5 Cute Recipes - Gone Scary

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Chapters
0:00 Intro
0:29 Rice Bear
4:29 Animal Eggs
6:50 Love Omelette
8:21 Sea Otter
10:15 Muscle Bear
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[@francesconapoli9970]

That rice bear looks like it was assassinated in its sleep and then the murderer tried to make it look like a suicide. Crazy how he can tell a story through his cooking...

[@heilamwether8911]

So true..

[@holyalpaca750]

I was thinking it was sleeping in the blood of it's victims

[@Fuutor]

Nice, you made soggy rice with garlic charcoal and burnt Soysauce!

[@Birbooo]

U forgot that it was thrown into nuclear waste

[@ebc6970]

Just goes to show you how deep the art of cooking can be... Truly an artist.

[@b_e_a_n__4434]

Hearing "cute animal shaped kawaii foods" in his monotone voice made my day 😂

[@bergmik]

"i spilled spot remover on my dog and he turned super kawaii desu :3"

[@yuttuts3656]

Bot

[@kzkhslov_]

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[@cody3335]

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[@bredaspacapan6118]

He actualy has a more cheerful tone this time, i noticed something was not as usual 😂

[@cheridoris]

That rice bear made me laugh so hard bro never fails to make food into a nightmare 💀💀

[@tropistan7735]

That bear sent me like nothing has in months. 💀💀

[@cyphre]

Sure hope musclebear Chad takes off as a viral recipe. We need more body positivity in the baking space.

[@cracuss31n52]

How is using steroids body positivity? Clearly muscle bear Chad uses steroids, have you seen his apology video recently?

[@justduro1527]

​@@cracuss31n52 It was just a woopsy doosy

[@WhimsicalGobelin]

@@justduro1527 It was just a goof, a laugh, like haha why aren't you laughing

[@cracuss31n52]

@@WhimsicalGobelin No no I am laughing, I was just enhancing the joke a little. Because obviously a teddy bear buns can't take steroids and made an apology video about it.

[@WhimsicalGobelin]

@@cracuss31n52 I was making a reference to a moistcritikal meme

[@udontneedmyemail]

future is the kind of guy to look at a wall and say, “I have a new video idea.”

[@FutureCanoe]

true story

[@aperson.a]

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[@dimsun7]

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[@kalakittenblond8401]

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[@warmeggtm]

Chad the mighty bear defeating the log wielding kaiju at the end was the most cinematic experience of my life

[@Dia17ch]

And he even had the nerve to put a skip message for the weirdness as if most of us wouldn't enjoy it 😹

[@Fujitsu_Scanner]

Chad curb stomps like a champ

[@lycus3568]

It amazes me how he never fails to make the results look cursed

[@MarcAmengual]

😂

[@berl1n866]

3:22 A fucking woodo doll😭

[@gabe_rz]

he somehow managed to make the “cute foods” look radioactive…

[@BeastGamerz281]

He lives in Chernobyl

[@RusedaHerod-mf2zp]

WILD 💀

[@ajaytripathi8320]

I think the bear was cute ...the carrot smile was adorable lol😅

[@jasonjaeger7383]

This is the only yt channel that consistently makes me laugh so hard I cry, and I love it

[@Tiger_Lightning_Music]

Literally this guy is one of the funniest people I’ve seen on here cracks me up 😂

[@yesyeahyes1]

Same 😂

[@tropistan7735]

I don't know why but the knife under the bear's blanket sent me. Ten solid minutes of choking, throat hurting, I'm dying kind of laughter.

[@dowie8678]

9:37 This guy must be protected at all costs. No man can be this adorable

[@Ssjvaca]

Despite your cooking shortcomings and food taken from the nearest nuclear waste place, I think you're a really good cook, and what's best is that you're honest too.

[@fakenails]

He nails the Wellington, but botches this. 😂 It's like Gorden over making grilled cheese sandwich. 😅

[@ron_sr1218]

FutureCanoe never fails ruining my day with his uploads 🥰

[@alext6933]

Let's not turn this into pyro's KZbin comments section, oh too late

[@ron_sr1218]

@@alext6933 his comment section just makes fun of his hair every video

[@haramunia9111]

Futurecanoe’s comments section about to look like WestJett’s

[@louisquartersson4555]

69.

