5 Levels of “Toss a Coin to Your Witcher": Noob to Epic

[@RobLandes]

Hmm...

[@siscrumpet3427]

Rob Landes yes indeed

[@Void-hy3ub]

>:3

[@JuanGarcia-kk2zi]

-Geralt of Rivia

[@matooks6712]

What hmmm?

[@leverite6127]

Take my like ye dazzling violinist

[@bigwillieforlife]

Hardcore: I don't understand how it could get better. Epic: Oh, okay.

[@ishwisingh5561]

Exactly 😂

[@eyluls6535]

Same

[@syedfehmeel7929]

Same😂

[@jakubchyc9235]

same

[@xrazor168]

Same

[@Valorous-egg]

This is like ordering a pie to find it has extra filling

[@SoSkySaysHi]

dammit someone already has the best possible comment

[@angel_stark_art8348]

True that mate

[@bailey125]

This is like watching a Toss a Coin video to find it has the same copied and pasted comment

[@smolmight3311]

I understood that reference!

[@lucassullivan2109]

E. j *copies literally every other “toss a coin to your witcher” video comment.... trash

[@Depressologist]

The editor: What special effects to add? Rob: Yes.

[@spidermail2932]

Hardcore: how tf does it get better then that Epic: literally summons jaskier and puts in every transition ever

[@giani4540]

Seems like jaskier tempted geralt to help him with his balads

[@korabakugou54]

Kiedy używasz tłumacza i coś się zpiźdźi XD Też to kochammmm

[@gebor3655]

@@korabakugou54 TAK!

[@toomuchtime4896]

@@korabakugou54 xD

[@wikid513]

@@korabakugou54 skąd tu polacy :0

[@alanmazowieckisiema]

Beka z cb

[@romelo5384]

Me: Can we have a witcher? Mom: We have a witcher at home. Witcher at home:

[@justsomeguy1014]

Me: wow thanks mom this is amazing

[@phoenixcat2203]

The perfect witcher

[@painterpikachu3530]

I see this as an absolute win.

[@unusannusmementomori6354]

Even better

[@roxyeeyee_8979]

Hahaha

[@HermitFanimations_old_account]

Okay, can we just take a moment to appreciate how absolutely legendary the Epic level was? It is a masterpiece.

[@FernTheMage]

Someone hasn't listened to the metal version

[@freijadorien]

You could say it was... epic

[@cheeselord8153]

Ayyyyy I remember you from somewhere cause of your furry grain pfp

[@fridge713]

No

[@iSTEFIXi]

im trying to appreciate but some asshole is commenting stupid stuff

[@ross.metcalf]

I feel like the editor got bored during the last part and just used every stock transition available for no reason.

[@Kate-ie7vx]

It's EPIC

[@colinmonachus5920]

Hmm

[@Elyssandariel]

@@Kate-ie7vx Right? Can't be epic without EVERY transition known to man!!

[@marcelamorgan4887]

SAME

[@IronHart_]

Yeah specially that "negative transition" it kinda spoils the visual.

[@benjibussell6838]

Advanced: a good rendition of the Witcher Hardcore: *vibrato intensifies* octavesss Epic: *violin summons Javier and a full concert orchestra* Hmmm

[@LMvonLebkuchen]

:O "Javier"? Do not forget his name!

[@hannahlj3515]

It’s Jaskier!

[@benjibussell6838]

@@hannahlj3515 ok I mistyped a name 😂😂

[@ramahikari1014]

It's Dandelion.

[@murderousjarvis]

Epic: invite a handicapped blue oriented someone (who even knows is it a guy or a gal)

[@kingtk8228]

Geralt :* exists * Toss a coin to your Witcher: * I’m bout to launch this man whole career *

[@mennograafmans1595]

Creative use of a meme. I like it.

[@isaiescamilla550]

Ig using the Bard's name would have made more sense

[@babidavi6910]

@@isaiescamilla550 No.. the song itself caused many coins to be tossed the Witcher's way. If they had just said the Bard's name that could've meant anything and nothing at all.

