Cooking A High Calorie Meal - Kali Muscle

[@kidtea]

This guy is what everyone thinks their cellmate will be in prisons.

[@im_dagreatking1590]

This needs more likes lmfao

[@andrescaiced4695]

Is that betty white dappin

[@naisikras777]

It’s also the designated guy who fucks dude that drops the soap

[@voted_wotb]

It happens

[@jamesmorris911]

Protein drink farts are the worst

[@peterpiper47]

I was making this at home and some guy broke in, shanked me and stole it.

[@janiahava7296]

😂😂😂

[@maxsauer3485]

HAHAHA

[@xphyco]

Peter Piper 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tainotattoo4796]

Shanked you🤣🤣

[@ProMediaCompany]

Yoowww 😂😂😂😂😂

[@blunty2267]

6 years later this is still fucking gold

[@anticlockwise855]

we back ay lmao

[@watsappenin2865]

Facts I seen this years ago on my old old account

[@user-rt7hx9pe1w]

I remember watching this when I was like 11 lmao

[@godsandmonstars]

Lmao!!!

[@Peakfreud]

Yeah, but he has cut about a 100lbs since this video..

[@anishgajera]

8 years later this video never fails to bring me back to it

[@CAPNBACK]

I’m back too. This is goated sh*t

[@RamMan2016]

same, random thought popped in my head making me think of it. Had to come watch

[@martincrittenden465]

​@@RamMan2016 🤣🤣 I did aswell bruv, believe it or not. Cracks me up in this vid.... . First person i ever see do a muscle up.

[@Iwantthamoney]

Ong

[@jacksoncain8276]

It’s crazy Kali looked like this and now he’s a whole new man and even different attitude. Crazy what drugs will do to you

[@kohkantable]

This is the longest tutorial to cooking noodles I've ever seen.

[@princesspeace5293]

And di noddle is already cold before he will eat dem all😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂

[@robertchambers369]

Lol 🤣

[@sonnyjohnson934]

Lolol

[@chrisgurrero5275]

Lmao righhhtt

[@yansheedk1559]

Yahahahahahahaha...

[@DJ-jq8if]

"Sir, Alcatraz is closing now and your tour ended 5 hours ago."

[@colbybadeaux8499]

David James 💀💀

[@leftyguns5615]

I’m dead

[@frankielopezzamudio4127]

(X

[@cathyjohnny7717]

David James lmboooooooo 💀💀💀

[@nikeyB02]

Kali: SODIUM!!!

[@eddieleejoseph2998]

The irony of his message then vs now. Today he's eating Almonds and Asparagus😂.

[@a.harrell9540]

This type of content doesn’t make money on yt now

[@Justiceserved911]

Lool sodium conscious

[@Degdreams]

He did a whole response video to his own video explaining how he was wrong

[@RoseBarber-uf4bf]

Facts he almost died

[@wakandaisevil]

@@RoseBarber-uf4bf from salt or from his peds

[@Azerrz]

Kali, you have the physique of a Street Fighter 4 character forreal XD

[@kelvinkoh1282]

Azerrz i love your videos man

[@Azerrz]

Adam Ahmed how the hell was I advertising? lol

[@wakeup2theNWO]

***** I heard he once fingered a woman, the police are still looking for the other half of her body :)

[@nextnash14]

Hey Azzers, I'm subbed to you, fancy seeing you here!

[@nordwinds2561]

XD

[@MrBraga-yt4qm]

This dude look like a gears of war character lmao 😆

[@bendover5255]

I'm fuckin dead😄😄 gears of war lookin ass foreal

[@datboilang8973]

😭😭😭😭

[@prodby668]

Oh my gosh, you are right!

[@MVkiller456YT]

Yeah man I agree

[@exoticfoodreviews1319]

If gears of war ever make a movie they better cast him

[@salouali6899]

PRISON GUARD: Kali it's time to wrap up, its light out. KALI: what? PRISON GUARD: take your time sir , i apologize

[@redchoppa8926]

😂🤣🤣🤣

[@theodoroscaptis929]

Real shit though no one fucking with kali he just to big dog

[@Thewu168]

🤣🤣🤣

[@dannypower4746]

😂

[@jinwoolim5380]

😂

[@bruhmoment8473]

This is one of the greatest KZbin videos of all time

[@252tward]

I gained 5lbs of muscle by just mixing the ingredients

[@Cactus2734]

I gained 3lbs by just watching

[@Yahshuaismyeverything]

Loll aww

[@jasonferman6867]

I gained 2lbs by just clicking the video.

