7 Weird Side Effects of Going Evil

[@little-earth-star6]

"Usually the great thing about being evil is that it only tarnishes your soul, which is awesome because that's on the inside, and no one can see it." - Jane Douglas, 2020

[@khingzluv]

excerpt from the book of Prudence Teifling Prophet of Jane

[@jeremiahthepisces5493]

jane creeps me out

[@thewanderingassassinlk3136]

That’s how you know it’s the dumbest bullshit ever it was said in 2020

[@jerryonlychild7003]

Lol another gem from our Queen of Evil

[@TurnipCart]

@@thewanderingassassinlk3136 Wtf is your problem

[@captainzac24]

Snake throws man off oil rig, immediate cut to Shepard shouting "what the hell were you thinking!" I'm giving this a 5/5 for editing

[@Attaxalotl]

*SOAP TRUSTED YOU!*

[@wafflehammer4725]

Andy just legit blew my mind about Micahs horse and the Dark horse connection, how were we so blind people?!

[@Chris_Sizemore]

We spent all of our time glaring at Micah, who had time to glance at his horse?

[@adamgray1753]

This explains so much about American politics all at once too, @@Chris_Sizemore.

[@blueblaze5160]

Adam Gray as much as I agree, don’t make this political.

[@sinifexxephinis4310]

Cool horse connection. Also his name means fool's gold.

[@BVBloom]

@@blueblaze5160 Don't know if you're in America, but we're really not ok out here. We're either stuck at home with excessively partisan news coverage regarding the scuzzy orange peel currently in office and his administration of castrated yes men continuing to mishandle a fucking pandemic, or we're trying to go back to work under safety regulations that an alarming number of fuckwits seem bound and determined to ignore. Kind of hard NOT to GO there, my dude, so do everyone a favor; if you don't like a comment, just ignore it and move the fuck on.

[@InfelixSoror]

Why do I feel like Fable 3's demon wings are, in fact, an incentive for Jane to tapdance her way down the morality scale and not a deterrent?

[@IamaPERSON]

Because they look really cool

[@dancingcarapace]

Yeah, for Jane that's an incentive, not a warning.

[@AutomaticDuck300]

It's not a monarchy any more. It's a demonarchy.

[@Maedroth]

All hail the Queen of Farts.

[@aswd90]

Because it is

[@gamerguy19981]

Best side effect is in Jedi Academy where if you choose to turn to the dark side, your character's normally calm indifferent voice changes to sound like they are a Saturday morning cartoon villain who half yells their lines

[@idioticpanther8068]

Of course, a list centered around evil has a introduction voiceover of Jane. Makes sense :D

[@hollowpilot]

Yeah, the Teethling Warlock

[@Chonkems]

*bow down mortals.*

[@K_The_GreatV23]

Idiotic Panther wow what a good point

[@inalina9955]

How could it be any other way?

[@hikari1690]

MissDeeds? More like MissUnderstood

[@Childishsadboyo]

What about infamous 1? Your skin gets these inky black veins, the sky is always red & people constantly attack you on-site for being a murdery-murderer

[@steelfist3956]

And the story dialogue is different too.

[@joshuagross3151]

Don't forget black lightning.

[@rakans3770]

And infamous 2

[@Dracleos]

one game from a series is enough i think, they all share the same kinda moral features

[@Childishsadboyo]

Dracleos the 1st game has way more physical changes than Second Son did, it deserves this list more.

[@rusticgiraffe4262]

In Epic Mickey, using thinner instead of paint, killing bosses, and just generally being a dick (which is surprising given how protective Disney is of the their mascot character) causes blots of ink to slowly start seeping from Mickey’s skin. Using paint, sparing bosses, and helping people causes these blots to slowly disappear, eventually going away entirely. Again, it’s surprising to see a morality system applied to a character who is most often innocent such as Mickey Mouse.

[@pixelknight163]

I mean, Disney probably realized even back then that they were a monopoly in the entertainment industry. And some worker probably decided It's a good idea to have a metaphor on how the spirit of Disney will fade away and be forever tainted if they do a lot of bad shit. Or maybe I'm just looking too much into the meaning of a game based on a cartoon mouse.

[@jonathant8575]

Well, that is modern Mickey. OG Mickey, back in the black and white era, was a bit of a dick.

[@noahtackett6264]

I mean he isn't exactly innocent in Kingdom Hearts either. Somewhere between anti hero and good guy in my book

[@juliagoodwin3461]

Apparently, the original concept was to have either a “Hero”, “Wastelander” or “Scrapper” form depending on your choices... but of course Disney put the kibosh on the idea...

