Check out Comedian Jeff Allen live at The Upper Room tonight! #ComedianJeffAllen #JeffAllen #Comedy #CleanComedy
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@shilohauraable Жыл бұрын
I don't care how many times I watch this guy, I wind up in tears laughing 😂! Dear God, thank you for not giving up on Mr. Allen. He brings so much joy to your world! 🤗 ❤
@fadeddenims5013 жыл бұрын
First person I found in a while who is funny without being dirty! Thank you!
@rebeccaatkinson45312 жыл бұрын
Since Brian Regan???
@ghhm27052 жыл бұрын
Michael Jr too! Check him out
@ghhm27052 жыл бұрын
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@holdingonforlife14 ай бұрын
Tim Hawkins is good too
@Americalandofthefree5 жыл бұрын
It's so refreshing to watch a comedy act that isn't full of vulgar language or disgusting topics. I have enjoyed watching this *CLEAN* brand of comedy from Jeff Allen for many years.
@gauchohombre17685 жыл бұрын
Amen. Regrettably, the vulgar and filthy need comedians of the same.
@epdlp45065 жыл бұрын
Jeff Allen, Sinbad, Bill Engvall and Dennis Gaxiola my favorite comedians. They are great and clean.
@epdlp45065 жыл бұрын
@artist one I also LOVE Jeff for his clean comedy that in my opinion takes more takent.👍👏
@yankeegirldownunder13755 жыл бұрын
Amen
@R.J.MacReady19824 жыл бұрын
It's nice! Glad you enjoy it. I like probably a slight more dark style too. I'm sure this guy can be unhinged.
@Lilac212484 жыл бұрын
I listened to Jeff so many times I know his jokes by heart and still listening to him. He just speaks and it's feels good. That's what real talent is. Bless you, man!
@marionholtzmann68722 жыл бұрын
I feel the same, too bad that the audience took so long to appreciate his humor.
@Manfromron2 жыл бұрын
Marina, I stumbled upon Jeff's Testimony at a recent prayer breakfast. You might enjoy this at VNCS Franklin TN ttps://kzbin.info/www/bejne/fXXIf2WarqqKhaM Ron.
@marionholtzmann68722 жыл бұрын
@@Manfromron I recently watched it, I watch everything he puts out 👍
@joetengler92512 жыл бұрын
And if you’ve never heard his testimony, it is awesome
@georgewilbur80988 ай бұрын
Love you Jeff I have seen all your shows probably a million times never gets old ..... Thanks for the Laughs .... love ya keep up the good work .
@CynthiaLamb-jf2md Жыл бұрын
I just now discovered this guy. He's almost as old as me and talks about things I can relate to.Very funny!
@Catalystresource Жыл бұрын
Wow! to do 80 minutes straight of continual home runs was phenomenal! I've heard most of these bits before in smaller pieces but I still laugh out loud because his delivery is so genius and natural. I have studied and performed some comedy and seen all the great comics of decades past until today. He has not gotten the recognition he deserves and he has also been through heroic personal and spiritual transformation that he should be really admired for💕
@aprilchamberlain167710 ай бұрын
Every time I need a good belly laugh I watch him. I have seen him several times with the same comedy routine but it's still hilarious!! I have watched it so much I can almost quote him word for word. He's just hilarious!!! Love him!!!
@YnseSchaap5 жыл бұрын
I just watched an hour long special and after that another one because he's great, turned out to be a talk on how he got saved by faith and how he became a Christian, and now I'm watching another special and if it weren't for this talk i would never have believed he was a devout Christian. Great comedian and person. On the edge but never too far
@jewelleryaddict4 жыл бұрын
No reasons christians can't be funny. I am sure God finds much humor in us.
