Alpha is the type of dude who would tell Thanos that his Infinity Gauntlet doesn't match his boots.
@iphone2020202206 жыл бұрын
Alpha or any gay person would call him out on that haha.
@social3ngin33rin6 жыл бұрын
Thanos, my man!!!!! Have you ever heard of Tiege Hanley?
@jesusramos74216 жыл бұрын
Good one still sad about infinity war:(
@JakeRoman6 жыл бұрын
That was amazing
@varshapatil55446 жыл бұрын
made my day
@TheRodiscumbag5 жыл бұрын
Women: *use exfoliating creams and other face wash products to remove blackheads* men: Duct tape
@charrygobova40325 жыл бұрын
cause that is how we do it in "AMERICA!!!!"
@lennyappleton28405 жыл бұрын
Hhhhhhha
@Percpopper695 жыл бұрын
I have this black werid dots on my hair and it looks disgusting on my nose, what do I do? I’m 12 and want my fave to be clean my nose looks disgusting I want it it go away please
@vitocorleone14626 жыл бұрын
My dad thinks I'm gay and he caught me holding a wheel of duct tape, thinking I was going to fix something like a man. But I told him it gets rid of black heads
@yellowcam14225 жыл бұрын
my dad called me retarded for duct taping a crowbar and a pool ball
@dawida10785 жыл бұрын
My dad never calls me names, he just looks at me in disgust and disappointment
@callmealpha75485 жыл бұрын
@@dawida1078 Same dude
@christospatsilas80955 жыл бұрын
@Dorian Green realy!?
@sxlwer60255 жыл бұрын
"going to fix something like a man" with duct tape? real mean actually fix stuff and not try to tape things together
@breixo15716 жыл бұрын
Alpha! Yesterday in my English B2 certification exam I recognized one of the voices in the listening test, it was you! They picked a video about metabolism for us to choose the correct answer based on it. It was really cool hearing your voice all over the place in an exam haha
@y0ungspanish3185 жыл бұрын
Breixo what was he saying?
@higgs1355 жыл бұрын
Really? Lmao!
@londonsounds62122 жыл бұрын
You're tripping
@vineeth5475 жыл бұрын
I am on a deserted island. I have duct tape. I want clean pores. *Yup. Relatable*
@dem70606 жыл бұрын
Next : HOW TO SHAVE BUTTHOLE LIKE A GENTLEMAN
@mindnova78506 жыл бұрын
Brix Abao Bruh my butt hole has hair like crazy on it. I’m dead serious.
@Octavio5166 жыл бұрын
nagaonkaronly haha that was funny 😂
@TraumaER6 жыл бұрын
nagaonkaronly I do that too. Use a mirror so you don’t have to have your head up your ass - literally. 👍
@Mercolaaaa6 жыл бұрын
Shit don't shave IT. When hairs grow back, they are sharp and hurt your butt.
@TraumaER6 жыл бұрын
Just use water to clean your butt. Smearing fecal matter across your butt after you take a shit is some backwards American shit. Every other modern country uses a water spray and air dryer when they shit. Why we still use a napkin to smear shit in circles is beyond me. Probably a leading cause to prostate cancer for men.
@ronl93576 жыл бұрын
I used duct tape to remove my pubic hair. Hurt like a mother, thanks Alpha!
@charlieking4236 жыл бұрын
You Sir made me a man I am today... Thank You.
@manuelalvarez256 жыл бұрын
Charlie King what gay level are you? WTF
@cathaldunne67416 жыл бұрын
Manu-Camus shh leave him in his ignorance
@mikewalker13516 жыл бұрын
Tf is wrong with you both? Why y'all mad and salty af?
@cathaldunne67416 жыл бұрын
Mike Walker I'm not...
@charlieking4236 жыл бұрын
Manu-Camus idk what’s ur level?
@WealthbuilderzTV6 жыл бұрын
The Duct Tape and Starbucks hacks though. Lmao. Great video Alpha.
@sam117mas6 жыл бұрын
Wealthbuilderz TV It's Duct Tape 😂
@WealthbuilderzTV6 жыл бұрын
MythicalSki11z lol excuse the typo
@steelhere55196 жыл бұрын
How about putting duct tape over your racists mouths?
@Extremekhan246 жыл бұрын
Steel Here ?, hope you joking lol
@Astro_Rohan6 жыл бұрын
Before going on Deserted Island: *Normal* *Human* : Fire starter kit, canned food, water, other life essential stuff. *Bear* *Grylls* : fire starter kit, knife, Paraschute, camera crew, Balls. *Alpha* *M* : Duct tape, Starbucks Napkins, bins.....tweezers.... Who'll survive ?
