5 things I learned from drinking with my bright friends

Comedian Josh Pray had learned a lot lol but this may be his most important lesson 😂😂😂😂

[@Shiirow]

"You went to the bottom of the sea for some liquor." "Damn right we did, you said you liked it, so we made absolutely sure to pick some up for you."

[@emilyw1001]

Funny thing is I'd probably risk it just to try alcohol no one else born from the south ever has lmfao 🤣

[@tohanwi]

Exactly. We will go out of our way to ensure warm and fuzzy. My friend only drank Hennessey, so at the store I got the 200$ xo stuff, why because I hate Hennessey and I'm hoping that the 200$ doesn't taste like the 40$. Whiskey, Jonny blue label, crown reserve. Rum nothing under 10 years Then all the mixers. The point is you will be drunk, there will be a fire and there will be options for entertainment. I also incorporated spades and dominoes because I want to be a good host.

[@LewpyDrewpy714]

If you said you liked it. we go through hell and high water to get it for you! Why? Cause its proper procedure. Damn straight. Any questions?

[@MrsABC7997]

As a bright friend, Josh just described basically every house party, I've been to in the last 4-5 years! 🤣❤

[@doubleT84]

Always starts slow. "Yeah, ok, I'll have a beer and then I'll be on my way." 6 hours, 10 beers and half a bottle of rum later sleeping on the couch.

[@bigd4136]

"Now I don't know if I'm second hand drunk!" Holy shit that's priceless! Sorry Josh but I'm using that 1! LMFAO 😂😆🤣

[@bnotapplicable7000]

*Looks at my bar* "I don't have no Jenny Craig!?" *Runs to the liquor store*

[@badkitty4922]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😅😅👍👍👍

[@ericmclaughlin3095]

Being the oldest of my generation, at family parties I grew up being the bartender so none of the adults got distracted from their drinking. My family of six in a two bedroom apartment even made space for a minibar in the living room. Yes, I'm Irish, why do you ask?

[@chipparmley]

started mixing drinks for my aunts and uncles at 14 -- American here

[@makkimontoya7849]

Haha I'm half Mexican and I've bartended since I was like 10 and I'm 52 😂😉😎

[@troyspain7073]

Lmao

[@cylemckay-brown3481]

Aussie here, been bartending in my old mans garage since I was 8 Yes I became a bartender once I finished school

[@badkitty4922]

I'm Scottish, and I ALWAYS have to clear that question up. Lol!😘

[@jps2989]

My son, married with 3 kid. Still will drunk call his mom.

[@ct7567CaptRex]

As a son, not married, no kids yet, I can already tell you, I would do the same if I was in the position. Nothing beats the love between a son and his mom. Nothing. Full stop.

[@whatifitistrue7408]

Now that's just sweet!

[@acbutler42]

My mom will drunk call her son/my brother. Usually with drunk me hanging over her shoulder going, "Bitch where you at????"

[@Drakonis.Imperial]

If someone hands you an unlabelled mason jar full of clear liquid just go ahead and cancel your plans ... all of them. Side note: If ANYONE utters the words "Hey Y'all ... watch this!" ... turn your back and close your eyes, it'll save you from being called as a witness later on. . You may also want to check your bank account because there's a good chance you're going to have to bail someone out of jail.

[@johnmutz9919]

Agreed josh, my uncle will yell out whoop whoop, better take out your camera, cause he buryed a 4 whlr in 6 feet of sand, head sticking out like an ostrach

[@bobbierobinson6269]

💯%

[@Biddyjr]

Best legal advice. It'll also show up on KZbin later so you can go back and go 'yeah, good thing I didn't see that first hand.'

[@rosstheriot7410]

@@johnmutz9919 I have literally done this lol just snorkel pipes sticking out the mud/water

[@argarman09]

😂😂😂 were you at my last party?

[@RichLopp]

You’re observant 🤣😂🙏🏻

[@mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686]

Because he's the sober one. lol

[@sharonodom6423]

EXTREMELY OBSERVANT, he's really on point, lol. Side Night: many do keep a collection or get various liquors to accommodate all(to get everyone enjoying & avoid a trip--cuz Ive made a few if we missed something;-). Also, the 1 mixing drinks interupted, is liking trying to take over a man on the grill, smh

[@spec2re]

As a host of ongoing house parties, I can confirm. This. All. Happens. Keep the love flowing, Josh! You're the man!

[@kylebar724]

As a brighty I can conclude this is true

[@BRIAN316100]

"Brighty" I think this is supposed to be funny. It sounds funny.

[@mikerakes2208]

He just explained every weekend when I was in my mid 20's.