[@NinjaKingAce]

When Epic Mickey was in its prototype stage, Mickey was going to drastically change in appearance based on the choices he made. Using Paint to redeem enemies, rebuild buildings and restore other objects, as well as making good choices, would've given Mickey a bold appearance with gold gloves and shoes, known as Hero Mickey. However, using Thinner to erase characters, defeat enemies and eliminate pre-created objects, as well as making bad choices, would've given Mickey a hunched-over and thin appearance, his eyes and face twisted into an evil smile and the inhabitants' views of him would turn negative. This Mickey would be called Scrapper Mickey. Eventually, this system was scrapped in favor of his normal, iconic appearance

[@jakedixon2722]

Head Canon: Villain: Jane Minion: Mike Hero: Ellen Neurotic, charismatic side-kick: Luke Chaotic side-kick: Andy

[@matthewnanney2065]

Andy would be the bad guy who turns good but then dies

[@merepseu]

Villain: Jane Villain: Mike Villain: Ellen Joined a Bad Crowd: Luke Villain: Andy

[@misterthegeoff9767]

You say Ellen's the hero but all of that Fable 3 capture came from the account on one 'London Rose'.

[@varunchaturvedi2581]

Mike has come back from death twice and broken out of jail, Ellen's a robot (her self-destruct button is with Luke), Andy is a sentient planet hell-bent on acquiring planet supremacy over Earth , and Jane is.... well, Jane. They're ALL villains. Except Luke, I guess. He's nice.

[@Dracleos]

ellen is more like this cute npc, but not a hero

[@joenesvick7043]

In Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic & Star Wars The Sith Lords, going all the way dark affects your skin (and underwear too)

[@dom19945]

They totally whiffed on KOTOR.

[@MishraArtificer]

@@dom19945 The Old Republic MMO does it, too.

[@thedannydeathstroke]

It changes your eyes as well.

[@10zeldafan]

Swtor does it in both directions dark side you get red eyes and dark side corruption in your skin and light side makes you age

[@spacejesus6581]

Yes the change in much better in Kotor 2, in Kotor 1 you just get pale with grey eyes and a tight black and red jumpsuit when naked, horrible if your character is a dude...But heaven if she’s a she.... In Kotor 2, only about halfway down the DS track you reach the same point as Kotor 1, Grey skin and eyes, but I’m pretty sure the eyes turn more yellow But regardless, the only character truly worth mentioning from that game as a DS character is a dark side Bao-Dur, dude turns into Darth Maul

[@takashiari1598]

7. "Being pale and veiny" Am I... am I the baddie?

[@anna-helenasapateiro7605]

You know what else is veiny? My heart obviously what else could i say *cough*

[@RicardoGantusa]

Does your cap also have a picture of a skull?

[@altdorfkalle6227]

Typically: if you’re not sure, you ARE the bad guy

[@madalice5134]

Well, if you have to ask.....

[@vladdracul5072]

No, Evil actually has orange skin and hair.

[@ReiAyanami8]

**Jane performs evil deed** Jane: That's weird. Why haven't I changed? Everyone else: Don't know, Jane... It's a real mystery...

[@michaeledmunds7266]

The character model for good Jane is just the words "missing texture" in bold red letters...

[@rRevilo64]

Michael Edmunds I thought I asked you to add textures 3 months ago. Looks like we’ll have to scrap the Good Jane storyline. You had one job man

[@neolexiousneolexian6079]

@@rRevilo64 When all us previctims become regular victims, I'll know who to blame I guess.

[@BogeyTheBear]

Because you need a Kinect to peer through the mask. Remember the last time she had her face scanned for that NBA game?

[@nobodyxdel2390]

Being evil in the fallout titles grant you the side effect of “wealth”

[@clothar23]

Fallout 3 handled morality the best imo. Especially since both sides of morality ended up with you being hunted.

[@MetaL556]

Very accurate for Fallout 4, where the only real option for going evil is to join the Raiders in Nuka World, and if you're running Lone Wanderer instead of bothering with companions with crippled aim and the ability to break your stealth every time you try to sneak up on people, the consequences are practically nonexistent.

[@smileypsyykotic3706]

Fallout 2 had the best consequence for being evil. Killing a child gave you the perk "Child Killer", which means you had random encounters with bounty hunters and the like throughout the game world. There was also a little wanted poster of you up in every settlement. Totally worth it to power sledge a child in the groin.

[@lacytaylor1501]

@@clothar23 I think the new Vegas moral rating was a lot better honestly. If only for the fact it had distinct morality rating for each group, and you'd be hunted depending upon which group you pissed off

[@clothar23]

@@lacytaylor1501 That's just it though, it wasn't morality. It was just a measure of popularity. Since I would argue pissing of the Legion wasn't an evil act, that the pleasing the NCR is at best a moral gray area, and the other minor factions were inconsequential at best and even somewhat evil at worse. Honestly the New Vegas's DLCs handled morality better , especially Dead Money and Lonesome Road , than the main game did.

[@skynet0912]

I have a list idea for you: "7 skills we never get to use!" I'm talking about some amazing weapons/skills that we either see or hear about a character having, but we for some reason never get to play with it during gameplay... A few examples is Ratchets origami skills from Ratchet and Clank 2, and Jacks ability to kill heavy mechs in Mass Effect 2, as she is probably the WORST character for fighting mechs in the actual game!

[@mar_speedman]

Liked just for the Rachet & Clank reference :D

[@adamgray1753]

I liked just for the Mass Effect 2 reference, @@mar_speedman.

