WHAT HAPPENS IF EVERY NIGHT IS A BLOOD MOON?! | 7 Days to Die MEGA EPISODE

[@rend3ring]

Remember when this came out and Wade was like, "I'm getting a ton of birthday wishes, but my birthday was a month ago, so I'm guessing Mark uploaded a video." Cause I do.

[@baneZacon]

Pepperidge farm remembers~

[@Sedvald]

1 year later

[@behindthesetup7098]

What

[@Fuck_handles]

@@behindthesetup7098 see,this video was streamed on wade's birthday,while markiplier uploaded it on KZbin a month after the original stream,hence some people thought it's wade's birthday and(i assume)they wished him happy birthday on his stream,then wade,using complex human thinking patterns,concluded that he's getting a ton of birthday wishes because mark has indeed uploaded their stream on his KZbin channel.

[@messyalien5164]

@@baneZacon I love Family Guy references!!

[@madmouse1016]

Amy like "you killing everybody?" Has the same vibe as a grandma trying to support her grandson's gaming xD

[@bonnievoiceactor]

It made me think of that "Are you winning, son?" meme XD

[@natedogg1088]

Gamers need support too :D Gooooooo Wade!!!

[@yellowmelon9402]

Totally

[@TDuiker]

i cant find wades perspective from this stream, like what hes doing all this time :P

[@danubio79]

@@TDuiker yeah, i wanna see "THE HOUSE"

[@archerkuro4158]

The real tittle is "Using Wade's Birthday as an Excuse to put him through Hell"

[@triggered_atheist619]

Under liked comment in my honest opinion

[@tomurashigaraki7031]

Yup

[@jacobbroughton6565]

My favourite tittie

[@bigc7099]

;)

[@raywoods2373]

underrated this needs a heart at least 5 k likes

[@UncleSamAAAA]

*before the stream* wade: yeah im just looking for something to relax to mark: ok, listen, you're gonna laugh

[@carterround4600]

Y-you guys playing Uno over there?

[@audreychalin17]

@@carterround4600”y-you guys playing 7 days to die over there? You guys wanna play the same game at the same like time?”

[@ActualChrist]

Memento mori dude

[@idonteatcoldhardcheese]

I love how you need to know markiplier uno lore to understand this joke

[@alpheon2552]

@@carterround4600😂

[@hughtran2520]

"We're gonna survive, Right buddy?" "...." "Buddy?" Wade: "Im good. How are you?"

[@samanthawehrmeister421]

wade does not answer:panik he says "im good":kalm he says "im good: PANIK

[@damophobe]

Bethesda NPCs.

[@bleh1822]

Yo I do that to some time

[@braindeadman1829]

I read this just when they said it, perfect timing

[@Tonsils-micman]

@@samanthawehrmeister421z

[@destrukto8736]

I was waiting the whole time for Bob to pop in screaming "I'm 89% umbrella!"

[@Eddieyeti_ttv]

thats because its an old one that he played and reposted it again 😞

[@supermariobros9527]

Yeah, ditto. Hopefully it will happen again in a future episode.

[@blakecacini8016]

@@supermariobros9527 did you say future episode?

[@Broman2980]

Hello the past

[@Drew-J.H.-Rochester]

@@Broman2980 Hello the past.

[@mumblemaster]

Mark: "Wade, these are vitamins they don't.." Wade: silently driving away

[@TheMasterVictory]

the betrayer got betrayed xD

[@BroganiteOG]

Plot twist: Wade betrays Mark

[@mylaedhros7965]

Wade would NeVErrRr lol I love this so much.

[@whitefang5973]

And thus the circle of betrayal is complete

[@darrellwillis4871]

Mark: *betrays Wade via bike* Wade: no u

[@Kekedekes]

“The locals seem nice.” Wade’s humor is another level.

[@chuckled125]

That's something I can imagine a Left 4 Dead character saying

[@Its1mpulse]

Can I get a timestamp?

[@Kekedekes]

@@Its1mpulse 1:01:11 I had to watch it all over to find that, but I don’t mind. I’ve watched this video at least a dozen times.

[@bird_with_knives]

@@Kekedekes thanks, man

[@iraf.official]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Madking12357]

The friendship between wade and mark is just so hilarious definitely warms the heart having them insult each other when they each make horrible decisions.

[@Shytownn]

Madking 357 the kings of horrible but hilarious decisions

[@CeresEros]

Shylah G. Exactly

[@R4GNAR0G]

Yea. Like siblings. Bob is the only mature one.

[@katie1925]

@@R4GNAR0G you know it's bad when you say bob is the most mature

[@boojunkles]

Woah Sheogorath I didn't know you watch Markiplier

[@dogdig]

Wade: "I'm punching grass!" Mark while punching grass: "That's not building barricades!"

[@MsNoPixel]

I died when that happened... Marks over here in his own head like “shhhhh he’ll never know” (referring to wade knowing marks punching grass as well).

[@crazyartist7479]

NEW ENDING IN YANDERE SIM

[@dracophoenixttv]

@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Mark only plays it when it updates if its an interesting one.

