7 Definitely Evil Corporations We'd Secretly Love To Work For

Games are full of evil corporations - here are 7 we'd secretly like to work for. There are plenty of evil corporations in video games we'd happily join. From amazing staff facilities in the evil HQ to fun gadgets you get free with the job, there's always a perk if you look hard enough. Did we miss any classic evil companies?
When we say evil corporation we mean the likes of Shinra or Aperture Science - villains we've been fighting all our life, even though we secretly envy them. Perhaps you'd like to join Ted Faro's robot dinosaur empire in Horizon Zero Dawn, or try climbing the corporate ladder at Umbrella. We won't judge you for joining these evil video game companies.
Here's a handy list of all the evil companies in this video:
00:00 You’ve caught me…
01:13 Shinra
03:25 Faro Automated Solutions
05:15 Aperture Science
06:48 LifeInvader
08:17 The company from Inside
10:00 The Templars
11:18 Arasaka
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I feel like a child again now that these are back regularly.

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That’s probably the funniest “Hello, you’ve caught me” yet😭

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I saw the title and immediately thought that this was throwing shade at EA, Activision Blizzard or Ubisoft

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I thought I was the only one

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Absolutely thought the exact same thing.

[@TheOfficialPSI]

Or Sony

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[@sswishbone]

Shinra - I spent last week cosplaying as Reno at a convention, being such a snarky antagonist is what I live for

[@robertbouley7697]

Excellent choice

[@sswishbone]

@@robertbouley7697 Thanks, Slick.

[@theprofessionalfence-sitter]

Not a corporation, but the prosecutor's office from Phoenix Wright: not only do you get to be incredibly stylish, you can also fabricate all your evidence and not face any consequences for it.

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TranStar - Prey 2017 - you work on space station - there are fellow nerds holding TTRPG sessions - you're able to do space walks so long as you have training and permission - as incentive, they give employees nuromods, which are basically brain DLC that can give you any skill or training you want, including (I assume) zero-g training

[@ka-mai]

- not evil

[@jeremypriest3523]

"Chataneuf de Pepper" had me rolling 😂

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The Dark Brotherhood has a very supportive work environemt, lots of comradery, a good incentive program, and lots of advancement opportunities. And you can work as much or as little as you like, you have complete control over your schedule.

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Hello, You've caught me awaiting the release of this weeks Friday Feature!

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Vault Tec seems like I high pressure work environment. You always have to think up ironic experiments to go comically wrong. 😄

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Tbf, a lot vaults did have legitimately good concerns and ideas, the problem was the didn’t realize (or maybe they did) how out of control some of the experiments could end up.

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I'm surprised that you didn't mention Vault Tec, if only because of its close work with RobCo! Meanwhile, my favorite definitely evil co-worker would be Scottish Gollum, as voiced by Rob.

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They can't mention it because Microsoft bought Bethesda in 2021. Because this channel is official Sony, they gotta follow all the usual corporate rules.

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Dave missed the MGS reference in the end. Two lines need to be added on the white board next week (assuming Rob will surely mention MGS again next Friday)

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Don’t forget that the Shinra office has a nap room for their employees (btw I can imagine Rob dancing to the shinra theme on his way to a board meeting) Since FFXIV expansions were mentioned, today is early access for dawntrail!

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I really hope Rob did a Ned Flanders impression to Dave with that PVC leather, where Ned sees Homer skiing & tells Homer his suit feels like he's wearing nothing at all whilst shaking his booty 😂

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Rosie is a gift from above. Also her pawn in DD2 was a great help to me early on.

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The Tojo Clan, we love even though they are at war with another faction every day of the week, the Omi Aliance one day, the Go-Ryu Clan another day and the Jingweon Mafia at the end of the week

[@Borninthe9ties]

Didn't expect to see Rob in his secret bondage gear today. I'm both disgusted and enthralled.

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The delsin fanart is working!

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Is it funny or sad that I thought this was going to be Rob talking how he'd secretly love to work for EA and the like?

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Exact same here 😂

[@Anky_A]

Dear god I would NOT want to even imagine a bendy and moist Rob Pearson, thank you very much...

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I’m writing a second comment because I really need to praise Rob’s Italian, ottimo lavoro Roberto!

[@PlayStationAccess]

Courtesy of google translate. I hope we didn't get it wrong!

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@@PlayStationAccessit’s perfect, I love it 😊

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[@TheKennyboy92]

I know they are not a corporation but I think Federal Bureau of Control is really cool in Control as well as the Oldest House.

