7 Days To Die - Zomblandia EP8 (Alpha 21)

[@saiyansatan]

"She didn't have a burning shaft, but she'd give you one." There's always at least one joke each episode that makes me crack up but that one almost had me crying 😂

[@theskydaddygaming3240]

I definitely audibly laughed

[@xaraldobruxo]

I had to stop the video to stop laughing

[@crownapples4168]

For like last episode he said “ why’d did the zoophile cross the road, his cock was stuck in the chicken” and that shit had me rolling

[@stitchjones4028]

I've been trying to tell people about the supply and demand with record profits, but most just don't understand. Made me glad to hear you say it. Thank you.

[@siliciaveerah9327]

several companies also came out and said yeah they raised prices just to profit .... soo yeah.. that was a thing for a bit

[@TheofficialAR17]

So we gonna get home to burn the system w us ?

[@philmo9667]

That 1st collision that left the bike on 8 percent .

[@-WolfMan-]

Repair Kits are a requirement now

[@danhatstat6890]

Yea i dont think he noticed either

[@Kryt503]

Nothing like starting the morning with some Glock and Zombie slaying.

[@jasonsummit1885]

The skinny Pete jokes get me every time but that burning shaft one had me wheezing.😂

[@kavu64]

4 nails was unexpected... rofl

[@jerardmassolini3162]

@Glock9 if you search a Dew Collector or Birds Nest but then don't withdraw what's inside, you can break it down to get parts and it'll still drop a bag with the loot inside.

[@ImmortalLemon]

“All light beer is flavorless piss water” had me dying. But I will say, I would argue that light beer has a use as in when you’re at a good level of drunk so you can’t care about taste and you just wanna sustain where you’re at

[@ethanhoughton6620]

One of my favourite things about this alpha is the new lighting. Actually makes it seem like a horror game when you enter an unlit stairwell or room

[@dracostar6323]

There is a house I think you need to check out. It is called something like "Last Party House" or something close to that. Give it a run through when you can, I think you will like it.

[@bradhouse9152]

Agreed!

[@vedis9486]

I really needed this right now ! Thank you for being awesome Glock9 !

[@RP0720]

Poor Skinny Pete, he can’t catch a break against the Sledge. Great episode as always. Thanks G9!

[@daverocks295]

"You look like a sparkler!" almost fell off my chair laughing.

[@mrhipbone]

"Ya walkin' toothpick!"

[@RP0720]

@@mrhipbone G9 should make some merch with those phrases and Zombies on it. I would definitely buy it ha!

[@taylordiamond]

The curse goes on. One cornmeal in every single episode of this series so far!

[@savage5128]

LMFAO!!! "All lite beer is flavorless piss water" should be a saying on any of your merch.

[@thomaspulley5066]

Barbed wire traps still use scrap iron too! I haven't noticed many other items though lol

[@sapientgreen]

I've begun wrenching the office chairs instead of scrapping them. When wrenched they give 1-2 mechanical parts, and since lockpicks can be more easily made, it's pretty good to have a lot of mechanical parts. Unless you like to collect lockpicking candy

[@FrivolousOak]

the 8% durability on the bike lol

[@jamesbrassfield8409]

Hello fellow zombie killers

[@CasenTheRaptor]

🫡

[@Champers]

Hello

[@darkleperchaun3]

Hello

[@edwardwestern6080]

2nd video in a row where I see your comment. Quit following or I will curse you with cornmeal in every piece of loot

[@-WolfMan-]

🤘🏻

[@dethwisper]

I've found that the only decent way to get the magazines you want is buying them. Bob has a bunch of vehicle stuff. Find more traders and start visiting them every day you can or you'll be on day 300 before you max out the vehicle magazines.

[@worldskycat]

My former father-in-law always referred to all Coors beer as "panther piss!" He used to mix Coors and diesel together and used the mixture to clean parts when he was rebuilding engines.

[@thenarrator9204]

The books are decently well-balanced by skill choice. They did do a really good job there. I saw that bike health plummet when you hit Arlene. XD I'm surprised I haven't heard a mention of how easy it is to break vehicles yet. Maybe soon.

[@johndoe-v9n7u]

@Glock9 You can now melee through the new wider spaced bars! Thanks for all the rad content.

[@bean6850]

this comment is all because of the inflation comment 😂😂😂 u had my stoned ass thinking and laughing 😂 thank you glock 🥰

[@Glock9]

Thank you Bean!

[@Brehvon]

About 80% of the cash in circulation was printed in the last 2 years. The only reason inflation isn't twice as bad, as it is now, is because purchase speed hasn't caught back up yet.

