6 Steak Temps (Ketchup - Vampire)

6 Steak Temps (Ketchup - Vampire) 🥩
How do you like your steak cooked?
Results:
Well done: 163F (16% loss)
Medium Well: 153F (12% loss)
Medium: 143F (10% loss)
Medium Rare: 133F (8% loss)
Rare: 123F (5% loss)
Blue Rare: 113F (2% loss)
As a rule of thumb, fattier cuts can be cooked to higher temps while leaner cuts more rare.
Note: these steaks are all sousvide meaning there was no carryover (carryover is the additional rise in temp once taken off the heat source which ranges from ~10-20F degrees). Meaning if you want a medium rare steak as seen in this video (using a pan or grill), you will need to pull the steak off the grill 10-20F degrees prior to 133F degrees.
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[@MaxtheMeatGuy]

How do you like your steak cooked?

[@thehansolo0513]

how do you not like ur steak cooked lmao steak has to be cooked

[@clarkejoseph49]

Well done.

[@Dra0125]

Well done

[@dumbdead8835]

Medium to medium rare

[@justanaverageropesnake9772]

Well done

[@danminaa9259]

"Excellent choice for vampire" Vampire: *"How did you know?!"*

[@augustholst5594]

I actually like that!

[@johne28]

growtopia

[@joshualabadie7506]

I have a question, i'm not from the states but why do u guys eat raw or half cooked foods ?

[@danminaa9259]

@@joshualabadie7506 Nah i only eat 85% wellness steak level, not "raw" like wedium rare or something

[@ericwarr9088]

@@joshualabadie7506 because they are "animals"...

[@thatlittleleaguekid4887]

Dad’s be like I want my steak to be eating my side salad

[@TheDeadOfNight37]

My dad always cooked steak well-done 😅 I never eat steak or porkchops or grilled chicken because my poor father overcooked everything on the grill to a leathery oblivion and I haven't moved past it yet

[@steamaccount2651]

@@TheDeadOfNight37 damn my condolences, see if I’m eating meat I’d prefer not to go out of my way to ruin it and make it unedible because at that point what did it die for I’m not saying they should kill animals, but atleast have the respect to make it edible and try to make it taste good

[@crawlz6226]

@@TheDeadOfNight37bro I can relate. Pops always over cooked it. I like my cow still moving now lmao

[@gnoff6983]

Bro is a steakologist! It's gotten to the point where he can communicate with the steak itself.

[@splattermaster9540]

That should be a chef scientist hybrid job 😂

[@sirpumpkin99]

Nah mate, bro is a steak bender

[@Ward-gz4pf]

🛠️

[@thecoolcongle5128]

The worst part is that the steak is responding

[@kratos4956]

“Well done” is too raw. I prefer “congratulations” holy shit 22k likes????

[@purple_stop_sign]

Congratulations on wasting your time cooking a steak into a rock instead of grabbing one outside

[@444bert]

@@purple_stop_sign w

[@jewishbob7576]

Congratulations would be pure leather

[@fishy2584]

@@purple_stop_sign can't handle someone has different taste than you ?

[@purple_stop_sign]

@@fishy2584 my man its just a joke, sry it made ya upset

[@Chris-rj6vh]

Filipinos be like: Well done is cooked. Everything else is raw

[@rafban4216]

we don't like blood on steak but we eat blood stew...

[@lolomuscousin8850]

@@rafban4216 there is no blood coming out of even a rare steak. The blood is drained from the meat at the butchers. The substance that comes out is myoglobin, a protein. Not blood

[@Pranci]

Even in Italy. I never had a steak since every meat we do here is well done

[@turnoh.sangma1468]

@@lolomuscousin8850 Really well damn didn't know that well learned something new

[@Vladrosewood]

But that's the truth thooo

[@vanplays5216]

You gotta love the people who are like “just tickle the cow and put it on a plate “

[@bojow129]

🤣😂

[@rctruggle2822]

Knock off the horns and slap it on the arse..

[@Taylor-kd9ld]

I wouldn't even wait for a plate

[@SLUGG-Off.]

