$54,600,000 Billionaires Row NYC Penthouse Tour

[@Cherokee2A.]

If I had 55 Million, NYC is probably one of the last places I’d invest it in

[@AndrewDahlkz]

Ikr hes like 50 ft long... lol wow thats 10 steps

[@svcross-do]

Agreed. They have also had some problems with planes.

[@DAminovLaw]

Then you don't know shit about real estate.

[@rminondo88]

You couldn’t afford this if you had 55 million.

[@ShadowSlayer1441]

That's why you don't buy it if you can't throw 55 mil away.

[@SchoolboyM]

damn those intrusive thoughts would be tough ngl

[@gaiseric9518]

“I know you wanna jump.”

[@Whytheads]

Especially after throwing away that much money

[@roryivey]

@@Whytheads😂

[@Merrrmaaaid]

It won’t hurt

[@demaciasolos]

@@MerrrmaaaidDo it then

[@drogenfeld]

I ain't paying 54 million to be scared of my balcony

[@Redridge07]

@drogenfeld Just pretend you dont have a terrace

[@Sidewalk.Enforcer]

​@@Redridge07 naah bruh, that ain't happenin

[@censored4christ162]

If you had a billion you might

[@omkarpawar6709]

Don't need to be afraid of the balcony the "great room" Is enough.

[@sgrp2706]

Bepo killed his captain confirmed. He talks like he has the money already

[@Ry_Guy]

Nobody mentioning the fact that the balcony over 1000ft up has a railing that is literally 3 feet tall, how the heck did that pass any inspection??

[@josezapata7064]

Another con Trump how else's

[@macman975]

One night on the beers and I'd be over that balcony in a second.

[@Ry_Guy]

@myopiczeal Anytime I encounter something that doesn't make sense, or seems to work against "common sense", I can always trace it back to money. If something in any of our products is harmful to us, it was only because someone wanted more money. The USA is one of 2 countries in the world that is allowed to advertise drugs on TV. New Zealand is the other. It's all allowed only because of money. A lot of countries are just a giant corporation run by the rich, and it's quite a disaster for humankind and evolution.

[@mr.mopedmadness3441]

​@@josezapata7064😂 you dream about Trump every night don't you?

[@JetPackDino]

How did that pass inspection? For $250,000 I'll tell you

[@Fathers_Of_Fortnite]

The idea of living in New York is way better than actually living in New York

[@lintonmcdonaldjr.7884]

Agreed....

[@AndehX]

fax

[@robertchiarizia9463]

When you can live like this in NYC, it’s quite nice. Especially in several years when flying cars really ‘take off’. Fly right off your balcony, cruise to the Hamptons for a catered barbecue, then back to the Penthouse for some hobble doo gee.

[@patricblack1]

@@robertchiarizia9463 Nope "flying cars" would crash into the buildings.

[@Psalm91ArmorUp]

I’m sure you can still smell the city stink in that penthouse 😗. You couldn’t pay me to come back to NYC and buy this place. I’m 4,600 feet above sea level and at the base of beautiful mountains with a lake view for more than a 122 times less.

[@obeytheshark]

I don’t know about y’all, but living on ground level with wide open space is severely underrated

[@hexxin]

I'm with ya on that. I couldn't be paid to live there that high up. I'd rather live in an isolated house with land. 54million wasted. But hey, i'm poor.

[@80PercentAshamedOfU]

Yeah if shit goes south, you got a long walk down

[@arzabael]

@@hexxin you’re dang right bro. Good luck getting your small castle and big land, may the trees be tall.

[@arzabael]

@@80PercentAshamedOfU yea but you definitely don’t want an apartment with no land or nature outside your house and definitely don’t want a house in the neighborhoods everyone loves where there’s like 10 feet between the side of your house and your neighbors. You should be able to have a huge came of catch, if not a small dirt bike ride between you and the neighbors.

[@arzabael]

For a shark you know the land well

[@CoVault]

Rumor has it 54,000,000 of the 54,600,000 goes to the water bill

[@Weegi3]

Lol

[@dismmisd9350]

Not to the interior

[@mahderahman278]

Water bill you pay every 3 months x 3 yeah I'd be very expensive that's how it works in New York you pay water bill every 3 months this is including Upstate and downstate

[@markuchiha7737]

Whatever

[@ljre3397]

And heating.

[@externalityy]

“I’m sorry sir but the elevator isn’t working today”

[@josezapata7064]

Enjoy our stairs the whole 60 floors down and don't forget your keys cause it's a long way up 👍😂👍

[@legendaryfrolox6285]

​@@josezapata7064meh they can use the exercise

[@mabdivinedivine9682]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@noobforpresident2024]

For $54.6 Million Dollars, that elevator better be working every microsecond of the week.

[@Purpatratur]

It’s true those elevators are very fast and they run on the biggest motor. But that would be due to only maintenance because the hydraulic oil needs to be changed every two weeks instead of a month because the building is so big. It’s also quite fast so it runs on a big panel of PLCs. The elevators probably modernized anyways, so no maintenance or modernization needs to be done for the next 50 or so years coming from an elevator mechanic

[@ConflictMedia]

Imagine paying 54 Million and you still have to share the building with others

[@Uncle_pepsi]

Hopefully you get a personal code for your floors so no one else can get to them

[@thekarnyx]

​@@Uncle_pepsidamn you Americans are something else. Ofc there's at least a key for the apartment lmao

[@Artuor.Morgan]

@@thekarnyxAmericans are awesome 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@ConflictMedia]

@@Uncle_pepsi the apartment is literally the whole floor, how should anybody else enter?

