6 RANDOM HORROR GAMES

[@hectorgarcia9664]

I love that john went from being scared of horror games to criticizing them and now he has evolved to criticizing the decor of the buildings they take place in.

[@b1gs3xy17]

That's what happens when almost every "horror" game is shit at being scary

[@dairyfreelemonstreams9493]

HarshlyDecor~

[@aliveslice]

John is more harshly critical these days than he used to be in harshly critical days

[@JohnWolfe]

it's all that HGTV I've been watching

[@auliarahmas.d.2610]

Takes me back to when John memorized the games layout because they used the same assets

[@ItchyPeenar]

theres nothing scarier than being stuck in an infinite loop of HQ Residential House.

[@indumatipngtuber2790]

With stock unity asset monsters!

[@redluvly]

and walking around with no breakfast toast or cornflakes in sight

[@codysykes5568]

I dated a girl who called "Resident Evil" Residential Evil. I lul'd

[@surfgirlify]

Cody Sykes 😂😂 That made me cringe

[@YourWi116eDone]

🤣😂🤣

[@Tinlion09]

"Any of you guys even know what a particle accelerator does?" Well, I don't know the specifics, but I assume it _accelerates particles._

[@DracoHandsome]

More specifically, they accelerate particles to very high speeds with electromagnetic fields. A CRT television is technically a particle accelerator.

[@saltbread3844]

@@DracoHandsome Careful not to put your phone next to a microwave while your crt tv is on

[@TheFlipside]

They accelerate particles to very close to the speed of light and smash them into each other. Usually to create new particles or study the fields that carry them

[@K.Marie119]

As in the LHC at CERN.

[@mikentikes11]

@Nehemiah Pouncey flash gang rep

[@TheFlipside]

My interpretation of routine was that it was entirely a metaphor for living with mental health issues. For example, there are days when the protagonist is trying to go about his daily routine but he has to keep this other version of himself locked up in the basement because no one likes him, and some days he knocks you out and locks you out of the house, taking over for a day. Which I think might be reinforced by the ending's message of not dwelling on the bad days and to keep going one day at a time to make the most of the good days when they happen

[@itsmeyaboi6721]

What I thought as well, I’m glad someone better with words could write it out! Was actually browsing the comments for one that mentions it. Not entirely sure what the alien day represented other than forces possibly outside of your control, but I loved the contrast between the mundane reality of his routine with whatever absolute chaos was going to be outside that door. Even the calm day resonated; everything was completely fine and normal, and it was a good day, but even so you as the player are waiting for the shoe to drop and something to go wrong as the screen fades to black. The standard is something being off, so when everything is fine, you can’t feel 100% comfortable or confident that things are okay.

[@hi-nw7qy]

Yah. It's reinforced by looking back at yourself in the punch thing. They are the same avatar I'm pretty sure. The first one is him getting taken over, another one was him successfully locking it away, another was his head going wild with the aliens (or maybe him getting help with the abduction? Idk) and the one with it being a simulation since the person feels people are just experimenting on their mind for fun.

[@corpsepile4205]

👀 very observant!

[@sammi723]

I’m glad someone else noticed the same thing. It kinda hit home for me since I struggle with bipolar disorder. Having two different versions of myself. I relate and my interpretation of being dragged then locked in the basement reminds me of hiding away from life and other people cus that negative version takes control. Being very introverted I tend to hide away when I’m not okay. Everyday feels the same for me. This game was brilliant and very well made.

[@gravekitty]

To add to this thought, each day showed a possible symptom of schizophrenia. The one I found most creative was when they showed catatonia, but it didn't happen in john's playthrough. Also, I interpreted the ending, when you can see "backstage," as seeing life from a new perspective; most likely as a result from therapy.

[@christosvoskresye]

Someone should make a game that starts off as a stereotypical PT clone, and then just when the player gets bored and thinks he knows what to expect -- it goes off the rails.

[@TheUKisThere]

That's QT.

[@peppermillers8361]

@@TheUKisThere that was a good game.

