7 Cute Pokemon Who Could Kill Everyone on Earth, Easily

These Pokemon are cute, shy, unassuming or even super friendly! However, read into their Pokedex entries and they could easily wipe out humanity, whether they wanted to or not! Eek!
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[@outsidextra]

It's not just the gigantic scary looking Pokemon that have unimaginable power. Check out these friendly and unassuming Pokemon who could totally end humanity. 😱

[@RiversEagle_]

Cute pokemon that could destroy the world? How about Dusklops? It's body functions as a black hole according to it's Ruby pokedex entry. And yeah, like y'all said, black holes are bad.

[@jynx7788]

Not really appropriate considering the Hurricane guys...

[@twinostrich8045]

Thinking about that first entry: If Gardevoir creating black holes is noted in the Pokédex, that probably means it's happened before. And been observed. Damn, the Pokéverse is craaaaay.

[@RiversEagle_]

@@jynx7788 Why would a hurricane make it inappropriate for them to post a video about pokemon destroying the world?

[@marhawkman303]

@@RiversEagle_ Yeah it's hurricane season there's always a disaster.

[@master-of-dreams7455]

Gardevoir is basically “If anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.” the Pokémon

[@partymetroid]

Master-Of-Dreams and him

[@Sableagle]

The smallest hypothetically possible black hole is only 22 micrograms, and would instantly evaporate by Hawking radiation, rather than consuming the Earth or even the trainer. It'd also release about 2 gigajoules of energy in the process, roughly equivalent to 470 kilograms of TNT. I wonder how far away a Gardevoir can do that. It's only a thousand-pound bomb. Far side of a large town's probably safe.

[@WardOfSouls]

Wait, are we talking about Pokemon or that girl from Future Diary now?

[@deusexvesania1702]

@@WardOfSouls Yes.

[@bezerkoid]

Damnit Diaz, control your temper!

[@mothwright5358]

“Aww look at its snoot” a more Ellen sentence has never been spoken

[@MSte21]

I liked her 'It's hotter than the surface of the f***ing sun' myself.

[@twinostrich8045]

look at that snoot droop

[@geekwithglasses2897]

Well if it included a multiple choice question where the answer wasn’t given as a choice then it would be

[@suisui7481]

@@MSte21 was about to comment that

[@bookworm3696]

It's a toof.

[@the117doctor]

6:50 "for reference, that is *HOTTER THAN THE SURFACE OF THE F---ING SUN!!!* " legendary

[@sebastiancalvey1226]

But Not Core? Weak...

[@amane6967]

Gavin Dittmar DONT forget “Its the Jonas Brothers!!”

[@SniperOnSunday]

Just got to that part. Epic

[@jakeromm8943]

LOLZ SO TRUE BEST ELLEN JOKE YET

[@Not_your_ordinary_gelatin_]

@@amane6967 oh gosh

[@littlepanda436]

WHOS THAT POKEMON!? Me: DUGTRIO Outside Xtra: THE JONAS BROTHERS

[@thewhitewolf4968]

Oh Jane haha

[@ProstheticMeat]

Some may think Ellen reacting to an eevee is just a joke but in reality it is just a toned down version of her real reaction

[@alexixeno4223]

In fact all they did was half mention eevee to her to create that reaction.

[@maxvel0city906]

Reminds me of the stories of John Wick, "if anything the stories of his accomplishments have been watered down."

[@threateningfeathers4210]

if they showed her real reaction she would proceed to end all life on earth to get her hands on an eevee

[@Aflay1]

I once played Pokémon Go at Wal-Mart and found out it was a community day with Eevee. I found so many Eevee’s all at once. *I cried.*

[@LadyCeag840]

Ellen's real reaction to an Eevee is a toned-down version of my reaction to a Mew!

[@ManEaterBrainBug]

Pokemon descriptions be like: "This cute fella hibernates in tiny tree holes. Also it will run faster than the speed of light when angered and if it blinks the sun may explode."

[@AlphaCross64]

Pineco ?

[@yraco1232]

But this other one is definitely cute and safe! Except for the part where everything it breathes towards is turned to dust, including the ground if it looks down.

[@gammaray4691]

Isn't that one of the new ones from Sword/Shield?

[@SaikoSoda]

"When angered", said every Pokemon description ever.

[@Dat-Doomba]

See that dog? Yeah that dog. This baby can destroy reality and consume the world in darkness as we know it. When does it do that you may ask? Well it happens when it walks. Cute isn't it :D

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

Releasing a Magcargo from it's Pokeball would cause a sudden massive increase in temperature so severe it would make the air around it explode for miles around, creating multiple vortex storms like tornadoes and hurricanes. I think that's a violation of the Kyoto Initiative.