[@moreclick978]

@@dracophoenixttv which is never

[@angelee3519]

1000th like

[@wildfirefox1]

Wade has, so far: Dislocated his thump playing animal crossing Thought he broke his nose doing a voice bit while sneezing Dislocated his wrist and popped it back into place while playing an online boardgame with the group ??? More to come im sure

[@meowkittymeowmeow2786]

Wait what video did he dislocate his wrist?

[@wildfirefox1]

@@meowkittymeowmeow2786 It's Uno. "Wade literally breaks his hand"

[@wolfychan4223]

@@wildfirefox1 I can't find it. Did he delete it?

[@siannon2]

@@wolfychan4223 no he didnt

[@SeaguIISoup]

Wolfy Chan It’s on mark’s channel

[@CallMeCoolly]

I love how mark just hates on the church saying how bad a spawn it is, when it's the best most defendable chokepoint they find the whole playthrough

[@FuriosasWarRig]

Churches are just terrible anyway lmao

[@leadmydayslord4027]

I think uts cause he us atheist

[@CallMeCoolly]

@@leadmydayslord4027 not really what I ment but ok. Was just sayin from a logical standpoint its the best kill box. Not many points to defend so you could focus most of your attention on shoring up the front doors defenses. Hope that helps

[@megarayquaza9054]

@@CallMeCoolly with one possible problem of getting completely surrounded because of the fact that there's only 1 way out

[@miahbey8583]

Wade: Almost breaks nose sneezing while doing an Elmo impression, Dislocates thumb while playing animal crossing, Dislocates wrist jazz handing to hard

[@spiritravenheart1335]

He is very accident prone.

[@Nucl34r_W1nt3r]

truly the man we all must fear

[@huuminbloodborn7570]

Wade is made of paper, love, and rage.

[@ScarletCandlelight]

Ara we sure Wade doesn't have EDS?

[@griffinsonjupiter]

@@ScarletCandlelight fnejfidjd was literally about to comment that. Or maybe just hypermobile in some way. Dislocating things like that sn't normal. Are you EDS gang too?

[@gabriellockwood2780]

"There was a man lying down, and I went to check on him and he disappeared!" Is the same energy as; "THE FROG TURNED INTO A TIGER! There was also a snake!"

[@juliannehaidusek4202]

I understand this reference and I am very proud of myself.

[@julien7196]

@@juliannehaidusek4202 what is it a referance to

[@ryndoesathing4183]

@@julien7196 One of the hand simulators on an island

[@rockysmith6105]

@@julien7196 Yep, hand sim survival which mark would later solo to victory.

[@Da_Shark]

Wade is just a very special boi

[@neilgoldberg547]

Wade: "oh my god im so dead" Mark: "Why did you fall off the roof"? Wade: "I panicked." Mark: "But I specifically told you not to panic." Wade: "But you said it in a way that made me panic even more"

[@atticussato2990]

Welcome to : A N X I E T Y

[@theholytoilet6668]

Matthaeus As a toilet, I completely agree.

[@cordero6960]

yeah these two would do well in post apocalypse world

[@Waghhhhjj]

panicked*

[@Sam-ho5kt]

Amy: are you killing everybody? Mark: killing Wade apparently Amy: good job, good job

[@ashleybarnes9343]

Literally copied someone's comment from 2 years ago but sure

[@Myuutsuu85]

@@ashleybarnes9343 first world problems.

[@elaineschow5700]

@@Myuutsuu85 XD

[@Akira.0.]

Anyone who cares about copied comments are dumb cause mark has 30 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS

[@Mudkippropagandamelody]

​​@@ashleybarnes9343 don't you think it's possible that maybe- stick with me for a moment- maybe they didn't see it?

[@emmam1282]

Mark: “did you just put the goggles on because they were an item that you found?” Wade: “yes?” I swear Wade is me

[@jossefyoucef4977]

Mark most likely did the same thing and just made wade feel bad about it

[@tiffanywhitney9501]

Same

[@charlesmaas3984]

Don't you mean, you are Wade?

[@kendac5493]

Wade is your spirit animal

[@Dondo_Golden_Rose]

Tbh, it was a smart move

[@Diman1211]

Amy, coming into the room to take Chica back: “Are ya winning, Mark?”

[@Imnotlexi250]

LoL ya

[@juk3_r415]

@Aren boy can I tell ya Glock nine must have one happy family (he's a KZbinr that plays mostly this)

[@louisekanmore7872]

Boo

[@_s0mm_]

@@juk3_r415 i know right? but lets face it, we cant confirm his family since we only hear his voice and game.

[@_s0mm_]

@Caitlin Mark.exe has stopped working *windows pc shutting down*

[@lillyolpin842]

bob wasn't here so mark had to assume the position of "calculated betrayer"

[@frederf3227]

Bob? The nice one? Surely not!

[@stanleyscalf8836]

As opposed to Wades "Always betrayer because he's a complete idiot?"

[@newbaggett]

As opposed to: "Here yah go Mark!" "Aw thanks budd-...Wade, this is just vitamins." **BRRNG BRRING NOISES IN THE DISTANCE** "...Wade?"