@ihH60535 жыл бұрын
Rohan tiege Hanley
@tserennadmidnergui61345 жыл бұрын
Alpha because all the near natives will come
@salweirdz21615 жыл бұрын
Beat the living shit out of other survivor. Tie them up with duck tape. Now you have a fire starter kit. Camera crew, balls, knife, parachute. 🔥🔥🔥
@jordanrichards38044 жыл бұрын
Who cares? We all know alphaM is gonna look fresh when he dies on that island.
@justluca.p4 жыл бұрын
Rohan, definitely Alpha
@JoshuaWestbrook6 жыл бұрын
Excellent video. Love the duct tape trick
@erl74666 жыл бұрын
dude, you’re amazing. i used to hate guys like you, but i realize that i was just being jelly. at 40, being married with kids, now i get it. i watch you now and learn a ton every time i watch, AND it’s mostly so i can up my boys game one day. for real! look... just thank you.
@joshowens77146 жыл бұрын
I always used gorrilla tape for blackhead removal
@jayfiya52306 жыл бұрын
Josh Owens damn, do you still have a nose?
@joshowens77146 жыл бұрын
Jay Fiya I think so😂
@jayfiya52306 жыл бұрын
Josh Owens 🤣😂😂
@joshowens77146 жыл бұрын
Uncle June Bug I actually use it for haircuts..
@eamon_slevin_design6 жыл бұрын
Uncle June Bug gorilla glues a better hair gel, trust me it’s a great hold 🤙
@kieranbotting27644 жыл бұрын
This something I can actually use unlike many other tutorials! When i first saw my first pimple I internally screamed and then went to you. These and many other hack videos are a life saver. Some of your videos on clothing have also done me a world of good. I found myself throwing out half of my wardrobe. Going clothes shopping in 2-3 weeks. I'm only 13 but hey, start early?
@colechandler16506 жыл бұрын
I put tiege Hanley on a tree and it now rivals the amazon rainforest
@bert99106 жыл бұрын
This is freaking awesome! Thank you Alpha!!
@ashishdhakalca6 жыл бұрын
5:39 Alpha finally showing the middle finger to the haters
@0622michaelhorne6 жыл бұрын
Still 'The' best male fashion and grooming guy on the Internet. Hats off to you once again,Sir.
@John-xi1pt6 жыл бұрын
Love it dude simple life hacks and essential ways to keep you shit organized. Keep it coming.
@werdidas48726 жыл бұрын
You don't know how much you've boosted my confidence by showing me that you have asthma. It was always a big problem for me but now I know that even a person like you can have it and it's nothing that affects me in any way
@aviraltyagi7356 жыл бұрын
keep going brother, love from India.
@needfoolthings5 жыл бұрын
How to snort coke like a gentleman.
@EvolveINK6 жыл бұрын
I tried the duct tape trick lol
@issakawalit4906 жыл бұрын
ManlyManTv did it work
@EvolveINK6 жыл бұрын
Issa Kawalit it works, but a little painful. I was gonna make a video like this too lol
@smoke41316 жыл бұрын
ManlyManTv its manly for a reason brother it hurts and it should be cause its *manly*
@EvolveINK6 жыл бұрын
Ayush lol true that. It does work tho. So I would recommend it
@KrzysiuPGG6 жыл бұрын
I did it with my strongest duct tape and it didn't work, no wonder you Americans are able to fix everything with this thing lol
@rockyjohnreyes22955 жыл бұрын
Plucking eyebrows is effective. I also do that. Just pluck the top part not those on the eyelid 😁
@tanmayadhikary63256 жыл бұрын
Alpha the best. These tricks really work
@snapascrew5 жыл бұрын
"shaving, teeth, hair, ASTHMA, deoderant" LOL
@DL67786 жыл бұрын
You can even get containers at certain dollar stores
@BoredGeese6 жыл бұрын
And I thought I was the only one who uses the Starbucks napkin and the wet wipes. Stay awesome everyone!
I just tried the duct tape on the nose trick, and it really works, it's wild. Cheers Alpha!
@vectorboy31016 жыл бұрын
I’ve never been this early on a Alpha.m video 😂
@Xbvb666X6 жыл бұрын
i find that a lot of girls find rougher looking hands sexy, because it subconsciously indicates that you are a hard worker that can take care of yourself and your needs.