[@jamessantimarino2402]

This guy seriously just helps a trash day seem so much better, well done sir. You need a Netflix special.

[@68pointbreak]

Viagra on the rocks 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Oh #6. ...There are happy drunks and angry drunks

[@mundusvultdecepi1599]

And there can be a fine line between the two sometimes.

[@bobdillon7832]

True, but the angry ones are never invited back, and they are all quickly outcasts.

[@caldaque7354]

My bro Antwon has saved me from more drunken mistakes than I can remember. That being said he loves to remind me of my stupidity on a regular basis. Ain’t no better friend than that.

[@goldenretrieverdad]

Second hand drunk , you got that in powder form 😂😂😂 Bro you're a riot!!

[@carterluman6695]

Josh, want to go hunt intrusive snakes in the Everglades? I guarantee you'll come out alive with another Top 5 list :)

[@debbierhode6291]

LOL I AM THE DRUNK TEXTER HAHAHA!

[@RGD1982]

Same here even if the person I'm texting is right next to me

[@caseyw.8325]

sadly... I go beyond that and move on to Fb comments and Fb messenger messages!

[@ThatDudeNamedZ]

SAME!

[@daintylivinglarge968]

In the mi 70's I learned how to battened as a kid. I was 5 when my uncle Wick was explaining the different types of alcohol as well as how many finger along the shot glass to mix in with the kind of soda pop.

[@gingerhughes5949]

You are spot on. That's the way we are. I was usually the bartender, I don't drink anymore but back then, I could drink shots of Mescal (Tequila with the worm), just give me some lemon's and salt. I had people at the bar buying me drinks that I didn't even know, I was told, I was the life of the party. When you blackout from drinking and wake up not knowing how you got home, sick as a dog with alcohol poisoning, it's time to reevaluate your lifestyle.

[@justindavis4962]

As a bright person this is spot on

[@PotatocannonLol]

There is a bin at the front door for keys and phones.. gotta keep the drama in check

[@PotatocannonLol]

@Lapin Garçon the trade off is more fights(ish)/dumb ideas that sound too good.

[@JanaBama]

When we're drinking, guns go in the safe.

[@ct7567CaptRex]

@@JanaBama that sounds like survival chance enhancement. You should give the keys to the save to someone who isnt drinking in the meantime.

[@JanaBama]

@@ct7567CaptRex we all have safes at our house, the rule is whomever's house we go to, one of the owners stays sober, and packing (our safes use keys as a secondary form to get in, not primary) . Because if you're too drunk to drive, you're too drunk to get your gun back. That's the deal we allllll made when we started this. And it works swell.

[@JanaBama]

@@ct7567CaptRex but thanks for looking out!! 😁😁 smart ideas are always appreciated!!

[@vcat8136]

🤣🤣🤣 “Am I secondhand drunk?” 😆

[@secondamendment8773]

Josh. You need to do a 5 things video about active duty military drinking and then another about retired military drinking. 🤯

[@psychobetha]

oh man. just a couple of days ago i was trying to explain why i didn’t want another drink to my niece, and ended up telling her about the night a bunch of us got so drunk we literally crawled across the quarterdeck when we got back to our ship 🤦🏼‍♀️ thankfully it was our shop Chief on watch and he let us go, but the whole damn shop was still drunk at inspection the next morning 😬

[@CyFed_Republic_of_Kaltovar]

The CFRK thanks you for your many joyous videos that help to keep us from invading our enemies, salting their lands, and delivering a plague unto their houses out of boredom.

[@dontlikeitdontcare5441]

I just CANT STOP watchin Josh !!!!! LMAO !!!!

[@travisseaton6673]

All 5 for sure are the truth !! 👌👌

[@MichaelAruba]

-I tend to ease people in when they drink with me -I got every liquor under the sun -I am the bartender. I have an app just in case I get too drunk to remember the recipes -I get super happy when I drink -And I DO like my impromptu drinking contests Am I white now? My asian parents are not going to be happy about this...

[@matthew9677]

What app?

[@eklektikSole]

Four loco you a freak and gone go down through there. I hollered.

[@TubE-tr8yi]

That's...pretty much spot on Josh. And some of my friends have a bartender's recipe book, LOL. And you forget kegs and PJ juice.

[@samjordan8800]

Is that a real book? Or is there an app for that? LOL!

[@TubE-tr8yi]

@@samjordan8800 lol it's a real book.

[@richypederson4019]

I'm just here to say I feel personally attacked. I frigging love this guy!

[@313Valentine]

All 5 are solid 🤣

[@domfortino9752]

This the funniest guy around. Love this dude.