[@pastnfurious5847]

29:18 "We'Re In ThE dEsErT, yOu DiNgUs." Cracks me up every time 🤣

[@hanzha]

The fact i came from a video from that title

[@AlexGamer-06]

@@hanzha same here

[@CH51234]

@@AlexGamer-06 same

[@jessicanirri7321]

sounds like my daughter @korranirri

[@airsoftrecap8646]

I just saw your comment when he said that 😂

[@vilmosdibuz4408]

Imagine going to the doctor, and when he asks what's the problem you have to explain that you, a 30 year old man broke your nose while doing an Elmo impression.

[@liconyte421]

Vilmos Dibuz is this some kind of further in the video joke i don’t understand

[@nitro_shark1170]

@@liconyte421 yes

[@nitro_shark1170]

@@liconyte421 there is some really funny moments so stick till the end :)

[@spurka8837]

Man, i'm gonna die, wade luck is like if god himself is messing with him for just for fun

[@dovahcatgaming922]

I need a video of this 😂

[@panicathogwarts]

Mark: "we're going to survive, aren't we buddy?" Wade:......................... "I'm good. How are you?"

[@austinelledge7357]

Officer: "How high are you?" Wade: "I'm good. How are you?"

[@yeetopateeto-2290]

Bob is usually the one who is sensible so without him mark and wade are like two children without parents in a toy store.

[@R4GNAR0G]

Sounds about right. The way Wade whine at Mark when he ran away with the bike was hilarious. Just like a 5 year old when his favorite toy's taken away. LUL

[@ishbr7896]

Yup yup i agreed 😂

[@charadreemurr3397]

or it's like bob is that one parent that makes their kid (mark) go over to the weird kids (wade) birthday party and because bob isn't around, Mark isn't being nice anymore but then actually starts to like him by the end of the party

[@kagarisa1426]

Bob's secretly playing with them, he isn't in the,group and has build a bunker

[@alexgray2039]

I have never been so horribly offended by something I 100% agree with.

[@Uncle_Hargle]

“The worst thing about betrayal is that it doesn’t come from an enemy.”

[@aronymousboi2786]

Yeah, that's why it's referred to as a betrayal

[@BrettAShore]

@@aronymousboi2786 Damn that got me.

[@rhettbaldwin2417]

sun tzu, the art of war

[@tylerthompson5859]

That's some next level reddit t-shirt quote. I love it.

[@nicholaskinkaid]

Worst thing about murder is that someone doesn't get to walk away.

[@miabullafaloni1312]

I love that Amy's version of "ya winnin', son?" Is "you killin everybody?"

[@MagnumSized]

and she's happy he's killing wade

[@xerilaun]

19:57

[@afineg1]

Mom comes in

[@anything___Gaming]

Literally the entire audience sees chica for 15 seconds losing their shit the entire time

[@pierre-lucsurprenant490]

^^

[@renakira3458]

Mark: "Wade, these are vitamins they don't.." Wade: *Silently drives away* *I SENSE A DOUBLE BETRAYAL!!!*

[@tsurra]

The best part is, he was heading straight towards a zombie in his silence

[@austinelledge7357]

Oooohhh baby a triple!

[@reydragonclaw1128]

Mark's alter ego: Darkiplier, Warfestache, Googleiplier, Dr. Iplier- Wade's alter ego: *ELMO*

[@galadrinihrinor4863]

Bloodthirsty elmo

[@carsondubose5662]

no wade's alter ego is suffering elmo

[@destinydestroyer9981]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@abandonedchannel8756]

Sneezing elmo

[@nathanialhammar9752]

My alter ego is using an Elmo hat as mask and running up to people and scaring them

[@moth8638]

I love how Amy came in and did a "are you winning son?" On Mark

[@rammuertoanimations4664]

Mark: "you okay?" Wade: *"I CREAMED, I'M GOOD"* Ladies and gentlemen, the last survivors of humanity

[@anujayabandu572]

Ram Muerto Animations 🤣🤣🤣

[@nemeqis]

I love that Mark's birthday gift for Wade is just him suffering. I love their friendship.

[@infamousheadshaker3600]

Hey I saw your comment on another video earlier

[@infamousheadshaker3600]

Hi

[@harkyreagan1089]

Great comment wanna be friend :]

[@harkyreagan1089]

@@infamousheadshaker3600 I like how you comment wanna my girlfriend :]

[@here5y]

@@harkyreagan1089 well thats a way to get a girlfriend.

[@wakahisasensei]

“Every night is a blood moon.” -Mark “I’m not a masochist” Fischbach

[@rockstar292]

To be fair mark was prepared for it, in this case he's more of a Sadist-

[@Foreststrike]

@@rockstar292 Why do I hear maniacal laughter?

[@seemslegit614]

He is more sadist than masochist Ethan on the other hand

[@flightreactsfanboi9717]

Hes neither

[@memedaddy6189]

666th like.

[@thechimera5988]

I love how in the beginning Mark is so supportive and caring, then as time goes on it turns into “We’re in the desert you dingus”

[@juhoflow695]

_Markiplier's song:_ *T-E-A-M-W-O-R-K* *T* is for Two of us traveling together *E* is for Everyone loves me _"What?"_ *A* is for Always be there beside you *M* is for Mark is trustworthy _"Okay that checks out but shouldn't there be w o r k"_ *W* is for Wade he is the best in the world *O* is for Orange for the Bengals *R* is for raring to go down the road _"what was the last letter?" "K"_ *K* is for you'll be oKay

[@clouded.2360]

When was this?

