5 Pokémon That Can Beat Superman

[@Kangascloudmedia]

A note from KangasCloud: I'm glad everyone is taking this so seriously. We need to be ready for the real life moment in which Superman decides to start killing Pokemon. If we don't think of legitimate strategies to defeat him we're all going to die and Pokemon and Superman will no longer be real anymore like they 109% are now. Superman is my neighbor and so are Pokemon. I would be sad if Superman went to Pokemon and said "hey, get your butt out here, I'm gonna fight you because I'm superman and you suck!" Again, it's good that you're all taking this threat super duper, twice in the pooper, seriously. And to those of you who think this video is some kind of JOKE or SATIRE or PARODY... clearly you never played Pokemon SoulKryptonite version and battled the Superman in make-believe cave which you could only get to by using the hm waterfall and having a Pokemon that knows the move titty-flash. Clearly. Sincerely, MakeKZbinGreatAgain

[@thatgaloverthere8398]

Kanga, I seriously thanks your video with TheAuraGuardian, but you forgot one: Mega Lucario! adaptability and close combat can beat any steel type like THE MAN OF STEEL.

[@Kangascloudmedia]

ooooooh, that's a good one :]

[@maskedmarioguy2524]

Hey Kanga, I just wanted to say this video was interesting. I'll be making a response video to it, feel free to comment on it.

[@sukhmangill4454]

Plus infernape is a fire type and FIRE BEATS STEEL >:D

[@zawtun5443]

+KangasCloud my fav pokemon in that list was a Kangaskhan because it made the most sense and it's based on my favorite boxing animal . KANGASKHAN RULES!

[@tickleguy6172]

Jirachi can wish for him to die Victini never loses a battle Gengar can use destiny bond Arceus can wipe him out of existence Ditto can turn into him Kangasan has a baby with it and Superman doesn’t harm children

[@user-ye1no4ow9l]

And Thanos snaps him like Arceus

[@jtproductions5618]

Huh Snaps So can i

[@genitalgrievous5293]

True that

[@Therevengeforget]

@@user-ye1no4ow9l meowth: ladies,gentlemon and gentlemen! are you ready to RUMBLEEEEE?!?! in this corner,hes purple,he snaps,he strongest from the marvel,meeeet THANOS!!! and in this corner,he white,he god,he creator,he father,iiiits ARCEUS!!!!! battle starts NOW!

[@genitalgrievous5293]

69 likes 👌

[@cyberpunk6554]

superman vs yveltal. 1)superman kills yveltal. 2)yveltal absorbs the life around it. 3)dead superman

[@cockadoodledoostudios2778]

Roshan - That's amazing!

[@ripoffpingu]

1. same 2. superman GTFOs at the speed of light 3. ded yveltal

[@goldenlotus3598]

Lol

[@chrysanthikyriakoulakou3363]

Superman would be able to fly away before that would happen!

[@blockypanda229]

YourAverageAussie - youtube Just let mewtwo read superman's mind and learn all his abilities and then mewtwo will just remove his memory and superman will forget who he is and mewtwo will just bring a kryptonite to him sups will not know what is happening to him and then mewtwo will just cut and slaughter sups and eat it for dinner

[@koondog5891]

what about magikarp's revenge?

[@kezianobliabustamante5949]

Yes

[@kezianobliabustamante5949]

The most powerful move in pokemon

[@Gsp0t_]

Genius Superman wouldnt take magikarp seriously And magikarp will use magikarp revenge while hes distracted

[@synchrolord]

Of course how did we forget

[@rolandoesguerra7841]

XD

[@sportsfaniguess154]

Wobbuffet: *exists* Superman: Why do I hear boss music?

[@beauburzacott2020]

HA HA HA!! :)

[@Theoneandonlyshoppingkart]

One Winged Punching Bag Plays

[@Terminatereditz]

Lol

[@meticakolli1237]

magikarp: *exists* wobbuffet: why do i hear boss music?

[@AFrozen-Rv]

@@meticakolli1237 *bidoof laughing in the corner*

[@kaslou7762]

Superman : *sees wobbufet* Yup time to use my most powerful punch

[@bluelightning6258]

Hey james reid XD

[@BRONZE_OFFICIAL]

aint gay it’s a joke dumb bass

[@kaslou7762]

@@BRONZE_OFFICIAL my comment is also a joke

[@rushbiskit]

its a punching bag, of course!

[@chenjiafan7464]

Literally any Pokémon that can learn counter would work for that strategy.

[@Aidenkun64]

I honestly can't tell what parts are serious. But I love it.

[@kinguzumaki4378]

Same

[@majdiabuker1445]

Only the first one make sense for me

[@Pumpdaddytaher]

@@majdiabuker1445 yeah it actually makes sense

[@jonotarthetyranitar7639]

Me too

[@yvesschretlen9005]

@@majdiabuker1445 for me only the second one cuz why would superman use his most powerful move on wobbufet

[@jimmyjambles9851]

Green crystals are kryptonite. Hmm. *Villagers trade the emeralds to destiny!*

[@donaldrapier4410]

*lol*

[@rasyidabdul7795]

lol

[@abandonedchannel8639]

lol

[@pokemonpikachu1334]

Minecraft!!!!!!!!!

[@bikassingh5123]

Lol

[@sportsfaniguess154]

Superman: *Destroys city* (again) Wobbuffet: Survives with 1 hp and destroys the fortress of solitude.

