Testing Viral Watermelon Hacks

[@KyoSaito_00]

You deserve it man, your channel has the perfect blend of toneless, funny, and an unappetizing looking food so I don't get hungry much.

[@_martix133]

Couldn't have said it better

[@twdjt6245]

Unappetizing? Most of his stuff turns out and looks pretty good imo. Maybe not before it’s done though due to the radioactive meat lol

[@adityakr7895]

@@twdjt6245thats sarcasm my friend😂

[@justinblin]

@@twdjt6245I’m pretty sure he’s a trained chef, he just messes with the lighting and purposely choosing the worst ingredients to mess with his viewers

[@aboveaphid]

So true Kyo

[@Golgiaparatus2]

I love how everything this man says is monotone except for the super genuine and cute "alright thank you" he does at the end of every video

[@TTPham-eq4tt]

At 1:56 he'd made a joke and did a little giggle which was cute lol😂🩷

[@Tudas]

It reminds me so hard of the Daily Dose of Internet End

[@azurezzz]

@FutureCanoe see bro you're pulling now

[@YeisonGarces69]

Don't forget the: "one to teen".

[@gluttony131]

thankyu

[@andrius4210]

bro just casually drank half a cup of vodka like it was nothing

[@theunknown9589]

Fr dou

[@genuinefaux2895]

Right, it wasnt even good vodka, it was that shit that burns

[@theunknown9589]

@@genuinefaux2895 motor oil ?

[@Karl_Marksman]

@@theunknown9589 crack

[@peterheinzo515]

it was a small bottle/cup tho. i once saw a guy drinking half a bottle of vodka and a redbull through a beerbong. he was so fcked up we had to call the ambulance an hour later.

[@dr.pepper3658]

Only great minds like futurecanoe start with the only alcoholic watermelon recipe when he has four more to make…

[@hermiona1147]

4head

[@kitsune_gt]

​@@hermiona11475head

[@Saol.Alainn]

Even messed it up so he could get drunk but still use the melon for the next recipe hehe

[@derdrpepper5464]

Aye man, nice meeting you. I like your username!

[@SnoopyReads]

He made brownies with Dr Peeper, did you see it?

[@nikidessi]

You make cooking seem less scary, considering that it’s scary to eat radioactive chicken. I’m a big fan of the science lessons you throw in there when considering ingredients, and of your humor. Can’t wait to see you hit 1M!

[@alishakay]

"and give you the inside scoop" his small proud laugh everytime he makes a pun is so cute, unlike his food

[@user-ki4no3ly5]

0:59 omg that “aw” sound makes me crack 😂

[@MissusAnon]

"Ah~" I caught it too 🤣🤣

[@Emmibolt]

I had to rewind because I thought I imagined it 😂😂😂😂

[@chevyking8954]

Lmao watching this vid for the first time and I instinctively did the moan the exact time it came up. I've watched so many of Future Canoes videos it's just second nature now 😂😂😂

[@Setashi]

It's absolutely wild how much this channel has grown. You definitely deserve it though.

[@Tofu_Pilot]

It's the radiation causing abnormal growth.

[@phoebesookim]

1:47 this was actually so sweet (unlike the watermelon) and made my heart melt a little 🥹

[@jeremiahracer2196]

Thanks!

[@BarackLesnar]

He said "thanks for 400k" 3 months ago, now he's well over a million. A strong testament to the quality of the videos.

[@EnderTheBender64]

Now he has almost 3 million

[@Hunter_Kennedy1]

9:44 **Sigh** **Checks Comments**

[@Che1seabluesdrogba11]

Lol no one mentioned it

[@c0wg0d]

I'm so glad that your long form videos are bringing you tons of subscribers. I do not like short form Tik Tok videos or KZbin Shorts, and this proves that there are lots of people who share this opinion. Congrats on your channel growth so far and hope you get over a million soon!

[@tilkiseb1ca552]

i think bro is a russian spy because he casually chugged a half cup of vodka like water

[@arikalamari19]

you know it doesn’t burn right?