[@mynameisjeff3374]

I gained 10 pounds by reading this comment raw muscle rawwww

[@Ingridhubby]

I gained 10 pounds after watching this dude eat

[@michaelbueno7976]

Who's notice the fact that he is really good at math

[@Dave_UL]

BigPapiChulo 84 11×2 22 GRAMS OF PROTEIN... yeah he's good at math 😂😂😂

[@mackvoffical]

aarrhhh.... hahhahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@siZeDcuBe]

BigPapiChulo 84 That's pre basic math

[@berhanwar]

Arithmetic

[@sylamy7457]

BigPapiChulo 84 Lol, anyone can do that, that's called common sense, not being good at math.

[@joeyboost50]

Who’s here during Corona 2020

[@bug10100]

Joe B 🤩

[@Randomguy-kn3nv]

This self quarantine is prep for prison, we getting SWOLE

[@oberwri1623]

im eating my almonds and asparagus to stay clean

[@cooperrichards31]

In 2021 after corona this will be a gourmet meal

[@maxjesusmadsen622]

@@oberwri1623 same bro, in a cut right now hahaha

[@Mazon717]

I'm glad my boy got his health right but this shit HILARIOUS.😂😂😂

[@Cosmicmorales]

fr 😭

[@drugbustin]

What you mean health right ? what happened to him ?

[@Cosmicmorales]

@@drugbustin he was abusing gear

[@drugbustin]

@@Cosmicmorales aah makes sense.

[@beewalk34]

​@@drugbustinHeart attack

[@djmsup]

This is one of the most iconic videos in KZbin history

[@KDH-oc4tx]

“If your a Abercrombie & Fitch model, you don’t need all these calories. Go ahead and eat your almonds and asparagus” lmao Classic Kali

[@hankwilliams8939]

With a side of celery!😂

[@hankwilliams8939]

Mr Holmes I had to watch it again still HILARIOUS, now I know how to get skinny for 2020. HAPPY NEW YEAR BROTHER!!!😂🤣🎆🎇🎉 ASPARAGUS AND ALMONDS!!

[@mr.100rupees3]

*you're

[@higherliving1579]

BOP BOP

[@yolodaswagg]

He's teaching me how to survive in college

[@klegend0]

underrated comment

[@snowball4873]

klegend0 agree

[@michaeldelagarza1416]

Not true

[@michaeldelagarza1416]

mommommum lies

[@youngxo5062]

Michael Delagarza. dude shut the hell up damn issa joke

[@hotboiikb]

“B**** n**** u ain’t gone never get swole” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kingdavid8009]

@@hotboiikb da funniest part 😅😅😅

[@FatManScoop87]

Fav part

[@killingsley]

😀🤣🤣🤣💪🏾💪🏾

[@ivancorts6966]

But...but...chicken breast...and asparragus...

[@SnakeAholic]

This guy is so strong he picked up his jail cell and put it in his house.

[@user-ll2ou6zb9e]

SnakeAholic omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I CAN'T 😂😂😂😂

[@thesongmake9652]

SnakeAholic you are funnier than me I love the way you can tell your stories

[@djdavisbeatz]

SnakeAholic 😭😭😭

[@onaaamreh4015]

SnakeAholic 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

[@RobayatRahman]

SnakeAholic so true

[@808ghostMiller]

“For all you runway models stick to your Almonds and asparagus with a side of celery” 😂😂😂

[@damonwalton3717]

That shit had me dead 😂😂😂

[@danielromero4207]

Me too 😅😅😅

[@un_known4240]

i love food so even that sounds good too me 😂

[@sincerelydavillian5851]

He said omlets

[@josephfrazier5043]

Take baby bites

[@cmox1830]

i did this but instead of getting muscle i got diabetes

[@anond5754]

+Zaraki Grimes loool

[@D-Paramountcy]

L

[@alvinnarvaez4847]

lol

[@iamworthy2866]

+Zaraki Grimes diabetes? daum

[@punodelgato9001]

+Zaraki Grimes You made me laugh out loud just now haha

[@Qrazey]

This is probably one of my favorite videos on KZbin

[@aminmohammadzadeh1937]

The funniest cooking program I've ever seen.

[@TH3RIPPA]

yes lol

[@benjiusofficial]

What about Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time

[@lilboss6262]

I know

[@Luke-mz2bj]

lmao true

[@theone1808]

Pasta with mayonnaise? [even with mustard, relish, and honey] I've never heard of such of thing until now! lol

[@communismwithgiggles2515]

After shooting this video, he slapped on a suit, went to a respectable business meeting, and gave a sales pitch that ended with success.

