5 MONTHS Of Shutdown Created THIS Joke | Jeff Allen | Jukebox | Huckabee

[@rs4619]

I just love Jeff Allen. His jokes are so good and the best part is that they are all clean jokes. Nothing vulgar or over the top, just pure, witty jokes.

[@rs4619]

Larry...where is your sense of humor or do you have one.

[@47hammer]

To let you know Jeff Allen is a CHRISTAN man. Good Humor Clean.

[@sunshinemishasmommy5352]

Yeah,he is great 😊 I started watching Dry Bar Comedy because I don't like the crude and rude comedy anymore,it's just not funny to me..I haven't watched Jeff Allen's stuff on there but I will now that I know he's on there..IMO any fool can get up on stage and be crude and say the f-word thousands of times and try to be funny,but it takes REAL talent to get up on stage and be like this guy and still be funny without any kind of foul language or crude remarks

[@younggrasshopper3531]

Gosh his testimony is amazing too

[@rosarygifford2683]

What was wrong with this audience? Hardly a chuckle and I'm rolling on the floor!

[@MrWamoore]

I think this guy is great, and you don't have to worry who hears him.

[@sunshinemishasmommy5352]

Yeah,I like comedians like him..I used to watch people like Dave Chappelle,Katt Williams,people like that who are crude and rude and they say the f-word several times..I don't like that kind of stuff anymore,it's not funny..I watch Dry Bar Comedy,and the comedians on there are HILARIOUS..I think that it takes REAL talent to be hilarious and not curse or be crude..people like this guy everyone can watch 😊

[@rebeccahenley1344]

Yes, I love DryBar Comedians.

[@sarameiragootblatt1819]

Hes a legend. I’m glad Huckabee is giving him a shot.

[@eileenmcdonald1599]

Shot for what? Jeff has been on many shows. Done many performances on dry bar comedy

[@denischabriddell986]

@@eileenmcdonald1599 he's been around for years.

[@gr82bcrazy1]

I love Jeff Allen's comedy. Clean and funny.

[@dontneedtoknow5836]

Not exactly clean. The language is clean the enuendos however are too mature for most to catch.

[@ElderlyIron]

Talk about a tough crowd. He did great, but the audience bombed.

[@ricardorojas5045]

These jokes the 50+ DON'T like as it reminds them of (OUT OF SHAPE) themselves. maybe if he dogged on Millennials like Brad Upton does, they might laugh more.

[@anthonyhurley5076]

He's at a studio. Probably limited seating capacity due to covid.

[@blindfreddy]

Some of the gags were from an earlier special on Dry Bar so the audience may have already heard them before.

[@vickiwilliamson1420]

Jeff Allen has been one of my most favorite comedians for years. He ranks up there with Tim Hawkins and Mark Lowry.

[@NR-nf1il]

I love Tim Hawkins also

[@jeffallen2539]

How are you doing today ❤️❤️

[@carlaaustin7223]

He's so hilarious. I enjoy his humor.

[@jeffallen2539]

How are you doing today ❤️❤️

[@PixieDust-eq6kc]

I watched Jeff Allen's testimony! It is really great. God didn't just save him, but also saved his marriage and family. Btw, I love kale and kale chips. 😉

[@nancyhowell4505]

I listened to his testimony today. I've never heard such a powerful one! Moved me deeply the strength of it. A privilege to hear his example and how well everything has turned out for all of them. 🙏👏♥️

[@PixieDust-eq6kc]

@@nancyhowell4505 Yes! God is so so good!

[@nancyhowell4505]

@@PixieDust-eq6kc Amen!

[@cynthiasingor7494]

Really enjoy him ! A real life comedian without any cringe moments Fun happy positive 😊

[@JoeZyzyx]

Kale is what God made first, then tasted it, and replaced it with Lettuce.

[@jeffallen2539]

How are you doing today ❤️❤️❤️

[@MrsZen1]

I like this guy. He doesn't have to be dirty or vulgar.

[@sillywamosir]

I've heard these jokes of his a couple of times yet I still laughed.. plus he's dressed like Bones McCoy from Star Trek LOL.

[@GeorgeD1965]

The guy in the back in the band doubled over laughing

[@BrianThorstad]

seekr34 yea, I enjoyed that too.

[@aaronmcclure1]

Oh yeah hilarious!!

[@mrskay0925]

One of my favorite comedians! Consummate professional funny man! 🤣😁😆👍🏽

[@francisdbrooksjr5025]

Cannot stop laughing....wow clean humor, and it is truly funny!