[@tilkiseb1ca552]

@@arikalamari19 i didnt know,

[@christianaronov383]

Bullshit he is Bulgarian russians are weak against Bulgarian rakya

[@BLXCY1]

Yk maybe it was water

[@trak9252]

5 days ago was 400k, you are now at 600k. You deserve every one of us. You are clearly extremely hardworking and I have noticed the production detail is amazing on these more recent vids. Thankyou for entertaining ❤

[@SnoopyReads]

Asians are historically lazy, so it's a shocking development

[@RaineInChaos]

That he's added a million subscribers in the past 4 months is so wild

[@ArsXenne]

wholesomely toxic is pretty accurate lmao. glad to see your channel growing dude

[@ArtsyHumanbean]

3:12 you unlocked joy on my brain

[@ultimmytly]

Thank you for authentic recipes, as a student, i love the substitutional ingredients. Keep it up

[@blufoid964]

6:38 bald like top G💀😂

[@Jordyn_is_cool97]

5:21 as someone who doesn’t like watermelon, I can confirm this looks delicious and I would eat it

[@zenatta234]

Drill a hole in the bottom of the vodka bottle, or put it in an empty milk bottle that will be a lot easier to put a hole in so that the vodka bottle isn't creating a vacuum and the vodka will pour out a lot better

[@rickiebobbyify]

Some watermelon contents (juice &/or flesh) need to come out in order for it to be replaced with the same volume of vodka.

[@Ingu.z]

I think you just need a longer neck bottle and a wetter melon so that osmotic action can take place. Should be perfect for doing in a bucket of water if you can get it to float upside down securely. Then you'll have water flavored vodka, and vodka flavored water 👍

[@peterheinzo515]

even if you enfuse it for longer, the melon right around the bottle will turn into sludge while the stuff further out will still have nothing. it is just a good viral video but a trashy recipe. if you want vodka infused watermelon, cut it up into cubes and infuse it in a vacuum bag.

[@stephenallen4635]

​@@Ingu.zit just doesn't work regardless of the bottle you use. It's another one of those fakes tiktok lifehacks that would never work

[@sandrajackson5227]

I love how even starting the watermelon was radioactive 😭 He can never escape

[@h-hues]

I'm not a fan of short form tiktoks but the moment you started doing long KZbin videos i immediately subscribed. Keep it up man

[@urfavtolin]

honestly you're the only KZbinr I enjoy watching, you're hilarious

[@alnazdili4691]

i love your channel cuz it makes my food look better😭😭😭 no, i mean you cook realistically, not like those youtube chefs, so i find it relatable, even though i know you are a actually not a bad cook

[@astrid_eve]

1:00 bro thought he was being sneaky adding that moan in there 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@malakhi3836]

I love your type of humour. And your delivery is the best 😭

[@ThatVinceGuy]

the channel growth is soo good, love it!

[@I-d-k153]

FutureCanoe:“The colour has deepened where the vodka was.” Me: that was also where the rotting bits were 😅

[@meyvesuyugaming7232]

keep it up bro! you are definitely my new go-to-sleep channel with your superlow energy.

[@Stuzakratki]

2:20 Is there a chance that you have Polish origins?

[@anden4518]

We live in 2023 while master lives in 202023

[@crypticshadows]

wow! this channel has grown so much and you deserve ittt!❤

[@jif.6821]

My mom was a WWII survivor of the napalm fire-bombing of Tokyo, with survivors having to get creative with their food. Her mom, my grandmother taught her how to preserve watermelon rinds by pickling. She would still occasionally make rind pickles, decades after the war ended.

[@darlegas140]

2:15 man really said lets taste vodka and proceed to drink half of the glass 😂. Idk why but this feel like, tell me your russian without telling me your russian. tho by the voice he isnt going to be one.

[@claudeman]

love watching your stuff. congrats on almost hitting 500k now.

[@16kma]

3:50 ITS DOESSS

[@exillious5695]

for the watermelon vodka, i’d suggest using a bigger bottle and also a fresher watermelon. if you just skin a part of the watermelon and then insert the bottle into it it should normally work

[@Soltiange]

The bottle hacks have already been debunked by how to cook that. Just look up the video it's very interesting

[@DVNRAPR]

and also the watermelon needs to be cut up a bit from the center, so like the watermelon juice tap thing but add vodka

[@rickiebobbyify]

I've done this. And the only way to replace/empty the vodka bottle into the watermelon is for the watermelon to release its own juice. But since a watermelon is a closed system, it's difficult to do. I mean the watermelon is already saturated with liquid so the vodka wouldn't be absorbed anyway. When I did it and ultimately didn't work, I just cut the watermelon in cubes and emptied the vodka in the bowl the cubed pieces were in. That process worked better and was delicious.

