5 Things I HATE about my BMW X5M

[@Dentprotony]

appreciate the shout out! Beautiful x5m, we need to get the rear brakes addressed asap 😢

[@gooden000]

You added way more hp than factory so you can't complain about the factory transfer case n drive shaft

[@Seanhasjokes]

Oh absolutely! However, I see stock X5M’s have their transport case go out and their driveshaft all the time. From the factory, these cars have a lot of torque, and it only gets worse with even a stage one simple tune.

[@gooden000]

@@Seanhasjokes I like this gen bodystyle than the new one but they improved the quality of the leather in the new one... you don't see the leather worn-out like the older generation

[@Giggidygiggidy12]

​@@Seanhasjokeswhat gooden fails to realize is that X5 have always had under engineered transfer cases. I have a first gen x5 M54 and the only original part I've had to replace is the front driveshaft along with the transfer case😂 it's generational issue

[@degraves6367]

All bmw transfer cases failed on any been a known problem forever

[@mauricemaingot5633]

Beautiful X5M I have 2015 X5 50i and I just love the body shape of both the X5M and X5 50i in the years from 2014-18. Excellent content your car is beautiful keep it up

[@Seanhasjokes]

Thank you Maurice💪

[@Mamster3]

I'm biggest number 1 thing i hate is the brake fading in wet driving conditions. The seat is uncomfortable when driving long distances, tire wear, and the pulling because of the wide front tires.

[@Seanhasjokes]

I forgot about the brakes! Yeah honestly that’s a great one!

[@tomladdus9264]

Nothing that horrible all addressable except overall costs of tire wear, gas and depreciation. I need the gas cap, 5 hp! 🙂

[@possession3929]

With how expensive stuff is for the car, thats called a money pit. If u buyin a x5M, you got money to spend so not a biggie.

[@Giggidygiggidy12]

Imagine trying to get away from a criminal chasing you and they open your door as your shifting into gear and the car won't move😭💀☠️

[@Sly_Wolf_1]

I was thinking the same.

[@carvisual]

Just plug ur seatbelt it will run. If no seatbelt plug in car will automatically to P if door open.

[@kkomi1041]

the problem having a BMW M series is that even though it cost a lot to maintain it, at the end of the day it comes down to when you drive the vehicle and gives you that BIG smile, is it worth it? My answer is YES 100% so we bare with it. i got 2023 BMW M5 competition and i love it.

[@RussorMallika]

im looking into buying one and would love to know more on the maintenance costs. That tire breakdown was solid and gave me a great idea of how i should budget to make this car affordable!

[@02besi9]

bro what can you hate about this beast. as a massive bimmer fan this is one of the dream cars to have

[@Seanhasjokes]

It was hard to come up with the 5 things tbh😪

[@StephenBrewer89]

I can only imagine if the spoiler was color matched. I love these cars. Recently turned on to them.

[@Seanhasjokes]

I haven’t thought of that before! That would be clean but it’s carbon fiber 🔥❤️

[@StephenBrewer89]

@@Seanhasjokes well very true. Carbon is to beautiful to cover.

[@possession3929]

M cars are especially expensive to keep. With that in mind id make sure the beamer is a b58 like engine so its the best.

[@manofsesame3024]

BMW In-Line 6 cylinder engine is the best. Both B58 and S58 are amazing. However, if you want V8, Mercedes and Lexus might be better options.

[@exoticwhipsbroadspipesandbags]

B58 is good S58 is good New S68 should be good as well

[@greggregorich8048]

wut

[@solsykness]

Oh snap! Just realized you’re that giant I see in videos walking in stores lol. Love the X5M!!! I’ve got an X3M Comp myself.

[@GuruFlaqo]

yeah yo 7ft is crazy

[@Sly_Wolf_1]

There was me 🤔 wondering how much he'd lowered the x5 as he leaned on the roof😂

[@sinappanis]

All the new stuff with electric parking brakes that is german automatically get the parking brake actuated when the doors are open if you put it into drive. You can then just push the brake and disengage it and you CAN roll with the doors open if you need to.