[@lowpointfair4653]

unfortunatly thats not the case magcargos body is 10,000 degrees celsius, while the core of the sun is 27 million degrees celsius so magcargo is pretty lukewarm if you compare it to the core of the sun still magcargo would make the area that they are in a lot hotter and make the ground melt or anyone that touches it. in that way magcargo is still dangerous just not on the planet destroying side.

[@kaepora66]

​@@lowpointfair4653The temperature of the core of the sun is unknown. It could be the same as the surface. That is simply an estimate.

[@youngkim5909]

Eevee uses fluffly tail! It's super effective! Ellen has fainted.

[@irwanteohardie1652]

Wait 'till she sees a pokemon go eevee with a flower crown, she'll DIE from adorableness

[@noresearch7658]

She ran so she doesn't hert it

[@KitsuneNeko]

Gigantimax Eevee is EXTRA FLOOFY!!! SO MUCH FLOOOOOOOF! Also when it yells it's so cute still...

[@amane6967]

Alex Kim *dead*

[@Lechampion3]

DID SHE DIE

[@thepetermullins]

Prof Oak: You are 10 years old, now go into the long grass and if you return you will be a Spartan.

[@williamfalls]

I trust you with one of these three rare powerful creatures, getting to pick one first over my own grandson. I also trust you enough to receive my mail in the neighboring town. Go, fetch my mail... Then you can get this Pokemon calculator.

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Thanks for digging through my mailbox, kid. Now, go research all the creatures in this world so that I can take all the credit.

[@thunderborn3231]

still waiting for the aparently magical place in the pokeworld where all starter pokemon are caught, seriously what the hell their never in the wild

[@blarg2429]

@@thunderborn3231 PokéRadar and equivalent game mechanics can allow them to be encountered in the wild. One supposes that the starters are bred and raised in captivity anyway.

[@zombiepete]

Kanto Moms: Go, my child. Return with your PokeDex, or on it.

[@lemminglobber1854]

"Which is hotter than the ****ing SUN!" I love you Ellen. Never change.

[@BIGDICKWIZARD]

That moment left me physically shookith

[@beepboprobotsnot3748]

The delivery on that line was so perfect!

[@jasonsorin1021]

Ellen just swore. Does anyone else find this strange?

[@trelauney]

No solid, liquid, or gas should exist at these temperatures. Only plasma. It's the proper reaction.

[@ssblue8832]

@@jasonsorin1021 -- Not at all. I've seen her use the word fuck before, though I can't remember the specific video.

[@proudGDfreak]

The Whismur line deserves a mention. Whismur (Sapphire): Whismur is very timid. If it starts to cry loudly, it becomes startled by its own crying and cries even harder. When it finally stops crying, the Pokémon goes to sleep, all tired out. Cute right? (Emerald): Its cries equal a jet plane in volume. It inhales through its ear canals. Because of this system, it can cry continually without having to catch its breath. It only gets worse from there! Loudred (Fire Red/Leaf Green): When it stomps its feet and bellows, it generates ultrasonic waves that can blow apart a house. Exploud (Ruby): Exploud triggers earthquakes with the tremors it creates by bellowing. If this Pokémon violently inhales from the ports on its body, it's a sign that it is preparing to let loose a huge bellow.

[@turquoiseninju7]

Crap.

[@r.j.penfold]

Time to invest in some corks...

[@sergeantsharkseant]

Well a few things: A Sniper Precise drone strikes Nuclear Fire Earthquakes can be extremely weak considering its size it is unlikely to trigger anything more then something unnoticeable due to the earths mass

[@ziftclaw638]

Me: GONNA RUN FOR MY LIFE NOW!!!!!!

[@demonprincess9680]

@@sergeantsharkseant Ok, now say that over an exploud standing right next to you, letting of a bellow with enough vocal vibrations to shatter your skull like a wineglass

[@Knitboy1997]

Sasuke from Naturo: _"I am the edgiest anime character that ever lived."_ Espurr from Pokemon: *"If I relax, I will kill everyone around me."* Sasuke from Naruto: _"..."-

[@joshuahadams]

That was literally Gaara for the first half of the series. The seal holding in Shukaku basically relied on his willpower to keep the giant sand monster in check.

[@joel.jpgvid]

“It’s Dugtrio!” Mike: Aw, looks like they’re singing! Luke: N-n-no Mike, it’s n-mouth-it’s a nose... Ellen: It’s the Jonas Brothers!

