5 things Josh Pray learned at his first female adult party...

[@leeevans8454]

someone told me "it's not the size of the boat or the motion of the ocean. it's whether or not the captain stays in port long enough for everyone to get off..."

[@todosassd1855]

lee evans 👍

[@bobbierobinson6269]

True story.

[@anniekalife2238]

@leeevans I love how you put this! So freaking true!!!!

[@leeevans8454]

@@anniekalife2238 i wish i could take credit but alas, i am but a humble messenger...

[@wildwillow1945]

lee evans oh my god, yes!! They should have taught this analogy in health class.

[@deeheych1101]

Josh is their something you aren't being "straight" about...by far the funniest content. I bet this girl really did set you up. Sounds like you handled yourself well, so on behalf all the Men you represented, thank you. The dab after the shout out to the mini-me's had me stitches

[@jackmeoff5221]

Oh Lawdy, Josh! I'm going thru your vids again. And again. And again 😂 It doesn't matter how many times I watch them, I still 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@christopherkirchoff9007]

That is some funny truth. No joke, keep it alive brother man! Women desire those things and regular guys are blind to it!!!

[@nbt3663]

Lol!! You have been behind the veil, Josh! Truth be known and it's humbling. Lol!!

[@darrellcook161]

Preach it brother! Those intimacy parties are a blast with your woman when you let go of the bashfulness

[@allienoneya4257]

Conversations get a little🔥 and🌶 spicy . Stress reliever. You ought to be happy she buys a toy now and again cause when she's pissed off at you a little self stimulation keeps her from just about wanting to kill ya😂😂😂

[@jamescossey6372]

Stumbled upon your channel today, good shit.

[@complete3578]

Dont do it lol leave that trunk alone. Josh u wrong, u broke the woman code.

[@mephInc]

Not only does she have things you don't know about, but you don't want to know either. Women know easily a man's ego can be shattered. She might just be doing you a favor.

[@denareese4849]

Thank you Josh!!!💖💖💖

[@lyndajaeger4477]

As a former intimacy party entertainer/educator I heard it all. I know all your business. Made it super awkward if i ran into their husband sometimes. As I sold most if not all the "fun stuff", also taught them how to use it, to their partner. Loved it though. So much fun and you even got that "hey i helped" feeling. Unfortunately i live in a smallish town so i couldn't get enough parties going to do it full time, and now i work weekends. All it would take is for one person though to say they want a part for me to pull out my fun boxes and do it again.

[@josephstanski5180]

This is soooooooo Good!

[@brighter22]

my wife does not believe me when I tell her guys dont talk about this.

[@corinnekinzinger5494]

I've always heard that guys talk in the abstract, I hit that, I'd hit that. And how many they have been with, with maybe a lie or two thrown in. Women give specifics, who what he would or would not do and if he was polite enough to make sure she got hers.

[@HisMiraclesHappening]

Women tear down the house. Do not let a woman be scorned either. I worked in a hospital a certain doctor was hot, hot, hot. He didn’t call a girl the next day and everyone knew it was so small the sleeve wouldn’t stay on.... He transferred shortly there after.

[@tricky2055]

Corinne Kinzinger No shit! When my wife and I were first dating when I was in school, my buddy came up to me and said so I hear you have a huge . . . . His girlfriend and my wife were roommates and she told her and she told my buddy. I was shocked but didn’t mind.😉

[@NoiseJunkieRecords]

@@HisMiraclesHappening At least he's probably rich lol

[@nbt3663]

Check the trunk dudes! Car batteries?? That's a big junk.

[@FordPrefict42]

My dad told me, a long time ago, not to say ew when a new food is put in front of me. To this day, no woman has ever complained!

[@phillylover1553]

😂😂

[@notinmycountry991]

Thank you Michael!! 😇

[@Dookie04]

Thank you

[@krazieyk7060]

I LOVE IT!!!

[@maxheffner]

Netflix needs to do a special with you on it

[@crystalsmith4919]

I love that you called it an "intimacy party" lol

[@ypsima1]

😆 Yes we may be freakier than men but we have to keep it classy! Foreplay fellas! The build up is vital and she wants that playtime 😎 Been to these sensual parties, both men and women strip clubs and women definitely get crazier! We do compare notes so better tighten up lol thanks for bustin us out Josh 😉

[@thefireham4910]

please let me know if this is true but my rule has always been if she gets hers itll make getting mine even better. lol take care of momma and momma will take care of you!

