6 Videogame Jobs We'd Hate To Have

[@dien00b31]

That poor guy who has to light all the candles inside dangerous dungeons...

[@talltroll7092]

No, the Dungeon Illumination Guild is clearly composed of the most badass people in any game world. They can get in and out of ANY location, including hidden ones, trapped ones and all boss rooms, leaving no trace, and terrifying every enemy in the game into leaving them alone. They are also clearly so rich and blinged out, that even the end-game artifacts dropped by optional bosses are like vendor trash to them, because they never even take them, or touch any of the huge piles of treasure that accumulate in said dungeons. That is living, my friend

[@WizzyCap]

A guard in Dishonored because not only are you on the side that loses, but you are constantly living under the threat of being killed by a supernatural assassin who can't be bothered to complete the game on low chaos

[@Dean444ful]

Sam Mocock at least you can gather for whiskey and cigars though...

[@yvonnedonohoe9557]

Sam Mocock I can't bring myself to beat the dishonored games on high chaos it's just too cruel

[@shubhankar2508]

Wouldn't wanna be a doctor working for the Fireflies.

[@zacfisher8737]

Shubhankar Parijat a doctor in any game would suck think about how many people the many protagonist kills .

[@thenextcell]

zac fisher That's where the money at

[@Uri2097]

Have your like, sir.

[@Thehulksterbeast]

Shubhankar Parijat yeah that will not end well

[@aaron75fy]

yeah well they had dozens of chances to get it right but blundered each chance and they thought they'd succeed because...

[@RFIGAMING]

" skyrim shop owner "I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 😂

[@donkeymanusa6364]

Well, Belethor's shop is currently up for sale, just don't investigate the strange smell in the closet.

[@thepursuer2401]

Skyrim gaurd they all have arrows in there knee

[@legendarynoobz]

I'd hate to be a regular soldier in the Witcher's world lol.

[@blazeofglory4053]

A regular soldier in any game ever.

[@hannesc.9823]

legendarynoobz just bought the gameeee

[@amyhoard1222]

I'd hate to be Ceri cause she spends most of the game being chased away by someone.

[@aaron75fy]

AMY HOARD except "Ciri" (not Ceri) is a person not a job

[@deathbykonami5487]

Except the "Black Ones" from Nilfgaard, they always win Temeria, no chance Redania, no chance Kaedwen, no chance in hell

[@TheAyaReina]

Hollie sarcastically sitting and not healing ungrateful teammates is me as a healer lmao

[@marhawkman303]

Oh yeah playing a healer in an MMO can be super frustrating. As a tank it's your job to get hit in the face so the healer doesn't though. :p

[@juliana667helsing]

I thought this would be a list of 6 shitty jobs in game development, like bug fixing or whatever.

[@ladyflower611]

Print.It.Black sameee

[@aaron75fy]

uh...why?

[@shashwatpunjabitech9227]

Rob wants to be a pirate so he could ROB people hahahahha

[@WhiteFangofWar]

A pirate Rob was meant to be Trim the sail and roam the sea

[@inspectorjavert8443]

Rob's RAPIER wit would serve him well as a Pirate. But I think he may be too much of a LOOSE CANNON to do a good job. Lets face it he's KNOT going to be a fast sailor either. I simply cannot FATHOM him being successful. We can't FORCE the issue. Forget Rob, that SHIP HAS SAILED!

[@EriksAnarchy512]

He robbed and he pillaged Every town, and every village! Sailed as far as the eye could see, For a pirate, Rob was meant to be.

[@mhardie100]

Shashwat Punjabi 100 TH LIKE

[@undertakernumberone1]

A Pirate he was meant to be, trims the sales and roams the sea!

[@bella_iris]

Hollie, you make a really good point about White Mages (or healers), especially in MMOs. I usually play DPS, but I felt like trying something new in one of my MMOs and tried to be a healer. I managed okay, but it was extremely stressful. It's a key cornerstone position like Tank is, but you're expected to keep up that other cornerstone alive, as well as every one else and if you mess up just slightly and no one dies but a couple people get like, half-dead wounded everyone wants to gripe cuz they have to pop one potion. And suddenly instead of focusing on dealing damage the DPS people start typing and complaining and not paying attention, and then they mess up and suddenly there's like a million enemies on you, the healer. I mean, MP does run out sometimes, and it shouldn't be running out if people took the time to properly dodge and equip gear right? Right? But no, it's my fault. Because I'm the healer. Never again. Back to DPS I go.