[@TheFinalFanboy]

"Evil" corporation might be taking that a bit far, though. They're a morally ambiguous corporation at worst. Near as I can tell, their primary purpose is to contain unimaginably dangerous items so they don't kill everyone. And Jesse's a good person, so she's not likely to use her position for bad stuff.

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These Friday Features are still top tier content. Thanks Rob and team for the entertainment!

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HELLO, you've caught me slacking off work late on a Friday afternoon.

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We won't tell on you.

[@ryanleonardpaul]

You left out the Gadgetron Corporation in Ratchet and Clank. 🙁Definitely need a part 2

[@Unit102ALPHA]

Yeah, I'd work for Shinra. Put me either into SOLDIER or Deepground right now! LOL

[@jasonmcmurtry7812]

Hello, you've caught me working for EA, please don't tell anyone or I'll be black listed from everyone lol 😂😂

[@saterdei]

3:15 I was expecting the chocobo song from the Mideel shop to start playing, just to spite Dave!

[@wobblejaygaming1991]

Not quite an evil company, but an evil genius I would work for is Robert S Pearson!

[@baggybinny]

Sony!!

[@rus.t]

or alternate universe Ben Starr

[@HoYuPhat]

I'm curious what a 20yo bottle of flat soda would taste like but I'm not brave enough nor patient enough to find out...👀

[@NinjaMatt2201]

Brad from Cinema Snob has done it a few times. Just look up Brad tries.

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@NinjaMatt2201 Of course this exist! I freaking LOVE the internet. Thanks bro...🤣🤣👍🏾

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Nice to see Rob using his real picture in the thumbnail instead of the normal human facade he normally sports. 😁

[@TakingTheMick1008]

“Hello, you’ve caught me accidentally falling into the North Sea” 😂

[@melaniapina6368]

Rob absolutely rocks those robot moves 🤖😎

[@SentiNel090]

Gremlin Rosie eating bread next to a bin was honestly a surprise, sure, but a welcome one.

[@eltoroloco8821]

Dam Rob was hitting the robot on beat 😂😂 got that James Bond swag 😎

[@psgamer-0199]

I read Evil Corporations in the thumbnail and immediately thought of Ubisoft. Then I read the part about we would love to join and thought: but I definitely wouldn't join that garbage company.

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These have been class the last few weeks. Well done access! Rosie as all the holograms in horizon would be hilarious

[@sinraiser9370]

This video was not what I expected XD. I was thinking more like EA, Activision etc...

[@Chocobobob]

One of the highlights of my week, every week

[@TheFinalFanboy]

Does IAGO from Hitman count? I mean, sure, you'd have to be comfortable with a little illegal information dealing, but on the plus side, imagine all the cool places you'd get to visit for your work. I heard that in 2016, they hosted a really killer fashion show in Paris.

[@PlayStationAccess]

Oh, they count for sure. Incredible workplaces. So much travel!

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Thank you Rob and gang for bringing joy back to my Fridays

[@Reflesh86]

I love these videos thank you Rob, and team❤️😃

[@dave-the-cow]

Abstergo was my immediate thought!

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The first entry reminded me how awesome the music is for team rocket's underground in Pokemon Gold and Silver =D

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I had to laugh at the sudden cut to Rob wearing the Wesker outfit in the intro. That was unexpected 🤣

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11:00 Like hell you aren't. I didn't care about platinum trophies before I started watching your channel. Now I'm obsessed.

[@KarnageGaming]

"hello 😊 youve caught me again" welcome back rob. easily my fav access video series. the only thibg that gets close is wholesome rosie streams and me discovering what games are being added to ps plus each month

[@reginleif6703]

As long as they don't make me listen to Christmas music while I work, I'm in!

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Rob in a pvc outfit is a sight I’ll never unsee. Also Rosie eating her sandwiches in such a way is very unsettling.

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I have missed you guys so much. I’m so happy it’s back I really missed you acces team! Keep posting I can’t wait to see more

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We've been doing the lists for a couple of months - do go back and catch up if you haven't already!

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I'm so happy the friday feature is back

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Hello, you’ve caught me submitting my application for RobInc. I am definitely subscribed to the channel and I always hit the like button before the #vod starts. For additional consideration I listen to both the PSA podcast on 2 different streaming services to boost numbers and I love the Redshirt Cinema and will be sad when that ends. Long live our beloved ruler Delsin

[@loriisgorey]

The Corpo life path has the best dialogue and side mission options imo. Nomad was my first choice and I prefer the opening to that but Corpo also has that personality juxtaposition between V and Johnny.

[@TheDaniRainbow]

Thanks for the job, Rob!

[@TallAndThin123]

love these videos rob!