[@ChicNuggetu]

John was bored in the first sight tho so I don't know about that one chief but I do like the idea. Maybe like two loops worth?

[@peppermillers8361]

@@ChicNuggetu he liked QT

[@bigchungus5058]

TheUltimateKIC what game is that?

[@wolfworks7339]

I actually really like that the nun had that creature on her back. I thought they were just doing the lazy Tomb Raider style 3Dish graphics, so that actually caught me off guard.

[@ethemie]

Routine kind of felt like it was supposed to be some sort of analogy for psychosis: going through the same routine day by day with suggestions from media around you causing you to experience odd things that are suddenly gone the next day, then eventually "reaching an end" I guess once the protag has been on their meds long enough for them to kick in so they can progress with the hope of a broader life. Also best part of the snowed-in game is when John didn't realize there was a chair stuck to the ceiling near the end

[@littlekitsune1]

They need to look into some better meds, then. Or keep up with therapy until the hallucinations stop being that vivid, lol.

[@TakeFlightRaven]

@@littlekitsune1 Therapy doesn't impact the intensity of hallucinations, sadly. Even worse is that medication doesn't work _at all_ for some people (and those that do can have horrific side-effects). Mine's only episodic, I really feel for people who experience it 24/7.

[@littlekitsune1]

@@TakeFlightRaven Therapy can absolutely help if hallucinations are triggered more by emotions like stress. It can also help keep your hopes up until the medication can kick in. Certain meds don't work for certain people, you're right. It took me 30 years to find meds that helped a significant enough amount for my mental illness, but it was worth eventually finding them. I had to find the right professional to pinpoint what I needed and what dosage. But they do take months to feel the full effects.

[@Linkfan450]

I don't know why John, but you just nail it when it comes to voicing creepy old ladies.

[@DracoHandsome]

Hey! Don't judge John for nailing creepy old ladies.

[@AntonConstanti]

that's good

[@ilikemybackpack7931]

DracoHandsome Bro, they weren’t judging. They literally said “nail it”

[@laylaa1374]

@@ilikemybackpack7931 r/whoosh

[@consciousquinn]

@@laylaa1374 r/wooooshwith4osandnoh

[@iplaylikealexextras7686]

“Are you eating these children?” Well yes, but actually *YES*

[@TheSolBlader]

_MeanwhiIe, in the kitchen..._

[@lavenderegor6147]

The first game reminds me of promise to never land

[@mothman8848]

John has become so immune to horror games and scary things, if there were an intruder in his house he’d be like “see guys when you make a horror game this is exactly what not to do”

[@Vonias]

somebody shoots John after breaking into his home: "Guys, seriously? There's like no tension or build up or anything, okay fine I guess, getting right into the action. I can't be too mad about that, too many times you just prance around in an empty house for 20 minutes before anything happens so I guess this is preferable to that." Then the robber watches in awe and confusion as John collapses, where he continues to make snide remarks about the interior decorating of his own house, before finally succumbing to blood loss as he utters his final words "Y'know I've been watching a lot of HGTV as of-" *dies*

[@MacForaday]

John doesn't need to speak Spanish, he speaks fluent cliche' horror game.

[@manboy4720]

muy bueno

[@thekendrick1]

Im sorry... but was that an house hunter reference. -John Wolfe

[@Illysi]

9:30 *sees body in yard* my brain: How's it goin' dude?

[@marlssa]

Stayin away from the alcohol?

[@plumbummusic2051]

He definitely didn't stay away from the alcohol

[@peanutthelion815]

Oh my God I came looking through the comments to see if anyone else thought that he looked like Frank

[@AlleyCryptid]

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[@AlleyCryptid]

HOW DUDE DUDEDUEDUEUDUDUDUEUEDUeeed

[@LastGREATEST0]

Seeing John getting scared and creeped out is rare these days

[@Scarshadow666]

That's why it's fun to watch the videos where he did get scared (such as Love Sam, Anatomy, and The House Abandoned)! ^^

[@n_0094]

@@Scarshadow666 and Tall Poppy.