[@ReaperKezia]

He leaned on the conference table & it shattered into pieces

[@peterg.6254]

@@hanjunghuk9433 b r u h 😂😂😂

[@reub456]

😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@yodev6688]

Communism With Giggles 😂😂😂

[@buckybarz3779]

@Truth Hurts so.... how did you come to that conclusion idiot?

[@freshramses]

Gordon Ramsay should see this

[@dhruvvprakash]

This was the guy that taught Gordon how to teach those prisoners to cook

[@drrckcch0]

Dhruv Prakash lmao you dirty for that lmao im done...

[@drrckcch0]

CamaroSS0914 nah man you saw him boil it water first lmao

[@pileofashes85]

"IT'S FUCKIN RAW!"

[@theanimeboi6633]

yes

[@mmatt6689]

Bro the growth from this to the watermelon diet is insane keep up the good work fam 💯💯💯

[@poormanshellcat]

Right! Crazy 360

[@cizia69]

With all that sodium Kali's corpse will still be edible in a thousand years...

[@TheStockCarStig]

😂

[@oneilclarke8494]

This is funny as hell...🤣

[@johnadams3538]

At least he won’t have to worry about a fellow inmate killing him for his “spread”.

[@steve2jz664]

Edible?? U say it like a mf gana eat his body 🤣😂

[@ENGRAINING]

marinated and pickled from the inside out

[@RaulGarcia-zp7nr]

I had a heart attack from just watching, but gained 5 lbs of RAW MUSCLE... RAW MUSCLE

[@wanda01141]

Lol

[@tyrushawk2219]

How about cooked muscle

[@danechkadel]

why is it sounds like Kali's voice in my head?

[@dpatt7503]

You gained 5 lbs of ramen noodles

[@slimeecksdee8916]

D PATT 😂😂😂🥴💯

[@jesusisking873]

Legend has it that after this he's still on the toilet to this day.

[@whatiscow]

lol

[@robglez]

JesusisKing 8 😂😂😂

[@heariam8091]

i

[@DairokutenMaoUwU]

Guy went from this to being afraid of drinking water 😂

[@Mylonelystudio]

Nah brother fruit juice is way more electrical than h2o

[@lukasp5892]

@@Mylonelystudioit also has way more sugar lmao

[@mrshrek2991]

Who’s still here in 2019

[@bryantpareja4429]

John Chan Chann lol my freshmen year of high school tryna to get on the football team but didn’t have a job back then lol

[@woptown619]

Your mama be calling the prison

[@DeltaSniperZRR]

At what moment do you add some steroids?

[@IronMike212]

Old man, not kid.

[@doyouevendong3763]

***** Oh I think he started adding steroids a long time ago, no doubt. But hey whatever floats his boat. What I hate though is people lying about being natural when they are doing steroids. Man I dont care if you do steroids you do you, just be fucking honest about it. Man those people piss me off. One thing is for certain; all that muscle is not due to fucking top ramen and tuna...with honey.

[@LIVITLUVIT]

Bahahaha EXACTLY! AT WHAT MOMENT DO YOU AD DIANADOL?

[@IronMike212]

Jealousy...It's eating you guys up.

[@doyouevendong3763]

IronMike212 I am quite far from jealous, although I gotta say he is quite big and that's good for him, I am not jealous. Never the less anyone who knows how muscle mass works would know that one MUST take steroids to build muscle that size. The body has a limit for how much muscle it can build, due to lack of testosterone (primeraly). So saying that he uses steroids is not saying we are jealous, it is simply saying "You do not get that fucking big from eating fucking topramen and tuna all day"

[@Xendrius]

His cell has more security than jefrey eppsteins.

[@chrisb2743]

And eating the same thing every single day drinking water eating noodles

[@joshhengst3537]

He is his own security

[@deanfarr3249]

Beyond scared straight has this all the time getting your plate snatched by other prisoners

[@dannybloom]

Prince Andrew incoming, hook him up Kali. He likes Pizza my guy 😀👍🍻

[@momowawa447]

Lmao I can't believe you're here

[@harris2671]

I was generally scared he was going to jump through the screen and punch me for not bringing his water

[@NeonOpan]

VoltAgE Harris2 right, we got no water or badge lol

[@natarajones210]

Imdo

[@natarajones210]

I do

[@malachidrinkliptoncrew5965]

Yoo lfammooooo

[@emmanuelalfaro4412]

Same

[@christopherthompson1011]

When he called him a sorry bastard I just lost it and cried of laughter 🤣🤣🤣

[@24gwmcpher]

LOOOOOOL SO DID I

[@waynemartin5784]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Testlabro]

Shit is a classic lmao never gets old I just came back years later to watch it 😭😭

[@tarzanyogi]

Same

[@brianmoore3063]

Thought I was the only one lol

[@Say2Cups]