@23YearsLonely It’s not blood btw, it’s water, fat, and oxygen in the meat. When it surfaces it turns red because of the oxygen reacting with the fat

[@andresaguilarcampoy631]

Better than a rubber steak (well done)

[@dylanhaugan9118]

Waiter: "I'm sorry sir, but we accidentally dropped that steak on a hot pan for a few seconds" Blue rare guy: "Perfect"

[@ethangott3745]

I love how he wasn’t rude about anyone’s opinion

[@billleed5159]

I know right!, some people in the comments just don’t don’t know what an opinion is.

[@Beerky_]

Also him ‘Perfect choice if ur a vampire’

[@ethangott3745]

@@Beerky_but if you really thing about it does anyone eat it blue rare

[@Beerky_]

@@ethangott3745 well yea but u know people who enjoy steak tartare exist (me)

[@anonymoususer638]

well the correct option is obvious enough, he didn't need to say anything

[@BigKettleBoy]

“The cow’s still fucking mooing” vs “Graduated with Honours”

[@ryanvoelker6178]

More like "graduated with a bad taste in the mouth" 😅

[@bagofcoolness]

@@ryanvoelker6178nah thats medium rare you’re talkin about

[@jeffryjefferson7476]

@@bagofcoolnessand well done

[@Bugahud]

@@jeffryjefferson7476when I order from restaurants and they ask me how I want my steak, I say “I want it so rare a good vet could have it back up walking around in 10 minutes”

[@tarnthamuaapithorn9161]

Lol

[@aliyahmack2897]

I grew up in a household that believed anything under well-done was uncooked. I tried my first medium-well steak recently and it was the best decision I ever made. Baby steps, baby steps.

[@christosbinos8467]

I was exactly the same. Well done my entire life... Didn't even know medium rare existed. Then I heard some chef on TV talk about it and I went to a good steakhouse and ordered medium rare. I never went back to well done, not even medium.

[@tamerialyn]

Girl yesss! I went up to medium well and I was like hold up this is goodddd. Now I wanna go up to medium

[@FonicsSuck]

I'm so sorry

[@cpbeslidin3611]

@@tamerialyn medium is fire 🔥. I went to outback ordered medium that mug came out well done I was pissed 😂

[@Andrew-sv3ck]

Medium is a really good balance - it’s definitely “cooked” but not tough or over cooked.

[@mrredstonia]

Well done stands for: "Well.. That steak is done.."

[@hgbbccchcccvvb8226]

From "dont eat me, im still alive" to "uncle owen and aount beru" in one short...

[@fenyx4190]

Ah. My mother wasn’t a fan of this list. She preferred “leather.”

[@datboiiii64]

💀💀💀

[@pizzamanattack5881]

💀💀💀

[@myass1547]

💀💀💀

[@apegang7912]

☠️

[@l.d.cfilms4363]

💀💀💀

[@abi_abe]

Bleu rare, otherwise called "I forgot to cook it."

[@tioetiopepepe1899]

not bad

[@mratethose1686]

Blue rare is overcooked

[@mratethose1686]

@new account what

[@alexreeves2686]

Facts, I’m a rare to medium guy and blue rare is to far

[@stegosaurus206]

@new account facts

[@jayvardy]

Steak - Med Rare Prime Rib - Medium

[@Idothesui]

Gordon Ramsey has entered the chat. [Gordon_Ramsey]: “This steak is practically cremated, you Yankee Doodle donkey!”

[@bradpearson2628]

one time when a waiter asked my grandfather how he wanted his steak cooked, his reply was "tell the cow about fire" and that's pretty much my understanding of blue rare

[@aarivsinghvi6587]

Grandfather is wild

[@jaredbrothers1344]

I've been laughing at this for 5 minutes now. Hot damn I love old people humor.

[@titaniac3037]

reminds me of my grandpa who likes to eat raw ground beef straight out of the fridge

[@RazvanYON]

XD he just wanted to take a bite out of the cow

[@Astalos-ub4by]

@@titaniac3037 is he german?

