7 Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: Back for More Evil

You might already know that on this channel it is our tradition to regularly recognise a fresh crop of achievements that reward you for being evil, like the Olympics of being bad in videogames. Now the time has come, once again, to take a hard look at these reprehensible rewards. So you can avoid them. Obviously. Subscribe for more videos like this from Outside Xbox!
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[@enlongjones2394]

Nier Automata’s “Wait! Don’t Kill Me!” Achievement. If the name wasn’t enough to throw you off, getting the achievement requires you to kill 10 friendly machine lifeforms. They’ll never attack you back, and just beg you to stop. Of course, there’s also the option to just buy the achievement from the game’s secret achievement shop. So you can claim that you got it that way.

[@michaelandreipalon359]

That magnificent bastard of a game sure knows what you're up to.

[@mnArqal93]

For this one, I saved, killed them and then loaded my save back up from before. This was before I knew about the the achievement shop, but I guess it works just as well.

[@michaelandreipalon359]

@@mnArqal93 You brilliant genius you.

[@JachAnen]

@@mnArqal93 Except for the fact that you actually did it. Using saves does not keep your conscience clean

[@Blaze_Shadowflame]

I got it by killing some passive carnival robots repeatedly. Not the big group that fights back. I thought I could unlock the beastiary entries without having to deal with the massive group. Never realized those bots were considered friendlies until I got the achievement, and felt kinda bad immediately for trying to take the easy way. It would have hit harder if they didn't respawn though. For the record, they don't count. You only get the carnivalbot entries from the ones that fight back at the gate.

[@iamthejolson]

Anyone else now want a "7 sensible achievements for boring sensible people" video?

[@IamaPERSON]

Me! Would they be the moral opposite of these achivements, or just boring achievements?

[@marybdrake1472]

I'm going to say yes. I want that video.

[@matthewskipper4871]

Definitely yes

[@SirStanleytheStumbler]

Yes Please!

[@plaguedoctor981yt8]

Yes!

[@swj719]

How is Andy not aware of Gunfight Rule 2: "don't bring a knife"?

[@jerbar1280]

To be fair, it's not so much a rule as it is really good advice.

[@Eric-bq8nd]

You're free to bring a knife, as long as you follow Rule 1 and ALSO bring your own gun.

[@Fleur9999]

Save the knives for Knifefight Island

[@sctumminello]

Common misunderstand. You should bring a knife to a gunfight in addition to your firearm. You never know when you might need to shank somebody between magazines.

[@gamehunter88]

The punisher movie with John Travolta as the bad guy is I think the sole exception

[@geer8315]

“Do some harm, when you feel like it.” Ah yes, Dr. Gregory House would appreciate the sentiment, Mike.

[@0ceanicify]

Do no lupus?

[@blehbleh2186]

@@0ceanicify it's never lupus

[@scmontgomery]

Everybody lies

[@NutmegBGB]

I swear to God, if House MD was from anyone else's point of view, it would be a goddamn horror anthology that just happened to have a happy(ish) ending. A loose cannon addict of a doctor who doesn't listen to any of his colleagues is a recipe for disaster.

[@0ceanicify]

@@NutmegBGB Imagine having your case solved by Sherlock.

[@Jessie_Helms]

How about the opposite? 10 wholesome achievements too nice for this brutal world? 1) In Hades you get an achievement for petting Cerberus 10 times

[@LAL7887]

10 games where you could pet a doggie

[@1Holbytla]

Yes! Please! Yes, please. 👋😲

[@JachAnen]

Letting him what? Win??

[@Jessie_Helms]

@@JachAnen I meant petting. Auto correct changes real words to other real words sometimes

[@butwhataboutdragons7768]

@@LAL7887 Fallout 4. Ghost of Tsushima lets you pet foxes, surely that counts. It's all I'm coming up with at the moment but yeah surely there are plenty of them.