[@Scorpion-nc1qj]

Wobuffet with a Focus Sash will be good at beating bullies.

[@ITXFILO]

i have bullies... GOOD IDEA THANKS SILVERSHADOW! 😁

[@eliaskyriakou6253]

He will bully them twice as much as they did

[@gladiator_117]

silvershadow bullies are weak tho

[@foxygaming7122]

Focus stash could beat arceas

[@noodlesxxii]

Crystal: **exists** Kangascloud: IT'S *K R Y P T O N I T E*

[@aguy7566]

Yep pretty much

[@isaacmanalo2723]

Very punny

[@p4nkadas]

Exactly

[@erikasakura7721]

Isn't that the superman comics as well tho?

[@skimlord]

Me: Holds a fake gem. Kangascloud: KRYPTONITE? Where did you get it?

[@Bobswardo]

“Jirachi, I wish Superman was dead” Superman: ded

[@im.enforcer3552]

Jirachi can't grant wishes. Although it seems like it can, it just teleports things to it. Like in that one episode in "Ruby and Sapphire" May's little brother Max wanted food Jirachi stole food from a food crate by teleporting the food to Max, but going a bit overboard Jirachi flooded the area they were in with food.

[@Forgeries]

Alpha Xe jirachi can teleport superman to a bunch of kryptonite

[@nathanbridges7869]

Genius

[@mizuwantsfictionals]

"Superman:I'm superman and I go Bleh"

[@prasanstha2020]

Haha magikarp m agikarps revenge can defeat it in one hit

[@AllFiery]

In the Mystery Dungeon series, Mirror Move works differently. Instead of the user waiting for the opponent to strike it before using Mirror Move to copy its move, they instead use it first and reflect ANY moves back to the attacker without taking any damage.

[@aliw5894]

Like the anime, but idk if counter work the same way.

[@emmanuelclegg4755]

What if the counter misses

[@Terminatereditz]

Therer are just alot of ways

[@Hairguy]

Auragaurdian, you've truly outdone yourself, props to kanga as well, I loved your reasonings and honestly I didn't expect to laugh this hard

[@TheAuraGuardian]

Glad you enjoyed :)

[@excaliburzx1134]

agreed

[@delfinodolphinsquad910]

+TheAuraGuardian u do realize it wasn't THAT son goku it was the monkey god from old folk lore right

[@issacthemagus9073]

I'm pretty sure he does. He IS a Pokemon master after all.

[@comicdans6608]

To me, after gigaglith, I thought the rest was bs

[@3nzo.568]

you're forgetting someone... Shuckle! I'm sure he'll evolve into a kryptonian type

[@turtleapex]

Shuckle is my favorite Pokemon beacuse I

[@willylarry2041]

Don’t fuckle with shuckle

[@jtproductions5618]

Huh

[@mmewright7200]

3nzo. Shuckle is my favorite Pokémon so stop

[@ykchan36]

Sometimes shukle can do like 4million

[@arachnido9827]

Aura: Pokemon that can beat Superman Arceus and Ditto : Are we a joke to you

[@Darkinfiniteedgelordslife]

Girantina: Hi Arceus :3

[@domada8738]

n mew

[@faqifiqram1887]

Wobbafut : DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE

[@duolingo4454]

Superman:I'ma go rest in the sun for 80 bil years and become Superman prime to defeat you ight bye

[@shibo_uzumaki948]

Don’t forget about jirachi boi

[@Schouvi]

Kangascloud: *explains some complex pokemon strategy* Aura: So you’re saying........

[@skylark5931]

69 likes

[@ecosan8914]

The real question it's if a Pokémon can beat star platinum

[@synchrolord]

@@ecosan8914 muchamp can punch 1000 times in just 2 seconds... A worthy rival for jotaro

[@ecosan8914]

@@synchrolord huuummmmm DIO seeing Machamp approach: mukatte kuru no ka?

[@synchrolord]

@@ecosan8914 MUCHAMP MUCHAMP

[@SuperSaiyan32]

I'm surprised Ditto isn't on here. Ditto could simply just turn into superman. Or better yet, the strongest form of Kryptonite. Or better yet...Supermans mum. HE may be the man of steel, but every man has a weakness to his mother! Plus he wouldn't hit a woman! So thus...Ditto..wins Or! Lois Lane!

[@abstractedbluestar9245]

JayLegend but Superman always goes first so ditto looses

[@SuperSaiyan32]

@@abstractedbluestar9245 Quick Claw Baby😎

[@SuperSaiyan32]

@Phantom bomber [bomber man R] *cough cough * you mean sash?

[@SuperSaiyan32]

@Phantom bomber [bomber man R] it's alright mate, don't worry

[@jakecoyne3919]

You mean imposter?

[@kathycranmore1392]

Wait man of STEEL? here's comes fighting,ground and fire types

[@Absolbr]

Froggy DaFrog lol true

[@aircon1422]

Froggy DaFrog he could be a fighting type as well.

[@genicasandu9320]

infernape has a double advantage with fighting and fire on steel

[@earnjosephtagab9607]

Froggy DaFrog oh wait.......Jigglypuff just sings and when Superman falls asleep Jiggypuff just paints supermans face and when Superman wakes up Superman is gonna be so embarrased cause all people around here is laughing and Superman would say "Its too embarrasing to be alive......I need to die now and enjoy my afterlife" and I will laugh like XD if this really happened

[@fantasticfroakie9314]

Earn Joseph tagab you found the solution lol

[@dw11111111111]

What's about Mimikyu? Just take off it's rag and Superman's dead from the shock.