[@loganre]

I cannot see the Jonas brothers in the same way ever again

[@Kaiser8513]

@@loganre I can't see dugtrio the same way ever again

[@Xazyv]

I love when I read a comment quoting the part I am currently listening to haha

[@saiyanfang1047]

it's canonically both

[@heydukewhatup]

This made me laugh!! Its the Jonas brothers! 😂😂😂😂

[@maxlittlewood]

I love it whenever oxtra does a "who's that Pokemon?"

[@wendya881]

Me too

[@maxvel0city906]

Me three 😀

[@StefanoRobbo]

Me four 😁

[@Gigawolf1]

Me five!

[@TransDragonBear]

Me six And they should do a series of it

[@winonajohnson3349]

Gardevoir: *Creates a black hole to protect it’s trainer* Trainer: *Dies because of black hole* Me: You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!

[@murkywaterz7663]

*creates another black hole to destroy the first black hole for hurting trainer*

[@curseofbinding]

One minute after second black hole: *creates a black hole to destroy the black hole which merged with the other black holes*

[@fin_dunks8656]

@@curseofbinding creates a black hole to destroy the black hole which destroyed a black hole that was used to stop a black hole

[@galladesamurai2380]

This cycle will keep repeating itself for ever and ever

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

Eric V Duval blackhole sun intensifies.

[@rheawolf3439]

Ellen's reaction to Eevee is perfectly reasonable.

[@JustMe-fh6rw]

Pokemon makes alot more sense now. "lets send our children out to catch deadly animals becuase we're all one rogue pokemon away from death" :)

[@Bigd2k]

“7 cute pokemon who could kill everyone on earth” Oh, well that’s all of th... “Easily” OH, you’re separating the deadly from the super deadly gotcha 😉

[@commentercommentypants7904]

Well, you could technically kill everyone on earth if you really worked hard at it. Only moral constraints, time, and a packed schedule stand in your way. If Espurr sneezes, everyone within a three hundred feet radius of it will come down with a lethal case of Cranium Explodius.

[@yraco1232]

@@commentercommentypants7904 The police will probably stand in your way as well. Anyone could technically kill everyone else on the planet but it'd be incredibly hard to do before being killed.

[@alexanderzhmurov9624]

@@yraco1232 ...suddenly feeling like this conversation is getting out of hand...Jane-style...anyone? No? Just me?

[@dementedwarlock4375]

"Show Ellen a picture of an Eevee and she's a mess for the next 20 minutes" Well if that's the case lets not show her the pic of Pokemon GO Eevee wearing a flower crown.

[@sirwaddlesdeethird7186]

Like this so she will search it up

[@VicDScott]

Or Gigantimax Eevee

[@snakedoesart7046]

Espurr: cough Earth: MALFUNCTION SHUTTING DOWN Espurr: Guys?

[@swytchblayd]

Pokemon: where even the adorable ones are world-ending. How there is even a world *left* is its own mystery.

[@ZenoDLC]

The other world-ending ones keep them in check, they all need somewhere to live and all

[@LEEPICTOASTER21314]

All pokemon are all dangerous beside a few

[@SyfyRules]

my guess is poke-earth doesn't work on the same rules as actual earth, my best guess is the world itself is more resilient to change than ours, heat doesn't disperse as far or as fast, things need a LOT more energy to melt etc. combined with the probability that pokedex entries of a more extreme nature don't apply at full magnitude to all members of the species, i.e. a larvitar *can* eat a whole mountain before evolving, but more likely they are snacking on geodude and graveler and not on the actual mountain or a pupitar *can* topple a mountain if it sleeps in the wrong spot AND actually moves around in its sleep but may well rarely do either let alone both at the same time also, my long standing theory about gardevoir black holes, is they actually make micro black holes by compressing whatever (or whoever) is threatening their trainer, such a micro black hole would be so unstable it would break down almost instantly due to lack of mass, shredding whatever was used to make it on a subatomic level but causing no lasting harm to the world around it, probably wouldn't even produce much radiation either

[@DaRedPanda]

@@SyfyRules That, but pretend I said it

[@demonprincess9680]

Because, unlike humans, most pokemon aren't obsessed with control over the world and don't put their definition of progress over life

[@samuelstensgaard4828]

"Now I have become death, the destroyer of the worlds" ~Pikachu, probably

[@lyhenglim6969]

Probably

[@kuromiLayfe]

A mouse the size of a upper arm,that can create lightning storms with its cheeks ...uhm yeassa goodbye all electronics in the planet

[@MatthewRachansky]

That's why they don't subtitle Pikachu's speech -too existential.

