5 Sentries vs All Bosses

[@zombiebombiegombie]

Maurice finally has a definitive defeat, and Cerberus (literally) stomps the competition for once

[@borggeddude]

maurice is most broken

[@snappee]

What a complete turn-around!

[@commenter621]

Army of husks defeated maurice everytime and also minotaur

[@emmettemmett4307]

And Gabriel final loses for once (at least from what I’ve seen)

[@wasdwazd]

Hard countered

[@he3004]

10:32 gabriel stops to taunt the sentry knowing damn well the object won't be able to steady it's aim in time

[@ilpi7216]

Foolishness machine, foolishness!

[@soro196]

he's a bully 🥺😭

[@caiohenriquesantiago3939]

That shit has gotta be personal

[@kirpich13]

"BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!" the 5 sentries in my pocket:

[@Tanyscolagreus_enjoyer]

"BEHOLD! THE POWER OF 5 SENTRIES!" The spare change in my pocket:

[@juniarhalim7009]

“BEHOLD THE POWER IF SPARE CHANGE!” The twin snakes in my pocket:

[@Lego-Android16]

@@juniarhalim7009”BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE TWIN SANKES” The gutterman in my pocket:

[@joniplays4569]

@@Lego-Android16 "BEHOLD! THE POWER OF GUTTERMEN" The knuckleblaster in my pocket:

[@humanbeing301]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@joniplays4569”BEHOLD! THE POWER OF KNUCKLE BLASTER” The Guttertank in my pocket:

[@alkamstardust]

0:58 The sentry was so afraid of how much Cerberus hard counters it, it started shaking from fear!

[@BLOOXEY]

The problem is that that the sentry is an 100% offensive enemy (they don’t care about damage or distance) but Cerberus is a 50% of defense and 50% of offense

[@benbot0733]

That rematch on the first V2 fight was honestly just an execution by firing squad

[@whatgoeshere24]

man what if v2 had a special arm that disabled sentries???? is he stupid?

[@АнтонГаврилов-ц8е]

​@@whatgoeshere24 He watched too many brainrot ultrakill videos and forgot

[@thymecrafter]

@@whatgoeshere24he didn’t just whiplash onto v1 to stop his fall so yes

[@cognisentnt8613]

​@thymecrafter you say that as if V2 isn't explicitly heavier than V1 (heavier plating)

[@thymecrafter]

@@cognisentnt8613 yeah fair enough

[@BlackoutBlakeOfficialYT]

Dude, that second Cerberus coming in at the end and demolishing that poor sentry with a dodgeball from hell was absolutely PERSONAL and you cannot tell me otherwise.

[@Jack-mt3fw]

“…Oh my god- shut the FUCK UP! I’M TRYNA SLEEP!”

[@Apollos_vice]

He must have stolen his girl 😂

[@proguyisaprorlly4949]

he saw the sentry shoot his friend’s balls so he gave the sentry his big ball

[@Stryfe52]

Wanna talk about personal? Look at that Insurrectionist stomping the *LIFE* outta one poor sentry

[@tvhaha361]

@@Stryfe52 He does that to everyone. so it cant be personal

[@Pixelflame5826]

Gabriel: "BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL" The 5 Sentries: Behold, the power of .50 BMG to your chest cavity.

[@jimbocraggins]

gabriel: what? how can this be? bested by these- these things?!? you insignificant FUCKS! this is not over!!!1!1!2!111 *fucking dips*

[@seasuper3402]

Gabriel: "How can this be?" Sentry: "bro I'm literally a gun with legs"

[@Teaukai]

@@seasuper3402gabriel: "bested by this… by this… thing…"

[@skoonify]

@@Teaukai sentry: "skill issue lmao lmao lmao imagine no shockwave attack"

[@xogleeztastexd583]

Daddyissues : You insignificant FUCK

[@monngo838]

"You know what this team needs? Five more snipers"

[@Streetcleanergaming]

Every payload Match ever

[@quantummelody2959]

*G'DAY*

[@Your_local_reaper_leviathan]

_"G'DAY"_

[@Nonname_From_The_Internets]

Every 2Fort match be like:

[@TheAbek2]

"THANKS FOR STANDING STILL, WANKER"

[@J_The_J]

that cerberus fight was just straight up mean to the sentries lmao

[@SkillfulhandZ]

fr they didnt even get a chance to shoot him

[@fenicemaster6310]

@@SkillfulhandZ welll, they've shot once at least

[@spantomdancandinho4617]

did you see the minos prime one? he did so many stomps that only one sentry could shot one time at him and it didnt even do that much damage

[@absoultethings4213]

considering they always lose I think they really wanted a W to their name this time, and therefore obliterated them

[@Tobunal6969]

0:55 no way that sentry got the 1000 yard stare and started shivering 😭

[@Glaggle625]

1000 Webcam Yard Stare

[@Wadetata]

Gabriel’s second fight had a very huge clutch at the end

[@JunoTheSpongey]

hey don't i have you added on steam?

