50 Hilarious "Injustice 2" Clash Dialogues

[@13Yeared]

"Could you make me a snowcone?" "Try asking Mr. Freeze." "Could you make me a snowcone?" "Did Snart tell you to ask me that?"

[@maritofuentes4690]

Lol

[@bob-ig6lq]

best clash

[@Assaultkiller27]

I dies hearing that XD.

[@cartooncentral263]

Do you want to build a snowman?

[@skintgirafde320]

Comedy 3000 Ask Snart or that other cold guy!

[@garbagesupreme]

"I can't tell which one of us is evil." "I know, we both got beards"

[@mifigor1935]

I don't get it

[@raymondbrasuell2564]

Green Arrow Trekie confirmed.

[@aprilfest6167]

Bruh

[@hajleahsaligpon6049]

I love Ollie

[@bluebeaker2389]

@@mifigor1935 evil people in media typically have beards

[@thomasmedway7261]

I wish Two Face was in this Game... “Get out of my face Joker” “Which one?”

[@Largest_Marge]

U savage for that

[@raymondbrasuell2564]

Two Face: No more games! Scarecrow: The deck is stacked against you!

[@torchhead4524]

Two Face: Are you struggling? Black Canary: Yeah, Can't tell which face should I hit

[@kobayashi1194]

DeadmanFloat Two Face for Injustice 3! Maybe have Troy voice him!

[@katsukibakugo8919]

OH SHIT😂😂 that is good😂

[@sherlock3134]

Joker:"Your pick, dynamite or crowbar?" Red Hood: *think of clever comeback, think of clever comeback* "DIE JOKER" *bravah*

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

Error, clever comeback not found.

[@aquariusm.910]

That line reminds me of how Bane asked for Batman's back...

[@luxelinfernal4875]

Too pissed off to think clearly I guess...

[@geraltofrivia9799]

Jeffrey Slagle batman would say "Im batman"

[@originalname5096]

"Your pick, dynamite or crowbar?" "Which of my family do you have this time?"

[@christopherboothby1613]

Joker: Met the other lightning guy? Black Adam: With the bamboo hat, yes. Raiden confirmed

[@shahraizaziz7384]

Hate to break it to ya.. But that was confirmed before u were born

[@aidanrigor2802]

Pretty sure it was a reference to the D.C. Vs Mortal Kombat

[@alexvalencia1008]

my favorite one ;)

[@OneworldOnelove36]

character selection confirmed it.

[@DapperPeregrinus]

TacoManMax I would buy that

[@lethal_sparrow]

Favorite- Damian: "Who put a hit on me?" Deadshot: "Anyone who's ever met you"

[@prinzessinugk1279]

Most likely true.

[@cunningsmile4166]

Not surprised

[@vacantsix1586]

Yep

[@melbell0865]

Yeah, not surprised in the slightest.

[@trueredpanda1538]

thats a hard roast from deadshot tough^^

[@RafelJaggai]

Scarecrow: "Are you scared yet?" Batman: "I'm batman" 14 and 13

[@yamibukiiii]

Rafel Jaggai Scarecrow got roasted.

[@skintgirafde320]

Red Hood: I am vengence Batman: I'm Batman

[@khaiphamba5991]

Fuck! You're too fast sir! This completely caught me off guard! Never thought they would bring this meme into the game. Brilliant, Netherrealm!

[@hoanhotho4588]

Red hood : i am vengeance Batman : i'm batman 😂🤣

[@justnini5290]

Rafel Jaggai when was that

[@CazTails]

"Who put a hit on me?" "Everyone who's ever met you." #BURN

[@justindoctor7331]

Caz Tailby poor robin 😂😂😂

[@Theelectroarcheologist]

That was one of my favorite burns

[@ultimaterecoil1136]

Justin Doctor he is an ass he deserves it.

[@LexingtonDeville984]

Justin Doctor Catwoman’s "Thats why you don’t have a girlfriend" insult is funnier. And Injustice Robin is a cunt.