[@becauseican908]

You need more likes

[@stanmarsh7890]

C is for the Cigar they left behind

[@karissam3244]

@@clouded.2360 1:19:16

[@sleepyheadinsomniac6265]

Raring*

[@panicathogwarts]

Mark: manages to turn a crappy house into one with decent fortifications and lots of good supplies that gets them through several bloodmoon nights Also Mark: *we should move*

[@poachedbrotato6053]

That church is really good. Elevated for one. And it has only one approachable entrance. Easy to defend

[@kurtronqx7135]

it would unnecessarily lengthen the video and make it boring. as sad as that sounds, i suppose Mark intended for this world to only be used for this stream

[@otakuspeedpaints2809]

I like your username

[@cheesed-kun8445]

Watch some of glock9’s vids on horde night every night and you’ll understand it’s better to just move from building to building

[@kagarisa1426]

Wade: doesn't help do anything, pretends to loot a house while a zombie feeds on his corpse

[@olivehoneycutt3474]

"You're going to be fine-" "I fell off a roof and died." "WhY DiD YOu FalL OfF ThE RoOf aNd DIe?!"

[@seantheliaison7329]

HeAltH

[@Nathan-zw7nq]

GrAviTy

[@charyltruax7884]

LOL

[@naythanthompson9602]

He pinaked

[@CaseyNoK]

@@naythanthompson9602 He told him not to panic! Lol

[@austinrowan9308]

“We’re going to survive; you, me, that zombie over there…” my favorite line.

[@juliaperry5860]

" We're gonna live" In fact; they did not

[@Green_Lightning_Games]

I have two. Wade: "OH FUCK ME!!!!" Mark:" What did you do?!?" Wade "THERE WAS A SURPRISE!" And Mark: "WAH!!!! THE COYOTE!!! It's dead. I exploded its brains."

[@Green_Lightning_Games]

Forgot the times. The first one: 11:13 The second one: 11:28

[@ZorotheGallade]

Wade: "I'M GONNA BLEED OUT!" Mark: "Don't do that Wade." HEALING 100

[@ShaggyTheClown17]

101

[@thegambleman8]

wade did it to mark no it is mark's turn

[@friedrice7876]

ZorotheGallade The medic

[@uwu8725]

*RESTORATION 100

[@ArgentoGaming]

@@uwu8725 thank you, someone fixed it

[@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293]

Everyone: *Expects Mark to betray Wade* The end: *Wade betrays Mark*

[@naythanthompson9602]

Yeah

[@thegrindcoreenthusiast7293]

@@opethium647, Thanx, same here, didn't expect someone with a taste in music like me to appear in the comments.

[@vierzehn575]

@@blazethedogo5943 no

[@jrcspiderman2003]

@@blazethedogo5943 that doesn't even make grammatical or logical sense to be a word ANYWHERE in that sentence

[@blazethedogo5943]

@@jrcspiderman2003 I see now. I’m dumb

[@JamesRiderX]

Wade: I broke my nose by sneezing while doing a Elmo impression. Mark: Considering it's you, I do not doubt that in the slightest. *not even 10 seconds later* Wade: I also dislocated my thumb playing animal crossing. Mark: I don't believe you!!!

[@thatonegirl5220]

why does the second thing sound more like Wade than the first?

[@Eremiyah]

Remember, Wade dislocated his wrist/hand during an Uno game as well

[@GKAriell]

I want a literal walking dead show but with just mark and Wade. I’d legit pay for it. Like. Each episode. Dear god this is great

[@TheLadyKatt]

This is gold

[@meganhausman1443]

@GKAriell have you seen the Walking Dead episode of Drunk Minecraft? It’s so dumb. It’s one of my favorites. 😂

[@DagothUr3427]

“I got a tin can, a feather and a block of wood” Fuckin killed me

[@matthollands7771]

A yes. The trifecta to surviving a zombie apocalypse!

[@flameyboy4184]

If this was minecraft, free arrow

[@itsbandyyy]

hes ready for WAR

[@mr.cathacker]

A decorative spear

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@flameyboy4184 what about the flint?

[@CaptainSkullDemon]

Mark: [Rides off into the sunset] Wade: *[Rides off toward a zombie]*

[@faztrapproductions]

XDXD Sounds just like something they would do haha

[@stylishniggachannel4763]

Lol

[@andrewvandyke8615]

Elmo ONE SHOT ONE KILL

[@AmuroNT1]

Mark: *sings T-E-A-M song* Wade: Shouldn't that be "Teamwork"? I feel like there should be a W-O-R-K in there... *Mark.exe has suffered a fatal exception error and must reboot.*

[@tyleranderson4834]

LOL

[@naythanthompson9602]

Lol means laughed out loud he is not a robot

[@Yabadabaduuuuuuuuu]

@@naythanthompson9602 …are you baiting me for a woosh?

