50 Of The Sassiest And Funniest Test Answers - funny humor

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[@thunderatigervideo]

The 6 in the 10,000s place is next level genius.

[@WhyYoutubeWhy]

"Saturn was NOT a single lady!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@nobody7817]

That's because God put a ring on it!

[@g-9222]

Write these words in alphabetical order was pure GENIUS.

[@InservioLetum]

It's all fun and games until DARTH VADER COMES This kid is amazing

[@ericolsen1410]

Junior year in high school the teacher in world geography asked on a "what do you know" quiz "what are the four main islands of Japan?". Being a nerd, I actually knew the answers. But the guy sitting in front of me had a better answer. He wrote, "I don't know, but they sound like four different kinds of sneezes". We all gave him credit.

[@jute6317]

Protecting his answer cracks me up every time 🤣🤣🤣

[@mayorb3366]

The ones about cannibalism and necrophilia had me on the floor!

[@nobody7817]

IK, right? I nearly passed out from laughing too hard.

[@joniangelsrreal6262]

The answers are a sign of genius… I give all A+

[@richardgregory3684]

A lot of these answers the teachers plainly got pissed because the kids thought of a smarter answer than they did. The math equation one. The teacher asked for an equation where x is equal to seven...it literally says "you can make it as simple as you like". Writing x=7 is entirely correct. If a teacher gets a correct answer, but also one they weren;t wanting, that's their fault for making poor questions.

[@FUGP72]

No...a lot of these are made up. Actually, all of these are made up.

[@samfrancisco8095]

Circle the smallest number too. Should have been a letter instead.

[@tselengbotlhole750]

That's what I always say. It shows that they are thinking outside the box

[@CornedBee]

@@tselengbotlhole750That's not even outside the box.

[@nobody7817]

X=7 was absolutely the teacher's fault. "Make it as simple as you want." No way could he or she fault the student for that!

[@MH-wg6bz]

Best laugh I've had in a long time. Thanks

[@dath283]

The answer given for 10 past 11:00 is absolutely correct and completely answers the question. Silly teacher!

[@jaba9960]

I really don't understand teacher here. And the funny thing is, there is at least 90% chance that modern "small clock", as in question will be digital.

[@mulhollandkitty]

I don't understand how that answer is incorrect either. The only reason why it's funny is because of the teacher's reaction.

[@figmo397]

I was the kind of kid who'd put snarky answers in tests. I once had a test where the teacher wrote "Use [word] in a sentence." My answer: [Word] is a word.

[@sstaners1234]

“About your mom: My mom is 13 years old. She has brown eyes and black hair. She works on the computer. She loves to eat penus.” (Peanuts) This one had me rolling 🤣😂🤣

[@warrenweaver6664]

Ok I love the Gandalf reference really clever for that one 😂

[@The1stDukeDroklar]

The gandalf was the teacher telling he will not pass... loved it

[@nobody7817]

IK, right? I immediately said, "What a cool Math Teacher!"

[@MadderMel]

These children have a better sense of humor than most adults !

[@dm9342]

The kids are smarter than the people who wrote the questions.

[@genericusername1365]

Bacon is always the answer, but sometimes the answer is to just poop.

[@mulhollandkitty]

I often feel better after a good poop.

[@jimbuxton2187]

Test questions sould be very SPECIFIC. I HATED those general all-encompassing questions that have no direction and full of ambiguity! Then the teacher can grade you any way they want ...one teacher told me, I was being subjective not objective. ...?

[@mtlicq]

Exactly ! Some teachers just hated me for no reason, and this kind of stuff gave them opportunity to inflict their evil

[@ericf7063]

@@mtlicq Is that what they do these days? A very long time ago when I was in grade school, 60's, if someone was on the teachers' fecal roster, hair & ears were fair game. I vividly remember one teacher in particular whose class would by today's standards be described as a hostile and abusive environment.