[@raymondbrasuell2564]

@@LexingtonDeville984 Just Damian Wayne in general. On the plus side, I get my deposit back if Floyd doesn't make the kill in the next eight hours.

[@єєѕувву]

2:36 "Say Goodnight Harley." "Goodnight Harley!" That got me dead 😂😂😂 I really love Harley's lines here ❤❤

[@LIONPRINCE2001]

If watch sitcom from.the 80's you get that joke

[@reemislam2147]

I think harley said "goodnight Harleen" but idk

[@BenjaMan64]

Yes. Injustice Harley is one of her best incarnations ever.

[@eduardocerna193]

That's actually a reference

[@ggarmadon1559]

🤣

[@annakowal3086]

"You must have swallowed the red pill." "Completely different matrix." LOLOLOOL

[@ducksruleflorida4882]

BC: "Gonna shove my fist up your--" Joker: "It could use a polish. I lost it 😂😂😂

[@thenoblegerman2637]

General Grompous same

[@bizbite2]

Yup this one is the best!!!

[@somerandomgirl5088]

She could've said tongue instead of fist

[@coomcharger6105]

Anything the joker says is hysterical

[@alrightanimations5551]

Same

[@jamespurcell5740]

“Damian despise you.” “You can have him.” Father of the year

[@marveldcfan2477]

Classic Batman. 😂

[@mikhailthegreatestdragon3627]

Damien killed Dick so

[@dylan8443]

@@mikhailthegreatestdragon3627 he committed the unforgivable sin?! Where is it stated?

[@mikhailthegreatestdragon3627]

@@dylan8443 It's one of the first issues, methinks, but it's the whole reason why Damien and Batman went their separate ways.

[@AdamasutojrAJR]

@@dylan8443 they mentioned it in the pre-match dialogues

[@djwordell858]

“You familiar with the laws of physics?” “I’ve broken them all so...yeah!” My favorite 😆👌

[@Theelectroarcheologist]

Mine too

[@HeavyShores]

What about Could you make me a snowcone

[@greened2647]

Mine too

[@Verguts48]

Mine too and also 1:21

[@blergh9416]

"Are you scared yet?" "I am Batman" "I am vengeance" "I am Batman"

[@icefire6115]

Desk Goji LOL

[@danutasmolinska1895]

"Im gay" "Im Batman"

[@alecwyse7047]

ŘƤĐ that escalated quickly hehe

[@awesomegamerjay113]

I was going to say that

[@Earth-uu3nf]

2:57 like father like son

[@zuli7280]

“You’ll make a darn cute plushie” “WHAT. is a plushie”

[@Darigosh]

That is my favorite

[@Yougotcaged102]

It's weirdly wholesome

[@ProjectIceman]

It checks out 😂😂😂

[@brainflash1]

Well that explains why he's so angry: He doesn't know what plushies are!

[@Hellscrap3r]

Dinah: "I can go all night." Oliver: "PROMISE?!"

[@User72748]

Hellscrap3r ◕‿‿◕

[@legoboy48]

Hellscrap3r ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

[@feilungchen6154]

LMAO. That part came up when I read your comment 😂

[@djimmithegreat7266]

Hellscrap3r J: Meet that other lightning guy? B.A: With the bamboo hat? Yes. I died then

[@Hellscrap3r]

Since Raiden is basically confirmed to be in the game, I wonder if they'll engage in casual conversation when they clash or something.

[@Futuretense101]

"I can go all night!" "Promise!?!" LMAO!

[@drakexenom2033]

Futuretense101 my favourite

[@goat_is_kambing]

that is so cute

[@allanplanty6628]

Futuretense101 omfg lol

[@timbeboy915]

Aaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!