@YnseSchaap4 жыл бұрын
@@jewelleryaddict I'm sure He does 😁
@jerryburger41733 жыл бұрын
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@KathyHussey0632 жыл бұрын
@@jewelleryaddict God must have a great sense humor & He must love to hear our laughter. I can tell that's true by just observing His creations; things like giraffes, funny meerkats, how baby whales jump up in the ocean & play instinctively and how a bunch of puppies will nip at eachother & wrestle.... Laughter is a wonderful gift from God that allows us to get through the tougher times. It's a special gift for a person to be able to see the humor in everyday life & present that to others in a way that makes them bust out laughing.
@mialoveall5812 Жыл бұрын
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@timothymuhlfeld58862 жыл бұрын
Best comedy i have seen in 20 years thank you Jeff, I'm a trucker so chances of seeing you live is pretty slim. Love YOUR WORK!!!!GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!
@1voice4you3 ай бұрын
BEEN TOLD TO BE A COMIC ALL MY LIFE, YOU ARE FANTASTIC JEFF& INSPIRING....THANK YOU Cheryl (and we both are BORN AGAIN!) BLESS YOU & TAMMY
@dianac5764 Жыл бұрын
Love Jeff. I first found him on Dry Bar Comedy, which I watch every time I need a laugh.
@MM-qp4db4 жыл бұрын
Probably watched this set at least ten times, and never once have I not literally laughed out loud. Jeff, I appreciate your humor, your delivery, and sharing your faith. I pray that God continues to bless you and your family as you continue to bring joy to others.
@deniseward59743 жыл бұрын
I just recently started listening to Jeff. And man o man, I laughed so hard my eyes hurt and I thought I was going to pass out. Almost DID. 😆..... 💘 clean comedy
@bonniehodges52675 жыл бұрын
Yes I love Jeff Allen he is a good comedian
@kneadinghands3 жыл бұрын
OMG!! Hysterical 🤣 Watched this while soaking in a bathtub ~ My belly flab splashed water all over the floor, and I think it's going to take a while to recuperate from what happened with the tweezers while laughing... So glad his special finally went on to the dry comedy bar... Cuz it's rough when the drink squirts out your nose 🤣
@WkdWnch0072 жыл бұрын
I'm Pagan and wouldn't mind catching Jeff's show at a church!
@bobwoww8384 Жыл бұрын
Real talk
@maryksnyder11557 ай бұрын
LoveJeff!!! Thank you ❤️🤪😂❤️
@blanchegouveia6504 жыл бұрын
Been watching Jeff for 6 months. Just love him he's funny as heck!! Real life is the best comedy.
@brendatimmons63223 жыл бұрын
Absolutely luv this guy and am pleased to hear him giving God glory!!! Thank u
@michaelblessington57203 жыл бұрын
The fact that Jeff Allen can make you laugh without having to be vulgar makes him a great comedian. The fact that he can touch your heart with his open honesty about his life. That makes him a great man.
@gregclayton38983 жыл бұрын
An amazing comedian that can make me laugh without cussing. Really refreshing.
@rebeccaatkinson45312 жыл бұрын
He reminds me if another great man my friend Dougie
@yaniquebeckford16995 жыл бұрын
Jeff Allen is the best. My favourite comedian. So hilarious. Lol.😀
@TYoungPhDRRT5 жыл бұрын
WOW!! Clean and FUNNY comedy...I love this guy!
@williamgallaher13775 жыл бұрын
I would love to see Jeff Allen in person!!! Thank you for sharing. Have a great day and live a safe and happy life!!!
@JDs_RandomHandle4 жыл бұрын
The handkerchief, so true. I'm 25 while my dad didn't carry one both my grandpa's did and let me tell you, that sound he made when opening the snot rag is 100% true.
@keelsmac014 жыл бұрын
J R my pops carried one his whole life...never washed them either!
@dianafelix32904 жыл бұрын
I laugh so hard with Jeff Allen's Comedy I get out of breath. He's my favorite.
@dianafelix32904 жыл бұрын
No cursing or filth and still helarious, takes true talent.
@joycebrown2449 Жыл бұрын
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8 ай бұрын
Good for you Jeff. You pray before your shows and expect God to do something. He'll meet you and answer you. Keep up the good work. God is always the answer.
