The Ten Rules of Being a Genwunner

[@shmeht]

Charizard: *breathes* Genwunners: *HE IS SPEAKING THE LANGUAGE OF GODS*

[@blazedultimate]

XD

[@iced-imran1247]

That is just stupid cause Arceus isnt from Gen 1

[@chrisvrains8510]

@@iced-imran1247 "Ben 1" XD

[@lordsiward]

Ok wooper

[@Mynameishassan0]

ImranAnimated r/wooooosh

[@an_annoying_cat]

“The sprites are perfect.” Golbat: **exists**

[@friscobaypelican3153]

Still not a ring of keys.

[@theguy3851]

Golbat: Lelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele

[@zeroclouds9259]

Ivysuar walks out

[@ktdottfc]

Jancy Varghese I guarantee you genwunners would shit on muk if it was a gen 5 pokemon Sorry nostalgia does not make gen 1 Pokemon the best

[@SexyJutsuLover]

Crowbat: *exists harder*

[@mika-kk5vf]

Rule number 11 Fat pikachu is the ONLY pikachu

[@mrwafflez7211]

Ruffert taylor-webb yes

[@boscojokey3829]

i think even non genwunners agree with that

[@polarfire7971]

Zachary Platt boi you getting triggered over a joke XD

[@dvelas1011]

Ruffert taylor-webb yeah

[@jordynisboredyn]

Ruffert taylor-webb LOL

[@_dood]

9:05 "Yeah, I'm a genwunner" The snivy on the shelf:

[@Sadakorka]

yeahhh, but snivy is just cool all around

[@spacebiker69420]

"You may only trade using a link cable." well yeah, nintendo wifi's been dead for 6 years

[@jaya.regalado5086]

That’s the joke

[@jeffloser314]

Jay A. Regalado not really this was made 4 years ago

[@X2011racer]

This also means no wireless communications, so no GBA wireless adapter or DS local communication.

[@superkatz5381]

No you can connect to alternate servers on the 4th/5th generation games to get the online working again

[@payrysdoscs4903]

and I just gave this comment its 500th like! You're welcome, Terrapin!

[@blooperdooper6011]

"A link cable is the safest way to trade your pokemon" *shows the commercial where the pokemon are walking on a link cable tipe rope in between 2 apartment buildings that are probably over 20 feet off the ground* YEAH TOTALLY SAFE

[@therealpablooo]

Rebecca Kaplan there is a forcefield around the link cable so if they fall they will go back on the cable

[@christinafry5167]

exactly.

[@xxscythersidexx249]

What if the forcefield... I dunno... Maybe just... Got teleported away and... Y'know.... The Pokémon fell

[@nevershine9105]

Yup it's totally safe actually, I'd let my 7 year old cousin walk over it

[@mrgachball1246]

I think the wire less one is safer its teleportation

[@goommooster7572]

Genwunners when they see fusion Kyurem: _Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak Pokémon stronger._

[@marixthorn]

Steven universe reference?

[@ghostie4485]

@@marixthorn definitely

[@DrDrao]

But... But... Both kyurem forms are worse than their non-fusion counterparts. Heck B kyurem wasn't even OU for a while.

[@goommooster7572]

Gacha Otaku CZ yep

[@andysnider4593]

Tecnically, in the anime, there was a gen one fusion. Venustoise

[@lukejspf]

I love how he completely ignores the fact that infernape is also in gen 4

[@Terminatereditz]

Yea I know right

[@cathrynidowickett7425]

Yes but annoying

[@daredactedmultiangel]

And lucario

[@Prabs532]

@@daredactedmultiangel I think when he said theres one good pokemon in gen 4 he was talking about Lucario because an arrow pointed at Lucario when he said that

[@End0scrypt]

@@Prabs532 auras favourite Pokémon is actually infernape, not Lucaio.

[@goombatroopa5110]

Aura: Rule 8, you are not allowed to run anywhere Me ( who often flees from wild pokemon): ah shit, here we go again.

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

Me when I heard Rule 8: *looking down at my beer gut* "He says that like it was ever an option in the first place."

[@AgonyOST1998]

You're supposed to never run away from a fight

[@supersonicsandshrew9742]

Ruby Rose Channel#358/2 that is true

[@bellapatch5656]

I never run from battles because IM SoOoOOooOoO UnDeRleVELeD

[@vincenzorafaelsuarez6644]

Here's the change Rule Number 8: You are not allowed to run unless you have running shoes

[@the711devin4]

“Anything Gen 5 is terrible” Sorry I couldn’t hear you, I was vibing to Nimbasa City

[@omcg5061]

And driftveil city

[@flyingscout3205]

gen 5 music hits different

[@abarette_]

@AHMAD RAYYAN BIN ZARFAN NOOR Moe Or actually every fucking town or city theme in this game because they're all amazing. xd

[@coldore6734]

Me:dancing to neo plasma's theme

[@abarette_]

@@coldore6734 Me: dancing to any of the tracks of this game, because there is like 300 that are amazing

[@ohReo69]

are Genwunners basically the pokemon equivalent of boomers?

[@RedAmitie]

Yes

[@titanictnt7476]

Yes.

[@Dragonmongamer]

Lazy Craven Yes

[@Xman34washere]

Yeah pretty much

[@Mickelraven]

Yes! Start saying "ok genwunner" rather than "ok boomer" :D

[@marekptak7729]

"Blissey is just the fatter chansey" Electrode: am I joke to you?

[@yogitagawande6104]

Ikr

[@therandom20000]

It was suppose to be a joke

[@kingalex2215]

Electrode is buffer also has wires?

[@tjgw6906]

Electrode is gen 1 so it doesn't count

[@kingalex2215]

@@tjgw6906 i mean electavire hups

[@mahirxxyz]

"None of the Gen 1 Pokemon had lazy, racist or boring Pokemon" I died

[@uitcha3069]

Jinx, Grimer, Muk, Voltorb, Crabby, Seal, and Dewgong.