Shi same here

[@adriansverckov1862]

Sames

[@MyeshaQueen2023]

This dude is hilarious 🤣

[@lrodDaDevil]

“Just gonna put a lil bit of mayo in there.” Pours mustard

[@leohunt8840]

Lol he looked right at it too

[@lrodDaDevil]

linda Silvia right😂

[@Mike-xe3qo]

LRODD BeAtZ lmfao my thought exactly

[@rye4zxbl243]

RAW MUSCLE

[@hankwilliams8939]

Getting real excited about his meal, give me your spread!😂🤣

[@w7p31w92]

Me: Kali, how tf you recording in prison bruh?? Kali: what u say?? Me: Nothing man, my bad..enjoy your gumbo

[@richgettinricher2814]

Willis Paul lmao 😂gumbo

[@joshd.godfroy4761]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Joe-d3t1t]

Now he’s eating almonds and asparagus.

[@Zealand007]

No wonder some people starving because this fella eating all the food.

[@allenslayz5118]

That shit ain't even enough to feed me

[@Vonir-Slater]

@@allenslayz5118 F A T B O I

[@restfulcube-notyet]

AllenSlayz F A T A S S

[@imnotgambo]

AllenSlayz F A T M A N

[@herbertrankin8324]

Lol

[@DevilsDiscretionAdvised]

This guy is the hodge twins crazy uncle that got locked up for having too many gains

[@chikinwingz3041]

Yoooo this needs more likes🤣🤣🤣

[@scarlettsugar8159]

I laughed way too damn hard at this comment!!

[@klean_kicczllc7147]

😋

[@treydxd5851]

I believe that ONG

[@Officialjester760]

“But I appreciate you bringing it sucka”

[@kingdraco3069]

😂😂😂

[@bison_life]

Came in for the watermelons, and stayed for the sodium. Love you, Kali, you are a real G!

[@T.K.KIRKLAND.]

I miss this kali muscle so much.. this is comedy gold

[@ahsanafzal48]

legend has it he's still preparing that dish till today.

[@dannyk2446]

Cương Biên

[@Bandup5]

mr rambo LOL

[@ridwanahmed2898]

mr rambo lol your right

[@dj_gamer6511]

mr rambo no stfu

[@bluevomit2361]

AHAHHAHAH ya killed me

[@xmaxfactorx]

How to die by heart failure with Kali Muscle.

[@TheHoboZzz]

good one bro! :D

[@zakaimeghoo-peddie9258]

+xXP1LLZxX I highly doubt this video is meant to be taken seriously. Do you honestly think that Kali eats like that everyday to maintain his muscle mass.

[@nabeeld9371]

+Anti 1 u r8

[@Kee2Oz]

+Sm00th TV The sodium is the killer. Easy to fix, don't throw the packets of seasoning in there.

[@cybertronx1701]

+Sm00th TV Epic

[@ronnierizek1834]

He makes this look so good, and I’ve made it like twice and each time it’s disgusting lol but I keep making it bc he makes it look good, hoping it’ll taste better each time

[@gamezone047]

Dude. I've made the same thing. And it tastes AMAZING

[@alejandrohurtado1175]

😂

[@Mooshoo23]

Try this recipe. 1. Hot Cheetos (Xxtra hot preferred) 2. Chetto puffs (cheesy) 3. Top ramen packet (Chicken, Shrimp, beef flavor) - I always use chicken. 4. Slim Jim’s 5. Whole Kosher pickles 6. Pork cracklings or Pork skin (spicy flavored) Steps: Pre: have water boiling before starting 1. Smash top ramen packet until it’s all broken, open the bag and remove the seasoning. 2. Add the ramen into an empty bag (make sure there’s no holes) and then pour packet seasoning in it as well. 3. Crush all chips I listed in ingredients and add that to the bag as well. 4. Cut up the slim Jim’s into little pieces and the kosher pickles as well then add that to the bag as well. 5. Add liquid from pickle jar to the bag, just a little. 6. Mix everything up and then add the boiling or very hot water to the bag. This step is crucial because you can ruin your spread. Add about a half cup first and then start mixing the ingredients. Make sure everything’s wet but not too soaked. Then just keep adding a little bit of water at a time and mix until it’s at a texture you like. Hope you like it bro!

[@gamezone047]

@@Mooshoo23 Bro thanks making an effort in writing all this recipe. Problem is that i am not from US. an i am unfamiliar with most of the brands that you listed. I'll probably have to look for alternatives

[@Tennisboy121292]

Wow that made me hungry at 8:33 I. I he morning after binging on coke for 18th so no sleep appreciate that👌🏿

[@EvanderSmart]

I gained 3 pounds just watching the video If you watch it in slow-mo, you gain 5 pounds!

