5 Things to know before bringing your friends to the hood

[@Budman_4044]

We're fearless. Especially when drinking. You know something crazy is going to happen when we say "Hold my beer. I can do this".

[@mikebrown5648]

You are 100% right and I approve of your message Anything Goes

[@Toothless369]

But yet we so damn racist but in all reality we have a blast in the hood and they love us

[@rymara1]

It's true white men (not all) like to take risks, they like to live on the edge, that's why you see them doin things like jumpin out of planes and waitin til they can feel the grass on their chests before they pull that cord haha

[@KelleyBroussardMackaig]

"Waitin til they can feel the grass on their chests before they pull that cord" - Ohhhhh. OH. My. GOD!! I'm dead!! Best comment EVER!!! LOL

[@vykx88]

Best line I've heard...good one! 😂

[@pictishwarrior1055]

Wanna go get a good adrenaline rush that's legal? Jumping from planes will give you that.

[@SuperDipMonster]

I'm glad I didn't have a mouthful of coffee when I read that. Thanks.

[@thomasalexander666]

Is there any other way?

[@Ryan_1997]

Lmao wtf "I don't know if y'all got 9 lives" 😂

[@pvopop4938]

What are we fkin cats? Lol

[@thomasalexander666]

Stop encouraging this dip shit.

[@saradanhoff6539]

@Wasteland Gypsy Why do you believe that? I'm curious about what led you to this mindset.

[@kierrarichardson80]

Haha😂

[@justme8767]

Dude, I love your sense of humor (to include sarcasm). You've got a good head on your shoulders. Thank you for sharing your humorous, but real, perspective. Peace.

[@CMDRFandragon]

But takin a white friend to the hood, it almost ties into your going to the gun range with your white friends. "They bring gunzzzzz, with a Z" lol. They b fine haha.

[@jareddarr8479]

You rock bruh! Thanks for breaking the stupid barriers. We're all human. I subscribe! 👍

[@TheNightWatcher1385]

We ain't scared cause we all have a minumum of 3 guns. One for the house, one for the car, and the one we carry with us.

[@ahabsbane]

What! No shitter shooter? Your underpowered. 😋

[@stephencapps5023]

That's funny because so does my black ass.

[@TheNightWatcher1385]

Stephen Capps yeah? Whatcha got?

[@TheNightWatcher1385]

Firecracker CT Do whatcha want, just remember, “a right not exercised is a right lost.”

[@vx_uk_nw]

Cant forget the 2 assault rifles I have in the bedroom 😁😁

[@airgunningcolorado78]

Had a black friend in Miami that took me "sight seeing". I walked up to that "biggest guy" and my friend grabbed me by the back of my shirt, pulled me away and lectured me. He told me "not to leave his side again" that I "scared the shit out of him". Classic, thanks for bringing this up.

[@andrewburian1986]

Love you and God bless you sir. When it seems all forces are trying to pull us apart, you certainly do your part to bring us all together. Celebrating differences and coming together on humanity.

[@thecountysfinest]

Trust me josh your white friend had atleast one gun on him not because y’all were in the hood because we ALWAYS got a least one gun on us my shower has a holder just outside of it ffs. We’re not even unarmed when we shampooing our hair 😂

[@kevinsmith1446]

Northern Canada here. Pickled eggs in a jar sitting on my favourite bar stool. Booty is the best

[@steffanwamsley7575]

Always like feeling like a Pirate because I found the booty

[@plasticpotato3784]

Canada is gay

[@pauljefferson9538]

@@plasticpotato3784 nah Canada is cool is just really divided like the U.S.

[@ricks341]

I love Josh! Funniest guy on KZbin. Listening to him brings back fun memories of being a young, white, Mormon missionary from Utah, 30 years ago. I was sent to Youngstown and Toledo Ohio. What a culture shock! But it was an awesome time!

[@brendak.9144]

Youngstown. = Murder capital of USA . Used to be Rubber & Steel Capitol. Then they went to China. No Unions over their.