[@blindedace9011]

Mark: REPAIR YOUR STUFF Wade: *starts singing "Seagulls, Stop It Now!"*

[@CrossbredManiac]

Best thing is that a lot of people don't actually get why it's funny 😭

[@willow8055]

classic

[@emem7862]

Omg. Amy: "You killing everybody?" Mark: "I'm killing wade apparently" Amy: "Good job" 🤣

[@sjonnoh]

Game just starts. Mark: "Don't panic and you will be fine.". *Wade immediately panics and dies from falling off a roof*

[@clickawayforyourowngood1915]

its almost like we just watched the same fucking video

[@raidynmorian4518]

@@clickawayforyourowngood1915 wow, you must have lots of friends

[@saladfish5]

It’s off with two f’s. Sorry, I just like seeing how people react to grammar corrections.

[@sjonnoh]

@@saladfish5 U right, and I don't mind. Sometimes I do tend to forget to use the right words.

[@naythanthompson9602]

Yes he is very weird

[@thedrifter5531]

amy is like a proud mom "you killing everybody?"

[@justalittleturtle5600]

I was thinking of the Grandpa memes, "Are ya winning?"

[@caidmendoza3445]

@@justalittleturtle5600 my granda would see me miss a shot and go, "ya missed him bud"

[@cubeass]

"are you winning son?"

[@BendyK_]

Wade: I fell of the ROOF and DIED! Mark: Why did you fall of a roof?! Wade: I panicked. Mark: I told you not to PANIC!

[@thestrangemusician168]

Wade: yeah but you said it in a way that made me panic more!

[@potatotatoman1145]

Mark:That doesnt make any sense!

[@happysushicat1479]

Mark: *Betrays Wade on his B-day* -After giving him the minibike Wade: *Betrays Mark and leaves him a few vitamins in exchange* Me: I wish I had a friendship like that!

[@elusivegamergirl]

36:01 Wade: "I dislocated my thumb playing Animal Crossing too!!" Mark: "I don't believe you!!" Wade: "I wouldn't believe me either if I wasn't me."

[@kennethwilliams2157]

I almost gave myself a mini heart attack while running in animal crossing. If you have any questions, that's fine.

[@therealsweezy7868]

@@kennethwilliams2157 how did you do that!?

[@Glaycier]

Kenneth Williams im interested in this too

[@ifancycurly]

@@kennethwilliams2157 Hopping on the train as I'm curious about that too

[@poopsock6419]

When you remember Wade hurting himself doing jazz hands during uno

[@Squirtle0360]

Remember Wade's birthday where they played Uno and everyone kept giving Wade bits on twitch for turnip soup? Because I do.

[@emlynselene1096]

I fondly remember that

[@codeecho9404]

Squirtle 360 his chat on stream and even some on KZbin still bring up the turnips 😂

[@anichka101]

I rewatched that video just a couple days ago how nice

[@mylaedhros7965]

Lol turnip souppppp

[@realgaminggenius]

he still hasn't made that video of him eating turnip soup and i'm lowkey fuming

[@blitzcha0s308]

I've been rewatching this so many times that now I'm curious to see Wade's perspective of things. Especially curious about the house that Wade claims that there's so many loot.

[@Bigman-q6z]

i looked, it no exist

[@aniyilator]

He was pulling the move that Mark used to do when he would pretend to go to his college classes by going somewhere and walking around for a while

[@xrickardoxgamer3282]

I wanna see the Ghost part to see if he was just pulling our legs or was seeing a glitch or even a easter egg.. Been curious of what he saw ever since

[@ashleybarnes9343]

​@aaronstuff4770 it doesn't exist because wade was livestreaming on twitch, he never turned it into a youtube video

[@Darkmage1293]

Amy: "You killin everybody?" Mark: "Killin Wade apparently." Amy: "Good Job, Good Job." Barbara, is that you?

[@faztrapproductions]

Barbara: Yes.

[@samofsamnation7523]

@Lonely Pluto That would explain Mark’s affinity for Barbara.

[@slackolantern]

"I will remember this come your birthday." Well, Mark's getting some Getting Over It time in his future

[@mellow2573]

Lmao i read ur username as shaq O'lantern

[@pwnyboy9714]

God willing.

[@Wylkdracosooth]

Nag nah, pogostuck

[@slackolantern]

@@mellow2573 How did I never see this a year ago? LOL that's hilarious!

[@invisiblebrandy]

As of July 2020 Wade has: - almost broke his nose doing Elmo impression - dislocated his thumb playing Animal Crossing - dislocated his wrist doing jazz hands What a lad

[@blakee1487]

True men break their hands and break their spinal cord when they sneeze

[@urosmamic4172]

@@dragonturtlemax7438 i think he punched the table idk

[@Ritchar]

I predict he's going to explode his knees just by breathing.

[@naythanthompson9602]

Love it

[@ylenagreen4084]

I’m starting to think he has EDS 😂

[@neonsucgang3995]

11:16 the way wade said "THERE IS A SURPRISE" is just hilarious

[@Wla3-gt6dk]

Don’t forget “We’Re In ThE dEsErT yA dInGuS…” 😂😂😂

[@KM-jb3vg]

Watching you, Bob, Wade and Sean (when he there) play games together is like I'm playing with my friends laughing along and stuff, I know people will say it's sad and whatever but I'm lonely and losing a battle with mental health and you guys make the down time bearable. So Thank you all

[@meguwu4975]

K M same man, listening to them goof around is such a good distraction

[@abirdscloaca4745]

Good luck with whatever you're dealing with

[@Trickpants]

Never stop watching if that's what makes you happy. I hope you can find something to help you with your mental health struggles - If you need people to talk to, 7CupsOfTea is a website of volunteers dedicated to talking to people who're struggling. They're not medical professionals, but they have all struggled similarly to many people, and they wish to help if they can. None of what you tell them will go beyond the website, and you're allowed to discuss whatever you want with them. I hope they can be of some help. I hope you'll continue fighting - There are many more videos of Mark's antics to stick around for, and some day things *will* get better.