[@Uncle_pepsi]

@@ConflictMedia using the elevator unless it’s got it’s own private one

[@Ventixity]

Man called me poor in every language possible 💀

[@MiguelMedV]

*_LM🅰️OOOO,_** I know* 💀💵🔥...

[@squidward120]

Is ok just wait for the next plane

[@walteruwaito]

​@@squidward120bro nah💀

[@johnnysundae9495]

@@squidward120 😂 😆

[@alisfade5424]

🤣😂🤣

[@muppetzboy9738]

This looks like the type of apartment where spidey would break in to beat yo ass cause you're a mafia boss💀

[@DaZilka]

green goblin shit 💀

[@lieutenantlunar7234]

Yeah it reminds me a lot of norman osborn's penthouse in the ps4 game

[@sakhiledunywa414]

😂

[@heyyeshyou]

A pedo pad

[@TheCeraization]

For real. This type of skyscraper is definitely one you’d infiltrate in a video game.

[@frostykoopa4450]

I thought he had the whole building until I realized it was just 1 floor for 55m 💀💀💀

[@josezapata7064]

😂

[@user-jv9fl4uw4l]

You guys are funny when you say this. These skyscrapers cost billions to build. Maybe in 1950 you could own the whole building for 50 million 😂 obviously not now

[@AdamBer-ir6eg]

​@@user-jv9fl4uw4l And it's hella ridiculous

[@SunshineSurfsup1]

Never live higher than the city’s Fire Department ladder. Straight talk from a first responder

[@patrickjenkins6383]

@SunshineSurfsup1 😂 One of the most sensible pieces of advice I've ever read in the comment section.

[@santouchesantouche2873]

When I eat the rich, I want them toasty

[@bajsunshine]

1st responder here agreed ...that bldg is wayyyy too much and tooooo tall. Nice but nope ill pass the rich can have that one ...lol

[@johnankrah299]

​@@santouchesantouche2873OMG you got me in tears😂 i wasnt expecting that.

[@Jo_Ru]

Pack a parachute

[@LucasIsHereYT]

54 million can probably get you the entire state of Idaho.

[@skycatalex5483]

Lmao

[@kilamkam]

Factssss 🤣😂🤣😂....

[@bendover3653]

Yeh but who wants that?

[@stellarjayatkins4749]

@@bendover3653I’d rather have 5 acres in Idaho than that whole skyscraper in NYC.

[@Hydrofobic2001]

Maybe our whole potato supply

[@abusement_park]

Moral of the story is don't spend 55 mil in NY

[@rickmendez4383]

Ego in the maximum splendor 😪

[@elegancy8265]

I would not spend 55 mil in the us at all but especially not NYC

[@AM-pq1rq]

thanks i'll keep it in mind

[@T3RS1]

Yea rather buy farm land and lease it. It will make you more money back and you will have complete control over water on that property. Water will be gold soon.

[@MaddenDoctor]

@@T3RS1ya until someone with 60M buys the land up stream from yours and blocks off your water supply…. Aka what big water does to poor villages and sells the water back to them

[@jamahlapoynter8774]

For those who don’t know, these units are usually vacant and owned by foreign billionaires to park money

[@ltk7309]

Then why are they selling it?? Shouldn’t they rent these vacant units out????

[@user-st6nt4ou6f]

I can see why. It's like a big open unsupported needle! Too fragile looking

[@steveschmidt5156]

That might explain the hideous interior. No one who buys a pad for tens of millions is actually going to live in a place with furniture from Ikea.

[@xtremeentertainmenttv9664]

The food delivery guy WILL be mad, every time.

[@peytonlutz1]

You can just pay the food delivery guy's salary. Nice 100K salary for someone who just delivers you food. Essentially a butler.

[@TheQueenOfSheba]

Do they not have an elevator!?!? 😂

[@LockandLaugh]

Tell the client to join you downstairs@@xtremeentertainmenttv9664

[@johnnyr8603]

As a person who used to deliver for Uber eats and DoorDash I can tell you that in big buildings like this most times they won’t even let you go all the way up. At least when I did, Uber eats and DoorDash we would have to leave the food with the receptionist downstairs, and she would call the tenant to come down and pick it up. In expensive buildings like this they usually have security who waits downstairs and they have to call the tenant to come meet you. Not all places were like this, but most were.

[@MastaDivinity]

As a delivery driver that has delivered to this building, they don't even let you in. You just give the doorman the food. Aslo didnt get a tip😂

[@Daniel-rb1nr]

54.6 mil buys me a new fear of heights

[@mrreinark3388]

For some reason I thought the 54 million was for the whole building or something, there’s no way I’d pay even 1000 for a night thwre

[@darkrevenge950]

And a dime to bend over the 54th floor 😂

[@JuliusCeaser_]

@@mrreinark3388dude for the whole building? Lmao

[@Fenris_0fficial]

After 9/11 being in any high building = nah im good

[@25-8]

😂

[@alphons1456o]

"This is what $54,600,000 buys you in New York City!" A big mac meal and a movie ticket

[@tdavenport720]

😂💀 Sadly, yes.