[@trunksbrief221]

I am 100% full natty, so I did even gain 30pounds after watching twice

[@IAMREMNANTJA]

+Evander Smart lol dwl. best comment on this video. i gained 6.5 just watching the mayo spread

[@SamSung-kx9ws]

+Evander Smart I got to thinking about this meal. Just skip the RAMEN, SKIP THE TUNA, and just eat a whole freaking bottle of MAYO. There's yours 10,000 calorie but chances are you won't live long. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@SpuerEliteEight]

+What is Bitcoin? best comment ever

[@Youtube_Globetrotter]

+What is Bitcoin? Ofc you did, but it was all the ice cream you engulfed

[@LuisGarcia-oi4qf]

I don't know why I got this recommended but daamn, it's pure gold lol

[@omar_illi]

Right

[@tztpandagamingyt6327]

Yep

[@shutup1096]

I had this recommended 2

[@xx_dubailife_xxkiller6962]

Luis Garcia same

[@thecollector5209]

Because he has over a million subscribers

[@Zalazaar]

This is the longest tutorial on making ramen and opening a tuna can I've ever seen.

[@korypankey8359]

Zalazar 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ramayaruk]

Lolol

[@mikeymorrison272]

You think this will get someone more muscles

[@SKUNK_The_underdog]

History Guy007 dude honestly I’m not sure

[@itzdcx]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@dumpsterfire295]

Guy's an absolute unit

[@imfreklz5300]

A unit in a unit

[@Morgan-pv5py]

He's half the size he was here

[@xpxtch5165]

@@imfreklz5300 😭

[@simonmo5700]

I'm never gonna complain about my wife's cooking ever again

[@cyantadeo975]

You should, hopefully she gets better

[@talkdattrashimmapullyacard4396]

😂😂😂😂

[@AY-mp6nj]

I made this and tried to eat..Now, I am writing this comment in a hospital

[@jaygenius1151]

😂😂😂

[@sasukeuchiha-sw2hq]

Ahsbhd Yskjs hahaha hope your okay 🙏

[@roastedbutter5334]

Ahsbhd Yskjs well you gotta work the calories off they aren't gonna just give you insta muscles

[@anything1026]

God bless u😂

[@soulfulsiren232]

Ahsbhd Yskjs n mmm hi kkl4

[@kennethmiller523]

I won't to thank you kali I was 140lbs and my doctor said my conditions was really bad and i had a heart problem and type 2 dieabeitys but I went up to 220lbs of muslce by doing 500 push ups a day 234 dips jogging power working jump dropping for 30 mins and follow your eating method then my doctor said your heart is now flushing out the bad blood flow by curring my heart and my dieabeitys went away health then ever thank you kali you save my life love you bro

[@bestbleach764]

Kenneth Miller Learn how to spell dumbass.Grammer

[@klewikray602]

You spelled the word "grammar" incorrectly....

[@ritualpainter7178]

Klewik Ray That shit funny asf

[@DayVFX]

iiSiva Games Learn how to form a correct sentence.

[@preston9963]

every one getting roasted

[@ItsCleto]

This dudes shoulder is larger than my fucking ass cheek.

[@Qgavctecsc]

😂😂

[@kershawnmorrisette6653]

😂😂😂

[@transAmos654123]

yup same lol

[@robertcain5355]

lol

[@kimberlylackey5644]

you so buff I can't even get that buff

[@mattparr3038]

Hahaha this guy had me laughing from start to end...he's a character

[@olathecola7691]

Henry Medina Naaaahh....... Really?

[@kennywoods833]

hahahahahha aww shit.

[@shinzocan1]

Matt Pazz peny needles

[@dayotwa9633]

He look like my CJ in San Andreas

[@Jason-mk5lt]

lmao

[@mehdido5668]

😂😂😂

[@lukemorel5172]

After u use the max muscle cheat😂

[@rigby2305]

Cheat codes

[@user-ct4zv4xf9r]

@@lukemorel5172 HAHAHAHAH

[@megatedassaultituary6783]

I tried this, my face now looks like his left bicep 💪 High gains baby 👿🔥🍝🍗

[@sarpeleveninos4897]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KrishnaSingh-ow1ie]

You just has a stroke buddy

[@FIGSANE]

I gotta say This is still one of my favorite Kali Muscle videos. I never saw how my brother did it when he was in prison- so when I watch this video it reminds me of him. In addition, seeing the work that Kali Muscle does today reminds me of my brother; they both had a rough life, and today do honest work. Seeing your content inspires me, and is also comforting because it lets me believe that what you do or have done past or present was all for the sake of progress. Thank You Kali Muscle

