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Mental Outlaw

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3 жыл бұрын

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@linoxyard
@linoxyard 3 жыл бұрын
It started as an April fool's joke but quickly became a lecture on society, privacy and freedom. That's why channel.
@kenny-kvibe
@kenny-kvibe 3 жыл бұрын
I've also seen this one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/onSZe6eliLNggbM and it got me good ...
@gwae
@gwae 3 жыл бұрын
Wait it's a joke? I thought everytime I play Solitaire I was playing hardcore DOOM
@johnnycochicken
@johnnycochicken 2 жыл бұрын
@@kenny-kvibe I thought that was gonna be a rickroll lmao
@Triggernlfrl
@Triggernlfrl 2 жыл бұрын
Mental CIA law is a fool....
@censoredterminalautism4073
@censoredterminalautism4073 3 жыл бұрын
International shitpost day is kinda redundant when you shitpost every day of the year.
@techtiger2558
@techtiger2558 3 жыл бұрын
True that.
@gorillamunch1966
@gorillamunch1966 3 жыл бұрын
That's why he switched it up and posted the truth
@VivekYadav-ds8oz
@VivekYadav-ds8oz 2 жыл бұрын
April 1st is bloat, remove it.
@claudiodiaz9752
@claudiodiaz9752 3 жыл бұрын
Came faster than Edge reinstalling itself without your consent.
@censoredterminalautism4073
@censoredterminalautism4073 3 жыл бұрын
Edge, the edgiest browser. It doesn't need permission to teleport behind you. They should make a new text editor and call it Edgytor, and have a mascot that tries to help you, just like Clippy, except it would be Dante from the Devil May Cry series, & Knuckles. Fully voice-acted. And if you pay 60 dollars for the DLC, Shadow the Hedgehog too. For 20 more dollars, you can make all of them wear fedoras and katanas and black leather trench coats. Man, I should be making all the decisions. The world would be a better place.
@OmegaMusicYT
@OmegaMusicYT 3 жыл бұрын
At this point they should just make Edge auto open when you search for something in the windows menu
@OmegaMusicYT
@OmegaMusicYT 3 жыл бұрын
Wait... It already does that
@alouisschafer7212
@alouisschafer7212 3 жыл бұрын
it literally fucking did when I downloaded all the patches for my 1909 install Of course I completely disabled the updater and set target release version to 1909 just in case so this bitch will never dare to force update me to 2004 or the trashheap called 20H2 Because 1909 lets you do some things that 2004 and newer won't like completely remove Cortana and Onedrive.
@techtiger2558
@techtiger2558 3 жыл бұрын
@@alouisschafer7212 wind blows. It really blows.
@caleb.39
@caleb.39 3 жыл бұрын
3:20 "most linux users are perverts and terrorists that should be avoided at all costs" I thought this was supposed to be a joke video
@censoredterminalautism4073
@censoredterminalautism4073 3 жыл бұрын
That's more correct that most serious videos.
@techtiger2558
@techtiger2558 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly cannot tell if this is satire
@caleb.39
@caleb.39 3 жыл бұрын
@@techtiger2558 good
@censoredterminalautism4073
@censoredterminalautism4073 3 жыл бұрын
@@techtiger2558 It's totally true. I even heard that there is a degenerate in this thread right now.
@manavtalreja8426
@manavtalreja8426 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mario583a kek
@Hartvigen
@Hartvigen 3 жыл бұрын
Stallman been real quiet since this dropped
@user-su4mt1zb1q
@user-su4mt1zb1q 3 жыл бұрын
the loli loving brit also watches this obscure gnu/linux shitposting channel what a surprise!
@richardstallman5151
@richardstallman5151 3 жыл бұрын
No I have not.
@richardstallman5151
@richardstallman5151 3 жыл бұрын
Hello
@richardstallman5151
@richardstallman5151 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-su4mt1zb1q hello
@lennymclennington
@lennymclennington 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-su4mt1zb1q he's Danish not British.
@scalawagmax
@scalawagmax 3 жыл бұрын
5 rupees have been deposited into your account
@ManInBlack718
@ManInBlack718 3 жыл бұрын
shekels*
@Akab
@Akab 3 жыл бұрын
mmmh... rubees !
@_Smokescreen_
@_Smokescreen_ 3 жыл бұрын
come back when you're a little mmm... richer!
@xmg_redux
@xmg_redux 3 жыл бұрын
@@ManInBlack718 oy vey
@Mike-wb3oc
@Mike-wb3oc 3 жыл бұрын
satya nadella has blessed MO with 5 rupees.
@ikazuchi-san5772
@ikazuchi-san5772 3 жыл бұрын
came faster than windows forcing an update on my computer
@TheMagicat
@TheMagicat 3 жыл бұрын
@Kulled mpv?
@andieve
@andieve 2 жыл бұрын
Your partner must not be happy with you then... Assuming you have one.
@BringMayFlowers
@BringMayFlowers 2 жыл бұрын
@@andieve They're watching a Mental Outlaw video, none of us are getting laid.