[@thisguy6148]

Cop in GTA.

[@skeith195]

Being a cop would be great just make sure your corrupt and it easy in GTA

[@amyhoard1222]

I'd hate to be any random person cop or not in gta your likely to get ran over, shot, or blown to bits with a granade/rocket launcher.

[@aaron75fy]

skeith195 weird idea, an ex cop turned thief for future GTA game AMY HOARD "any person" isn't a job

[@MrFutago87]

Rob the Mouldering: -Hates badgers -Fears hair loss -Damaged by lack of Dr. Pepper

[@buffmando1]

The job I'd hate is anyone wearing a generic uniform in Hitman, you know at some point you're going to be unconscious, in your pants and inside a cupboard or fridge. Then you've got the awkward disciplinary with your boss afterwards about how you let it happen... again.

[@WhitcherJames]

The person who cleans and resets the dungeons for the next hero. There's this dungeon that's not even 10 min. walk from the nearest town and I'm suppose to believe that it's gone untouched for the past Lord knows how long? No way! Someone at some point in time had to have wandered in and made at least some level of progress. Probably several someones. Yet it's always pristine wen you enter. So someone has to be going around, cleaning and resetting those things. Those dungeons are massive, and heroes aren't exactly known to let all the beautiful pots and boxes be. Then you got to reset all the traps and puzzles, and re-hide all the keys. It's a long, tiresome, and thankless job. But worst of all, you can never tell anyone about your job. Oh, and the hours have got to be insane. You get a call at 3 a.m. saying that a hero just completed (Insert dungeon name here) and you've got to get over there and do your thing before the next hero comes along. I bet it ruins relationships.

[@taylor8449]

It's not PlayStation related but in Zelda botw you can get your horse from any stable even if it's in the wild and they have to send someone trekking across the entire world to get your horse back and they don't even get paid

[@rohanjgeorge]

I like this series.. its nice to hear them talk.. Dave is so soothing

[@sarahbethards1983]

I would hate to be an employee of Umbrella Corporation in any capacity. Everyone is expendable, no matter how successful at your job you are. You are replaceable. Or you may even be the subject your own life's work is tested on.

[@Mr-Zyro]

i'd hate to be THAT guy to loose my [insert quest item here] over and over, only to ask adventurers to find it back. every MMO ever.

[@AhJong0]

This is a great feature. The dialogue between the three of you gives it the point of different to Robs Friday Features. Would love to see Delsin visit...

[@Darkside_C7]

Stage cleanup on Mortal Kombat :(

[@oldmandougboy8050]

I thought it was an early Friday feature

[@tans5s496]

same lol

[@doubtme6567]

pretty much the only reason i watch this channel is for the Friday Feature

[@Dynme]

Can't be Friday Feature. It's not a list of 7...

[@cerrobueno]

"The Renaissance would never have happened in Minecraft" - pure brilliance from Nath.

[@jrreogreugerugregreger7486]

Hollie had me cracking up several different times during this. Definitely at the top of her game for this video. Well done.

[@rohanjgeorge]

the worst job would be being an that poor sod who dies at the beginning of the game to set the tone of the game

[@bryansuminski7543]

A soldier in Call of Duty. While you're never going to get bored with amazing job security, the life expectancy is practically zero.

[@blazeofglory4053]

Oh, and there's no exceptions with the whole "Main Character" thing, either.

[@raymondv.m4230]

Worst job huh... hmm... space engineer. Engineering space always goes wrong. "Oy mate! Yea some ship out in the candella quadrant went dead and we need an engineer to join the expedition team to bring the station it crashed into online. Fancy a trip into the far reach of space as the least defensable member of the crew to an unknown and potentially life threatening corner of the universe? No? Too bad! You're all we've got :D have fun, and if any unknown, deadily alien species crops up: use this emergency beacon and we'll get back to you within 5 to 6 business days. Have a good one"

[@zekemorgangaming]

Any engineer or space employee during Dead Space universe, any of the Bid Daddy or Big Sister roles in Bioshock, any police officer in Resident Evil 4. Any students or residents in Resident Evil 6, any interior designer or builder in Rainbow Six Siege and even any citizen in either of the Watch Dogs games

[@TheFilthyCringer]

Probably one of the worst jobs ever would be working at CREO from the Surge. Cause anything that could go wrong does go wrong and you even become a host for nanites, get pierced by metal tentacles, go insane, turn into a literal zombie, melt in acid, choke in gas, get turned into some freaky looking cyborg thing, get crushed or bashed or sliced by your now zombified coworkers, get crushed sliced, bashed or burned by many many industrial rogue robots. Or get your limbs or head cut off by Warren. Such joy.