@kostadingramatikov96926 жыл бұрын
The dollar shave club ships only for US. Advertise when they ship it to my country. PS: i am from Bulgaria.
@swampwhompa5 жыл бұрын
Another alternative to starbucks napkins for oily skin are Raw or Elements cig rolling papers 👌🏻
@xepharion5 жыл бұрын
this is so fucking ridiculous, but it works lmao
@garethlittlewood63446 жыл бұрын
Hey alpha I don't know what KZbin is doing but this video isn't loading properly, as in it takes ages for anything to buffer. I've watched other videos and speed testes my Wi-Fi and that's all fine. Just thought you should know. Lobe the content man keep it up!
@CaptainJonathan6 жыл бұрын
Gareth Littlewood I'm having the same issue. Just this one video.
@garethlittlewood63446 жыл бұрын
Jonathan R yeah it's weird, maybe it's a specific server on KZbin or something
@garethlittlewood63446 жыл бұрын
Jonathan R seems to be working fine now though
@generalladeen6 жыл бұрын
Same for me I already experienced this with another video by another content creator a few weeks ago. Somebody in the comments mentioned that this might be due to a new algorithm. Seems like they don't want you to see this video due to it being classified as controversial or some shit 🤦🏻♂️
@Jaysaflame6 жыл бұрын
think that happens when the video is new
@Drew2_busy5 жыл бұрын
How about waxing the middle of ur brows?
@Naldo24065 жыл бұрын
Friend:why you got so many duct tape? Me: Lemme tell you about a hero named Alpha
@rasmuskp935 жыл бұрын
"make sure you have dry skin" and i can almost see myself on that oily skin when he gets up close to the cam x)
@raulalvarez12286 жыл бұрын
Does it really have to be Starbucks napkins or any will do? Great video btw thanks Alfa!
@wildside3166 жыл бұрын
The basket part has my OCDness smiling😀.
@georgeyoutube46956 жыл бұрын
Wtf I have the same little plastic boxes is my bathroom lol.
@Sony-xz7bv6 жыл бұрын
George KZbin u his wife?
@Pedro23Mota6 жыл бұрын
"if you are on a deserted island and you got ducktape..." Classic!!
@MohitSharma-ig3co6 жыл бұрын
I was watching your video about "HOW TO BE A MORDER ALPHA" and i got a new video to watch. Live long aphla.
@jfffff6 жыл бұрын
by the way alpha, the white marks on t-shirts are usually not deodorant stains, it's from using too much detergent in the washer
@ArslanJumayev6 жыл бұрын
Okay I need Starbucks napkin in the desert
@HiyomiTsurari986 жыл бұрын
The way he said not to use duck tape on your brow and the way he said owwwwww made me laugh so hard 😂
@back_seater6 жыл бұрын
Alpha you the best at gorilla grooming. I don't mean grooming actual gorillas though that would be awesome
@craigshaw87616 жыл бұрын
I think you mean guerrilla grooming?
@vincenewell26326 жыл бұрын
And thats why spelling is important
@LostMySauce6 жыл бұрын
If you find a rubber glove, it works so well for removing hair and lint better than wet wipes
@rogerbetancourt17016 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks Alpha it's not with his wife anymore? He made a video of how Tiege Hanley is better than women (commercial purposes but still), what to do to be unforgettable to an ex, and in his video with Jose Zuniga he told him he has to look like 40 year old who just got divorced (as in referring to himself) I just hope that wether my suspicion is right or not Alpha is doing well
@YungBasedYogi6 жыл бұрын
Roger Betancourt 6:07 I'm sure he's doing fine
@Mike717306 жыл бұрын
Duct tape is DEFINITELY the most masculine way to remove blackheads. LOL
@thomasappelflap44336 жыл бұрын
Aaron I love you and all of your vids, however I wouldn’t advise people to use ductape on their face because it can seriously damage the skin and even rip out the Sebaceous glands
@aksh205 жыл бұрын
Thomas Appelflap not to mention the crazy ass chemicals used to synthesize that sticky ass glue.
@JacobGust6 жыл бұрын
I can see it now, Aaron trapped on an island with some other people. They find duct tape and get excited because they can use it for repairs, building shelter, and first aid. Meanwhile Aaron's sitting off to the side using all the duct tape to remove his blackheads...