[@jonibass86]

He is so funny!!! I laughed until I cried! I needed that!! Thank you!

[@jeffallen2539]

How are you doing today beautiful ❤️❤️❤️

[@Dean0lson]

My wife and I were in Chattanooga in June walking around the Chattanooga Choo Choo and just happened to notice he was at the Comedy Catch. We bought tickets, walked in, and had a fantastic time. Thanks for providing a great date night, Jeff Allen!

[@audraelynnegrimmelhaussen8808]

"You just have to poison me and I'd get a meal out of it." 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pantarkan7]

I didn't hear a single fbomb... how's that even work in contemporary comedy? Oh, and he was FUNNY, too... is that even allowed now?

[@eileenmcdonald1599]

Look up dry bar.. all if the comedians are family friendly .

[@ottotater2787]

I can't believe people are worried about words these days I can't believe anybody is more worried about the word itself than the context. Of all the words in the world the f word was created specifically to be family-friendly found under carnal knowledge is the way to explain the people are caught screwing. The f word is made for children and old ladies and nuns but now people are offended by family friendly because people don't know why anything is they just heard somebody got offended by something once and they feel that they should as well

[@freeamericausa1]

As usual. Jeff was terrific. Have seen just about all of his Vids, can't get enough of his amazing, clean comedy for everyone. Thanks Gov. Keep bringing him back.

[@jenniferv618]

I wish he'd make new material. Every video I've seen from 7+ years has the _exact_ jokes from him. We need updated skits!!

[@museumjunkie9317]

I have watched my favorite musicians play the same songs at concerts for years. Why can't he tell the funny jokes again.

[@e.j.grandmaison8563]

He reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield. You almost hear him utter, "no respect", especially after the Fitbit stuff. He's an updated version!

[@cottonclarksa]

An incredibly funny person. Thank you, Jeff!

[@henrycarlson7514]

Thank You

[@dieu.famille.pays.]

He’s hilarious 😂

[@stevenwiederholt7000]

I'm 72. The ONLY time I move fast (ie exercise) is when I'm headed to the meditation room. Which happens WAAAAAYYYY to often...generally after i go to bed. For you youngsters, ya know how you go to bed, sleep all night, get up in the morning and"take care of business? Treasure That In You Book Of Memories!

[@queenj.8i895]

Wish he had a much better audience here, he’s really, really funny!!! Love him! Love his testimony too!! Amazing. God bless him & his family & career & all of us seeking truth! 🦋

[@vben2976]

Put should have put his Fitbit on his dog collar. lol

[@kerrycantwell7737]

Good one.

[@aaronmcclure1]

Love Jeff Allen! And Mike Huckabee! Fellow Arkansan!

[@spittingmoths]

Wife sounds equally as hilarious

[@jeffallen2539]

How are you doing today ❤️

[@MrsGreen_Apple]

Jeff, I loved your humor😂 on this show so much, I had to search and watch your special. You are awesome! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Keep Up the good work👍

[@jeffallen2539]

I really appreciate all your support and encouragement towards me , I'm very grateful to have you as a fan , feel free to drop a message on my email [e-mail]

[@jeffallen2539]

How are you doing today ❤️❤️

[@sharwil8530]

@@jeffallen2539 u made my night Jeff my broken shoulder even stopped hurting. God bless u and tammy.

[@lvgirl9405]

Sometimes you just need to laugh. Thanks.

[@jeffallen2539]

How are you doing today ❤️❤️❤️

[@UncleNath]

This is great. Love these comedians.

[@gingergrant7297]

My new favorite comedian!

[@maryj7423]

He's so awesome!!! Tough crowd though

[@donnaaranda5970]

He's hilarious. I first saw him on drybar comedy

[@jeffallen2539]

How are you doing today ❤️❤️

[@ajcarr1965]

"That makes you a moron, and we consider that a pre-existing condition..." 🤣🤣🤣

[@MarthaGonzalez-jm3vn]

He should hire someone to wear his fitbit.

[@mikelatta484]

Put it on your dogs collar.

[@chuckhembree6101]

No, tie it to a dogs collar.lol

[@JaneDoe-ci3gj]

@@mikelatta484 great tip🤣

[@rosamaldonado-albino9221]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jeffallen2539]

How are you doing today ❤️❤️❤️

[@thomaswhite935]

I love this guy!

Thanks Jeff for keepin your comedy clean. It's tough I know especially in today's atmosphere. I'm amazed at the low brow humor that people resort to because they are poor comedians and have to cuss up a storm to get a reaction out of their audience.