[@hoanhotho4588]

'' EYE UP HERE KIDS" '' FOCUS JAIME"

[@savitarthegodofspeed1975]

Joker: I see why you're Batman's chew-toy Catwoman: A pleasure you'll never have. Me: Oooooooh

[@ichessegernecookiesundtrin5871]

But he have with harley :O

[@BenjaMan64]

Fun fact: Once in the comics, Lex Luthor told Joker something like that, that Batman would rather chase Catwoman than Joker, and that Batman would never take Joker to the prom. Joker reacted... Poorly.

[@teeze1338]

Ik I wasn’t the only one who thinks Jokers obsession wit Batman goes further than nemesis

[@kerrilynchavez9462]

they had a kid together bestie

[@Viknix]

Could you make me a snowcone? Ask Mr.Freeze Could you make me a snowcone? Did Snart said to ask me that?

[@greengables5866]

Viknix LOL, that was the funniest scene

[@jtroxler8]

JawaPlaysGames Those were the two greatest clash quotes in existence

[@armjjb5189]

Could you make me a snowcone? Ask Icicle. Could you make me a snowcone? Ask Killer Frost. Could you make me a snowcone? Ask Captain Cold. >:(

[@stevensanchez2204]

ARMJJB f

[@asuna5701]

+ARMJJB I hope she asks that to Sub Zero

[@nintendocitylife1027]

Batman: your definitely a headache! Joker: #grumpybat GOLD!😂

[@Proxuius]

🤣

[@tyshco2969]

Scarecrow: “Are you scared yet?” Batman: “I’M BATMAN.” No further explanation needed. XD

[@yvetteszentesi6077]

3:34 - "Who put a hit on ME?" "Everyone that's ever met you" That is not a burn, it is nuclear detonation. :)

[@teeze1338]

I mean he not wrong even if they hadn’t they wanted 2

[@ryandando4228]

Doctor Fate: "ORDER SHALL PREVAIL" Green Arrow: "You REALLY need to get laid" DEAD

[@heronakj8451]

He does, though

[@maxrichards3881]

Poor Inza…

[@acetooth1477]

Black Canary: "Gonna shove my fist up your" Joker: "It could use a polish!" Oh god...

[@grey8010]

No one: Not even an ant: Not even a soul: Joker: IT COULD USE A POLISH!!

[@aloesellamintbubbleteaprod2011]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@dadankilluminati1430]

Literally everyone: ready to die Joker: It COuLd UsE a poLiSH

[@EnnUrd]

Nobody memes was never funny

[@tones75675]

imagine Joker vs himself - "It could use a polish!" - "It could use a polish!"

[@carp8716]

I don't wanna be used (Btw I'm from Poland so now you have "proof" why this joke makes sense)

[@emmanuel9872]

atrocitus: taste my bile green lantern: never on a first date.

[@bozothefuckingclown9476]

emmanuel aidoghie Gross lmao

[@ziziorens348]

What's a bile?

[@RedeemerofDark]

zizi orens vomit

[@dragonheart1236]

zizi orens more specifically, bile is digested material mixed with stomach acid

[@KRu53v]

Diana:Say God night Harley!! Harley:Good, night Harley.

[@hoanhotho4588]

Black canary : i can go all nights Green arrow : promise Me : 😂😂😂🤣😂

[@kingi-sick2485]

Home alone reference

[@TheDanDude17]

She is a gem.

[@ComradeVenus]

"Make like a tree and leaf!" "...I hate that joke" "Gonna shove my fist up your-" "It could use a polish" "Go lick your wounds" "That's just gross selena!" "I am vengeance!" "I'm Batman" "Could you make me a snowcone?" "Try asking Mr. Freeze." "Could you make me a snowcone?" "Did snart tell you to ask me that?" "I can't tell which of us is evil!" "I know, we both got beards" "I can go all night" "Promise? ;)" "Who put a hit on ME?" "Everyone who's ever met you" "Order shall prevail!" "You *really* need to get laid" "Damien despises you" "You can have him!"

[@maddox_4000]

“What is a plushie?”