@rumfordc
@rumfordc 3 жыл бұрын
1. Windows automatically protects you by tracking your operating system activity 2. Windows automatically updates in case you have disabled your protection 3. Windows automatically re-enables automatic updates in case you have disabled your ability to re-enable your protection. 4. [REQUIRES UPDATE] 5. [REQUIRES UPDATE]
@Felix-ve9hs
@Felix-ve9hs 3 жыл бұрын
:( Your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just collecting some error info, and then we'll restart for you. 20% complete
@user-mo5tk7ys4c
@user-mo5tk7ys4c 3 жыл бұрын
@Grape_Zumo all
@jeanpierre5941
@jeanpierre5941 3 жыл бұрын
@@Felix-ve9hs You do realize that after a bug check the system is in such a critical state that I can’t do anything at below interrupt “HIGH LEVEL”, which means no file operations, so w hen it says “collecting some informations” it’s executing a bunch of callbacks so that critical data can be stored on a memory page and retrieved at next boot for a crash dump, Linux does more or less the same thing. When a kernel panics or Bug checks(BSOD) it’s a good thing it means the system could preserve itself, problems happens when it doesn’t. I dislike most *nix users for a simple reason, because they use Free software they think that somehow they know something, most of them don’t, are not system programmers and run pre compiled binaries without any form of verification just as they would on windows but sure they have a cool font and window manager to help them forget that they are looking at black box that they don’t understand out of sheer laziness. On the wise words of Ken Thompson: “Just Trust me Bro” they should reflect.
@deepakshivraj4881
@deepakshivraj4881 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeanpierre5941 Windows fanboy spotted
@VictorHugo-xw7qi
@VictorHugo-xw7qi 3 жыл бұрын
@@jeanpierre5941 ROAST THE WINDOWS FANBOY C'MON PENGUIN GUYS
@sigmastripes
@sigmastripes 3 жыл бұрын
Linux literally stole all of its commands from PowerShell
@thijmenvoskuilen3646
@thijmenvoskuilen3646 3 жыл бұрын
Yes that's totally how it went
@juillotine
@juillotine 3 жыл бұрын
Linux is just a windows theme
@user-xh3nm8oe2l
@user-xh3nm8oe2l 3 жыл бұрын
@@juillotine linux is just a halo mod
@marusdod3685
@marusdod3685 3 жыл бұрын
@@juillotine linux is just a windows app
@randika_perera
@randika_perera 3 жыл бұрын
@@marusdod3685 No its a halo mod 🤣
@pokemaster2129
@pokemaster2129 3 жыл бұрын
the nsa, fbi, and other letters of the alphabet was my favorite line, everything being halo ce is a close second though
@N.S.A.
@N.S.A. 3 жыл бұрын
You flatter us. We will come for you last.
@thecashewtrader3328
@thecashewtrader3328 3 жыл бұрын
@@N.S.A. e
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp 3 жыл бұрын
Once I had a dream, you press delete when your computer is starting, open up the BIOS setup program, then press F7, to quit it, into Halo, is always halo, the entire BIOS is just a Halo Mod, Windows actually runs inside Halo. wait it was not a dream
@weaver3636
@weaver3636 3 жыл бұрын
@@N.S.A. I need a better job, can I apply?
@N.S.A.
@N.S.A. 3 жыл бұрын
@@weaver3636 Sorry, not perverted enough. Although you might want to try the F.B.I.
@skittleripple
@skittleripple 3 жыл бұрын
Nice to see a very factual and insightful documentary on windows prosperity and those dirty penguin neckbeards.
@N.S.A.
@N.S.A. 3 жыл бұрын
He didn't even talk about IE6 with its code reverse engineered from alien tech.
@TheMagicat
@TheMagicat 3 жыл бұрын
@@N.S.A. dude people arent supposed to know about that yet
@weaver3636
@weaver3636 3 жыл бұрын
Hey new linux neckbeard checking in, I picked the right month to sign up.
@Josuavl387
@Josuavl387 2 жыл бұрын
the video is a joke
@skittleripple
@skittleripple 2 жыл бұрын
@@Josuavl387 uh no? That would be a pretty big waste of time, especially since Kenny has a real job + KZbin on the side, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have the time to make joke videos. 😑
@Calajese
@Calajese 3 жыл бұрын
There is way more os-tan fanart of windows than linux, checkmate linux users
@censoredterminalautism4073
@censoredterminalautism4073 3 жыл бұрын
And more importantly, if you to to Paheal, there are only 9 pictures of Bill Gates and 4 of Richard Stallman, and none of Linus Torvalds (yet, since there can be no exceptions to rule 34). However, the most recent one of RMS is him fucking the Windows 10 OS-tan (he also has GNU/chest hair), so I don't know who really wins here. You mean that don't look for lewds of famous real people for a laugh? Well, you're weird.
@censoredterminalautism4073
@censoredterminalautism4073 3 жыл бұрын
@Grape_Zumo I mentioned the Stallman thing in another comment not that long ago. No, it's not Endless Eight in real life. Wasn't exactly the same comment, though.