@viningx215 жыл бұрын
Jeff, you are the absolute best!👏👏👏💕
@jennypocock78963 жыл бұрын
Only just been told about this guy - a stand up comic who doesn't curse and mock everybody?! Refreshing! He's great.
@cindygr8ce3 жыл бұрын
Look up Dry Bar Comedy. It's a club in Utah that puts every comedians video up on KZbin and every performance is clean. The bar doesn't serve alcohol so all the crowds r respectful.
@janetboerema6254 жыл бұрын
Jeff, you are a great comedian and so real. Hubby and I, married 53 yrs , have had so many instances you talk about which makes it all so funny!
@annabailey5414 жыл бұрын
Love the clean comedy,please keep it up
@sherrilynch38255 жыл бұрын
Dozed off and woke up to this guy, I've heard many times and laughed hysterically again! He has the gift of "funny"!
@notmyrealID4 жыл бұрын
Same deal with me, autoplay finds good stuff sometimes :)
@TimothyMuhlfeld9 ай бұрын
GOD BLESS ,JEFF AND WIFE!!!
@Pch1005 жыл бұрын
Laughed so much I was in pain 🤣
@mariemanion69723 жыл бұрын
Thank you Jeff for sharing God's Word, and parts of your personal testimony. May God bless you, your wife, children and grandchildren.
@Mozart1220 Жыл бұрын
GODS ARE MYTHS.
4 жыл бұрын
It's not a message? Yes it is and it's excellent. I like hearing your testimony Jeff. I'm very glad you got saved.
@BillWFan014 жыл бұрын
He is one of my favourite Christian Comedians around. He is also a Friend of Bill W
@bobwoww8384 Жыл бұрын
Way to front a guy off a hole
@elainehoward88224 жыл бұрын
What a great comedian, I really enjoyed his comedy. Xxx
@daleduncan28094 жыл бұрын
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@dorisbonet619 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely love you just because you’re truly funny and don’t need the disgusting language most comedians feel they need to make people laugh. What you do takes awesome skills to me you’re a real comedian. Please don’t change ❤️✝️👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 bravo! Thank you
@timgiraud75913 жыл бұрын
Watched this several times and still breaks me up, your show is outstanding
@debraburt70114 жыл бұрын
Amen clean comedy should happen more often
@yvonnegrassi27014 жыл бұрын
Dry Bar Comedy has tons of clean comedy.!!
@mollysilverman68032 жыл бұрын
I almost have the whole routines down pat. I love taking my old Vietnam vet along for a ride (he can drive anymore). I put this on and he laughs so hard. Thank you for making My Man smile. ☺️😎😊👍🏻❤️💕 edit: he can’t drive anymore.
@belindaintexas87894 жыл бұрын
This guy is great! Never saw him before. Funny as heck!
@TheUpperRoomPresents094 жыл бұрын
He's pretty great!
@DenisDeCharmoy-fl3ht Жыл бұрын
Jeff Allen, loved your show this afternoon on KZbin. You mentioned faith, so I wanted to write a few words. When Moses went thru the burning bush to spend 40 days and nights with the Almighty. Moses wrote down 631 laws and commandments, the food laws of what you can eat or not eat. The word ABIB, the beginning of His calendar and His new year, then the first Feast Passover and 7 more feasts.plus much, much more, like you go to heaven when you die. Where is this Scripture or is this all liars. Blessings
@anthonyhazlewood57884 жыл бұрын
This was a great show and I enjoyed the act immensely, especially as it didn't contain any bad language which isn't really anway... It was good clean humour that the family could enjoy.... Good luck Jeff...
@bluegrassgal78564 жыл бұрын
Chandra is same!
@Telemakos3334 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I was just introduced to this guy now he's awesome
@susanjohnson97954 жыл бұрын
I agree I found him 2 days ago. I laugh until I can't catch my breath. I'm sharing.