[@2stroketyson79]

I bet anything that penthouse still has RATS!

[@daveorme2842]

IN NYC, That whole building ain't worth 54,600,000 to me,..THAT PLACE IS A CESSPOOL !!

[@larrylong9367]

Or maybe ... Just the latter ...

[@matthuckabey007]

Best comment!😂

[@Vanbgfhhhggffhkk]

I’m so scared of heights, I would be crawling everywhere

[@ChristopherWilliams-k2j]

No you wouldn't all you need is two shots of patron in ice

[@Sglagoomio]

my guy, I ain’t rich enough to even know what a *great room* is

[@DegenerateAssassin]

Fr💀

[@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917]

It's just a fancy dumb way of calling a living room. Usually used by realtors and other people marketing a house.

[@jamesking9378]

​@@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917it just means open plan living and dining room. They usually include the kitchen. "Great" here meaning "large" rather than being a statement on quality.

[@Renovatio2142]

imagine you pay for apartmen for 54M and next week neighbour buys one abou you for 56M...you will be feeling poor for rest of your life...

[@nunyabiznez6381]

It's a room that's the best room ever, it is so great that it's a stupendous room. Just ask someone rich like Trump and he'll tell you how great the room is.

[@calvin7039]

bro i almost had a heart attack when he looked over the fence 💀

[@SebastianPimentel.]

Lol same

[@davidgaddy4328]

Me too

[@mariatolentino4516]

Same here.

[@abel6298]

Read your bible! (KJV, preferably) ❤️

[@JustAnAverageGuy5731]

@@abel6298What. hell no. literally.

[@catastrophe8336]

54 million I better own the whole damn building.

[@yooda_6650]

the building was 2 billion. The reason why one apartment is 54 million is because of the place (central park and midtown views) and heights (around 75th floor, not many apartments in the world that high). Also this apartment is one of few on billionaires row to have terrace and it's full floor with 360° views. It doesn't depreciate on value over time, because nobody can build anything that tall anywhere near (air rights in NYC) so wealthy people buy those apartments as an investment and don't even live there. But the HOA costs and taxes (mostly HOA tho) are in tens of thousands $ a month.

[@walterwhite640]

@@yooda_6650same thing goes for the man made island that looks like a palm tree in Dubai, all the houses there are over 30-40 million each and hardly anyone lives in them. Their value goes up just by existing. Somewhere around 5-10,000 houses just collecting dust.

[@s3hunna]

Not in New York 😂

[@TAP7a]

Ha, bro thinks a paltry $56m is even close to what it takes for a *building* on Billionaire’s Row

[@JamesMerlaut]

You're completely naive huh?

[@Jalen_Milroe]

Everyone hating doesn’t understand how good a deal 12 shower heads for 4.5 million dollars each is

[@FMBeelz]

“I am completely and mentally stable”

[@joeysmith7296]

Acrophobia premium

[@SillyBillyMale]

"Oh look a place I can fall from"

[@Tapochek6996]

oh look, another twin tower!

[@ancientslav4863]

Unlike the building which looks to be falling down in the next 10 years

[@AnimeRecksYou]

The Klee pfp says otherwise

[@ComebackTime24]

dawg that ain't a shower that's a whole car wash 💀

[@lalolanda2328]

i need to wash this dump truck somehow

[@Haydenwolf344]

​@lalolanda2328 Tbh that's fair

[@Kronic_YT]

Don’t need alcohol to drown in when you have that shower 😂

[@kunaldebbarma8086]

And they gonna go out later and talk about saving the planet

[@StevenP727]

LMAO 🤣

[@grandhustle8711]

The moment when you finally arrive at your apartment and realize you forgot something at the store

[@Apeiron2043]

And then you remember your filthy rich and have your servant run out and get it

[@OuterHavenMedia]

For $54.6M I'm pretty sure it comes with concierge service.

[@midwayinn1043]

Nah having a team of door dash/instacart drivers hanging out in the lobby is one of the perks of living in that apt.

[@midwayinn1043]

I would guess

[@renanandre6031]

with all that money you don't need even get out of the build

[@tomcat8445]

Earthquake: Allow me to introduce myself.

[@duckmercy11]

Seismic-resistant building codes: allow me to introduce myself.

[@ihavermsthattypeofbrain8377]

Missed some classes

[@leskobrandon3497]

Only thing wrong is when you go outside , it's New York .

[@yodude9624]

😂😂😂

[@alvarezgamers]

As someone who grew up there and lived there for 37 years. I agree. Terrible place to live longterm.

[@dginski7]

And when you have to pay your mortgage. That's enough to make you jump through one of those windows. Absolutely not worth it. There are far more beautiful places to live for significantly less money.

[@MB5rider81]

When you go outside, it's Alabama

[@FederalPacificEh]

@@MB5rider81I’d rather live in Alabama than nyc. But I like nature and being free. I like my towns without homeless people every where.

[@steliokontos9356]

"All you can see around you is green" *Shows concrete jungle*

[@Kino_pup]

For real. Idk what he would call the green around my house then.. My multiple neighbors are more than a half mile away. I can’t even see em through the trees.