[@dennismackey1414]

I love this dude!! Catch his sets on the DRYBAR channel on KZbin!!! Cat is stinkin HILLARIOUS!!!❤️❤️🤙🤙🤣🤣🤣

[@ravens6286]

A cheat day...& let's run for rice 'cake'! I don't think so.

[@aldonapolitano5979]

I love Jeff Allen, and Mike, you should probably be our POTUS in 2024.

[@BKPrice]

I'll tell you what's more of a sign from God that you shouldn't ski: falling down several times on the rope tow up to the bunny hill. That's when I knew the skiing life wasn't for me.

[@JoeZyzyx]

Being from Florida, I took one look, saw only snow, wrong kinda water, never went back.

[@chieflan5]

My wife’s name is Tammy. We’ve been married 26 years and I think we are married to the same woman.

[@llaevigrof]

This is AWESOME! lOVE IT! Thank you!

[@kenknutson1598]

Try thousand island dressing on the kale chips. You’ll hardly notice the kale.

[@NR-nf1il]

Get the baby kale and put it in a smoothie and you won't notice it either.

[@kenknutson1598]

N R orange juice and banana help cover the taste.

[@malcolmmeer9761]

Bleu cheese

[@malcolmmeer9761]

@@kenknutson1598 maybe with either vodka or rum

[@negativeindustrial]

@@malcolmmeer9761 Still healthy.

[@michaelryan251]

We all need more laughs during this time.🤣

[@meekthegreek1623]

😂😂😂LOVED it..so funny! Loved watching musician's response too! Bonus.

[@Whatiftheresmore1314]

Love Jeff! 🔥🔥

[@1whowasNEVERhere]

The "1 of you will betray me" joke 🤣

[@gaylefynaut562]

I needed this laugh today

[@DavidPimentel]

Since my wife and I are a few years younger, I assume that my wife is an early clone of Jeff's. The similarities are astounding.

[@michaelsorrentino7409]

Deadass crowd !!!!

[@eileenmcdonald1599]

There is no audience. Pandemic is still on. Did you pay attention to his opening comments? And did you notice the social distancing? The only people in the room besides Jeff and mike were the staff

[@raYrefiedAire]

It's really hard to discern who's more popular him or Tammy... 🤣

[@lenakay6952]

In 2021 nothing seems funny, can’t blame him. ButJeff, I challenge you to share your experience w/wife during lockdown. We all do need to laugh again.

[@michaeljestice4234]

He should come on my job. I get 20,000 steps in day

[@jenniferv618]

The couples pounds on the forehead joke reminds me of Tammy Slaton 🤣🤣 if you don't know her, look her up! She literally has a fatty pouch on her forehead because her body can't store anymore. She even admitted it!

[@rockthomas8979]

Good guy,funny without being vulgar

[@jz5425]

Great comic !

[@Gator-fromOZ]

THANKS MIKE, HAVE HIM BACK AGAIN😂😂😂🤣😂😂😅 MAYBE, Have a “HUCKS COMEDY SPECIAL” some day & have him & Chonda Pierce taking turns😂🤣❗️

[@lyndadoerner5341]

This audience is not very responsive. All these jokes I have heard already, but they are still funny when the audience is not so dry.

[@eileenmcdonald1599]

No audience.. just show staff. It's still pandemic time

[@lyndadoerner5341]

Eileen McDonald Well then, the show staff need to lighten up!☺️

[@aaronmcclure1]

I think you just couldn't hear the laughter. Huckabee and the band were rolling!

[@lyndadoerner5341]

@Keith Koenig I clearly meant his immediate audience during the taping🙄

[@jeffallen2539]

I really appreciate all your support and encouragement towards me , I'm very grateful to have you as a fan , feel free to drop a message on my email [e-mail]

[@deborahadcock978]

Love him!!A great comedian!!

[@regg32457]

I seen jeff before in Nashville. Funny stuff!

[@JoeZyzyx]

Kale, Cilantro, and Arugala are at the top of my "DO NOT EAT" list. Fresh spinach runs close behind those.

[@CaptainMir]

My favorite animal Jeff

[@michaeleberry8663]

HE'Z HILARIOUS ADORABLE GRINZ YEP!!! BRUTAL HONESTY ALWAYS!!! GRINZ YEP 😂😆!!!

[@kathieruiz5157]

Funny guy!

[@julianbigelow2794]

I was wondering why none of them were wearing masks, then I realized they were already standing six feet apart.

[@ericnicolaisen7284]

Lmao

[@cathy-70]

My husband told people I was feeding him Styrofoam ( ricecakes) and water when I put him on a diet.