[@goose1803]

King TK I am pretty sure Henry Cavill already has a career

[@babidavi6910]

@@goose1803 It's about the characters not the actors, Jesus H Christmas. 😪

[@goldenpepsi6751]

Me: *started violin in 2012 as a noob* Me: *still playing in 2020..... *still a noob*

[@krzypl5959]

I had the same with keyboard. I just somehow can't play with both hands.

[@os.a.m.a]

Hi noobs. May I join your club

[@gandalfgaertner]

well, I started in 2010! And I'm also still a noob, so yeah, there's that.

[@szczuromir]

me on piano

[@NotPalliot]

Lol i play cello so i should say i get the feel . . . But i wont

[@Calleseculo]

Most of the comments: -Hmm -A pie -Toss a sub to the violinist -Jaskier

[@MaciejBogdanStepien]

That's what good music does to ppl: they become almost speechless.

[@admiralackbar4767]

Do you play gwent?

[@MaciejBogdanStepien]

@@admiralackbar4767 hmm...

[@mitchellherbert4971]

A fair summary 😂

[@justpette1503]

Hmm.

[@FormaldeHyena]

NGL, when I read "NOOB" at the beginning, I read it as if it were in Russian, since it looks like "ПООВ." I didn't expect to say "What the fuck is a 'Poov?'" this morning, but I did say it, and I said it loudly.

[@altheadsilva]

😂😂😂😂

[@rianonnn]

Same. This “N” is so strange. I can’t read any ways than «Поов» ¯＼_(ツ)_/¯

[@filly291]

Same 😂

[@TohaMath]

Я тоже так сначала прочитал

[@rajneetratia6389]

As soon as the music ended I was waiting for that 'Hmm". I was not disappointed.

[@VOLAIRE]

First one was definitely the worlds saddest violin

[@ZerooTwo.]

I dunno why ur profile pic is famous I saw it in most of the youtube videos

[@e1901]

Snow Flake srsly?? Lol,this is literally the first time I’ve seen it😂😂

[@ZerooTwo.]

@@e1901 O_O

[@greeny544]

I just saw your comment from the guy that loses touch from reality in the chorus of country road

[@ZerooTwo.]

@@greeny544 Wait me ?

[@keab2105]

Epic Mode: GROW YOUR OWN JASKIER SUDDENLY WHO’LL SING AS YOU PLAY

[@thisguy9458]

PUT HIM IN WATER AND SEE HOW HE GROWS

[@potatoslayer5963]

@@thisguy9458 Ahahahahaha

[@shadster7318]

I TRIED AND IT WORKS BUT IT LOOKS UGLY AS HELL

[@nameiswind9524]

*Toss a sub to your violinist o viewers of plenty*

[@TheWeen344]

Underated comment

[@aperson1938]

*tosses*

[@arcticfox5379]

name is Wind *coin toss*

[@kasoy5239]

Change it to “Toss a sub to this violinist, o viewers of plenty.”

[@jkrse333]

cringe

[@axel9443]

Plot twist: That’s always the same guy who plays the violin

[@codsyph3n1.05]

No one expected that😯😯😯

[@brixnotbricks]

Oh shit really?

[@mikeoxlong767]

Nah, why u lying bro?

[@xinkage9429]

bro that's silly🤣 of course it's not the same person, that's obvious

[@evandow9649]

You must be smokin something if you think someone can change their hair that much

[@mckinleyolinger7325]

His "hmm" at the end had me in tears. Nice touch.

[@Jaewing]

The look of disappointment then realignment at the epic transition was bloody perfect! And the little hrrrm at the end! Effing perfect man!

[@generalbacon7476]

Rob of Rivia: string breaks Aggressive Hmms

[@hantrazaveri1566]

Rob : toss a coin to your witcher. Modern times : did you mean “ _toss_ _a_ _credit_ _card_ _to_ _your_ *_fbi_* _agent_ . “

[@tticusFinch]

I love how this lowkey says FBI agents wield magic

[@hantrazaveri1566]

D Brooke lol

[@hantrazaveri1566]

Mariel Ramirez or is it? *DUN* *DUN* *DUN*

[@hantrazaveri1566]

Thx guys for all these likes lol My most liked comment ever. Thanks dudes.