[@ricks341]

@@brendak.9144 Yes, the year I was in Youngstown it was declared the murder capital of the USA I believe. It was sad to see. What was once a beautiful area with beautiful neighborhoods, was trashed by poverty and crime. I agree, labor unions and government welfare destroyed that area. It was sad to see.

[@aricgoetz910]

We eat pickle eggs all the time here in michigan they are a staple at the bars in my town

[@abstegall]

Pickled eggs and beer are a form of friendly biological warfare with the family. Much amusement to be had. :)

[@nettrawler1202]

You used to see them quite often in British chip shops as well

[@jonathanbrooks940]

Pickled pig feet and pickled bologna and pickled eggs are sold out of a jar at most of the stores around our house

[@kevinoswald4136]

i use to drive a beer truck in the hood,had a big colt 45 logo on it never had any problems , sometimes get a guy slinging some weed to watch my truck. traded some broken six packs for some bags a couple times. one time had this like 17 yr old come running up to me held out his hands ,said 2 for 10 looked down a freezer bag full of dime bags ,gave him 20 and off he ran.oh I'm a long haired white boy.

[@fugglesticktheugly4322]

Man.... Thank you from some of the white southern fans in Texas.. True to all

[@davids.5903]

This is old school comedy... You are the man! Miss those days.

[@OptOutofGunControl]

Your videos are hilarious man. Keep it up!

[@crawfordhigh4053]

I just found you'r site this morning an I have been crying the whole time THANK YOU SIR

[@killersushi99]

*I went with my coworker to the hood. It was a beautiful day. Everyone was outside having a great time. I got out of the car and everyone went inside like they just spotted a T-Rex.*

[@tomg.6881]

You, Sir, are an American Treasure. You have done more to help us understand each other than the last 1000 people I have read about or seen on KZbin. Where are you? I would like to buy you a beer. Yeah, I saw the other vid, I mean just 1 or 2, not 10.

[@JRotten]

You forgot boiled peanuts and Hogg jawls.....yummy stuff.

[@presidentnotsure3273]

Steve V Just boiled peanuts

[@zacharytomes5202]

Cajun boiled peanuts are god

[@jeremyrobbins9064]

I really like your videos. Bringing people together and not promoting division, much love

[@DimebagDan81]

"No weapons" 😂😂😂 ...that you see... 😉 You still wonder why we don't fear nothin? 😁😎

[@eddieskinner4842]

Maaaannn, Its been 25 years since I had a Lilly Dilly, you mad me laugh and took me back!

[@virtualatheist]

Pickled eggs are a staple of the northern british culture.

[@Toaster81]

I'm from Michigan, but I love some soul food. I will say many(not all) of us have it in our nature to explore. Having lived in Flint, Detroit, being a electrician & having served in the Army 🇺🇸 as an infantry soldier I fear no man. Keep doing your vids Josh we love them. Hooah 🇺🇸

[@JasonGleaner]

I buy pickled eggs and pickled sausage by the gallon jug.

[@BNOOutdoors]

We say we dont have guns🤔😂 love your content bro! Your the greatest!

[@LearningToSurvive]

Good stuff! And by the way, I love pickled eggs! But you can keep the pig's feet. Haha!

[@matticusvalentinkole3605]

Sir... Bless your heart for trying to help when we dont know we need it. My friend took me to the hood in Houston. It was fine...people were cool...didn't like the pig feet. Liked the chitlins even less. Collard greens are good though. And a sweet old lady invited me to church. But what I heard most was come back anytime don't come without your friend. I didn't get it at first.... now I do. Loved the video 🐻😎

[@someguyfromcanada8811]

Up in Canada white peoples got the pickled eggs memo...

[@brentscott5359]

In every small town bar in Alberta. Lots of Ukrainians there.

[@BattleCryForFreedom]

Just about every small town bar and mom 'n pop store in America has pickled eggs. Some of us make them ourselves because they're that good.