@techtiger2558
@techtiger2558 3 жыл бұрын
GNU+checkmate
@prengle5474
@prengle5474 3 жыл бұрын
10-tan is an ugly yandere bitch though...
@rabbitdrink
@rabbitdrink 3 жыл бұрын
_sad tux noises_
@TheMagicat
@TheMagicat 3 жыл бұрын
You swore to destroy the proprietary software, not join them!
@jnnx
@jnnx 3 жыл бұрын
Prequel nerds are the worst.
@miller42
@miller42 3 жыл бұрын
@@jnnx dilate
@censoredterminalautism4073
@censoredterminalautism4073 3 жыл бұрын
@@jnnx When a franchise gets to a late 2010s level of cringe, the early 2000s cringe doesn't seem so bad anymore.
@techtiger2558
@techtiger2558 3 жыл бұрын
It's April 1st... Look it up if you've been living under a rock.
@metagen77
@metagen77 3 жыл бұрын
@@Darenz-cg9zg In current year, you can't be sure anymore
@mapleint997
@mapleint997 3 жыл бұрын
6:35 'high school' puts an image of a bunch of asian toddlers
@archygrey9093
@archygrey9093 3 жыл бұрын
Thats how Japanese teens look according to anime
@10e999
@10e999 3 жыл бұрын
Just to clarify: The rover doesn't run Linux. The experimental deployable helicopter does. Btw great video!
@incremental_failure
@incremental_failure Жыл бұрын
Duh, of course, it runs Windows Vista with default settings. The best OS of all time.
@williamduncan7401
@williamduncan7401 Жыл бұрын
I personally installed Microsoft Windows™ Enterprise®™ 88 Security Update 9H11K7D Premium© NoVirus©®™ Ultimate™™™™
@Moonlight-pk2st
@Moonlight-pk2st 3 жыл бұрын
Windows is so cool, it even added the WSL to protect Linux users as well.
@friend7120
@friend7120 3 жыл бұрын
April 1st feels like it lasts forever
@TheMagicat
@TheMagicat 3 жыл бұрын
Its... it’s still April first
@quintencabo
@quintencabo 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMagicat yeah exactly woah
@KTibow
@KTibow 3 жыл бұрын
maybe timezones?
@quintencabo
@quintencabo 3 жыл бұрын
@@KTibow now it's not april 1 anymore for me and I haven't even looked at the minecraft april's food yet
@KTibow
@KTibow 3 жыл бұрын
Right now for me, it's 4:43 PM on April 1st.
@POINTS2
@POINTS2 3 жыл бұрын
The real April Fool's joke is that Arch now has a guided installer
@techtiger2558
@techtiger2558 3 жыл бұрын
That doesn't support BIOS XD And it's been there for 2 weeks XD
@bsahin7110
@bsahin7110 3 жыл бұрын
@@techtiger2558 I thought it was a joke too, and the PKGBUILD ran echo "rm rf /* Epic troll!" or something. But apparently it's an actual program/Python library.
@Caellyan
@Caellyan 7 ай бұрын
So that's why I have to wait extra 10 seconds for it to unpack into RAM every time I break my PC...
@CircaSriYak
@CircaSriYak 3 жыл бұрын
just think; at this very moment, the loathsome stain of systemd is probably traveling across the surface of mars as we speak
@techtiger2558
@techtiger2558 3 жыл бұрын
It should've been initrc or s6
@kimcosmos
@kimcosmos 2 жыл бұрын
@@techtiger2558 really? Its too big for a RTOS
@o.aggelos
@o.aggelos 2 жыл бұрын
If the robot had so much resources to use init systems, that'd be cool.
@CyberBoy8799
@CyberBoy8799 3 жыл бұрын
I swear I actually fell for the joke because I saw the notification and 10 mins later I remembered it was april fools when I opened the video
@nothanks5531
@nothanks5531 3 жыл бұрын
I saw that it was a mental outlaw notification so my subconscious automatically swapped linux and windows
@DarthDweeb
@DarthDweeb 3 жыл бұрын
I was worried this was going to be an April fools joke. This ended up being one of the most informative videos I've seen this year.
@bruhgamer317
@bruhgamer317 3 жыл бұрын
Social credit +10 points. Earned place in bread line
@techtiger2558
@techtiger2558 3 жыл бұрын
This makes me sad
@rlenclub
@rlenclub 3 жыл бұрын
"are you going to trust a freakin clam to protect you against this guy? [scary image of real hacker]"
@nevin3543
@nevin3543 3 жыл бұрын
The last part about school though :( Almost everyone in my school thinks like this and its annoying
@monad_tcp
@monad_tcp 3 жыл бұрын
He basically also described how most OSS works.
@Will-uv9kx
@Will-uv9kx Ай бұрын
Thats life for some people. Not in any sort of elitest or big headed way its often a good thing to try and be different than those who simply aspire to be a part of the bigger crowd.
@thecodedshader
@thecodedshader 3 жыл бұрын
We didn't even realize up until now that Windows 10 is a mod of Halo itself. Because it has got Cortana, the best inter-galactic waifu you'll ever see...