[@peterruf1462]

​@@rickiebobbyifythe idea is to infuse the watermelon through osmosis. The vodka and watermelon should exchange flavours.

[@rickiebobbyify]

@@peterruf1462 Should. But both (watermelon and vodka bottle) are in equilibrium. There’s no inequality of pressure/gradients/concentration /solvents for osmosis to occur overnight (as the recipe suggests). In this case the watermelon cannot handle any more volume as it is already saturated with its own liquid.

[@ouuuchhh]

I find your videos so relatable! I'm always trying to imitate some recipe I found online... The main difference is that your success rate is way, way, WAY higher than mine. Thanks a lot for your vids!

[@breannesoto]

you’re becoming one of my favorite youtube channels!!

[@hyy-ch4pd]

Dude I genuinely love your videos!!! The effort you put into is amazing, please stay radioactive ☢️

[@KaraTheGirlie]

9:45 as a girl this method will work on me too

[@leeminaaaa]

IM SORRY? 🤣

[@KaraTheGirlie]

@@leeminaaaa omg I must have been high when I wrote this comment that's embarrassing. Imma keep it up lol

[@leeminaaaa]

@@KaraTheGirlie Nooo it’s funny don’t worry !!

[@KDannXII]

This is the only time FutureCanoe was able to make juices with his fingers.

[@Fuxser]

Been following for a couple of months and i was certain you had just 20-30k subs, now over half a million?? Congrats!

[@DarkShadow-jy5po]

Just got home with a $1140 speeding ticket, I shall now cry myself to sleep watching these videos lol

[@PRAYINGMANTIS.]

Damn dude that's 😭

[@FutureCanoe]

Whaat which state?

[@coopercoin]

Finland?

[@DarkShadow-jy5po]

@@FutureCanoe From Australia lol, rego ran out yesterday which was the brunt of it, did manage to talk him down from charging me for 50kmh over to 20kmh which was good

[@R.J.theGentleman]

@@FutureCanoe Bro, I´m crying here: what is the final Rating of the Wa-Rimchi???! 😂 (aka watermelon-rim kimchi) I was so eager to know the update!! Did it balance out??? Did it become the 8 out of 10?

[@chiree3693]

Recommending you to all my friends, because your channel gives me the most quiet joy I’ve felt in a long time

[@utsubyonomonita4867]

1:00 this almost got me in trouble 😂

[@Blag_Cog]

That "Alright, Thank u" was too wholesome. Redo it sounding more soulcrushed please.

[@TA-op3fk]

I kinda want to see drunk FutureCanoe cook something, (that obviously requires no knife work or fire).

[@alitigergd9394]

10:56 500k* Also you Really deserve it my guy I'm pretty sure you'll get to 1mil by the end of the year keep it up ✌️🔥

[@MoeTechhh]

1.33 mil now love this guy

[@supermario1460]

2.64m*

[@goodfaithproductions9368]

Hey man I really appreciate your content! These videos are so entertaining and honestly, you made cooking videos fun again 😂

[@goldshield10]

I found your channel about a month ago, probably less and I am so happy I did. Your vids make me happy man. Thanks. Also congrats on making it to 1.2 mil subs in the 4 months since this vid dropped.

[@MeSellOrphan]

3:30 You might get some death threat for doing this

[@partyboyrob]

the "alright thank you" in the end is just so precious

[@sashisuugi4944]

Your videos prove anyone can cook. Super funny, actually informative, and always holds my attention. :)

[@SnoopyReads]

Why can't anyone cook? You just get ingredients and follow a recipe

[@joesmith831]

Mate you’ve blown up fast cos your vids are quality so u deserve it x

[@paula_irl]

i can feel the stickiness of that counter top

[@donjetazekiri7026]

3:10 AHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH that was so funny for no reason

[@fitzyizgood]

Your videos are a direct reflection of how my life is right now: monotone, budgeted, but flavorful. For this reason I had to order an apron, plus I need a place to wipe all my grease off on while I meal prep my dirty keto dishes.

[@Scerttle]

This community def exploding. I followed you at around 90k, now you're at 500k... way to go mate!