[@FrostedMike]

There are probubly more pokemon who can, but the pokemon in the video are least expected. Wobbufet and Smeargle seems too innocent. Gigalith looks like a pile of rocks With Diancie he turns gay so he's not in his right mind. Kangaskahn have a baby with it. Infernape doesn't always seems like he wants to battle. Mimikyu however have a creepy look, Superman have a resone to start a fight with it. (making excuses like in the video) Superman won't know where it's coming from...

[@andrewwile513]

Plus there's always the fact that this video was released before Sun and Moon was released, so.... But I agree with that choice =) And let's not forget it's free hit as a back-up

[@cm5061]

Andrew Wile im pretty sure it was released after sun & moon...

[@bkz04]

Takuya 綴 this was released before Sun and Moon

[@andrewwile513]

koalaclub99 Date stamp on this vid is in August 2016, whereas S/M were released November of that year

[@mundocalissa5121]

I know another Pokémon that could win a fight with Superman. It’s Victini. Victini never loses :)

[@chiaracarroccia1855]

The dex lies sometimes and victini can lose

[@esteban8471]

Victini literally almost died in it's movie.

[@mundocalissa5121]

@Esteban Shhhhh, you didn’t see that

[@KK-ke7cp]

@@esteban8471 *almost*

[@starr_lol]

Kangascloud: *Okay, put it this way, if a punching bag and a rock can beat superman, Im pretty sure Goku can aswell...* Aura: *How could I be so foolish?!?l?!?!?!?*

[@HobbsAnimates]

.............super man can only be killed by cryptonite

[@seanperkins7728]

Or magic

[@SamuelTheAdept]

*Cough* Death Battle *Cough*

[@tinyfacetimmy]

Goku can just use his god transformation to beat super man

[@nxoctne]

@@tinyfacetimmy goku fan boy I still believe flash can kill superman

[@Jam-cx7vv]

Superman: *sees Furret walking towards him* Superman: *scared noises*

[@SuperKarolinaB]

Furret is perfect

[@remmurdydooM]

My kind approves of this comment

[@nathanbridges7869]

Well furret is big

[@rexyjp1237]

He walks over his face just like shaggy

[@rexyjp1237]

@Joseph Brade pimpnite sweeps

[@skeetskeet1191]

here is another pokemon that can beat super man it's ditto

[@AceoftheVoid]

as long as it has the ability that transforms it right right away, other than the fact it retains its hp

[@crocodyluspog]

Yeah A Ditto With A Quick Claw or Quick Powder

[@skeetskeet1191]

Shannon Golden-Schubert i don't really think I mean it's what some pokemon are based of

[@facetiousmarbles3539]

Or Gardevoir (Makes black holes)... Arceus maybe?

[@vxll7801]

AGREE

[@wizardsknowledge1138]

"Superman wouldn't harm a child." Injustice Superman would like to have a word.

[@pogggaming4470]

That is a different Superman from a different timeline

[@KPepper.]

“That would bring Superman to his knees”

[@notshariii]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@defaces]

Nathan Rist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@sportsfaniguess154]

ツIsn’t windy Lois lane can too

[@kaito2297]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ronswanson7371]

😏

[@joshhill212]

All joking aside, the Wobbuffet & Focus Sash idea seems pretty solid

[@desankazekic5335]

good idea 👍👍👍👍

[@siryoshi2004]

It's good, but why would superman infinite mass punch a wobbufett for no reason?

[@bojunchoi6354]

Luis David Jr Hernandez WOBBUFFET DOMINATION

[@wwerules000]

@@siryoshi2004 he wouldn't, if it was a pokemon battlex that would be one hell of a trainer, look what I caught a wild superman 😂

[@gamerits]

@@siryoshi2004 even if superman wouldnt infinite mass punch wobbufet, destiny bond

[@bryanvontoasty]

What about all ghost types? Superman won't be able to punch them

[@aethertoast4320]

Heat vision would be able to hit Ghost types.

[@miguelzaragoza9317]

You are smart

[@syedm793]

Ghost types would have advantages but Superman has other powers too

[@syedm793]

Dylan Osei yea like heat vis which can hit ghost type

[@agareverie]

Superman can fly

[@MisUnderstood_Rose]

Pink Kryptonite makes Superman... Gay! I died laughing after he said that.

[@StoicKobra]

its true though, in a comic from a decade or so ago (i don’t quite remember) pink kryptonite literally makes him gay.

[@frankchen4229]

Next day: PIMPNITE: FULL BEATS SUPERMAN TEAM

[@DANGEROUSBECAREFUL]

True

[@hupla222sylveon2]

Why not

[@mckinneyalex545]

Kkn

[@Falcon15x]

X3

[@vyrockz3634]

+CRISTIAN MONTANO nice profile picture m8 I love shiny teecko:3

[@lukeayres1049]

What about mimikyu all it has to do is reveal its true form

[@0K_1_GU3SS]

This video was made 3 Yeats ago but, good idea

[@memeyjotaro5502]

The only thing stopping superman from dying when fighting mimikyu is a blanket xD

[@montaviacasey5812]

@@memeyjotaro5502 mimikyu just can stand there being punched cause he dead

[@memeyjotaro5502]

@@montaviacasey5812 if he's alive, he just take his or her Pikachu costume superman is no more

[@TehWildcardBeats]

SHOW ME YOUR TRUE FORM

[@malidas4718]

Giratina rules anti-matter right?.... So matter + anti-matter = nothing.... Giratina would make an anti-superman and let them fuse to destruction

[@shadowninja8960]

No matter and anti matter would expload when the for into contact

[@Chezrlz009]

Actually, it would create things like photons and pions. But nobody seems to care about quantum physics nowadays.