[@PerovNigma]

11:26 There should be a videogame where a character who helps you watches you do something horrible to something adorable, is absolutely shocked and keeps guilt-tripping you about it through the rest of the game, and by the end of the story reveals that they've decided to work with the antagonist to stop you, because even the antagonist is upset by what you did.

[@jamesbuckingham9072]

Oh, you mean Skyrim? To be fair that might be a mod. At this point I wouldn't even recognize vanilla Skyrim.

[@danielebassano7635]

Spec Ops: the Line maybe

[@KeithFraser82]

There are Bioware games where characters will leave your party and/or try to kill you if you do something especially heinous, though it's usually something plot-relevant rather than gratuitous puppy-kicking for achievements. For example, Wrex will try to kill you in Mass Effect 3 if you double-cross him, and Leliana will usually turn against you in Dragon Age: Origins if you defile Andraste's Ashes.

[@jenna2720]

Wasn't there a thing in Skyrim about that? Or was it a mod? It might've been a mod. What even is OG!Skyrim anymore?

[@Bazerk101]

If we’re talking about yeeting that Grunt off a cliff in Halo 5 or the hookers in grand theft auto. Their lives were already ruined

[@henryrodgers7386]

"What if that horse was the great-grandfather of Rainbow Dash?!" Well, if he WAS her ancestor, you'd think he'd be quick enough to dodge some halfwit swinging a sixgun at his face, yeah?

[@TheSlamburger]

This is one of the greatest comments I’ve ever seen.

[@premiumheadpats4150]

Is that Tails McCloud?

[@sallyfoote2035]

Sweet what if dreams to all of us to see is riding with Jesse Mccree

[@jacobsale5511]

Lol

[@rowetheboatrtb8697]

Don’t try fact checking Andy’s claim that robots don’t have groins on google. The things I can’t unsee

[@ILikeCHEEZ9]

we have internet rules for a reason. most are summed up by "if it exists, there's a "________" of it"

[@rowetheboatrtb8697]

@@ILikeCHEEZ9 I forgot this cautionary rule and my soul payed for it!

[@bencoomer2000]

That's just a given for anything honestly...

[@Kewryn]

You do realize that about 70% of people that read this comment are now more likely to actually check that, particular, google search out of curiosity? ;>

[@voidstrider801]

@@Kewryn Good.

[@badluck5647]

What about Star Wars: The Force Unleashed's "Worst Day-Shift Manager Ever" achievement? You are literally rewarded for having Vader murder his allies.

[@Feasco]

He does murder them all at the end of the level anyway when he finds the starkiller kid so that's just acting on foreknowledge

[@RokuHanmar]

I mean, it's Vader. He's well known for killing his men

[@badluck5647]

@@RokuHanmar Only when they fail him

[@insaincaldo]

@@badluck5647 Still though, I would not want to take a promotion, as a result of my boss being chocked to death, by his boss.

[@gavinl1565]

It was in a previous list

[@ethanrobyn2399]

"Represents as much threat as a FRIENDLY balloon" So the unfriendly balloons are a real threat,so now we clowns wield even more power than we could have imagined.

[@songsandsorcery7711]

Balloony

[@wburchell3468]

I preemptively pledge my loyalty, great Balloon Emperor.

[@Agent4077]

but I shall be safe with my army of monkeys armed with darts

[@dallydaydream]

See my first thought for "unfriendly balloon" was Drifloon.

[@ramiel7666]

Probably meant that pokemon balloon...the one that steals children.....

[@robstuart8474]

Given Egbert's increasingly rocky relationship with atonement, I'm not sure Mike gets to decide what is and isn't an evil achievement anymore.

[@NivMizzet89]

This is just an elaborate scam. Once people admit that doing evil deeds for the achievements is fine, Egbert can claim he was just going for the achievements too.

[@aardbei54]

@@NivMizzet89 Your eminence, I simply did it for the vine

[@BaWitda]

Egbert is atoning, principally, for his previous attempts at atonement.