@anonymous82783
@anonymous82783 Жыл бұрын
@@rabbitdrink reminding you that you made this comment so you can delete it
@rabbitdrink
@rabbitdrink Жыл бұрын
@@anonymous82783 thamks
@anonymous82783
@anonymous82783 Жыл бұрын
@@rabbitdrink it would please you to that i forgot what you said, you may sleep now
@rabbitdrink
@rabbitdrink Жыл бұрын
@@anonymous82783 me too lol
@MindsetPower
@MindsetPower 3 жыл бұрын
6: Windows users benefit from the expertise of Indians tech support for free
@Mario583a
@Mario583a 3 жыл бұрын
Even Linux is targeted, afaik.
@Visquint
@Visquint 7 ай бұрын
@@Mario583a if you play along with a tech support scam and they see that you're using gentoo with dwm, their brain would start leaking goo
@deldrinov
@deldrinov 3 жыл бұрын
You've convinced me, Kenny. I already switched from linux and I'm much happier that way -Sent from my 17'' MacBook Pro with retina display.
@rayirth.upside-down
@rayirth.upside-down 2 жыл бұрын
Funnier fact: MacOS is Linux
@kimcosmos
@kimcosmos 2 жыл бұрын
@@rayirth.upside-down No its BSD but close. It was NeXT
@o.aggelos
@o.aggelos 2 жыл бұрын
@@kimcosmos both Linux and MacOS are Unix clones (Yes, clones. Not unix-like, everything is nearly the same as in Unix). MacOS uses a modified BSD kernel, GNU/Linux uses the Linux kernel, and Unix uses the traditional Unix kernel.
@kimcosmos
@kimcosmos 2 жыл бұрын
@@o.aggelos Meaning they are posix compliant. I know
@hellomine2849
@hellomine2849 3 жыл бұрын
3:01 lol you got me with the "other letters of the alphabet"
@Your_Degenerate
@Your_Degenerate 3 жыл бұрын
You got me with your profile pic
@hellomine2849
@hellomine2849 3 жыл бұрын
@@Your_Degeneratedon't look at my pfp you'll have nightmares :)). Wait wth you have the same picture
@kayak1984
@kayak1984 3 жыл бұрын
"The penguin worshippers ..." ahahahhaha
@korchevatel
@korchevatel 3 жыл бұрын
Ironic. He could save others from proprietary garbage, but not himself.
@o.aggelos
@o.aggelos 2 жыл бұрын
@BoulderBro999 why? There is something wrong with being proprietary, I could tell you some good reasons but I want to sleep
@zwiebec78
@zwiebec78 3 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for the "April fools", but you just made 5 solid points.
@boristodorov779
@boristodorov779 3 жыл бұрын
Today i switched to Linux. The best decision in my life
@Cookedfrfrfr
@Cookedfrfrfr 3 жыл бұрын
Can you tell me how you did it? I need help.
@JustA.Person
@JustA.Person 3 жыл бұрын
Браво бе борка, само така!
@tylerdean980
@tylerdean980 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cookedfrfrfr if you have multiple HDD’s install windows on one and Linux on the other, so you can seamlessly dual boot between them. Or if you don’t need windows for anything, just overwrite it completely.
@Cookedfrfrfr
@Cookedfrfrfr 3 жыл бұрын
@@tylerdean980 Alright. I have an extra ssd in my computer. Do you have any good resources I can follow to make my life a bit easier? I already tried looking for videos on how to move to Linux but none of them were really that good.
@federico2407
@federico2407 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cookedfrfrfr just choose a distro, put it in a usb stick with rufus, go to the bios and set the usb stick as primary device and save and it´ll prompt you to the guided installation, most modern distros automatically install grub bootloader, detect windows in your pc and enable dual boot, you can also install it in another partition on the same drive.
@kamalzubairov2344
@kamalzubairov2344 3 жыл бұрын
Windows has a great Indian support from many websites that'll check your PC and detect malware. Isn't it better to have this opportunity rather than be alone with shitty Linux?
@kimcosmos
@kimcosmos 2 жыл бұрын
ROFL 🤣
@alexzander4457
@alexzander4457 9 ай бұрын
lol
@subh0x
@subh0x 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@iosonomellioditu5898
@iosonomellioditu5898 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed for 7. 22 minutes, while being grateful to you for convincing me to switch to Linux a long time ago. Thanks
@user-zg9zy7zm8c
@user-zg9zy7zm8c 3 жыл бұрын
Normies: april fools Linux users: dooms day
@N.S.A.
@N.S.A. 3 жыл бұрын
Finally an objective review of Windows.
@Yezpahr
@Yezpahr 2 жыл бұрын
1:08 Lol, of course the Mars rovers run on Linux even in this alternative universe, you wouldn't want Windows on something that has to work for a decade without human intervention.