[@callbacked8974]

Bro blue rare... There is literally a chance you can still save the cow

[@tobytheimposter]

🤣 made my day that's so true

[@liljeanx]

legendary = Alive Cow

[@mogarcia9755]

A lot of the way other countries/cultures like thier meat is the quality of the meat in those areas, and handed down from ancestral methods of cooking meat believing cooking it well to kill any germs or parasites

[@oblo7389]

Hey I love blue rare

[@jadedoptimistt]

@@Robloxh9lp why bring race into this?

[@123RADIOactive]

As a vampire, I see that blue rare steak 🥩 as a absolute win 😅

[@KevinFirst]

You must be white

[@LifeChoiceQu]

My asian mom confirms everything except well done is raw💀

[@insertnamehere7765]

I prefer my steak to be Gordon Ramsey telling me “fantastic work”

[@guywebster8018]

That cho-duh wouldnt know steak if he hit a cow on the wrong side of a road. He needs to take a trip down to the lone star state and check his tone. 😂

[@kyoki6620]

​@@guywebster8018 alright guy Webster, anything to back your self up

[@guy4717]

So medium rare

[@ZqTi0]

@@kyoki6620 Yes, he graduated from online culinary school.

[@leventinmytown]

As long as he doesn't say "well done" im with you 😂

[@hqha69420]

I usually like my steak when I go, “oh shit the steak”

[@limejelo]

"Shit bro you burnt it" "No it's...it's perfect"

[@godofgames9317]

Fr

[@Mvoay]

Why does everyone on KZbin put quotations for everything “he did this” - lol

[@f.b.iagent2134]

So true 😂😂

[@CornflakeGoober]

@@Mvoay why not?

[@viniciusmagnoni6492]

I guess I'm a Vampire.

[@JustoofinYT]

How would you like your steak? me: actually cooked.

[@Dylanj8795]

Ok?

[@CrisR067]

Ok?

[@JustoofinYT]

@@CrisR067 shut up bot

[@Katiebo008]

Not the blue rare ppl getting mad at your comment💀

[@LaurenElizabethYT]

I work in a kitchen, we refer to “blue rare” as “moo rare” 😅

[@gtvx03]

😐

[@adagiostan1938]

😐

[@real5763]

lmao

[@IamPORT1]

So the steak is still breathing?

[@derickvera573]

😐

[@funnis5541]

“I want that steak so rare that it’s still breathing”

[@Mazzydegamer]

Eat well done.this guy eat raw meat and blood

[@cogs_and_oil3989]

May I intest you in a child

[@EvanToland09]

I love going to the farm and taking bites out of the animals

[@DuckInGameStop]

reminds me of when Gordon Ramsay said "this squid is so raw it's still telling SpongeBob to fuck off"

[@an0970]

@@Mazzydegamer well done is basically eating rubber boots lol have fun with that 😂😂😂😂😂 no flavor lol don’t go into cooking bro it’s not for you.

[@FrostyPixelsOG]

Depends on the cut. Ribeye caps do well up to 135F (mediumish) Filet Mignon around 131 or so. Leaner cuts, lower temps for sure. Regular ribeye (not the cap) is good anywhere between 130 and 135, depending on the fat content, more fat, higher temp.

[@vyrnogtag]

Fun fact: Well done steak is actually dry asf.

[@Amirscents]

Well done doesn’t have to be cooked til dried out not can’t be fun fact if it’s not a fact

[@Katiebo008]

No it’s not if you make it correctly. Making comments like this clearly show yall like your steak still mooing

[@vyrnogtag]

@@Katiebo008 Okay? It’s my opinion, and i certainly didn’t ask if you liked your steak well cooked. Yes, you’re correct. I like my steak mooing.

[@Katiebo008]

@@vyrnogtag that was not an "opinion" but ok. you got so mad over the truth

[@vyrnogtag]

@@Katiebo008 That is an opinion. We all have different opinions like you like you’re steak well done when i like mine medium rare. Think before you speak buddy.