[@25ghr]

I hung out with black guys in Brooklyn The Bronx and Harlem no problems ,,it's about your attitude ,,the brothers made me welcome,,

[@MrMTGPsycho]

We are legit not scared. I'm 5' 10", I've had 6' 6" guys square up... he backed down because he was worried.

[@cherieeweberyoung4169]

Proof. Dynamite comes in Itty bitty packages😏

[@shoachiwarrior]

You're hilarious! Picked eggs though! From the North got our own recipe and we love them! We even put them into potato salad and turned them into deviled eggs with bacon on top! Oh ya! We carry our guns with us! Much love from the big sky, Montana! Keep the laughter up! It's the medicine the world needs!

[@Duane002]

Buddy, you know your white friends are strapped when they go to your hood buddy! At least I am!! Lol

[@nicholaslewis9239]

Glad you clarified the southern exception to the egg rule. I was almost offended. Love your videos man

[@tingledom]

God I just discovered you, and you are hilarious!!! Omg loving it!!

[@jamesb.crawford2652]

I want to say man you have brought a smile to my face I'm so glad that it was on my feed to to see one of your videos and I've been watching him I love you cousin

[@jamesb.crawford2652]

**them

[@itoldyouso270]

This is almost all truth except the eggs I’ll eat the you know outta some eggs.

[@brighter22]

we call them devilled eggs.

[@RetroMMA]

+bnighter: Not the same as deviled eggs... Not even close.

[@DarrylSmith1968]

love pickled eggs and sausage I'm from Canada, their in every lodge and a lot of bars, but the best are home made :)

[@lysanamcmillan7972]

I'd try them. I've had thousand-year eggs and tea-soaked eggs (Chinese recipes). It's an egg. I'll eat it.

[@charlessexton1719]

It's funny that you mentioned that. I'm a white boy and I grew up in the hood when i was little. I moved to Oklahoma when i was 13. Been here ever since. Love it here and dont ever plan to live anywhere else. But i can still go to the hood up in illinois where I'm originally from and kick it with everybody. And i always go alone. Love your videos. Keep em comin.

[@bryansantiago3261]

3:17 Did y'all see the person walking in the background??

[@michelleprieur1]

Not until you pointed it out. Looked like a cute girl. 😊

[@DevotedDisciple-x]

You make my days much better! Thank you for the excellent content, you are freaking hillarious man!

[@simoneelia3324]

as a white person, i agree that thighs are the most important part

[@fatdog2467]

Thank You, Josh. You are comic light in the vulgar darkness of all of the crap that tries to pass as humor. Funny stuff, funny man, and I just bet that you have a better than good lady with you. Supposedly, smart ladies like a funny man. Thanks man, you make me smile when nothing else does.

[@TheRealMycanthrope]

3:15 - 3:17 You'll know when you see it

[@mimiashford5544]

LOL!!! Casual

[@boxcarbob8886]

Yo Josh found you on ytube and cant stop watchin! Had a buddy at work him and you got to be cuzzins. Thanks for the vids and laughs.

[@johnwilburn]

We aren't scared because we carry guns.

[@blackrifle3742]

John Wilburn not just guns, we carry big "fuck you" guns

[@maximiliankinzett2636]

I'm English I don't have guns but I'm still not scared

[@johnwilburn]

He may not be stupid, but is certainly naive.

[@rurikvolkov2810]

I tell you what people learned in the past if you should be you best kill me before I can get to my truck if I get to my truck I got guns in there that'll blow a hole in you after going through a small building

[@johnwilburn]

If you’ve learned anything from the past, it should be that you shouldn’t leave guns in your truck and carry them holstered and on you.

[@vladdracul7810]

"Git out of my car" great line delivered perfectly

[@goombakiwi]

I can eat 50 eggs- Cool hand Luke

[@river7874]

Just found your channel earlier today, and I had to subscribe. You are hilarious, and your timing is phenomenal. I hope you make it big, truly. With the way things seem to be going, we could all use some more laughs. Thank you.