[@anakinskywalker3672]

“Did you meet that other lighting guy?” “The one with the bamboo hat? Yes.”

[@lordfoogthe2st720]

“You familiar with the laws of physics?” “I-I’ve broken them all, so, yeah!”

[@derbyharrington16]

"More gas, please." "Stop having fun."

[@rc8376]

Eyes up here kid

[@themainman3741]

Robin: "who put a hit on me?" Deadshot: "anyone who's ever met you." Lol.

[@taniagarcia8959]

Me: Yes, even batman

[@diazjrmedia4898]

The Main Man Well u can't Blame Deadshot for saying that lol

[@gase02]

Everyone hates Damien Wayne

[@SoI_Badguy]

Gustav Eriksson *Damian

[@saadqureshi7127]

The Main Man just got burrrrrned!... 😂

[@datboiderrty]

Joker: you have no sense of humor! Green Arrow: hello! Boxing glove arrow.

[@thethingy_doublet]

“CAn YoU MaKE mE A SnoW CoNE?” “Try asking mr. Freeze” *Literaly ask mr. Freeze*

[@lordfoogthe2st720]

Did snart tell you to ask me that?

[@normannoslen5761]

Firestorm: "Are you familiar with the laws of physics?" Flash:"I have broken them all, so yeah." I fucking lost it at that one

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

Lol

[@chuckyisawesome01]

Supergirl: Still trying to tickle me? BB: Heheh, yeah.

[@abovenbeyond2826]

DeathShark1 what boba said wasn't wtf. You mean myrrah right?

[@LexingtonDeville984]

2:33 "More gas, please!" "Stop having fun!" I’m dead 🤣🤣

[@snugs3633]

Lol

[@darthrevan5609]

"You're taking the fun out of this." "That's the point."

[@giacomooffredi5230]

Scarevrow doesn't overdose.

[@Palsypunch7911]

That's my favorite one. The Joker makes Jonathan Crane very uncomfortable. If Scarecrow has a fear, I'd venture to say it is the Joker. But more specifically, Crane's powerlessness over him. Joker is the exception to the rule.

[@LemmyFan123]

LMAO!

[@sir_will_iam]

Can't tell which of us is evil. I know. We both got beards.

[@mattj4112]

CW Arrow: "damnit"

[@titan2073]

Krimson I posted the same thing before I saw this😡😡😡

[@jrobi501]

Krimson i dont get it

[@crazykids3398]

its a pleasured to kick your ass oh hell naaa

[@colinlasch4139]

@@jrobi501 back in the day, the bad guys used to have beards similar to this green arrow's so they're poking fun at that

[@sebastianquinchia1840]

"Are you scared yet?" "I'm Batman" Made me laugh, then I heard the next one "I am Vengeance" "I'm Batman" And I laughed even harder, then smiled, man the DCAU was everything

[@amshmans3841]

Same

[@dodosuify]

Sebastian Quinchia CAN YOU MAKE ME A SNOW CONE!?

[@TheHutchy01]

Sebastian Quinchia Best way to send off the Arkham Bat.

[@aintitfunny8684]

Sebastian Quinchia ikr!! xD 😂😂😂

[@boi1595]

The fact that the second time he said "Im batman" sounded robotic made it even better

[@itsstrangenooneevercametoh9274]

"How's is this gonna end" "I'm a doctor not a fortune teller" Savage🔥🔥🔥

[@funkmantim2661]

Damnit Jim, I'm a Doctor not a comic book character who is being asked how this is going to end while being a doctor in the comic that is not a fortune teller.

[@somuchtocook9159]

Meanwhile dr fate: I am not that kind of doctor

[@fefyfefingtion1530]

Actually she’s a psychiatrist Or is that technically still a doctor

[@christianparrish7544]

Deadpool: who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Aquaman: stop singing that annoying song!

[@socatoansoldier9984]

Christian Parrish who would win? Aquaman or Spongebob?