[@Whoareyoucalling]

Transfer case on X5Ms is fine as long as you stick to simple mods. Its rated for 700ish Hp/ torque which is plenty of headroom, you at 800Hp/Tq makes perfect sense to why it went out.

[@RobertoTaylor]

Clean looking ride. Love that color!

[@JunaidAzizChannel]

Dude. I legit thought the thumbnail was edited to make the car look small! Good video bro!

[@Seanhasjokes]

I appreciate it so much❤️

[@chikmnunget]

Had to get the X5 M cause he probably doesn’t fit into any sedans😂

[@TroungTran-g7v]

It does look tiny lol

[@cherryclangaming4874]

Safety features on the door open you can bypass it with a bmw tool plus many cool features you can add to it like roll royce sounds.. and many others

[@Seanhasjokes]

I do have the rolls Royce sound actually but I need to code that stupid door thing out ❤️

[@jamesj8973]

Wow, that is beautiful. I'm considering getting a 2023 M340 sometime in the next year or two, but with a growing family too now I have to look at that generation of X5. Probably not the X5M but I do love that body kit.

[@TroungTran-g7v]

Drop stops came built in with my Lexus 😂

[@Seanhasjokes]

Actually?

[@TroungTran-g7v]

@@Seanhasjokes ya man. In my IS350. I know the LS also has factory built in drop stops. Not sure which other models.

[@sergiogarcia9822]

One of the things has to be the MPG, it was shocking on my X6 M.

[@Seanhasjokes]

Oh you have got to see what I average when I’m on E85 lol! Video coming soon about it

[@possession3929]

I don't get how it was shocking. Look at how much horsepower you got. In no situation will u be gas efficient.

[@sergiogarcia9822]

@@possession3929 the shocking part is that I was coming from a 5.0 2017 mustang GT that I drove hard, the X6 M fuel economy is abysmal compared to anything, only thing worst should be a hellcat motor powered car.

[@possession3929]

okay lol, this is a SUV that's a car.@@sergiogarcia9822

[@MPerformance2]

We need pov videos and fly bys of this beast 🤌🔥

[@Seanhasjokes]

Coming soon!

[@MPerformance2]

@@Seanhasjokes can’t wait🔥

[@shirazpervez2405]

Damn bro! Loving the car! Wanna give us a video of maintenance breakdown prices?

[@Seanhasjokes]

Absolutely!

[@cluburlauber]

Beautiful car bro - love the color specs ❤

[@Seanhasjokes]

Thank you!

[@GTMejon]

Nice car! Staggered is ideal for that beautiful handling

[@Seanhasjokes]

Absolutely!

[@evaldaskevaldas7346]

i believe you have to put your seatbelt on first and then you might can drive even with doors open :)

[@Seanhasjokes]

Safety first!

[@pNwDcOe]

False. It does not change anything.

[@carvisual]

Correct! Same as other f series.

[@Cyapow]

I have an X5 30d but it came with the M Sport pro package and have similar size wheels. So expensive tyres and have had more than once just ran over a nail or bolt in the road. Devastating lol

[@Seanhasjokes]

I hear you on that!

[@pNwDcOe]

Questioning that competition badge you have on there sir 😂

[@Seanhasjokes]

Well this isn’t a regular X5M by any means!

[@baubowers2529]

Dude said he didn’t mind losing almost 20k in depreciation in one year 😂😂

[@JayAllDayM3]

Holy crap bro you make the X5M look short, I can see why the license plate says TALL now 🤣

[@Seanhasjokes]

Exactly! Wait till you see me stand next to my X3M

[@GoonSquad710]

Hey love the car, those things are sick! And yours is an amazing spec Also for the car not moving with the door open, if you really need to you can leave your foot barley on the break and still move the car with the door open. As long as you have the break pressed just a little bit you can stop drive! (I work at a body shop and have had to do so XD)

[@Archangeldominius]

I currently have a 2017 x5M beautiful beast. Been debating keeping her or trading her in for a 2023 m8 comp 😊

[@Seanhasjokes]

The M8’s have came down so much in price, but I’d wait till next year I’ll best they will loose way more value too

[@davedaley4041]

Thanks for the video man! Thinking about getting one. In chicago area too. Selling yours anytime soon?