[@TheTechnoshaun]

"I can't wait to go to my next intimatecy party" That had to some party.

[@livvyweimar7362]

100% it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean ;) I stayed way too long with one person because every single time it was earth shattering good lol even though he was psycho

[@deeheych1101]

the crazy bitches fuck the best, i guess in your case...yeah the crazy bitches fuck the best :p

[@Meowblivion]

@@deeheych1101 agreed

[@livvyweimar7362]

True...true! Hot/crazy line was almost perfect. Crazy was just a little higher than 🔥

[@Justtc]

OMG! I wasted 12 yrs for the very same reason, Livvy

[@wildwillow1945]

Livvy Weimar same girl. Been there!!!!

[@GradyGillis]

Damn, bro, that's one of your funniest vids in a while. Had to rewind a bit b/c I missed some bits while laughing. And it's ALL TRUTH!!!!

[@RisingVandal]

So you're just gonna go and blow up the trunk like that. Just up and "x marks the spot, dig here" on the treasure trove.

[@bobbierobinson6269]

He's a snitch! What do you expect? Men stick together. I've tried to tell other women for years, get over the little petty jealousy because we need to stick together. Women's main problem is when the least thing sets them off, out comes all the sh*t they know on everybody!....STOP THAT!

[@attitudeadjusted9027]

The stuff in the trunk is what she let's her boyfriend use on her. Everyone knows that.

[@yalondahardaway5050]

I always have stuff in my trunk.When you have a shopping issue the trunk is the storage unit until you can sneak it in the house

[@rykersmimi]

@@yalondahardaway5050 YES!! Right now my trunk is full of bags of stuff I bought last weekend😂😂 4th of July sales everywhere. Now Im just waiting and bringing in a bag here and there and mixing it in with the laundry. Like "Oh, this old thing! I've had it forever. Thats why you dont remember it honey, I hardly wear it anymore"! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kcdragonman]

As a buddy of mine used to say: “it’s not the size of the wave, it’s all about the motion in the ocean.”

[@anniekalife2238]

Having been to several of these parties and being the waitress for one (yes, some happen in restaurants that has a closed off sectioning), I must admit the best ones are the coed ones! Bring your partner/spouse/so, they will learn how to better serve themselves and their so-s while having a blast (pun intended)

[@shelleyg1836]

omg this guy is just toooo freakin funny love him

[@latonyagriffin4826]

TEEEEEEELL ITTTTTTTT! Ya'll better listen to this brotha. You have been to the darkside, sir....now, go forth and dropeth knowledge on your brethren 😂😂😂😂😂

[@misstarrah408]

LOL!!! 100 Likes and no dislikes!! I love it!!! 😂😂😂

[@heidimarchant5438]

That's because even the haters learned something knew🤗

[@mr.mr.3301]

Lol... I'd love to be a fly on the wall.

[@harleyhun13]

#5 is important!!

[@Christophersanchez1326]

Let the truth be told.

[@darrylperry3383]

I've been missing your posts!

[@alienshep]

I binge watch your stuff and lmao

[@r90fan1]

I always heard,it's not the size of the worm,it's how you wiggle it!!!

[@corinnekinzinger5494]

That depends, dated a guy whose worm was so small you couldn't tell if it "entered the borough. And before you make a remark about looseness, it had been 9 years since I had done anything and I have always been very circumspect-or I wouldn't have had an almost decade long drought.

[@SuperSuperman1976]

If you're not coming up like a glazed crispy cream, you're done. You go down right, the next 5 seconds are for you.

[@avalondreaming1433]

I love you Josh. You are too funny! Stay away from those parties. Lol

[@rockmartgirl14]

Lmao. Any I have ever been to, my man had to drive me home. Too drunk, so no hiding stuff in the car. I brought it to show him. 😂

[@chocod1352]

Just nearly pissed myself this was funny as fuck.

[@Dookie04]

Josh!! Share your knowledge with ur boys!!!