@jeffreycox5585 жыл бұрын
Cool idea Aaron great video have you tried to color your beard and hair good job. No polish for me i do my own nails. Again im Jeffrey actually triming. Your eye brows is better i read
@A7xeno6 жыл бұрын
I was a bit skeptical at first about the duct tape but it really worked. Obviously, was a bit painful and my nose became a little red but now I don't have any blackheads. It seriously worked.
@mare18496 жыл бұрын
Do a video on how to get rid of dandruff and pimples
@aplugsocket6 жыл бұрын
Ma re dandruff u need to find a specific shampoo to calm and help your scalp. I use head and shoulders and abit of conditioner. For acne you need to watch your diet, fish oil supplements with vitamins can help clear skin, good skincare routine and finding a moisturiser that stops inflammation and blemishes. Find out what skin type you are btw
@mikumikomiku.5 жыл бұрын
Lul Buy head & shoulders shampoo
@ELYSIUM5555 жыл бұрын
Has me swiping my screen with that line image lol works every time .
@jadenshamas74455 жыл бұрын
Ma re honestly the best thing for me whenever I had dandruff was I would only shampoo like 2 times a week. Wash my hair with water really good everyday but only shampoo like 1-2 times a week because it would really dry out my scalp (even head and shoulders). For acne I jus workout a lot (to sweat) and only use water (products dry out my face and I have sensitive skin to moisturizer) and I just eat healthy and take vitamin supplements and that helped my skin A lot
@STARQ11986 жыл бұрын
Aaron thanks for the video. Not sure you'll see this. I am a pharmacist and I would suggest you not keep your medications in the bathroom. As a general rule, most medications should be kept from moisture. It can reduce the effectiveness of the medication.
@billythekid64186 жыл бұрын
This guy reminds me of Patrick Demsey's "Loverboy". I wonder if he ever gets the call for extra anchovies? lol
@lethaltarget97986 жыл бұрын
Billy The Kid 😂😂😂
@dahveed2846 жыл бұрын
I'm a dollar shave club subscriber for many years, so I jumped ahead to 4:40 to skip the ad. Their stuff if good!
@aryansinha55886 жыл бұрын
Alpha ma main man!!!holy crapp I got a heart!!! Love from India alpha
@danielvalenzuela76 жыл бұрын
Thanks for bringing back the points of the video in the description ❤️
@basantathapa2586 жыл бұрын
This video isn't working for me . It keeps loading but the other videos work for me except this onw
@faiqcreates6 жыл бұрын
Same just loading.
@prashantmankarmacharya6 жыл бұрын
Same for me
@sansdecorum46005 жыл бұрын
Bonus fact: The duct tape, left on, also gives one the dapper look of having a prosthetic steel nose like Vincent D'Onofrio's psycho, cocaine obscessed, character in the movie "Salton Sea".
@keyvan70856 жыл бұрын
When u r early af but you can’t make a creative comment
@EstebanMonestel6 жыл бұрын
Alpha is the dad that every young guy wants.
@itsyourbro32106 жыл бұрын
Alpha boy in beast mode 3 days 3 videos and all ammazing!...
@markyonskie96596 жыл бұрын
i've been wondering when you were going to talk about nail care. Really surprised you don't get a manicure. I work with paper that has ink in it so I get one every two weeks. Short and shiny, buff no polish!
@thomashillard34084 жыл бұрын
Finally Starbucks has something good and worth buying!!!🤪😂
@stefanshin80986 жыл бұрын
The quality of outros is getting better by the day
@rudra43766 жыл бұрын
i already do all of these LMAO , that outro was harilious tho : D
@gaminganimeparadise34146 жыл бұрын
Can u make a video giving tips for people with wavy hair on how to style their hair please?
@jonathonjencin2286 жыл бұрын
You're in a bra commercial! I was so surprised to see you. P. S it is probably recorded from one of your videos This guy is really a ladies man😄😄
@ValarieLopezMueller6 жыл бұрын
Also pluck AFTER a shower. Your pores are open from the steam and it hurts way less!
@tomekgnr3216 жыл бұрын
Does Dollar shave club ship to europe?
@JakeRoman6 жыл бұрын
The duct tape black head removal is the hardest beauty tip I've ever seen 😂
@Shane-bx4xn6 жыл бұрын
So there are Starbucks in a stranded Island?
@alpham6 жыл бұрын
Probably!
@Teddy_Gautier6 жыл бұрын
Wherever you go, there will always be a Starbucks. Always.
@ananthvijay44126 жыл бұрын
Hands down the best KZbinr.