[@Dexuz]

@@Chezrlz009 When matter enters in contact with anti-matter they annihilate themselves in equal proportions generating energy equal to the quantity of mass, and since mass has a LOT of energy, its basically a explosion. Isn't that right?

[@Eiole898]

Dexuz yes

[@yamiioon]

@@Chezrlz009 actually it is ions not pions

[@joselekiwi5695]

Level 1 rattata Focus sash -Quick attack -Endeavor

[@bananarama151]

Or youngster joey with his level 103i3288329388383E+ arceus

[@dannyphantom3591]

I used that ti beat ultra necrozma

[@Jc27uhh4h4h4]

@@dannyphantom3591 yikes

[@boozados]

If this Pokemon fight was literal. Rattata is extremely fast

[@beauburzacott2020]

what does endeavor do?

[@sare879]

Makes superman gay huh? that's so...... SMART!

[@Gears_AndGrinds]

69 likes what

[@Varahood]

Hoopa can make portal’s so can he teleport Superman to a red sun or to a cave of kryptonite

[@draconicomega8531]

I agree with the Cave of Krytonite part ...he survived a Red Sun though

[@nitro9761]

Or create a portal and have half of supermans body on one side and on the other side supermans other half of his body. Hoopa only needs to cut superman in half to kill him.

[@imbored_9359]

@@draconicomega8531 a red sun doesn't kill him just makes him loses his powers and without powers hoopa can kill him

[@TealMage5269]

which color of kryptonite? i would recomed pink :p

[@phoenixgamer10gaming18]

Draconic Omega nah, red suns dont kill, but make it so Superman has no powers. He’s weak and’ll just die

[@jackmc8178]

Ditto. Just ditto. Ditto will become Super-Ditto. Superman v Super-Ditto.

[@sharonapple6686]

And Super-Ditto will win

[@noobmcnoob1669]

Yep

[@yeetusthegamer6519]

Makes perfect sense! Ditto uses transform and uses Superman's move set, Making it The Pokemon to wipe out Superman.He is Super-Ditto

[@zaneakamatsu1912]

@@yeetusthegamer6519 With a healing item so they won't be in an equal battle.

[@granddidit]

David Ibarra doesn’t ditto keep his stats even when he transforms

[@icouldntthinkofaname155]

People always joke about how Lucario is similar to Goku (including me) ability wise. So, we now know by the logic that Infernape=Goku, and Goku>SuperMan we now know Lucario can also beat Super man.

[@isdisgudnam]

In some ways I'd like to think diglet is very similar to Goku in many ways, prolly could beat Superman.

[@tijanamilenkovic3425]

@@isdisgudnam Ryu as well

[@robertgay2767]

Use literally any Pokemon that has a destiny bond. If the Pokemon faints, so will superman.

[@rohan_6698]

The pokemon will straight up die, problem solved XD It was a joke please dont get offended

[@feliceclefie8450]

@@rohan_6698 well, it FAINTS not died. But I get your point.

[@feliceclefie8450]

@Adam Infinite3 yes, that's what I meant. And "faint" doesn't meant your Pokemon "died"

[@99percentOrangeJuice33]

a pokémon getting hit with a IMP would kill them. pokémon only get fainted because their getting hit with attacks that aren’t supposed to kill them.

[@user-hw4nr7zh2g]

What happens if superman doesn't use the infinite mass punch on wobbuffet

[@shivanshpandey8457]

You know about the hax named as dodge right?

[@zacharythompson353]

Shhhh....

[@supersaiyanxsupersaiyanxdr5057]

I know उसे a full restore

[@blackeagle____8488]

Well.... wobbuffet somehow uses a full restore and grabs another focus sash. (Continue this until superman uses the infinate mass punch on wobbuffet).

[@eliaskyriakou6253]

Superman: *Shoots lasers from his eyes* Woobuffet: *Survives on 1HP and uses mirror coat* Superman: It will take more than that, one more hit and I am don- Wobuffet: *Uses full restore* Superman: *forfeits the match* Wobbuffet: *Wins by default* So basically long story short Wobbuffet still wins

[@idontknow-yk9xm]

“there’s an extremely good chance there will be no arguments in the comments” well actually...

[@nimishrai257]

The Wobbuffet and the Smeargle actually makes sense

[@Terminatereditz]

None of the others do but who the sh!t cares

[@nimishrai257]

@@Terminatereditz hehe

[@the_marvelous_one]

No it doesn't superman tanks multiversal attacks

[@adambalaz2468]

*Stands up in the classroom* Shendinja *sits back down*

[@jaxxstaxx0]

With sturdy

[@lazobero2276]

pretty sure superman cant affect it bro

[@zillagaming5656]

Superman can shoot Lazer out of he’s eyes sorry but shendinja I love you but your weak to fire

[@rainbowgamez8217]

@@zillagaming5656 not really because who said irl you couldent allow it to have strudy

[@duddude321]

@@jaxxstaxx0 Heat Vision inflicts Burn condition. Super Breath causes a Sandstorm.

[@ThePokemonProfessor]

Kanga is Lex Luther confirmed!!!!!!!!!