[@liamfalvey5142]

Reeee

[@MysticMae21]

2:45 "Huh" Perfectly imitating garilt. :)

[@smilescreams]

Geralt*

[@Karthi_K_Yeah]

That'll be... Hmmm

[@nkgnemo_fire8252]

Timecods for this video: Noob - 0:01 Amateur - 0:13 Advanced - 0:32 Hardcore - 1:00 Epic - 1:27 End - 2:48 I'm working, for this timecods)

[@SourPeachHeart]

2:45 Geralt grunts

[@nicolaskingreen]

What absolutely everyone on the Earth see: Noob What Russians see: Поов

[@rph_1047]

Nicolas Kingreen here I’ll fix it for them pronounced нуб 😂

[@КириллОвечкин-в1н]

Не смешно, плюс не правда

[@yawn647]

@@КириллОвечкин-в1н правда

[@КириллОвечкин-в1н]

Я не знаю какие у тебя проблемы, если ты видишь вместо Noob Поов

[@rph_1047]

Мне жаль. Я не хотел быть оскорбительным. моё знание русского языка, как вы, вероятно, можете сказать, ОЧЕНЬ ограничено. Это была шутка, и мне очень жаль, если это не так. Мне просто нравится практиковать перевод звуков с этим алфавитом. 😂. Я Noob Also if this translation is not very good I’m sorry I used google translate except for the last sentence

[@revelantion]

Nobody: Geralt: *villager noises intensify* Edit: ooh yes spicy likes

[@RaHatti]

OHHHH NOOOO😩😩😂😂😂

[@revelantion]

@@RaHatti oh yes

[@nisonation]

I wanted to like... but it’s at 666 likes... it’s too perfect

[@revelantion]

@@nisonation HOLY SHITE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LIKES

[@helianthus5381]

hmm.

[@goiaba-8186]

The “hmm” in the end 🤣🤣

[@LOVELYLITTLENOBODY]

The way the violinist looked at the camera after looking at the person dressed as Jaskier was priceless. (1:27)

[@margrave11]

Man, that was something! Cheers to both the violinist and the singer, really top performing both!

[@PureVesse1]

He's not getting my coin. He's getting all my coins.

[@SaganTheKhajiit]

Save some coin for wares, though. You never know when a friendly Khajiit merchant might pass by.

[@NotPalliot]

Same

[@NelsonFilmsStudio]

King_Apple I thought you were gonna say « He’s getting our coin. » lol.

[@octotentakel]

Sagan The Khajiit toss a coin to your khajiit

[@FrozenShadow007]

I think we are all interested in a full cover of the song

[@commonviewer2488]

The Witcher seems to have a lot of Russian fans

[@RemingtonDean]

Russia gets bored if they don't try to steal something from Scandinavia every generation or so. And Scandinavia likes killing Russians, so everyone is happy.

[@Catkovi]

@@RemingtonDean but... The Witcher isn't Scandinavian so why are you talking about then?

[@АнтонЯхин-ю3л]

@@RemingtonDean Не, ты реальный овощ раз думаешь, что геноцид это хорошо)

[@jacknotnimblejackbethicc4908]

common viewer the Witcher is originally polish so that’s probably why

[@user-in1yw9ty5t]

Witcher is Slavic 101

[@ColtonKirkland-v1l]

I watched the show and this song brought back so many amazing memories. I am still waiting on the new season to finish because this song was amazing and I would love to hear more things like it. Keep up the good work.

[@peregrination3643]

"He has Geralt's hard stare down." Two seconds later: "Hmm."

[@sleepyjoe6106]

At first when it said “noob” it had the russian letters and i was like -_- “poov?” XD

[@candle8387]

Да! Тоже самое) (Yes, same!)

[@taliesin_qd]

I did too!

[@kasshiori]

Me too

[@trolldatshityeahyou4001]

Yup

[@anxious_j0ke]

Жиза) (Ikr))

[@Doom_Guy__]

Let us hope Jaskier doesn't find this video.