[@ladykageia]

It’s not sad at all! It’s normal, man watching these guys play is something I look forward to every week or whenever they post. The chemistry that they have is what makes these videos successful. Not only that but they play to have fun, not to be the best. You are not alone my dude. These guys have help save me a handful of times by just giving me something to genuinely laugh at. I’m wishing you the best!

[@cherrynbo]

honestly yeah, my parents don't understand how i can sit in my room alone all day on my laptop, but i don't feel alone and i found that i'm the happiest when i'm watching this group. *when both of your parents are extroverts*

[@Gunni4091]

Wade: *Literally does anything* Markiplier: You're killing me, Smalls.

[@marcywise1856]

**Amy walks in** Mark:"Oh, Hey Amy" Amy: "You killing everybody?" Mark: "Just Wade." Amy: "Good Job. Good job." Me: ...👀

[@gavin6993]

Time?

[@marcywise1856]

@@gavin6993 19:50

[@gavin6993]

@@marcywise1856 ty ❤

[@marcywise1856]

@@gavin6993 Np 😊

[@otterbread8200]

she has such mum vibes i love it

[@vacantvoid3888]

I'm on a desert deployment right now and let me tell you, when Wade said "I HATE THE DESERT" i felt that at an emotional friggin level man...

[@mikeratomn3475]

Really?

[@jayspaz819]

for what?

[@bestelln]

Same bro I’m in Africa 😂

[@4ZRA3L562]

he never replied must be ded now XD

[@bestelln]

@@4ZRA3L562 that's a really stupid thing to say

[@itsrosiegaming9071]

Mark: there’s Blood moons every night. Wade: (Confused panic) What?! Few moments later: (Wade screaming) I PaNiCeD!!

[@punky_portraits]

I've had SUCH a bad day today and just the blurry 3 seconds of chica made me feel so much better (I mean mark and wade are nice but CHICA)

[@ClericDoggo56]

Chicky chica is the goodest gurl

[@psilocybin683]

You know you can find dogs everywhere on the internet right ?

[@DelonixRegia04]

I hope tomorrow will be better for you!

[@hauntedheartss]

ゆがんだVเภςєภ† yeah, but it’s *_chica_*

[@hauntedheartss]

The Art Of Gaming Chica is the best lil floofer ❤️❤️❤️

[@epicdemic777]

I love how the zombies didn't even kill Wade during the blood moon. It was him panicking and falling to his death.

[@DoubleADwarf]

I really wish we could see the VOD from Wade's stream. I want to know what the hell he was doing for 5 days.

[@Erie32]

Mark at the end: "Wade?" Wade: *Riding off into the sunset and towards a Zombie*

[@naythanthompson9602]

What

[@Erie32]

@@naythanthompson9602 what

[@Stanier_Standard]

@@Erie32 what

[@Erie32]

@@Stanier_Standard what?

[@jazzswift4221]

That's beautiful * sniffles *

[@vibecheck265]

Wade: *LITERALLY DYING* Mark: "well how bout just don't?"

[@salteapixels2831]

lol

[@austinelledge7357]

Dying*

[@austinelledge7357]

@Creemz there is no help for me😂

[@chrisnoel1171]

@@austinelledge7357 came here to see if someone corrected their grammar. Did not disappoint!

[@yosora6280]

how the turn tables

[@aronymousboi2786]

22:12 Mark: "If you hit them with an arrow, occasionally, they get angry" Yeah, I too would be a little pissed off if someone shot an arrow at me...

[@annarodahl1839]

Especially if you took it to your knee 😅

[@mercurymerc6518]

I'd fear for my life.

[@king_carno]

Wade: Mark the birds! Mark: That’s your problem man Wade: No they’re on you Mark: AHHH THE BIRDS!!!! Wade: That’s your problem you deserved that 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@SproutTussle]

Timestamp?

[@Formersnail6631]

​@@SproutTussle. About 9-10 minutes in

[@alnikoamri1779]

​@@SproutTussle 25:29

[@SCP--xw5fg]

“I didn’t have any wood to repair my axe, which is not yet broken” - Wade 2020

[@drdarmst]

honesty 100

[@wabaduba2860]

Speech 100

[@naythanthompson9602]

He is super

[@evangriffith260]

Mark: well the bloom moon has just started where are you right now? Wade: I’m outside, is that ok? Mark: I- yeah sweetie your doing great Wade: screams of horror Mark: l a u g h I n g

[@rivrrr29]

Mark: not believing Wade when he says that he thought he broke his nose by sneezing and also dislocating his thumb playing animal crossing Me: this is the same man who some how dislocated his wrist by jazz handing too hard while playing UNO anything is possible Edit: thanks for all of the likes guys❤

[@kewegahl7707]

On next episode of stupid ways that wade hurts himself: wade breaks his ankle while jumping up from his chair It's stupid, but wade will make it work

[@antiusinferno9396]

I have no idea how he does any of this it might actually be beneficial for medical science to study Wade just to find out how he does it. I mean if we can figure it out we will know just how to prevent it and who knows maybe we'll find a cure for terrible luck and stupidity by doing so... or we'll forget about it and find cupcakes instead.