[@user-tr2dh4xx6u]

honest work? HAH

[@DiddyCanFly]

This is an S Tier video lmao it’s one of the very best videos on KZbin 😂

[@angelajs2871]

Who actually watching this but never gonna make it 😭

[@DaRealAP99]

Everyone lol

[@undeadsatan3317]

@@DaRealAP99 y'all never gonna get swole

[@DaRealAP99]

@@undeadsatan3317 😂😂😂 hell nah gotta cook 5 packs of noodles just get swole muh fucka

[@user-zj3mr9zr8n]

Man he didn’t even eat any😭

[@acerodon]

I made this a few times. Shit fucking smacks.

[@vvsdraco1593]

This man looks like an upgraded version of bettle juice

[@abrahammendez462]

LMAO fucked up

[@fogellmclovin1835]

cxshout 403 Real shit😂

[@BOAYang]

Who me?

[@INMATE2468]

Beets already 6 feet 450 lb

[@jakovhrga5619]

@@INMATE2468 beetle said he 20 ft tall 😂😂

[@christophersimmons4376]

Seeing this guy vs who he is now is completely different lol 💪🏻 he’s made big changes ❤

[@KrishnaSingh-ow1ie]

Exactly. I have more muscle than this guy right know. That's what happens when your not natural.

[@michaeltlays1293]

My blood pressure went up just knowing how much salt is in that tub 😂

[@Jcc4151]

Just drink lots of water

[@GodBody-BodyofGod]

Are you trying to get swole or what?

[@720Mar]

Calories in calories out

[@simonacland9028]

That's the best part haha

[@westonrossnfl]

Creatine my man! 💪🏽

[@HamesAlwaysWins]

his shoulder is bigger than his head lol

[@shamoney5970]

*G A I N Z*

[@86hotboi64]

ShamoneyXL XD

[@veezy3933]

HamesAlwaysWins he slimmed down

[@ndaxz2120]

You known me yesterday

[@MrJreed1000]

thats how men are built.... aren't ur shoulders bigger than your head?

[@SchizimaPlaysGames]

This man is the king of broscience.

[@phodacbitch]

Dont mess with him he wears calvin climbs

[@willy_fresh8987]

He has some knowledge don't get me wrong but Dom Mazzetti is the messiah of bro science

[@volsdeep9395]

“You better not have spit it in either I can tell!” That took me out 😂😂

[@aidenhanik7247]

Almost the 5 year anniversary of this masterpiece

[@romsawyer2694]

Lmao

[@balwc147]

Damn time flies

[@zachdohdohbird9624]

5 years to celebrate 5 pounds of RAW muscle.

[@Bruh-ys3sx]

It's been 7 years

[@noel7187]

8 years now

[@HANSOME219]

5:50 da funniest part 😭

[@OfficialTravvyTrav]

Noooo 10:05 is funny

[@Jmilly724]

The way he say chicken breast 😂

[@bmgtironius6690]

@@OfficialTravvyTrav he don’t play that other shit

[@izrealquintana1903]

3:33

[@Blue_G707]

😂

[@zlayson]

Kali muscle looks like CJ when I do the buffmeup cheat 😂😂😂

[@jevaughniewilliams3180]

It’s ture 😂😂😂

[@jordanmcfarland-lewis9912]

zlayson 😂😂😂

[@myleswashington5435]

Frfr😂😂😂

[@averagetacocat1530]

Ahhh word San Andreas was first thing that came to mind like lol what cheat code this guy used

[@averagetacocat1530]

He got the tank top to that added to it hahahah

[@tonymiller8500]

@kalimuscle comparing this video to what you look like now is night and day!! Big props for the transformation!

[@Fatlexis]

this guy built like you used the buff cheat in gta San Andreas

[@TheAnaconda32]

buffmeup :")

[@bigoopondabeat7918]

lol

[@786kasad]

Lol

[@fpsSYRIA]

One of the most iconic videos on KZbin.

[@twickzys4522]

FAX HOME SLICE

[@josephalexander4561]

4:17 oh man this is pure gold. Don’t let the size of his arms distract you from his comedic genius and perfect delivery!

[@newbornassassin7291]

This dude changed so much . Bro lost so much weight and is vegetarian now off the gear etc . Respect.