[@bryanbrickson1573]

I hate the design of the air filter. I am constantly having to pick Camaros and Mustang GT out of it.

[@Seanhasjokes]

☠️🤣☠️❤️

[@SZGeta]

What a beautiful color OMG

[@5ShotProductions]

How‘s the name of that beautiful color? And if I additionally could ask from which manufacturer the wrap is? Looks beautiful 😍😍😍

[@Seanhasjokes]

It’s EVOLV Dead Red

[@5ShotProductions]

@@Seanhasjokes And again: Thank you! 🙏

[@minesy72]

Just a point on the transfer case, yes they do have problems, I have had my X5M for 18 months and changed the transfer case oil twice, I was having the standard issue with this transfer case, BMW say the oil is good for life, just to confirm this means 100,000kms or 60,000 miles. Plus you are obviously running a major modification with 800+ HP. Not sure why you think the transfer case would handle this against stock performance.

[@sorayabatty2126]

It went out before it was heavily modified so we weren’t expecting to have to replace it until later on

[@bmray22]

any experience with the idle bounce on cold start? Just subscribed, fellow tall X5M owner checking in from Indiana!

[@Seanhasjokes]

Mine is because I’ve got a lot of upgraded fuel mods and custom tune

[@bmray22]

@@Seanhasjokes any chance you’ll do a video on your E85 setup?

[@sorayabatty2126]

@@bmray22I will see about making one with him, I think it’s a good idea

[@darth_vega]

You can code the car not moving when the door is open, out! I had only one gripe with my F85 and that was the MPG. I know you don’t really buy one for that but like 8 mpg driving civilized is abysmal lol

[@curtgeorges4914]

Tony driveshaft is the truth

[@Seanhasjokes]

Absolutely! God bless Tony

[@rogermoore2365]

Nice ride

[@thebigjoker0728]

How bout hating the fact the back seats are a joke. It's like driving a coupe.

[@aussie8114]

The car not moving while the doors are open would really annoy me. I love driving around with my doors open 😏

[@AlixLondon]

good run down - re tyres yes they are pricey - but run staggered in Sumer and square set up in winter on my X5 50e (you don't notice the any real difference - I had though I may need spacers but no - esp if your running black rims on the winter set)

[@Kazbek-Yandarov]

Tony is the man

[@lxmartin11]

So when you install the coil overs, you did not have any adjustment issues runs smoothly?.

[@Seanhasjokes]

Very smooth! I did have a air bag in the rear go out but that’s unfortunately a common failure on this platform

[@KiddAlways]

i don't have a x5 m but got that staggered tire setup. when i ordered the over 2 years ago (2021 model year) i was sure i ordered the 20 inch wheels which is a square setup but when they dropped off the car it ended up being 21 inches and i could have waited an extra few months but it was Christmas 2021 and they were making room for the 2022s i liked the agressive look even though i have an xdrive 40i with inline 6. not to change but you make an x5 look like a mini cooper. how tall are you? thanks for this detailed video.

[@tf9856]

I buy accelera 1000 all season for my x6m, not paying all that for tires, even oem rims I buy them elsewhere

[@Seanhasjokes]

Where do you get tires?

[@tf9856]

@@Seanhasjokes eBay brand new, used to go to carid but they haven't had accelera tires but they have others

[@synchronicity-thelanguageo3991]

You should make GigaChad tunes to your video...7 footer...own it.