[@coffeeaddict9605]

16:57 I like to think the laughter you hear before it gets cut off at Andys "They're just flowers!" means that it was was unscripted and Andy was simply expressing his outrage at the cost of bouquets.

[@TJDious]

Outside Xbox has heart, but achievement in the groin has achievements in the groin.

[@randomusernameforchris3392]

Good work

[@DocDrowsy]

I liked the part where they got an achievement for shooting 30 people in the groin

[@paullatham8486]

Careful.... your age is showing 🤣👍

[@Yasuda9000]

You are referencing a line from the Simpsons when they did a crossover with The Critic.

[@paullatham8486]

@@Yasuda9000 yeah... was a film festival or something I seem to remember

[@Brandon_Watson]

My favorite evil achievement is the one in the original division where you had to kill 25 dogs. Was it a real achievement? No. Did I convinced several people to try anyway? Yes.

[@bhull242]

You just won an achievement in the game called the Internet for convincing several people to do something evil in a video game because they’d get an achievement for it.

[@LAL7887]

Now that's true evil. Congrats lmao

[@michaelandreipalon359]

You crude devil.

[@shasshybear9222]

I mean, you already play as a villan in that game

[@justmonifer]

You MONSTER.

[@gemhunter498]

Maybe Dob learned shatter so he could get that groin-shattering gamer score.

[@yugoprowers]

I think Dob has a very high score already with things like "Orphan Slayer"

[@Ripto]

"Hanging out with your friends." That killed me

[@dallydaydream]

Killed them too >.>

[@cristhianramirez6939]

Who killed you? 47?

[@ABabyTortoise]

During the boss joke segment….it occurs to me that I just assumed Andy, Jane, and Mike are all like co-owners of the channel

[@Madriel]

They are on paper but Jane runs that ship. Mike and Andy torment each other for her favor.

[@shasshybear9222]

I was expecting Overlord Jane to make a sound when Andy mistakenly thought he wanted to get out of the chair

[@Chris_Sizemore]

Strangely I believe Bud Fenster somehow managed to secure ownership of the channel.

[@mpbMKE]

Why do you think they always ask us to subscribe to notifications? Once they collect enough bells they can buy out the show from Tom Nook.

[@livingcorpse5664]

"Your actions have changed the world" I know they had to shorten the scene for time but man the speech Lucas gives after that line is epic and I wish they kept it in.

[@RoboSparkle]

3:16 Actually this counts as any% Bad Ending. See also the NES Die Hard any% Bad Ending speedrun in which Bruce Willis launches himself out of the nearest window as soon as the game starts. It's... very silly and enjoyable.

[@annana6098]

That generic PA voice from Two Point Hospital always gets me. "There's a fire. There shouldn't be a fire."

[@benhughes803]

Very red dwarf “There’s a emergency. There’s an emergency going on. It’s still going on. There’s still an emergency.” In Holly’s monotone

[@Svoorhout85]

In first responder class, I was taught that when I have to start an evacuation, I have to call it "technical difficulties". Because fire is a "technical difficulty".

[@thomaslane1547]

It **is** difficult, technically...

[@kattaylor2919]

“SHES REAL TO ME” has me ROLLING

[@crispycrunch9971]

LMAO same!! XD

[@KalijahAnderson]

Yup, same here.

[@hamburgerdog25]

Where the hell did you get that emoji

[@Sekironprime]

@Wild Pixel good lord. If this is the average price, probably good I've not gotten any

[@kendoyle]

Robots don't have groins? Kryten and his vacuum cleaner would like to object.

[@jerbar1280]

I wonder how many people will get this...

[@ZeroCrystal]

Get that thing away from my food!

[@philipcollier4883]

It's a groinal attatchment. It can also stir tea, though very few takers in that feature...

[@robertagu5533]

I've also seen a few Terminator models that strongly suggest otherwise too...

[@roguishpaladin]

And Data is, of course, fully functional and anatomically correct.