[@eizendragon5141]

🤣

[@ana-archy6201]

Or Dandelion 🤭

[@Doom_Guy__]

@@ana-archy6201 nahhhh

[@pokemonpokemon2185]

Geralt of Rivia if he does, break his loot and kick in his teeth

[@AtomixKingg]

@@pokemonpokemon2185 What will we do with his lute then?

[@viozresp]

My cousin is watcing the series. I´ll show him the video and he´ll be so amazed that he will want to subscribe to your chanel, and if he doesn´t I, ummm... will throw my chair ;-;

[@ChiakiHatori]

Throw a wallet...with lots of hard coins in it!

[@viozresp]

@@ChiakiHatori But I don't want to harm him. He's like my bestfriend (and also like 10 years older than me ;-;)

[@Jameshasconnected]

i sense a markiplier fan

[@ChiakiHatori]

@@viozresp Oh, then just use a single coin and toss it rather than straight up throw it ;) Hope he likes references and can laugh about it haha

[@synthes3425]

Toss a cousin to your Witcher

[@damien_scott5757]

I can't vet enough of you two.....you two have just perfect sync in music....you guys should do more projects like these...

[@Poqinuti]

0:01 Text: noob Russian in me: poov? (Поов)

[@АльбинаХисматуллина-я5ь]

Yes

[@freyaallan4355]

Pro100 Pe4enka даже я так думала

[@ladyofthemasque]

That "hmm" at the end actually hurt me, I laughed so hard when I heard it! (ow, my belly...!)

[@leonardocarp2816]

Two people in this video. One for humans. One for monsters.

[@mevlana4692]

Leonardo Carp is that a jojo’s reference ?

[@lazulley]

Don't know the exact reference, but it reminds me a lot to D. Gray-man

[@leonardocarp2816]

Mevlana No.

[@meverenva]

Nope. Witchers have two swords. People say silver is for monsters and steel is for human. It's one of the most iconic quotes from the books

[@mevlana4692]

Leonardo Carp I know that i’m just joking

[@Jireninyourrecommendations]

If I ever get the aux cord, this is what I'm gonna play

[@kaiuhercules6935]

Jiren in your recommendations man I can’t I don’t have friends to pass it to

[@nikjoh06]

The original version isn't on Spotify :(

[@Warizard22]

sometimes i wonder how would be a duet: lindsey stirling and him

[@dakotabreacher1450]

Omg that would be amazing

[@JensenP12]

Between Rob's cosplays and Lindsay's agressive witch-like dancing, they would create a maelstrom of memes and the internet would implode.

[@lenabelle9951]

If I had any respect for Lindsey Stirley left after her last bs... But then she'd jus ruin it

[@OllieJsonable]

@@lenabelle9951 wait, what did she do? Haven't heard anything about her since a few years back

[@eveescastle5866]

@@lenabelle9951 wait, what happened?

[@ДмитрийГрищенко-с1в]

Написано: NOOB Читаю: ПООВ

[@ZerooTwo.]

Cyka blyat: NOOB

[@Dima-eo2nf]

@@ZerooTwo. не притворяйся что ты иностранец

[@Dima-eo2nf]

Кстати автор русский, потому что ноты по русскому тексту были

[@evgenia_korsunenko]

ахахах рил

[@AG-mt3xs]

This was like buying a pie....and finding it has no filling. But like...a good pie...so a cake.

[@Sparky-8618]

0:00 me in my first violin class this year

[@helenal.vaquera373]

Sparky that’s pretty good for your first violin class

[@Sparky-8618]

@@helenal.vaquera373 😂😂😂 so I'll be deaf when I try to play

[@emppos432]

Had chills.

[@its_rns]

This has more visual effects than Indian soap operas

[@tiawigfall5173]

A coin isn’t good enough •^• Here, have my life insurance! .0.

[@jeffersonbrodaria3502]

"Dê um trocado pro seu bruxo, oh vale abundante, oh vale abundante" Salve from Brazil ✌

[@Crab222]

E aqui temos o brasileiro perdido

[@CYGraham1]

He has a beautiful voice, too!