[@milklea]

as someone who doesn't really like watermelon, you were right, this video did make me want to eat those

[@jessebeegee]

8:18 control rods in a nuclear reactor

[@aayushjaju8441]

This was supposed to be a sweet, watermelon hacks video. My man did not have to cut onions in the end of it. Love you, Canoe

[@RandomDude8626]

You're a king, this channel is so unique

[@jamesdurowse7445]

I’ve done the vodka method by mashing up the inside of the Mellon with a fork, takes ages and you need to remove some flesh but tastes great and almost completely masks the vodka flavour

[@akharder658]

I’ve seen people use a coat hanger and a drill to scramble the interior prior to infusion.

[@jamesdurowse7445]

@@akharder658 that is a brilliant idea

[@asfiyashaikh9852]

You are prolly my favourite from the beginning..😭 you are doing great..and yeah watching you calms me anxiety somehow

[@suzu9404]

That demon slayer edit was fire

[@emeraldreyes7711]

You're wholesome, we're toxic. I love your videos, keep it up :)

[@zaddyzeeseburgnutz]

The vodka hack doesn't work at all as the watermelon is already saturated with juices. There is nowhere for the vodka to go, which is why vodka infusions use dry ingredients or dehydrated fruit.

[@davemathewscustoms2133]

no you just need a vent hole in the bottle. it 100% works

[@danielsavitz5774]

Congrats on 500K!!!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@holderian0]

I don't know how you did it, but even your watermelons are rotten

[@GrimmHades]

Demon slayer and jojo theme nice! Glad I found your channel and already binged every video. Congrats on the massive growth

[@Luvozio]

0:12 202023?

[@Flaax2k13]

That watermelon in the first clip was ready to take it brotha 💀

[@igors4279]

It's so good to see that Canoe is a huge weeb just like most of us

[@emcoulter4459]

1:18 when she’s finally ready to settle down

[@shebetunopinion5830]

In the first hack with the watermelon, you should use a syringe injection with the vodka inside the watermelon. this really works!

[@Supertansponge]

congrats on 500k you deserve it

[@_uwu_9992]

You're almost at half a Million! Congrats in advance man, you've come a long way! 🎉🎉

[@nurzahan2910]

"Wholesomely toxic community"😆 cracked me up rather thn the hacks😂😂

[@CaptainFirefred]

A sick part in me that wants to see the world burn, hoped to see the watermelon fries to get actually fried.

[@CharlieGreen-y3j]

btw your videos make my day, the thank you at the end is so wholesome

[@theodorepham565]

202023 is crazy

[@aRandomperson2on832]

This is so wholesome. You deserve it

[@Sillythe5]

500 thousand* 11:01

[@FarhanShiekh-b6f]

900k

[@Sillythe5]

923 thousnad*

[@ErYien]

8:04 Will Tennyson snuck in there 🤣

[@quinntinstahl9444]

Man I love 202023.

[@bibu7860]

i JUST discovered this channel and it might be my most fav thing this summer ngl

[@venemousgaming4294]

me : so how much watermelon did u eat? him: Yes.

[@zachzackzak]

Unlocked a memory that my mother used to turn watermelons into cradle-shaped fruit salad bowls for baby showers

[@a_fudo]

9:37 🤨🥵

[@gerrylaksono1222]

2:38 The pressure you need to realize is actually the gas pressure and liquid pressure, not solid pressure.

[@kasmemreerbilgin1995]

202023 huh?

[@takumiAE86]

Bruh you have half a million subscribers, so wholesome toxic, I love it❤

[@oljja.]

hope he got watermelon without mold onit this time

[@BurningMoreXP]

Bro this has to be my favorite cooking channel ever 😂😂😂❤️❤️

[@DavidCruz-lw2eb]

I usually don't like KZbin videos, but the precision on quartering the watermelon alone deserves it

[@Manti_Co]

3:11 Bro is the Future Slayer 💀

[@dankdunc718]

Here at 503k will see you at a million man you deserve it!

[@jamst5913]

Hi there! Alcoholic Wisconsinite, here! On hack one, cut a hole in the end of the watermelon (use a smaller one like in the video, not a huge honker), big enough for your egg beater to fit into. Put a knife in the hole, chop the insides up a bunch without stabbing through the rind, and use the egg beater to blend the insides before putting the bottle neck in. Drink chilled.