[@nomenclature9373]

Communicating other than email. > semaphore > Smoke signal > Telegraphy > Yell really, really loud

[@perocigla4425]

This is even better.

[@TexasHoosier3118]

1. telegraph 2. telephone 3. tell a woman

[@carch7243]

Telepathy, Seance, Ouija

[@pyotrberia9741]

Lots of very creative answers as well as very badly written questions. I can imagine many are the result of smart kids having to deal with dumb teachers.

[@ingehanson]

Those were my sentiments exactly. Some of the questions were very confusing and deserved nothing less than a smart aleck answer. some of those answers were highly sophisticated and really thoughtful.

[@gordondaniels96]

you have to love childrens logic

[@user-up3xv6it8b]

I know I do. And here's the logic my oldest son tried using when he was 6yrs old when it came to trying to avoid going to school one day he says to me "mommy I don't have to go to school today it's for girls only" unamused I looked out the living room window and I said "oh yeah is that why mommy sees your friend Austin from across the street and several other boys from your school going to school?" Knowing his a$$ was busted he came up with a new lie and said "did I say today I meant tomorrow and if you don't believe me you can call my school" being the oldest of 5 and a former live in nanny I knew better so it's 3:30 when he came home from school instead of saying hi he says to me "did you phone my school?" I lied and said "yeah. You're grounded for lying and if you go outside and listen real closely you can actually hear god laugh because even god himself never heard of something that ridiculous. But I'll give you an A+ for something even grandma never heard of so for arguments sake don't teach this to your little brother and your baby sister in the future" thankfully he didn't he's now almost 22 his brother is almost 18 and there baby sister is now almost 17

[@ClimateScepticSceptic-ub2rg]

So few years, so much wisdom.

[@markrich7171]

Some I've come across Q. 'Who built the Bridgwater Canal?' A. 'A load of men!' (actually correct). Q What was Lewis Armstrong well known for? A. being the first man on the moon. Q. What was Gandi's first name? A. Goosy-Goosy. and the kid playing the innkeeper in the school nativity play. when asked if there was any room at the Inn? Answered "no, well what do you expect. It is Christmas"

[@pjhey947]

Living in a mansion and eating bacon. 😂😂😂😂❤❤

[@obsidiansea]

Just call me Ms. Fancy!

[@genericusername1365]

Oh yeah! Life!

[@fredparkinson1289]

Thanks for the laughs, I needed that.

[@yesiownfrodo]

I loved teaching this kind of kid.

[@azcowgal5837]

This was difficult. I kept busting out in laughter.

[@lucky5853]

I'm supposed to be sleeping, instead I'm laughing my guts off in silence so I won't wake my wife up😂😅

[@guyvandenbroeck8405]

I love these people already. Boy it must be a blast having a party with these guys. When will the examiners learn to frame their questions correctly... Me too had some serious issues with it. These are what they call "out-of-the-box" thinkers.

[@mrgasman62]

Why is it that teachers will mark answers wrong because it is not the answer they were expecting BUT the answer is actually correct like some of these examples I have seen a whole story on a student who was asked to use a barometer to measure the height of a building. He proceeded to do it in many ways WITHOUT using the difference in air pressure at different heights. Even though ALL of his answers were practical and accurate he was failed for not showing the ONE the teacher was looking for.

[@nobody7817]

One hit the news a while ago where a "teacher" gave an 'F' to a student for a report they did on Austria because, according to the "teacher", Austria was NOT in Europe, but was it's own continent in the southern hemisphere. When the parents went to protest this grade, the "principal" sided with the teacher.

[@kateyare4708]

I believe that child's name was Einstein.

[@trevertravis8963]

8:28 Whoever came up with that worksheet knew what they were doing.

[@VonnieKH]

I haven’t laughed this much in a long time, thanks!!! 😍

[@ofefa]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@rswow]

Ask the question wrongly, with inexact wording, expect a 'wrong' answer!