[@thelocalwitch2405]

This is why Mimikyu is best

[@ssblue8832]

Oh, even early on, when Charmeleon got an attitude and attacked Ash, Pikachu decided he'd had enough of that shit and took him out with one attack. Charmeleon had recently evolved, but his increased power was nothing compared to Pikachu's.

[@memery2876]

If you disregard it's giant claws Sandslashes look kinda cute, and it's Pokedex in Pokemon Gold is: "In an attempt to hide itself, it will run around at top speed to kick up a blinding dust storm." So yeah. Big cute eyes and they can create sandstorms

[@ronnieedge2236]

Something, something Darude.

[@boltstrike2787]

That's destructive, but not "kill all humanity" destructive.

[@loka7783]

Coming up next: top 10 strongest planets in anime. #1 Pokemon Earth. To have all of these pokemon and life goes about as normal with most citizens being none the wiser? Not even Frieza could make a dent in this planet. ;)

[@leeman27534]

that would be kinda funny. frieza in space, screaming about killing monkeys or something, planet destroying energy blast incoming one fucking wobbuffet, "nah bitch, mirror coat"

[@demonprincess9680]

Also including the fact that most of the people controlling these creatures are children. Seriously, they're given a pokemon at the age of 10

[@partymetroid]

BULLY: Hits TRAINER GARDEVOIR: "I'm about to end this man's whole Causality."

[@humblesoldier5474]

Nah, she'd just crush the bully into a marble, and then proceed to wait for praise. While the trainer contemplates what was just witnessed.

[@marcelwichern7148]

Drampa is also nice. If it befriends a child and that child gets bullied, it will burn the bully's house down

[@irwanteohardie1652]

@@pokuhmoo9415 you mean drampa?

[@Lechampion3]

I wish I had a drampa half of humanity would die

[@humanatee6639]

Hawking radiation: i’m about to end the pokemon’s whole ability

[@Haysey_Draws]

Nobody tell Ellen about the Eevee in Pokemon GO that has a flower in it's hair...she'll break.

[@irwanteohardie1652]

Upps.. sorryy....

[@scarlettlewis5383]

PIKABOO

[@Arisell.]

she go boom boom!! that end world

[@KitsuneNeko]

Pfft... I'm sure she has seen ALL of the outfits eevee can wear. I like the safari eevee. XD

[@VicDScott]

If she sees Gigantimax Eevee, she'll turn into a nuke

[@thearcadio]

I think honorable mention is my little guy Teddiursa, but more so after it evolves. This is Ursaring’s Arceus dex entry: “When the cold season arrives in Hisui, this Pokémon will wander fields and mountains alike in search of its favorite berries. Ursaring's hunger during this time makes it a ferocious danger.” There is also something in Scarlet/Violet about trouble ensuing if it sees a Primape lol.

[@DaFoolish_one]

Togepi. Metronome. Earthquake. Bye bye everyone in a five mile radius. Or you know........ Metronome and like half the moves in Pokemon....... oooo thats bad. Is it bad I just realized how dangerous metronome is? I mean it's like Russian roulette with Nukes.

[@hyoroemonmeto6874]

Counting moves is too easy.

[@earendilthemariner5546]

Earthquakes arent world ending, and there's no telling what rating on the moment magnitude scale you would get with metronome. Could be a minor eq

[@thedango6890]

Right plus togepi actually is cute unlike 6 out of 7 of the entries on this list

[@illegal.argument]

Let's change it up. Togekiss. Metronome. Judgement/Roar Of Time. just Imagine.

[@dbseamz]

Plus Metronome is annoying. Remember when the Clefairies used it in S1E6? "CleFAI-ry, CleFAI-ry, CleFAI-ry!"

[@Maria.Annette]

"It's the Jonas Brothers!" -Ellen. Thank you Ellen, I now have a perfect name for my next Dugtrio!

[@liamthomas4862]

Maria Annette all my Alolan dugtrio’s are called Abba

[@Maria.Annette]

@@liamthomas4862 That is genius! I was trying to figure out what to name mine. Casey and the Sunshine Band doesn't fit within the character limits, unfortunately.

[@kamen.rider.decade]

The Alolan Dugtrio have Hanson hair.

[@quackerjack0118]

Maria Annette Alpharad named his Owens Wilson

[@joecole4623]

Maria Annette although if it is an Alolan Dugtrio the name Hanson might be better.

[@pcachu]

Everyone: But where's Jane?? Jane: [furiously taking notes]

[@Alizudo]

Isn't she in hospital?

[@Cbyneorne]

@@Alizudo You think that would stop her plans for world domination?