[@TheMrOlympia09]

Respect? lmao

[@alhmadi999]

At what cost he almost died

[@newbornassassin7291]

@@alhmadi999 you live and you learn. At least he made change and didnt continue his ways even after he cheated death. It's always good to see people change for the better

[@magster41]

@@newbornassassin7291 his youtube channel is absolutely dead he barely puills 30k views these days

[@newbornassassin7291]

@@magster41 that's irrelevant 🤣

[@suzukiclaus3028]

Recipe 3 packs of ramen noodles Water Remove water Add mayonnaise mustard and honey Can of tuna Can of beef Them gains

[@davidea43]

Luc zap you forgot the sweet relish. You earn zero gains without the relish

[@suzukiclaus3028]

David 🙌🏻😂

[@suzukiclaus3028]

Mexico City false you earn zero gains

[@theoneandonlybridge4210]

@Mexico City I thought it was sardines

[@LOV3GODD3SS19]

Smoked oysters

[@kingofnewyork7891]

“How many carbs up in this mothafuka”

[@RichandRareEssentials]

King of New York 😂😂😂

[@joshd.godfroy4761]

Keeping it real!🤣

[@tttgttt9267]

Loooool

[@ibeatmytinymeat7038]

Its funny because right when I scrolled and found this comment he said the same thing.

[@joshd.godfroy4761]

Syncz, yes he did. Funny

[@ratatwang659]

Me: Who Took My Phone?! Kali Muscle: Me Me: o-oh okay im so sorry to bother you

[@SkullShadow211]

Lmao😂 i feel you bro

[@darshanshankar6689]

ratatwang uwu seems like u got a chicken heart...

[@Cactus2734]

@@darshanshankar6689 nah... He just doesn't wanna die

[@Rubixmasterr]

THE TANK why u niggas say that shit but then get ya’ll ass beat

[@dracofn8599]

ShellCactus2734 I bet kali muscle can’t even fight

[@Rubenv93tx]

Saw this video the day of release. 9 years later I still quote some of the things said here, and come back to it from time to time 🎉

[@muradbabayev2928]

eating like a runway model

[@tommiejwilson134]

"if your a real man you eat 2 packs or more" 🤣🤣

[@ktb7326]

nah that’s facts 😂

[@julianh2177]

@@ktb7326 frrr i always make 2 packs

[@ZachBroadus1992]

Haha

[@thequietgamer1889]

Julian same,1 pack is way to small

[@lamesaqopenthempacksfoo9661]

In one sitting

[@ShinkuGouki]

"Y'all mufuckas ova deah eatin like runway models" 🤣🤣🤣

[@seancoonery2559]

Satsui Nohado 🤣🤣😂😂

[@GreenBreeze]

He seems like the type of dude to make the prison guards feel like their the ones doing time😭😭 lmao 😂

[@ArMiNiSfUCkinRedicK]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@dropdarealest]

Green Breeze haha

[@scottmann3002]

MF cops should be doing time

[@rugpull500]

“Well ma’am, he didn’t want to give up 3 top Ramens” 😂😂😂

[@jutindavi]

His shoulders actually look like a basketball

[@Flyingsandwiches-nr1zc]

😂😂😂😂

[@UKGBManny]

Seeing this after his recent heart attack, Legend!! i hope he gets well soon.

[@Ejaz100]

If he keeps on eating like this I doubt

[@thehighlightwizard4044]

Fasho

[@Real_Infinity95]

He had a heart attack? Wow. I didn’t know.

[@UKGBManny]

@@Real_Infinity95 Yep big one unfortunately.

[@TheSweetestScience]

@@UKGBManny it's easy to see why.

[@lukedanes6806]

I tried the ramen noodles for bulk a year ago, huge mistake. I put on 15lbs, lost vascularity, lost cut, lost definition, got a bloated belly and felt tired all the time only really put on 5lbs of real muscle. I'm back to ground chicken and brown rice. It costs more but nothing beats it in lean gains.

[@marlonblake954]

U wasn't working out hard enough

[@lukedanes6806]

Marlon Blake Yeah I thought the same thing, but the problem was the noodles were so high in sodium, fats and calories for my body weight that I was actually over doing it with the food. It was not an issue of under working.

[@XxDarkPx21xX]

Luke Danes did ubgrt stronger thou?

[@eduardoelliott7862]

How big and how old are you ? Just wonderin

[@marlonblake954]

Everybody different works for me because I've always been small I have to work out and eat like crazy to gain weight I can't even gain weight from just eating

[@aboveblessed4101]

God thank you for sending me Kali Muscle videos. This brother had me rolling 😂😂😂😂 in this video. I ain’t laughed this hard in a minute

[@freemanlor1118]

This video made me go buy ramen at 2am. My lawd

[@HungTran-hu2hk]

Freeman Lor u good?