[@j_jonesm]

woah im a big fan love your content!

[@user-gw5rd8nq7m]

Where is the monetization Locke :p

[@samurott1591]

sir I hate you but your channel is good (talking to the professor )

[@luccicchio]

I love you!

[@AppleberrySmith]

OMG YAY!

[@miniwuji4623]

You forgot a level 1 rattata with a focus sash and endeavor Edit: wow is it sad that the most likes I have is 18 thx guys 😘

[@basicallyme8205]

You mean the f.e.a.r method...

[@misleynacelus9187]

Gacha Girl06 congrats 36

[@bir1si]

Rattata with focus sash, endeavor and quick attack: Am I a joke to you

[@Terminatereditz]

Yes

[@theboystablet3276]

It is true

[@SleepTalkMetropolis]

I swear if Magikarp isn't on this list.

[@thoseobnoxiousaliens]

I hope.

[@moetato6343]

Ikr

[@moetato6343]

Magikarps revenge time

[@jtaylor4817]

He DID beat Arceus

[@danielmenchaca4042]

Kangasclould told me that he didn't want to add Magikarp to the list because... Who couldn't Magikarp beat to death? Trust me, I'm on the internet.

[@HEEELPMEEEEHEEEELP]

Darkrai uses dark void (Darkrai’s nightmare ability activates) Now we wait

[@angelolopez5081]

True

[@reapergaming-jm4mv]

Clay Shimon lol

[@eagletgriff]

what if he wakes up lol

[@angelolopez5081]

Trainer REaglet more dark voids

[@angelolopez5081]

Then combine his ability with dream eater

[@ericowen5305]

3:10 weird but a brilliant way of thinking outside the box

[@psychoticcoconut4047]

True

[@PeterParker-ff7ub]

That's one way of imagining it.

[@waltergrey2285]

I thought this was going to be serious and then I finished the video.-_-

[@ExtremeReviewer101]

Yyyeeeaaahhhhh......I really don't know about that.

[@waltergrey2285]

@@ExtremeReviewer101 so what pokemon do you think could possibly beat superman

[@ExtremeReviewer101]

@@waltergrey2285 It's a question I don't think of often. But I'm guessing either Lugia or Mewtwo. To be honest, I thought it was more of "This person noticed how he didn't like the choices these guys picked." Hence the yeah part.

[@waltergrey2285]

@@ExtremeReviewer101 I don't know about lugia but maybe mewtwo. Aura is my favorite poketuber

[@doggosho3044]

If you think an aura video will be serious then you must be new lol

[@livingbeing3198]

I have a better reason that infernape would beat super man, super man is the man of STEEL, infernape is fire/fighting type. Fire and fighting type are super effective against STEEL types. Your welcome :)

[@mrbraindead7895]

TheMagnificentMuffin Superman isn't a Pokémon.... and the "Man of Steel" is just a title so it actually doesn't matter what the type is.

[@GoobTradeMark]

thatsthejoke.jpg

[@aidanwaters7075]

It would be a steel normal type

[@myprofilepicismysoul739]

TheMagnificentMuffin yah and fighting type are strong against normal and steel type

[@christiandavid8272]

So that means blaziken can defeat superman too?

[@RetrX1]

Ditto turns into krypnonite!?!?

[@hypernova5249]

PsychXatu makes sence

[@Ehgg-]

PsychXatu too simple

[@boyishmallard9404]

Ditto can not turn into things by visual memory so it would have to of been looking at kryptonite to transform into it.

[@Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale]

But Ditto can transform into Humans proven in USUM

[@magnesiumcitratemelatonin]

It can’t turn into non Pokémon. Case closed.

[@megarayquaza9054]

This is like watching a Villain and a Henchman duo and I love it

[@phoenixblood5953]

Anyone gonna talk about the pink kryptonite turning Krypotians gay? No...only me alright...

[@haziqhanafiah778]

Nah your not the only one

[@emperorarkoos2919]

Me! that was wired

[@PheGaming]

Same

[@PheGaming]

My name is Phoenixgamingplays and it has a phoenix in it

[@ozytriestomeme5070]

Pink kryptonite doesn’t exactly make them gay it just makes them more loving

[@TheAuraGuardian]

So I've been thinking about making this a series on my channel '5 Pokémon that can beat *blank*' since these kinds of video are super fun to do, and a lot of you seemed to really enjoy it (and a lot of you were as expected triggered XD). So I'm considering having different guests on for each one, although I'll definitely be having Kanga back on for another one at some point if this does become a thing. Let me know what you guys think!

[@ethanol6521]

You should do it. Can you do Hulk next?

[@thegreenassassin553]

Please do. You could do a video on who could beat Frieza, trying to prove your previous video of Mewtwo vs. Frieza wrong.

[@rdtrainer4206]

Mewtwo mega x and y could beat superman too.

[@filivriman]

Just DO IT!!

[@quinion5535]

+Rd trainer raiqayza could beat him!

[@shulkthesmileyboi]

If Imprison > Superpower doesn't work, there's always a backup... Imprison > Transform.

[@chrysanthikyriakoulakou3363]

?

[@minbcraft]

What do you mean by?

[@cheezuschrist588]

Chrysanthi Kyriakoulakou if smeargle used imprison then transform it would have all of superman's moves, meaning superman couldn't do anything

[@aprilhatcher]

Correct and I will be the one to tell you that you are doing so well and I hope you have a great day

[@gb6710]

Gin Chan pl

[@ilikechiken2]

Honestly, Gigalith may actually work. If it basically harnesses the sun and uses it as its power, it could just absorb red sun rays, which significantly reduces Supermans power.

