7-31-17: Montreal, Sexual Diaramas, Hot Tub Neck Attacks? | | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #35

Talking Montreal weekend, Sexual Diaramas, Canadian Floor Babies, and Hot Tub Neck Attacks?
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[@ohoto3896]

These early ones were the best.

[@coriannaaa4376]

Good to see someone else here

[@katelord8754]

yessss 😂 such a treasure to go back

[@martinmare6215]

I will never understand how someone can dislike these vids. What a national treasure

[@puddintaine4556]

I know, dude.. Bogus. Notice it's usually not double digit numbers. Haha.

[@colleenann772]

He is so entertaining! 👏 😂

[@fuckoff1526]

Yo Theo thanks for always playing that intro/outro by Spencer Jacob, I love it. Keep speaking the truth and keep the stories coming! Good job brother, we want more.

[@ramondimas1252]

Oh shoot man I was feeling down today and the story of the Canadian floor babies just made me laugh. There is no sadness that will ever take from the comedy that is This Past Weekend and Theo Von. God bless.

[@elchiponr1]

yeah man canadian floor baby is right up there with "two bats chasing a blind kid"

[@liquidgold]

That story at the end got me seeing angels dawg.

[@smartz565]

this old solo episodes are gold ,, 😂 gang

[@Stringz]

wassup you vanilla chinchillas??

[@SpencerJMusic]

Randy Reisig you pimpled yard animals

[@wildmn1095]

is your owner giving you water or are you suckin' off the hose

[@JohnDoe-qx8mi]

Theo: Thank you, thank you, thank you...You do VERY good work (and you're hilarious)...I coming to LA in Nov and hope to see you at the Comedy Store!

[@selectusername4048]

Keep it up bro you'll blow up with this podcast shit man. Stay blessed

[@domg650]

33:30 I love how he told Theo “keep listenin” 🤣

[@destinystarrhernandez]

Just noticed he said January 31s instead of July lmaoooo

[@bunating]

I visited Montreal recently on a family trip and I have to agree with you Theo I saw some of the most beautiful, diverse women ever there. I even wanted to move there lol. I'm from Toronto where there's no shortage of pretty gals but there's something about MTL. Kind of a different culture there too with the French influence. I noticed a lot of the public washrooms (even the one in the Science Centre!) had vending machines in them with condoms, breath mints and cologne. I guess that's the Euro aspect of their culture haha. That shit would never fly in Toronto. Keep up the good work Theo.

[@1of1bycody]

Bunating G I'm from nj I couldn't believe all the beautiful women in Montreal I was overwhelmed haha

[@michaelgeorgegallegos9345]

Keep up the good work Theo!!

[@Nunyabiznessbitch]

January??? Lol my week sucks Theo I had my gallbladder removed Monday :(

[@TheoVon]

fuck ya galbladder. your liver or kidneys will pick up the slack. you are magical!!! get well

[@Nunyabiznessbitch]

Theo Von thanks, that made me laugh 😘

[@Huxtee7]

"seamen time with his weaner" LOL

[@matthewthurmond1991]

do you ever come to atlanta you have a great following here

[@HarryManback0]

Matthew Thurmond Next time he's in ATL I'll be there for sure

[@-idahos_unknown-3573]

casting from the store.. nice

[@fingerblasterBeast]

Kevin Rudolf was the dude you got stuck with homie

[@TheoVon]

yes that was that man

[@juelz1911]

set up a patreon fam. I'd rather just send you $5 direct then sending it to $1 shave club

[@donaldthompson7705]

Julian Richards Forget pateron, they take a cut. Send directly to email by google wallet or paypal he get 100%

[@BLACK05GO1]

Just don't try walking the streets of Montreal in January unless you want to freeze to death (and that's no joke). From October - April it's way too cold for this Florida boy in Canada. You notice that almost all the Canadians live near the U.S. boarder? They are just trying to get as far south as possible.

[@SpencerJMusic]

I have 3 great/disturbing Andy Dick stories. I've only been in LA for 6 years. Just saying.

[@Huxtee7]

Do tell

[@TheFarmacySeedsNetwork]

hey man... we get that air spice... it's just not as spicy to us as the blind.. :)

[@youpayformyshit]

Come to Vancouver! I'll be there.

[@patrickforist]

Oh shit, just got my tickets to the Addison show.

[@TheoVon]

OH SHIT

[@justinbaker5359]

I got caught slippin the other day, damn stand over man tried to take my phone with threats of stabby, hell no you naughty badger pants person, this is how i listen to me theo Vons, gotta get me some, wake up.

[@morimemento8351]

AWESOME

[@ambitionx1639]

You remember feelings bro?

[@HudsonDr1]

Get some guests in dude - get those views/subs up!

[@jv4vidss]

I actually have an Andy Dick story of my own interestingly enough. I used to lifeguard at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas during the summers and he came through one Sunday and put on a display of attention seeking behavior like you wouldn't believe.

[@jv4vidss]

I made this comment before Theo actually told the story and you know what's crazy? A drunken Andy Dick offered me a blow job as well. I politely declined just like Theo did. I don't believe it's necessary to disrespect gay gentlemen who make advances either unless they are too graphic. For example, a black gentleman (one whom I had no idea was gay previously) from my college football team once sent me a ridiculously graphic and disgusting text message describing the sexual acts he wanted to perform with me. I was so caught off guard that I thought he may be joking at first, but eventually determined that he was serious. The bottom line is I felt disrespected by what he wrote so I declined with a message that could never be mistaken for polite.

[@daytoday3941]

If only using one which would be best? IG, FB or twitter?

[@cooltroop2]

I can't believe you drank away from the microphone, dude I wanna hear that shit! Drink onward.

[@leedaryl]

Yes love dave!

[@timquinn1204]

yo uuncle Theo.....the joe schmo show was the best reality show ever!!

[@Infiniteiii.]

man come to toronto

[@notarenee]

Andy Dick is quite interesting. When I was living in Hollywood, I remember seeing him sitting outside at a restaurant on my way home and he just kept staring at me like he was in a trance or something lol. Then one time my cousin's ex, who works at a resort told me Andy was there drunk and naked in a hot tub with a bunch of people and kept insisting that my cousin's ex jump in with them.

[@jmbaugh81]

Addison Improv next week woo woo

[@TheoVon]

lets do it!!

[@rnc-wr8wv]

Montreal is DIVERSE!.. if urr racist you can barely figure out who to hate.

[@donovancathal5560]

Whats the name of the song you play in your start up?

[@johnnie543]

"Celebrate" by the Spencer Jacob Graul Band, I think

[@jordanhudson470]

#Fellowship

[@daytoday3941]

So did Andy Dick offer to bee jeezy you himself, or was it supposed to be from the female he was with?

[@b-ee2337]

lol january 31st

[@leedaryl]

😘✨😆💕

[@blockbanger5149]

Third Person To View and The First Comment. I feel so lucky. haha.

[@franknstein8176]

First diarrhea Theo

[@wildmn1095]

thumbs up for thighabetes