[@hamgobbler9160]

@@socatoansoldier9984 depends is the sea sponge counted as a creature

[@allshipper2158]

Sandy

[@cartooncentral263]

The Spongebob theme song isn’t annoying

[@BlackJack_957]

Socatoan Soldier Spongebob

[@RasenKamehamehaX100]

Harley is the best. Harley: COULD YA MAKE ME A SNOWCONE?! Captain Cold: Ask Mr Freeze. Harley: COULD YA MAKE ME A SNOWCONE?! Dr Freeze: Did Snart tell you to ask me that? Harley: You'd make a darn cute plushie! Atrocitus: WHAT. IS A PLUSHIE?!

[@detroit.mp4214]

Green arrow: “Can’t tell which of us is evil” *”Yea we both got beards”*

[@Doceli-dg3cn]

I got caught doin bad stuff after my mom cutted my beard

[@InfusedHAMR]

Firestorm: Are you familiar with the laws of physics Flash: I broke them all so ya

[@blueeyesmaste7029]

Firestorm: Are you familiar with the laws of physics? Flash: I've broken them all so....yeah

[@eren34558]

Colinkiller500 the only laws of physics Flash's familiar with is the ones he tries to break

[@z0mb055]

Damien: Who put a hit on me? Deadshot: Everyone that ever met you. Me: Legit

[@eoghanfeighery7383]

"I can go all night." "Promise?!"

[@kingmoon2622]

Eoghan Feighery well get ready to get ALOT green arrow

[@josephbeltran1797]

;)

[@barb1974]

Dangit here comes the fan fics.

[@vegetamajinssvegeta]

"what is a plushie?!" i died

[@thenosieyartist6924]

"You familiar with the laws of physics?" "I've broken all of them so...yeah!" "Youd make a really cute plushy!!" "What....is a plushy...?" Are my favorites

[@derbyharrington16]

*broke them all *you'd *darn cute *plushie Sorry, but I had to.

[@seraiahfaithhanson1837]

Flash: I can see why Bruce likes you. Blue Beatle: he does? He really does? Oml xD

[@RoxyTruthHunter]

He's just so adorable.

[@Adrian-rc4vf]

Harley: ''I love you'' Poison Ivy ''I know'' Literally me when it comes to relationships

[@josiahc4661]

Adrian haha I think it's a Star Wars reference. Han and Leia

[@fabioriato]

Josiah C It most definetely is!

[@cartooncentral263]

Josiah C it is

[@boogvaldez7874]

+Adrian carol the wildcat: you worse than spade Sub-zero: you remind me of johnny cage Lilac the water dragon girl: are you fast enough Deadshot: eat pizza sucker Green Lantern: my Fists means go Carol the wildcat: green light means stop Joker: look Sinestro behind you Carol the wildcat: thanks not give me hiccups Lilac the water dragon girl: time for payback Robin: you call Black Adam: the regime wil rise Carol the wildcat: eat my shorts Aquaman: I heard you eat fish Lilac the water dragon girl: I'm water dragon ok

[@granth2839]

star wars reference

[@4rs0n1sm]

"I love you!" "I know." And then they get married :))

[@diegoontour]

Nice Star wars reference.

[@whippethacreem7299]

* Happy gay noises * 😢😢😢😭😭😭👍👍👍

[@Ari41100]

Judgy Dyke I really love those two

[@coffeelover0876]

Literally in the show XD

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

I hope not.

[@Mikeyishere422]

"who put a hit on me?" "Anyone who's ever met you." Literally the best

[@pixqll]

3:46 “You’d make a darn cute plushie” “What is a plushie” I can see why that is #1 😂😂

[@big_daddy_bert8461]

“Say good night, Harley” “Good night Harley” Why is that funny to me.

[@midwntr]

3:00 "Can you make me a snowcone?!" "Try asking Mr.Freeze" "Can you make me a snowcone?!" "Did Smart tell you to ask me that?"