[@watertastesgood5578]

Mahir Pervez me too

[@ayoubzaizouni9896]

Mahir Pervez black jynx ;-;

[@ayoubzaizouni9896]

And hounter the sex pokemon and hypno the pesovile

[@moondustshine9381]

what shittyness

[@meowmix0077]

Me (being an idiot): Why is everything Charizard not Lucari- Genwunner: SAY NO MORE!

[@cherrygum3800]

*Perfect designs, perfect sprites* Me: Perfect sprites? But what about Golba- Genwunners: S H U T U P

[@gijoe820]

Ian Mallsoft 1997 Gen 6 jynx: allow me to introduce myself. Gen 1 sprites were the best.

[@fawwe]

And machoke...

[@ramen_noodlez3770]

Srsly tho it looks like its a drunk child in a candy store

[@callistodied]

Did you forget mew?

[@strudel1347]

+Golden Sun they really weren’t...

[@luigisoupp]

I love how he changed his lucario background to charizard 🤣

[@rafaelrivera7594]

True

[@belfordk]

I wish it had the megas

[@tyronegaming818]

@@belfordk eeeww the megas are so unoriginal and it ruined the iconic charizard design

[@belfordk]

@@tyronegaming818 I feel like I can get r/wooooshed if I simply say that ur a genwunner

[@tyronegaming818]

@@belfordk I was joking

[@samofford5919]

TAG: "It's just pink type!" **Marill is on screen**

[@allahhorford3131]

Thats the joke

[@jodesy1]

And gardevoir

[@killingtime8652]

Cookie AC gradevoir has a pink thingy on it’s chest

[@brenyatta]

blazeman2334 It’s actually supposed to be red. It looks pink, but it is red

[@killingtime8652]

Brenyatta oh...I am colourblind

[@joosh6876]

The best thing that was said in generation 1 “ I’ll turn my trusty frying pan.. into a DRYING PAN!”

[@beenv.]

Ender guy 007 That’s my catch phrase

[@Wheeler07]

Actually, that sentence was said in gen 2 during the Mewto Returns special.

[@KoigYT]

That wasn’t gen 1

[@gabrielfarkas257]

"Jelly-filled donuts are my Favorite!"

[@squeed77]

“Running should forbidden in any pokemon game” Sw/Sh: ok

[@Gigacheat]

Hold the joystick

[@magikarpgod9361]

MasterGameGuy1 sorry I’m a little confused on what sw/sh stand for

[@thatoneguynamedrelic0029]

Sword and shield

[@squeed77]

Magikarp God sword and shield

[@squeed77]

mimikyugamer plays Ok whats your point gen 1 had bikes too and so did 2, 3 and im not sure but i think a few others

[@mini-_]

"There were a fair share of down-right terrible Pokemon, like Goomy" Me, who has grown up with Pokemon since gen 1, who thinks Goomy is the best Pokemon and know this video is satire: _And I took that personally_

[@cust_]

"Fusion? Is this freaking YuGiOh?" - Alex 2016

[@gonnadrift1690]

10:43 ... What. Is. The. Freakin stone thing?

[@Bigmanpo615]

Garrett B Its called a Chingling you idiot

[@Account-1536]

Sam White it was a joke you idiot

[@NoraHyrule]

Dominic when does he say that?

[@cust_]

Blue Link he says it at about 15:33

[@glowstonelovepad9294]

If all eeveelutions evolved with a stone: Espeon - Sun Stone Umbreon - Moon Stone Leafeon - Leaf Stone Glaceon - Ice Stone Sylveon - Shiny Stone

[@MrKlausbaudelaire]

And that leaves Dusk and Dawn stone free for 2 more evolutions like ghost and Dragon.

[@allhailpotato960]

I want to see that

[@draguraigaming9612]

To get ghost eeveelution eevee must faint with a a status condition holding a life orb. That would be a great idea.

[@soulhoney1908]

@@draguraigaming9612 very criative

[@gforce3905]

Umbreon must get a stone.

[@PinkGoldAbby]

Iris: *It's because I'm black isn't it-* That line made me drank my spill

[@geometryemperor]

Iris owns a Jynx and a Ludicolo

[@PinkGoldAbby]

@@geometryemperor I don't think you watched the anime pal

[@geometryemperor]

Of course I have not. At least the Gen 5 anime. I just said that because Jynx and Ludicolo are considered racist Pokemon and the scene itself was considered racist.

[@PinkGoldAbby]

@@geometryemperor What scene?

[@ethnictendo]

Don't drink your spills. You'll get lots of germs and gets really sick. 😂

[@Dazzelem]

Lost it at “Is it because I’m black?” Lmao

[@telenet5663]

3:56 Alex: luckily there was one good pokemon that came out of this gen Infernape: am i a joke to you

[@chendror872]

To quote him "the best pokemon they ever made:

[@icychains0127]

sketching studios and luxray

[@jotwins8610]

Yes, yes he is

[@chendror872]

@@jotwins8610 Infernape is Alex's favourite pokemon of all time at least according to his top 10

[@houndrysmagolyteofhope4661]

@@chendror872 I love it too, I hope the insurrecction fan game adds a Cool mega infernape.

[@icepoplol]

*Blissy is just bigger chansey!* Grimer: *sweats*

[@dexthegamer3234]

pokemon that are also sweating, cause they will all evolve into just bigger versions of themselves: -Ivysaur -Pidgeotto -Nidorin Female -Zubat -Poliwirl -Kadabra -Ponyta -krabby -Jigglypuff -Seel -Voltorb -cubone -Likitung -Electabuzz -Bayleef -Quilava -Corphish -Yanma -Bidoof -Cranidos -Buizel -Drifloon -Gabite -Mantyke -Klang -Eelektrik notice how this problem is mostly gen 1 and 2 :p

[@Kormeister]

Grimer: oozes

[@DkKobaADV]

genwunners tend to like gen 2 because gen 2 allowed you to access kanto and also had half the pokemon still be gen 1 and many just expanding on gen 1 pokemon. its gen 3 they tend to start being weirdo haters.

[@lulururu3906]

This is the best sarcastic, overexaggerated video I have ever watched.

[@sjdkdkrmdirkfkdm7683]

Sarcastic? Where?

[@its_clover2]

Him "joining" the genwunner side.