[@sidekickz2180]

Sweet, something to watch when I get off work

[@blckforest4531]

Glock's car shop sounds like a good base and series

[@MistahBryan]

7:14, Picturing Glock9's Campaign Slogan: "Down with Cornmeal!"

[@jasnterry1313]

There's something wrong with the "better chance to find magazines". Seems like they have them set to stop turning up after a while regardless of how many points you put into the skills l.

[@joshmatter1631]

Awesome. I look forward to watching glock9 cussing out zombies.

[@PhilT.]

I like that you named the mechanic Joey. That was my ex’s name and he worked at jiffy lube, he was a POS. Didn’t even know how to make hard boiled eggs. Now I can see you kill zombie Joey 😊

[@rbescape]

The flag/symbol at your base always makes me think of one of the starsiege tribes series games from the late 90s/early 2000s. I do get what it represents here though. Thanks for the vids man.

[@tyleratkinson1457]

I think there is a weapons bag in the vet above where the main lot is in the dollar store where the crawler came out when you first dropped in from the roof

[@tyleratkinson1457]

8:23 time stamp

[@richardkoroias2082]

you need Salvage Operations and Miner 69er for tool spawns as well Treasure Maps you REALLY need the loot boosters to get the bonuses

[@panopolis8051]

Glock9, here's an idea for a series, call it "Hardcore Baller" or something like that, where you start with a million dukes but the difficulty is super hard. Not maxed out stats/game stage, so you still have progression. Money is no problem, but that only helps so much if the zombies are super tough or there is more of them than normal.

[@anthonymier4540]

The stairs in that 'cabin' remind me of the crystal lake cabin you made years ago

[@trippymchippy8586]

Yukka is actually kind useful - Yukka, Berries and Snowball - for Yukka Smoothie :)

[@SoloK_1]

Anarchy Glock9 is super relatable.

[@intotheaether9022]

If you scrap the potted plants in your inventory you only get 6 clay each but if you put them directly in your forge, they give you 40 clay each. Just a thought.

[@bobdylan7299]

I live in Golden Colorado and have pissed in Clear Creek. Coors Light is piss water.

[@nathanchapin8445]

13:37 “Hey Ron” “Hey Billy”

[@maninthesnow4393]

Theres a new poi i think you would enjoy. Look for a hogzilla. Also theres new horns on all the mounts.

[@Lv80WoWmage]

AH Die Hard one of my favorite Christmas Movies.

[@rodbonner7370]

The supply drops are the ones that are nice. They give books and some other nice stuff.

[@ryanhaldane5168]

Glocks on board with a revolution, read all the books, BECOME the means of production comrade 😂

[@StuffyZeR0]

Really excited to see if a house flipper series shows up

[@Helios114]

Was your bike health 8%? How many chickens have you ran over? Love the series

[@johnfort7601]

I just found out in this alpha that the 4x4 now explodes zombies when you hit the instead of them just ragdolling also cops will now target your vehicle over you if it's closer

[@blankcanvas8717]

Inflation? It can't be because the Government is printing money like it was going out of style. Treasury printers go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[@JWilliamsLangley]

7:10 Tyler Durden ftw

[@Gutlard]

Came for the zombie shenanigans, but stayed for the inflation rant. Much appreciated!

[@DirtSweatGears]

I learned that the digging mechanic just wants you destroying blocks. You can dig down just one block and it will still contract the marker radius.

[@xelgata]

so we’ve got skinny pete, kenny, big boy and big mama, and now joey. welcome to the family buddy :)

[@sylremsgaming4156]

you made your coors light joke and i just stared at the piss water in my hands..... cant believe the timing on my part to watch this lol

[@adamhorner3950]

07:11 Hell yeah. Lets all hop onto a Minecraft server and derail a train full of dangerous chemicals somewhere that it really shouldn't have gotten derailed. Really freak out those villagers.

[@GrimGaming376]

7:11 I've been ready, my man 😂

[@haleywink17]

Glock I am down for overthrowing the hierarchy

[@matthewblankenship2]

Lets burn it down Glock!!

[@megsmith6758]

0:44 that took your bikes health from 21% to 8%

[@Wyr3d]

@10:50 - The first mod I ever made allows the club mods (chain, spikes and barbwire) to apply to the sledge, and pipe baton. :D I dunno about treasures, but I do know that air drops got buffed

[@Saintcynic._.]