[@Alizudo]

@@Cbyneorne She will weaponize the Defibrillator

[@Alric1982]

@Unknown name She did in Hitman s1 Hokkaido.

[@Alizudo]

@@Alric1982 Smart woman

[@snakedoesart7046]

Ellen: We think snails are kind of cute Ellen 3 minutes later: Snails aren’t cute

[@jaredcrabb]

"Doesnt reflext rest of teams view." "Ok, now it does.":D

[@cbellostudios6386]

“Aw look at its snoot” Ellen 2019

[@lavigne777619]

The fact that “spaghettified” is an actual scientific term relating to black holes ... 😂

[@Lechampion3]

I am about to ruin my science teacher

[@BogeyTheBear]

"Differential tidal extrusion" didn't land well with focus groups, I'm afraid.

[@mattball8622]

Ellen resignedly eating flapjacks because the world is doomed is my 2019 mood.

[@CreNativeFosho]

they look like chicken nuggets

[@fluepidemic9584]

Not Flapjack. Did you even have to flip it over in the griddle?

[@katcyer26]

Oof, If that was 2019 mood... hope you made it through 2020+ okay!

[@haileyelliott3676]

I adore espurr, but I understand how dangerous it is, but I think espurr just deserves ALL POKEPUFFS

[@amane6967]

Ellen: “It’s the Jonas Brothers.” I died 😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@samartin123]

In the words of Ian Malcom/Jeff Goldblum. "Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that’s how it always starts. Then later there’s running and screaming.”

[@coltonwilliams4153]

I tip my hat to you for the Jurassic Park franchise quote.

[@HaydenX]

The Espurr photoshopping was adorable...especially the wasteland Espurr saying "oops."

[@lylaredeker6687]

Lugia: yeets it's wings Humans: FRICK!

[@Monty2289]

Gardevoir goes scorched Earth for its trainer. That's dedication

[@andymcp4752]

Just wait for the reveal that Digletts aren't separate Pokémon but are all connected, the very tips of feelers extending out from the Eldrich Diglett God at the centre of the earth! Diglett won't destroy the earth, oh no.. DIGLETT IS THE EARTH

[@Evaonk]

Andy Mcp this needs more likes

[@oscotube3717]

Evan no they can’t handle the truth ... we need a cult to follow this Eldrch Diglett! Any names?

[@shashwatsharma2596]

@@oscotube3717 "WE CAN'T 'WE CAN'T BACK DOWN'" Sorry, what?

[@shashwatsharma2596]

We should, we should bow down to this, Eld-rich God now, Lest he pull us down, We should, we should bow down Sorry no name but a propoganda prayer? OK,OK, OKAY! no need to push I'll go back to my padded cell.Jeez!

[@oscotube3717]

Shashwat Sharma thank you brother Sharma for your prayer to the god GIGGLET (I have named him)

[@gloosey_]

2:42 ITS THE JONAS BROTHERS!! That part killed me 😂😂

[@billychambers6400]

I'm so sorry but I had to ask lol. I take it you have no last name?

[@gloosey_]

@Billy Chambers yep I have no second name. Fun fact of the day

[@billychambers6400]

@@gloosey_ that's dope. I love the name Nova. sometimes I wish I had one name because I'm lazy af.

[@World_Theory]

So, why was it, that Giavonni was obsessing over Mewtwo, when there are pokémon like these around?

[@gothicbutterfly013]

Because Mewtwo is the only pokemon that can have higher attack power than Arceus. Aka the pokemon version of God. Who *wouldnt* want that kind of power?

[@iamaniceguy3286]

@@gothicbutterfly013 yeah but did you ever use a Magcargo tho? That thing beat youngster Joey *2* times I repeat *2 times*

[@Para_dox.]

“Look at its face melting” I gotchu lemme just burn my face off to be cute

[@isabellamorris7902]

Ellen's reaction to Eevee is something I empathise with on a deep, deep level

[@AureumRex]

"I like that dress though." "It's skin I think." when has that stopped you guys before?

[@imperialcityguard2509]

Mike: that looks nice Luke: nice for destruction Ellen: but its sooo cuute

[@fennec2311]

Me: Gardevoir is cute Gardivoir: Makes black hole Me: °-°

[@Craggle101]

What about Entei? He may be a good doggo that deserves all the pets, but causing a volcanic eruption somewhere everytime it barks is somewhat disconcerting...Oh, what am I kidding, he's still a good doggo

[@karkatvantas9557]

Entei's a lion though.

[@ferdinandsamson2115]

I think they have another video about pokemon mentioning that

[@MasterZebulin]

@@karkatvantas9557 It's kinda both, actually.