[@books2118]

Most good vets could bring that blue rare thing back to life

[@sincerelysarcastic1494]

One mans opinion

[@Xziuto]

@@sincerelysarcastic1494 yup

[@suntzu5738]

Didn’t see this same comment 209 times already…

[@alunesh12345]

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[@books2118]

@@alunesh12345 ok

[@bryansteven8555]

I grew up with a “well done” type of family. I had an obsession with Gordon Ramsay cooking videos and it’s the only reason I tried medium and medium rare cuts. Best choice ever, I love the look of disgust my family gives me when they see me bite into a medium rare steak

[@tcrtizukey1440]

Same

[@ronn6771]

You mind sharing? Never tasted a steak before. Well before 2022 but it still counts right?

[@RappingMonika]

Me too

[@bryansteven8555]

@@ronn6771 bro. I would cook you a steak on me anytime as long as it’s med to med rare, it’s all yours.

[@911bomberdude8]

Same lmao

[@theme_greatest383]

I like my steak cooked legendary.

[@tomassiqueira5172]

I prefer a Mythic level.

[@thanchoul2754]

"Anything above blue rare is a tyre" -🧛

[@dimondboy5090]

I agree

[@toddwilliams938]

I don't want the steak still moving!🐮

[@ZIMOU2014]

Any steak for me is a tire

[@no_social_skill1369]

Agreed

[@FlawdaBwoy07]

Tire*

[@ThatCoolDog12]

“Sir how would you like your steak?” “Blue rare” “Okay sir, your cow- I mean steak is walking right there.”

[@joshsowerbutts]

Am I having a fucking stroke?

[@theslavemotivator3571]

Huh?

[@Rogue5490]

“Okay, Jeff, come on. Come on over to the plate. It’s your turn.” there i fixed it for people who dont use their brain

[@Sam_Wich]

What?

[@pivotfever]

he's walking the cow to the table

[@_______916]

Well done

[@sauceisdaboss]

113° is so crazy. A dang hot tub gets hotter than that.

[@sycjun]

“Unless you’re a vampire” It’s morbin time🧛‍♂️

[@damon3459]

Cringe

[@Youssef_82]

@@damon3459 Morbius is not cringe 👿

[@ryusoma]

@@damon3459 no 👿

[@thehomelander3407]

@@damon3459 facts

[@thehomelander3407]

@@Youssef_82 it is

[@supanerdreviews4056]

“From blue rare to well done how do you like your steak” Moo rare

[@ohmagod]

Might as well eat the cow alive

[@Rip_Maq]

Red rare lol

[@supanerdreviews4056]

@@Rip_Maq no get it? Cause blue rhymes with moo and blue rare is like steak sushi

[@Rip_Maq]

@@supanerdreviews4056 Ik I'm just joking bc is red thats why

[@343JustMe]

I prefer it mythical but to each their own

[@Joe.D.780]

mediums always been my go too lol

[@rudolpd3009]

"Sir, how do you like your steak?" "Umm, Mythycal"

[@RigoSilva]

“Blue rare. Excellent choice if you’re a vampire.” 😂😂. I had a really good blue rare steak when I was in Florence, Italy.

[@jaimecastel8991]

In Europe we eat rare and blue, and its the best way to taste a good dry aged meat

[@TheRealXael]

You must've had a fiorentina steak, then. It's so good, isn't it. Here in Italy there's this common sense that every meat under well-done is literally raw. As a blue rare to medium rare type of guy, it hurts me so much.. everytime my family is making steak I have to discuss with them. At least here in Florence they serve excellent blue rare steaks.

[@RigoSilva]

@@TheRealXael it’s still, literally, the best steak I’ve had in my life to date. I can’t wait to go back and have it again.

[@TheRealXael]

@@RigoSilva So glad you liked the food, hope your stay was as good.

[@Urfav_alien]

Blue rare is raw and has blood!!!