[@ethancothron]

where dreams are made of

[@censored4christ162]

New york sucks but it makes for a good view at night you gotta respect it. Look at the view of the park. I wonder how lonh until its blocked

[@patrickangelobalasa]

He means money

[@solomon6082]

😂

[@BirneAsche]

It sounded like his biggest flex were the shower heads 😂

[@kingofkxings3109]

I was hoping he’d jump

[@JmMateo933]

True

[@jwa2486]

But is not funny

[@it-looks-like]

I guarantee if I were 100 stories up in a penthouse and had 12 shower heads I wouldn't be bragging about the view

[@the_nguy9123]

Today I will use....this shower head.

[@lunchboxs197]

The fact people don't understand how corrupt and immoral this amount of money is depresses me.

[@nori87]

I agree

[@Chinmoy-n7k]

Yeah you are right except if I get that much money then it will not be corrupt and immoral.

[@lunchboxs197]

@@Chinmoy-n7k ... It's not possible to accumulate that kind of wealth in a moral or honest way so.....

[@greg.peepeeface]

@@Chinmoy-n7khaha, I wonder if I would feel the same. Knowing a few of those types, I’d agree.

[@duckmercy11]

Don't worry about other peoples money, do you, boo.

[@bodycount450]

This is where supervillains raise their young.

[@vishnuisgreat471]

Perfect comment for this video!

[@osamabinladen824]

Absolutely. The spoiled brats.

[@WqpW-WqpW]

RIP DOOM❤

[@cool_dude_like_really]

​@@WqpW-WqpWsomehow that's exactly what I've thought upon reading this comment

[@SnakeRoot271]

Considering the comment im happy to be the 666th like

[@DansCycles]

I’m more than happy with my cabin in the woods

[@zaccoop6727]

pfft... cabin? You'd get 12 mansions for $54M

[@itdogodownbruh6094]

fair enough people like what they like

[@Yeah_Nahhh]

⁠@@zaccoop6727no one said a cabin cost 54 mil brother

[@ericknowak6561]

I’d buy both

[@JamesJones-gj1ii]

New York is one of the most over rated places on earth. 50 plus million for that is a joke.

[@ZyphonyTF]

Bro called us peasants in many languages 💀

[@theeDameAlexander510]

Hell yeah…… you caught that too👍🏽

[@kavy0111]

Actually the real peasants are they themselves they got no real life bro

[@malka7753]

Definitely not peasants! NYC is trash now been that way for a few years! I live in CT and NYC is overrated and filled with migrants, crime, dirt and homelessness! It’s 1980 all over again!

[@eavymuturuh3717]

Hahahaha

[@Azuratsz]

No, i live on the 22nd floor

[@leonx9726]

Paying 54 million to be scared all the time of a plane entering your house. HELL NAH

[@sysfreakz999]

Each room gonna need a mandatory parachute

[@zachm241]

Imagine how exhilarating it must be to slide down one of those fire-escape fabric tubes from that height

[@alanedgarfillinpillin8880]

​@@zachm241I guess you'd be shredded like a carrot before even hitting first floor.

[@seanandrews5329]

@@zachm241they should honestly just have them open all the time

[@iwontblink369]

The homeless man who sleeps on a bench inside the park wakes up to that view for free 🗿

[@srirampatnaik9164]

He doesn't, because he has a cop car pulled up in front of him

[@AllenFreemanMediaGuru]

Uh, he is a bit lower.

[@michaellin4553]

​@@srirampatnaik9164Actually, they use bikes. It's a very entertaining sight, seeing a bunch of dad bod cops riding single file like they're on a mission to inspect an ice cream cart 0.3 miles away.

[@DixiePokerAce]

​@Criticize-all-no-Exceptions Right, I am sure when it is freezing cold in New York he's having a great time. He wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

[@_ok__]

@@DixiePokerAcelmao

[@algorythmico]

"You can't even smell the trash and piss from up here".

[@jamesenloe277]

😂

[@dudethatuploadsstuff4247]

This made me laugh so hard bro💀💀

[@igur_yes.8553]

,,you can allmost not smell the piss and trash from up here!"

[@deus555]

Yes you can.😂

[@jmiquelmb]

"You can barely smell the trash from there" FTFY

[@timothymcginnis4258]

You can feel the building sway in the wind up that high when you sleep at night.

[@derricklangford4725]

Yep a lot of people complain about the building most who own units are foreigners.

[@darlenesmith943]

Oh, hell, hell, noooooooo! I would never sleep!

[@ChristopherWilliams-k2j]

Wow I wanna experience that

[@ihavermsthattypeofbrain8377]

You should try Burj khalifa

[@mrstalwartgames]

Bro just called us poor in 69 different languages

[@OrlandoSobieraj]

Noice

[@apuloawomi5440]

Copy paste

[@zoakyz]

​@@apuloawomi5440Copy and paste 🤡

[@Averagerlplayerr]

In 67995

[@Joanropo]

nice

[@dark_asher2565]

I wouldn't trust myself on a balcony that high, I'm clumsy asf 😂

[@FictionHubZA]

My mind would trick me into jumping.

[@nikanol34]

​@@FictionHubZA True

[@noname-codm4590]

Nobody's really gonna talk about The Big One earthquake?

[@noname-codm4590]

Nobody's really gonna talk about The Big One earthquake?

[@FictionHubZA]

@@noname-codm4590 I think that's California not New York.