[@justinysak-4715]

So true

[@kraizer2484]

if john gets scared, it's a good horror game

[@Foogayzee]

And nighttime visitor

[@harasnicole]

I've noticed that's how a lot of Sirenhead games start, with a character driving somewhere only to leave their car in the middle of nowhere, wasting the battery to "investigate".

[@korebiis]

im p sure siren head likes to mimic telephone poles in towns

[@AngeliqueStP]

When "The Hallway" started with its opening shot of, yes, 'the hallway' ....anybody else expect a lady named Death to run and trip?

[@MaskOfLimbo]

That would improved it by a lot

[@wildfluffyappeared]

It literally looks like the same hallway lmao

[@AngeliqueStP]

@@MaskOfLimbo Truth... at least that one was fun.

[@AngeliqueStP]

@@wildfluffyappeared Sure does ...I'd know that rug anywhere! =D

[@FourthStar]

Gosh I loved that one! Does anybody remember its name, or which video it was included in?

[@archfeymirth]

In the Recording Room, John is playing horror games of fluctuating quality. Meanwhile. in the Kitchen:

[@s_ckerz5540]

i read this just as this clip was going by, gotta love it

[@stonedperson97]

There's just something about pixelated horror games, specifically. Such a unique vibe, I love it

[@frostfang1]

I find it frustrating. I wear glasses, I dont find that "taking them off" so to speak makes it more entertaining. It makes me want to rub my eyes, and especially with tha pixelated filter that moves it kind of makes it feel like I've got a smudge on my glasses that I cant get off. It's easier to get used to when it's not a filter, though still not ideal.

[@itsthatkatt-og]

Timestamps: ------------------------------------------------- Stone House Orphanage - 0:22 Routine - 5:55 The Hallway - 25:55 Linger - 32:01 MoMo - 49:39 SirenHead - 54:09

[@myhatzulu]

cheers mate

[@AGJ117]

Gracias.

[@itsthatkatt-og]

@@AGJ117 De nada

[@PonchitoPoncho2050]

@@itsthatkatt-og Gracias

[@OrphanHart]

Thank you

[@aletterfromthelostdays]

I've been sleeping with your voice in the background for almost 3 years now. You're like a teddy bear.

[@chrollo7779]

Same, sometimes I put the playlist of all the random games and sleep to it

[@laurenbee6340]

Same here I play it on Chromecast.

[@200bees]

Same, I’ve been watching him since I was like 12. I’m 21 now

[@VHSRyoma]

(goes sexual)

[@cats4lyfe3]

SAME

[@MaruchiSan]

In the first game when John said "their privacy is gonna get invaded when we find them missing" it reminded me of that scene from one of the Scary Movie installments where the characters are arguing about how you can't wake up dead or something like that lmao

[@jaeusa160]

Leave it to John to somehow end up with a super buggy version of Sirenhead I've seen a lot of other people get through just fine. Sours the experience, I think it would've went over more positively if it didn't break a few times over. And I just we didn't reach the end, what a pity. This looks like a newer version than the one I saw others play. Lamphead (the lit up one) didn't wander before, he just sat alongside the road mimicing a lamppost. I guess in updating the game they broke or caused issues that weren't present before.

[@Tom-us4lr]

Dude just finds the apartment owner’s eyes and goes back to sleep

[@tropezando]

Meanwhile, in the kitchen: _Beautiful_ marble countertops

[@floofzykitty5072]

John's humour has somehow gotten dryer than a desert. I like it.

[@kukuhimanputraraharja8084]

his dry humour cracks people up like how extreme dryness cracked the soils.

[@Mintylight]

It's called aging ☺️

[@3000-z7p]

@@kukuhimanputraraharja8084 That's racist. Repent.

[@Dustbiter2003]

That's the humor

[@Dustbiter2003]

@@Mintylight _☺_

[@Dragonbleps]

I feel like the dev of this Sirenhead game must have changed something in the game, because when others have played it, Sirenhead never seemed that fast or that immediate.

[@cartooncritique6625]

Either that or John's game is just terribly glitched.