[@RageEG]

LOOL I'm literally about to do the same

[@averagejoefilmsinc.6725]

@@RageEG lol he just made me fn hungry

[@NabilBoutib]

me too haha but it's 1 AM

[@kamuelafauhiva2207]

3:34 the way kali took that lid got me rollllllinggggg 😭🤣🤣🤣

[@brycesanford9451]

Remember its a top🤣🤣🤣

[@vipnetworker]

Dear Lord, protect this man’s heart. 🙏🏻

[@snoozeydream9288]

Uncle kali

[@jakesmith1665]

What joint you in were your getting real cans of tuna on canteen.just use to seeing bags of it in max

[@charlessmithjr166]

Push ups and a lot of eating gets u swole facts the point is to stay active

[@leizhang3465]

Can anyone tell me why heart?Body builder get heart disease?

[@dan15lop]

@@leizhang3465 way too much sodium

[@Prenihility]

My go-to video when eating instant noodles. Never gets old. Especially yelling at the CO.

[@Keym78]

Mayo = eggs and oil Kali: I can't eat too much mayo bc I'm lactose intolerant 🙃🤣

[@anneredwine8054]

Dude ik this sounds weird but im lactose intolerant and i cant have to much mayo earthier im not sure why🤔 the doc said it shouldn't bother me but it dose so idk

[@JustSendMeLocationPlease]

It fucks me up too. I eat a mcchicken go running

[@Vlad2319]

Prepackaged mayo can contain milk.

[@jasondads9509]

I thought it was egg and vinegar

[@JustSendMeLocationPlease]

@Kronik Maths debater don’t be a fucking dork on KZbin lmao

[@joewall8210]

He looks like a side character from gears of war

[@silentjolt3210]

The One you mean cole train from gears of war 3

[@impulse8416]

@@silentjolt3210 wooooooo

[@mcgillisfareed1]

The One cooollleee traaiiinnn

[@punisher9133]

Gow 3 cole train football player

[@nonameselected7250]

Hello my fellow gears fans. There's not a lot of us these days.

[@gloxxxx]

Is this how GTA San Andreas looks on PC ?

[@jasminecadet577]

Steven Mendoza haha your funny 1

[@M0DFATH3R]

Steven Mendoza 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PowerCube3D]

You sir deserve an oscar

[@alanv3185]

Yup with the cheat code to make you look buff

[@GodofFinesse]

Lmfao

[@kemitstar]

All time classic!

[@MrMorpilo]

When your stone af and you mix everything you got in your fridge 😂

[@slimpimpin856]

MrMorpilo then it tastes like shit so you throw it away 😂😂

[@nathan-qcueparsons268]

Samuel .S Luna hell no when you're high you don't taste anything that will not go to waste😂😂😂😂

[@windy8872]

MrMorpilo this is called stoner foods watch on shane dawsons channel there way better than this

[@isaacsamantha2156]

Samuel .S Luna but you rolled up again and got higher so you made another one! 🤣🤣

[@slimpimpin856]

Izzy Money 😂😂😂 probably lol

[@willb9488]

This shit funny af😂😂😂😂

[@sakibarefin860]

hmm 😂😂😂

[@williamwright6127]

WillieeB Tv

[@Juan-yc6wf]

wоrkеd fоr mе! I wоrkеd just likе I thоught it wоuld. It wаs еаsу еnоugh аnd I just wаnt оthеrs tо knоw whеn sоmеthing wоrks. Cheсk оut it оn this blоg twitter.com/58a1aa9d6b4579bed/status/788632172043366400 Cооking А High Cаlоriе Mеeеeаl w Каli Мusсlе

[@Ghostwatchertim-_-]

too damn funny. hahahaha

[@dingkhamis3997]

Little BakPao yggjgfggyyggvgcffgygtyygh

[@AnytimeTelevision]

"A REAL MAN EAT 2 OR MORE"

[@deonkosh31]

Im eating that right now

[@wackywavinginflatablearmfl9616]

I eat like 9

[@herbertrankin8324]

Needs more meat chicken scrambled eggs broccoli and cheese and shrimp cream of mushroom soup

[@wever5077]

@@deonkosh31 I. Love. Oysters.

[@dodgemadness6.460]

Bro when this came out I used to show this to all my homies before most of them died I miss how we used to be joked out on this 😂❤ coming back 9yrs later

[@Tommy.OrginalvideosPhilly]

Same man

[@roomforthefiiixins2491]

Nigga you better check my resubay.

[@iTzDark740]

roomforthefiiixins Ahahaha!

[@s2krookie]

roomforthefiiixins LMAO.

[@zarevalenzuela6561]

Best comment ever haha

[@iTzDark740]

Yo saying that shit out loud has me just as weak LMAOOO XD

[@jaysmith9997]

Laughed so hard LMAOOO