[@aldousali7118]

@@its_clover2 r/woosh

[@samuelidle2541]

Same

[@supervegito2277]

Im curious as to how the wallpaper tasted. ...hope someone gets that one.

[@samanthawhite9904]

Lord Helix: I am the god of pokemon!!! Arceus with grass plate: I'm about to end this mans whole carrer

[@MariOmor1]

Arceus getting his own game and Helix not:

[@Otterifcation]

Does anyone even choose the helix fossil?

[@jeffreygao3956]

I do!

[@PhantomLily1677-]

@@Otterifcation I don’t

[@Gloobus2057]

Bidoof got his own day

[@littlemines6648]

Rule 11 the only thing you say when you are leaving a house, is smell ya later

[@eclipsemewtwo1422]

That's reasonable

[@midnightthoughts2422]

@@lemonperfume9853 me too, but with the spanish version "Me piro vampiro"

[@janiakapoor8611]

That’s a general rule for all Pokémon fans

[@the_apotecary_from_tf2]

B*****

[@ShatteredSquare2]

Jania Kapoor yes

[@darkwolf2622]

"RUN? YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO RUN!" Just how he says it kills me everytime. XD

[@GamingWithCalvin1]

but you can run from pokemon battles in- *get's slapped*

[@superkatz5381]

Genwunner logic: "Pokemon based on sludge, magnets, eggs, and pokeballs? GENIUS!" "Pokemon based on mythical illusion foxes, golems, samurais, and what scientists believe to be the first bird to ever exist? WTF! GAMEFREAK IS RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS!!!!!!!!!!"

[@Scrufloki]

yep

[@anamrezky654]

Yep that genwunner alright

[@fallenbog3063]

By mythical illusion foxes do you mean kitsune?

[@superkatz5381]

@@fallenbog3063 yes

[@ViriatoIH]

Hey, I'm a hardcore genwonner but I love the other pokemon regions too, Kanto and Hoenn (but Kanto more) are my favorite regions, but it doesn't mean I hate/dislike other regions/pokemon. I haven't played any Gen 7 or 8 games, but I like them and I want to get them soon

[@KloEli]

I am rewatching all of alexs videos rn and one thing i realized is that he forgot to mention that there is no such thing as a physical and special split

[@KingKayro87]

RULE 11: There's no such thing as a Physical/Special Split. On that note, there's no such thing as Special Defense. RULE 12: Ghost is weak to Psychic, and Psychic is immune to Ghost. Any other ideas are punishable by death. RULE 13: No other Dragon moves before Dragon Rage. RULE 14: Friendship Evolutions are not a thing. No friendship allowed in this game about...the power of Friendship. RULE 15: The story of Pokemon doesn't matter, and any Pokemon game with a compelling story is non-existent.

[@avatardoom]

RULE 16: There is no post game! Once you become champion all you need to do is complete your dex and grind and grind endlessly. None of that extra content nonsense

[@bomfimrodrigo]

Come on, physical special split really was an abomination. I miss the days Gyarados had powerful surfs

[@ShinyJevex]

Why does this feel like im joining a cult

[@achievedchair17]

You essentially are if you become a genwunner. So, don’t.

[@tentilol]

genwunners are a cult

[@lukeluke459]

Ur right

[@jk3rrr]

Don't! DON'T BECOME A POKE-BOOMER!!!

[@goroufromgenshin57107]

Join the Furry cult. Our saviour is Furret

[@GreninjaGirl]

"There are people who don't even evolve their Eevee with a water, thunder, or fire stone." This is true, as us Galarians have created a method to use the Ice and Leaf stone to evolve Eevee into Glaceons and Leafeons. Anyone seeing this comment has realized Alola is long over, as well. (Wow, this video is old... amazing, but old.)

[@valydendor4472]

That's how you evolve them now?

[@Robin280497]

I never understood why they didn't in the first place. I mean, come on. Leaf Stones were already a thing. (Then again, Sun and Moon Stones were also a thing and that didn't stop Espeon and Umbreon.)

[@theg-maxtoxtricity2709]

How I think it should have always been Flareon-Fire Stone Vaporeon-Water Stone Jolteon-Thunder Stone Espeon-Sun Stone/Dawn Stone Umbreon-Moon Stone/Dusk Stone Leafeon-Leaf Stone Glaceon-Ice Stone Sylveon-Shiny Stone

[@SRI_IRS]

Yes fellow geneighters

[@Error-gz3pp]

The G-Max Toxtricity YAS. IF GAME FREAK DID THAT THEN I WOULD HAVE A BOX FULL OF LEVEL 1 EEVEELUTIONS AND NOTHING WOULD STOP ME FROM DOING THE GYM CHALLENGE WITH THEM

[@sorbetcitron6783]

"Gen 3 is bad" Mudkip : so you have chosen death.

[@deadaccount8054]

Satire

[@beardedglowsquid]

Tim Drake joke

[@deadaccount8054]

@@beardedglowsquid yes

[@dumbass3624]

Gen 8 comes out. Gmax Intelion:Don't u dare talk down on gen 8

[@olly_lmao]

*Spheal loads a shotgun*

[@LRM12o8]

This is just "how to be a boomer" in 10 long extra steps: strongly and vocally reject everything new after your childhood/youth. But it was damn hilarious to watch, respect!

[@barrymckokiner3758]

100000000 percent true

[@ExtremeAce]

"You can't even name your rivals (Insert ASSHAT) anymore" - Genwunners

[@agentblackbird9435]

Ranem Shain You mean Youngster Joey?

[@ExtremeAce]

@Ranem Shain R.I.P. Raticate

[@ExtremeAce]

@NickNormal Cookie Lol, I know. I was just bringing some fun here :P

[@abarelyactiveaccount1114]

I named my Pokémon Gold rival ‘Buffy’ 8D

[@cinnamoone3553]

then you never played Black/White 2

[@diegoxavier9107]

I like how he changed his background to Charizard

[@goroufromgenshin57107]

I hate it.