[@Backtobassics500]

Sneaky sneaky @ 3:16.

[@algilder2647]

love your videos brah keep them coming to funny

[@anthonyt425]

First!!!

[@DannyDownload8D]

Anthony Turner dude did we tie?

[@DannyDownload8D]

😂

[@anthonyt425]

Cam Nielsen I think so! (High five from my computer screen)

[@samuski36]

White guy here, I remember the first time I was walking around in "da hood" and I was asked if I knew what time it was. I looked at my watch and gave the time, and the dude just stood there like he was stupefied that I knew what time it was! :)

[@TylerLL2112]

I heard they do that to jump you when you look down. He was probably like naw... dude gave me the time. I’m not gonna jump him now.

[@kierrarichardson80]

@@TylerLL2112 🤣

[@russellgarmeson6605]

Fear is not a warning, it's a weakness to be overcome.... Pretty much sums up the attitude.

[@markbradley945]

This is great! Love your outlook on life. 🇺🇸

[@deanmadge3816]

I'm from Alberta, Canada and my dads been eating pickled eggs for the 36 years I've been alive. Love you videos, I've been going for an hour straight new sub bro

[@RektBySocr8sqq]

New sub, found you thru X MilitaryCriminal's reaction...I'm now on my 5th video 🤣🤣 you sir, are hilarious 🤘 -mandiJ

[@andrewzab83able]

"They grab snakes by the balls" is killing me. Love this guy!

[@curlywolfone]

I’m a white Texan, I’m a Cowboy, Survivalist and have taught other White People how to can and pickle everything possible. I did Security patrol in the Houston Wards. This is why I like your channel.

[@888huckleberry]

That is so FRICKEN true and funny as Hell. .

[@ricecrispy7951]

100% me! I don’t have any sense but I love seeing everything and meeting every one.

[@johnthomas4868]

Man I just became a recent subscriber but I have watched every one of your videos and I love them keep it coming you're hilarious

[@chrisnickle8585]

They grabs snakes by the balls🤣! Fucking love it!

[@realist-2024]

The pickled egg jar in my tavern has been sitting there untouched for decades...😂😂😂...nasty.

[@scottlevy4138]

I'm from Immokalee. I've been to the projects there. I've spent the nights with friends when I was in school. It cracked me up when you were talking about it.

[@Ducky27645]

Gosh damn your videos are gold. Lol... Keep them goin.

[@dougwisdom1239]

Amen! Been in the hood, heck I grew up in the hood! I didn't know I was poor until I got to high school around all the preps!

[@christalhostutler]

Dame you are so funny and cool you make me laugh in a time that is dark for me and loosing my children i feel like my soul been sucked away and its just a shadow left thank you for making me laugh stay safe

[@Weber1998Be]

Dude for real !!! i searched now over 3 hours for this song ;( PLSSSS GIVE IT TO ME .... PLSSS

[@jadeanphillips5008]

Dude I have not laughed this hard in years. Than you you blessed me

[@MelissaRocks1977]

Josh, I drive for Uber & Lyft & I’m always in the hood picking up & dropping off people. Let me just say, my nicest most respectful passengers come straight from there. A lot of them ask me if I’m scared being I’m a white female, & I can honestly say I’ve never been scared. I’ve met some awesome people there. 🥰

[@letsdostuff7767]

By far your best one! 1. Yup! 2. YUP! 3. Never heard of it 4. Pretty much 5. Meh....kinda Love your videos!

[@dalestill7311]

I'm dead..... I ain't laughed this hard in years. Thank you!

[@laurengarcia1023]

Your video was hilarious. I was laughing so hard. You must hang around with the same white guys in my family because I could perfectly picture everything you were talking about.

[@mainelytrees4666]

Love your videos. I literaly eat a minimum of a half dozen pickled eggs every day. Pigs feet are my Friday night celebration.