[@ronnoc_0999]

@@JunoTheSpongeyLMAO I have him added on steam too I was just about to say the same thing

[@JunoTheSpongey]

@@ronnoc_0999 oh lol, did you also meet him on the jaket discord?

[@infiniminer7677]

he got in a little taunt before he killed the last sentry, that one was personal

[@anormalgreenslime6843]

Same with ferryman

[@RandomBoiGo]

are we gonna forget the fact that the sentries were actually able to kill the corps of king minis and not stand there like every other

[@TheonetruedogTheDog]

“And the Minotaur has almost finished the job, only sentry left, BUT WAIT, HERE COMES THE STRAY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR”

[@TheCombine1130]

mandjtv refrence? with rayquaza

[@dooplon5083]

​@@TheCombine1130no iirc it's a general wrestling reference

[@frostythesnowmanlol]

*BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIN*

[@Idkman58053]

​@@frostythesnowmanlolwrong type of chair buddy

[@StriderSquadronAwacs]

@@frostythesnowmanloldmc fans saying the same joke over and over again

[@splooge1428]

"I've never had a fight like this before!" No, you certainly have not

[@gdgratixx5856]

I just wanna say that your videos are very entertaining. No stupid intro or commentary just straight to the point

[@Russo_Von_Carnificia]

Looking at that one Elden Ring youtuber

[@HuneeBruh]

@@Russo_Von_Carnificiawhich one?

[@ponponpatapon9670]

@@HuneeBruh exactly

[@HuneeBruh]

@@ponponpatapon9670 what?

[@mirroreduniverse9044]

Those sentries were very polite for letting Gabriel get to his second phase

[@pancakesareawesome3121]

Gabriel: ive never lost a fight, nor ever have come close Also Gabriel: loses to a regular enemy that typically hide behind a dozen others

[@thymecrafter]

tbf they hurt

[@astropixel7853]

4:49 "What?.." "How can-" *Explodes*

[@TheSyntheticAbomination]

This battles are fun, but also put into perspective how letal enemies are and how much of a menace V1 is

[@Mannco.orange]

They definitely aren’t the most accurate as I don’t think Maurice solos almost every enemy in the game

[@duckfromtlensk2037]

I think it would be absolutely crazy if V2 did a chargeback on those sentries

[@segadoeswhatnintendont]

Conclusion: SWAT squads are a good way to deal with dangerous criminals.

[@onionman8668]

And a firing squad is ewen better

[@amkc8479]

When Minos Prime teleported across the entire arena to reach that sentry i felt that

[@elcanaldelaboina.8724]

Lol

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

Ferryman vs Sentries was so close. If the fifth one had made it up there instead of dying to a lightning bolt I bet they'd have won. Edit: Apostate Gabe vs Sentries was close too. That rotating swords circle is brutal.

[@lustynairu]

Honestly, Ferryman vs Sentries is unfair af because blue guy had extra time to deal with green guys one by one

[@fivepandas1]

They 100% would have won if it weren't for the cameraman putting them up one by one rather than blinding enemies and doing them all. Ferryman is an INSIGNIFICANT FAKC!

[@999B89]

in that minos fight it so looks like he knew that shockwaves counters the sentries cause he just kept spamming crushes and only got shot once

[@The-toast]

A list of bosses you can reasonably outdps, featuring a MW3 sniper

[@Conventil]

the sentry CAN defeat the cancerous rodent

[@wyamu]

Finally... Maurice was defeated! 😭🙏

[@GreatOne-cj7gt]

He also got vanquished by Minotaur

[@wyamu]

@@GreatOne-cj7gt minotaur sacrificed his life for this tho

[@Zach-cn4lb]

They were robbed in the Ferryman fight. Should’ve just dragged him down to them instead of bringing each sentry up individually so he could kill them one at a time

[@ineophobe]

funny grabby hand doesn't work on enemies that weren't spawned with the arm

[@PEIIIKA]

​@@ineophobeCould've turn on blind enemies for a minute.

[@thepizzaman6310]

​@@ineophobe What about temporarily disabling infighting, dragging the sentries up, and then turning it back on?

[@ineophobe]

true I didn't think about that

[@KrisBREAD]

@@thepizzaman6310 or better yet have 5 other sentries waiting at the top, that are frozen until Ferryman jumps to the top and then unfreeze the sentries at the top. The bottom 5 sentries maybe wouldn't have to be erased, since at the 7:27 mark we see all, but 1 sentry running around and not actively fighting. Basically have 10 sentries spawned, but only have 5 bottom ones active for the 1st half and then activate the 5 top sentries as soon as Ferry man gets idol'ed and maybe erase 1 bottom sentry in case, that still stays in the ground and doesn't run around.