[@Promor_]

Captain Deadpool snart*

[@abovenbeyond2826]

It's not "smart" dude. It's snart as in Leonard Snart.

[@dony1868]

*Snart but still clever

[@Sea-Bird..]

Snart

[@mystic_mountain]

..I’m not familiar with Snart so I thought he said Snot

[@thequietteen7452]

These are so much better than the intro dialogues.

[@hoanhotho4588]

2:59 #happybats

[@Plapadus]

That's exactly what I was thinking

[@devonambrose8009]

“More gas please!” “You’ve had enough...” That’s the best one between Scarecrow and Joker. 😂

[@trulyyouredits4331]

Devon Ambrose are you like dean Ambrose?

[@Bloody-4444]

@@trulyyouredits4331 You mean like Jon Moxley ?

[@trulyyouredits4331]

@@Bloody-4444 yes lol

[@Bonq_Destroys]

2:36 "more gas please" "STOP HAVING FUN"

[@kenaicozry-gallant5217]

galaxy swampert haha! Scarecrows are the best.

[@nasirthesenatejohnson6935]

galaxy swampert That was my favorite one

[@abyss7053]

galaxy swampert I

[@Phamtomil8mil]

Scarecrow must be super pissed that his gas doesn't work on Joker xD

[@johnjosephmaranan6620]

galaxy swampert joker is hitler confirmed

[@_amazing_ammy_7361]

Green arrow:Can’t tell which of us is evil! Green arrow:I KNOW WEVE BOTH GOT BEARDS ME:w-wha-...........ok idk anymore

[@frog6992]

_Amazing_ Ammy_ Best thing ever

[@MrSaunamies95]

"More gas, please!" "Stop having fun!" My sides x'D

[@totaldramakatie9210]

"I love you." "I know." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Pokenclashdominic]

Harley Quinn confirmed gay.

[@NTEDOG561]

Star wars

[@mediciki602]

@@Pokenclashdominic if you love your mom and youre a girl are you gay as well?

[@Pokenclashdominic]

well I’m not a girl.

[@mediciki602]

@@Pokenclashdominic Okay well if you love your dad does that mean you're gay? Lmao nvm 😂

[@jaredc304]

Black Adam: "It's MY turn to rule!" Superman: "Didn't know we were taking turns."

[@firelightning4681]

3:01 Had me dying "Can you make me a snowcone ?" *"Try asking Mr .Freeze"* "Can you make me a snowcone ?" *"Did Stout tell you to ask me that ?"*

[@pancakeperson8905]

Snart*

[@Sea-Bird..]

SNART!!!why does everyone get it wrong???

[@Sakura12530]

It’s a typo calm down

[@ItsKomplicatedMusic]

Why does every get SNART wrong?!

[@AI_CPTN]

@@ItsKomplicatedMusic propably the same way you got everyone wrong

[@That_Boy_Jav]

Wonderwoman: Damien despises you Batman: You can have him Me: Damn Batman putting Damien up for adoption that fast😂😂😂

[@eccentricdez42]

Who wouldn't?

[@Redkodiak1994]

lolXD

[@marveldcfan2477]

That was the most hilarious dialog. 😂 It's just soooo random... I mean, why would Wonder Woman say that anyway?

[@malikjames7250]

He killed dick Grayson

[@rosestar1324]

awsometrot 57 not surprised. He killed his favorite son

[@doomer2electricboogaloo730]

You missed Scarecrow: Scared yet? Superman: I'm scared for your safety

[@r3n3gad34l1f3]

Martha Funker or any of his "this world is mine" quotes

[@sawrain]

Martha Funker extraburn

[@ziinthos9721]

Flash: Don't make me kill myself.

[@zeoalexo]

darth nihilus is that you?

[@doomer2electricboogaloo730]

How did I get 371 likes? I vaguely remember not being funny or clever

[@Hahaa99]

2:33 should ve been Joker : “ More Gas Please“ Scarecrow : “ am i a joke to you.....?”