@jyow-xe7pw4 жыл бұрын
Also check out Tim Hawkins, and Brad Stine
@LeenaStark4 жыл бұрын
In my early 30's and I LOVE this man's comedy. Also --- any human being who is not ashamed nor intimidated of praising the name of God + Jesus, deserves all good things in their life. To God + Jesus belongs all the Glory!
@margonale27803 жыл бұрын
What a guy. Loved it . Telling the navigation of your life through humor is priceless.
@maggsbufton19693 жыл бұрын
Best work out ever...and the most fun...literally laughing my butt off and strengthening my core with all the belly laughs!
@rickzoehfeld66793 жыл бұрын
Thanks for sharing your Talent with us.I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. You had the endorphins running thru my body at full speed! Picked up my spirits. Keep up the good work for your fans...
@oklahomalilly2 жыл бұрын
I loved this. Thanks for sharing the story about your marriage at the end. I love your testimony Jeff. I don’t know if you will look at the comments on here but your testimony gave me goosebumps. And the rest of your show was great. You are such a gifted comedian!❤️
@marianfernwood69452 жыл бұрын
Oh Jeff, you are just too much. Love your stories.
@michellelindemann99465 жыл бұрын
VERY funny, THANK YOU for sharing this video I LOVE it! Keeps me laughing which, feels NICE! xx
@lindamyers13864 жыл бұрын
We used to save waxed paper and on the weekend we would ride on the wax paper down the 2 story high slide. We would shoot off the end of the slide into the sand. Sure was fun. 😁
@wheeliemom30795 жыл бұрын
I think Jeff is so funny, I have watched all his videos and he always makes me laugh.
@rebeccaatkinson45312 жыл бұрын
Roaster chicken. Droopy Drawers
@maramalfakori90152 жыл бұрын
I love this even though mr Jeff. Is talking about adhd. And sleep apnea now I am getting off this meds. And my son two. In Jesus name amen. This was even good for you. I get it now even through the laughter God spoke to me confirmation
@KathyHussey0632 жыл бұрын
Love his comedy, it's always full of his funny real life observations, on marriage, on raising kids, having grandchildren, things most people can relate to and his delivery is great,
@leonessity4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Jeff... You make kale and the general descent of mankind funny, again! I also believe in bringing back lawn darts, banning warning labels on coffee cups, and embarrassing your children in public...
@peachmelba93333 жыл бұрын
I'm planning to sit on the floor, sing " The Holy City" in the midst of Wal-Mart and 😳 embarrass them in revenge for their childhood outbursts.
@hildawise30574 жыл бұрын
My boyfriend, retired and 66, uses handkerchiefs.... hahahahaha... can't help myself, love my man!
@estherdaniels30604 жыл бұрын
I agree with Paul MacKenzie Allen is hysterical!!@
@joetengler92512 жыл бұрын
Jeff Allen is awesome
@darinwoody55424 жыл бұрын
That was great. It takes a truly intelligent person to be that funny without the filth. God bless.
@scotttucker53064 жыл бұрын
Agree 100%! Clean comedy forces you to be intelligent. Any moron can do potty humor!
@dross24MA3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Jeff!! The yo-yo & bubble? I couldn't stop laughing! How, oh, how I remember dealing with those! Biting? Easy way to stop it back then was to bite back - just once - and ask, "How do *you* like it?" No more biting. Falling? We used to ask if they hurt the floor when they fell - prevented a lot of crying, and prompted a lot of laughter.
@ireneposadas11632 жыл бұрын
I remember my sister bit my daughter to teach her a lesson. Not hard, but it hurt. Never bit anyone again! The bubble shot made me laugh so much!
@FrancieMcDaniel11 ай бұрын
Doin' a great job, Jeff. Listen to you every day.