[@emilyharfst6468]

Jaskier deserves more love. He already has all our love but he deserves more.

[@yumnaarif7629]

I saw a comment on the 4 levels of dance monkey that said do toss a coin to your Witcher and he actually did it. Hats off to you man!

[@czajnikgaming]

GROSZA DAJ WIEDŹMINOWI SAKIEWKĄ POTRZĄŚNIJ SAKIEWKĄ POTRZĄŚNIJ OOOOOOOO

[@ryzon__]

Ojezu myślałem, że jestem tu jednym z nielicznych polaków Ale tak bardzo bardzo nielicznych

[@jacob_1788]

Zaraza.

[@ryzon__]

Okurwa ktoś jeszcze

[@lavimatyaszek9293]

O święta, Melitele...NASI TU SĄ

[@ryzon__]

TO BYŁA MOJA REAKCJA OKEJ

[@elan1378]

2:14 Editor's andrenaline made him go crazy.

[@mariogar1477]

That guy has great voice, just needs to let it out, it sounded kinda reserved in my opinion.

[@MoxEEm]

I agree - seemed to be good technique but very reserved. Maybe intentional?

[@Mango-ds8gi]

Maybe he didn't know the piece well enough to be able to trust putting more life into it? Idk recording music is hard

[@glengaxho6112]

Or or he intentionally did it because we came here to listen to the violin not his voice

[@TheMrBonzz]

I love how Rob's expression is basically Geralt's "I'm so done with this guy".

[@sambukashotz]

I find it amazing how you can play a violin with so much great references such as this

[@Zela_Night]

2:44 He actually said "Hmnn"!

[@cuildwars5196]

ВЕДЬМАКУ ЗАПЛАТИТЕ ЧЕКАННОЙ МОНЕТОЙ ЧЕКАННОЙ МОНЕТОЙ УУОООУ ВЕДЬМАКУ ЗАПЛАТИТЕ ЗАЧТЁТСЯ ВСЁ ЭТО ВАМ

[@Стена-й5ш]

Привет не думала что здесь будут русские

[@Andrew-ry9ws]

Наши походу окупировали комменты

[@kosmodes_choomnov14]

@@Стена-й5ш я под многими видео вижу.

[@ВікторВолодимирович-х5э]

Уооооуу

[@ghost_6206]

Лютик б*ядь

[@WeLoveEverythingJAPAN]

First clip : *Noob* Me : *I Cant Even Do Super Mario....* Edit: i never get this many likes! I really appreciate it!

[@anoNEMOs]

I don't even play the violin

[@tenaki2957]

@@anoNEMOs i dont even now what a Violin is

[@davidjanz2412]

Wait that was a violin?

[@jayjaywolf8988]

David Janz no that’s obviously a flute ??

[@tenaki2957]

@@jayjaywolf8988 holy i think its a Cake

[@PrinceArtorias]

I'll take whatever musical mutagens this mans is having, thank you very much

[@GregoryTheGr8ster]

Witchers ask for so little in return for their bravery and heroism. I feel like they would accept even a mere hug.

[@megarayquazacraft4484]

1:26 1:26 1:26 1:26 Free mobile restart button

[@fuenigo]

Me : About to Toss a coin My wallet : I am stop you right there

[@sethh1052]

Real question please reply. Do you have any tips? I'm on my 3 year of violin and I need tips.

[@RobLandes]

Yes! I give violin tips in this app, if you download it you can access the content free for the first week. trala.onelink.me/R2SX/roblandes

[@TheLivingGhost9724]

Great job Rob! You just turned this into my favorite song!

[@austinsnyder9046]

Ive played the game and watched the Netflix series and your the best part.