[@spidronic3709]

Me: "We can't afford steak"

[@KB-cc5qx]

Laughs in poor

[@spych0gilr533]

Pain 💔😂

[@tangtang_514]

Same

[@citizenofthebikinibottom5617]

U can cook one from a store, they cost like $5

[@andreichiorean4450]

@@citizenofthebikinibottom5617 true

[@joquin4618]

Blue RARE for perfection

[@Codeman887]

"Wipe its ass, walk it through the fire and onto the table"

[@doralevitt2879]

😆😆😆

[@mrtablefortwo4455]

So show leather

[@Codeman887]

@@mrtablefortwo4455 Bingo

[@lanternius3812]

“We serve food here, sir.” Nah fr tho this sounds like a bubblebass order lmfao

[@BlickiMinaj]

@@lanternius3812 FR

[@deejayencontro4113]

"Excellent choice if you're a vampire" that was good 😂😂😂

[@kevins4213]

It's funny but it's not blood it's myoglobin.

[@spiralspark8523]

@@kevins4213 too many people "joke" about people who like well done, cant take someone joking about rarer?

[@cellocraze]

In the outtakes, you see the Blue rare jumping off the table trying to escape.

[@Arg478]

I like blue rare, my preferred meat dish is something called beef tataki. It's beef that's been lightly seared so there's just a tiny bit of cooked meat and a bit of a crust, sliced really thin, and served in some sort of sauce that I forgot with shallot paste and things like that. I'd like to see you make that, I've been wanting to learn how for a while.

[@snortingmydeaddad]

Sounds heavenly

[@cloud4gaming360]

From where I grew up, everyone eat well done only here, anything below it, we perceive it as still "Raw". Would love to try medium rare in a western steakhouse one day, but it is not cheap 😌

[@gamecarnival2024]

Medium rare in my and most people's opinions is the best. It's juicy, still has that flavorful browned outside, tender, perfect. I'd definitely recommend trying it.

[@daltonastbury5568]

where do u live if u don’t mind?

[@gamecarnival2024]

@@daltonastbury5568 I'm wagering up north, NY maybe

[@somewhatnotable8099]

@@gamecarnival2024 I’d actually wager outside the US, maybe around the Philippines or Malaysia.

[@rselby0654]

I’m gonna guess you’re from mexico. Lol

[@MarcoMa210]

'Rare" is too overcooked, i prefer "Impossible"

[@theunitdstatesarmy]

Legendary

[@mistersebaa6245]

So you guzzle down cow jizz?

[@Ewyn4851]

Damn You just made it to a plant based slab of meat

[@imagine8398]

Im more of an epic type of guy

[@BETO1P]

I prefer cow

[@eiramiam9703]

Fun story about Sean Brady…he used to live next door to one of my friends. We were all out back partying one night and my boy, who took Krav Maga for like 3 months, told Brady he could choke him out. Needless to say, my boy was on the ground in a similar arm bar about 4 seconds into it. 😂 He’s a cool dude.

[@DVreal-bt5oh]

"Hello. How would u like your steak?" "I want coal"

[@DarkSpartanFTW]

When I cook steak myself, I’m going for medium rare. Whenever I go out to eat, I’m gonna ask for it medium, since it’s generally easier to cook and I don’t usually have to worry about it being too red for me.

[@Interrr._]

Fr it’s like you get the wrong thing ex. “ can you made the steak medium rare” it’s ends up medium or rare like wtf they can’t get it right they don’t need to cool

[@neow6289]

@@Interrr._ My mother took me to an expensive restaurant for my birthday, it was my first time, since I never tried a steak before after seeing it on KZbin I asked for medium rare, only to get a rare steak

[@Bozza36]

I usually find they always under do it.

[@Snow-hd4yk]

@@neow6289 same bro i always ask for my chicken to be medium but it comes out rare

[@juanitacolette5766]

eww

[@vuittonangel]

I love blue steak, a good vet should be able to bring it back to life

[@JamesTheDarkLarry2828]

The cow is still mooing -Gordon Ramsey

[@squilliamfancyson5695]

No you need to get the rest of the corpse then then you need a blood sacrifice from a virgin octopus

[@bruh-ib5hz]

@@squilliamfancyson5695 not just that, you'll have to hold your breath under water for precisely 12 minutes and 22 seconds, climb mount Everest 32 times and survive 47 days 16 hours 13 minutes and 15 seconds in the wilderness to train your soul

[@mattblack9161]

Frankensteer

[@shudeepta]

May I interest you in the "legendary" steak?