[@boxinthejack2166]

It also seems like he has some new kills, like dropping you from high, he also seems to not insta-kill you any more

[@cyrus6461]

newer version maybe?

[@cyrus6461]

Yea, you now have limited bullets. No more full auto sniper. (Markiplier first vid.)

[@zenenez]

I really enjoyed watching Routine. I think it was an illustration of mental health and being stuck in a negative loop until you get out of it, but maybe I'm reading too much into a positive and well-made little game.

[@empresspalpatine8792]

No, no. You've got a point.

[@cyrus6461]

You're on point.

[@MichaelJONeill333]

9:41 I love that look John gives to the camera. like that “dude... wtf” look

[@lavenderlilac8920]

I liked the 2nd game "the Routine", not really scary horror, but just kinda fun and makes you want to see what's gonna happen next day.

[@aliveslice]

I have a feeling that dev will make something great one day on a bigger scale

[@dragonflymoonraven]

while you were doing the jokes about the home renovation shows, i could hear and see the exact show in my brain. and it's not even a real show that exists. literally. i knew the exact camera movements, the exact look of the owner of the house, exactly the background and tone of voice used in those stupid cutaway interview shots, and the exact look and voice of the renovator. and i don't even watch renovation shows............. i'll let the creepypasta writers figure that one out. assuming creepypasta's still a thing.

[@hi7535]

I think that's just called an imaginarion

[@lilithacacia]

He owns a company selling non gmo organic vegan ice. She’s a stay at home mom, together they have a combined budget of $4 million dollars.

[@unicornbitch3653]

@@lilithacacia what who?

[@dragonflymoonraven]

@@hi7535 plot twist!

[@Carcosahead]

explain batchelder, explain god dammit!

[@TwoStarGames]

HGTV impersonation is priceless XD

[@deidarasempai13]

john after first 2 games: okay tbh not bad, looking pretty good so far john after pulling up third game: *honks in disappointment*

[@flashbackfrank8781]

"I normally don't like multiple ending games" *John constantly goes out of his way to get every ending in almost any game that has them.*

[@AngeliqueStP]

AirBnB Review: "Ugly rugs, a giant tub, and the Grudge Girl... This place was a transformative experience! 10/10" (OMG, it IS that model from 'Pacify'! l want it to be like last time, watching John "bullying her" and his giggle-screaming when she turns red on a dime and wacks him. I think I know what video I'm watching next, hee).

[@MichaelJONeill333]

6:16 John: “Who starts their day with the first alarm?” so i’m not alone...

[@justalittlecreacher]

Me, because once I'm conscious I can't fall back asleep :(

[@HellishTea]

Here: 6:16

[@MichaelJONeill333]

John Stonik my bad man. wanna give it a go then?

[@MichaelJONeill333]

DarK F1R3FLY thanks 😁

[@KiraFORTHEWIN]

Dude in the yard was frank from house party. You didn't stay away from the alcohol

[@izzigo7647]

Isn't that Frank from house party?

[@siegwardinspirit]

Howsit going dood, staying away from the alcohol?

[@banemelancholy]

Omg! I thought the same thing lol

[@helloworld2784]

@@siegwardinspirit I'm having PTSD just by reading that

[@h0b0inth3sn0w]

My new favorite thing is John doing HGTV narration for horror games.

[@StagFiesta]

I think the first one was suuuper good for a short bit. The way the nun moved made you think "Oh shes just an image that turns with you!!" but once you lie down and she literally is revealed to be 3D, thats such a good reveal.

[@1edeneden]

god, man, i love your stuff. horror is one of my favorite genres, but i can't usually indulge in the digital forms, since jumpscares trigger me really bad - except for when i watch your videos and see you not react to them at all. :D really, no idea how that works, but i love it. i think i watch your videos almost daily? and there are so many of them that i don't think i'll ever run out of stuff to look at. thank you for doing your thing, john. you're the best.

[@selectedjustin10]

1:08:01 The timing with John’s dialogue as his character dies after failing to run away was perfect. Especially the scream. “Character: NOOOO John: Where the fuck where wha- Character: AHHHHH”

[@3LastSon]

I was kinda worried during that looping corridor game. I could actually hear John's blood pressure increasing.

