5 Things to Know before visiting Houston

[@qqueenb0321]

Born and bred in H-town and believe me... everything you said is on point! I love my hometown!

[@thagip2241]

Why the hell yall hate us in Dallas we love yall

[@flaming_cocaine_frogs7071]

Me too.

[@TheTechnoshaun]

@@thagip2241 We don't hate Dallas. We just want it known we are not anything like Dallas

[@andresgarcia9474]

I miss houston born there in 04 left h town in 2013

[@pinkpanther2777]

@@TheTechnoshaun SAY DAT SHIT AGAIN RO 5VE WARD IN DIS BITCH YA KNO BOTTOM ON TOP TAKING OVA MONEY

[@Marcus-gd7hw]

H -Town All Day... Sorry you had to come through Hobby... Try Bush next time..H-Town Love..

[@phobiaone306]

Most definitely!

[@trill1381]

H-TOWN will stay holdin

[@kateg7298]

There's nothing wrong with Hobby! C'mon now how can you not like a place that during remodeling had signs that said 'Scuse Our Mess'. Don't forget us south of Houston people.

[@randomkid9911]

I always go through hobby, i'm just so used to it now

[@spacecityHTX]

Forget the small congested city that is Bush Airport. .. Takes about an hour just to drive up to the drop off... Another 2 hrs to get thru security... Hobby you can arrive and get on the plane in under an hour

[@devilreject6878]

You forgot to.mention our traffic.. Our traffic is so bad even the nicest Houstonians will have the most terrifying road rage you'll ever see... And yes thats also me.. Lol

[@foosemustang2007]

Devil Reject lol.....me too!

[@Paramedgirl]

Yes, Houston traffic would have mother Theresa cursing like a merchant marine.

[@TheTechnoshaun]

I say Houston has the nicest people in the world here, until they get behind the wheel of their vehicle. Trust me on this though the traffic in Houston is nothing compared to entire I-5 in CA OR and WA.

[@heyitsfernanda8754]

Factsss

[@jaitao5656]

I live in Dallas and dated a girl in Houston for a while a few years back. The trip from Dallas to Houston damn near took less time than my rush hour trip from my entrance into Houston to my hotel on the other side of the city. Not even kidding.

[@ironangel667]

I'm from Houston area. I have one correction for you bro. It's not just Houston that feels that way about Dallas, its everywhere in TEXAS. Greatest country in the world!!

[@valeries9297]

Agreed. It's not like Dallas is terrible. It's nice, but. There's just nothing to do there. You got the government building and the park that's in front of it, and kinda that's it. There's nothing else to really DO there.

[@290TheEmpireRecords]

H Town 2 D Town

[@k.stacey7389]

🤣 Valerie S obviously you have never actually visited Dallas.

[@earldeanpowell]

No way, bro. Been here 60 yrs. San Antonio, Dallas, ft worth, Abilene , Longview. Mom grew up In Houston and left and never went back. bro worked there one week after college and then joined military to get away. School janitors won't even throw sawdust on the excrement spill Houston is.

[@Damianoutlaw]

@@valeries9297 Yeah your comment makes a lot of sense...there is NOTHING to do in a Dallas metro area of 7 million people. GTFO. Anything you can do in Houston you can in Dallas....except swim in a Dirty Ocean.

[@calebsmithwick8470]

Wasn’t born in Texas but moved there at 6 months old and lived there till I was 21. Best city in the world man. Also, Houston rappers are the only ones who rhyme “wood grain” with “switchin lanes” 😂

[@user-zr9ub2fs4w]

When I visited Houston, the thing that stood out to me the most is how the city goes on and on and on. Living on the East Coast, cities are built up, not out.

[@stephskipcain4599]

That is my Houston! Nicest people in the country. Wildest town with just the best folks willing to help everyone.

[@candacechanel2950]

that's a damn lie

[@stephskipcain4599]

@@candacechanel2950 maybe i just find good folks every where i go...

[@candacechanel2950]

@@stephskipcain4599 good for you now stfu

[@atomicop]

unless there is a natural disaster, then they just rob, steal, and loot everywhere.

[@stephskipcain4599]

@@candacechanel2950 geez. Sorry you're so bitter. Sending hugs.

[@cybercitten326]

Yup glad you loved Houston i was born and raised.