[@Craggle101]

@@ferdinandsamson2115 Time for me to rewatch some videos then😅

[@Craggle101]

@@karkatvantas9557 They're mainly described as beasts but the animation with all legendaries fighting has a scene dedicated to Entei "bork"-ing like a meme-y dog😂

[@GetGoodGirl1561]

“Geophysicist Aaron Eckhardt” 😂 On a team with Archaeologists Harrison Ford and Nicholas Cage

[@drac0nisw0lf]

LuGia, not LuJia. Also, you can never love cats too much.

[@victorrobinson4077]

Yessss. Loo-ghee-ah

[@Iamkaiivibes]

Yuuuu Giiii Ohhh.... sorry wrong anime

[@potatoboy4581]

drac0nisw0lf so true

[@murdoc53]

"a cat is fine too"

[@scarlettg.5772]

Yes!

[@heronik2178]

"Shut up we can Dream!" 😂

[@eleanorsmith7152]

What about Butterfree? It releases highly toxic dust whenever it flaps its wings - and given that it’s basically a giant butterfly that’s ALL THE TIME!!!

[@goodsamaritangaming1997]

I was expecting Bewear to be on this list. It can literally hug you to death. How is that not cute and cuddly?

[@boltstrike2787]

Oh it's cute, but hugging you to death isn't humanity ending. It ends your life, but not the other 7 billion people on earth.

[@akialastorlawliet]

I always have to think at the Huggy Wuggy inspirated song "free hugs" when someone mentions it.

[@ohcadin6590]

I would just evolve espurr, While it might become more powerful, it can now control it so you can be safe from criminals with your still cute and fluffy Pokémon. That’ll teach them to not steal from me again, because their likely dead.

[@S_Phoenix-059]

Witherman180 *they're

[@zairephenom1435]

@@S_Phoenix-059 no one cares

[@porgeporgeporge]

I love all the extra bits of editing in this, especially Magcargo sinking into the Earth

[@STRAKAZulu]

"We love cats; some might say too much. *But not us...*" I feel ya.

[@Shadomancer]

Pokedex entry: Touching one of Ninetails's tails will result to a 1,000 year curse. Me: TOTALLY WORTH IT!

[@Kat-mu8wq]

"Ninetales casts a sinister light from its bright red eyes to gain total control over its foe's mind. This Pokémon is said to live for a thousand years." UltraSun went onto say: It is vindictive and relentless by nature. Those who cross it even once will be cursed for a thousand years, along with their descendants. It's just had enough of this crap now and everyone can be cursed..Though it doesn't state what the curse is..

[@benn454]

> TOUCH FLUFFY TAIL

[@t.p.b8247]

I loved the tangent about that super legit film The Core and the flashback to vintage Aaron Eckhart!

[@fiercedevil6167]

Earlier video: “We are a family friendly channel” This video: 6:53

[@JokerCrowe]

Thanks for the f***ing replay button! I've watched this part more times than I care to admit. x)

[@joeychris3123]

To be fair that is the coldest part of the sun

[@DastardlyDuce]

Completely justified though.

[@beepboprobotsnot3748]

Eh... It's censored. That makes it okay. Also it was f***ing hilarious, which makes it even more okay.

[@StefanoRobbo]

I never realised that Mr Bean was used as a measurement of height... 🤔😆

[@ZedF86]

What rock have you been under??

[@ArtyJerjerrod]

how tall are you? one and three quarters of a Bean

[@rawan6961]

When Ellen sees the picture of an Eevee she's a mess for the next twenty minutes. When I on the other hand first saw the Espurr, I had a STROKE.

[@Gamer3427]

What about Shedinja, who literally just has to have you look at the hole in its back to suck out your soul? One of those floats down the street with its back turned towards everyone who looks at it, and suddenly you're looking at a possibly population wiping series of deaths. Maybe not as world ending as the other entries, but definitely capable of causing mass death and destruction just by existing....... There's also Mimikyu who is apparently so terrifying underneath its costume that both of the two people who are noted in the pokedex to have seen it died of sheer fright. One of them was just because they caught a glimpse of it when wind blew the costume a bit. If they're that terrifying, then one simply running around without the costume could wipe out all life around it through simple fear......

[@jaredcrabb]

I bet it looks really cool under the costume. I know I wouldnt die of fright.

[@majorminsk]

I love the "Who's That Pokemon" segments! They are freakin' hilarious!

[@spacejesus6581]

“That’s not a mouth it’s a nose” I can’t look at Diglett or Dugtrio the same ever again

[@katoteshikumei]

Psyduck. Espurr level damage without a STAB to help out.

