5B Funnier Version - Full Showcase | Celeste Mods

[@maxrollins8781]

“Haha desert seeker, kinda sounds like it’s a parody of desert bus” “Oh”

[@TheKuba8805]

This is almost incomprehensible to me, since i haven't even ever played celeste, but now that i'vr watched this entire 4 hour long vod (i skipped the desert bus section) i'm extremely baffled at the fact that someone can make a map this absurdly difficult, unorthodox and incomprehensible, then make a playthrough of it with such incredibly entertaining and funny commentary, and that at the same time produce some of the most skillful plays i've seen in celeste, like seriously i could tell from each segment of the map that you played all of them hundreds if not thousands of times and have the entire 4 hour odyssey practically memorized, and the levels which you seemingly played blind you played like a breeze Saying all that to say that this video is insanely inspiring and i'm very thankful you provided me with it, such inspiration is volatile so it's very likely i'll make terrible use of it but still thank you a thousand times

[@ninzwz]

thats just like so supportive and nice what the hell thank you😭

[@beatrixwashere]

in the ahorn. straight up "funniering it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My 5b

[@misscatbird]

Uhm ackshually do you mean lönn

[@beatrixwashere]

i was going to put lonn but i’m pretty sure ninz uses ahorn, + ahorn and stripped club have the same number of syllables

[@ninzwz]

​@@beatrixwashereit was ahorn at the start but i used lonn for most of it , development was started late 2022 when i didnt know how/if i could get lonn

[@misscatbird]

@@beatrixwashere I was joking lol

[@sashatataryn7562]

That bloodbath room is the best room in any modded celeste map ever

[@dark____]

the what

[@NoaaaAaaAAa-iw9xy]

timestamp?

[@SRN_RL]

@@NoaaaAaaAAa-iw9xy 1:58:42

[@sans_exfiance]

come too think of it.... madoline is like sisyphus and the seeker is the boulder.... dose anyone else agree? 😅

[@SSP2056]

Madoling

[@lirachonyr]

@@SSP2056Mandolin

[@ivorywizard]

one must imagine mandloine happy

[@izan7925]

Mandarin

[@cerulity32k]

one must imagine mandible hapu

[@nohi3594]

All desert seeker fun facts: (timestamps for a few of them because you probably want to know the context) 1. did you know? seekers are a much slower form of transportation than buses! 2. did you know? despite the speed difference, seekers release significantly more CO2 than busses! so there really are just no upsides! 3. if you wanna imagine me as having a voice, just picture me sounding the exact same as ninz! 4. did you know? "buses" and "busses" are both acceptable spellings of the plural form of "bus"! i have used both so far. 5. did you know? parrots kill, on average, 53 people per year! Wowie Zowie! 6. did you know? the last thing i said was a blatant lie actually. like it was just false i just literally made it up. 7. the absolute jam that is playing right now is mario circuit from super mario kart on the snes 8. did you know? the snes had 128kb of ram! lmao that aint shit. 9. like this literal instance of celeste you have open right now is using over 1000x more ram than that. 10. did you know? i, desert seeker, use she/her pronouns :3 11. did you know? you are about 10% of the way there! keep it up! 12. did you know? this room is 4000 blocks long 13. did you know? it was going to be 25000 blocks long, but that crashed ahorn. so did 5000. so, 4000 it is! 14. did you know? seeker travel is a $10 billion dollar industry! you can buy your own personal desert seeker for as cheap as $5,000! 15. did you know? this map has several golden rooms! 16. did you know? trans rights! 17. did you know? im gonna stop starting every fact with "did you know?"! 18. the format im using for all of these dialogues is "ninzdesertseeker_" where the underscore is instead a letter. currently it is at "ninzdesertseekers" and that is funny 19. eventually, once i pass z, ill have TWO letters at the end! so we will eventually get into aa, ab, etc. 20. the trigger for this textbox is smaller than all of the others! you should feel honored you touched it 21. i am so into this 22. i can outrun red bubbles 23. 5bgv is 5bfv's deadname. please do not call it that it gets very upset. it is 5bfv 24. i fucking love giraffes. like i just think theyre cool! long ass neck goofy ass lookin motherfucker. so funny 25. this is "ninzdesertseekerz"! onto double letters 26. desert SUS!!! 27. among us!!! 28. a red bubble takes over 2 minutes to cross this entire screen 29. bubbles are actually called boosters! i dont fucking care though. im still calling them bubbles. 30. balls 31. youre gay 32. oh my god i love creature f hi creature f (44:58) 33. lmao it's so goofy haha 34. are you wondering why my portrait is a different color than i actually am? i dont know 35. the original desert bus from penn & teller's smoke and mirrors is one of the best pieces of media to ever exist. 36. desert bus has inspired many fan-made remakes in different games! there's several in mario. there's one in iwbtg fangames. and now there's desert seeker! 37. reminder that you could fail and die any moment now. 38. youre a bit over halfway. 39. did you know? the dash code for glyph is up down upright- im kidding thats literally a lie lmao i wouldn't do that to you 40. speaking of glyph you should play it. absolute masterpiece of a mod 41. it's fucking 2 am and im writing seeker facts. 42. watch out. 43. WHAT THE FUCK??? WHAT ARE THOSE DOING HERE??? (1:07:50) 44. phew. that was a close one 45. i'm like a weird bike. like a silly bike. :P bleeehhhh ! im sooo silly omg mrow 46. uwu nya~~ purrrr mrowww ! meeow 47. boo!!! haha did i scare you 48. while im sure youre well aware of the mechanics of this by now, i havent talked about them yet, so i will do that for this next fact! 49. the speed of a desert seeker is entirely dependent on the operator! if youre a pussy youll go super slow but if youre awesome you will go fast! you can even go backwards. 50. entering a bubble crouched raises it by 2 pixels! 51. this is dialogue id "ninzdesertseekeraz"! onto the letter b. we will not reach c, youre getting kinda close 52. this is line 420 in the English.txt file! thats so funny because it is like a drug reference 53. the island over to the left is newly renovated! the old habitants were kicked out and relocated to make room for a pizza place. i heard it is really high quality! yum! 54. there is a change respawn trigger at the end! if you reach the island, you are safe.