[@loweydude220]

Has it really been 8 years since the original evil achievements for heartless bastards video? Wow, time really flies when the weeks are being counted down by lists of 7 random criteria in videogames

[@ClausCorbett]

"Trouser secrets" is my new favorite euphemism.

[@karmaday8467]

'Specially if preceded by the adjective "precious".

[@ClausCorbett]

@@karmaday8467 yes, we all love some precious trouser secrets.

[@briancorvello3620]

5:15 You forgot to mention, if Henry helps them get back on their feet, settle their debts and seek honest employment opportunities, they decide that they're too good for such things and go back to crime, leading to the aforementioned quarry theft. They aren't the best friends to have...

[@roguishpaladin]

Yeah...the game really had a weird tone about them. It didn't help that one of the middle quests in the line was super open-ended and tended to break back at ship. I remember not throwing manure at the house in my first run, though, and the game making me feel bad about it...only to find out that yes, in fact, those two are generally bad people.

[@hebl47]

I agreed to help them, then just before it was time to attack the quarry, I beat them both senseless. While the game didn't recognise my creative problem solving, they did miss the opportunity for theft and now they are just waiting on that hill like the two idiots they are until the end of time. A fitting end, I think. I really hate those two.

[@Svoorhout85]

I decided that Sir Divish is a better friend than they are. But you do get an achievement for letting them live in Pribislavitz in the from the ashes DLC. Where you also get to confront them with their BS and finally get them to behave.

[@clothar23]

@@Svoorhout85 There's an achievement for that..shit and I keep getting them hung..Mostly because I feel bad for banging Lady Stephanie.

[@combinecommando001]

"no good deed goes unpunished" Some people just can't be helped. In those cases, you either just don't get involved and let their actions catch up to them or much like the achievement, you can simply accelerate the inevitable.

[@anarky1765]

Hey, OX! I don’t know if you’ll even see this, but since spooky season is coming up, and you guys love talking about Vampire: The Masquerade, I have a list idea: 7 Unsexiest Vampires That Would Blow The Masquerade In A Heartbeat. First spot has to go to the Crimson Court from Darkest Dungeon.

[@JT_Lich]

Nosferatu from VtM:B, but that goes without saying

[@anarky1765]

@@JT_Lich Well of course, that one’s a given. I just wanted to provide an example they may not have heard of.

[@Madriel]

The Countess is sexy... when she's got her face on.

[@JT_Lich]

@@anarky1765 how 'bout Vorador from Legacy of Kain?

[@anarky1765]

@@JT_Lich Yeah, a lot of the vampires in the Kain series could never pass as human

[@claretravels783]

'Tolkien-'em-up' is really my favourite genre

[@efficientsea]

Never thought I'd hear Mike speak so kindly about horses when they're so clearly inferior to cars

[@thecommonman9524]

Especially when you consider his RDR horse.

[@tomread8748]

They have horsepower.

[@Svoorhout85]

You cant be friends with a car.

[@bjchit]

@@Svoorhout85 KITT says otherwise.

[@TimChuma]

I remember seeing people during Let's plays for Shadow of War getting the weediest orc they could find and pushing them up through the ranks of the other ones. Was a fun mechanic.

[@3reddytop]

Slime rancher: You...Monster! Send an adorable chick to a fiery end, the same place you're now destined to go

[@PurgingLight69]

I believe that was in their first Heartless video.

[@neowolfKai]

I got that one.

[@skootdiggity1301]

A.k.a Rob from Playstation Access

[@silvercandra4275]

"Like lambs to the slaughter..." is an achievement you can get for bringing a party of 4 level 0 heroes to the Darkest Dungeon in the game of the same name. Even if you retreat immediatly, at least one of them will always die.

[@justforkicks5112]

Jane is always given these achievements the second they’re made out of respect for the most evil of queens

[@ddjsoyenby]

they were made for her.

[@caelreth]

@@loki2655 I thought we were supposed to not talk about those?

[@justforkicks5112]

@@loki2655 Guys we better stop talking about Jane's Fight Club you remember what happened to the last group that talked....