[@JocaPeltPT-BR]

Fun fact: here in brazil mewtwo's voice was dubbed by the same dubber for superman lmfao

[@sesilliasandra2820]

Pokemon that could defeated superman DC: Wait, that's illegal!

[@justasentientmclarenp1879]

Don’t worry he’ll just revive and become hundreds of times more powerful

[@Crowgioh]

69th like

[@Terminatereditz]

Bwahwahwa

[@mlpfanboy1701]

Ok here are the serious answers 5. That one is right 4. Diancie can in theory create kryptonite 3. Necrosma: can litteraly absorb all the light in the universe , cutting Superman’s power source (sunlight) completely. 2. Arceus: litteraly god teir and Superman actually has difficulty defeating deities (his worst villain is darkseid) 1. Lunala: basically the same reason as necrozna. A few others Marshadow. Can litteraly steal super mans power buffs and give it to himself as well as able to steal super mans soul. Mismagius/fenikin family: while kryptonite is his most known weakness and worst weaknesses, he has a minor weakness to a few things, one of which is magic. It’s poisonous to kryptonians. Lucario and mienfu: another super man minor weaknesses is chi style energy, including aura. Yevaltal: steals life force of all living things, even at death.

[@MeboDotExe]

The sunlight is only half of his powers, the other half is the earth

[@minigungaming5915]

Superman can just punch Wobbafet twice

[@mlpfanboy1701]

MinigunGaming true except the infinite mass puch has temporarily tiered super man out meaning double that force may easily damage him severely.

[@mlpfanboy1701]

[8B] Mebo still when he was cut off from sunlight it nearly killed him, and this is while he was underground, about as close to the earth as you can get.

[@michaelwidodo9006]

This is the real/Realistic list

[@ionkinchan8838]

Me: Why do i hear lavender town music?

[@ExtremeReviewer101]

Wrong Music Choice???

[@angelakrashes869]

OH GOD-

[@cer.0346]

Cuz superman dies

[@angelakrashes869]

@@cer.0346 oh-

[@tickleguy6172]

What about gengar, he/she can just use destiny bond and went Superman wipes out gengar Superman will fall too

[@kdevelopergw]

gengar is a ghost super man can't punch a ghost

[@draconicomega8531]

@@kdevelopergw Heat vision

[@adrian.d.monke616]

Red Boi gengar with a focus sash

[@xavierdestremau5732]

Superman just has to switch out or wait a bunch of turns then use ultra beam :D

[@CourtFool]

You could have said “it” instead of “he/she”

[@metazoxan2]

I like how the first one is the only one kind of legit and the rest just get more and more silly.

[@CreeperUniverseTV]

Ikr :( :)

[@d04lvallier]

The first is completly stupid. Exactly how it is gonna hit Superman when he can fly and doesn't give a shit about turns...

[@metazoxan2]

Aldo Vallier I don't think you understood. It's not that it hits superman it's that after superman hits it it then returns the hit back two fold. So the idea it can beat Superman uses the assumption that superman would go up to a wobafett and just hit it with his world shattering punch. Which is admittably stupid but it could technically work... technically.

[@tyreesilvera2321]

Ya like how it said anything linked to goku can beat superman

[@slayergaming6131]

+Metazoxan Dexall Pokemon universe logic

[@TheAuraGuardian]

Why do you people assume I haven't seen the Goku vs Superman Death Battles? I saw them both when they first released. Also, that fact that there's still people thinking that our picks are serious and are even taking the time to comment arguments against them is hilarious XD

[@cpsoapygirl]

Wouldn't arceus beat superman I mean arceus is basically god but in the Pokèmon universe

[@endlessedgar4576]

Yeah, but the anime is no longer loyal to the games, oh god you´re an idi... ok no; you can clearly see that it was supposed to be very loyal when it first came out, you can also see that the more time it passed the more liberties they took to the point they no longer cared and started doing whatever they wanted. PD: Don´t you have another clip of characters talking about the level of some moves their pokemons can learn other than the one with the kid you use a lot?

[@johnm2345]

+Misty Rogers well superman is pretty much a god too

[@LightningLiger]

the thing is, with pokemon the gods are like greek gods, there are more than one god. ho-oh and lugia are good examples, as well as rayquaza. mew could also be one.

[@thinodatinh8922]

A Ratta could beat it (With a sash at lvl 1) When it's at 1jp use endeavour then quick attack

[@kirkeliseorobles9580]

When kids talk about Dc and pokemon:

[@sunthegamer7433]

When I saw the first pokemon was woobafet I died

[@supermanclarkkent6084]

The Goku Fanboy9000 But to be honest that's the only logical onr on this list.

[@lorddedede7077]

Superman Clark Kent exactly

[@juliusvirtasalo]

Superman Clark Kent ur just mad cuz smeargle can beat ya 😂

[@Inferno_Yuki]

Dialga to time travel and see what's about to happen Infernape calls up goku cos there cousins

[@Zan9k]

(gets punched by arguably the strongest punch in the dc universe)wobbufet: HA HA, i survived with my stretchy peace of plastic!