[@patch7151]

Sorry for your loss

[@KaileyTheAlien]

This is actually great dialogue

[@ivorywizard]

thank you for this because i think i would have actually watched the whole thing just to see all the seeker facts

[@muenstercheese]

@@ivorywizard same ;-;

[@LukaJaspers]

Seeing the GD ship portal pop up fucking killed me man lmaooo

[@fireshard_]

you know a clear is good when it’s 72.28% the length of the cars trilogy, banger

[@ivorywizard]

i just realized i've been watching desert seeker for 10 minutes

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

I love looking at hist and just seeing 5b funnier version at the top, that's amazing lmao

[@eddy0777]

oh my god i love creature f hi creature f

[@SSP2056]

Same omg hi oomfie!

[@ironicambrosia]

5B 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓲𝓮𝓻 Version

[@Konomi_io]

true also hi

[@ironicambrosia]

@@Konomi_io konomi... collect my keys....

[@karl2883]

I genuinely admire the amount of effort that was put into this map - and yeah, it's really funny in my opinion :D

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

How did you (and all of the other people who worked on this) manage to make both the silliest and hardest thing ever at the same time This is officially the best Celeste map in existence

[@WillIsBad]

this map is so funnier I've loved watching these streams gg

[@Julliachi]

Haven't watched this yet but sounds like peak cinema, gg ninz

[@burgerhex]

i finally got around to finishing this, great job, this is really cool :3

[@owenshirrell1150]

this can’t be good for your heart

[@queue06]

oh my gawd the first ever based four hour showcase

[@Spixii_the_Dragon]

This is definitely way above my skill level. I'm glad I got to watch you play this live! At least I got to experience the map in some way! It definitely lives ups to the title of "funnier". Awesome map, and I hope you are proud of your hard work!

[@smooshymemes]

I am disappointed in the lack of pumber jumpscares in this map. I look forward to seeing improvement in your meme-making skills in your upcoming map 5b funniest version.

[@sentinailes]

this is so wholesome and cool i needed 1h30 of desert seeker in my life

[@愛華-d6n]

I like the name variety of 3 and 4star list,there is some serious name like magma maelstrom or the solar purgatory,then there is this map name 5b funnier version

[@235x]

After it said seekers are slower than buses I thought this was going to be several hours long, it is.

[@fifsqueak]

wait so like is the seeker into this orrrr

[@ninzwz]

the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓻

[@cerulity32k]

freaky seeky

[@paper2222]

this map is beyond silly; the bloodbath and ttfaf gh3 chart easter eggs ninz i can't with you you're too silly for your own good

[@paper2222]

NOT THE CRUSHMA

[@Violetttttttttttttt]

timestamp for the bloodbath?