[@lucamaniac796]

Scp pleasssee

[@Isopants]

Totally believable, that kind of bad luck runs in my family. My sister shattered her foot in six places doing the MC Hammer dance. True story. She has a plate in her foot now.

[@l0sts0ul89]

@@Isopants thats kinda funny

[@simplycrimson8820]

"I'm hearing voices telling me to kill all humans. I know what is sane , and I am not. Wait dont quote me on that." - Mark 2013

[@LitEmbers]

i love that someone remembered

[@jackofsometrades9208]

Good reference

[@itsyaboy9829]

What video?

[@DontmindmeImhereforthecomments]

Omg I remember that! Totally forgot what video it's from though

[@way2dead4u]

it's from the first 7 days to die episode

[@amyhosey6910]

Mark: "Let's start poking them from the gap" Also Mark: *Pulls out double barrel*

[@thehalfnutprince]

they're just really big pokes

[@PirateOfGermany]

*rip and tear fades in*

[@Abyssal_Entity]

He's just poking them with flying bullets

[@johnadrianbunyi7419]

"There's an angry man, and he's bald like me, and i know bald people are scary" I love you wade

[@megarayquaza9054]

No offense You Bald?

[@randominternetuser3672]

Give him shampoo too intensify his anger.

[@zillasaiyan1m274]

This also fits with scp 096

[@johnadrianbunyi7419]

@@megarayquaza9054 no, it's just i'm impressed that wade isn't insecure and even make jokes about his baldness

[@lich.possum]

I love their friendship energy, its so potent and chaotic

[@BrittanyNiicole]

Nobody: Gar: don't panic. I'm in your house

[@kahnwae6324]

"If I find a gun in this drop I'll give you one" Meanwhile Mark has like nine guns...

[@somedudeoncomment9588]

🤣

[@sophiechen4874]

Wade: just wants to play some chill games and relax with his buddy Mark: let's play 7 Days to Die *Blood Moon every night*

[@orphancloud1132]

Mark just wanted to see how much he and Wade could take.

[@crazedchangeling]

Screw Pan of Feather, have you heard of Can of Feather?

[@sheevpalpatine4437]

Lyrics for Safe by Markiplier: S is for such a beautiful birthday A is for anytime F is for friends like you and me and E Is for eat my eyes Ooh safe, ooh safe We're so safe in this place I love you and you love me and we are saaafe We are safe, we're safe, we are safe in this place Safe for you and you for me we're safe Greatest song you'll ever hear at 1:02:50 and 1:05:01

[@tcmbillay]

I'm calling Jacksepticeye for copyright claims- The Funniest home videos theme

[@ikarys1703]

The happy Birthday song afterwards 🤣

[@sheevpalpatine4437]

Kris Foro lmao

[@aviem5887]

Happy birthday wade! Also, “Every night is a blood moon” “w h a t”

[@stringone5355]

His birthday was actually a couple of weeks ago This is a stream

[@w0lf_boi_henry]

Wade: “It’s gonna be a chill stream.” 😌 Mark: “Yeah about that…” 🤣🤣🤣

[@dcc105]

Amy sounds like a mom being supportive of their child playing games.

[@FlightIess]

"Are ya winning, son?"

[@billybongos876]

I didn’t think that existed

[@chaosincarnate7304]

Imagine having parents lol :(.

[@Jewelsonn]

No Imagine being the parent and saying that... Lol

[@og_szzl6627]

@@billybongos876 I thought the same thing

[@KimberleyW]

"Birds are just demons" - Markiplier 2020

[@noel9817]

They are in this game

[@emmam1282]

No they are robots

[@mr.madhatter9779]

birds arent real

[@leme9909]

imagine being this misinformed.... they're government drones smh

[@jacksonrich4360]

they are descendants of dinos

[@beepboop005]

Amy: you killing everybody ? Mark: I’m killing wade apparently Amy: good job good job :)

[@resonance1838]

Wade: YOU GOT THREE DAYS IN?!?! Mark: *casual nervous laughter* I didn't wanna spoil the experience for you

[@Babyybean]

Mark: **Just chillin in his barricaded house** Wade: **scared birthday screaming**

[@dannyflintstone7003]

*gets eaten by zombies happily*

[@TheZajicekfarber]

Wade: "BIRDS!" Mark: "That sounds like a you problem. AHH BIRDS!" Wade: "I meant it for you."

[@RamielEdits]

*giornos theme intensifies*

[@ryanlowe5681]

Wade: **Breaks his nose while doing an Elmo impression** Wade again: **Dislocates his thumb while playing Animal Crossing** Also Wade: **Breaks his hand while doing jazz hands** Wade another time: **Dislocates his wrist clicking to fast**

[@sansprobus7209]

i hope that was recorded

[@glitched448]

Wade is not ok

[@names1139]

Jesus is wade made of paper

[@MeribelNova]

The jazz hands incident is my personal favorite Poor guy 😂

[@Wren_C]

Wade dislocated his wrist when he clicked too fast during Uno that one time.