[@Iamaperson-f3r]

I had no idea that Cerberus stomp could just straight-up excavate the sentrys out of the ground... That was fun to watch.

[@NapNik]

You either dont play ultrakill or didnt read the tutorial on sentries..

[@Iamaperson-f3r]

@@NapNik Oh no I knew you could knuckle blast them out of the ground I just didn't know Cerberus could do the same thing.

[@victorvirgili4447]

@@Iamaperson-f3rthey can be unearthed with shockwaves

[@halaomaykr9003]

Anything that can make a shockwave like that (like obviously the andre stomp or Mal. Faces corpse) usually demount the sentries, yea

[@thatazazelfire]

Whenever i see videos like these, my first thought is just "man these enemies sure do behave like they are fighting v1 against everyone."

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

the leviathan section sounded like clown music, which is fitting.

[@Kingkool-uo1ew]

“you know what hell needs? 5 more snipers.” *”gooday!”* *”gooday!”* *”gooday!”* *”gooday!”* *”gooday!”*

[@MARKET_GARDNERI]

2fort match ahh comment

[@WishVisionz]

the fall of maurice (47382 BC colorized)

[@420lehtoo]

0:00 malicious face 0:11 swordsmachine 0:29 cerberus 1:40 cancerous rodent 1:46 very cancerous rodent 1:56 very cancerous rodent redo 2:11 swordsnachine agony & tundra 2:24 hideous mass 2:52 v2 3:19 v2 without intro 3:33 corpse of king minos hand 3:52 corpse of king minos 4:20 gabriel judge of hell 4:52 sisyphean insurrectionist 5:19 sisyphean insurrectionist night 6:01 mysterious druid knight 6:34 v2 (2) 7:17 ferryman 8:31 leviathan 8:53 insurrectionist angry & rude 9:20 2 hideous masses 10:04 gabriel apostate of hate 10:43 flesh prison 11:15 minos prime 11:54 flesh panopticon 12:46 sisyphus prime 13:23 big johninator 13:39 train 14:13 -minotaur- train 14:42 -minotaur- 15:16 gutterman 15:36 1000-thr "earthmover"

[@CharmStqrs]

the sentry levitating at the Cerberus fight : 🗿

[@lerolerolero0604]

7:06 he just accepted his fate

[@NintendoNerd64]

anyone with a shockwave attack is just free

[@murilo_the_lilo9947]

Sentries when the enemy has a stomp attack: 😨

[@Pokesefasaa]

"IVE NEVER HAD A FIGHT LIKE THIS BEFORE"

[@janzimon12]

❌

[@dumphat]

I love how Guttertank and Benjamin fight are technically canon in the lore

[@Amadk179]

this is a rare case where "Enough" was not enough

[@bobstee4205]

3:53 "The Corpse of President John F kennedy"

[@shadowlord785]

that one little sentry that didn't die to panopticon just making the 2000 yard stare when sisyphus destroys the panipticon is just perfect

[@zomandrudegaming9340]

4:20 BEHOLD! THE POWER, OF AN ANGEL! *rapid beeping commences*

[@timlamb6073]

I love how on V2’s second match he just gave up halfway in the fight knowing he couldn’t win.

[@Latelzy]

12:54 "the kingdom of heaven has lungs"

[@galCheri]

1:31 nah, bro just removed any future for more cerberi

[@onionero]

"Greater Machine" my ass these guys can barely stand against a Swordsmachine

[@LAV-III]

Behold! The power of an angel! *the .50 cal bullet in my back pocket*

[@Why4doyou2care0]

3:53 JFK Boss Battle

[@suri5424]

shout out to the sentry shaking with fear in the corner at 0:55

[@BOT_CORP]

“Oh boy, I sure do love playing Team Fortress 2! I hope the opposing team plays nice and fairly!” The five +2000 hour sniper mains on the BLU team (I’d make a sniperbot joke, but the sniperbots are dead):

[@MARKET_GARDNERI]

Winning? The last time I heard that word was 365 2fort matches ago!

[@BOT_CORP]

@ holy shit market gardener tf2

[@YatzeeWillWearAGreenHat]

Maurice: Sentries: You have 10 seconds to live

[@OMEGARunner-C.AMI.EXE_ORCA]

"What? How ca-" *fucking blows up*

[@ajgonzalezjr]

when i saw the sentry be the first to take out the cancerous rodent, i actually screamed

[@eexpungedd]

they are so tanky for me but they dying from 1 malicious face shots?