[@tyshaniquewilliams8511]

Hey! I’ll be there this weekend. Any things I MUST do while there?

[@rpeebles]

No, we pick on Dallas because they are not Houston but they are TEXANS and we Texans stick together. Will kick everybody else's a$$ together....then we will fight each other because we love each other like brothers and brothers fight. :)

[@Lord_of_the_sixth_house]

We're allowed to pick on Dallas but if anyone else does we'll kick their ass

[@yobamajoe2595]

Literally these two comments ^^

[@MegaChorro123]

Exactly y’all

[@billybee3423]

Meh...I’m from Houston, but have been in Dallas for the last 21 years. I love to visit, but I won’t be moving back. Even though I still claim H-Town, I hate the traffic, humidity, and the F’ing hurricanes.

[@5josullivan]

Your right, Texans can pick on Houston or Austin. Don't let anybody else do it. The whole state will come together like siamese twins !

[@flynnmalin]

Houston is awesome!

[@sparklelastarr7576]

Lmao I’m from Houston and this is all SO true!! 😹😹

[@toya4113]

Who is the best realtor there to help with renting homes? DMR any good?

[@kebrongee9614]

Why y'all don't like Dallas? Why y'all gotta hate

[@billyscott7172]

I'm from Florida too, Jacksonville, I've lived in a few other major cities too, d.c, Baltimore, but Houston is the best city in the country, hands down. I've been here 10 years and not going anywhere, glad to see other people agree

[@jkyoung7801]

Moving from Jacksonville to Houston in Oct. 😂😂😂

[@neverhungryagain2187]

@@jkyoung7801 😮😮👀

[@GoogleAccount00]

Same, I just moved to Houston today. I’ve been here less than 24 hours. I immediately called my mother and told her I’m never leaving Houston. Houston is now home for me.

[@billyscott7172]

@GoogleAccount00 welcome to the city

[@handel781]

We Love Texas from Iran ❤️🇺🇸❤️🇮🇷

[@liamleganne5565]

We Love Iran from Houston - Houstonian-Persian Connected ❤💯

[@clancysworld8188]

Houston loves Iran

[@spacecityHTX]

🥰💚💞 We love you right back!

[@jacobskelton6256]

More than 11,000 restaurants in Houston. It's really great.

[@k.stacey7389]

Sprawled out over 669 square miles, I’d hope it has more than average.

[@chuckhasballs]

10,999 of them are what a burger

[@jacobskelton6256]

@@chuckhasballs lol truth

[@letsdothis3332]

I think I have eaten at all of them

[@jamssnana4084]

My husband is working a consulting job for a year and a half in Houston. We live in a tiny town in Louisiana. People in Houston drive like they're escaping from asylums. It's terrifying. I keep my ass at home and he comes back every weekend. There's not enough Xanax in my house to convince me to drive through that mess. Y'all be careful.

[@seanmikel]

You cant be scared on the road here, you just learn quick reflexes and asserting your dominance.

[@polopolo8105]

Houston traffic is nothing to L.A.,Washington d.c. or new york

[@louszoo]

I45 is a racetrack

[@es7328]

@@seanmikel I don’t know about Washington, D.C. but I doubt it’s worse. But L.A. and NY , I can believe due to them being top 2 biggest cities in the U.S while Houston is 4th biggest.

[@belkyb14]

🙉😂😂😂😂😂

[@josenavyveterangallegos3490]

He said The Breakfast Klub. You forgot the taco trucks at every corner. He went cruising on Broadway 😂😂😂😂😂

[@manueltovar6771]

He forgot tacos de los muertos on fulton north side. Lol

[@josenavyveterangallegos3490]

He should've taken a drive on Bissonet and 59 souf or Airline dr on the nawf. 😂😂😂 Tacos and hookers.

[@manueltovar6771]

Or off of Jensen . 😂😂😂😂

[@kelseywilliams1914]

broadway and everywhere else in houston, houston has more taco trucks then we have tacos

[@nicktinson2950]

He forgot Timmy Chan and Frenchies lol

[@5gg-h6k]

Good1 my man love from Houston Texas

[@foosemustang2007]

Thanks for the love Josh! I wish I had met you while you were in town.