[@xBenjiSx]

"That was Linger everybody, damn." is probably the best review that game is gonna get

[@BioXideTV]

Thanks for playing Linger, I built that in 3 days for a gamejam without any prior ideas or planning, had to streamline and remove a lot of content due to the time constraints.

[@Naughtyparadox]

Spanish people love when other people try to pronounce our language

[@jesalt8230]

Indeed, was watching it with a smile on my face lol I don't know why, but it felt so heartwarming

[@miadaorerk1681]

"Oh noooo I'm still alive" well

[@calcifer6142]

me every time I wake up

[@shaden3392]

Mood

[@kabakaybug]

I loved the variety in this edition of random horror games! The first game was really cool! And Routine was amazing! I think the message at the of Routine helped me out personally too and just everything about it was really unique imo!

[@HexBubbins]

9:13 Hows it going dude? Staying away from the alcohol?

[@Lustr0us_Ma3str0]

John you were right when you thought that the "monster" from the hallway is the same model is your character, you're absolutely right. The model they used is actually from a game called Paragon that Epic games made a while ago that was like Smite but the game was sunset and they released all of the assets from Paragon to the Unreal store for free. It made me really sad to see a model being poorly used in a game I used to love and had fond memories playing with my friends......now im forced to watch one of my favorite heros from Paragon be used.......like a puppet.....neeto -_-

[@aliveslice]

So you are the monster. That's scary...

[@elizag1261]

"been watching a lot of hgtv lately. it's usually just a bunch of white people saying "i love the subway tile'" you know what he isn't wrong

[@mejftw]

and yes, the first game was pretty good, made for the 2 minute horror jam. it gave me "noone lives under the lighthouse" vibes if it were expanded. just the forced glee into being eaten can be made into something much bigger, like a wicker man of " need to feed"

[@brandonrutkowski6775]

I imagine that is a monster was attacking John in real life he would just shout RUDE!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@fakeparson8193]

Excuse you!

[@dopplah3703]

Hearing John talkinh in spanish is probably the best thing that happened in the 2020

[@sancer1781]

Not hard to top 2020 right?

[@dopplah3703]

@@sancer1781 Nah, 2020 Became really boring, it's hard to find something good these days

[@yamadiyoo9658]

The nun character was interesting as they used the rotate to face the character that old games used in two ways for function and story.

[@xyand221]

Just discovered John's Channel , thank you KZbin Algorithm. Love horror games, love the hilarious commentaries/comments from youtubers; and this is the best recipe. John makes the unbearable indie horror into pure amusement with some genuine scare (because of John). Keep on keeping on!

[@BigManEvil]

Busted out laughing when you said 'wrong' during the hallway

[@AlleyCryptid]

8:17 I almost spit out my water when he said "he looked like nothing was gonna stop him from completing science"

[@maxque2841]

Whenever I am feeling down I come to this channel. For some reason it’s only when I’m down, but that’s been increasingly as of late. You’re hilarious though, the little comments, pointing out the sillyness in these titles - it always cheers me up.

[@kelseyclarke8666]

John, I could watch you discuss HGTV forever! Had me in stitches. I hope this kind of comedy continues.

[@boinadeboina]

Y'know, hearing John speaking Spanish is really fun

[@sancer1781]

His spanish isn't that bad actually, he just needs a bit more practice to be fluent.

[@jesalt8230]

@@sancer1781 Yes, his pronunciation was pretty good

[@danem2215]

I like how it's not even a looping hallway. You can see the sudden jerk of the camera back to the default start position. Smooth, "The Hallway" developer, really smooth.

[@tailor31415]

every time you call a persian rug ugly, I almost lose it. my family has always had one in the house lol

[@surfgirlify]

Are you by any chance desi?

[@ultracapacity7531]

I love HGTV! It would so much fun to watch a full episode of John criticizing the whole decor. With his input on what he likes an would do if he could design it.