[@MiketheMadness]

I’m not into bdsm, but I’d totally submit to Jane as my doninatrix

[@gaymer816]

There's a couple others in Shadow of War that would fit this. I can't remember their names, but one of them has you sending a follower to kill another follower, and the other has you sending a follower to kill his blood-brother

[@generalerica4123]

Speaking of Kingdom Come, when I first played it, I thought getting imprisoned in the Prologue was actually how I should progress, I was ready to break out amidst the chaos of the attacking army, and then I was - for one of the few times in my gamer life - genuinely startled when dear Henry burned to death.

[@OhNoTheFace]

What is funny is after the betrayal in Mordor, you can mind control them again, and even possibly demote/embarrass them for the betrayal D:

[@aardbei54]

Bruh YOU betrayed THEM, not the other way around. You're punishing your faithful allies for something you did yourself

[@Feasco]

@@aardbei54 the point is a betrayal did occur and someone is being punished and isn't that all that matters

[@blueeyestuber8673]

@@Feasco my favourite punishment is to send them to a pit fight they will lose resurrect them and then send them into the pit fights again rinse and repeat

[@TransmitHim]

Sonic statues in Two Point Hospital. They're just as glorious as Jane promised.

[@karmapotato5048]

"It's right there in the Bible. But don't check" That's instant shade and I'm here for it

[@katfromthekong414]

"What would Hippocrates say? ...something in ionic greek probably and it wouldn't be kind." 😂

[@shasshybear9222]

Ionic Greek sounds like the secret weapon in Splinter Cell or CoD

[@katfromthekong414]

@@shasshybear9222 it's the IG-BS14, famed for it's precision and ability to instantly atomise any trace of adulting *pew pew*

[@topkapi9351]

Shoutout to Mike for wearing a shirt of my favorite unknown N64 series - Snowboard Kids. What great games!

[@psbox362]

I would love for that franchise to make a return. Never had a chance to buy those games, but I remember renting Snowboard Kids 2 more times than I care to count.

[@TheDeadlyMoogle]

Slime Ranchers terribly appropriately named "You... Monster" achievement. Take an adorable baby chickadoo to the incinerator and... proceed to upset all your slimes.

[@Shadowshot93]

I was a little surprised it wasn't on the list

[@BJGvideos]

That upsets the slimes? My slimes keep trying to eat my chickens.

[@TheDeadlyMoogle]

@@BJGvideos they eat the adults, but apparently don't like the babies being burned to death

[@SuperDarklord101]

"Rainbow Dash isn't real." SHE'S REAL IN OUR HEARTS

[@Pr1malWereHouse]

They kinda did have to “Pony Up” a token reference for the bronies that watch and laugh with these videos… ;) /)

[@someone-pz4dg]

Wtf

[@evilparadigm]

@@Pr1malWereHouse Mhmm...

[@bigmclargehuge8219]

I would argue that the "That's all people really want to do..." achievement is worse than "Little Shop of Horrors." Kicking the pufferfish into the blenders is horrible, BUT it also helps unlock secrets and new paths, so there's actually a reason to do it beyond merely cruelty. However, for "That's all people really want to do..." achievement you have to commit a wanton act of senseless violence by kicking 10 pufferbirds in less than 45 seconds. This does you no good, and you'll never find yourself in a situation where that actually helps at all. So you have to go out of your way to find or lure a large enough group of them together in order to get the achievement. At that point you're just punting them for the fun of it, which I would argue is worse than something that's more violent, but at least has some benefit to it.

[@Amaranthyne]

Andy: Rainbow dash isn’t real Mike: She’s real to me! Me: 🤣

[@michaelandreipalon359]

I'm more of a Twilight Sparkle person, since I'm a bookworm and a fan of flying and teleportation magic.

[@Amaranthyne]

@@michaelandreipalon359 I’m a bit of a bookworm too, but she is kind of uptight. I still like her, but I prefer Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy.