[@nox8730]

Exactly. Many questions are poorly worded, which denotes a poor language proficiency, in my opinon. "What is the name of the polygon?" Well, Carolina ? The correct way to ask this would have been: "What is called a geometrical figure with this many vertices?" Or something like this, english not being my mother tongue. You can't expect your students to be thorough if you are not yourself. Directions need to be exhaustive and examplify the highest level of language proficiency, so as to become the natural reference for a kid growing up, and develop the kid's own language ability over time. You can't expect high standards if all a kid grows up with is low standards. It is about defining what is the norm for him.

[@sofly7634]

Agree The ocean answer should ve marked correct

[@guypehaim1080]

At time stamp 10:18, I about fell out of my chair. I was laughing so hard, I couldn't breath with tears running down my face.🤣

[@Matey-850cc]

The Monty Python reference at 10:11 is awesome 🙂

[@zyxw2000]

Kids are so funny, even when they're not trying.

[@G6JPG]

And they can be very trying …

[@peggypeggy4137]

I love the words that have "uck" The kid says "the F word"

[@jeffw1267]

The clock question was answered correctly, because the question didn't ask for the time rendered on an ANALOG clock. You would first have to explain to the students the difference between an analog and a digital clock, then ask for a particular type in the test question.

[@winksongs]

"they robed my child" - the parent is illiterate too.

[@phildavenport4150]

Not if the child is a student at Hogwarts.

[@lindamaclaren1866]

Just an example of how inept teachers are: they can't even form an articulate question!

[@FUGP72]

Just an example of how incredibly fucking stupid KZbin comments are. Even a FIVE YEAR OLD can see how fake these are.

[@eliabeck689]

I'm the sort of kid who would write these sorts of snarky answers... ...before relenting and giving the teacher what they want, and just having both versions next to each other so I can make my point and still *get* the points!

[@kevinmoffatt]

Couldn't stop laughing out loud.

[@Mandiba]

The clevest answer is : X=7 It's the simplest equation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mospeada1152]

Definitely the best laugh I've had for a while.

[@fyoutube9410]

These are some genius answers!

[@helenafranzen9828]

At 07:00 Killed me! 🤣

[@mrgasman62]

The teachers or test writers are the ones who need educating in how to ask a question correctly to receive the answer they were looking for. Or just read the question and ask yourself if the actual answer is correct for that actual question and not what you actually meant to ask. ps. Yes, Actual was actually repeated on purpose. The recipe question. You cant make cookies if you only have 1/2 cup of butter. You need all the other ingredients too.

[@wilsjane]

Their are alternatives for the missing butter, the simplest one is to add an egg. I assume this question was at a cooking lesson.

[@kateyare4708]

I thought it was a math question. How much of each of the other ingredients do you need to make cookies. @@wilsjane

[@wilsjane]

@@kateyare4708 That would probably be what the maths teacher was looking for. That was why I mentioned that I assumed that it was the cooking class and they still needed the same quantity of buns.

[@BaePlatinum]

1:24 will always be my favorite. 🤣

[@HM-gl5jq]

And bravo to the teacher who recognised the brilliance!

[@susie9893]

That prom one. I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@darylcheshire1618]

I loved the Godzilla one

[@genericusername1365]

He really should have been there for Washington. Legend has it that Washington was pissed for the rest of his life about Godzilla not showing up.

[@darylcheshire1618]

@@genericusername1365 Bruxism made him grind his wooden dentures.

[@breadwineandsong4014]

What's really funny is how badly some of these teachers word questions like at 5:55, 6:09, 7:40, 8:01,10:01, 10:27. As a former teacher, if I worded a question poorly and the kid technically answered it correctly, the way I saw it was that was on me, and I would give the kid the credit for answering it correctly. To prevent the smart@$$ery of the answer in 7:49, if the answer called for a fill-in-the-blank response, I would always have a word bank from which they had to choose an answer with clear instructions so they couldn't sea lawyer their way out of their incorrect response. However, I have to say that some of these questions (like at 1:42. 6:27, 11:22, 11:43, 11:59, and 13:10) clearly indicate how the current NEA and state education standards are failing our kids, not by the kids' answers, but by the irrelevancy of the questions.