@TraumaER6 жыл бұрын
Does it have to be Starbucks napkins? How about Chipotle napkins? 🤔
@PhillyTac6 жыл бұрын
I LOL’d when the picture of Burt popped up
@samycrazex47696 жыл бұрын
When you are on a deserted island but your biggest worry is having clean pores 😂
@closinginonclosure6 жыл бұрын
All these years I thought I was the only one who knew about the Starbucks napkin thing 😆 Alpha comin in with some real shit!
@RahulKumar-cd9uo6 жыл бұрын
Alpha m the best youtuber
@Aryeh-o6 жыл бұрын
great now I can look like a princess in my workshop
@jthb6 жыл бұрын
alpha ...that intro tho. i have a vid idea....survival challenge..do a minimalistic day
@levimathens90926 жыл бұрын
Haven't visited this channel in over a year 😂I've missed this guy Yesss he kept the outro!
@samuelsebahene81526 жыл бұрын
What a nice way to end the school year! Nice tips :)
@MemeGang4206 жыл бұрын
Hair looking super fresh today Alpha
@badrinath34106 жыл бұрын
Can you please do a video on how to whistle
@abrarahmad006 жыл бұрын
Alpha is the king of men style love you alpha
@eliazarvalentine76906 жыл бұрын
Alpha has asthma like me yay 😁 lol
@TimothyRCrowe4 жыл бұрын
Yes; When I'm castaway on a deserted island without food or much fresh water, my first concern is getting rid of my blackheads. Want the corpse on the beach to look like I used Tiege Hanley.
@i_anandd6 жыл бұрын
Always comments in ur videos.....still no likes by u😶😶😶... Thug life
@CugelTheClever4586 жыл бұрын
Anand V Stfu
@sniper97866 жыл бұрын
yeah shut the fuck up Anand
@nicolasgt14796 жыл бұрын
Anand V aaw he liked it
@camilo30056 жыл бұрын
Nicolas Gomez-Trenor ahhajajaajjajajaja
@tfvortexe66276 жыл бұрын
Anand V hasnt alpha said many times to not be desperate? Hmmmm...
@mr.g26326 жыл бұрын
I would totally agree with the fact that you'd still be surviving perfectly fine on an island with bare minimum essentials yet still looking awesome as always.
@hectoryo21gonzalez516 жыл бұрын
Press it I dare u Lol Still going ? Almost there Congrats u made it
@Iamnavneet2616 жыл бұрын
Hector yo 21 Gonzalez fuck you
@beniberkyorohan52046 жыл бұрын
Hector yo 21 Gonzalez amazing
@lylel34716 жыл бұрын
😂 Gd one mate I thought I got the white screen of death😂
@havick276 жыл бұрын
Nice reminds me of baldi goes camping game
@-kw3ku-1675 жыл бұрын
Congrats you just wasted your time making something to waste someone else’s time
@madblood64935 жыл бұрын
Just realize you use the same exact medicine I do for asthma and allergies.
@MeepMeep886 жыл бұрын
Lol men care about how shiny their nails now? Interesting time we live in
@m.m.i.95866 жыл бұрын
It went out of style for a couple decades in the '70s and '80s, but Men have been caring about how shiny their nails are for centuries. In the early 1900s, men's bill folds often contained special pockets for nail files and cuticle sticks. People have even found nail grooming kits in the graves of norse warriors.
@oidni16 жыл бұрын
That shit is for nancy-boys.
@m.m.i.95866 жыл бұрын
Effe, It's certainly not for everyone (polished nails won't last for very long if you work with your hands). However, I'm pretty sure that at this moment in time, your so-called "nancy-boys" are busy giving themselves glittery rainbow nails, and not carefully polishing them for a subtle sheen. Lol.
@liveanddo.19656 жыл бұрын
Wtf it's like being a girl.... Better to be careless....
@MeepMeep886 жыл бұрын
MagicMonkey Or spend your nights with a someone who cares how shiny your nails are lol. It's like a lose lose situation
@MrLunary6 жыл бұрын
hahaha that ending. I love you man. Keep the good shit coming!
@Whatx226 жыл бұрын
YOU MUST HE RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS 😅
@albusandrei37966 жыл бұрын
I liked the Starbucks napkins trick =] Great video Alpha, keep it up!
@umerarif29296 жыл бұрын
Can I get a like Alpha -huge fan❤️
@s379Ox5 жыл бұрын
Keep trying until he does it.
@samycrazex47696 жыл бұрын
Alpha is the type of tiege hanley to use ducktape on his pet duck