[@jackandjeffhardy5765]

First of all im thanking Dave for his awesome reactions in this vid. And second how about a vid where "we would love too have that job"

[@occams_blazer]

Do you guys have a gym at your new location? Weighted controllers? Consoles mounted on treadmills? Looks like you're all getting quite fit.

[@wonaldgrump9654]

"I love space." But do you love MySpace? I'll let myself out...

[@jsd4574]

11:13 And this is why hollie is amazing

[@Sacharius]

...so... according to Dave, a distress signal is like a one way space-Tinder? I must confess, I did not know that.

[@swskitso]

how about the carpenter who builds such an amazing hidden door you would never know it was there unless someone showed you, then the painter comes by and colors it a different shade than the rest of the wall

[@FryFlyful]

Honestly thought being a space engineer would be one...like Isaac Clarke...

[@TheGamingMap]

I love how both of Daves jobs are merchants, just in different settings. And if i had to name a horrible video game job, it would be a nameless soldier in any shooter, you know they're all bound to die eventually.

[@morbid6six6]

A farmer, in fallout.. "Oh, yeah.. Raiders have taken my stuff, i sure do hope a vault person comes along to help me.."

[@dylantribble9157]

I thought I was seeing things so I had to do a double take. I love how “Dave Heads ™️” popped up on the subtitles lol lovely

[@PowahSlapEntertainmint]

Hello, I didn't see you there. You've caught me watching a non-Friday feauture.

[@bizarrecult5697]

Loving these Tuesday checklists your personalities are grade a!

[@Timmah200]

These are awesome. Great new series....keep it up!

[@randomperson2502]

"Dave heads" trade marked 🤣🤣

[@mhardie100]

Being a police officer in GTA 5 is basically suicide

[@kiatorrette5631]

Wedge Antilles Yeah the estimated amount of cops I've killed in gta 5 according to my records is well over 2,000

[@amyhoard1222]

Being anyone in gta 5 is bad, doesn't matter whether your some random citizen walking down the street, a cop, a hooker, your chance of living long is non-existent.

[@michaelgelbman8318]

I would hangout with Geralt from the Witcher. Not only does he have such good sarcastic humor and likes to drink but he also has so many great stories he could tell.

[@wanderin_stud499]

That would be an enemy foot soldier of RPGs. Imagine being a goon guarding by some area and the MC's party comes up and decides, 'this place is a good farming spot.'

[@Yahucanon_Ben_Yahuah]

GEEK ALERT: Being a ranger was not a "job". It was more of a birthright, so to speak. The rangers were the scattered remnants of the Dunedain.. the descendants of the "humans" that escaped the destruction of Tol Eressa. These men and women were taller than other "humans" and were gifted with long life due to their ancestors having lived so close to Valinor - The Blessed Realm. Which is why (if you watch the extended cut of The Two Towers) Aragorn said he was 87 years old even though he LOOKED 40 at best. The men and women of Tol Eressa lived hundreds of years. Their (the Dunedain) lifespan was dwindling by the time of LOTR, but they still lived far longer than ordinary people. And - as I said earlier - they were taller. This was not accurately portrayed in the films, but if you played Shadow of Mordor, you will notice that Talion is taller than the other men. The prisoners and whatnot. Ok... I'm done. Lol.

[@PlayStationAccess]

So you're saying less a career, more a calling? :)

[@Yahucanon_Ben_Yahuah]

Lol. No. Well, only if you consider your being born a homo sapien a "calling". It's all a matter of perspective ;)

[@Yahucanon_Ben_Yahuah]

+Denam No, brother. It's literally what they were born into. It's like.. if you were born a frog.. at some point you will probably hop, eh? Is that a calling? Or is it what you were born to do?

[@swskitso]

I can't believe they left out the part about his age. I never knew he was so old. they make it a point to mention hobbits short stature and hairy feet like we couldn't see for ourselves but don't mention something there is no way we would know without being experts at the lore ourselves

[@TheIronDonkey]

I like these Tuesday videos because I need more Hollie in my life.

[@FrostSylph]

Mordor isn't the only place of evil in Middle earth. The rangers of the north have their hands full of monsters and orcs to fight through, and they get even less out of it then the southern ones, as everyone treats them with mistrust and suspicion. They don't even have any backup in the form of the armies/knights of Gondor if things get real serious. (I'm still working my way through Fellowship of the ring so my knowledge of LOTR knowledge is up to Lothlorien in the books and the movies)

[@_Flibble]

Did Dave not get the 'Dress like a goth' memo?