Bro I couldn't stop laughing "cuz that's what their doing their fuckin you" lmao

[@ZerolileD]

Yucca smoothies are a game changer

[@someoldguy109]

Dinner with Glock9 at the terminal. A good end to a good work day. Only 516 miles today.

[@ScruffMcGruff904]

Been doing tier 5 missions and NOPE you rarely if ever find any weapons or tools in the wild. Got most of mine through traders, or rewards. If you see one you want in the trader, buy it!

[@codycasey4906]

AP Robotic Turret Ammo requires 3 iron alongside 3 lead so there's that as well.

[@crazyjontyg]

Yes inflation! Burn it down!

[@iceman86688]

jesus that john McClane impression had me dying

[@justpreston5583]

Glock confirmed closet anarchist? 7:14

[@MistahBryan]

7:48, Aww... Glock9 needed a Stone Sledgehammer to kill a Vulture... Simon did it with a PUNCH, Lvl 1: Day 1. Simon did what Glock9 CAN'T! WHO DA MAN!!!! Simon: 1 Glock9: 0

[@robvickrey07]

I bet Glock has a Christopher Walken impression, I can hear it come out in some of his words 😆

[@YamatoForever]

I have to remember to like the video before I start watching. Sometimes I get to pumped up to just start watching I forget. Your vids are like crack. LOL.

[@dreadnought014]

Now I know what a TV dinner feels like! 😎

[@ernovuolahti]

I've been waiting for you to realize your bike is just about to explode 😂😂

[@karolprzystupa5344]

Yes , world aristokrats must go , anarchy rewolution .

[@chacehorsman2615]

I've had a lot of success this aplha buying mags from traders. Theyre surprisingly cheap (~300 dukes) and can really help with powerleveling a skill.

[@potatoyesslay]

I was confident that you will get minibike crafted tonight, bummer, but there is always tmrw!

[@theonamesoben]

Pile of yellow shit 😂😂😂 I don’t giggle much but that got me

[@katielynn4124]

Should have named this series “A Glock9 looking for ammo”.😂

[@_arrie]

Early birds catches the worms

[@TripleXclown]

Glock looting potted plants and I’m here thinking he was Mr. Mushniks.. opening up a Flower shop..

[@iradei_legolas4269]

Tier 5 infested clear is gonna be nuts. just a heads up :D

[@Wdfdude]

I like that loot is much more rare. It really makes it feel like a true wasteland

[@patmcgroin6916]

Lol - that scene of the 2 zombros getting stuck at the bottom of the stairway at the mechanic shop then derping up the stairs. Zombies are idiots! 5:36 mark

[@fierysharkfin6410]

I was waiting for glock to find a corn seed recipe book 😂😂

[@Slasherr717]

Awesome. Great progress being made!!!!

[@Theweirdguy28]

Taking the system down! One ATM AT A TIME!

[@lurking_doc6657]

7:07 preach

[@Mailman_Steven]

7:12 Comrade Glock9

[@beausmith9023]

im here for a system burning... i brought enough torches and pitchforks for everyone.

[@youtubelouis207]

i love this series! keep up the good work Glock9 :) your videos always make me laugh!

[@EccentricVeleno]

Maybe this is one of "no sh*t Sherlock" moments, but in alpha 21, some garage door switches open and close rolling doors.

[@YoloHoboGaming]

7:13 Same!!

[@tpeel6309]

Glock, I love your videos! Was that music in the $3 store from a 1960s BBC special?

[@Jkatz7]

The 3 dollar store line had me dead 😂

[@MaddDuck]

You know, I've never found corn meal in singles. Makes me 🤔 that G9 has a MOD to only give him 1 single cormeal. JS, just putting it out there, not pointing fingers. 😅😅

[@rjsennett9]

If your loot is set to 200% you would never find them in singles. That could be it.

[@Thoronghil]

you sound like the guy that kept calling Corbin Dallas in the 5th Element

[@theaveragewizard1297]

"when you guys are ready to burn down the system, let me know." -Glock

[@wintersteale]

When you guys are ready to burn down the entire system let me know - hooks an arm into one of Glock9's and steps forward with a molotov.

[@cmccoyy6]

Watching Glock 9 before working at the dollar store, Dollar store in the game LOL

[@Thelgren00]

Ready for some Palace of Versaile type shit 🔥🤬💥💥

[@zelbinian]

You get even angrier at light beer when you realize non-alcoholic brews have really upped their game.

[@zelbinian]

@@hinder777 Never heard of a designated driver, eh?

[@michaelsmith3325]

You sounded fed up glock.