[@ExcessInModeration]

I like how you gave a really positive review instead of just making fun of or talking shit about a city. I got some friends in Houston, I'ma bout to Google shit to do and take me a road trip soon. ✌️🚘👍

[@mr.sinister233]

Shout out to South Houston aka Toco Town, Magnolia, 2nd Ward, Denver Harbor, South Park, 3rd Ward, 5th Ward, Cloverleaf, Sunny Side, Pasadena, Galena Park, Greenspiont, Alief, Channel View, . If I missed you still have love for all of Houston and add your hood to your comment.

[@ozielreyes2777]

Adrian Quilantan edgebrook meadowbrook

[@mr.sinister233]

@@ozielreyes2777 Right behind me. What up

[@lamejor19]

Adrian Quilantan If you ever go to los crosstimbers in Northside go to el Pibe the best Mexican Ice cream shop

[@devodayoungan3016]

Adrian Quilantan Mo City - Ridgemont 4 🤘🏾

[@mr.sinister233]

@@devodayoungan3016 Thanks for representing Mo City Ridgemont 4 🇨🇱

[@sendit7777]

From H-town to Port Arthur, home of the third coast. Much love josh. Everything and every body is real and trill forever in the third coast.

[@rrjohn5]

Houstonian here...Nailed it, Josh! #5... giggle 😂

[@chrisvolckening9248]

Man you ate up🤪🤪🤪🤪love it all day!!!!thank you so much!!!

[@r.awilliams9815]

"If you're ever in Houston, you better do right, you better not gamble and you better not fight. Cause the sheriff will grab you, and the boys will bring you down, the next thing you know boy, you're prison bound." Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Midnight Special

[@denverlangley6549]

Not CCR, It’s Huddie “Leadbelly” Ledbetter from Shreveport/Mooringsport, LA and he was locked up in Houston at one point.

[@beerdonaldmcboozy]

Come on vacation leave o probation

[@dreamweaver1603]

Denver Langley thanks Denver. CCR remade that song. They didn’t experience it.

[@rltome]

R.A Williams 😂😂😂

[@vidacrazy]

@@dreamweaver1603 didn't know that

[@laurazimmerman8725]

Talking about our cars. They are so wild cause we practically live them it takes 2 hrs to get across town

[@rachelanne4775]

My hometown! There’s nothing like H-town!!!!

[@sdp3369]

The line was longer than the line to get into heaven. Kml too funny. Waiting on the next video.

[@mrwill1779]

Thanks for the video,after reading some of the comments I have to visist Houston now.

[@louszoo]

Houston is a big melting pot of people and cultures. I’ve lived here my whole life. Lots of good people here.

[@KeefScone]

Born and Raised H-town lady here, glad you had a good experience in our city, man! Next time you swing thru, try some hole in the wall restaurants and our plethora of exotic food from around the world. Also, the Parts Unknown episode about Houston is a really good peek into the city for y'all uninitiated! Keep up the on point an funny videos!

[@ThreeRainbowsOverTexas]

My husband used to judge a lot of the car shows he in Houston (as well as when the tours would go to other cities) and you are so on point. 😂 I've seen some interesting cars, bikes, power wheels, etc. It's pretty amazing what people do.

[@jay70333]

Got everything on point, I love my city mayne🤟🏾💯🔥

[@maxwellarthur48]

Im a native Houstonian and you're so accurate on your description bro!! Love the video.

[@amywickesser471]

👏👏🙌🙌 born an raised in H-town.

[@afficialaaron]

As a man born and raised in Houston, I cosign this message

[@williamgee6654]

Your spot on brother, I respect everyone, hold doors for everyone, always have a warm smile and greeting for any stranger, and as a table waiter drove a Convertable Jaguar XK8. Peace out brother.

[@wheatgerm1208]

Houston, loud and proud! He's right on every point. Why else would we put up with the traffic and the humidity? Houston has soul and brass, arts and bayous, and the finest people you'll ever meet.

[@kebrongee9614]

Why y'all hating on Dallas though? Lol

[@daddy-odizzy5180]

Houstonian here. On point, my bro!

[@dallasparty316]

The videos Josh did about Dallas and video about Texas in general were om point as well. Dallas peep here.

[@bobbileehall3567]

Josh! You are hilarious! You need to take this on the road! You are comedy gold!!! Get bz buddy!