[@HellishTea]

John: “Sorry if my Spanish isn’t good-“ Me: “I don’t even know a wORD in Spanish, I was impressed 3 seconds in 👏🏻

[@ilikemybackpack7931]

DarK F1R3FLY you don’t know hola?

[@rustyshackleford4034]

I mean, it's like Peggy Hill Spanish, but he can actually read and speak it, more or less, so I thought he did pretty well!

[@Alanlion00]

La verdad lo hizo bien, me impresiono bastante.

[@magebabe7613]

Your Sirenhead playthrough surprised me (I've seen it twice) because I haven't seen him able to get you on the tower before. Kravin also couldn't finish because of getting killed but then Gab had a REALLY odd playthrough where Sirenhead kept getting stuck on top of her but unable to hurt her. Definitely needs some tuning up, and at least a checkpoint halfway through, but otherwise I think it's really good. I would totally love to see more from the developer. But yeah, if you're able to die so easily from the enemy you need a checkpoint somewhere. And/or a way to avoid dying a bit better. He's just too fast to run away from.

[@beckig1718]

I can’t wait for this. Thanks John :) omg it’s more than an hour. Blessed

[@izzhafiy2662]

true

[@curiouskatsayshello4673]

Read my mind

[@gonzalochervet8127]

as a spanish speaker, watching john talk in spanish is the best thing that could have happened today

[@notsosorryari6859]

John: "I've never seen it in the wild like this before" Me: *Australian accent* "Wow it's a lamphead in it's natural habitat!"

[@chiliflis8660]

*On KZbin in indie horror game hell*

[@here2watch08]

"I've been watching a lot of HGTV lately. It's a bunch of white people being like 'Ooh, I love the subway tile!'"😂It is!

[@ohhmychem]

Meanwhile, back at the house, Linda has discovered a problem with the wallpaper. "I ordered wallpaper with sloths on but they sent me pandas. What am I supposed to do with pandas?! I don't think I'm gonna be able to recover from this. Out of all the things that could have gone wrong with the renovation, I would have put this at the top of my worst things that could go wrong list. I am speechless." Or something along those lines... 😂😂

[@stormyngreen6842]

Hope you’re doing well John. This on the night before my day off is a blessing thanks big homie.

[@tylergoodguy1194]

Holy moly this is a long video of random horror games i love these

[@Craz201]

Lamphead and Sirenhead are actual two different entities in the last game! Lamphead was the one who was just kind of trudging around. Sirenhead doesn't have a light so you can't spot him as easily.

[@bluepancakes3102]

Please make more of these more often! I've watched EVERY one and I cant go to sleep to your videos anymore haha! Been sub'd for years great work

[@BBaaaaa]

Same lmao

[@floofzykitty5072]

9:59 Isn't this the same guy that did a "favour" for John in House Party? XD I guess after House Party he ended up here...

[@AN-inhSongMinh-]

You mean Frank?? Doesn’t look like him but similiar tho

[@IJustNukedMcDonalds]

you stayin off the alcohol dude?

[@aliveslice]

Or maybe it's generic_bald_dude.asset

[@sashasparroww]

how's it goin dude

[@freshglizzy3763]

The genuine interest John has for the Sirenhead game for a whole 2 minutes before it turns into shit was heartbreaking

[@RaynaWinters]

"I think we took a dip in quality from the second game to the third game" BIG Understatement.

[@__JP__]

"When we find them missing" dammit John, don't go there! how do they FIND THEM missing?! is it like waking up dead? augh, my head hurts

[@TheSolBlader]

@trash. Can't wait for the fuII version!

[@Wolfness]

Tbh John is the only youtuber I like who makes "Random Horror Games" videos because he is so critical. No shade, but too many youtubers act fake scared and keep playing bad horror games like they are serious. I enjoy that he points out when a game is bad and just moves on with it instead of wasting our time playing a boring game

[@monique911]

Same! I can’t watch anyone else.

[@vampirascoffin870]

An hour and 16 mins? My friday is made!!!! Thank you john🤙🏼

[@Crimsontiger133]

In "The Hallway" the model used was an asset given by Epic Games. The Character's name was Severog in their MOBA Paragon.