[@diegoxavier9107]

@@goroufromgenshin57107 *sigh*

[@goroufromgenshin57107]

@@diegoxavier9107 it’s overrated trash. But I’m glad it’s not forever ;)

[@diegoxavier9107]

@@goroufromgenshin57107 My friend, the Charizard background was a joke exclusively for this video, because it's about genwunners. You didn't get it, did you

[@goroufromgenshin57107]

@@diegoxavier9107 I did say I’m glad it’s not forever

[@criesandthrowsuponthefloor608]

Aura guardian: **insults goomy** Half of the fandom: *You messed up, say goodbye.*

[@MariOmor1]

AuraGuardian: insults all non-Gen 1 mons Me, whose favorite mons are the Sinnoh Lake trio: *I'm gonna give you up, always gonna let you down.*

[@Grandflea02]

You mean "Say Goo-dbye

[@justafan9206]

Aura guardian:*insults all post 1, pre sun/moon pokemon.* Me: M I S S I N G N O .

[@kannan07]

Alex:- makes a vids making fun of genwunners Genwunners:-i'm gonna give u up I'm gonna let u down I'm gonna say good bye and desert you

[@MirelurkMaster]

Goomy is my child, if someone hurts him I will kill everyone and then myself

[@miffinXD]

Voltorb: *exists* Genwunners: amazing Seedot: *exists* Genwunners: HORRIBLE! GAMEFREAK IS RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS

[@vincenzorafaelsuarez6644]

Pikachu exists Genwunners said: Wow our true hero Plusle and Minun/Pachirisu/Emolga/Dedenne/Morpeko/Togedemaru/Pawmi, Pawmo and Pawmot exists Genwunners said: A new Pikachu!? NO THANK YOU GAME FREAK

[@somebiteyperson]

AuraGuardian: Garbodor is based on a garbage TheGarbodors:MEGA EVOLVE GARBODORS

[@megapotato2769]

No that was trubbish

[@goldxperiencerequiem]

@@megapotato2769 it was garbodor

[@DeltaPhox]

I know why he didn’t talk about gen 5 It replaced Gen 1

[@justicebatts5574]

Cough cough cough muk cough cough

[@orange7032]

Why do I want this

[@yipitchi]

This would've been amazing for an april fools joke

[@DavidLopez-dh4vu]

Oh trust me, this guy has had way better videos for april fools

[@wienerschnitzel1739]

Yeah, basically every video this guy makes is a joke like this one

[@Gwogobo.]

It is one

[@dunkmaster6490]

When a dude just starts playing Sword an Shield Genwunner: What the Hell are you doing?!?!

[@antoniokralj842]

Nintendo should put label on new games: Its garbage, STAY AWAY!!!

[@jellyace7864]

@Dio Brando i thought you meant soul silver for a sec

[@fluffy698]

person playing galar: playing a great, original game

[@scottrhoads1500]

I was a genwunner.. and then I re-entered the pokemon world thanks to my nephew. Now, I love all of them. I'm evolving more and more. Still catch myself trying to make my teams full of gen 1 but I do stop and switch it up.

[@bomfimrodrigo]

That’s because power creep was another abomination introduced by later gens

[@ilovepiracy7034]

Hey, I spent 5 HOURS shiny hunting for that f**king sandcastle

[@Luke_H.]

this triggers me. are you talking about sandygast or palossand? and its not just a sandcastle either.

[@silvadaicefox3936]

And I spent all my time hacking

[@cebolimhagameplays6740]

Wha- SHINY HUNTING??? *SHINIES DIDN'T EXIST IN GEN 1*

[@bomfimrodrigo]

Miss the times when shiny hunting was just a matter of nicknaming your mon and checking it out in Stadium

[@starshot2476]

"How About The Next Pokemon Games Be Named Pokemon Mars and Jupiter!" Well we do have commander mars and professeor juniper so

[@Gabowsk]

WE ALSO HAVE Commander Jupiter as well... so...

[@VannyBeumer]

Gen 8 is sword and s h i e l d

[@scypio8191]

* professor

[@aidan4529]

How about Sky and Sea

[@aidan4529]

Moose Ears fine Justice and Chaos The two legendaries you ask? Justyvern is a white dragon based on both dragons and bearded dragons, a type of lizard. His wings resemble the scales of justice, he weighs wandering souls and judges them. Second legendary is Chaomera. Its based on a Chimera, it has a lions body but it’s head is that of a eagle, although with rams horns. It’s tail is a snake that bites into a persons soul and poisons the wicked. It attacks wildly and causes chaos wherever it goes.

[@dominicramos6689]

Says that generation one is best and has best Pokemon design Pidgey: literally just a bird Rattata: a rat Krabby: also just a crab

[@harunsenturk401]

Facu_44 growlithe and arcanine: tigers

[@d.n.m323]

Moltres: Literally a chicken. Eevee: A fox

[@mjddm-mov178]

@@facu_4047 more like: Muk: Purple piece of shit

[@falcon_forest4352]

Nathan Swan I am very offended, Moltres is obviously a PLUCKED chicken!

[@corbangonzalez4935]

Voltorb a ball electrode a bigger ball Krabby a crab kingler a bigger crab meowth a cat persian a bigger cat

[@sthn8758]

A wise man once said “If it can be caught in a metal ball by a ten year old,it is not a god”

[@MariOmor1]

So if you catch Arceus in Legends, does Arceus not count as a god because the ball is made of wood?

[@eliaskyriakou6253]

Genwunners after hearing about this: I can’t stay away from Charizard

[@TechnoArpan]

@@MariOmor1 Tbf, it's explicitly stated in Arceus that he's only leaving a portion of his power with us. In the form of an Avatar. Which we catch

[@Mynameishassan0]

If it’s revived from the ancient past tho

[@loosygoosy]

I love how this whole thing is about making fun of genwunners

[@magicmaniac6816]

You are a disgrace And should be disappointed with your actions

[@loosygoosy]

@@magicmaniac6816 its good that I'm not.

[@jaya.regalado5086]

Magic Maniac I hope your joking 😂

[@Nos3y]

I don’t think this should be called “making fun of”.Thats kinda harsh.

[@jaya.regalado5086]

Trainer Zoe I mean they kinda deserve it

[@Inters3ct]

2,066 people don't understand sattire.