[@patriciabeckman8573]

LOVE It!! 🤣

[@Adventures_with_GEOFFERY]

*😂☠️🤣💀 preach josh*

[@bobbierobinson6269]

You aren't supposed to snitch Josh! What's in that trunk could hurt you...if you know what I mean 😜

[@nbt3663]

Like the new song at the end. Spot on! Did the girls sing that at the party Josh?

[@xhellish_kittyx]

Who sings that song?

[@candiwallace6605]

You're hilarious 😍😍👍👍🤣🤣

[@toshioikene8200]

You lucky man. I don't get invited to any of those parties. At least they didn't ask if you wanted to sell Amway.

[@Dookie04]

That Nokia!!! Yes sir.

[@candacep815]

You crack me up lol 😂

[@charityfowler1767]

Hahaha I’m laughing so hard

[@wdking8833]

It's not the size of the car but the skill of the driver that counts. Female Truth, ya'll

[@shanafondon8767]

When they have these kind of parties it means we want you men to step it up in the bedroom. Obviously so men aren't doing the job or we wouldn't be having these conversations.😁😁😁😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@ladyyahya4272581117]

Lucky 5!!

[@janay2729]

You don't have to be Shane Diesel but I don't want no shrimp either!

[@diyah4580]

Check the trunk lol

[@flamingosextet8649]

You gotta watch out for that VD..... . . Vibrator Dependency!

[@RE-bg9ds]

As a woman let me just tell all of you men out there that think that women don't really enjoy sex you're wrong and for all you men out there that think that it's just your job to get yourself off and not get your woman off that's a good way to be single cuz she has to do it herself like he said he would no longer needed😂😂😂😂

[@johnc6738]

My girl sometimes buys a new toy for me to use on her. It's kinda funny when we both buy the same thing. Ladies, talk to your man. Let him know what you want or need. If he cares he will do his best to see you get it. My girl communicates with me about everything. And I listen. We still text, send little funnies back and forth after several years being together because we communicate about Everything.

[@shelleyg1836]

so true John C. I was married 25.5 yrs to my wonderful husband before he died. up until he could no longer have sex due to bad heart 4 yrs before his death, we were same. great communication, lots and lots of fun stuff in the bedroom, i told he listened, anything went as long as both agreed etc. first 15 yrs sex twice a day every day except after giving birth. dancing in the kitchen or back deck with a candle stub on tinfoil, still holding hands while grocery shopping etc. right til day he died.

[@Drengr-Wulf]

My wife tried to get me to buy edible underwear....

[@bobbierobinson6269]

What's wrong? Was it the wrong flavor?😉😆

[@shanafondon8767]

So why didn't you do it?

[@DaJesster0405]

She could've tried to get you to buy worse.

[@JrDirtyred]

Too funny

[@Indiegirl007]

I'm no size queen....but for me, a Nokia is not enough for me. No iPhone X+, but I'm more of a....Galaxy 5, girl. Nokia just can't reach the signal.

[@Indiegirl007]

@BSquared Size queens are generally more discriminatory and only go for foot longs. I'm not trying to have internal bleeding.

[@mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686]

I think that most women have at least one of those "I'm mad at him, but I'm not going to leave him" things. Last time I went to one of those parties, I went with my boyfriend's mom. Talk about awkward!

[@rivershannon7516]

Yup😉

[@crystalsmith4919]

Josh you need to try the pregnancy simulator!!! Really find out what women go through!!!

[@BreeKayBe]

Tattle tale

[@ihspstanktribe]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HisMiraclesHappening]

My ex husband wasn’t giving it up... of course now I know he was putting his baseball bat elsewhere... anyways I found an alternative to him, without cheating. He called a friend near tears because he found a toy.....!!!! I didn’t cry any tears when he wandered for real. I called my mom and said, “I am moving across country ASAP, right after I get tested!” Less than a year later he cheated on the one he cheated on me with, he called me upset because she had a WHOLE BOX of alternatives!!!! Now she starves herself to maintain his attention, and he eats everything insight because she cheated on him with a male of another racial group! Did I mention he is a racist? No loss on my part! They are perfect for each other!

[@dlilwon]

Shaunna M. Good riddance to bad rubbish eh

[@mephInc]

General rule for men: You're going to get yours anyway, so you might as well go along with whatever floats her boat.