[@adrianzanoli]

I'm so poor that I thought he was talking about the building 🤦🏻

[@katherinecanita6962]

Same here

[@kennyk5150]

Yeah that's unnecessary lol

[@RagingMinstrel]

Sameeee

[@FL-Man78]

Same

[@Almightychicken22]

Me: showering happily Drone: hello there😁

[@markblackmore521]

The constant fear of an airliner flying into your living room

[@sadguuy]

BRO💀💀

[@animea49]

you going to hell💀

[@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606]

You don’t even need a airliner to bring that down, a corporate jet would do it.

[@dapperdank3701]

Osama B, entered the chat.

[@knightfallnoir699]

I’m not even gonna lie I was thinking the same thing. And how if I lived there, just in case of a fire or something, I’d have a parachute near by to jump out window if need be

[@XOPOIIIO]

The most shocking thing about this penthouse is that I don't want it.

[@xuvial1391]

I mean...if I was given it, I would immediately sell it and live somewhere that wasn't in this tacky building 50 floors up.

[@A-r-o-h]

Same I'd take the money and live in the countryside on a mountain.

[@dooler72]

My 10 acres looks pretty good. No concrete in sight and it doesn't stink outside. Plus I don't have to deal with taxes in a blue state or their politics.

[@zaeltheboss1179]

​@@A-r-o-hI'd wanna live somewhere in the mountains in a huge log cabin overlooking a small lake

[@julius7506]

Yes, it's a regular apartment with 'astonishing views'. And it's just too far from the ground. I would be bored pretty quick.

[@Casanova17]

Only in NY they charge 54 mil for a two bedroom apartment

[@PhazonBlaxor]

Yup, you could build the whole tower with that money elsewhere, lol.

[@gauravkataraGK]

😂 true man cause this city is richest in world

[@Gilvids]

​@@gauravkataraGKrichest in terms of crime and corruption

[@mgjulesdev]

and I don't even see the charm of paying that much to be in New York. With that money why not relocate?

[@Shcroft2]

​@@mgjulesdevit's about using the money to buy some asset that will either stay the same price or go up in value. These apartments are treated more as investments than anything else.

[@jcode1919]

Most of these apartments in NYC are just used as bargaining chips between LLC's so they can skirt taxes or make backroom deals.

[@jesselin1665]

Imma need the whole building for 54 mil.

[@Bnji_]

i fr thought the whole building lmao

[@gn7867]

Exactly!!😂😂😂😂

[@SFE___]

Yes, like why we should pay that 0.6 ?? Is that a tip or something

[@joneseybaby8124]

Facts. They WYLIN

[@zippySquirrelface]

There's one in Seattle going for about that price right now.. 😂

[@redskirmisher3412]

Everytime I watch this my legs keeps telling me "Stay back"

[@raphael714]

I aint stepping in there without a parachute

[@EvansAltac]

Ngl as a person scared of heights I am only going into a tall building with a parachute

[@freeladmuntu4973]

Similar thoughts 😂

[@anibaldelgadillo2369]

A set should be included.

[@yalancyjunior3320]

You be sleeping with the parachute on 😂😂

[@couragethecowerdlydog6803]

Every night same dream.... Falling and waking up terrifyied😂😂

[@hgfxjnn]

Imagine flying around Manhattan and you come across this building looking through the glass to see some million taking a bath deadass naked 😂 "and on my right... Ohh! Someone is taking a bath"

[@abstract9621]

This is the perfect final fight spot in an action movie where the bad guy gets thrown over.

[@MeretriciousLynn]

i miss terrorism in ny ngl 😢

[@Just4Knowledge0]

Dying Light

[@cathybaldry7822]

Was just thinking the same

[@Grumpycat95]

you mean the landlord gets thrown over ?

[@ulasklc4539]

ahaha daredevil movie final kingpin fight literally.

[@jerryb9202]

For 54 million dollars the whole New York City better come with it

[@AM-pq1rq]

it kinda does

[@Wave_Boi]

Ngl, I'd be having a heart attack everytime I wake up at that height.

[@debrameyer1125]

Not only that, but I also couldn't live with the creaking noise the building makes when it sways in the wind.

[@ya8158]

@@debrameyer1125especially when there’s a storm

[@MeretriciousLynn]

i miss terrorism in ny ngl 😢

[@airrejp]

@@MeretriciousLynnwhy u posting this on every comment

[@MeretriciousLynn]

@@airrejp because there's gonna be terrorism in ny soon , I'm just sending a message

[@Pranjay07]

In $55 Million I will own a fu*kin castle in my town 😂😂😂

[@LeviAckerman57551]

For $55 million i will own my town💀

[@scottlaaa]

If i had 54 million to spend I wouldn’t be living in New York in a skyscraper, I would be living somewhere beautiful enjoying life!

[@nevyanplamenov5409]

Same, a log cabin not completely isolated but still remote would be ideal for me. I would grow my own veggies and fruits and look after animals too

[@flagella1337]

The people buying the $54 million condo have the money to buy everything else you dream of having in addition to the condo.

[@AlexD53]

Billionaires typically buy these estates for tax write off purposes and never actually step foot in them.

[@jep05f]

If you had 54M to spend on an apartment in New York, you'd likely have several other places too including the one you think you'd prefer to have instead. Billionaires shouldn't exist, but they do and it's gross.

[@UnanimousDelivers]

No one actually lives in Billionaires Row apartments. They're commodities to be flipped.