@JeroenTel Жыл бұрын
Bless you, Jeff ! You bring a lot of laughs to people sharing your honest stories. 🙂
@genegarneau38225 жыл бұрын
Preach it Jeff,,,, you are so honest... your life is like my life. I have massive adhd. I learned how to play the guitar in a year. And people think I been playing for years and make money from playing guitar and I do not. It is because of the adhd. And I have no idea what they are thinking. I hated myself for years because of this. Because I do not fit in. I am a nobody, just someone sitting in a room one day and looking at a guitar and saying to myself, play it, the noise sounds wonderful, and I did. I thought I did. It sounded wonderful to me. The noise and movement of the sound. And I am a nobody, nothing. Someone who has been abused from the world from having adhd, Which I was told I am basically I am retarded. I hate saying that word. But that is what I have been told my whole life. I do not care no more. Because I found Jesus. And i feel love from him.
@tiffanybarton45854 жыл бұрын
Remember your here for a reason. Don't beat yourself down you do things many of us can't
@anapierce82044 жыл бұрын
Glory be to God. He knows you and He made you perfect, the way you are. Do what you like and love people no matter what, like Jesus. I know you have a lot to offer. Love, Ans
@LorddOfChaoss4 жыл бұрын
I love you man, play the shit shit out of that guitar, you are somebody.
@ireneposadas11632 жыл бұрын
Love your testimony. 💕 Jesús loves us however we are. Keep on playing!
@bobwoww8384 Жыл бұрын
Beautiful comment ty Know Jesus Know Peace No Jesus No peace
@mrequi1 Жыл бұрын
I've been a big stand up fan for 50+years. I've seen some of the greats live. Such as George Carlin, Ghalliger (sp), Seattle comedian Rod Long. And now Jeff Allen. He deserves his spot.
@carolelangat-fortune45574 жыл бұрын
Easy listening, I love the old school reminiscence ❤❤❤
@rebeccaatkinson45312 жыл бұрын
Dry ice lol
@lisaangelos31844 жыл бұрын
He’s awesome!!! God bless
@beatleme25 жыл бұрын
This guy is good - esp how we grew up as kids Vs nowadays, truth is always funny
@barbaradavis84524 жыл бұрын
Hes right. Take cell phones and computers away. The kids would go into a coma. They can't do without them. They have no idea how to deal without them. Remember titily winks, pickup jacks? Pick up sticks. The kids to days will look at you, like you have 10 heads.
@daleduncan28094 жыл бұрын
@@barbaradavis8452 y*
@quickdeuce5 жыл бұрын
Until an email I received tis morning - perhaps that very same email with a little 5 minute sharing that went viral - have never saw a show by Jeff before now. As many of you have said, since Cosby I've not seen a "CLEAN" comic and agree Jeff Allen is refreshing AND so very funny. Hearing him share stories of living, stories most of us see but don't catch the humor until those stories are relived through a comic like Jeff's delivery has. As things turned out Cos wasn't the guy many to most of thought he was which is disappointing to say the least. Cos obviously was NOT a Christian for the majority of his life. We hope he makes amends, it's not too late. GOD is a loving GOD and in spite of all the sins, there's room for Cosby in Heaven.
@zelva19613 жыл бұрын
Love the clean funny comedy.
@bettiefrisby9844 Жыл бұрын
I could listen to Jeff all day. He always gets a belly laugh out of me. It is even funnier when I i listen the second time cause I’ll start laughing because I know what’s coming.
@kristinwright66324 жыл бұрын
The menopause jokes? Absolute truth. I freeze my guys out of the room.
@peachmelba93333 жыл бұрын
KRISTIN- it dont get much better- been through the Big M now I've swerved the other way. Hubby' s side.of bed- floor furnace underneath- sleeps in boxers and a muscle shirt- my side next to window losing weatherstripping- flannel nightie with cardigan and mukluk socks. Oh what a couple we are- and Sweetums won't trade sides ' cause his Dad always slept on that side- its tradition.
@kathleenroman93794 жыл бұрын
It’s funny that as older people, we are faced with labels. The manufacturers are lying anyway! Lol. ❤️❤️🙏❤️❤️
@yankeegirldownunder13755 жыл бұрын
God bless you Jeff 🙏
@rebeccaatkinson45312 жыл бұрын
ECHO
@MrMapersaud15 жыл бұрын
Classy guy.