[@gabrieldejongh1531]

"How would you like your steak sir?" "Cremated"

[@kevinabraham9502]

My family always gave me the impression that if the meat has pink, is under cooked and I hol harderly kept this for a long time until my CEO of the Real Estate company im in, took me and a couple others for dinner. Thats where I first tried medium rare steak. Ever since that day, thats all I eat. 🥩

[@humannomore7759]

"If you're a vampire" Or French. Or the two just basically mean the same thing

[@Vaylon.]

Can confirm that being in Paris for any longer than a few hours will turn you into a vampire, which is inconvenient cause we love garlic

[@the_manchovie1795]

@@Vaylon. and snails.

[@Evasty]

what? i’m french but i don’t get it why are we supposed to like our meat raw?

[@humannomore7759]

@@Evasty Y a que en France que j'ai l'option d'avoir un steak bleu

[@Vaylon.]

@@Evasty steak bleu, tartare

[@Owl_Kosky]

Blue rare is fine with me. Honestly, Still Mooing would be great.

[@EvilStewartGilligan]

still mooing is legendary raw is epic the cow fetus is mythic

[@_C0GW0LF_]

@Fweej The overseer what

[@Aljam10000]

@@_C0GW0LF_ he said this cow won't shut the hell up with its mooing

[@soccershoes3231]

Thats disgusting! And a good way to get sick! Yuck! 🤮🤢🤮

[@creeperzombie6996]

@@soccershoes3231 It's not, it is cooked, bozo.

[@phizzlefoshizzlemynizzle6131]

I like it partially burnt.🥩

[@rikob8479]

Always rare forsure .. only time I need blue rare is if I'm drinking whiskey or if I'm hurting 😂

[@Guy_OFFICIAL]

I like my steak when it says “moo”

[@artcruz4858]

😂

[@steffensaelens6664]

W comment xD

[@Newguyatwork]

Legendary steak

[@thefirstkaym]

Huge L

[@thefirstkaym]

Egend

[@Shiroyashasama]

“ except choice if you’re a vampire “ I didn’t even know blue was a degree of cooking meat

[@user-db4lk7yg3o]

it's Bleu, cuz it's french

[@joshuadouglass8225]

It’s raw beef that’s been seared, it’s great on prime rib

[@LebronShaqthe2nd]

it’s pretty good actually

[@jacobrichter9562]

It is excellent. Obv the steak is warm you usually heat it to 125 or so and just sear the outside. Takes about a minute on each side, plus you retain all of the texture of the muscle and most of the hemoglobin

[@joshuadouglass8225]

@@jacobrichter9562 blue rare isn’t cooked, it’s raw beef seared.

[@VanGangnesTheVideoMaker841HD]

“It’s fucking RAW!” - Gordon Ramsay

[@TM26Slippy]

I didn't get it for a while because family from out the US so we're bred on well done, but living in US I'm the only family member to want to understand the different cuts and cook, never understood medium rare but that size difference compared to the amount of juices lost, this was one of the coolest side by sides I've seen, my man can really cook! Thank you big dawg! I'm slowly changing my families understanding of juicy and cooked steak, I gotta work on the perfect tech for the famo!

[@MrChilili]

I’ll never forget when I was younger ordering a steak once the waiter asked how I would like it done and I misheard him and said “yes”

[@mr.ifuckeverythingisee9806]

"Sorry we don't do that anymore. The last time we did this, the kitchen was on fire."

[@HibiscusDonkey]

I never got my super salad 🙁

[@n00n1n]

You must've meant to say"fuck yes"

[@rosco6412]

I like my bite directly out of the living cow.

[@Dino.001]

Relatable

[@papercutponi4963]

So blue

[@eliahscorella]

Same , bud, same🥵🫦

[@sergiorediaz]

Owww yeah!!

[@humongousfungusamongus3871]

Reminded me of the end of The Howling...bartender asks someone "How do you want your steak?" Camera moves in on a beautiful female & she says "Rare" while smiling devilishly @ the camera.