@sixunity1171
@sixunity1171 2 жыл бұрын
i dont know lmao, linux crashes on me way more than windows
@franky6193
@franky6193 2 жыл бұрын
@@sixunity1171 theres something youre doing wrong then, linux doesnt just crash out of nowhere if the user hasnt done anything wrong however my experience with a fresh windows install a week ago seems to be the opposite, as soon as i boot windows 11 up, i get an error about msteams that doesnt go away, i then have to uninstall teams to get rid of it, then after installing msi afterburner (again, new windows install, 2nd app i installed after firefox) i get something about a side by side config error and cant use it. overnight i install halo infinite and valorant and the next day its installing an update. i continue on my day and i get a bluescreen about video dxgkrnl fatal error or something (i installed nvidia drivers)
@dmitryburlakov6920
@dmitryburlakov6920 2 жыл бұрын
@@franky6193 so if YOU had this experience that definitely means Linux is more reliable than Windows, and sound card issues, snap mount fails, lack for drivers for newer hardware is basically non existent. Yeah that’s how it works.
@franky6193
@franky6193 2 жыл бұрын
@@dmitryburlakov6920 im not saying linux is the most reliable thing out there, i dont know why i experienced those things with windows. my experience with linux has been very smooth, using pop os makes everything work out of the box for me including drivers, nvidia optimus and optimizing my battery life. only problems i had with linux were when i was trying out arch and couldnt seem to set up nvidia optimus properly
@dmitryburlakov6920
@dmitryburlakov6920 2 жыл бұрын
@@franky6193 no problem with that, especially if you’re using PopOS and compatible System76 or Lenovo devices, sure you can get guaranteed reliability, and Windows is weird sometimes so I trust your experience, but it doesn’t mean everyone having the same experience. I just don’t like that you blamed user for having negative experience with Linux, which a lot of Linux fans do, which doesn’t help community or really anyone. Linux can be unreliable on desktop systems, and Windows can be super stable on embedded and servers almost as Linux is. I just very frustrated with the Linux community blaming users for having legitimate problems which even recognised by professionals. Not sure if you did that intentionally but that’s a very common behaviour for Linux fanboys.
@craigw4644
@craigw4644 3 жыл бұрын
Worth the click, very funny. Sent the link to a couple friends that will believe every word.
@pawouapproval984
@pawouapproval984 3 жыл бұрын
Hey thanks for your videos man. I started school at the beginning of the year, and these videos have been a great way to keep my mind in the field that I am trying to go into. I usually listen to them while I am working out (something I've never done before lmao) and I'm really thankful that most of your videos are less visual and more about the content themselves. You definitely deserve growth and your subscription count shows because of it. This isnt an april fools joke or anything lol
@Dennis-Earl-Smiley
@Dennis-Earl-Smiley 7 ай бұрын
Linux Mint made my machine actually work, while windows could not.
@primorock8141
@primorock8141 3 жыл бұрын
This is the quality content I subscribed for
@Sam-bt9mi
@Sam-bt9mi 3 жыл бұрын
"Nobody has ever paid for Linux" **sad Red Hat noises**
@fishyc43sar
@fishyc43sar 2 жыл бұрын
*sad SuSE noises*
@WololoWololo2
@WololoWololo2 6 ай бұрын
**Sad Zorin OS Pro noises**
@LowLevelLemmy
@LowLevelLemmy 2 жыл бұрын
You forgot that checkers is also just halo with a new texture pack.
@zopeck
@zopeck 3 жыл бұрын
Oh man! This is fu***ng superb! I simply could not stop laughing :) Thanks! Awesome video!
@Pariatech
@Pariatech 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no he got the jab! He's going crazy!
@censoredterminalautism4073
@censoredterminalautism4073 3 жыл бұрын
Wait until he gets the proprietary nanomachines from eating Microsoft synthetic cockroach meat. It would be funnier if it wasn't real. This is your future. Not mine, though, I will be in a grave.
@silvio2603
@silvio2603 3 жыл бұрын
You VILL use Vindows and you VILL be happy.
@SEB1991SEB
@SEB1991SEB 2 жыл бұрын
Interesting, Linux is on the Mars rover being sent through space. And Linux is based on Unix. The inventor of Unix was actually inspired to create Unix after porting an early video game from one computer to another. That game was called ‘Space Travel’. So ‘Space Travel’ eventually led to real life space travel.
@Will-uv9kx
@Will-uv9kx Ай бұрын
That game was actually halo
@trailblazercombi
@trailblazercombi 3 жыл бұрын
Next up: Microsoft uses this video as an ad!
@testhekid
@testhekid 3 жыл бұрын
someone who turns an april fool video into a semi useful-sarcastic video deserves me respect
@noideac
@noideac 3 жыл бұрын
Hits harder than a Windows 10 bug
@m5w5
@m5w5 3 жыл бұрын
"some actually good antivirus, like Windows Defender" lol I lost it at that point
@captainet8315
@captainet8315 3 жыл бұрын
>Implying that windows defender is not actually the best AV you can get on winblows...
@comicsans1689
@comicsans1689 3 жыл бұрын
@@captainet8315 It's the least sucky one. Antivirus on Windows sucks in general.
@comicsans1689
@comicsans1689 3 жыл бұрын
@Gui Exactly! Windows Defender on its own will routinely use a lot of the CPU, RAM, and HDD/SSD while doing background scans.