[@parfate1383]

Says the genwunner

[@gengarzilla1685]

Genwunner or not, it's true. Way too much thumbs down.

[@EWOODJ]

Maybe it's the Genwunners feeling insulted knowing this is a joke and not the real thing.

[@vipahhn00dle30]

Or its just a prank bro.

[@rameball]

Inters3ct Gaming they are probbaly 99% just haters

[@dul3823]

"A fusion?! Is this freaking YuGiOh?!" I died xD

[@fanathan18]

Dule Clash I'm trying to remember what that card was called. XD How do you spell it? Polymerization? Botched the spelling, but eh.

[@StrawHatGyro]

why not dragon ball z there's fusion there too and there is no running there there's flying and walking

[@henriquecarballoaranha9100]

FUSION IS JUST A CHEAP TACTIC TO MAKE WEAK POKEMON STRONGER!

[@toastedandroasted7771]

+Henrique Carballo Aranha lel dat Steven Universe refrence

[@roxasrose9868]

I think he should have said "A fusion?! This is't Digimon?!"even though Digimon season 4 was pretty good.

[@arsenelupin1854]

I agree about rivals, in gen 1 and 2 it really feels good to kick their asses, but in gen 3 onwards you really feel bad on beating them, good thing in Gen 8, Bede is introduced as an asshole rival

[@alfalldoot6715]

Even then Hop and Marnie are actually good characters too. Game Freak struck a good balance with the rivals in gen 8.

[@ShibuNub3305]

I’d argue that Rivals truly became bad in generations 5 onward. Wally and Barry had nice dispositions but their battles were still difficult and their AI wasn’t completely braindead. It wasn’t as satisfying as beating a jerkass into the ground but the fights were fun.

[@jeffreygao3956]

@RTYGH62 eevcario Nah, Digimon is a friend!

[@qcaggro]

Personally, I really liked the approach Black and White took with their rivals. I thought the balance between Cheren's likeness to Wally or Barry and Bianca's more naive and laid-back approach was really neat. The fact that they also reflected the main themes of truth and ideals was an amazing touch as well. On top of that, N is arguably the most developed rival in all of Pokemon's history, clearly trying to do good, allowing the the same assurance as with the more friendly rivals, yet still doing something completely in the wrong, allowing you to feel as badass as you do for beating up the earlier dickbag rivals in Gens 1 and 2.

[@teratrillionz]

He even commits felonies like Silver

[@Ewremen]

Wait Does that mean Genwunners can’t run from wild Pokémon Because rule 8 They can’t run..

[@theepicgreninja5423]

Kitsune _Super (plays ilimunati music )

[@sharingheart13]

You can bike away from wild Pokemon.

[@SiddharthShenoy]

They may have outsmarted you, but you outsmarted their outsmarting.

[@Ewremen]

The Genwunners tried to outsmart us, but I outsmarted their outsmarting

[@dogogamer4180]

OH S***

[@leegaming4854]

5:58 Alex: You know, they should’ve just called this the Pink type. That’s all it is. Marill: Am I a joke to you? Alex: Yes, you’re not a gen 1 Pokémon. Edit: Holy crap I didn't expect this to get 400 likes. Thanks!

[@Jack_OutsideTheBox]

And gardevoir

[@Jack_OutsideTheBox]

Gardevoir is green and white

[@goroufromgenshin57107]

@@Jack_OutsideTheBox it does have that pink triangle

[@MariOmor1]

Grimmsnarl

[@nobletiger74]

@@goroufromgenshin57107 it’s red

[@professormudkip702]

No not you! You were the chosen one you were suppose to destroy the Indigo Counsel, not join them!

[@BraedanDM20084]

Star War Reference ;)

[@nosferatu2613]

I loved you!

[@velimirmisanovic8647]

@@nosferatu2613 *Agony voice intensifies* I HATE YOU!!!!

[@ralseiprinceofthedark4867]

I heard you like mudkipz

[@professormudkip702]

@@ralseiprinceofthedark4867 It true. All of it.

[@LerryLaSimp]

I feel like genwunners are the flat earther's of pokemon

[@drjtyson]

AuraGuardian: All Eeveelutions should evolve with a stone. GameFreak when making Sword/Shield: okay

[@soulhoney1908]

Except sylveon

[@kylojett]

“Recently converted genwunner” *has a big snivy plush in on the shelf*

[@Gnolte]

No genwunner can like snivy because an level 5 Snivy defeated ash pikachu

[@jaschabull2365]

He said it wasn't his. Clearly, he was in the house of a heretic whose unholy, gen-5-'mon-containing home he was about to commit arson on, for his own good!

[@chasenicastro2287]

Hmm, if only they made a joke about that

[@kylojett]

@@chasenicastro2287 if only

[@ANYA.RIZALI]

nyan

[@impelledcinnamon5736]

Video: is satire and jokingly says “gen 5 sucks” Genfivers: I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT

[@pigglepix]

I am kinda a Genfivesixsevener.

[@monkeyfishnose5749]

i am a genwuntwothreefourfivesixseveneighter

[@joranjansen8670]

The new comments are mostly real genwunners who don't understand satire.

[@EmmyBlubonic]

I'm sort of a gensixseveneighter

[@Patchouli.Knowledge.]

I'm a Genaller (aka a normal fan)

[@RedRum1347]

One does not simply, ''become" a genwunner, it comes from being born in the late 80s, early 90s and living through the craze of the original 151. It's mostly about good childhood memories and looking back on gen 1 with nostalgia.

[@TwinergyGaming]

Goomy is love, Goomy is life! Genwunners will never understand Goomy's greatness!

[@spider-manw]

Twintendo Twintendo I am a genwunner myself but still play gen 3 and 4

[@-sparklegaming-6485]

Twintendo Yes they never will

[@daedinton]

Twintendo DISAGREE YOU CALL THAT A DRAGON TYPE MORE LIKE A BUG TYPE THAT SHOULD AT LEAST EVOLVE INTO A BUG DRAGON TYPE

[@voidlooksback]

Twintendo Gen 7 for LIFE

[@mordi9286]

Twintendo Yay! Your here!!