[@chineseguy835]

How would you like your steak? “Galactic”

[@Chantubegamer]

"If it ain't cook to the brink of dryness it ain't cooked" - Gandi Probably.

[@sadsouppp4363]

I will eat that shit raw as long as its not dry and taste good

[@ronne3862]

ahh yes the famous cow eater

[@thatguy326]

-hitler

[@somepos69420]

Gandi🤦🏻‍♂️

[@itskelvinn]

Gandhi was too busy sleeping with his children nieces

[@TheHateCorp]

Best request I've ever gotten for a blue steak as a chef: "The guest specified: he'd like you to take a hot skillet, beat the cow to death with it and carve off a steak"

[@harryballz9486]

At Andre lindkvist. That’s a new one. Here in Canada they just tell you “Shine its horns, wipe its ass and walk it through the kitchen.”

[@DieuDeMort]

My dad had a Russian buddy who would order... Either his steaks or his burgers, can't remember which, as just straight up raw. When he was asked exactly how 'rare' by confused servers, his response was, "I want you to put it on a plate, and walk past the grill." And the funniest part is, it's not an anecdote like "I want to hear it mooing" he meant it seriously.

[@stargazer1998]

@@DieuDeMortwhat

[@DieuDeMort]

@@stargazer1998 What's there to not understand?

[@stargazer1998]

@@DieuDeMort it’s less confusion and more “what the fuck’

[@notbadsanta]

Medium is always a solid choice.

[@Konman804]

I'm someone who's mom only believed in cooking well done steaks, so it took me a while but medium rare steaks topped with chimichurri are now my go to.

[@autobotCRSHR]

Max: Talking about 6 ways to cook a steak Me: What about the other 4 ways?! Frozen, Raw, Burnt, and Cremated?!

[@kirti3839]

Those are dlc

[@cameronbartlett856]

I think you mean just burnt and cremated. Let's not forget charcoal though

[@TinNguyen-rl2xr]

How about blended

[@daltonastbury5568]

well done is cremated and medium well is burnt

[@EvilStewartGilligan]

cremated is congratulations raw is epic

[@ohno676]

I love the blue rare one, the taste make me insane, and with rice combination its fantastic

[@coltonpainter6446]

The perfect mixture of rare and medium rare for anything bms9+ and medium rare for anything less than that 😊

[@Silliestgoober_alive]

“Hello sir how would you like your steak?” “I want it to moo” “Pardon sir?” “MAKE MY MEAT MOO”

[@mattmattmatt2683]

No.

[@morosovbenediq2923]

​@@mattmattmatt2683yes

[@grzyb11]

Idk man stick an airhorn in there or sum shit either that or make it blue rare

[@cyberdemonsclan5420]

AYO 💀

[@Silliestgoober_alive]

@@cyberdemonsclan5420 😏😏😏

[@ARandom_rizzler]

" excellent choice if you're a vampire " - max

[@VERY_RAREQ50RS]

💀

[@theunclecappy4846]

Call me Dracula

[@MrSlapyyy]

A very wise man's words

[@Sambo.Official]

Bro the first one so raw that I gotta be careful that it doesn’t run of the plate

[@zeromechdragon700]

Blue rare to rare sounds delicious right now!

[@joshgaming1585]

"Rare is too raw." *casually cooks mythical every time he cooks*

[@justgaming9592]

Naa legendary is better

[@Kenshin6321]

Hank: firm with a little give, these steaks are medium rare. Bobby: what if someone wants theirs well done? Hank: we ask them politely, yet firmly to leave.

[@Soxruleyanksdrool]

Who?

[@ryanvoelker6178]

Amen to that. 😅

[@aidanmcomie9498]

Bobby: also the more you cook it the more you lose vitamins like iron and calcium Hank: Jesus Bobby they're minerals

[@mysterymastermind175]

Was looking for this one

[@Alithebost]

I forgot that no one asked

[@crimsonamogsus7351]

That blue rare is still eating the side salad💀💀

[@Realtor436]

I like my steak so rare that it’s trying to eat my side salad

[@JimmyPizzaDelivery]

Honestly, I grew up with Well-Done, and despite people saying it's the worst, she cooked steak pretty well nonetheless. Medium-Rare is good too, honestly anything above Blue-Rare is a win for me.