[@thefireham4910]

my personal rule is if i can make sure she gets hers then it will make getting mine that much better and if she gets hers enough times then watch out! lol

[@eavening4149]

I'd love to support you, but pleeeease! That ad was 4:30 min long on a terrible topic! It was painful to not click 'skip ad.'

[@shaynewalker3248]

WHO THE HELL DISLIKED!? I hope your car can't resell for shit

[@littledancingfawn]

So true about size! Who wants a guy with a big one if you don’t know how to use it. There is a thing of too big because it DOESN’T FIT. Too big= pain not pleasure. 😂. Only buy plug in toys. No batteries needed so no searching the house and stealing batteries out of things 😉

[@iambabygirlfranklin3117]

Baby I don't have to hide ANYTHING because that husband of mine don't mind as long as i dont play alone😂😉😉😉😉

[@trevorshores9699]

Funny how he tells you about all this important stuff but the only thing any of you fellas hear is its not the size lmao y'all must be needing reassurance if that's all any of you heard. I've been to these parties pay attention fellas you might learn a thing or two.

[@steventipton5130]

Very funny

[@cindypattana6071]

I used to work with a black lady and she told me black men do not go down on a woman. If that's true, how sad that women are missing out on that pleasure and men are not making their women satisfied.

[@dewknow1315]

My black co-worker said will not go down on his wife unless she grew a chicken wing down there.

[@monrque]

That is what you call an ungrateful jerk. If he's not willing to please his wife then he shouldn't expect her to go downtown on him period .

[@antonylopez5742]

Dee Heych wife not girl. Same human species waaaaay different mindsets.

[@deeheych1101]

@@antonylopez5742 Im sorry, Female, or should i just say partner...

[@juicyparsons]

hahahaha hell naw

[@corinnekinzinger5494]

If you won't go down then don't expect her to.

[@loriwickens1059]

BET!!!

[@shrtstufusa1]

Hahahaaahahahahahahahahhaaha this is everything

[@TheVinsontafoya]

#5 couldn't be said any more clearly!!

[@ImHungryForCake]

Flip an egg overeasy on mAh booty PLEEEEASE

[@quentinsmith6931]

Wait what ??

[@genseven4616]

it's easy to complain to other women about what your man is and is not doing in the bedroom when all you contribute is laying there. Just saying

[@lillsportyshorty7165]

😂

[@ramixnudles7958]

Be a gentleman. Offer to put (your) junk in her trunk.

[@jenniferbates2811]

USB toys are way better! All humans need alone time! I work at a adult store!

[@dreamingsaira]

Absolutely, I get tired of the BS and nothing happening besides rinse and repeat. Nm, I can scratch this itch myself.

[@SnookOnTheFly]

My wife doesn't believe sex is important and flirting is only for new couples. I'm a product of the ol bait and switch.

[@iambabygirlfranklin3117]

Wow really? husband and I always flirting and teasing, after yrs still has the power to make me blush😂

[@SnookOnTheFly]

iamBabyGirl Franklin that's awesome! I love hearing that.

[@lindseygordon3406]

Y'all know this info gonna be outdated, women shall not divulge the sister code to men........if women even suspect some guy of infiltrating the sister code, then the sister code shall be changed, that's what makes woman such mystical & mysterious creatures 😂😂😂😂

[@belindajacques6817]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@64t120r]

Yup, the wife is rolling.

[@woolfulrebellion]

🤣🤣🤣

[@LMystic120]

Lol

[@prophetic0311]

Stay away Josh, Doc Martin figured out T8ME TRAVEL before women!

[@owdeezstrauz1268]

yeah, cuz the guy with the BIG one doesn't know what to do with it 🤔.... if only he knew what to do with this thing 😣

[@michaeltaylor9316]

A lady never opens her bedroom door, that includes her girlfriends.

[@dawnbarden]

Pmsl 😂😂😂😂

[@luvmyhondasi]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@beave200]

Just saying, a forearm is already edible. You just gotta be brave enough.

[@BluntlyBlondie]

Ummmmm truth

[@charleydruckemiller1536]

Why you going to tell our men about the trunk lol

[@elishiataylor4030]

Bwaaaaa aaaaa aaa aa a

[@blackdog5186]

3rd