@marilynsoter22932 ай бұрын
I love this guy! So funny! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@shelleyannette3 жыл бұрын
Jeff you're great!!
@debsad75004 жыл бұрын
I just LOVE him!!! 😂🤣
@robinluich55765 жыл бұрын
I love him
@karenmallonee38674 жыл бұрын
Giving God the Glory! Amen!!! ❤️✝️❤️
@luckywize52704 жыл бұрын
He's good Love it So funny Hahahha
@jeanniebell9493 Жыл бұрын
Love your comedy Jeff ! Looking forward to more ! :)
@russk19714 жыл бұрын
God bless you 🙏 a very funny look at life as an older guy
@rbcreations24 жыл бұрын
Love your show and your message
@michaelstone88822 жыл бұрын
This guy is the greatest. Best one on Dry Bar Comedy..
@ericb51945 жыл бұрын
He does seem a little bit off but the venue, audience, etc. can make a difference too. Still one of our best comedic talents around.
@erskinepadmore132510 ай бұрын
Pay attention to only 3 of your jokes Jeff all the challenges of raising kids any age would suddenly become hilarious. Thank you for my wet face & aching belly!!
@sillywamosir4 жыл бұрын
he's the only guy in the world who can talk politic sarcastically without offending anybody.. we all know being sarcastic is his default =))
@johnnygee16254 жыл бұрын
Very clever and funny !
@Harmonicaman10004 жыл бұрын
Love the same humour I have as a A.D.H.D nut case 😝 😂. Smart man 👍👍👍✝️📖🕊🥰💪God is great 👍. Love Gods humour 😁
@annabailey5414 жыл бұрын
I remembered the nine feet slide and the hot sun. And trying to flip over the swing bar, what fun. Also the see saw Your friend would jump off and your fanny would hit the ground. Ouch
@shilohauraable3 жыл бұрын
I was remembering that in my 40s while swinging with my elementary age son. I brilliantly said, "Watch This!", & launched out of my swing at the high forward arc! The shock when I hit the ground vibrated from my feet, up my back and into the top of my head! Not what I remembered at ALL! I had shin splints for a month! And all my son could say was, "Why did you do that while you were old, Mom?" Kids. 🙄
@rjstewart41035 жыл бұрын
It's a little extra funny as I sit here watching on February 29th
@simmiedavissimmiesings81853 жыл бұрын
Too funny!
@joebaby19755 жыл бұрын
Very funny!! I just gotta point out. When he starts talking about the fit bit, he pulls his sleeve over his watch. Like, someone is going to notice that he’s not wearing right now. Lol.
@dianelerner66802 жыл бұрын
God Bless you and your family!!!!
@carolbaker23934 жыл бұрын
Love this guy. I'm 4'11 and joke if I start shrinking in my old age I'll be stuck back into a booster seat. 😁
@stephanieeide10763 жыл бұрын
Me too! I need a stool to get in an SUV. I have to haul myself in it.
@peachmelba93333 жыл бұрын
Carol & Stephanie--- I live in a house designed for you- the problem I'm high 5ft numbers- perpetual backache from from bending down to work on my kitchen counters- just before they cram you into a booster seat, ask them to put me on a torture rack and stretch me back tall. 😀 Operate on my spine? Ortho says I might not live through it and besides he don't do it, would I mind going to the State Capital where maybe they could do something? No thank you I've got the Quasimodo look down pretty good. I've had both knees replaced 🙃 so which leg do I drag? Wonder if Dry Bar can use a lady my age? Told Sister I'D ALWAYS wanted to be a martyr but the initiation looks pretty rough. She said I might still qualify for sainthood, yeah I can see it- Blessed Peachie the Unready- I'm sure I'll do just fine and dandy.
@rebeccaatkinson45312 жыл бұрын
I shrunk 2inches it's true here's another true thing about old u cNt hold your pee... Can't sleep unless you're full;