[@brookebethhhh4555]

😂

[@Bretthejetwilliams]

Deadshot: "Learned to fight by playing videogames?" Bane: "Do not insult me!"

[@Assaultkiller27]

Bretthejetwilliams Assault*.

[@doilooklikeicare9524]

Assaultkiller27 insult 🙂🙂🙂

[@senor4696]

"Order shall Prevail" "You really need to get laid" PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@oscarcurrie551]

Yes, I thought i was the only one that found that so funny

[@jaminsalim2256]

Joker: You'd be delicious, battered and fried. Aquaman: Enough with the fish metaphors. Hearing that conversation got me hungry that my belly rumbled. What the hell.

[@leandrod.martins1437]

"Are you scared yet?" "I'm Batman!" "I am vengeance!" "I'm Batman" 😂😂😂

[@elchupacabra1677]

Masturbating at the beach . . . because I'm Batman!

[@cassie7328]

They both have the same energy as: Dad I'm sorry! Hi sorry I'm dad 😁

[@iamrjdennis]

Catwoman: "Go lick your wounds" Green Lantern: "That's just gross Selina" 😂

[@sorexlozen8968]

“I can see why Bruce likes you.” “He does he really does?!” Awww my baby...

[@CoolDude5633554]

Canary: I can go all night Arrow: Promise?? Canary: Why you little son of a- Damien: whoa, you kiss your baby with that mouth

[@jameskarg3240]

Aaaand your comment somehow glitched onto a Injustice 2 vid...

[@iwasanangryyoungman]

Never realised Black Canary was a Captain America fangirl!!!

[@Jastenpol]

Omygod we have watched the same vid before this.

[@Stanos_1]

What is a plushie!!!??? - Atrocitus 2017

[@GDBowman1987]

Stanley Jr Nicodemus i was dying 😂😂😂😂

[@katiem6719]

“there is only one guardian, THEN DIE ALREADY” HAD ME DEAD 😂

[@xanaguythelegend7770]

"You *REALLY* need to get laid."

[@fonzithesavage6610]

Xanaguy The Legend lol

[@almightyrasen]

Xanaguy The Legend handed him a nasty L

[@BlueShellshock]

And yet, the word "ass" is axed out at every opportunity.

[@notahamster333]

It felt like it was also addressed to the player... :((

[@minervabecerra3265]

Demian: Who put a hit on me? Deadshot: Everyone that's ever met you. Damn 😂😂😂

[@HeTurnsWhiteRulersBrown]

Minerva Becerra jeez shots fired 🤣

[@LIV4EV3R]

Wonder woman: Damien despises you. Batman: You can have him.. LMAOO

[@RealAndr0medus]

My favorite is Green Arrow: I can't tell which one of us is evil Green Arrow: I know! We both have beards

[@FoxyGuyHere]

Drew Donovan That was an amazing one.

[@RaithSienar]

I laughed so hard at that one.

[@NobodyFromNowhere__]

Batman: you're definitely a headache Joker: #grumpybat

[@Earth-uu3nf]

1:05 I love that one

[@sooperdude22]

"I can go all night!" "Promise?!" Dinah said it as a threat. Ollie heard it as an offer.

[@MegaDragonfly3]

Ah, the one with Sub Zero and Deadshot got me but I get why it wasn't in here. Deadshot: "I got a bullet with your name on it" Sub-Zero: " You are no Erron Black"

[@tylerhunter3764]

Voltex Gaming reference to dat x ray of his

[@SmashLiXs]

"you familiar with the laws of physics?" "well i broke them all so yeah"

[@superxdish]

SmashLiXs my favourite

[@SmashLiXs]

mine too

[@gamerguy-hv1iq]

SmashLiXs fuckin love it

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

Dammit, Barry!

[@BrainRotKnot]

wheres docter who?

[@alexandraarizpe880]

2:15 “ I am a doctor not a fortune teller.”