[@bmwmd110]

I kinda miss mine, went with a F90 instead. Probably remove the comp badge tho.

[@RAM_C5]

Havent seen a big foot sighting in awhile.

[@l.h.tnguyen4916]

How tall are you? I thought you were standing on a stool when you stood next to the car.

[@Seanhasjokes]

😂😂😂 I’m 7feet tall

[@henrryvillalobos3617]

Nice car my dude

[@X5Monster]

The tire and maintain is so expensive on this car 😭😭

[@Seanhasjokes]

Literally! My oil changes with Redline 5W50 is $380 for just a oil change every 3,000-5,000 miles with me running E85 on and off

[@Marky_Markster]

​@Seanhasjokes use FCP Euro for lifetime oil warrantee, it'll cost you just the shipping expense to ship it back then you get store credit. I use a group 5 oil on my bmw and it has to be changed every 3-4k miles but FCP Euro saves me on that front.

[@mrdude4433]

talking about depreciation when you haven't seen our depreciation in my country ( singapore ) hahah

[@ppompilus]

ram does the same... thats why i got the obe override

[@Seanhasjokes]

I need that!

[@armnloaded8746]

I gotta replace my front drive shaft.

[@Seanhasjokes]

Hit up Tony Chumakov on Facebook/Fulltorquedriveshafts.com

[@Sly_Wolf_1]

Things fall put of your pockets and down the side of the seat😂😂😂 Every car has a gap there, maybe email bmw and see if they'll fit the optional zipper package to your pockets. 😂

[@Seanhasjokes]

That’s not a bad idea, but I’d rather ask why the gap is so dam big lol

[@carl5438]

My 2009 528i will switch to park from drive if a door is opened to prevent roll away.

[@trophy182]

Luvly lookin motor mate. Big fan of X3M’s as well

[@kigzman1745]

Why do you want to drive the car with open doors?

[@benji5150]

Looks like a nice car

[@vindog4047]

Why is thr pocket so off center on your hoodie? It's like 3 inches off center 😮

[@frederickhalljr8947]

Where do you get the drop stops.Thanks

[@Seanhasjokes]

Amazon and I left a link in the description 🔥

[@tonesmokeoff9531]

Hold up I'm stuck on that last one with the gas cap wtf😳

[@Seanhasjokes]

A little secret 🤫

[@Mr.AlwaysonVacay]

all weather tires??

[@Seanhasjokes]

At the time of that video when it was cold yes. But she’s on PS4’s now

[@dennismd1]

What's this color name love the paint

[@Seanhasjokes]

Dead Red by EVOLV Rap

[@zayrembert5752]

If you put your seat belt on it will let you move 😊

[@rasko1972able]

Wait what carbon fiber gas cap adds 5hp I dont believe 😂that

[@Seanhasjokes]

It’s true!😉

[@subzero6190]

Lmao your fiance saw it in a keep once😂😂 yo where she's been

[@sorayabatty2126]

Nannying for a family that let me drive their kids around in their jeep Porsche and Tesla LOL get your head out the gutter man

[@Barbent1317]

If they were more reliable I’d buy one for sure….. brother bought his wife a 2021 x5m, fast as shit and looks nasty.

[@Seanhasjokes]

What color?🔥

[@Barbent1317]

@@Seanhasjokes mineral white…. And everything else is just carbon fibered out 😮‍💨. I love the color on yours man, you don’t see many bmws in any shade of red.

[@theinvestorssquad8752]

What year is your bmw ?

[@Seanhasjokes]

2016

[@n0h0m0]

What color is the wrap?

[@Seanhasjokes]

Dead Red by EVOLV

[@NigelSavagery]

nice motor that

[@MC-fz9bk]

Holy shit you’re tall

[@tristarcapital4244]

im sorry about your unfortunate choice in audi/vw in the past, but its okay, youre better with bimmer now

[@tristarcapital4244]

do me a favor in the meantime, turn the led fog lights on and get a guy to set it when you turn the whip on, such a clean look 😈

[@Seanhasjokes]

I have that on already! I love it! I actually bought another BMW reveal video coming soon

[@dargenslaine5745]

What about oil ?