[@paper2222]

@@Violetttttttttttttt 1:58:46

[@wunjo2166]

GG 5 baguettes fun(fun)nier versi(I just wanted to stop by to congratulate you on your momentous accomplishment, truly a relic of all humankind brave one)on (oh yeah and did I say gg)

[@mystral_fox]

whaow this sure is a funny :333

[@SCoreReMake]

cant believe that desert seeker has taught me that "busses" is a legitimate spelling of the plural of "bus" (searched it up, it's a real fact)

[@fesh]

five balls

[@I-did-September-11th]

You should get that checked. I only have 2.

[@forg___]

@@I-did-September-11th you should get that checked out tbh

[@norrieslibrary]

this is the best map ever. do you know how awesome it felt to finish the desert seeker and just enter the normal map

[@Arpegg1o]

This is genuinely one of the best Celeste map Ive ever seen

[@SSP2056]

This is so funny!!! :3 also super funny that it is the top of the hardlist now!

[@penguinflames707]

1:58:45 GD reference in 5B funnier version? Can’t wait for funniest version featuring the entirety of congregation

[@judahGD]

In 5B funniest version you should add a maze like in this version but the maze is like a fractal where there's like 1 block that you can dash into that leads to another maze and in that maze there are more breakable things that lead to more mazes (also dash-codes for random rooms to unlock more mazes would be fun) also add more teleports that teleport you to identical rooms but without exits so you have to break a chuck of the wall to get back, but there could be more breakable parts that teleport you to different places where you need to go through like 20 rooms finding the correct teleport each time, you could even add a key in one of those rooms(I think my Celeste villain arc is starting)

[@monky4640]

celeste

[@ethelegend]

1:49:21 why is there devil vortex bubbles

[@the_gb_]

this map is so abominable that it wraps around to being abominable for a second time

[@aTree1]

ninz dropped a fucking movie what the HELL

[@lapiscarrot3557]

i genuinely cannot believe i just watched like 3 hours of this lol

[@SRN_RL]

I knew this was one of those maps but FOUR HOURS WHAT THE SHI-

[@SRN_RL]

Okay, I've watched most of this and so far this is the funniest map ever made. This is unbelievably funny!

[@acone2017]

desert seeker

[@connor_vrz]

Oh my god the silliness cannot be contained

[@skyethebi]

You are a sadist for making this and a masochist for playing it

[@paws9248]

watching this entire thing at 4 in themorning us melting my brain . Fucking awesome level 10/10

[@not2dey]

the funniest version of them all

[@NullWes10]

Seeing bloodbath in celeste fucking killed me especially the ship portal and speed icons

[@Ar4tic_Blizzard1626]

all aboard the repetitive strain injury bus

[@vividescence]

why do i wanna clear this

[@elji8843]

the derset seekrer ark was truly wild,,, a stortry of al time

[@aTree1]

your map fills me with extreme confusion

[@HachimokuTheSpider]

As a 202 player myself, I just want to go ahead and say that since the last year or so, having 202 berries is nothing compared to what people are doing nowadays, 202 berries is bearly a flex if you are talking to high-level celeste players And holy shit was my jaw dropped at the fact that somone is playing and beating this level, you are actually, unreal. (Also this is my new favorite map, thanks for making it!!)

[@aaron3440]

I have to respect the mix of trolly bullshit and genuinely, insanely hard stuff.

[@wintermrrow]

what's up.

[@ninzwz]

hiiii winter :33 not muchh im chilling

[@wintermrrow]

@@ninzwz hi chilling !!!!

[@Skellyfromdc]

Man, I love chapter 2 of 5b funny version. Also I recommend to practice this map with assist mode if you’re not pro

[@alexgamingyz5346]

1:58:44 i already suck at the ship in GD, can't imagine how hard this must be on celeste TwT

[@Larch3]

can't wait for 5B Funniest version to be rank 0 somehow

[@GamingCat-px2vb]

my internet died at 2:47:59.