[@brycen910]

agreed.

[@naji_moarmy6808]

S-she? 😅

[@hackerquin9490]

@@naji_moarmy6808 assuming they meant their mother?

[@sleeponyourbednotjinsvocal2206]

@@hackerquin9490 yea

[@JimmyPizzaDelivery]

@@hackerquin9490 You'd be correct.

[@fluffykitty7480]

"You were my brother Anakin" is the best

[@DoctorCyan]

😂😂😂

[@PanHaszaman]

Hahahahahaha 🤣🤣😂

[@askefn]

I like the "You were supposed to destroy the sith not join them!" Better

[@ProjectSparkTM]

I'm a fan of Well done, but I can tank a medium well down the hatch if I have to. I love how people add all kinds of sauces, toppings, spices, and flavors to well done's taste. People criticize it a lot, but I think it's a good bed for your other flavors to lie in.

[@Fact_Checker_911]

Guess I’m a vampire since I like my ribeyes blue rare💪

[@hamham_6411]

as a half-blood vampire can confirm that blue rare looks actually pretty good

[@guidedexplosiveprojectileg9943]

As a Malkavian, I can agree.

[@user-sr5mc4rq5x]

a pretty good conversation

[@Sev-Snape-98457]

As the the legit Half-Blood Prince, I can also confirm that blue rare is amazing.

[@chilIzVR]

BRO I SWEAR I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO BADLY WANTED BLUE RARE

[@HarmonyOC]

Im not experts, what dose half-blood vampire means

[@TheChosenGamer_TCG]

“Keep pushing bertha! It’s a baby boy!”

[@user-sr5mc4rq5x]

Nobody: Me having a conversation with the blue rare steak

[@patricktoone9639]

How does this man always succeed to make my mouth water 🤤

[@cixio9160]

PPPPPAUUUSEEE

[@Stormy120]

Ayooooooo that's sus

[@MuscleCarLover]

Medium rare for me. A good balance of juiciness and temperature when it's served up

[@TheNocturnalEvil]

From “The cow is still fucking mooing” to “You were my brother Anakin. I loved you”.

[@jacksonphilip5488]

Medium to medium rare, love both

[@vfinesse1430]

Aka raw

[@chickensandwich8828]

@@vfinesse1430 aka with flavor

[@McMossy]

@@vfinesse1430 lol so you just eat shoe leather is that it?

[@vfinesse1430]

@@McMossy yes

[@McMossy]

@@vfinesse1430 sad.

[@luv7164]

"Still chewing on the grass"

[@ronplayzroblox6355]

"moooooo"

[@sky3488_]

“how would you like your steak cooked?” “no thank you”

[@Stopthecap243]

“Honey the steak is eating the grass in our lawn again”

[@gustavchambert7072]

For a good filet, I honestly prefer blue rare. Most other cuts I go for rare to medium rare.

[@quanthedom6595]

Blu rare was literally still chewing grass

[@miqondatrack]

"How would you like your steak?" Me: Not raw!

[@carlwheezer653]

So you want your steak to be leather, also rare is not raw.

[@qiqiwantscocogoat3642]

@@carlwheezer653 say that to filipinos. We all have our preferences.

[@mcildottore5002]

@@qiqiwantscocogoat3642 EMERGENCY FOOD

[@zeromaruuuu]

@@carlwheezer653 i think he meant for the steak not to literally be raw my guy

[@mattblack9161]

@@qiqiwantscocogoat3642 well done makes the meat carcinogenic. There’s preference and then there’s giving yourself cancer meat on purpose.

[@wileycyote1969]

Honestly my favorite Steak is Medium Rare and the ONLY reason is because that’s the only way my family cooked meat so that’s all I grew up knowing😂 now that my Palate understands there are different ways to cook meat, I still choose medium rare 10/10 times😂

[@Titoroski187]

Well-done: for those who don't blink when they sneeze