[@Jetfox967]

Espurr becomes even more dangerous when it evolves into Meowstic.

[@briarinnes2397]

"AWW look at it's big eyes" "Is it's face melting" "It will kill you and everyone you care about"

[@jemmascott5559]

Dunsparce. You fools really believe that Dunsparce is using its full power?

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

It's actually the Saitama of Pokémon, it's just too chill to use even the slightest fraction of it's full power.

[@gordonjamescowiest]

And it's still an awful Pokémon.

[@MatthewRachansky]

"This isn't even my final form!" - Dunsparce

[@williamfalls]

Farmer with a Shotgun wants to battle! He chooses Dundsparce! Protagonist trainer: "... There's no way I'm getting out alive."

[@lux0rd01]

@@MatthewRachansky the reason it doesn't have an evolution is coz Nintendo is afraid of its final form

[@mpearse89]

".............bet he's gonna regret that eye tattoo." lol

[@alrunazelenia9356]

When you guys talked about espurr having no control of its psychic power, it makes me think of psyduck who always explodes when stressed XD

[@CaitlinRC]

Litwick. Oh look at the cute candle, and it's little face - oh wait, its flame is fueled by the life energies of surrounding Pokemon AND PEOPLE? OH GOD GET AWAY

[@connortheandroidsentbycybe7740]

Not just pokemon! They also feed on humans, which is why they hang around hospitals! 🙃

[@CaitlinRC]

OH MY GOD THATS HORRIFIC THANK YOU ADDING THAT

[@alexixeno4223]

I mean Pokemon ghost types are just terrifying. I mean the Sandcastle one who mind controls people all casual like l to build it larger while eating the Pokemon's souls of those trapped under it?

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Caitlin RC oh yeah. There's actually a trainer in Gen 5 who says she's tired to the point of exhaustion/passing out when you beat her Litwick.

[@SnowxXxAngel]

Drifloon, which abducts children or 'brings them to the afterlife' (something along those lines)

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091]

Larvatar, Trapinch, Aron, and Ralts are the cutest little demons

[@beepboprobotsnot3748]

Ralts? How is Ralts dangerous?

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091]

@@beepboprobotsnot3748 I imagine Ralts having a very quiet demeanor but underneath he/she is a little devil with tiny pupils that wants to see the world burn. That probably isn't the case but still, cute lil' demons

[@blarg2429]

@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091 Actually its pupils are quite large. Image search it if you don't believe me.

[@shizotypical]

Larvitar is like an edgy schoolkid that actually becomes a badass adult

[@edge4063]

“Is that a dress or its legs..? I think it’s skin....” well thanks for turning the rule 34 Pokémon into nightmare fuel lmao

[@michaelj1729]

*"its the jonas brothers"* this is literally what i was thinking when i was young hahahaha

[@polkarrty]

Yvetal might be a cute y shaped legendary bird but if it dies WE ALL DIE

[@kck-rad6640]

ya but Palkia is much worse

[@terrydavis146]

I don't know many people who would describe yveltal as cute

[@Alizudo]

@@BJGvideos It doesn't actually die, it hibernates to restore itself. The Dex says that if its life ends, it will destroy all life on Earth with it

[@Alizudo]

@brandon roberts Most Legendaries honestly are just super powerful pokemon. It's the Mythic Pokémon we need to be worried about; Mythics are immortal and as far as we know only 1 of each exists, and usually control a major force of nature Examples include: Palkia, Dialga, Arceus, and Yveltal. Lugia, and Moltres etc have been known to lay eggs in lore, making them simply normal animals (SUPER powerful, but still just animals). Darkrai is not a Mythic because multiple have been known to exist

[@dgsalvilla]

i love the extra comment during the "who's that pokemon?" part. the "it's the Jonas brothers!" by Ellen was just hilarious.

[@sarahaumick1991]

What about Celebi? Absolutely adorable. It can travel through time at will. May not seem so bad until you think about people who should NOT get there hands on that power. One power hungry owner and you have a dystopia.

[@dominicmanester8125]

Not only would magcargo burn someone touching it, magma is also very sticky so you'd have magma stuck to you burning away your flesh. That is assuming it was just as hot as regular magma and not as hot as the sun, of course.

[@wlwlvr]

You know things are bad when Ellen drops an F-bomb.

[@irwanteohardie1652]

Mhnm...

[@stephaniesimpson-white3293]

Phantump. Oh god, Phantump. Read the descriptions for X and Moon, and then, if you dare, the entries for Y and Sun. Also Drifloon. Like, all the descriptions. Bewear.