[@imdartt]

this is truly the best map of all time

[@smooshymemes]

so ik you had a video a while ago asking for a mod to be developed that pauses after you get a lag spike, but it already existed so you took it down what is the mod called and where can i find it? optionally just fix the random 0.3 second lag spikes happening every 2 seconds but this would work temporarily

[@ninzwz]

that is not what happened! i took it down because someone made it because of my video. it doesnt have a public gamebanana page it sucks i wish it did but this link should work for like a day idk how discord works cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/651518568701100054/1142505035134148608/LagPauserNonCore.zip?ex=6697fa3b&is=6696a8bb&hm=7a607e8d171ebd24afad2b53866de469ca5abc8e6b6a2acfa8bd951b6fa9b9a4&

[@smooshymemes]

@@ninzwz awesome, thanks a lot! I was just going off of what i remembered about the pinned comment

[@qurturt8872]

I had a thought... 5B bunnier version

[@fintan0694]

I love the bloodbath jumpscare

[@naraera]

this video is an acid trip desert seeker will tell me useless facts in my sleep now collect my page's

[@NoAlarms2]

This is the greatest, stupidest, most insanely painful celeste mod I have ever seen. AND I LOVE IT!!! perfection Edit: Just saw the Golden Rooms. Making someone wait 118 hours right at the end is so cruel and awesome at the same time.

[@NoAlarms2]

This level feels illegal for all the right reasons

[@Nyworin]

what is this map oh my god oh my goood

[@Redjd2098]

what is the entity at 2:00:53 and what mod is it from and how can i use it

[@Redjd2098]

the one shooting the orbs

[@Redjd2098]

also me when 9d moonberry maze but 5b

[@ninzwz]

@@Redjd2098 spekio toolbox bullet generator

[@Redjd2098]

@@ninzwz thanks but where are the targeting node thingies

[@ninzwz]

@@Redjd2098 uhh idk probably press n to add node

[@lapiscarrot3557]

I am going crazy... what does the "IZBwMGr7de)vq0JoRL" mean at 2:03:15 ??? I was thinking it might be base64 encoded, but the resulting binary isn't any common text encoding, so is it actually just random characters?

[@cerulity32k]

who up seeking tgey desert

[@carl_lenn]

Where am I

[@isaacfox1874]

2:03:16 is thet a KZbin link and then Morse code

[@lapiscarrot3557]

The periods and commas are 0s and 1s, and are ASCII for "to start ul dr u d". I assume that's a dash sequence?

[@whatamidoinganymorebro]

guys, should i become insane and make 5b funny version but its farewell? please dont make me

[@Evilcattt]

That’s funny maybe even funnier !

[@awichi_ii]

This map genuinely scares me

[@idosamovich4715]

5B funniest version next? 😮

[@acone2017]

what makes this map high 4*?

[@ninzwz]

hard

[@acone2017]

​@@ninzwzthanks

[@soapie0413]

how much free time do you guys have

[@lirachonyr]

what have you done.

[@EvilMC10]

hiii desert seeker

[@Skaether]

time to binge one hour s desert seeker

[@Ivann_owo]

Bloodbath jumpscare 1:58:44

[@Spirityy]

funniest thing i've ever seen

[@theAmberStar_]

okay but wouldn't it be funny if you lost all the keys you got if you died in that room maze

[@leiz8048]

the silliest map :3

[@josephulous3981]

Me when the map at the very top of the hard list is a shitpost

[@josephulous3981]

Very funny btw

[@ninzwz]

it's literally not a shitpost

[@josephulous3981]

Looking at this calling this a shitpost was very rude my bad. Great map

[@ninzwz]

@@nihilistlemon1995 i think the map creator would know better than you. it's a journey you overcome with comedic elements. just because it Has Jokes does not Make it a joke

[@maemaemayday]

​@@nihilistlemon1995 comparing a celeste map to a musical composition is stupid. have you considered Not being a pretentious prick and respecting the mapper for their efforts orrrr???... is that just not possible for you?

[@Alec1029]

i love gbc

[@choose4263]

funny lookin!

[@_Undyne]

unfortunately i do not see the comedy in this map 🙁

[@izan7925]

This is a crime

[@kamilozo776]

I have like 25 hours in Celeste and i just want to say what in the actual fuck is this. I understand it's a silly little modded map but why would anyone in their right mind torture themself with such agonizing challange

[@karma6761]

5b im laughing so hard rn

[@auride0]

respawn trigger after desert seeker isn't funny enough. make the fake bubble send you back to start (peak comedy)

[@burgerhex]

it sure is funnier

[@pikminapocalypse4886]

gl funny :3

[@saalsben_]

tis iz vewy funyy

[@y7o4ka]

180BPM though

[@oshirothebubble]

3:23:48 this sounds kinda Russian(I dont want to search the first moment like that in the video).

[@theredproe6615]

I didnt think it was *that* hard

[@door23798]

3:25:06 I almost died laughing

[@TeaMilk1]

Rediculus

[@Mitsera]

What the fuck!!!!! hard map i thinks

[@AubreyFumo]

but is it fun-er

[@spookytober]

5b