[@JackintheMox]

Hollie - you're wrong. The worst quest giver NPC is the one that triggers an escort quest where the NPC (you) walks too fast for the player to walk aside, and too slow for the player to run next too. Also, the NPC can't fight and you have to /beckon every thiirty steps to get it to follow you.

[@PlayStationAccess]

escort quest can totally do one - Hollie

[@edmessenger6579]

Sherpa in Farcry 4. Just wandering around Himalayan-esque landscapes, alone, carrying around a tonne of merchandise, that you intend to sell to your one customer, who might just shoot you for a laugh, whilst simultaneously trying to avoid being attacked by giant eagles and angry rhinos

[@WolfFenrirHelix]

Redshirt in an army; You KNOW you won't come back from that mission, when the hero will just solo it LIKE A BAUS.

[@mattgrommesh5251]

idea. whats a game you love to play but would hate to live there?

[@BabisIronliver]

This column is great!Keep it up!

[@arslanbabur]

"My trousers are down"-Dave 2017 XD

[@skadimaniac]

so what exactly is the difference between this and the friday feature? except of course for Rob and Nathan? xD

[@thetakeaway9722]

ChilliAndGold probably giving the others more screen time. I've personally got no problem with holly getting more screen time. Lol

[@MickLaBear]

love this series. keep up the good work guys!

[@Tarim06]

Worst job in any game would be a ladder builder for any souls game... Yeh we need you to build 8,000 ladders various sizes and they have to last a looong time - no you can't sign them and you wont even get a brief mention in the lore. (Even the guy you can "buy" a ladder or two from seems pretty shady.) ... or even being the person who built that bloody small ladder in MGS,,, you know which one! :(

[@Jooju413]

Tarim06 SNAAAKE EAAAATER!

[@Finkbird]

Loving the #TuesdayChecklist. This one was hilarious.

[@yopglomusic8872]

AAAAAAHHHHH! WHERE'S ROB?!

[@chrisk4706]

Id quite happily just have a full epsiode of dave speaking about anything. Especially space

[@vileblood_hunter546]

What a day, at first we get Hollie streaming the beautiful Yonder and now it's time for the very entertaining tuesday checklist. Could this day get any better? I think not :D

[@TheEedjit]

Little Farscape reference there by Dave. Rygel Alpha 6.. Damn it man, I'll need to go watch some more of that as I play Elite Dangerous. 👍🤙

[@Rorius]

I thought for sure that the cleaning crew would be mentioned in this, the people who have to clean up the levels of a game after an action hero has shot and beaten his way through hoards of enemies. There is game about it, 'Viscera Cleanup Detail'. I love the premise, would hate the job...

[@nathanstracey2847]

As a Resident of Kent myself I have to say that Mordor is a pretty accurate comparison to parts of Kent. (I'm looking at you, Sittingbourne.)

[@nighthinker]

I dunno if this count but the worst job has to be the "enemy minion". You get bossed around by higher ups , heroes keep coming to kill you for your loot or exp .. and you wont even be remembered , just another minion number 1234. But there is a bright side,you will be revive and once again re-live your misserable life all over again. Favourite enemy : - powerleveling players

[@sneakysunbro6995]

Was really expecting "city guard" to be on here. Imagine, you're patrolling for the 800th time and you see the level 84 battle mage dovakiin walk through the gates. He looks bored and then takes out a legendary dragon bone sword and summons a dremora lord, then sees how many guards, citizens and immortal quest givers he can take down before he reloads his save. Really quite depressing.

[@Mayo_Blast]

skyrim guard... I'd have to take an arrow in the knee and I'm not up for that

[@blazeofglory4053]

It's called "Initiation".

[@Mordamir]

Dave really doesn't want to be a merchant, be it in space or a fantasy wonderland. He just hates merchants

[@johnhales6547]

Hollie, you look amazing in this - really funny as usual everyone - thank you x

[@Ernesto87]

Lab assistant at Umbrella, cos you have to help the scientist with handling the t-virus and conducting really horrifying experiments that will end up with you and the rest of the staff dead.

[@7Lee7]

I love this: "The renaissance would never have happened in Minecraft"

[@Danmarinja]

When do you think they'll stop referring to the Tuesday Checklist as their new series at the start of the video?