[@zmack2560]

Houston born and raised. Glad you enjoyed my city bro

[@CedBenz]

Loved 😂the energy 💯✌🏾✌🏾 cali in the mist

[@robertmontgomery5277]

OMG....Houston here, moved to Houston on a 1 way air flight from Albuquerque, in 1985, with a suit case and 100.00 dollars...the best bad decision I ever made in my life....

[@neverhungryagain2187]

Lol $100??

[@GoogleAccount00]

Same, I just moved to Houston today. I’ve been here less than 24 hours. I immediately called my mother and told her I’m never leaving Houston. Houston is now home for me. I have more than $100.00, but the sentiment of a great decision is the same.

[@treizTUBE]

Space city born and raised, always keeping it real. You gotta hustle.

[@derek9153]

Born & raised in Houston. Houston is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There’s nothing like it. FYI- Ft. Worth doesn’t like Dallas either.

[@chaneymcdonnell5608]

Born and raised in Fort Worth and we HATE!!! Dallas. Real cowboys vs city slickers. True rivals in every way. Much love to H-Town though.

[@Bacopa68]

@@chaneymcdonnell5608 I'm a Houstonian who has been to Fort Worth only once. Loved it. Went to the Kimball Museum and saw art that reminded me of the Menil Museum in Houston. The Dallas hate in Houston originated in the late seventies and early eighties. We hate the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. We hate the Dallas Cowboys. We hate the TV show "Dallas". Yeah, Dallas was a major player in domestic oil at the time, but Houston was the center of the international oil trade at the time. Houston imported and refined oil, but also exported refined products to some of the countries the oil came from. Does Dallas have a port? No. No ships? not a world city.

[@precilianomartinez7387]

@@chaneymcdonnell5608 Wannabe cowboys. No real ones. That's all you got.

[@JJChism-ts5fb]

Made me laugh like crazy! Too true! Wish we could've hung out!

[@beerdonaldmcboozy]

Grew up off Aldine Bender near 59 found my way to east county then up to the sticks of east Texas

[@ShirleyKorianna]

Thank you for the praise!!

[@amymaliga1674]

Haha! Yes sir😊 We’ve got it all here in Houston! I wish I would’ve known you were here, because we could’ve taken you out to some really cool places. Next time you visit hit me up and come through IAH. Thanks for the H-Town props! We are Houston Proud & have Texas pride!💃🏻🕺🏻🙌🏼 Man, Taqueria Del Sol would have been my 1st place to take you. Next time buddy😊

[@tashab09791]

You were in Houston??? I'm dead!! I missed you and everything you said was true!! Haha haha!!

[@mr.sinister233]

Not to mention our diversity. You will see all kinds of walks of life hang out with each other. South East Houston born and raised. 45 South all day.

[@rosejacob291]

FACTS

[@razztazz1982]

Good video! You crack me up. Glad you had a great time in Texas. I absolutely love living here.

[@michealhagler791]

H-Town hospitality at its finest. Glad you liked it.

[@edwardscissorhands6801]

Thats for summing up my life in my home town in a nut shell

[@diamondunicorn2421]

😂😂😂😂 I lived in Houston for 11 years. I’m dying laughing cuz everything he said is true! Lol!!

[@williamtauriello1581]

Lived in Houston for a year. Loved it! 1200HP Cadillac billboards and even more on the street! People are awesome! Southern hospitality is alive & well in Houston! If it weren’t for the fact I love where I live now(Phoenix), I’d be there in a heartbeat!

[@traviswolf6136]

this mans energy is UNMATCHED

[@DimeMindGang]

I love H-town. Get mad love there🤘🏽 better than DFW lol can't wait to move

[@jasminehernandez2939]

I was born and raised in Houston, Texas but I now live in Georgia bc my mom got transferred but no matter what H-town for life🤘🏼

[@sauchronicles2794]

I’ve been to Houston twice fam. The first time someone checked me and told me I was pronouncing it too proper (I’m from NC) and told me to slur it some more 😂😂 The second time I got lost and was randomly walking through a neighborhood which they knew I wasn’t from there but instead of putting a green light on me they made sure I was good and figured out my way around the city. Even put me on to some good food. I love me some Houston and I really want to move there! Shoutout to all the Houstonians, much respect to y’all ✊🏾✊🏾

[@labanjohnson]

Very astute observations, and on pointtt

[@opmiii]

Brua, you hit the nail on the head with all that!!!!