[@lakelandpiper8400]

The man had me at bathtub beer. I threw a lot of house parties my younger years. 150 lbs of ice and as many 30 packs as it would hold, bathtubs made the best coolers.

[@spaceman6215]

where i'm from Bright means smart.... It took me a long time to work out that wasn't what this was about....

[@SilverFoxy207]

🤣 I got your sly joke 🤣😂🤣😂

[@bobbierobinson6269]

😄😂

[@flarica64]

I thought the same thing until I watch the video. LOL

[@Brad901]

2nd Hand Drunk!!!!!! 😂😂😂 Been there

[@shyshadow8677]

Damn straight WE DRINK FuuuuUUUUNN!

[@stubbington08]

They don't drink for fun, they drink for "FUN!"

[@Karina-Loves-Andreas]

Holy Shit....you are spot on, friend!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewb8229]

"Somebody going to be a bartender." *me slowly raising my hand...

[@realist-2024]

Texting me do I love them...😂😂😂

[@badkitty4922]

I'm usually the bartender. Lol. It ALWAYS starts with making a pitcher of Cosmopolitans for the ladies, or a pitcher of Mojitos. Lol. THEN it snowballs from there!😂😂😂😂😂

[@heatherwade2373]

Funny because it’s true.

[@TylerLL2112]

"White folks don't drink for fun they drink for *FUN* " Actually, we drink to ease our crippling depression. But, you were close though.

[@Kdog4660]

I mean yeah LOL

[@melissarockbarton981]

I love these!!! You are hilarious and so accurate 😂😂😂 I don’t even drink hard liquor, but I sure as hell have every alcohol you can think of in my house right now just in case somebody comes over and wants it lol

[@TRIPPLEYT]

Got tanked at my neighbors 4 of july party and ended up walking back home and calling my older sister telling her i was drunk and hungry. Turns out someone at that party gave me a hamburger that i found in pocket after telling my sister i was hungry. felt like jebus heard my cry's and gave me a burger lol.

[@weshuber8055]

I wish I could party with this dude. Hilarious everytime

[@tonyh2181]

The bartender thing is funny as hell

[@beccaparrish2721]

Ah yes the drunk dial 😆

[@angie1keith]

Dude this is TOTALLY true 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RemoteCamper]

LOVE YOU MAN!!!!!! Not only are you hilarious, but you are SPOT ON!! I don't think you have ever been wrong about ANYTHING.

[@realist-2024]

You have a pretty good handle on my people josh... 😂😂😂...so funny so true!

[@questingchris1699]

Couldn’t help but laugh, my name is also Chris and that admittedly sounds like me drunk

[@coopertown7867]

Did we hang out and i just don't remember? Nailed it😂😂

[@mikejaworowski7043]

You're right about the phones 😂

[@ZzCanonBull]

There's a reason there's the saying "White girl wasted" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@faiththomas1749]

Have you ever gone country line dancing at a WHITE LINE DANCING CLUB I HAVE ( when I was 18 and moved to my current location I started line dancing , well the line dancing teacher who was in her 50s , as was a majority of her students has connections to a line dancing club...well one Saturday after the last class of the season we went ...knowing this I went...well unbeknownst to me there was a cute guy who was around my age (at the time which was 21 ) and the eldest female in my group ( miss teddy ) asked me to ask him to dance well after 3 dances ( I’m naturally shy he comes over to me and ask me ) my face was redder than a bruised tomato BUT I HAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE BCOZ OF THE SITUATION

[@benlaw4647]

Wild Turkey, makers mark ,Canadian mist, colt 45, the bull 40s....haha

[@seven1384]

Okay Tupac! 🤣😂🤣

[@MrKrazykraut]

Seriously. You're videos are so spot on.

[@Acesandeightz]

We drink for competition!!!! 🥃 💪

[@DTA-me3kv]

Says BRIGHT. LMFAO.

[@johngilmore7228]

"2nd hand drunk" XD

[@bangsdagong]

THANK YOU Josh!!! i finally understand myself....and allll those texts i send!!!

[@keeranimal8]

It's the Irish in us! 😂

[@hadmatter9240]

A friendly piece of advice: _NEVER_ drink with a Polish dude, because no matter how "hard" you think you are, he will be halfway through _his_ second fifth of vodka, still able to walk a straight line, while you're passed out on the lawn in your underwear.

[@ct7567CaptRex]

Same goes for russians. As well as estonians and finnish people.

[@AR-GuidesAndMore]

Having a polish coworker i can confirm that this is true.

[@Nick-ec7yh]

Same for us Canadians

[@zachscarbrough2727]

Polish people are born with a solid steel liver. It’s the only explanation that makes sense.