[@dejavu4970]

Imagine you're just taking a bath and the window cleaner comes outta no where

[@fmills1583]

Let alone all the homo's in adjacent skyscrapers with telescopes trained on your bathroom window 24/7.

[@Cheesburger1009]

"Hey bro i dont see anything on there what happened?" -Famous Last Words

[@Renlloyd630]

😅😅😂

[@Chereese0808]

I've had that happen on the 47th floor. Naked on the couch. 😂

[@needforrbg3420]

😂

[@Soundhero8900]

bro just called us poor in 19 different languages

[@diobrando5974]

Only 0.1% of world population are dollar millionaires, so don’t feel too bad about yourself

[@Based4Life]

“Actually it was only in one” -🤓

[@Lee-One]

@@Based4Lifenah I think I heard 19

[@LeSpaghet]

@@Lee-Oneyup definitely 19

[@ninjireal]

⁠@@Lee-OneI heard yanny

[@InfiniteDarkMass]

Yo better keep emergency parachutes in the closet...

[@karddoespiano2300]

Landlords in NYC gone mad with pricing

[@martymcyourflysdown6872]

More like extortionate government and state taxes paired with inflation and rate raises which raise mortgages..Which raise rent.

[@asylumlover]

And with design too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@dillonqaphsiel7977]

@@martymcyourflysdown6872no. No to all that

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodic128]

that's not renting sir, so no "landlord" is involved . it's worth every penny.

[@WilC379]

​@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodic128You still have building management to deal with.

[@joewithgrinch9248]

Forgetting your phone on the other side of the room has never been more painful

[@Numby322]

When you order food:

[@sirbacon1617]

If you can afford this place just hire somebody to get ur phone

[@dynamicgecko1213]

Easy. Have different phones for each room. Should be a breeze for someone who lives in a place like this.

[@sirbacon1617]

@@dynamicgecko1213 true

[@O.HIJ123]

You have multiple phones

[@porkyminch1640]

54 million could buy you a damn beach mansion.

[@RosaParksWasWyt]

No it could buy you 5 beach mansions

[@RosaParksWasWyt]

Actually 10

[@777jones]

It could buy you a nice NYC condo, a beach mansion, fine cars and 40 million left over to live on.

[@F4billionyearzag0]

Yea but that's gonna be a waste of money after the ocean rises and washes it away in 5-10yrs

[@garym51124]

​@F4billionyearzag0 well this place is just 1 good peaceful protest away from burning Lol climate change

[@angelaryan2104]

Best thing about that penthouse is the shower, which you could have in any house. Seen waaay cheaper units that I would want to live in..

[@JoeyMartelli7777]

I’ll take the money and stay on the ground, sir. Yes, I’m afraid of heights.

[@invalidusername01]

I'm not afraid but this it to much.

[@jm14523]

300 likes and 1 comment?

[@jm14523]

300 likes and 2 comments?

[@nasimahmad40]

🤣🤣🤣

[@benjy117]

That mother better have an elevator not just a a damn staircase to go up and down.

[@TheTruthIsGonnaHurt]

2 words that will scare you more than the height.. PROPERTY TAXES

[@Hatim.13]

If you re rich and dumb enough to spend 54 million dollars on a stupid appartement, then property tax won't even be concidered, property tax worry is for the working class, not the billionaire soulless lizards that rule over us.

[@Fureccha]

NINE ELEVEN

[@Wojtasxxl]

@@FurecchaBLACK PEOPLE

[@EdiMeanG]

Why would anyone want to live in that dump called NYC anyway

[@Honouredtwo]

@@FurecchaNAH DUDE

[@kheaden1]

For 54 million, I want the whole building

[@farestellou2082]

86 likes no replies, let me fix that

[@laladyloulou]

54 million and you can’t put a coffee table on the balcony 🤣 No thanks

[@AGreeneScene]

My anxiety would be higher than the ticket for that fear factory.🤦🏽

[@cos_meme8858]

Funni

[@damilolaalao762]

😊😮

[@CalledUntoHoliness]

You would need a parachute in case of an earthquake. There is no way....

[@ShaneiceTurner-zv8tf]

Mines too😊

[@blakeallenmills]

"All you see below you is green" bro has never left the concrete jungle apparently.

[@shaun6038]

For real. Actin like that tiny remnant of nature is spectacular

[@coastaku1954]

@@shaun6038 Remember, Central Park is entirely man made

[@joel.ha.]

​@coastaku1954 remember, all of Manhattan was forested before this

[@coastaku1954]

@@joel.ha. Remember, Density is good for the environment, better than low density suburbs, be proud that North America actually has a city that has good density, good walkability and good transit

[@blakeallenmills]

@coastaku1954 so the more widespread the population, the more potential there is for environmental destruction?

[@Red_Steampunker]

“Sorry bud, elevators out of order. Take the stairs.”

[@TomTom-gt9tb]

if you are that rich... you can just go to your second or third house...

[@bilobaha]

@@TomTom-gt9tb LMAO

[@siral2000]

If that's the Steinway Tower, which I believe it is, it did have elevator issues. Along with many other things. It was so bad they got sued for it.