[@taggmein8]

Yasssssss!!!!! Come back Turn up with us HTown 🤘🏽Awesome commentary Thanks for the luv

[@rockhart8177]

Facts, I’m here now.. coolest people ever ;for sure.

[@jerrysantos6484]

Wish I knew you was here. Sounds like yoy enjoyed our humble abode. Yoy come back now ya hear.. 😀😎👍

[@sacraeluvoe2584]

Any thoughts on tel-wink y’all ?

[@beautifulholley7848]

Yess Houston is the best I love where I live

[@sandistroud7305]

Come to West Texas. We still have dust storms with tumble weeds rolling down the highways. It’s interesting when a dust storm hits and it’s mixed with rain. It rains mud.

[@mjrcox76]

I lived in Houston for about 5 years. Spot on!

[@richardkimbrell3762]

That's my home. I was born at Kingwood Hospital. You should see us post-Hurricane it's a big party like everyone in the neighborhood if you didn't flood you were at someone's house in the neighborhood ripping out carpet, drywall, etc and having a beer. I talked to my neighbor down the road twice in 2 years but I was in their house working. But don't get me wrong everyone's packing a gun. Never go anywhere on 1960 during rush hour. It's funny though I moved to Colorado and my best friend is from Dallas, we constantly talk mess to each other. Keep up the awesome vids man.

[@5josullivan]

Houston's got great mexican food ! The best !

[@jaitao5656]

I'm a Dallas resident and dated a girl from Houston a while back. I never even realized the general animosity that they had for us until then. I always kinda fondly looked at them as our little brother. I guess that kind of explains the resentment that they have for us. LMAO.

[@CAPtinplanet]

isn't Houston the larger city?

[@kebrongee9614]

@@CAPtinplanet it's the larger city but not the bigger market. Dallas has a bigger market

[@CAPtinplanet]

@@kebrongee9614 The Dallas/ Fort Worth metroplex is a larger market, that’s two metros.

[@kebrongee9614]

@@CAPtinplanet I know what's your point

[@CAPtinplanet]

@@kebrongee9614 My point is; in no way, shape or form does Dallas appear or feel larger than Houston. Because it’s not. What was your point bringing up market size comparing 1 metro vs 2 metros?

[@SweepsSlotswithSarah]

Born and raised in Houston (Hobby Airport area) and while the people may be nice the traffic is horrible. Been living South of Houston closer to Galveston for 10 years now and avoid driving to Houston as much as possible! Unfortunately due to work I'm looking at having to move North of Houston soon, maybe to Cypress or Humble area, POSSIBLY Jersey Village...but I will NEVER live in South Houston again! But as far as different cultures, things to do and food go, Houston definitely has it all! everything

[@neverhungryagain2187]

Dallas traffic is bad so what is your point

[@nardybernard8363]

Houston is so much more friendlier and real hospitality 😎

[@cherokeelove5346]

My hometown. On point!

[@x4x4offroad87]

Hey man I love Houston My grandmother lived down there for years That's where my dad's from I pretty much grew up down there I love it traffic's not great but got to love Houston I've seen it grow up on the outskirts of it through my lifetime and I'm 33 the outskirts of Houston have grown up so much I used to know how to get around I don't know how to get around it anymore

[@ChillWill281]

I love my city mane 🤘🏾

[@westaytdshorty3823]

I fucks wit yo energy n yo mindset me n my homie gettin a crib out there n most people would only name off the negatives wit they negative ass mind set

[@neoncatfish4038]

When it comes between Houston and Dallas it's more of a sports thing! Born-and-bred Texans as a whole will stand United as one! And you can put a lot of them people that say they got here as soon as they could in the mix too! It's a Texas thing!

[@transistor281]

We don't hate Dallas we're all Texans, but Houston has that Southern Fried Ass kicking vibe like we're the best.

[@brianl3156]

We hate Dallas but as far as you’re concerned we don’t.

[@KNGDOMGIRLIE]

I’m moving to Texas and this made me excited to go 😂😂

[@kevinnugent223]

Spent last week in Houston suburb , the nights are really nice . The days are hot A F .