[@wharknut]

"They should just call this the pink type" *half the pokemon on screen aren't pink*

[@v3ngeful_fork]

Stuffed Star half of the Pokemon on the screen ARE pink

[@ALNYTheGreatScientist]

Don't be a glass half empty person

[@overdrive-thesunlightyello2942]

Actually only gardevoir isnt pink

[@GoodNeutralEvilChaos]

Dragon of death Animations what about that blue mouse?

[@GoodNeutralEvilChaos]

Stuffed Star wait, does that mean Pinkachu is a fairy type?

[@neonishere123]

"At this point they should just re name it the pink type" Ah yeah my favorite pink pokemon, marill

[@L1am21]

why is a water mouse a fairy?

[@haters3327]

Togepi...

[@thefatemolga2449]

Gardevoir

[@Arabian_Assassin]

i used to be a genwunner but when i saw gameplays of pokemon ruby soulsilver and black 2 your boi evolve to genanything (cuz you love any gen)

[@AA-ve5qp]

I'm not a genwunner but that rival thing is 100% true

[@dillondonohoe967]

so true

[@zavierhalloran1845]

FireBolt 25 Yes, indeed.

[@Kubasama_]

B-But Hugh.. he was cool.. better design than Blue.. imo.. don't hurt me

[@kingdedederealnotclickbait3125]

actually I quite liked the kind of rivalry shared between the player, Bianca and Cheren in bw, but yeah the gen 6 rivals were shit

[@Mario87456]

Dana Harris agreed the rival battles in gen 6 were complete shit personally though Barry is my favorite rival. (The gen 4 games were my first pokemon games)

[@rltb_riley]

“Lord helix” has a 4X weakness to grass.

[@enjoyerofmilk]

All hail the mighty Lord helix

[@berkay4903]

Can anyone explain helix and dome calling god can anyone say that

[@jellyace7864]

@@enjoyerofmilk OH HAIL YEAH

[@Firespiritspartner]

natgal there are no gods only mon

[@mimimikail2603]

God doesn't do drugs.

[@MatiNuva1724]

"Fusion?! Is this fricking YGO?!" *cough cough* Venustoise

[@venusaurmega003]

Venustoise is the true Almighty God of Pokémon

[@FirecatIsRat]

Now, we don't talk about that...

[@LadyUsername]

zapmolcuno is a thing, ya know

[@MatsudaTheFunny]

"The first Generation have the best pokemon" Grimer and Muk: V o m i t Oddish: Plant Spearow and Pidgey: Bird Golden: f i s h🐬 Voltorb and electrode: A pokeball Geodude: rock and hands 🗿 Crabby: Crab Mankey and Primape: Monke Meowth: Cat

[@SilentBudgie]

In defense of gen 1: bulbasaur, vulpix, gyarados, charizard, snorlax, pikachu, mewtwo. I rest my case.

[@williamreynolds9461]

arcanine

[@MatsudaTheFunny]

@@SilentBudgie in defense of gen 5: Samurott, The other startes, solosis the legendary, blitze, oshawoot, the three monkes, Sandile,

[@SilentBudgie]

@@MatsudaTheFunnyAll three gen 5 starters are okay. It's the only generation after 1 that didn't have any sucky starters. I also really like the sandile line. But the monkeys are the worst.

[@sbirk3946]

*Golden*

[@shadwoah]

14:49 I'm not exactly a genwunner but I know for a _FACT_ that Alolan dugtrio should be thrown into the dungeon that they accidentally dug to.

[@yeon_ster]

That should honestly just be a thing all Pokémon fans agree with

[@zacharycondon1098]

I love alolan dugtrio

[@arcanine0083]

Alolan Persian needs to be thrown in ditch it is mah least favorite Pokémon cuz its ugly and Nanu’s was OP

[@Emily12471]

Ehh well it does have a good reason for it pele's hair

[@johnbailey5835]

@@arcanine0083 you think nanu's persian was OP? Try battling cynthia or red (not gen 7 red, they nerfed him so much its ridiculous) Then see who has OP pokemon

[@travishenry3307]

"For the love of Helix!" "What about Arceus?" "If he can be caught by a ten year old in a metal ball, he is not a god!"

[@jameswallace1926]

All hail our saviour Helix

[@ytpyri3242]

John Doe MMJTV in here

[@caseymather1957]

John Doe hail Lord helix

[@wolfprook2689]

Jimmy Wallace helix is dump

[@jar_knight]

I will escape this blasphemy

[@gabriely3590]

lmao I'm allergic to genwunners. nice video.

[@TheAuraGuardian]

Thanks :)

[@gabriely3590]

Keep up the good work AuraGuardian! :)

[@deathxanamon7211]

TheAuraGuardian are you making this video as a joke? cuz if it is then it's funny as hell

[@personwithasaltlamp]

I am an anti genwinner

[@personwithasaltlamp]

I mean I do not have pokemon but I have pokemongo

[@XmortoxX1990]

There might be not as many Genwunner now, but this video still cracks me up even today XD

[@jeffreygao3956]

I think someone needs to take down the Genfifers.

[@AGZhark]

@@jeffreygao3956 Don’t forget 4

[@randommac5427]

90% of people doesn’t get that this video was made as a joke

[@rochobocho2098]

90% of People dont understand that gen1 is The best generation

[@giovannipalomera4275]

I'm pretty sure they do because of the end of the video dumbass

[@Bombasticskittler209]

Dea Razernifs 100% of Dea Razernifs don’t know how to use the word don’t.

[@sabbath275]

@@giovannipalomera4275 How about you read people's comments before you call someone a dumbass... Dumbass 😂😂

[@randommac5427]

Antony Pastor lol stfu no one care about spelling this is KZbin

[@WilliametcCook]

2:48 is about when I realized this video is _a joke._

[@WilliametcCook]

3:14 also helped.

[@ladyarmourlapras]

13:53 was when I finally cracked XD

[@puertoricangreninja2685]

William1234567890123 Cook lol

[@ninjabun1341]

No its the truth I'm a venwunner now because of it

[@DigitalAshTCG]

lol. Sweet Doge pic.