[@louisquartersson4555]

i like licking Dic

[@n1kolodian]

I think I finally understand this channel. It infuriates me to see mistakes I've personally made while cooking in the past, and fully knowing how to correct them. But instead we have to sit and watch the horror unfold. Its like some form of torture you can't look away from.

[@bubblegumplastic]

I think you'd also enjoy anti chef

[@31indujak14]

​@@bubblegumplasticthat guy is frustrating to look at he looks like he's digging his own grave while cooking . Future canoe makes cooking fun

[@c_m_dylan8150]

11:53 When I tell you I wheezed! This is supposed to be family friendly 😂😂

[@DianeH2038]

I feel pretty certain there will be more weird videos on this channel; I'm counting on it. also, the knife is the perfect garnish for the bear!

[@RazorRamonMachismo]

it is a murder victim from the hood

[@darnwrong794]

The rice frying just gets worse and worse and he just keeps going instead of starting over LOL

[@iristzy]

3:44 why does the blanket have a terrified expression 😭

[@sushi_maknae]

6:36 the bunny looks like it was forced to be on that plate😂😂😂

[@sphinxtheater]

FutureCanoe is really pumping videos out. Love it!

[@JKFOOTBALL.cc1]

pumping them into me 😫

[@youtubeur]

​@@JKFOOTBALL.cc1bros down bad 💀

[@louisquartersson4555]

@@youtubeurBro is down tafuk not down bad

[@5dashes]

That muscle *bear* really "curb stomped" that sea *otter* 💦

[@mathisfps]

Not my proudest moment tbh but hey

[@kuru-chan6644]

ill show you whos the boss of this gym

[@Phoca_Vitulina]

The killer bear made me laugh so hard I started coughing, which sucks cause I've been coughing a lot being sick, but it was just too funny. This video was hilarious and creative, thank you

[@toichey]

I love the fight between the brioche buns! So amazing!

[@thecookingcat5140]

futurecanoe: censors dumbbell also futurecanoe: 11:48

[@itschrissyx]

Hey man, don't forget to take some time to yourself. Noticed that your contents become significantly more frequent (presumably due to the quick channel growth, to which I say congrats👏) but do be mindful of burnout lol. Regardless your works appreciated

[@frayerlewis5292]

🙄 Simp 😂

[@vertraeumtemoewe]

@@frayerlewis5292what wrong with you xD

[@mariolorenzo5990]

Once again he never fails to make me feel demotivated to cook 💪💪💪

[@devingarrett5800]

"It never folds into a perfect omelet when i want it to..." that's a real moment we can ALL relate to.

[@CallMeEchoNow]

that bear is nightmare fuel. (edit: the first bear) how did I get 250+ likes…. what..??

[@RazorRamonMachismo]

looks like a murder scene straight outta compton

[@popsicle8694]

which one

[@CallMeEchoNow]

@@popsicle8694 which..? There’s more than one bear..?

[@c_m_dylan8150]

​@@CallMeEchoNowthe first bear I'm assuming

[@rylenstuffsv2]

1st one is 5/10 cause I'm gonna eat all the nightmare out of it before it gets me

[@asmasalah993]

You've outdone yourself with this one, pretty funny. Nice job team 👏🏻

[@darrengordon-hill]

yEEAAAh

[@mountcrushmorebears6074]

Second grade humor meets monotone genius dry humor. Unadulterated comedy. You’re going places kid! Love it! Tane out of tane.

[@xoudrion2775]

Canoe quickly became my favorite food influencer and my opinion is not changing at all

[@znation4434]

Wow this is the earliest I've ever been. Just wanted to say that you've reignited my love for cooking, and made it entertaining while doing so. Thanks!