[@aname6104]

erty16542 - random videos then jirachi wishes him away

[@hippoblob1371]

lol it's not even close to the arguably strongest dc punch

[@hamguy167]

Your going to need a burn heal ba ba ba bang

[@gohanossjz391]

#Logic

[@ronnarongw3259]

Superman: Ifinite mass punch Rattata : Live with focus sash Rattata is slower so he used endeavor Superman: Lives on one hp Rattata: Quick attack Superman: Ded 2. Note: Flail does more damage the lower the users hp Magikarp with Focus Sash Superman : Infinite mass punch Magikarp: Lives one one hp and uses flail Superman: Ded Examples of size doesn’t matter

[@merlitapadida2027]

Ever heard of cas superman :>

[@San_478]

@@merlitapadida2027 one CAS thought removes pokemon universe from existence 😂😂

[@bird5239]

Superman VS Ditto... Who will win? *Ditto used transform!* *Ditto transformed into Kryptonite* Superman: Shit.

[@Up-xb5dr]

superman : I m out

[@m_affiliates]

A wild missingno appeared. Superman: erm... I need a break. Missingno used [6262[¥[62[6¥[5 Šûpêrmãñ fâîńtëd… Missingno: I barely even tried

[@cemeek89]

Awkward Traps small glitch: ditto can transform only into what’s on the field at that time, so if there’s kryptonite on the field already, why transform into it?

[@Umayrica]

Or, y'know, You could just use Perish Song

[@beybladegeekusa7340]

+Sans we dont know if it only effects pokemon

[@heckmelon9818]

Sheer cold, horn drill, fissure, and any One-Hit KO moves

[@Gojira_uz]

Or Destiny Bond.

[@therandomstoryarcofrandomn7509]

Or Saitama.

[@guydooeinfinity]

I'm pretty sure that superman's level is WAY higher than any pokemon, so any ohko move would fail

[@aadyngamingandstuff8648]

"Doesn't.... _Superman_ win?" *Pulls out Glock* He knows too much.

[@lolllol598]

! Nooo[[oooooooooooooo #@÷/_

[@douglasstuffie]

I don’t think sun and moon was out yet but ultra necrozma would eat the sun, which is the source of his powers

[@synxx_0047]

0.42: That Intro Though 🔥🔥🔥

[@fktv3419]

0:42 looks like the yea boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii meme

[@satoshii5505]

I actually thought this was real up until Gigalith.

[@t.h.8400]

The chance for its gems to be actually kryptonite is really low. It's the best Rock-Type imo tho.

[@MexicanCiudadano]

+Tuukka Haapakoski also couldn't superman wear a focus sash or band?

[@nonomen6665]

He wouldn't because he wouldn't know what they were

[@t.h.8400]

+Jose Only Pokémon can carry items like that.

[@Mettalus]

Sorry Superman, you cant wear a sexy sash on your arm and not die in one hit like that punching bag with arms over there. Instead, you get a blue yellow and red suit, a bigass cape and some flying powers. Enjoy.

[@aidanrockwell1218]

The only one that makes perfect sense is Wobbufet.

[@autisticcancer8501]

Yep cus Wyynaut

[@autisticcancer8501]

Yeah and also the #1 made sense

[@LordMoldyButt18]

+TheGamingGamer that was very lopunny

[@petelee2477]

I could see smeagle to except instead of superpower I'd swap it with transform

[@quasnof]

wobbufet's counter woud only hit superman with wobbafet's lifetotal -1 times 2 and not the force of the attack. counter dobles the damage done not the force used.

[@captainbeaver_man903]

That wobafett idea is gold!

[@gottinn7449]

Well what about magikarp? Did you forget....... MAGIKARPS REVENGE!?!

[@bienjerwinceledonio2158]

Oh Yeah! MAGIKARP'S REVENGE

[@bahattinkocak5878]

You wouldn’t whant to be like Ash dad would you

[@ls-wf5di]

Yeah, the base power of magikarp’s revenge is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[@audreybullock6218]

magikarp can kill super man with dumbness

[@SuperKarolinaB]

Why?

[@nolden5115]

Me:I'M looking for a name for my shiny gigalth Me:-watches this video- Me: 0_0 Me:-names gigalth kryptonite-

[@CameronPyro]

Nuclear Nolden that is.... PERFECT

[@aunnobiitsu]

EYLEGETUFEY GREAT NAMEEE DAMNNN SFTHGFGEVJYEGKUok I'll kio

[@sev8710]

There’s 6 of them U need 6 Pokémon in a battle Use the6 Pokémon to beat Superman

[@cactuscian]

Of course!

[@jpraise6771]

Umm am I the only one who saw 666?

[@jpraise6771]

You spawn of Satan

[@goriahto3121]

@@jpraise6771 no i saw it too

[@jpraise6771]

@@goriahto3121 allrighty

[@Gamelogic-mk5qx]

The power of Goku’s new form allows him not to even take any damage by Lillys seeing what the other opponents move is before they can land it.

[@minasion1475]

You know what? Shedninja could probably beat Superman as well, cuz Superman's attacks would be fighting type and shednija would resist.

[@badoem5353]

Sophia Pu, eye lasers are fire. So it hit's

[@dinaloriful]

Or it just turns around... and Superman loses his soul.

[@M3G4T3RR4]

Dina Flakus considering that the pokedex says "it has been said to", and that you, the player character, look at Shedinja's back the whole time it's in battle, I think Superman would be fine.

[@thealmightyqueqlqag5260]

It's probably soul sucking if it intends to do so.