@lancebarreto
@lancebarreto 3 жыл бұрын
@Gui But won't ubuntu need an AV as well as it becomes more popular? There are no viruses cuz there's no commercial incentive (Unless i'm wrong, in which case kindly enlighten me)
@lancebarreto
@lancebarreto 3 жыл бұрын
@Gui swizznet so isn't it the same thing in windows? For these programs to cause harm you have to give them administrator permission tight?
@erwinjitsu_3706
@erwinjitsu_3706 3 жыл бұрын
3:53 Lahti m39 with Ian from forgotten weapons, I love how you could find a picture of him to put there! Well done!
@absolutelyproprietary6896
@absolutelyproprietary6896 2 жыл бұрын
3:21 I like how you are showing stallman while talking about perverts lmao
@hungrysnail.
@hungrysnail. 3 жыл бұрын
What is crazy is some people use these arguments in a serious way haha. Like "telemetry and payed software is good because it gives you a premium experience" "open source bad because anyone can see the code and try to do bad things, closed source good" "windows is a premium experience more stable than any other OS" (of course they're gonna whine when windows crash but if you suggest try use Linux, windows somehow becomes the most stable OS of the world for them)
@techtiger2558
@techtiger2558 3 жыл бұрын
facts
@BRORIGIN
@BRORIGIN 3 жыл бұрын
This is the first and only april fool's video today that I've actually found funny. Great video!
@AriannaEuryaleMusic
@AriannaEuryaleMusic 3 жыл бұрын
"Free cheese, can only be found on a mousetrap".
@undersquire
@undersquire 3 жыл бұрын
TelemetryOS
@knightrider585
@knightrider585 3 жыл бұрын
Luke is going to rip these claims apart when he does his response video!
@techtiger2558
@techtiger2558 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@spanishchair
@spanishchair 2 жыл бұрын
I could hear the pain in his voice when he said "Even McAfee is useful" at 4:40.
@JINORU_
@JINORU_ 3 жыл бұрын
scaring my neighbors laughing really hard at that John McAfee jole
@vinichab
@vinichab 2 жыл бұрын
As a Brazilian, I wonder what the NSA, FBI and CIA are even doing with my data
@zimbu_
@zimbu_ 3 жыл бұрын
Good points. Reinstalling Windows Me now.
@SpiritmanProductions
@SpiritmanProductions 2 жыл бұрын
I might switch to Linux. Will After Effects render more quickly without Windows's bloatware?
@laseen7809
@laseen7809 2 жыл бұрын
If you mean Adobe after effects then no as it’s not available without wine (a windows emulating software) and even then it’s going to be less efficient
@bigmoneygangster1498
@bigmoneygangster1498 2 жыл бұрын
@@laseen7809 do you know what wine stands for
@kashmirwillwin3124
@kashmirwillwin3124 2 жыл бұрын
@@bigmoneygangster1498 Yep, my only problem with wine has been that still not many games run on it, efficiency has never been a problem. and never had any problems with softwares, so I'm sure After Effect will run better with wine
@SpiritmanProductions
@SpiritmanProductions 2 жыл бұрын
@@laseen7809 I thought so. I'll give it a miss, then.
@SpiritmanProductions
@SpiritmanProductions 2 жыл бұрын
@@themblue8236 Considering I produce media products exclusively for corporate clients, I can't see myself going down those rabbit holes lol
@RedVRCC
@RedVRCC 2 ай бұрын
Fun fact, the AT rifle you showed is the Finnish Lahti 20mm from the 1940s and the tanks you'd be dealing with (assuming Russian ones given the putin image) would be T-72s and T-90s which have more _rear_ armor than that rifle can pierce.
@ahmadmomani3249
@ahmadmomani3249 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention Cortana, the most Sophisticated ultra-smart AI assistant. It can do a lot of things like making reminders and uhmm...... .. quitting you from your CS:GO ranked match randomly ever while. Cortana is the reason that I quit from crappy arch linux, yikes.
@tuxinal5661
@tuxinal5661 3 жыл бұрын
The rover doesn't use Linux it uses some proprietory os but the drone that is sent alongside the rover uses linux because it has an arm cpu and nasa engineers didn't want to rewrite the whole os when they could just slap linux on it but it still is an inter planetary os
@NeveJay
@NeveJay 3 жыл бұрын
some people didn't check the date and disliked on impulse
@thingsiplay
@thingsiplay 3 жыл бұрын
I have a strange feeling that those people checked the date...
@techtiger2558
@techtiger2558 3 жыл бұрын
I almost did
@richardstallman5151
@richardstallman5151 3 жыл бұрын
I did he disrespected
@richardstallman5151
@richardstallman5151 3 жыл бұрын
@@thingsiplay stop using non free software
@thingsiplay
@thingsiplay 3 жыл бұрын
@@richardstallman5151 Stop telling me what I do or not do.
@prw56
@prw56 2 жыл бұрын
"Every now and then they (Hackers) surface from the dark web or the block chain." I nearly spat out the water I was drinking when you said block chain.