[@michaelandreipalon359]

@@Amaranthyne Yeah, uptight and a bit psychotic, but then again, what did you expect from a talented witch. I do have a younger cousin who likes RD, all while she has a soft spot for Fluttershy.

[@Amaranthyne]

@@michaelandreipalon359 It’s hard not to have a soft spot for fluttershy.

[@michaelandreipalon359]

@@Amaranthyne True.

[@SpoopySquid]

"Rainbow Dash isn't real..." "She's real to me!"

[@frodobaggins7710]

Somehow I went through all of the Outer Worlds without knowing there was an achievement for crotch shooting. Guess I'd better rectify that

[@seanmclay7571]

I am reinstalling it to recify my mistake lol

[@calebpaulus3438]

On the opposite side of things, I got the trophy without knowing it existed

[@jessicastrike5640]

Destroy all humans has loads of great ones! Destroy a human by feeding them to a shark, next to a sign warning about sharks... destroy multiple humans with a human made explosive... destroy a human with another human... destroy a human by throwing them up in the air and juggling them... they’re honestly loads of fun, wait does that make me evil?? No I’m sure it’s just that I like the Gamerscore

[@erickpoorbaugh6728]

Does it really count as an evil achievement if the whole game is about being evil, though?

[@burrito4332]

Andy: I used to have a boss who made me sit at a desk and make videos. Now I own a horse and put a hit on my mansion servants for taking 10 minute breaks.

[@thornwall6303]

I have an Oxventure Fan Theory: In Spell Check, it's said that Liliana kidnaps magic users to sap their magic, and take the organs of non magic users. The reason Egbert lost his kidney is because he never uses his spells, so he was deemed non-magical

[@ThroneBeck]

That hitman 2 achievement makes it seem like agent 47 was left at the altar.

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

2:15 I was fully expecting it to say “there are 5 damage types, physical, plasma, corrosion, shock, and groin”

[@NimbleTack]

Meanwhile, in a parallel evil universe, Andy with Eyeliner is grumpily presenting "7 Lovely Achievements for Nice People Being Nice".

[@dylanvandort1523]

This assumes we are the good universe

[@ewanmartel9797]

"Oh what a terrible thing I've done" - Corazon, presumably after getting an evil achievement

[@BouncingTribbles]

For number 3 you missed the eventual end game of breaking your minions. If you keep abusing the same boss you can eventually turn him into a gibbering mad thing

[@Leaf._the_foliage_man]

It's because it was in the last video in the series

[@rexevans100]

Agent 47 doing a square dance is the best thing ever.

[@littlefurnace]

"Precious trouser secrets" DIBS NEW BAND NAME

[@mujariwa3696]

Savage Planet plays no games. It also has another achievement where you're required to slap every creature on the planet. Some are easier to slap than others.

[@elysiumsexsmith]

That Hitman 2 achievement is pure, unadulterated, Maleficent on a bad day level of wicked. And certainly not one I'm going to be trying to claim it. *loads magazine into sniper* Nope. *pulls back the bolt* Nosiree. I'm a nice boy. *takes aim at the brides bouquet* Definitely not a heartless bastar- *shot rings out as flower petals spray into the air* ...Would you believe me if said that was an accident?

[@threefirstnames4187]

"precious trouser secrets" yep using that from here on out haha.

[@matwetton]

overlord 2 seal slaughter achievment, for 20 gamer score kill 100 baby seals.

[@bhull242]

I think that was in a previous list of evil achievements on this channel.

[@BlackReshiram]

the pufferbird achievement actually horrified me, thank you

[@valekvortighul5750]

Missing ‘Worst Day Shift Manager Ever’ achievement from Force Unleashed! How much more heartless is it to just randomly kill stormtroopers as Vader?

[@battlemageazulio1019]

"Like Lambs to the Slaughter" from Darkest Dungeon. Basically, start a run through the utterly BRUTAL eponymous dungeon with 4 Resolve-Level 0 characters(i.e. fresh off the stagecoach). They even beg you not to make them go!