[@PlayStationAccess]

When I choose to update the template script, my friend - Nath

[@randomperson2502]

PlayStation Access so never??

[@thetakeaway9722]

PlayStation Access ha :)

[@jerzh9366]

Tuesday! Yeah! New tuesday feature!

[@TheRabidArtist]

I think the job is hate the most is that one you never see... the cleaner. You know, the guy that goes into the asylum or the resE house after all the story is done to clean it all up. The murderer or monster or psycho family is dead, the hero has been carted off victorious, the cops or guards are finished getting all the details... and there's just the guy with the mop that has to clean up the blood and gore, un-nail the corpses from the walls, scrape the black horror sludge off the walls... That guy. I'd probably take a gas can and some matches everywhere cuz there's NO WAY that place is reselling anyways.

[@wiggy1212]

Love it. thanks for making!

[@deathbykonami5487]

Berserker, or tank, they're the ones that only have skills that make them a bigger target for enemies

[@Skaitania]

Guard. Anywhere. Either you end up being murdered by the hero. Or being murdered in the background. Best case you can hope for is standing in a corner watching the scenery until you have to complete your patrol far away from any mission critical areas. Unless its Skyrim...someone will inevitably shout you INTO mentioned scenery.

[@sh0tbEaN]

Good video guys this feature is becoming my favorite or the lot.

[@roachxyz]

My aunt would sit there for hours building huge extravagant buildings.

[@TotalAnimeFreak456]

Been watching this channel since 2014, only just now realizing that their pics are them making the PlayStation's face button symbols with their hands/arms (Nathan = X, Holly = Circle, Rob = Square, Dave = Triangle) lol

[@weskerend507]

Loving these!

[@BecauseOfDragons]

Rangers of the North were dealing with Angmar and stopping the threat of the rise of Sauron's agents there. So, it isn't all flowers and bunnies...I mean most of it is, they live near Hobbiton and they can eat some good food...but there are still bad guys.

[@samulaaksonen5844]

For a second I thought it was friday :(

[@deathbykonami5487]

Rangers have a pretty sweet gig, but being a Ranger stationed at the Black Gate on the border between Gondor and Mordor is a no go (they're like George R.R. Martin's Night's Watch from Game of Thrones)

[@Helbereth]

It might be fun to be the guy on the bridge of the protagonist's ship who sits in the back playing Galaga...

[@sleepyros]

The rangers of the north are actually really really badass, but then again, they probably have the same life as the ones in the south, maybe even worse.

[@stashbanditloot4494]

Hello, you’ve caught me trying to catch the person who took the last entry

[@shedofchaos]

"They're not orcs, they're uruks" lol

[@mononophoenix2752]

I'd hate to be a normal soldier on any side that opposes the main character. "Pay? Oh wait......... I'm dead................."

[@mdngaming]

I was a great healer in my DnD group, I hated it at first but then I was like, wow look who needs me again :)

[@simonlper5411]

The viseogame job I would hate the most would be like a standard friendly NPC, like the rebels in Far Cry 4, because they can only watch all the cool things the main character does

[@simonlper5411]

or all the guards in Skyrim, like how awful would it be to be shot in knee by an arrow, and then become a guard

[@Irgendwer10]

The first two jobs sound awesome

[@mikes5637]

Nazi sentry in Sniper Elite, or an adventurer in Skyrim who took an arrow to the knee and is now relegated to guard duty at some gate.

[@michaelkrisher]

I'd hate to be a scout or recon unit in any game. It's always their disappearance (which inevitably turns out to be death or mutation into an alien monster) while investigating that brings the main character into action. So they are dead or an enemy before the game even starts.

[@madbrosheo1514]

I'd hate being the one to paint all those climbable ledges white for the protagonist. But, hey, someone's gotta do it.

[@ChaosYami]

in my opinion being the player's npc compainion is the worst job yea they can woe you or marry you but in combat you're fodder like in star wars the old republic online you can suddenly have your equipment changed as you go from healer to tank. in Skyrim you're just a pack mule you cant die unelss the player kills you but one misplaced shout while your down boom KO. and other things.

[@apollyonkatastrefia1586]

id hate to be a soldier in fallout, any one but mainly new vagas where you hear about all the atrocities that are being commited by ceasars legions and you know that there's just no way to stop them.

[@TheEedjit]

Damn I hope Hollie is never walking by when I get knocked down. 😂😂

[@fullmetalarshole]

love the chuesday checklist

[@kiwinuva]

i live in Kent and yes, Mordor is like the Kent of middle-earth