[@jeffallen2539]

Hey beautiful ❤️❤️❤️🥰

[@GeorgeD1965]

I remember seeing Huckabee on 2 or 3 Dean Martin's Roasts

[@johnglover5071]

Good stuff

[@mike54996]

He looks just like my doctor that retired recently.

[@26shar]

Hilarious!

[@jeffallen2539]

How are you doing today ❤️❤️❤️

[@JaneDoe-ci3gj]

Loved it! Your wife wants to keep you alive though fit bit us a bit controlling! That birthday gift though, ouch! I like dancing maybe that something your wife and you could do?! One of you will betray me.. Exercising and eating healthy is important. My dad died from heart problems which he struggled with for years. He was overweight and did not exercise. The problem is finding the motivation and the incentive!

[@jeffallen2539]

I really appreciate all your support and encouragement towards me , I'm very grateful to have you as a fan , feel free to drop a message on my email [e-mail]

[@rachelthomas180]

Cook the kale rolled in olive oil..... and Balcome grease with diced up fried bacon! Lol! Then you can eat it

[@jeffallen2539]

How are you doing 😘😘🥰🥰❤️😘😘🥰😍

[@hettydriessen2782]

Kale chips baked in oven with salt and garlic. Yummy

[@terristroh3965]

This guy totally bombed....wrong venue

[@tomfrazier1103]

Rice cakes appeared in California in the 1980s. I never tried one until the 2000s, I knew already about styrofoam's existence.

[@cdeanneeckles]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jeffallen2539]

How are you doing today ❤️❤️

[@gregorysims0077]

So funny

[@ericbeattie761]

Put the Fitbit on a dog

[@tannercook8095]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@pearlnova8891]

🤣❤😂

[@jeffallen2539]

I really appreciate all your support and encouragement towards me , I'm very grateful to have you as a fan , feel free to drop a message on my email [e-mail]

[@jeffallen2539]

How are you doing today ❤️❤️❤️

[@leebackus9875]

I laughed harder during a root canal

[@JoeZyzyx]

that's laughing gas, it does that to you.

[@charlestravis9798]

Kale is rotten lawnmower clippings

[@eileenmcdonald1599]

Worse

[@eldeguello1]

Rice cakes are styrofoam.

[@JC-DC]

Anyone know if he Is he related to Tim Allen? They look similar.

[@johnmulder2325]

Try kail, hamburger and mashed potato mixed together my dad used to make it frequently he called it mouse.

[@johnmulder2325]

@Russell Gerdes yep wasn't bad when it's all there was at the time.

[@matthewcarlon4596]

Boy is this a tough crowd or what??? It's comedy folks, you can and are allowed to laugh etc. GEESH, we are in trouble with this generation, especially if they don't know when it's ok to laugh or not for fear of hurting someone's feelings or getting sued, etc.

[@jasonroman77723]

Jeff this message is for you. Go to Wal-Mart buy focus factor. Over the counter. Cure for (ADD).

[@murielleleblanc1231]

A good war inside the USA would solve the problem.

[@erglelergle8476]

Was the audience even in the room?

[@austinpatrick2682]

What was there like five people there?

[@eileenmcdonald1599]

No audience. It's just the show staff. It's still pandemic rules.

[@austinpatrick2682]

@@eileenmcdonald1599 ohhhhh. Thanks I didn't know 👍

[@eldeguello1]

They just told me, at the hospital, that I'm gonna die. Well , it was more like they were HOPING i would die, soon. j.

[@carolpaventi1285]

🇺🇸❗

[@jeffallen2539]

I really appreciate all your support and encouragement towards me , I'm very grateful to have you as a fan , feel free to drop a message on my email [e-mail]

[@julianbigelow2794]

4:55 Weight on your belly isn't in your way? If you have too much tummy fat, it can make it difficult to bend over and can cause unbearable back aches. To address his point about butt fat, too much fat in your behind can make it tough to find pants that fit.

[@museumjunkie9317]

What a lame crowd at Huckabee's. They never laugh. Jeff is hilarious. Laugh People Laugh

[@womenswellness1577]

seriously who is in this crowd??? He's great ~ but the audience apparently wasn't prepared to have a good time laughing at life!!! maybe covid has them sitting far apart and limited seating . . .

[@jeffallen2539]

I really appreciate all your support and encouragement towards me , I'm very grateful to have you as a fan , feel free to drop a message on my email [e-mail]

[@beblessed9712]

WHAT is wrong with the audience 🤨😆