[@cannonsword1]

Maurice deals insane amount of damage to everyone

[@owlgoddess8534]

minos was acting like he actually knew how to fight them with all the CRRRUSHing he was doing

[@gromber1]

3:32 this is hilarious for no reason

[@Smthn_Wicked]

V2 wearing the Whiplash is currently offensive to the sentries

[@bongalberttio318]

11:46 this is just anime battle man. Minos teleporting ,then finish it with the serpent projectile mid air. Damn.

[@RealMiloNoJoke]

2:55 I like how the sentries IMMEDIATELY target V2.

[@Ohyeah199]

Alternative title: big johninator gets his ass handed to him as usual

[@squidking2679]

At long last, Maurice has fallen

[@SaiyanPride123]

I love how they were too scared to face Very Cancerous Rodent

[@Balagnugnes]

SNOIPAHS A GUD JOB MATE

[@KiraYoshikage326]

3:46 sisyphus experience

[@Core_Of_The_Void]

Sentries are a lot more “single celled organism for ai” than SwordsMachines. This because sentries literally just walk into the sands of 4-2.

[@playerrr2_]

11:18 me when someone asks me the price of the ultrakill demo

[@goatguy9656]

In each one of these videos, i just realise how based swordsmachine are

[@Salt0000]

V2 is just newbies encountering sentries

[@TristisNomani]

How can these goofs kill the literal judge of hell Gabriel who is an angel and THE best warrior in the kingdom of heaven yet can't even defeat some animate objects 😭😭

[@PEIIIKA]

Skill issue + high about himself

[@murilo_the_lilo9947]

As of now. Ultrakill isnt lore accurate

[@unvatocualquiera5814]

They do be using the same tactics to defeat V1 with anyone

[@Kagura_Bachi3]

5:21 big shoe lmfao

[@franilovic4139]

V2 in its second fight straight up ragequit

[@KingMB_XJ_Official]

5:21 Me trying to stomp a cockroach in my room at 4 AM.

[@spantomdancandinho4617]

The thing that surprised me is that the 5 sentry was the only creature in the game that could defeat the flesh panopticon by the time

[@redsun832]

watching them fight the insurrectionist was like watching omni man kill the guardians of the globe

[@keyaruki]

the fight against the ferryman was so tense omg

[@bugliker1]

I love how the strays killed them better than Gabriel lol

[@daverist1234]

1:31 rip balls

[@codythecat01]

Sentries could probably beat more bosses if they had projectile avoidance in their A.I.

[@Your_local_reaper_leviathan]

*"Proffesionals have standards"*

[@pepejuan9007]

OH MY GOD THEY FINALLY DEFEATED MAURICE

[@Sogemin]

have you done anything with the custom enemies like carcass or revenant? id love to see one of them go up against the bosses

[@David_Ginko]

0:12 Swordmachine: Oh, spare legs? Nice!

[@empty_nam]

1 filth vs every boss

[@ineophobe]

already did this 🗿

[@manulische]

3:33 - 3:52 bros thinking theyre sisyphus

[@theguywhogamed2400]

gabriel's fight is exactly how THAT room in p2 feels like

[@bellhop_phantom]

Gabriel fucking floored me, I can't believe he lost, and was SECONDS away from losing TWICE

[@auggieheart]

Bro you could've at least turned on blind enemies to get the sentries up to the ferryman 😭

[@he3004]

they would definitely win if he did that, my guy did the sentries dirty

[@ineophobe]

to be fair the ferryman never wins

[@he3004]

@@ineophobe I swear ferryman and act I gabriel only exist as a fuck you to the player, they win no infighting matches but they're really fucking hard to kill when playing for some reason

[@thenextgeneration9030]

​@@he3004 think of it like this, all enemies have aimbot and know where the enemy is at all times. ferryman is fast and hard to hit for the player but not for them

[@grancoast]

the ferryman fight was unfair you should've blinded enemies and get all the Sentries at the top instead of one by one

[@Xen0240]

Cerberus violated those sentries

[@EddiesStuff]

"Behold the power of an angel!" The 5 sniper bullets in my pocket:

[@bigkomikus]

0:51 that one sentry near the wall just watching all his brothers die and then shaking was so sad 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@franciscorui]

Watching these is like playing that one Half-lofe mod where you have what are essentially pokemon rts battles

[@Baconhair810]

"BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!!!" 5 normal sentries : 🗿

[@kariskivi38]

0:45 bros getting flashbacks

[@Alguien_random_aqui]

Misterious druid surely got full semi-autoed

[@notaclass-d1822]

the sentries probably wouldve beat the ferryman if they werent moved up to the second place one at a time lmao

[@SysFan808]

0:11 swordsmachine about to get 10 new legs

[@Nigjaslayer9000]

I wonder if machine army(mindflayer,V2,swordmachine, sentry) vs all bosses will be good

[@bad_takes]

holy cow they can beat the cancer rat