[@emeraldfraser5223]

Normal people: Noob Me knowing 1 letter in Cyrillic: Poob

[@popsonroids61]

Slav cover inmychannel. Start your Cyrillic experience today :D Go check it out

[@justerik.thanks.7923]

Just imagine gerald standing there and playing the violin

[@mora8616]

Grosza daj! Wiedźminowi Sakiewką potrząśnij Sakiewką potrząśnij

[@makskauza7426]

*no i po co tu piszesz*

[@no1uno388]

Co ty sobą reprezentujesz,co ty pokazujesz ludziom

[@kamilczerniak4175]

Typie po co po polsku na angielskim kanale piszesz

[@mora8616]

Tak samo debile trochę niżej macie kom cię chłop napisał to samo i ludzie się cieszą że tu są Polacy stfu na was xd

[@lizzdoublez1128]

Didnt think i was gonna enjoy this as much as i did. That was WONDERFUL!!

[@ky1i316]

Editor: How many special effects do you want? Rob: Yes!

[@Tywild327]

Another masterpiece. Good job man! :edit: I love the books, games, and the tv show

[@ohexenwahno5652]

"they kicked in my teeth" Probably broke their feet on that jaw

[@zoro5413]

Toss a like to your Rob Landes

[@peregrination3643]

It's an interesting experience to watch that episode without ever hearing anything about the music on KZbin beforehand, but after watching that episode the song is ALL OVER. It became a meme in comment sections that very evening. And I didn't watch the show right away. A few days. And I caught just in time to ride the wave of memes and music covers.

[@silvvxr]

Him: adds a song in the video Also him: ME IS A LEGEND

[@reski8661]

Nobody: Not even a single soul: Me, because i'm Polish: *gRoSzA dAj, WiEdŹMiNowI* *gRoSzA dAj WiEdŹmInOWI*

[@valpurgi]

Reski I learned this song on three languages: Russian, English and Polish Your welcome 👌🏻

[@gingerwitch5797]

GROSZA DAJ WIEDZMINOWIIIII

[@solaireofastora7218]

Sakiewką potrząśnij!

[@Baiami26]

Oooo ooo oooo

[@ifeelsoluck]

@me

[@scenesbyseren]

2:16 and on is how I’m supposed and actually able to play the violin after eight years👌. 0:14 is how it actually sounds😂

[@kxyro8116]

The EFFORT tho

[@eduardojurado5408]

1:28 "Oh shit, here we go again"

[@gh1896]

Its a testament of skill when a person is good enough to play deliberately under their level to show a point

[@glascindustriess]

1 minute ago wow I am blessed

[@midaristar106]

I like so much your videos ♥️👌

[@DeepSpace_Pw]

KZbin should add a new like Button: Hmm...

[@TheChio116]

Lol 😂 loved it!!!! The grunt at the end is fantastic!

[@nicoleconan7131]

I loved this! Haha the grunt at the end killed me

[@davicruz1909]

Geralt of rivia: a Me: *TOSS A COIN TO YOUR WITCHER*

[@hiiistrex2838]

"Πoob" (0:00) This is pronounced "Poob". Well... Challenge accepted

[@hiiistrex2838]

Woooosh

[@xRao_et]

POZDRAWIAM Z POLSKI: GRASZA DAJ WIEDZMINOWI!

[@olixbytex4885]

Grasza???

[@xRao_et]

No gracza xd

[@redonculasgaming6409]

THE “HMMM” AT THE END KILLED ME I HAVE ABS NOW CUZ I LAUGHED TOO FREAKING HARD😂😂😂

[@georgiostelmani6908]

OMG the epic version is soooooooo much better than the original. super excellent work, keep up as long as possible

[@cockatoocockatoo7473]

Everyone: wow amazing! Me:wat Geralt is playing violin and jaskier is singing there is something wrong...

[@into_despair]

Is it just for me that Jaskier looks like Sherlock Holmes?

[@salsatheshihtzu]

To be completely honest, I first thought that the bow of the violin was a sword.

[@firstlast2264]

Captured Geralt’s exasperated expression perfectly

[@shadosnake]

the poem makes more sense with the book's commentary on how the valley had uncommonly good harvests, and strangely tall crops

[@PDeathDealers]

They came after me with masterful deceit Broke down my loot and kicked in my teeth when the devil's horns minced our tender meat and so cried the witcher he can't beeee bleat.