[@danielschmidtke9213]

It's why there is Polish people still. "Damn it's cold out." "Wanna stay in and drink? Again?" "I'm in!"

[@kittttcattt]

Yes so true at a different time in my life (young and fun)!!!!! You're so cool and funny.

[@drewc4216]

Can’t stop laughing bro

[@wendyraymond1751]

Absolutely brilliant thanku so much love and god bless x

[@goblinnest4791]

Ok, u nail it....But, u forgot about the Pine cone liquor and Fried possom peckers when we r riding in an Elevator!

[@TM-xr5ue]

Try eating gumbo and grilled oysters at a liquor rep's house.

[@bobbierobinson6269]

Where can you find one of those?

[@TM-xr5ue]

A liquor rep? They usually hang around the alcohol section of grocery stores and bars.

[@nevermore99x30]

🤢🤮

[@brettkelly4575]

In the typical bright guy I can bring a 24 of Corona and finish them lmao

[@madhatter3359]

Found your videos and have been watching them for a few days I’m now subbed

[@meganschiller7580]

Lol... sometimes I can't tell if you're angry or just excited...

[@wrenchesinmotion3282]

Yes, you should probably check on Chris.. lol Great stuff

[@KingofKarnies]

We like experimenting usually in Highschool we just start mixing drinks to see what's good. By 25 we have at least 4 drinks.

[@phildicks4721]

I don't know, I'm most likely to offer you some Wild Turkey 101 right away.😉

[@T-Rod423]

You gonna have Jenny Craig 😂😂😂😂

[@douglovesbeef]

dats some funny shit right there...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@matthewmccartney3926]

Love your show Josh. You always brighten my day.

[@huh4tofpv384]

All you need is little bit of shine.. you good bro

[@GigiTheBackyardHerbalist]

I needed that. Thanks! You absolutely nailed everyone perfectly. I think you must have been at my last party!😂🤣😂

[@cheryldowney2192]

Lmao🤣🤣🤣 You make my day always!!! Much love to you always...my family and I love you. ❤❤❤❤❤

[@asbrand]

Busted...I'm the white guy who always ended up being the bartender. And I've never worked as a bartender (professionally) in my life. ;-)

[@thomaspierog3467]

Bright friends now how to be a bartender because we make the drinks for our pops and moms

[@jrsanders1212]

Just want to say I very much enjoy the positivity and fun of your videos.

[@matthewmccartney3926]

I know I've said it before, but you brighten my day with your humor. Thank you Josh

[@Nezumis]

I actually have a bottle of rum that's branded as Davy Jones's locker.

[@linnettetuttle7013]

Josh is awesome!

[@Grease1935]

Viagra on the rocks 😂😂 I'm dead hey at least we are prepared to party🤘

[@goodluck-sx8zf]

Lol don't drink for fun. We drink for FUN!! Haha couldn't have said it better. Make a game out of it on top of all the other drinking we do. New friends get the short end of the stick. But really drunk I drove 8 hrs to pick up a buddy for my birthday party. We f*cked him up so bad when I took him home. He got married quit drinking/ smoking weed, had kids lol changed his life.

[@lazy010011]

The credits from starwars! Omg, awesome!

[@teeesmithhh9084]

You really should do stand- up comedy if you haven’t! Love, love your vids!! 😂😂😂

[@bigdogbigben]

LMAO as a bright friend I am the bartender out of the blue, I went to bartending school just for fun. I have a full bar at my house.

[@SuburbanSavage]

I wound up bartending at my husband's co-worker's wedding. No one knew how to make any drinks properly. My husband did not know that I had this talent, so he was confused. I explained that my parents used to host parties back in the day, and they needed to be gracious hosts, so I had to make the drinks. He did not believe me. He asked my dad about it, and my dad said, "well, it was easier to get her to make the drinks because the older kids would try to drink everything. Plus it was educational for her! Learning how to do math and reading. She had the jump on the other kids when she started school." My husband said, "Wait a minute. When did you start her as the bartender?" My dad said, "well obviously we waited until she was potty trained, so she was 2 years old. She makes the best damn Manhattan on the rocks! Wait til she's asleep and ask her how make drinks!" Apparently, I can rattle off recipes in my sleep! So this was just muscle memory at this wedding!

[@cashmoneypollock762]

So accurate😂😂😂😂

[@BRIAN316100]

HEY! I resemble this video. Well done...Well done.

[@Patrick-ml1mg]

Lmao this is all so true 💯💯💯🍺🍺

[@InterCity134]

Bless you sir.

[@GOBRAGH2]

100% accurate!