[@darylcheshire1618]

I noticed that some of the questions used apostrophes incorrectly.

[@nobody7817]

Well. we saw how well having multiple guess questions worked with "circle the smallest number"...right? I would have taken it a step further and circled the smallest digit in each number.

[@shteebo]

Some of these tests should just say "write something the teacher said this week" since that's clearly what the teacher wants from the students, rather than actual thinking.

[@christinebruchey2275]

😂😂 Loved it !!

[@andrewosborn3770]

Dear Lord, I needed a good laugh like this! 😂😂 There’s a lot of them that had me going but when I got to the Solid, Liquid, Gas one I was literally on the floor! I probably shouldn’t watch these in public because I don’t think I’m welcome back at Lube Stop to change my cars oil anymore…

[@emceeboogieboots1608]

4:25 My answer would be "What who would end up with? Rachel would have 12 and Tracy 4 I guess. Because I would give Tracy fk all after she took the first 4 And fk it, she will get that slap too!

[@markpalka6382]

The answers to those questions and problems were apparently well thought out, were definitely funny, and were ingenious in their own right; and those who came up with those answers deserve credit!

[@joemoore4027]

I could not stop laughing !

[@celestialsoundsalchemy]

"You shall not pass." 😂😂😂😂

[@user-up3xv6it8b]

I know these questions that kids answered on tests wrap your head around this scenario: when I was in grade 8 it was midterms time and 1 of the questions was for English and the question was "use the word depends in a sentence" and the girl wrote this for an answer "my grandma wears depends undergarments" naturally she got it wrong and her English teacher was our homeroom teacher and he wrote "that's not the answer I was looking for"

[@cadenza3210]

I did not realize that mind-reading was a prerequisite.

[@user-up3xv6it8b]

@@cadenza3210 it depends on the teacher you get

[@kateyare4708]

Mindreading is the premier prerequisite for getting through high school. Just feed them whatever bs they want, then be on your way to bigger and better things in the real world. @@cadenza3210

[@shteebo]

Well, mark yourself down for writing an ambiguous question. The kid's alternate answer is correct.

[@malia6460]

Laughter is the medicine at the next level. Max, a 7 year old boy wrote a Valentine's Day Letter for me when I was sick due to sudden fainting. He even gave me flowers and a get well soon card. As un unexpected visitor at the hospital, It's unbelievable what he wrote: "Happy Valentines Day. Get well soon! I know You like that "Bram" guy. When you were knocked out, he went to the bathroom to do #2. Maybe you don't remember what happened, but I do. First, Larry didn't have anything to eat. Then you told him, "uh uh...no..no..no...no...no..." and then, "get out of my face!" & coughed. You might had a panic attack. Don't worry, you'll feel a lot better with Bram because Larry makes you sick. I feel bad for you because your Valentine's Day "hit the fan." I believed that as soon as I gained consciousness, Bram just came out of the bathroom *knocks at room #426 Nurse: You have an accent. Where are you from? Patient(me): in Moscow, Russia Guest enters my room to deliver the flowers and card nurse reads the letter and laughs especially at the "Bram goes dookie" part Nurse: That's the Russian way of a "get well soon"-showing humor as sympathy Now imagine if an elementary teacher sees this. LOL I'm a fighter! humour heals!

[@donnadrane4977]

If you’re out sick just go poop! Works every time! Ha Ha.

[@malia6460]

LMAO Bram went poop while I was sick at the hospital. I had a suspected immune response. I was there for 12 hours

[@kateyare4708]

That was such a sweet and sincere note. I'm sure the teacher loved it.