[@cameronbartlett856]

Yeah they upped their horror game in X & Y

[@leviathan_is_me]

6:14 That smile just peers DIRECTLY into my heart and soul...

[@wolfsritter8151]

Man Lujia sounds awesome, I wish I could catch one. I've catch plenty of Lugia back in the day but never caught one Lujia.

[@zuralani1]

6:43 a lv3 Magcargo? Ellen, didn't anyone ever tell you that cheating to obtain a living weapon of mass destruction is bad?

[@thundercookie3214]

I think she's apprenticed to Jane by now though. So honestly, I wouldn't expect anything less.

[@bezerkoid]

First time I've ever heard Ellen drop the F bomb. I approve.

[@irwanteohardie1652]

Yup.

[@j-n1p3r]

“ it’s the jones brothers “ - Outside Xtra 2019

[@pokuhmoo9415]

Espur look in my sool

[@inept6986]

"That is hotter than the surface of the f**king sun" I'm dying of laughter because that line was so unexpected and perfect

[@timhutchinson8485]

As an American, the little bucket of brown squares called "flapjacks" confused me. I was expecting pancakes. ^_^;;

[@AaronMcLin]

I didn't realize that "flapjacks" were the UK term for "granola bars" either before this video.

[@Ag3nt0fCha0s]

Yep, English culture remains English XD

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Tim Hutchinson same.

[@CantankerousDave]

As an American, I assume anything that comes in a bucket like that is either chicken or popcorn.

[@Nolascana]

In the UK flapjacks are not granola bars. Theyre a separate entity. Granola bars are more savory and substituted for breakfasts and snacks. Flapjacks are sweet treats by comparison. The term might seem interchangable but its not lol

[@brendan9734]

The amount of Hoenn music in this video makes me a very very happy Pokémon trainer.

[@mitchellneu]

Macargo intro: Ellen: aww look at those big eyes! Mike: Is its face melting? Luke: It'll kill you and everyone you care about.... Me: the Oxbox crew's comments are GENIUS.

[@imayeti.4674]

Well wailord breaks the laws of physics so it wins

[@ThePolarBear]

I am 100% Ellen whenever I see an eevee

[@Matt1yu]

Never go full Ellen!

[@dallydaydream]

Before this video I didn't realise it was possible to *not* be Ellen when witnessing an eevee. Every day is a learning day!

[@MrWhite320]

I feel confident in stating that anyone that doesn't emulate Ellen's response to some degree has no soul.

[@woodpecker8116]

Not just an eevee, its the same with mew >.

[@earendurvoneinzbern7585]

Too late! 😁

[@brendan9734]

You guys' 'Who's that Pokémon?' reactions are my favorite thing on the internet.

[@Riasmaneevent]

Yes snails ARE cute whenever I see them on the pavement I move to somewhere safe

[@morningstar5535]

6:52 thank you for saying that correctly. You have no idea how many people say the wrong thing, " hotter then the sun"

[@ironicdutchmoonshade1394]

Actually, if you make a black hole small enough it would theoretically emit enough Hawkins radiation to vaporize withing seconds. And with that I mean create a giant explosion. Also Magcargo would not sink to the earths core as it is not dense enough (with magma being between 2000 and 3000 kg/m^3) and would probably cool down very quickly due to the enormous temperature difference, but not before incinerating everything around it. Also a "mountain of soil" is probably a fire of speech (but who really knows with Pokémon). (But I love the video, keep up the good work!)

[@grooorglaserdeth8823]

The density is a very good point I haven't thought of actually. Not even assuming that even SHOULD it melt into the earth, it would be squashed fairly quickly.

[@ironicdutchmoonshade1394]

@@grooorglaserdeth8823 You are right. Pressures in the ground are very high, I didn't think of that

[@Steve-YT383]

1. Luke would definitely take the weather risk to capture a Lugia. 2. Luke needs hugs. 3. Luke seems like a kid that would invent a hugging machine to get more hugs.

[@adiscontinuedchannel.8209]

Earth: X_X Me: “she’s ready, her shirt says XoX her shirts dead!”

[@jmcconnell312]

Yeah, I know one you missed. Aron! These little dudes, though only 1'04" or .4m, eat Bridges and railroad tracks to build up its body. Not to mention, one charge from the little dude can take down a heavy dump truck! And then eats said truck! And if that's not bad enough, it's only the first form in it's evolution.

[@SupersuMC]

So the Iron Giant, then. Gotcha.

[@jmcconnell312]

@@SupersuMC In a word, yeah, that's a good comparison. Only that Aron are usually the size of his jaw bolt, Or a little bigger.