[@djomega8462]

That last one was so unnecessarily ridiculous. But imagine being at that wedding... Destroyed the wedding piece by piece, leaving everybody confused, before the bride's father gets flung, head-first, into the pool.

[@Marik745]

Just imagine going bankrupt because you broke your back slipping on crap at the Sonic hospital.

[@itaydadush3600]

I'm just happy there is no "Don't save Solaire" achievement in Dark Souls

[@kendoyle]

Put a Nespresso machine in the break room but no pods. Another way to get the bad boss achievement.

[@scottbutler113]

I think several of the LOTR big battles would have gone differently if the Orcs had been Caffeinated to the eyeballs.

[@anna-flora999]

Always a highlight to find mlp references in videos that aren't specifically about mlp

[@babserella2778]

You can't go back to Pompeii on the day BEFORE the volcano blew, silly! That'll cause a Nexus Event!

[@robertagu5533]

Yeah... just watch an show with a time travel element

[@aardbei54]

Not only that, you'd probably be responsible for the extinction of the Pyroviles, too

[@editedcopycat9939]

Andy:*gets an espresso machine for his uruks to show how a nice boss his is* Me:is that wise? They are already hyperactive as it is, I’m worried of how the caffeine will effect them… 😬

[@editedcopycat9939]

With that said, throw a feast for them instead, just make sure that the food and drinks isn’t poisoned by Jane’s spy/assassin uruks when you aren’t looking… 👀

[@jesse_akin]

Honestly, you guys are amazing and very good friends. I love this channel

[@yatespmx]

They still make some of the best jokes. "Good thing I don't want to leave now"

[@the_modern_alchemist]

I’ve been waiting for this moment…time to perpetuate more evil for sweet sweet gamer score.

[@Monedz]

Warm greetings, from The Philippines! Another great content from you, lads! Game lists like this what made me subscribe to you and to your sister channel, Outside Xtra! Love the humor that you lads put on each content uploaded. Great entertainment value! So fun to watch that even non-gamers can have fun and relate to!

[@michealforguson5317]

"Shooting cakes now, 47?" LOL! That one got me!

[@zboy365]

I love these lists, I typically walk away with a different perspective of a game I haven't played or a game I've never heard of

[@KouriRyu]

Honestly one of the achievements I felt the worst getting was the one in Divinity: Original Sin 2 where you avoid (or outright murder) all 7 people who can expand your source point pool so at the end of Act 2 Malady sacrifices her life to progress you further in the story.

[@janisir4529]

Apparently that's the only way you can beat the game with no damage taken, since the source ritual requires you to cut yourself

[@ryussjgod7148]

These videos never fail to make me laugh and smile.

[@ipraytovodka]

prison made out of solid rock with a window with iron bars (ventilation) in it and the only thing flamable is a door (and maybe a pile of straw on the opposite end to sleep on) -> burnt alive in a jail cell...who tf designed that sequence....

[@LotusPunk]

I never needed to hear the phrase "Precious trouser secrets" 🤣

[@Leto85]

Now I'm curious to see if Outsidexbox can make a sensible achievement list interesting to watch.

[@MsMeteorShower]

Detroit: Become Human's "I'll Be Back" trophy felt awful to get-you have to get Connor killed at least eight times in one continuous playthrough.

[@GrndAdmiralThrawn]

I platinum-ed the game and that was the last achievement I had to get. I beat the game enough times that I was ok with playing it super badly.

[@adarshkamoda9183]

0:21 That shit hits too hard. There was this one trophy from Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor called "The White Rider" in reference to Gandalf, of course. The requirement was freeing 20 human slaves while riding a Caragor in under five minutes. Now, I sucked at shooting from on top of a Caragor and I also knew that finding slavers to free slaves from was hard but I also BADLY wanted that Platinum trophy, so like any psychopath, I improvised. I branded every Uruk I came across in one region and waited. I knew that branded Uruks eventually became slavers regardless of whether or not you found them being a slaver. This worked perfectly so that I found the right time when basically everywhere I went, there was a slaver who was on my side. I got on top of a Caragor and rode everywhere hitting the "suicide" button to make the branded Uruks' heads explode when I was near them. I did this until eventually, I got the achievement. Not my proudest moment but 12-year-old's gotta do what a 12-year-old's gotta do.