[@Seanhasjokes]

Great point! Just my oil and filter(No labor) is $298

[@geefim2144]

Crazy the resale value is so low. $37k ouch . Video is 2 week old though so it’s probably still 37 ish

[@julianpatterson5869]

I think I just seen this car on Fb marketplace 😂

[@Seanhasjokes]

Yeah she’s listed but I think I’m going to hold on to her

[@julianpatterson5869]

Hold on to her bro you got that car lookin right

[@marcelluscollins7109]

Bro just let me get the car if these are bad things to you fr😂

[@viper1x2]

I clicked on this to hear what you had to say about the truck. I don't care about that anymore. How tall are you? How are you almost taller than the truck sitting down??

[@Seanhasjokes]

Haha! I’m 7 feet tall

[@lahnie95]

Bro how tall are you?

[@Seanhasjokes]

7’0 tall

[@lahnie95]

@@Seanhasjokes bro i guessed 7’ too 🤣 you make that x5m look like a golf

[@enay87]

it lose value because every year there’s a better model

[@orangindonesiatinggaldiame6420]

how tall are you bro..

[@Seanhasjokes]

7ft tall 🦒

[@orangindonesiatinggaldiame6420]

@@Seanhasjokes you still have that x5Mz?

[@aljulandaalabri911]

call me blond 🤣

[@PeterPapayaBanana]

This is the old X5 model, by the way 😂

[@Seanhasjokes]

Really I had no idea

[@PeterPapayaBanana]

@@Seanhasjokes no worries. I‘m here for you if you have more questions. 😊

[@PeterPapayaBanana]

@@Seanhasjokes i know. Just ask. The audience may help 🤗

[@Paintballguru92]

Homie is 7 feet minimum!

[@Seanhasjokes]

Literally ❤️ I’m a huge target in paintball too

[@martyn_g]

The fact that it’s a SUV?

[@Seanhasjokes]

No I love being in a SUV🔥

[@m2ry]

Drop stop is a waste of money

[@Seanhasjokes]

What do you recommend?

[@attohjonas6535]

you are being petty with the car bro

[@lvdeluxe1]

This guy is 7.5 feet tall. 😅

[@Seanhasjokes]

Literally

[@davewallace9048]

Looks like you need to clean that leather at center console lid is disgusting

[@skuolosskulpsi8646]

How Tall are you

[@Seanhasjokes]

7 feet tall

[@nelsonwilliams1336]

OMG… are you still living with mom! None of this is concerning to a grown a__ man!

[@Josh-qp2go]

NOT Moving While The Door Is Open Is A Safety Feature, Get All Terrain Tires, Buy 5 Years Used. You Sound Very Privilaged and Petty. Go Buy You Ford!!!!

[@alexziferman697]

How is tires are negative side of a car ? Miles per gallon kind of guy , buy Toyota then .

[@KayezTP]

He said smiles per gallon. Meaning he cares more about enjoying each mile than crying over it lol

[@tareqthorpe8066]

I like the video but be a more confident a….and great a camera

[@CheezWhiz360]

cool car but Im not a fan of the carbon fiber and red interior

[@danoneill130]

first world problems. not trying to be an a-hole. just saying. it must be nice to even own one.

[@KCgohard]

umm, you car is old. second, the reason for the offset tires, is to hold the force of the car due to the weight. If you cant afford the tires, you shouldnt be driving an M car. If you bought a new M today, it would be 123K base. Dont buy a used expensive car, if you cant swing it. stay cheap little bro,

[@sorayabatty2126]

It’s a good thing he ALSO has a newer X3M too then😂 this was just a little video for KZbin. The only thing cheap around here is your mom ❤️

[@woodmaster8677]

First world problems Waaaa!