[@cm5061]

no... shedinja wid focus sash lol unable to kill sorta

[@minershrub769]

I watching this video while shiny hunting komala, and when I saw #4 I immediately stopped to go shiny hunt roggenrola.

[@avidwatcher5901]

wait but Diance, " Diance can make *any* kind of crystal form"

[@aykou5859]

T h a t s w h y I t w a s I n t h e v I d e o

[@jbkesselman]

Billyyy boi no they said it was in the video because it made Superman gay.

[@GWTGOTG]

I already knew that pink kryptonite would turn superman gay

[@emerald_flame80]

Pokemon on the list:I don’t know if I should feel praised or humiliated

[@dippydurian]

I've never seen a list so perfect in my life....

[@astrofroot6843]

Gardevoir can just yeet him into a black hole. Problem solved

[@ykchan36]

Bodle Brown im*triggered*

[@TheSillyCroc]

That is if she can grab him

[@lyubot.9138]

I mean he could just fly out of it...

[@TheSillyCroc]

@@lyubot.9138 good point

[@boas7742]

Also superman survived the big bang

[@Mr.Dreamcast]

*What about ditto!!!*

[@dariuscross2946]

MaxMan 2934 Ditto beats everyone :/

[@Ooooo99987]

MaxMan 2934 you are corectt

[@siowmingfeng1925]

Even ditto shapeshifts into superman it cannot have superman powers

[@NeonV01D]

Ditto doesn’t copy health

[@dannywong5619]

Darius Cross not really it can't beat flash because before he copy it can just run and hit it slot and kill it before it transform or Kirby because it suck it when it copy 😂

[@faraby02]

Most of them actually make sense especially the kangaskan one

[@KapnKunk]

the wobuffet reason is the only one that could actually work

[@sushiboy1051]

Exactly

[@davionpeterkin8523]

Brotherhoodgaming abd possibly smeargle

[@astralman]

Except that he has no reason to punch full force, especially when he can use x-ray and heat vision to locate it's brain and disable it's abilities permanently.

[@davionpeterkin8523]

astralman remember, he has no idea what wobbafet(?) Is, and wouldnt know to do that. Or wobafet could use protect to trick superman into thinking it is super powerful, and then use counter when he attacks full force

[@davionpeterkin8523]

astralman or you know, destiny bond

[@daceyreese]

Jessie:*Looks At Her Wobuffet* Wobuffet:*Holds Focus Band* Jessie And James:KILL SUPERMAN NOW.

[@daceyreese]

And Yes The Wobuffet Know Counter

[@DarkLunchbox]

This is so cringey yet so funny and I don't know why

[@bir1si]

Focus sash

[@legitimate8463]

There is a 10% chance of survival with a focus band

[@laserkiwi37]

am I a joke to you

[@lucasboi837]

Smeargle can also do the same thing as wobbufett.

[@papyrusthecool8321]

Goku can beat Superman with ease and here’s how: Superman gets his power from the sun, so Goku can use his instant transmission to teleport Superman into space far away from any sun, punch him hard enough to kill a regular human (easy for him), and teleport back.

[@Noclevernameshere]

Quick thing I'm pretty sure superman only loses his power in the presence of a red sun (or kryptonite I guess) and even if he was he wouldn't lose it all instantly

[@alphachademperorcrimson7818]

@@Noclevernameshere he does lose his power if he's away from the sun for too long idk how long tho

[@esteban8471]

There's two problems with this: 1. Superman has been thrown through a red sun (which drains his powers) and could still fight. 2. Goku does not know how Superman's power works. And even if he did figure it out, he wouldn't do such a tactic.

[@novii22]

Omg. I died of laughter while watching this. xD Omg, "If a Punching Bag and a Rock can beat Superman, then Goku can."!

[@novii22]

Superman's Gay!!

[@pizzarolls7764]

Ur gay u piece of fucking shit

[@AtlasPyro]

+Mighty Clutch Take it easy man, don't be an ass.

[@akirandrake414]

Duh, he could be him in SSJ, now he has a SSG form.

[@fayevaldera5420]

+Akiran Drake (Nightshade) Watch death battle

[@god2667]

Superman:you cant win Professor oak:its not the time to use that

[@rekhagnaik2561]

This is the most infomative video in the history of mankind...😂

[@ibraheemfiraz4361]

Ok the first on is the most reliable theory I've heard so far

[@Kangascloudmedia]

Thanks for having me on! Also... does anyone know where I could find some Kryptonite? I'm asking... for a friend...

[@mitchc.2660]

You were pretty brilliant. I admit it. :P

[@ofanichan]

are you looking for a pink kryptonite so that you can finally make your friend to notice you?

[@plaguegnome]

if you have enough free time, shiny hunt that cryptonyte generator and escavate some from his back

[@edwardlee374]

ur editing style reminds me of matpat

[@swaggin1716]

You know batman?

[@Predator20357]

Can't Aggron eat the man of steel because Aggron can eat metal and superman is the man of STEEL

[@Rei_Sh0]

Predator 20357 hey, that is correct!

[@nuggets2722]

Or aron (superman gets eaten by a puny lil thing)

[@daringnotdoombringer7085]

Or Guzzlord

[@igorsraubishka6196]

Good joke!

[@Mona0629]

Predator 20357 YOU ARE A GENUS

[@sigmastylin8394]

After watching this for the first time 3 years ago I can still find so much enjoyment, thank you Alex and kanga

[@dubiousdeliquite6641]

Its hilarious how many commenters completely missed the point of this video