[@d0rs4fgetznosleep77]

11:48 what an interesting fight

[@sushi_maknae]

3:31 there is a episode of Mr bean were teddy gets kidnapped and replace by some creepy bear................it's giving that☠️☠️

[@technolink3012]

I loved all of these lol but the fight with the overly muscular bear and the otter was too good 💀 rip otter 😭

[@BigToody]

10:00 you should’ve flipped the cheese smile to a frown before you put it back down for extra comedy

[@HeyitsBri_]

For the bear, I’ll give it a 3 because it looks like a Mogwai. Still pretty cute just don’t feed it after midnight or get it wet. I named him Fruit Loop

[@Yipper64]

8:25 oh its the Doug Doug otter!

[@Jay0.7]

Rosa‼️‼️

[@dlaBerAuoY]

awhh thats so considerate of you to make a dumbell for muscle bear 🥰😊

[@hihello3204]

for your brioche, egg wash with a whole egg beaten well with like 2tbsp water. You can egg wash multiple times for a more consistent finish

[@SodiePopples]

"So, basically, the body composition of an active user of steroids." **Liver King Appears** 10:33

[@Quencyisalmostgone]

4:20 you shouldve put some b...ketchup on the knive too hahaha

[@medoalrees4902]

10:58 don’t hide it i already saw it

[@Songoku-fb2ck]

ITS A CO-

[@rashi4553]

It's incredible how the amount of effort he puts is inversely proportional to how disastrous the outcome's gonna be💀

[@jaikacuz]

the sleeping bear looks like a crime scene 😭😭😭

[@fitzyizgood]

I was anxiously waiting for a good instagram post for this video. any reaction from any of these dishes were going to be golden

[@K.Maroon]

I googled "Bear and Otter doing dirty stuff" and now I'm here

[@kassandar]

I can’t stop watching these videos. I just love your sense of humor.

[@burntriceface]

His first successful boiled egg peel.... a historical moment guys

[@watashiwawatashidesu]

I never laught so much during a cooking video, thank you

[@Keirenkun]

It’s great to see someone else play with the food and have fun, so much more relatable and better to watch

[@madamebellaparker4978]

You are awesome and one of my favourite chef KZbinrs.

[@railasvuo]

This channel is growing fast. Congratulations. Cute animals

[@simonaiota4233]

This is one of the best videos I've seen this week. I woke up a bit sad today, but this made me smile. Thank you!

[@orionhills364]

I really enjoyed the silliness of this video!

[@marukomanda6815]

"Ethnically-inclusive Bear" 😂

[@elucified]

*inclusive lol

[@tyranitanth6956]

Since finding this channel I've become addicted to beating it on the sofa for some strange reason 😂 But really tho, love every video and I've tried a few recipes out now, feel like most of them have had that struggle meal vibe but I've been improving fairly well

[@mikoro88]

This was a great journey! 😄 I'm so happy I stumbled upon your channel! 🙂

[@imarie5845]

Gotta say, Im proud of futurecanoe as his followers are growing insanely fast within just couple of months. Its crazy that he blew up on tiktok and now hes gaining 100k followers in 1 week on youtube. Been supporting you since feb and always anticipate your new vids! Love your content man!

[@nurzahan2910]

Your execution of cocaine bear was pretty accurate 🐻🐼i liked the boiled egg ones better 👌 thn your destroyed heart shape omelet really shows how you care for us😌and yeah your haunted baymax brioche bun 😈 looked good with his upside down buddy maxbay!! All together nicee job team👌👌

[@jjsm420]

i have a crush on a man that i’ve never seen the face of. his personality is so funny and cute at the same time, the “thank you” at the end of every video always sounds do sincere, his speaking tone is just so relaxed and vibey MARRY ME ALREADY DAMN IT

[@HITARIX]

I feel sorry for you.

[@hotkfclover6169]

Usually when I behave like that every woman and men stay away

[@jjsm420]

OH MY GOD I CANT EVEN SIMP IN PEACE CAUSE PEOPLE GET OFFENDED WITH ANYTHING 💀💀💀💀 CANT EVEN COMPLIMENT SOMEONE NOW A DAYS 😭😭😭😭 the same people that say everyone’s a snowflake now too💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@hotkfclover6169]

@@jjsm420 simp as long as you wish, not that anybody found your house and wrote simp on your window with something

[@jjsm420]

@@hotkfclover6169 is that a threat!?