@nikunjkhangwal
@nikunjkhangwal Жыл бұрын
Linux penguin always looks like it's cooking some shady stuff with that sus smirk. Windows logo on the other hand is....well...WINDOWS. It literally inspires you to look and go outside, touch some grass.
@encampedmars627
@encampedmars627 2 жыл бұрын
The most annoying thing is I’d totally switch to Linux, but the fact that literally everything is compatible with windows, not so much Linux is really what keeps me from switching; as annoying as Windows can be.
@encampedmars627
@encampedmars627 2 жыл бұрын
@Linden Reaper I’ve tried to reply like 5 times but it keeps getting deleted for some reason, so imma keep this short. No not everything, but most stuff. Ik wine or qemu exists, but they’ll never be as convenient as native support. And lastly I hate the condescending attitude Linux users have towards windows users. It pisses me off. That is all.
@encampedmars627
@encampedmars627 2 жыл бұрын
@Linden Reaper Discord, AltStore, Valorant, and probably more. I know I could use wine or boot up a vm for Valorant, but it’ll never work as well or be as convenient as the native support on windows.
@encampedmars627
@encampedmars627 2 жыл бұрын
Also pa1ntd0tn3t. Spelt weirdly bcus I’m pretty sure stuff thinking it’s a url keeps getting it removed.
@encampedmars627
@encampedmars627 2 жыл бұрын
@Linden Reaper your comment got deleted
@encampedmars627
@encampedmars627 2 жыл бұрын
funny story, I actually tried pinta like 5 hours ago. Absolutely hated it. You don’t even know what AltStore is lmao. And to be honest, no. I ain’t gonna drop a game I’ve played a ton of just because it’s anti cheat is kernel level. Didja know that riot actually put a 100k bounty for anyone who manages to remote access a pc via their anti cheat? A quick search shows that, yes, it’s intrusive, but no, it is not spyware. Intrusive != Spyware. And FYI, telling people to just stop using/playing something so they can switch to Linux isn’t the greatest motivator. Again, I’m tired of Linux users acting as if all windows users are idiots. I know windows sucks ass, but I put up with its bullshit for what are, imo, good reasons.
@veasman2274
@veasman2274 3 жыл бұрын
Finally a video worth my time! I am so fed up by all this "Linux" propoganda. Linux neckbeards are bad, Windows is the only OS
@kirbcake
@kirbcake 2 жыл бұрын
The absolute only reason I still use windows 10 is because a large variety of the games I run will break on linux for whatever reason.
@TheFenecFox
@TheFenecFox 8 ай бұрын
I know this is an April Fools, but man I am a massive Microsoft fan. Such a fan that things like telemetry, bloat, and other legitimate issues that Windows had didn't bother me. I even bought a Windows Phone and road that ship until it crash, burned, and sunk. Know what made me change my tune after all these years? Rounded corners on Windows 11... Yeah I'm that petty (honestly, the processor requirement pissed me off the most)
@somo4227
@somo4227 6 ай бұрын
i miss windows 10 days
@GameDevNerd
@GameDevNerd 2 жыл бұрын
As a game developer I second the idea that Windows is the _bad-ass_ of gaming. We develop on Windows because it's simply the best platform for it. You can run 6 monitors at the same time and jump right into a VR headset and it all just works flawlessly. The OS has the best drivers and hardware integration so you're able to run those twin 3090Tis to the max to push your 8x 4K monitor layout and run 12 dev tools at the same time, lol. I'll be running Unity, Visual Studio, Photoshop, Maya, Audacity, video capture tools, Firefox, git tools and a few other things all at once. No instability or issues here, no viruses here, and I'm getting all kinds of stuff done in a game seamlessly and simultaneously. And actually playing games is the most pleasant experience possible.
@sheepriderkiller1181
@sheepriderkiller1181 7 ай бұрын
i thought its because linux users usually use adblocks and not really pay for shit when they don't have to
@user-db2uj9vc7s
@user-db2uj9vc7s 7 ай бұрын
"Yeah in linux land we dont have GUI we caveman people"-what people think of linux users
@noahwilliams8996
@noahwilliams8996 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot the most important one: it looks prettier. Some people would pay top dollar for a nice painting, but Windows is a painting that does stuff. Boring stuff like office work, but stuff nonetheless. If you had to work all day and all night, wouldn't you rather look at a nice, pretty, blue interface that makes your eyeballs happy?
@techtiger2558
@techtiger2558 3 жыл бұрын
Mmh, straight blue light right in my eyeballs. Lovely.
@Rickety3263
@Rickety3263 3 жыл бұрын
Halo is just Wolfenstein 3D with extra textures
@sergioacevedo2254
@sergioacevedo2254 Жыл бұрын
From the moment that you compared the scientific research OS market share to desktop OS market share, I had a strange feeling. I looked down, the first of April. well done. lol
@tanmaypanadi1414
@tanmaypanadi1414 3 жыл бұрын
meanwhile all the rest of the three letter agencies run all their own systems on custom Linux OS.