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🎶 It’s not the best choiiiiice, It’s Spacer’s Choice!

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Definitely has the best mascot.

[@landismithCOJ]

Underrated selection

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Woah, woah, woah. Let's not forget about Rizzo's.

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@@Matt1yu Sorry, but due to my contract with Spacer’s Choice, I am legally obligated to forget Rizzo’s.

[@jackkelly3558]

Friday has once again become my favourite day of the week

[@martynpotter21]

Roberto di Auditore da Dr Pepper haha Châteauneuf du pepper was brilliant as was the "one Jazz soundtrack short of being a Gran Turismo showroom" Bendy AND Moist lol

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Hello, you’ve got me. Looking forward to Fridays again.

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Amazing video :)

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I didn't know these are back!!! Yessssssssss!!!!

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What an amazing, fresh, and. Entertaining list feature video. Nothing makes my day better than Rob's Friday Features presented by one the world's most charismatic, wise, and talented man ever to have blessed this planet with their presence. On a totally separate note, can I have a promotion now, please?

[@lucasdellamaggiore]

Definitely did not expect this subject, but i'm listening....

[@hungwang3537]

The thumbnail was amazing

[@davidludwig7501]

Hello, you've caught me watching my favorite KZbin channel.

[@itsdeonlol]

Shinra looks amazing!!!

[@Retr0Danny25]

I Swear Rob's "Hello You've Caught Me" quip is so Iconic

[@James__V]

Was hoping the Templars would be on here. Definitely agree with that one!

[@mpsylocke]

Hope we will getting best video game restaurants/cafes list soon.

[@TheMissileHappy]

You can tell that Rob really loves evil companies and talking about which ones he would join, because this video is even funnier than previous ones. And don't think I didn't notice the Disney joke 😅

[@oladrolahola]

- - insert lovely remark - - and those are quite lovely reasons indeed!

[@volrathseigfried8048]

Being executive at Cerberus (Mass Effect series) seems like one of the best jobs you get to play God, you just don't want to be one of the grunts

[@MGP2210]

Great Friday Feature 😊

[@falsealias2046]

RavenSword from Metal Gear solid 4. They had the best commercial, an awesome name and logo business is good.👍🏻

[@KieranChar94]

The FBC from Control came to mind for me, although I wouldn't go as far as evil corporation, more like shady/mysterious

[@andrewdaniel184]

Friday features are just the best

[@GhostlyKudu2]

Rosie is slowly becoming the resident goblin in these features 😬

[@Ellerbeetimes100]

Tons of fun, this one!

[@causewhynot6485]

This is a fun one! As a company man love it

[@supershaunyTV]

Great video and I write this of my fruition, I'm not brainwashed and didn't write it because Rob told me too. All hail the playstation access team.

[@pockylovingranger]

Not surprised to see Abstergo on here xD

[@ionacookie4361]

You lie about the year of the Dr Pepper, I can tell by the packaging 🤣

[@Jonathon_Hennessey]

A evil corporation that I would go work for is Umbrella from Resident Evil.

[@nsellers1985]

I did not have Rob in PVC on my 2024 Access bingo card but I'm here for it! #podsquad

[@kraziiXIII]

"Where can I buy a Dr. Pepper?" is what you said in Italian. "Vorrei comprare un Dr. Pepper" is the polite way to phrase what the subtitle said.

[@stuart2515]

Overlord Rob is terrific. I love my job.

[@alistairwoolgar5763]

Working for Shinra would definitely have its perks. They seemed to be very relaxed when the Turks took leave midway through a world wide man hunt. Wish my work was that flexible.

[@rikusschulze6249]

I'd go full Templar at the drop of a hat. They're the ones who know what's up with humanity. The assassins are ridiculous.

[@hardticket123]

How did RobCo not make this list? I mean the jokes write themselves.

[@CrazeeAdam]

Jokes on Rob i have been brainwashed by Access' amazing content for about 10 years now. It must be that.

[@noirczar5280]

Does Rosie always have her lunch by the trash bin? 😂

[@pirateadam3686]

The Empire - our ships are giant triangles!

[@thomaspalagi5850]

All hail rob the leader of rob inc!

[@shadowlinkbds]

Mermaid Man: EEEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

[@GavsEvans123]

Every Villain Is Lemons!

[@DarknessDust]

I mean....I'd sign up just for the companion cube, no questions asked

[@jbzhummerh2gamer]

The Inside script was the best.

[@Armstrong84]

I love this bloke.

[@SuperEkkorn]

Idk, Rob sure seems jealous of that Golden Joystick nomination.

[@samgrant4827]

Lovely remarks