[@bananamanbobross1711]

I love how you can just see Chica in Markiplier’s camera just being adorable

[@starboy3860]

Poor chica in the background when she was first in there holding ball and just like "dad? Dad? I need out? Dad pls"

[@nikoletak]

Mark: I haven't killed any animals The coyote: * sad noises *

[@cranburry_art0132]

I feel like mark would say to wade "No no no! It wishes for death, c'mon let's go kill a dog"

[@shyguysd929]

They completely missed the most hilarious part of the stream where Mark has a monologue with chat saying Wade’s got to go and he’s gotta drop the deadweight. Rip that was the best part of stream

[@Fluffy1563]

Me and my friend are doing this and it's both great and pants-shitting terrifying if you don't have enough supplies, ESPECIALLY if a certain SOMEONE turned the enemy count up to 64 zombies per player.

[@seymourbuttz6419]

Oh.

[@Japhea]

What is the time setting? Is the day cycle 30 minutes or 20?

[@Fluffy1563]

@@Japhea It was 30 I think

[@Japhea]

@@Fluffy1563 thank you! Although I'm an idiot, he literally says it in the beginning of the video LOL! It's 20 minutes after all

[@Fluffy1563]

@@Japhea lol, didn't hear that either. 0:36

[@anyapeanutlover]

"What happens if every night is a blood moon?!" Hardmode Terraria players: *Is that a challenge?* BotW players:

[@harrisonedwards3891]

AssassinAcademy terraria pssssshhh I’ve completed hard mode and got the unicorn mount and the lizard egg pet

[@ShaydeDragon12]

The thought of having to spend every single in-game night sitting through an unskippable "The blood moon rises once again! Please be careful, Link!" cutscene instills me with far more terror than heightened spawn rates or endless enemy respawns ever could.

[@randomname9723]

@@ShaydeDragon12 how come the cutscene is skippable for me? For me it doesn't say you can skip it but if you try it works. Maybe they added it to wii u but for some dumb reason not to switch

[@nashvontookus7451]

@@harrisonedwards3891 The unicorn mount is quite common when searching for pixie dust. Almost everyone gets it.

[@shadowcreeperking8423]

@AssassinAcademy That is one hell of a challenge, but Mark would be good, let's force him to do it!!!!

[@dragonpower0]

3:03 "I have no weapon!" "Craft!" "I HAVE NO STONE!" "WHY DONT YOU HAVE STONE?!" This reminded me so much of the soup video

[@faztrapproductions]

Right?

[@themajesticham2247]

It's like if the soup video had the most anticlimactic ending ever: "I didn't find any!"... "Alright, fair enough"

[@faztrapproductions]

@@themajesticham2247 ikr?

[@sokeen275]

“I almost broke my nose imitating Elmo while sneezing...” Bruh this killed me

[@explodifier6021]

Do you need to go to a hospital?

[@extraordinary9708]

Also broke his hand playing uno

[@kafir1mw2quick]

anyone found a clip of that happening on stream?

[@tachanka107]

But what about dislocating his thumb playing Animal Crossing? I need to know how.

[@kuraiwolf4047]

Is Wade Mr. Glass or something?

[@shotguntony4730]

Mark: It must be eggs that make the birds go crazy. Me: No Mark I think they're just zombie birds.

[@williamsmith208]

Not hearing Bob's laugh on a 7 Days to Die breaks my heart

[@Flamuski]

Ikr! His laughs are so precious

[@captinrex2261]

I miss 7 Days to Die, I’d play it more but PS4 edition sucks compared to the PC version. Me and my friends can’t even play without the server glitching out or the game crashing.

[@theholytoilet6668]

William Smith I know, right? At this point, not hearing Bob with Wade and Mark is like listening to metal with no guitars.

[@fersotic]

I only played alpha 15-16. I Just don't like new ones. Weapons are everywhere and traders giving shit for them. Vultures everywhere too, and because of it i always need to look in the sky. Idk what's with alpha 18, but i remember me and my friend tried to play alpha 17, and we laughed because zombies were soo slow they just weren't able to reach us. That granny zombie even died on the road running to us, we laughed so hard, but i assume that was just a glitch and it's no more appearing in the new versions.

[@xerilaun]

sameee

[@evanrieux668]

When he says happy birthday in this after watching the forest I just imagine a big spike trap coming up and impaling something

[@mistyize]

Another of my favorite episodes. I watch these two often. Lol

[@thedesertarcher8767]

I loved that one 😂

[@nellylenaj3601]

Lmaooo i was wondering if i was the only one thinking this. 😂😂. I just keep laughing cause flashback

[@shadowhunter6415]

same

[@leiabandura5359]

most people when its there friends b-day: " Happy birthday glad you were born" Markiplier when Wades b-day: " GO AWAY THIS IS MY HOME!!!!" (time reference 44:37)

[@GludiusMaximus]

@Nuts yes

[@faztrapproductions]

I would like this comment but it is exactly 300 I cant

[@faztrapproductions]

Wait it just changed. LIKE

[@cupids_favourite_aro4578]

I love the progression in this video of Wade being not great at the game and being stressed, to Wade being not great at the game and having a great time