[@kabakaybug]

John talking about HGTV was so spot on! Especially the bits about the tub, carpet and kitchen! 😂😂😂

[@MichaelJONeill333]

8:10 They totally drew inspiration from the mirrors on the James Web Telescope for that magazine cover art

[@abloodredpearl8565]

YAY! I totally gasped with happiness as soon as I seen the notification for this video. Not just because it is a new upload, but also because it is a random horror games video hee hee!

[@imsoblushing]

56:43 that screaming girl audio is Jessica's audio from Until Dawn where she tries to prank Mike something happened to her after she stands on a fallen tree trunk...the scene has him turn around to her gone and theres the audio scream and then it cuts to another character sequence scene. so yeah that audio was stolen.

[@Meroko26]

Hey John. Always love seeing your videos. Glad to see you fixed the computer problem you were talking about on twitter before. This video was a 50/50 of good bad to be sure. First 2 were good then the hallway one was just uninspired, the one that used the pacify girl wanted to be a lore game but failed. The Momo game was just...something, but nothing good. And yeah I've seen other people play that Siren Head game and get glitches too. Sometimes it spawns at the beginning and gets you and sometimes it's straight up invisible and kills people. You ran into another one of the "glitches"? where it can get you on the radio tower and the gun doesn't work for no reason. I still enjoyed the video though and am looking forward to the next one.

[@heyRakku]

I'm always excited for a new John Wolfe video, but the "Hey guys" slide-in always enhances my excitement. I don't know why, sometimes I even say "hello" back. 😟

[@jamilyn]

Here I am grinning ear to ear about John discussing hardwood floors What has my life come to

[@Bane_Amesta]

The nun looked better from the back that the front lol XD What's up with her face And John, is always nice to hear your spanish, it's actually really good for not using it so often

[@kruz17AllDay]

Why did HGTV John make me laugh? And why did I want more?

[@ruanulisses6650]

Welcome to "random horror games", where i play random horror games. Stares at the câmera

[@Horzzo]

John, I love you. Not like sexual love but appreciation love. I shall enjoy this over hour long video tomorrow afternoon. I enjoy your videos while drifting in and out of sleep relaxing. It's a medical thing, but you really are the best.

[@thunderlordabove420]

I like how you clarified the type of love 😂 because I know people would be saying stupid stuff to that 😂

[@dudeseriously79]

If you love him so much why don't you marry him...lol (dumb refrain) I think he's really cool too. :)

[@not_joemama2736]

Haha! *Sexual love* XD You don't have to clarify!

[@dirtfriend]

do you tell your mom that too? "hey mom i love you but no incest please"

[@hectort1473]

iF yOu loVe hiM sO muCh whY DoN't yOu juSt maRRy hiM?!??!

[@OutlawBardMitula]

John being frustrated by the siren head game is truly tragic because it really IS the best siren head out there. But then I habe never seen siren head camping the watch tower like that

[@lukerode4093]

Thank you for saving me from my boredom. Love the videos John and im sure ill love this one too

[@flowerpower2906]

I always feel tingly in my heart when John speak spanish 50:20 oh my 💕💕💕💕💕

[@spider-man6932]

John your Spanish is really good. I liked a lot listening to it.

[@metameta1427]

John, I just want to thank you for all this great content over the many years. I almost religiously loop back to most of your videos when I'm needing an escape. Your humor and insight is just entertaining. You've helped me more than you'll ever know, and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

[@ellenleatherwood8532]

Thank you John ❤️ perfect way to start a weekend

[@pixelatedgal7448]

I was laughing so hard in the beginning of the spanish game what a day to be bilingual

[@AN-inhSongMinh-]

In the Routine game there’s another ending where u let the alarm clock pass 6:00 to break the routine 😩🥵☺️😚🙃😊🤗🥰😍

[@Bloomkyaaa]

I was hoping he would do that, but he ever did.

[@supersurgeon2]

Dang i would have liked to see that ending

[@GhostofGriever]

John talking about HGTV killed me omg .. “Gertrude really wants her big tub.”