[@epiccake7781]

I know this is a joke but it still kinda triggers me XD

[@TheAuraGuardian]

Maybe there's a Genwunner in you trying to get out :D

[@ryukthedarkrai4259]

TheAuraGuardian Oooooh. A video where TheAuraGuardian mocks genwunners? I must watch this and subscribe immediately!

[@cikachai2173]

TheAuraGuardian i support u 100%. cause im genwunner to.

[@angelicatwilt2702]

im so triggered right now

[@voidlooksback]

TheAuraGuardian #TeamLitten 4 life also Genfive is awesome

[@micahjj]

this video is a classic I make sure to come back and watch it whenever I'm feeling a little down or just feel like watching it again =)

[@DatOrangeNinja]

All of these high amount of dislike from people who didn't understand the video it was a joke though....

[@bukaitlin]

YES someone agrees!

[@AsterLotus]

@Levi Wurgler He actually likes Gen 5, this video is completely a joke.

[@sebas9327]

0rang3n1nj4 I don’t know what to say, but I, still agree idk lol

[@ILiekFishes]

Y U hev 2 be mad, iz just prenk

[@videomakermiller8188]

i hate that this video was a joke genwunners have fellings to

[@mrmochii407]

Arceus:i created Lord Helix Alex: *I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY*

[@FezSaturn]

Arcoos*

[@zareffarhaan6106]

@@FezSaturn *man of culture right there*

[@crouchingcape6930]

Yep and also pokemon talk's Bird Jesus

[@drfirefly08]

Zaref Farhaan He is indeed one

[@lordhelix3285]

How can my son create me, you bafoon

[@armandomendoza7371]

"Fusion!? IS THIS FREAKING YU-GI-OH!?!" This had me laughing the shit out of me

[@MaggieFox45]

The title could be “Ten Rules of being an Idiot Pokémon edition”, and it’d still work 🤣

[@donaldhelsel3848]

Misty slapped Ash's face so hard it turned red in the Japanese version when they first met

[@JoshuaMiguelARoa]

😏

[@jeffreygao3956]

Serena: You’ll die for that mermaid tomboy!

[@ExtremeAce]

Fu-Fusion? Is this freakin YuGiOh????? LOL XD Died crying :P

[@its_clover2]

DNA splicer.

[@natetso3307]

My personal ten rules on being a genfiver that I follow when defending my favorite generation. 1. Accept that Pokémon such as Garbodor, Klingklang and Vanilluxe are not incredible designs by any stretch, but remember that they were designed to be derpy and/or unorthodox to shake up the series. 2. Defend against the hypocrisy of the Genwunners when they attack the aforementioned Pokémon with examples like the Grimer and Voltorb lines 3. Praise the excellent story of the games, particularly the cohesion between the first games and the sequels, the legitimate moral arguments brought up by Team Plasma, the super complex character of N. It’s also good to mention how characters normally regulated to one-time appearances of no importance, such as the Gym Leaders, get to step into the limelight and grow to an extent. 4. Always remember that Gen 5 had the most Pokémon of any generation, with a vast and diverse cast of pocketmonsters, the stand outs of which became instant classics, and for good reason, and that every reasonable person could find a Pokémon to enjoy in the generation. 5. Remember the blessing of reusable TMs that Generation 5 gave to the world of Pokémon. 6. Always have a list of five Pokémon prepared that are undoubtedly good and fairly unique from Generation Five, and that even the blindest of genwunners will have a hard time forming a coherent argument against. (Zoroark, Hydreigon, Haxorus, Golurk, and Volcarona are some of my go-tos) 7. Worship only the holy trinity of Zekrom, Reshiram, and Kyurm, and the original dragon of which they are, despite their might, but fractions. 8. One shall forgive those of Team Plasma who fought against the corruption of their own team and followed N, the true King, into the light. 9. One must acknowledge that every Gen has its strengths and weaknesses, including your own. One must rise above the blind hatred of those who close themselves off from others, and not let oneself be drawn into arrogance, rage, and hypocrisy by their spiteful words. We must be better, as our generation is. 10. And if you need to vent about something you can always bitch about the complete and utter lack of good Gen 5 Megas :)

[@aurelioboi]

Nate TSO gen 5 got one fucking mega. I was so pissed

[@natetso3307]

Deepthony Cutstano I know, right?! Not to mention it was freaking Audino, and not one of the many other awesome Pokémon from Gen 5.

[@dragonslayer6636]

how can you not mention our lord and savior Bisharp

[@natetso3307]

Dragon Slayer Because there’s too many awesome Pokémon and I wanted to limit it to five, so I couldn’t bring him up. It was a hard choice.

[@dragonslayer6636]

fair enough

[@MeteoraZero]

Opinions on the Magnemite line: Magnemite is my favorite pokemon. Magneton is one of the laziest pokemon ever made. Magnezone is a good final evolution

[@Mr.Feather130]

Magnezone is dope especially how it used to be op in gen 4's competitive play

[@99wins31]

Garbodor Genwunners needing proof that Game Freak is running out of Ideas: “I can milk you”

[@metageek7878]

seriously this would be perfect for April fool's

[@TheAuraGuardian]

I have something else planned for April Fools ;)

[@metageek7878]

TheAuraGuardian​ ok, still had that kind of vibe

[@BlazIngFlar]

Looking forward to it

[@Wet_n_Soft]

Randy Johnson hello father

[@tricke8814]

Randy Johnson, yes

[@just0_]

Glaceon and Leafeon in gen 8: now we DO evolve with a stone.

[@just0_]

@impeller speed yea

[@MrKlausbaudelaire]

That was kinda dumb of Gen 8 because they created this wild area with changing weather everyday, they could’ve used it to evolve eevee. Level up past 25 or such in a snowstorm of harsh sunlight and BOOM, Glaceon or Leafeon.