[@ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem4093]

Damn straight I love a big ass. Great channel man, you are hilarious and insightful.

[@rcrdquintana]

I saw a ghost walk by the door next to the refrigerator at 3:16 time index! lol!!

[@aaronlovell6026]

Yo Josh, remember when I told you, mudding hurts, paint balling hurts, every thing hurts. We were raised with every thing hurting. So the biggest dude in hood don't scare us. We just walkup there expecting pain. Much love from swamp belly Fairlane.

[@derekcrymble9085]

This guy is an artist . If you can be this articulate and hilarious , without bad language , it makes you present as professional . Step up to the mike dude .

[@jcli1829]

I'm dying over here. You man you need to get in a comedy club.

[@ambermegansharpton12]

I love your videos just for the record I'm from Alabama and telling you they not a foreign concept love them have since I was 2 years old

[@ebblue81]

LOL you got it. Keep it going! You aren't going to fail at comedy. That's for sure

[@GeoHvl]

Josh, Love your vids. I have been to Immokalee, Florida not much there but sugar cane and tomatoe fields. I could wrong but there cant be more than 25k people there. When I think of the HOOD it's like LA or Chicago. Next vid please flim this HOOD you speak of.

[@landshark3426]

Anybody else notice the light getting brighter every time he raises his voice

[@chuckloop1863]

I used to work with a black girl and she was afraid of snakes. Well, no GodDamned wonder with what you'all Dudes are packin'!! I Love your channel!

[@royalairships3008]

Why was this so scarily accurate 10 years after I experienced it?? I remember rollin’ through my boys hood and him rolling down windows and laughing; I stuck my elbow out like normal, it was summer! The tour was cut short cuz he was hungry..?!

[@nataliesurinova6812]

hahaaaa I rmbr a BBC special about crime in Chicago and the British reporter was just like this 😂😂😂

[@charliemaddock3459]

Your a very funny man !!! Go to the next level and do standup

[@androidtexts6948]

This guy is funny. It's great when people can be friends and not get offended easily

[@markshoemaker8632]

you....are....the.....shit, bruh I can't stop laughing when I watch your vids....keep up the good work. rite, wrong or indifferent it's alllllll good.

[@kevinrupp7383]

I hope you make it big someday. would love to come to one of your shows. maybe we could go out drinking with my friend bubba. you'll have a blast. good luck

[@flamingpieherman9822]

Used to love bahama mama's(pickled sausage)...and a dr pepper. And being a woman, I would have done the same...get to know your hood buddies lives

[@dhblan8591]

Old white guy here. I don’t eat those exotic foods but WTF are pickled eggs? Another funny video. Thank you Josh.

[@adamensor7289]

From a complete southern white boy it sounded like you all had an amazing time

[@shirleylake7738]

That made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

[@EmberedAsh]

Please do standup and come the uk one day id sit through an hour and half set man you funny as fuck XD

[@jerrykinnin7941]

Brings back memories of hauling KY Bourbon into the ABC board whse in Montgomery AL. In '96. And hauling freight into Memphis TN. Hoods fun at 2am In any town.

[@bethshadid2087]

Loved it!!! Born and raised Georgia Peach :) Love pickled eggs. My dad (rip) would unwind after work with pickled pigs feet and Pabst blue ribbon ( grossed me out tbo)

[@glbj67]

Back in the early '90's there was a documentary made. (Never watched it....didnt need to) think it was called "Gang War: Bangin' in Little Rock" . Well, brother man, that was MY hood. 09er baby!! Your friend Brian may have had more experience than he let on. Oh, and remember the movie "crisis at central high"? Well, I used to skip from my school McClellan and go to that one. ( My girl and best friend went there). Oh, and since my profile hat doesn't show it. My wife (who grew up thinking she was white but found out in her 50's that her beautifully tan skin was from Native American ancestors) used to laugh at me when I walked at night. "I can see you coming from 2 blocks away. Gary, you glow in the dark" Love ya man, keep the laughs coming