[@cymbaline86516]

Oh god, I can‘t stop laughing 😂

[@G6JPG]

Some show the depressing state of ignorance. Some show that question-setters need to be more careful! (And that markers need more of a sense of humour.) And some are indeed hilarious!

[@citomp1240]

Some of these kids are actually geniuses.

[@MachtNixPasstSo]

Genii.

[@komet5420]

Suggest one cause of deforestation → this paper 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kevin91965]

Common sense kids until their brainwashed

[@nobody7817]

** they're

[@scarletevans4474]

6:48 Divide-and-conquer algorithm for the win! ♥

[@Mvtobebo]

I still have a sonic tray that hangs on the car window. God I'm old

[@christinebruchey2275]

😂😂

[@Wallaces_Wood]

All fun and games till Vader shows up

[@perocigla4425]

1:24 I like how they got a ✅. They took the risk. 2:05 Just 🤣🤣 5:25 🤣🤣

[@tinu5779]

It is sad that some teacher fail to ask precise question and then blame the kid for the too smart answer.

[@essiefowler9775]

These are hilarious I’ve never stopped laughing, fairly cheered me up, kids are wonderful

[@wayneyadams]

5:22 the person who wrote that question needs a refresher course on the English language. The correct word is smaller when comparing two items, not smallest.

[@Acrow0000]

5:26 😂

[@speedysteve9121]

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. At this stage of the game I'm willing to give ignorance a try.

[@janeflip1]

They got credit if they made me laugh!

[@humanrightsadvocate]

It's amazing how the education system is dumbing down our children. Also, it is revolting how dumb some of those questions were.

[@anthonyfoden9382]

x = 7. ha, ha, ha, ha,...... perfect. There is a serious chasm between the idiot teachers and the kids.

[@MadderMel]

Saturn , Uranus and Neptune 3 very good answers ! Number 3 has not been proven though ! They probably prefer Kentucky Fried Chicken !

[@stevegibson2255]

In theory, I think the answer that was provided at 2:24 would have to be correct. It did answer the question correctly

[@beeble2003]

Don't be silly. That's a big clock.

[@andersnielsen6044]

Your thumbnail is wrong.. 1895 ended in 1895..

[@emceeboogieboots1608]

The thumbnail is the child's answer... That is the point Perhaps the correct answer may be ended WITH 1896? But again, not the point

[@mauijttewaal]

Brilliant!

[@emem2756]

1895 did not end in 1986, but in 1985. Dec 31 to be precise

[@adamp2029]

1895 ended in 1895… but I get it 😁

[@torfrida6663]

Don’t kids get taught to write more neatly these days? 🇬🇧👍

[@MKA63]

The question at 4:19 is totally ambiguous. Who is "she"? Tracey or Rachel?

[@jeffcarlson3269]

I found watching this video Much more pleasant with the sound muted...

[@pineapplepenumbra]

8:40 What does: How does "My Story" become "Our Story"? even mean? Is the answer to go out with someone or what?

[@genericusername1365]

It's the idea of socialism/communism in that nobody owns anything. Everything belongs to "the people", so "my story" becomes "our story".

[@nobody7817]

I think that the actual answer is to make the people think about team work and team building. (but in the end... it's all communism as pointed out by my esteemed colleague.)

[@pineapplepenumbra]

@@genericusername1365 So which insane teachers are pushing Communism? That's just bizarre.

[@DaveC2729]

Whoa! Whoa! 12:21... Wait a minute. Wait a cotton pickin' MINUTE! Leaving aside whether the kid actually meant 'peanuts'... THEIR MOM IS 13?!?!?!?! So if this kid is in school, that means _she was 7 _*_at most_*_ when her kid was born..._

[@figmo397]

Some women refuse to give out their age. When I was four, my grandmother told me she was 21 and I knew she was lying. "If that's so, then Dad would've been seven years old when you were born!

[@darylcheshire1618]

Yes, my mother’s age was a state secret. When I was older I snuck a look at her drivers licence.