[@soulhoney1908]

@@MrKlausbaudelaire but you know genwunners doesn't like method evolution

[@superrequin2980]

@@soulhoney1908 Genwunners won't get Gen 8 games anyways

[@soulhoney1908]

@@superrequin2980 well good

[@jbreguet]

I love how he changed his background to charizard instead of lucario because he is now a genwunner

[@lobster3991]

Solgaleo,the majestic beast Genwunners:UGLY UNCREATIVE GAMEFREAK IS RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS A rock with arms Genwunners:oh my god..so beautiful and creative

[@icychains0125]

Garbodor Genwunners: game freak is running out of idea's... LITTERAL TRASH muk Genwunners: BEAUTIFUL *totally not just toxic waste litteraly also trash*

[@jzargo2187]

Magnemite, literally two magnets with a screw and an eye: Genwunners: *SO CRE4TIVE11!1!!1!1!* A keyring with keys and eyes: Genwunners: WOW gamefreak is trash they're running out of ideas

[@jzargo2187]

@Jancy Varghese Right. Because a rock with arms, a magnet, and a pokeball are all such brilliant designs for pokemon that it can't ever be done again.

[@toehoe9776]

@@icychains0125 garbodor if existed could save us by eating all the plastic bags

[@supersonicsandshrew9742]

How dare you insult geodude and compliment a stupid cat

[@C.Ezra.M]

6:31 But Gardevoir is unable to learn Fairy Wind!

[@juicebox9300]

(Sad R34 noises)

[@ThedHomie]

“Leafeon and Glaceon evolve with rocks” Galar, 2 years later: Me: well this didn’t age well

[@abarette_]

lmaoooo they're evolving with stones in SwSh aren't they?

[@ThedHomie]

mop plop, yup you use a leaf stone on Eevee to evolve it to Leafeon and an ice stone to evolve Eevee into Glaceon in SwSh

[@abarette_]

@@ThedHomie wow... That's sad. I guess other Pokémon like Nosepass, Magneton, or Charjabug are evolving with a Thunder Stone?

[@ThedHomie]

mop plop, yup there’s no magnetic field in Galar. So, they replaced the magnetic field for the thunder stone

[@abarette_]

@@ThedHomie damn that's somehow sad. xd

[@Anson.....]

2:03 yes oh god the best gen 1 hitmonchan sprite ever

[@Lushy2904]

“Generation 5 is the worst gen of Pokemon!” Me: But Ghost Chandelier...

[@nene4658]

Its my fav pokemon :(

[@Br_eden_LL]

@@nene4658 same

[@literallyjustevan]

I feel I'm one of the few people who like Vanilluxe

[@sharebear2103]

@@literallyjustevan I love vanneuxe and garbodar think bout me

[@mr.wonderfulwisdomouswonde2991]

@@sharebear2103 I don't know why people hate them they are good pokemon that fit with the new york theme

[@chloeprice9649]

Me: Gen 3 wasn't THAT bad... Genwunners: *You talkin mad shit for someone in Charizard distance* (I realize it's a joke)

[@sadige92]

Your satire is next level I realized the video was about to go left what you brought up grimer and Muk

[@teamawesomeness7137]

the fairy-type isn't based on tinkerbell. the fairy-type is based on eastern fairies. also, if smaug were a pokémon, smaug would be able to learn poison-type moves like smog (though tinkerbell would still be immune due to being steel-type) and fire-type moves like flamethrower (to which tinkerbell would be weak for the same reason)

[@GoldWheels]

"all Eevees should evolve with a stone, and these guys evolve with...a rock?" Isn't that basically the same thing?

[@Harveytron]

*Looks at rock and ground types

[@richardgibson8403]

GoldWheels it’s not a boulder, it’s a rock!

[@saradavis49]

That's the joke, dear.

[@Land_Lord_77]

No

[@BURNTOASTSR]

GoldWheels that was the joke r/wooosh

[@zeeivee6399]

I would much rather evolve my Eevee with love and care that shove a stone down its throat.

[@nathanschubert3048]

touching it to their forehead actually seems to be the way to do it.

[@nerdnation1076]

Nathan Schubert Nah. Its a Pokemon Fact, Shoving a razor sharp rock down an Eevee's throat will make it 5 times better then a simple tap.

[@vifurawa2715]

ZeeIVee I know...

[@crimsonbunnyscratch1332]

sylveon will always be the unnecessary power house of eevees

[@zeeivee6399]

Umbreon best eevee no contest

[@ExtremeAce]

I'm not a Genwunner but I can say without hesitation that Blue and Silver were the *BEST* rivals. Blue: Not just because of being a jerk, he was an actual rival who is always ready to laugh at you and is also a challenging rival ( I am looking at you Alakazam). And yeah, the concept of your Rival really being strong by becoming the League Champion is totally AWESOME.. No complains. Silver: OH GOD what can I not say 'bout Silver. He was probably supposed to be a villain and always looked for an opportunity to bang you down. Being of an adamant and cruel nature, he decides to thwart everyone in his way, even Team Rocket. He was a thief but gradually after getting defeated by Lance, he started understanding about Pokemon and their bonds with their trainers. Keeping that in mind, he still aims to be the best trainer and always is ready to knock you down. Barry and Hugh weren't bad either, Barry was also a hasty rival who always aimed at being better than you and all. He always used to be one step ahead of you and wanted to crush you down every time. Hugh was kinda very AWESOME. He is my 3rd favorite rival . Due to his sister's Purrloin being stolen by Team Plasma, he aims to get stronger and stronger. On spotting Team Plasma anytime, he is totally OUTRAGED and gets ready to crush'em badly. Also, he always battles against you to test himself so he could get stronger.

[@SpicyCannoli]

when you said Silver looked for new opportunities to bang you I just imagined him *banging* you. As in fucking, lmao

[@ExtremeAce]

@@SpicyCannoli LOL XD. Although I said **knock** not *bang*

[@SpicyCannoli]

@@ExtremeAce Silver: OH GOD what can I not say 'bout Silver. He was probably supposed to be a villain and always looked for an opportunity to bang you down.

[@ExtremeAce]

@@SpicyCannoli Oops sorry. :P

[@SpicyCannoli]

@@ExtremeAce Hahaha it's chill

[@austintome]

“These eeveelutions evolve with a rock” and “is this freaking YU-GI-OH” really got me.