[@mstuckey01]

Damian despises you.. You can have him! Lol 😂😂😂

[@kosmicworld]

Michael Stuckey Jim

[@Venus_Eclipse_]

And like that, Batman receives the "Dad of the Year" award.

[@mr_blvck13]

He wants to give me away😢😢

[@goonfire0381]

Flash: I can see why Bruce likes u Blue Beetle: He does, He really does?!

[@penelopekessell4154]

"I can't tell which of us is evil." "I know. We both have beards." "Damian despises you." "You can have him.'

[@bladeoffarketh5582]

"Are you scared yet?" "I'M BATMAN"

[@hayselosorio322]

Robin: who put a hit on me? Deadshot: anyone whose ever met you I'm gonna use that line

[@zak1983]

"I love you" "I know" I love this

[@abohsukampret]

This knows.

[@AliHussein-zn3zd]

Damian: who ordered a hit on me? Deadshot: who ever met you So savage

[@diazjrmedia4898]

A M Can't even Blame Deadshot for that response lol

[@Icouldntthinkofaname92]

aww you missed Black Adam and Superman. "It's MY turn to rule!" "Didn't know we were taking turns." LMAO 😂

[@dunninofmountprophet3283]

haven't seen that one but i reading that was pretty funny😂😂😂😂

[@شمالىدريا]

Poison Ivy: I'll spit on your grave Joker: it could use a polish Funniest line ever😅😂😂😂😂😂

[@gloriousporpoise9731]

"Order shall prevail " "You really need to get laid"😂😂😂😂

[@davidluna7179]

ww:say good night harley harley:good night harley

[@meskieLoves]

"Damien despises you" "You can have him" 😂

[@8bitrandomencounter]

Now I want an Atrocitus plushie... lol

[@monkeydluffy-em8dm]

WHAT...is a plushie?

[@8bitrandomencounter]

=D lol!

[@thepixelman4776]

William Eugene Tipton would actually be pretty cute.

[@VGCARO-nl5bi]

WW: Damian despises u Batman:U can have him #Lovingfather

[@dragonheart1236]

CARO I mean, to be fair, his "son" is the result of Batman being raped by Talia, killed Dick Grayson(by accident, but still) who arguably was closer as a son to Batman, then disowned him, and teamed up with Superman, specifically hoping to kill Batman. So yeah, love has its limits

[@thematrixfox]

CARO i died laughing

[@aintitfunny8684]

CARO #bestdadever

[@JoeyCentral]

I thought Batman has a thing for Talia?

[@Bluesit32]

Joey Central Not enough to impregnate her. The rape was retconned, but fuck it. It's my head canon.

[@catsaregreat79]

"i love you" "I know" They sound sincere tho 👁️👁️

[@svittajnik1725]

What is a plushie?

[@jellypuff7026]

If he found out, he’d be a lot more happy.

[@gachalord028]

A stuffed animal...

[@kingofbears2456]

A stuffed animal

[@ghoul25000]

bruh that was one of atrocitus' clash dialogues

[@ryandiaz9301]

Lol

[@Kiasseoul]

“Damien despises you” “You can have him!” Dammmmnn Batman literally disowned his son😂😂

[@robertsimon2885]

AestheticBeanz Actually Damian’s not his actual son. Deathstroke’s Damian’s real father.

[@givemesubs451]

And Damian is his ONLY blood son. So he’s like, “screw my blood son, I want my adopted kids”

[@johngeo5816]

damien killed dick greyson(nightwing) in injustice

[@JoaoLucasK]

He disowned Damian since Injustice 1. To quote them: Damian: Superman's been more of father than you ever were Batman: You stopped being my son when you killed Dick Grayson. He was my son. *After they fight and Batman wins* Batman: You're dead to me.

[@jonahbowman6824]

Blue Wolf I agree

[@kerrilynchavez9462]

"more gas please" "S T O P H A V I N G F U N"

[@barr_04]

Flash: I can see why Bruce likes you Blue beetle: he does he really does!