[@aurorafrestadius]

The cute otter brioche destroyed me 😂😂😂 I love it!!!

[@aurorafrestadius]

This was also like your best video so far! I just can't, love your content!

[@papas182]

10:47 y u censored the space ship?🤭

[@Lunneus]

this was definitely the strangest video on this channel i hope it happens again lmao

[@badboychuch]

1:36 that rice is darker than my future 💀

[@Cocaine4kids69s]

It's just as dark as me!

[@ZaliahDread]

​@@Cocaine4kids69sas bla- dark as my brother!

[@redeoghan]

Been loving your videos, excellent flavour.

[@adrianmarc5430]

5:30 It helps to peel the eggs under running water or in a bowl of it.

[@maevedeava8207]

Thank you so much for these videos they never fail to make my day

[@TheLindagdetroit]

This might be my favorite one yet!

[@Pumpkin.p231]

I love this video cuz I haven't had a good laugh in a very long time 😂, great video and love your cooking ❤

[@Sangramoire]

The face reveal in this video was really unexpected

[@uzee2257]

had a really busy day today. Your video just made my day. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Especially that bear with a pink sausage 😂😂😂😂

[@SoundBy_]

the little giggle he made after the otter chesse joke was Kawai

[@lainiwakura3741]

3:12 goat eyes

[@orions2908]

Gotta be the first time I've seen a brioche dough be sexually abused

[@Rakiluyk]

I was not expecting a halloween episode in September.

[@OnyxMoneyDrops]

I can’t express how much I enjoy your comedy. You have a really funny delivery on all your corny jokes so that I always laugh. Please never change

[@Dane01019]

Ive never really fully laughed from youtube videos. I came across his cookie making video as I wanted to make my own. This has got to be the funniest channel out here.

[@christinemiller6841]

The reason you can't cook eggs is because you are using the wrong kind of pan for eggs. I promise you that you could make perfect eggs if you just get a proper teflon pan. BTW, I love your channel!

[@noush4835]

7:56 love of bro's life died in an accident more terrifying than that egg

[@69cheesyfries]

I'm begging you, PLEASE make more of these videos!!

[@DLyons]

Thanks!

[@taktika4764]

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time lmao, that is the best cooking video on the internet

[@plebisMaximus]

The killer bear's named Frederic and you can't convince me otherwise. Just feels right.

[@NaN-wx9ss]

Okay that play at the end was the funniest thing ever and totally my highlight

[@bholanath4378]

Not just one I love every recipe you make you are just so cute and innocent sounding❤ also that play of those two bread man was super cute and amazing😂 love you❤

[@TheTonels]

3:56 that’s not a bear, that’s a bour

[@DYLAN1TV]

3:39 bro made dobby

[@Jona-cn3le]

He really did!

[@globalo8619]

Love you video's, funny as hell 😂😂

[@typohnebart_1621]

perfect, just perfect. I had a really bad day... and this video was just perfect. Thank you!

[@itsmilan4069]

4:02 curse of chucky

[@KdansKsama]

Face reveal at 6:27

[@PomPiDoum]

You made me laugh! Thank you so much amazing work

[@anita_fumeta_uwu5029]

Broooo, I think this might be your best video yet, a masterpiece I would dare say

[@motakuw_2906]

10:38 the steroids bit always gets me 😂

[@sussyamogus211]

11:30 Is based on real events.

[@vtgvideos955]

The otter one holding well his log i guess 😅🤣 got me the most and then the muscle bear mounting him was the sprikels ontop of the donuts 🍩 😅 😂

[@yoshi658]

just when I thought I couldn't laugh any harder with the bear he makes the otter

[@NoManOdysseus]

I deeply appreciate your ability to show "close enough" substitutions - I'm so averse to going off-recipe at all that I don't make some food I want to try making because I can't justify the "one-off" cost of buying something I'm only going to use for the one recipe. Might actually try making some stuff and using the leftovers to sub in different recipes.