[@Elta305]

I think that an helicopter is ready for them just in case xd

[@Nikowalker007]

I would take heli ride or do base jumping with parachute 😅

[@BrainofQuinn]

Ahhhh I love Anxiety with my cup of coffee 😂😂😂 That shower though DAMN

[@gld8757]

The villain's lair could be anywhere! The Villains Lair:

[@samuelalexander1014]

GOATED comment

[@geeonitis]

Nothing in there is worth that much not even the views

[@burntcrab3838]

Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated

[@hockeystar1747]

Better hope you don’t sleep walk 💀

[@macacodubai9941]

Fr💀

[@siba2379]

Bro gon wake up next to God

[@acaemre9255]

Hell naa

[@biketube010]

Super high up that building and you’ll still hear that Dominican dude cruising by and blasting music in his Honda Civic 😂

[@mrrob8263]

Hitting that Dembow music 🤣🤣🤣

[@chauncemce8358]

Haha soooo true! Or that crotch rocket dude! 😂

[@Givelasagna]

I'm dominican and can back that statement up 😂

[@yvn_youngdexter2741]

@@mrrob8263let’s not forget that one song that they be playing all the time ( La mama La mama) 🤣🤣

[@eyeballz6917]

@@awesomelife4001 it’s a joke 💀💀💀🗿🗿🗿

[@devilyt6026]

The Moment I enter My Intrusive thought - Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump Jump 💀💀

[@GoatedBacon]

Everyone gangsta until you see a plane coming towards you 💀💀💀

[@GrayNWolf]

Pov: The window cleaner seeing you getting changed after coming out of the shower

[@RobloxainYTPlayz]

*sees plane*

[@billybarnett2846]

Was about to say the same.

[@terrycrews1760]

W/ events that happened like 09/11 the joke is really not as funny as you think it is. I’m guessing you’re one of those people that doesn’t really understand how to read the room.

[@str1pes617]

@@terrycrews1760plane go brrrrr building go boom. Now that’s what we call lighting up a room

[@nithinxavier7107]

A big applause to the construction workers

[@shivpatel5413]

❤ SHOULD B HOME thAT NOON c|ay+ way bru

[@SamuelUlfsson]

Was on that tower near the end of construction. The 99th floor is not for the faint of heart lol

[@Lstar07]

Hopefully they received every last cent for their hard work.

[@nvjhknbhjnjv6627]

All Mexican undocumented men who are underpaid

[@seanandrews5329]

@@Lstar07you already know the answer to that

[@The_VANtastic_Pack]

Imagine your ears popping every time you leave your house and return 😂

[@jamescarter7902]

😂

[@ariehill5631]

Yo that’s wild I never thought of that lol

[@ThatBee-kt6kq]

😂😂

[@MsUltrafox]

For that money, you can also buy 3000+ acres of land and build your dream house with a dream pool and have money plenty of left to spend on other things. And the great part is that you have clean air and no constant smog from the city below.

[@broza82]

If I had that much money, I’ll probably buy a $1M house and live happily for the rest of my life.

[@Bilama]

If I had a much money, I will probably buy 55 $1 million houses and be happy

[@Drebolaskan]

If I had that much money, my alarm clock would wake me up to get ready for another day of work

[@santino_2098]

​@@Bilamathat's good 😂

[@biLLy-op5pr]

Right

[@Naru22233]

If I had that much I would buy an island with a beautiful house and small community and install the internet.

[@user-un7yu1oo5y]

I'm not going to that balcony without a parachute strapped on my back😂😂😂

[@jamari777]

Said the same thing 😭

[@AR__Dragon]

Exactly what was on my mind😂

[@Snatesss]

If I had that kind of money, I'd pay the city to allow me to jump off my balcony with a parachute and land in Central park to leave my Penthouse instead of using the Elevator

[@victorharyono2060]

Lol

[@ghosthound17]

I'd be tying myself to something into and then I'd drop a brown bomber off the edge, hoping it would hit a baby. Intrusive thoughts for the win. Lol.

[@thecrazyhatman]

Now all I need is 54.6 friends willing to throw in a million dollars each

[@catalinahernandez3694]

Or 54.6 million friends throw in a dollar each 🤔

[@EndroGAV]

@@catalinahernandez3694😂😂😂

[@xor3373]

the 0.6 friend has no legs💀

[@Mr.Notsoniceguy]

@@xor3373😭😭😭

[@RandomRothbardian]

Or 546 people to believe in a pyramid scheme and give the money

[@Chris-0703]

We need a law like the UK where we can investigate sources of excessive wealth. If you can afford that place you are probably a criminal.

[@dailyclipmafia5041]

NYC mate

[@DpointWarThunder]

the most ridiculous thing is that nobody usually lives in those apartments

[@voriandayne-en9gb]

Not steady. They go there for seasons and stuff or with side pieces

[@Theo_haha]

I mean yeah no shit not a lot of people can afford them lol

[@YungQueef]

they're too busy being terrfiied

[@thesharinganx5847]

​@@Theo_hahaSome people can afford them but they're more often made to be used as investments.

[@rulta]

​@@thesharinganx5847not really it's mostly because foreign people buy assets in the US and Europe to launder money

[@MR.MOOSE403]

bro:"bro chill I didn't go in creative" what bro built:

[@blobbo_]

when bro says "i swear i built this in survival"

[@nigma6942]

10 million blocks later

[@Volymbrez]

as someone with Acrophobia, i can't!!