@xAlbanianHackerx
@xAlbanianHackerx 3 жыл бұрын
Finally! Someone that tells it how it is! Can you do a QANON video next pretty please 🙏!
@techtiger2558
@techtiger2558 3 жыл бұрын
You're asking for our new censorship gods to give him a ban
@killertigergaming6762
@killertigergaming6762 3 жыл бұрын
Yay happy Microsoft appreciation day amazing video
@aaronplayzgames5887
@aaronplayzgames5887 Ай бұрын
Finally a fair comparison, which factors in the average person, between windows and linux.
@Reth_Hard
@Reth_Hard 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot to say that you can crack Windows! (Good luck trying to crack Linux...) :P
@hellomine2849
@hellomine2849 3 жыл бұрын
That's my excuse when I am on piratebay. I download "Linux"
@Reth_Hard
@Reth_Hard 3 жыл бұрын
@@hellomine2849 lol yeah, I think since the last 10 years, Linux distros are pretty much the only 100% legal things I've downloaded using torrents.
@hellomine2849
@hellomine2849 3 жыл бұрын
@@Reth_Hard Same. I know Lubuntu required you to torrent in order to get the iso
@Reth_Hard
@Reth_Hard 3 жыл бұрын
@@hellomine2849 Actually, my gaming computer just broke recently so I am right now using an old laptop running Lubuntu with only 1GO ram... D:
@kimcosmos
@kimcosmos 2 жыл бұрын
Are you saying most cracks are incompatible with Wine?
@tfeak2101
@tfeak2101 2 жыл бұрын
im a gamer but i also love programming and technology, switched to arch linux for a year had fun ricing it, programming or literally anything other then games but when i wanted to play some fortnite or obscure roblox game with friends they would always make fun of me cause i couldnt join. my school would also use weird software that dosent run on linux. now i just straight up hate all operating systems
@Hyperboid
@Hyperboid 2 жыл бұрын
Alternative title: Expertly using sarcasm to convert you to Linux
@gkygny
@gkygny Жыл бұрын
the sad thing is there are people that says what he says but they really mean it
@nicholasbrooks7349
@nicholasbrooks7349 3 жыл бұрын
Very true , I love Winblows and bill gates good video.
@teo4349
@teo4349 3 жыл бұрын
#1 is not entirely true, I've been paid 1,000,000$ to make a port of my minesweeper prototype to windows. Please do more research :|
@noahgamingclan1058
@noahgamingclan1058 2 жыл бұрын
Super anti-spyware was featured on vinesauce
@sirexilon49
@sirexilon49 2 жыл бұрын
"Linux is the only interplanetary OS" - Mental Outlaw
@hotrodhunk7389
@hotrodhunk7389 Жыл бұрын
Linux is great! Until you need an app that isn't available in Linux or command line only. So sick of trying to apt install and it's not available... Kinda defeats the point of Linux if you have to go to a website and download a file, then extract, then give permission, then run it, then hope it actually installs. When it does install it's usually not as good as a windows application!
@2genes585
@2genes585 3 жыл бұрын
Oh thank you, I am using linux because I am poor but after seeing this video I understand, that I have to switch to Windows so they can protect me!
@techtiger2558
@techtiger2558 3 жыл бұрын
Windows normies would be so confused in this comment section.
@SoloMael
@SoloMael 3 жыл бұрын
I thought every game that ever existed was a Quake mod 🤔
@meemkoo
@meemkoo 2 жыл бұрын
This video has convinced me to switch to windows. EDIT - 1 year later: 1:14 The thing is there are actually people who think like this, and it scares me deeply.
@unmined5022
@unmined5022 3 жыл бұрын
0:19 yeah none
@AKABeestYT
@AKABeestYT 3 жыл бұрын
OMG thank you I might just convert my linux pc to windows
@ThejaKarnati
@ThejaKarnati 27 күн бұрын
I am watching this on Jul 19th, Friday, 2024. Comeback, read this comment some 10 years later to cherish this day.
@juzujuzu4555
@juzujuzu4555 3 жыл бұрын
Mental, if you happen to find any ways to better your Gentoo configs, kernel configs, or anything that improves Gentoo, don't forget these modifications. Video with lots of unrelated Gentoo improvements would be so great video that I'll share it =) Or collection of "here you can find this", "you can achieve this by doing that" types of things. Pretty much all Gentoo related videos on this channel have been great.
@Rundik
@Rundik 3 жыл бұрын
It's a lot more stable for desktop from my experience. Unless you invested a few thousand hours in learning how to deal with endless linux bugs/features
@Rundik
@Rundik 3 жыл бұрын
Linux is only free if your time is free
@zloboslav_
@zloboslav_ 3 жыл бұрын
well about everything being a halo mod - when you consider DirectX it's actually kind of true lmfao xdddddd
@Darktotaled
@Darktotaled 2 жыл бұрын
"you are going to pass out and wake up" Me, an intelectual: Wake up in a carriage while a nord notices that you are awake
@iMac81
@iMac81 Ай бұрын
halo had a mac release. it was announced at macworld 99 so that doesnt explain why there are no games on mac
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