[@kateyare4708]

My mother's age was top secret and my birth certificate was classified. Whenever I needed to present it, she would seal it in an envelope and admonish me not to open the envelope. When she died, my father had a tombstone made for their adjoining plots with their dates of birth engraved showing that she was four years older than he. When I chided him that she would not like that, he just laughed and said, "It never bothered me!"

[@mulhollandkitty]

When I worked with 6-year-olds, my coworkers told them they were 200. The kids didn't believe them.

[@Strainj1]

10:15 I heard Jade is a bit of a square though.

[@mulhollandkitty]

I think I can be a bit of a square, too. So I think the square should've been named Mulholland.

[@msmbar]

Mensans, each and every one👏🏼💖

[@scruffypupper]

Creative writing students could learn from these kids.

[@TheToddFather1969]

I did stuff like this and my teachers hated me. School was a joke to me.

[@nox8730]

9:38 Are there actual people who can manage to bake anything with such directions?

[@nobody7817]

Yes... most people. How hard is it to follow directions? Now... I can veer from it too; but usually ONLY after I know what it will taste like before I make corrections.

[@nox8730]

@@nobody7817 That seems pretty miraculous. Tea spoons, and cups... Is there a standard on where to buy the cup to have it the "proper" size? And do you need to melt the butter beforehand? At the very least, i can tell that seeing something like that would be enough for me to give up immediately. I am not a great cook, but i am still good enough to know that no one should bake anything without the proper proportions. That's a serious culture shock. Our pâtissiers, here in France, would have never achieved anything with such directions 😅

[@nobody7817]

@@nox8730OMG... Do you not know how to measure things??? Look up the standards of measurements for teaspoon, tablespoon, cup, quart, pint, gallon, etc... Yes, you can buy the actual measuring devices--but in a given rule--the standard teaspoon and tablespoon are about that same size (that's not their actual names, but commonly given to them because if their volume capacity). Cups are the same way, a standard cup is roughly meant to hold a cup, thus the common name. TECHNICALLY it's not a cup, it is a MUG, but most small coffee mugs are roughly one cup on volume.

[@nox8730]

@@nobody7817Wow... that's so confusing... I can tell you are used to this system and can't tell why it is so random. You probably never used grams and kilograms in earnest. I actually watched very recently a video by an american (Evan Edinger), living in the UK, who was explaining why he switched to metric. Interestingly, he was explaining why this teaspoon/cup/whatever system was so broken and why he could never go back to using them. There are reasons why every country in the world, except for the USA, switched to the metric system long ago. The metric system is a recent french system (18th century). The US system comes from a french system from the Middle-Ages. It's pretty strange to still use such an obsolete Middle-Ages system that was replaced during the Renaissance specifically because it was so random.

[@MikeCee7]

I don’t know, they seem to be too clever, to be all random random answers by kids.

[@tolykozin]

hahahhaha!

[@citomp1240]

The school system is too dumb to recognize genius.

[@julianaylor4351]

😆😂🤣❤️

[@brinleyisawesome6398]

10:10 reference to “Monty Pythons and the Holy Grail” (or, I think it is. It probably came from smthin else first.)

[@poindexterflex1981]

What does 'motivate your answer' mean?

[@MelissaR784]

Most were cute and funny. Some were disturbing with indoctrination. Reestablish the Soviet Union? Telling boys not getting married is a good answer because girls are expensive?

[@beeble2003]

The first one is obviously a joke. It's not actually promoting communist dictatorship. The second one is obviously a joke, but it is a bit sexist.

[@ravenzyblack]

I see nothing factually wrong with the second part. Girls ARE expensive.

[@MelissaR784]

@@ravenzyblack Some are. But by telling boys in school they are, might make them think all girls are gold diggers and that's not true.

[@MelissaR784]

@@beeble2003 It's not exactly promoting communism, just kind of promoting communism. Right?

[@beeble2003]

@@MelissaR784No, it's just a joke. Get a grip.