[@nigma6942]

@@VolymbrezI thought you said Arachnaphobia💀

[@SomeRandom_Idiot]

@@nigma6942Same 💀

[@RicoJc12]

“Damn my dumbass would take 2 weeks just to figure out the shower”😭💀💀

[@elanimal2323]

Lmao

[@craigb8228]

That's okay, probably doesn't have any water pressure.

[@RicoJc12]

@@craigb8228 or multi directional cold water skin destroying pressure 💀

[@whythoughmhmm]

and my dumb ass would take 2 minutes to base jump out the window

[@elanimal2323]

@@craigb8228 probably a water resevour somewhere above... idk

[@delue6809]

Only person living here comfortable is a billionaire sky diver

[@siriuslyjoking]

who tf needs 12 shower heads 💀

[@DuhYaThink]

So he can try and wash off all the dirty deeds he’s done making that money

[@marcusmah21]

A guy who takes a shower once a year.

[@MattCurrieImprov]

Lyndon B Johnson

[@ferdinandmesina6596]

Your president joe biden

[@shaggydestroyerofworlds2208]

Bro is gonna drown standing up in that shower

[@alo_tsl8252]

It's as beautiful as it is anxiety inducing

[@Oregonwildman1]

I can’t believe people live like that…. To each his own I suppose..

[@alo_tsl8252]

@@Oregonwildman1 yep i guess so

[@Leslie-mw2zu]

My thoughts exactly. Gotta love the night view.

[@wojtek0x458]

Looks like that morning scene from American Psycho

[@hevnervals]

Building looks too skinny. Scary

[@EmersonFish_Film]

Now you can watch the NY crime rate fluctuate in real time

[@elenavonpavel-pitts3442]

And the encroachment of the homeless moving into the park...lovely view of shooting up drugs, pooping in the bushes, stabbing, shooting and beating each other to death...yep...just gonna be a LOVELY VIEW.

[@EmersonFish_Film]

@@elenavonpavel-pitts3442 see? That's why we should live like kings and queens and watch the peasants rip themselves apart from Elysium

[@KILLAHSYN]

​@@elenavonpavel-pitts3442lmao 🤣 I thought you said enroachment

[@shersboy5181]

Hmmm....I wonder if inequality has anything to do with it.

[@EmersonFish_Film]

@shersboy5181 probably corruption vs following the law. Besides that, nothing really

[@Squimblink]

Dang the camera man needs a raise

[@martinvannostrand8488]

Knowing New York, there will be a telescope pointed at that bathtub

[@larrylong9367]

You nailed me !

[@Rico-Vega25]

I'll buy my telescope today! 😂😂

[@ridetheapex]

Has mirrored glass when looking in.

[@maxmousemys6088]

​@@ridetheapexHow do you know?🤨🤨🤨

[@ridetheapex]

@@maxmousemys6088 Part 2. Lol

[@relevanteaglealarms109]

bro called us poor in 1,000 languages 💀

[@bcrespo98]

No more like in 54,600,000

[@PascualCastillo-z1x]

We aint poor we just aint dumb rich to buy that

[@jordancolon377]

Nope, just in English 😂

[@squidwardstuckinalocker]

Overused ahh comment

[@alexkoelle9513]

@weareanonymous5347I guarantee you don’t have 54 million dollars

[@Somebody.is.Nobody777]

That shower has got to be a plumbing nightmare lmao

[@realmbeck2563]

Talk about being too rich you just buy dumb stuff for no reason who the hell needs 12 showerheads.😂😂😂😂

[@ktykktyk6146]

Imagine someone lookin with a telescope💀

[@Justdoubloon188]

​@@realmbeck2563uhhhhh i assume the cdc for decontaminating lol

[@lexavlogs7149]

​@ktykktyk6146 or even worse, someone recording you with a s23u ☠️

[@MajorrBison]

OMG.

[@Gmpsé]

I’d always be in fear of the building just falling down or a plane coming at me would soil my trousers

[@Just_Moxy]

New fear unlocked: planes

[@nuclearnyanboi]

hahahaaaaa

[@pierremarel]

Your comment deserves over 1K 👍.

[@Hanti_HU]

Should’ve commented this 5 days later. 💀

[@Razaq77]

heheheheehheehehehehehehe

[@dinosaurandnapkin]

I'll never forget when the two towers LOTR came out.

[@federicomachon8841]

Thank you Lord that I don't need anything like this.

[@mj11222]

Best comment ever!

[@jacquelineclarke264]

I agree with the person who said you had the best comment yet.

[@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217]

Amen... how easily the same Lord is able to cause something to happen that the 54.6 million goes to waste. The view is beautiful no doubt but you are still right, people who care about what Jesus does, knows they do not need anything like this. Man that money could have been used for such Godly things...you know helping the homeless like feed them and get them back to a productive life for the Lord etc and more you could do.

[@Kellycreator]

Or want!

[@famasautorifle965]

“Oh no that’s a plane coming at me not a bird”

[@drecoracing]

😂🤣😂 why 😂😂😂

[@kannabis4575]

LMAO 9/11 the sequel

[@U2fan]

@@kannabis4575damn!!! That fucked up but I love it 😮

[@ryanmiller7246]

NAHHHHH THATS CRAZY

[@america692]

​@@U2fanwait till 7/11 hits again that will be funny aswell

[@DC_daze]

After next year's raise, I'll finally be able to afford this place.