[@mobrien7211]

I know a guy here in east Texas whose interior is all alligator skin caddy xlr

[@lucasb3462]

Was his last name coburn

[@mobrien7211]

I disagree Dallas and Houston might like to pick on each other, but we're Texans. A whole lot of people from Dallas went down to Houston to help when they got flooded.

[@leslieshafer6343]

True, Texans might give each other a hard time, but when disaster strikes we try to take care of each other.

[@JazzyBlackNettah]

Yup

[@manueltovar6771]

Its always trash talk especially about football basketball and baseball. But in the end we all Texans and we do for our neighbors.

[@dreamweaver1603]

It’s like when you talk shit about your sister, but if someone else does watch out!

[@manueltovar6771]

@dreamweaver exactly!!

[@aaslt175]

How did nobody suggest Frank's Grill for breakfast. One of my favorites, but I can't have anything planned that day, because as soon as I'm done eating I'm falling into a food induced coma

[@290TheEmpireRecords]

290 & Dacoma

[@obadiahyasharahla1028]

Yea franks the truth, they did but breakfast Klub came up alot more

[@mikethecountryboy8316]

Houston and Dallas may not like each other but both would get together to defend Texas itself

[@candimorgant.8063]

City of REALITY! AMEN... I have lived here for 30yrs, and it's EXACTLY how I said it 30yrs ago when they asked me why I escaped here... Opportunity reality or poor reality... You can definitely be REAL here! Lol, but for real!!

[@DARWINZOO]

Massachusetts girl with Texan parents and ancestors. I've lived in Seattle, Los Angeles, NYC, Plano, England but Houston was the Best. West University yeah but.. Ninfas.

[@huh4tofpv384]

H- TOWN.. 💯💯✊✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿. Houstonians are FAMILY.. we have been thru hell (every summer) thru hurricanes 🌀.. floods.... and we all love our neighbors (during the storms) but no one Messes with Houston.. Dallas just wishes it was Houston.. they get snow.. we don't..(usually)..

[@BlackYouTube369]

Have lived in houston for last 8 years I WOULDN'T LIVE NO WHERE ELSE #ItGoesDineInHtown

[@flyboi9688]

It’s definitely my next move I stay in Phoenix and everyone is moving to Houston

[@localcelebrity2972]

Born and raised in H-town and been around the world as well. Agree with a lot you said.... except the nicest people in the country statement. There's some real sincerely nice people here, although so many are true a-holes!

[@kristofferward6457]

Love my home town of Houston

[@neilobajtek1174]

Houston and Dallas was dope. I'd love to see you do Cubs fans vs Sox fans

[@charlesbailey5678]

I used to live in Houston, and I currently live in Dallas. You were absolutely correct. Dallas is great, but there’s no place on Earth as good as Houston. The one exception is that the economy and housing markets in Dallas are a little bit better.

[@neverhungryagain2187]

Why the hell would you move

[@charlesbailey5678]

@@neverhungryagain2187 I got married to someone who had better job opportunities in Dallas. We'll be back one day.

[@neverhungryagain2187]

@@charlesbailey5678 oh

[@brownsugarbayb]

I wasn't ready for that outro song 😂

[@jaydogg2504]

Htown baby..I know what it is..from the South to the Nawf we representin...he ain't lyin bout the rides..even grandmothers here riding on rims and a fif in da back lol..🤘🏽🤘🏽😎

[@lainicsstudios1111]

Same with Los Angeles here in California you have everything all in one

[@MusicLovesYou4ever]

Thanks for the info! I'm moving to Houston but only to study (go to school/university), then I'll leave. Hope people don't mind I'm there. I understand people don't want more people living there.

[@SPBurglarBarsFences]

Next time ride down airport to sunny side then take that Scott st all the way to down town.you will love the scenery

[@keevomora]

I live 2 blocks away from the Breakfast Klub, you're on point lmao

[@manueltovar6771]

I love H-town thats my home town . But its the Dallas Cowboys i root for. Yeah i know im ganna catch some heat but it is what it is. Astros and Cowboys baby !!!!

[@juliancercy9989]

H-Town! Gotta love our people an slabs 😂 after getting flooded every other year you gotta treat each other right you don’t know when you need a hand 🤘🏽