[@SarahStar246]

Honestly these two channels give me plenty of videos to fall asleep to and kill time and thats worth more than you'd think

[@seeleyboothfan2]

Wait, so in the oxbox meta, Mike is Andy's boss?

[@shasshybear9222]

Jane takes turns telling them who is in charge of the other to keep them distracted while she does her "evil" science

[@a.r.bonner505]

I’m pretty sure a second rule for gunfights is “don’t bring a knife.”

[@MinorZero]

More of a suggestion really

[@dominichoughton8119]

How about a gun that shoots knives?

[@robertagu5533]

What if your knife... is ALSO a gun

[@vi9052]

3rd rule: fight

[@Leto85]

11:50 I don't think I could do that. I know it's just a game, but that animal didn't even die immediately.

[@rileytimes]

Very good video. Commenting for the algorithm. Love your work

[@thelastwitcher840]

Rainbow Dash isn't real, thanks outsidexbox now this day is the worst. At least Applejacks is real I definitely couldn't handle knowing that she wasn't.

[@ddjsoyenby]

she's not and even if she was she would hate you *achievment noise: unlocked be a jerk to a rando online*

[@judge_dreddpool7593]

Can't wait for the 4th entry.

[@danmurgy9125]

As evil as Bad Boss is, there are two that are at least as evil, if not more so. Sending two of your own orcs to fight to the death in the pits will net you overkill, but you make make it even worse, and a two for one achievement, by sending in two blood brothers to fight it out for your entertainment, earning Blood to Blood. Even the Dark Lord himself isn't that evil

[@MyHomeBoyDebra]

Cannot believe I saw Agent 47 shoot a violin while it was pressed against the musician's chest, and that musician not immediately fold. Man is either the best shot there is or is using a really powerful version of a t shirt cannon.

[@Clasteau]

The Judas achievement should have given 30 points. Just sayin', to be accurate to the name...

[@SabrinaRina]

This is why my achievements are so lacking. Ever since Zelda I figured we do not assault creatures... now we get rewarded. Darkest timeline indeed.

[@Vkdennis87]

"their precious trouser secrets"! I'm playing Brotato - I literally laughed so hard I died.

[@CeilingNinja]

Forager - cute little 2D mining, building, and gathering game - has an achievement called "You Monster." You get it by killing all of the kindly giant beets on one of your first islands. They DO take up a lot of space on the island you could use for building and have literally no use late game... but they're very kind and give you lovely compliments...

[@garrettsmith8562]

Hm. Interesting. This implies Mike is the "boss" of Oxbox. I always imagined it as Andy, but I think that's just because Corazon always takes charge.

[@mms16]

I think his boss is Simon Maxwell

[@aimeeg4809]

I always thought Jane was the boss. And she uses the secret basement under the sofa as a threat to keep the rest of them in line.

[@Jonathon_Hennessey]

Earning an achievement and gamer score or maintaining the moral high ground decisions decisions.

[@user-bn7yy9uh3b]

Achievement. No question. If you don't have the achievement, is it because you took the moral high ground knowing what the achievement entailed or is it because you're weak and didn't want to 100% the game?

[@Poetic_Justice92]

Doom 3 had a trophy/achievement that would fit perfectly in this video. To get the "To Be or Not To Be" trophy you had to kill an innocent scientist trapped in the Reactor Control Room. It's dark but I did it in one of my playthroughs because I wanted that trophy. 😂

[@benjammin6198]

i cant swear that i wont try any of these acheivements,especially as i just brought journey to the savage planet straight after watching this,hadnt heard of it before but it looked awesome and reviews/gameplay vids look ace and cant wait to play