[@mar_speedman]

@@adamgray1753 Well, that's well and good, but Jane mentions Mass Effect 2 almost as often as Andy mentions Monkey Island! We need some variety, people! lol

[@skynet0912]

@@mar_speedman There is plenty to choose from. I just used those two examples as they were the ones i came up with first

[@Fyrmer]

Bastila Shan's Battle Meditation in Knights of the Old Republic 1. Supposedly it's a rare and awesomely powerful AOE Buff technique, but as a party member she can't do anything like that. KotOR 2 makes it an actual learnable Force power, but it's nowhere near as powerful as Bastila's allegedly was.

[@locktock9]

"be good or I swear to god you'll get badass demon horns and wings.....wait how is this a threat?"

[@DronesOverTheMoon]

Not being able to have a toast with me of course

[@locktock9]

@@DronesOverTheMoon but demon horns and wings

[@yaniz_kitchen]

@randomeuropeanguy my OC has devil horns but she also has angel wings,

[@lostaccount8222]

But I wanna fly =w=

[@toadlord8594]

Well the flies and sticky blood will certainly be a nuisance, but you get to look a badass from hell, especially on Halloween party.

[@notoriousbmc1]

You might say, turning evil really has a mass effect on commander Shepard.

[@Crazieyboy15]

GET OUTTA HERE!!!

[@isaacbruner65]

BOOOOO

[@michaelmorton5698]

Get this bum off the stage!

[@masroorahmadbani1712]

Ba dum tis! I have to say, this is one of the better puns I have read.

[@misamagica]

UUUUUGGGH

[@stevencitrin4293]

What about KOTR 2? As your character falls further to the dark side, you become creepier looking like many other games. However unlike other games you can drag your party to the dark side with you and they also undergo the same transformation.

[@AirshipPilot]

Plus it changes the colour of your underwear for some reason.

[@kingjotaro9420]

KOTR?

[@khajiitimanus7432]

@@kingjotaro9420 Knights of the Old Republic. It's an old Star Wars game. Well beloved, I think, by most who've played it. Unfortunately, a lot of the concepts within it were retconned by Disney, and they now only remain in Star Wars: Legends. Bloody shame about that, really. Lightsaber kyber crystals were fascinating.

[@kingjotaro9420]

@@khajiitimanus7432 Oh thanks

[@Alexanderfranksofficial]

The Phantom Pain one fucked me up cause I discovered another way to quicky earn demon points is killing critically wounded soldiers (the ones that will bleed out nonetheless). So picture this if you will. You are running around a base or an outpost trying to be all stealthy but you get caught. Next thing you know you are in a pitched gun fight. You can't always get the headshot or afford wasting the ammo making sure the enemy solider is dead by the time they hit the ground so you put just enough rounds in them to at least eliminate them as a threat. (yes I know you can pick non lethal weapons but if it's a big base and you got a lot of stuff to do it can be inconvient when the guy you just knocked out wakes up and you run into him again) Anyway the battle ends and you got a few enemy soliders lying on the ground bleeding out and it is clear they are in pain. You don't want them to suffer after all war is war and both sides were just doing their jobs so you walk up and put them out of their misery. Yup turns out me thinking im being merciful cutting their pain short was actually me being evil....so now when I am in the aftermath of a gun battle I just gotta hear all the enemies who didn't die right away moan and groan their way to death. And no I'm not gonna fulton extract them because that would be a costly expense (if I did it for all them) for soliders whose stats I don't always need. So ya thanks metal gear solid five.

[@angelanariba2290]

Well, extracting a soldier costs 300 gmp, and side OPS give you at least 60,000. I think there’s a lot of money to spend.

[@LazzyVamples]

Just tranq them so they can bleed out painlessly. Problem solved.

[@Nickrapq]

You can kick them to knock them out temporarily or place them in a dumpster and they won't bleed out.

[@Alexanderfranksofficial]

all very valid tactics and I appreciate them.....I'm just a lazy special forces operative ;p

[@Nickrapq]

@@Alexanderfranksofficial No, you ain't, lol. You just have different means. I mean, it awards you a different title or whatever they are at the end of a mission based on how you played, which is pretty cool.

[@jamesmackes4531]

Shadow of the Colossus is genuinely the most depressing game I've ever played Never has the weight of one's actions beared so heavily on me Downright masterpiece

[@warmccl]

Incredible game, I teared up at the end, truly depressing. Loved it.

[@jacobfreeman5444]

Well, can't say it was going evil so much as being the new vessel of that god's power. And it even keeps its word. The real problem was that it demanded your entire current life to achieve this and damnation for all your descendants. And maybe didn't actually spell out how bad this whole process would be for you personally. But hey, not like you would have listened anyway!

[@DronesOverTheMoon]

Everybody have their depressive game experience. mine was dark souls

[@mr.honeycomb]

Play Journey. Quite a depressing ending. Both Shadow of the Colossus and Journey are among my favorite games of all time though.

[@gr8prime337]

You have never played hollow knight

[@ka-mai]

I was gonna say that Jane is having too much evil fun in Fable, then I saw it's Ellen's footage! That's some good bad influence!

[@AldoLop]

How do you know?

[@teal_m_101]

You forgot the zombification/corruption of KOTOR and KOTOR II. Cos yellow eyes don't drive the point home far enough.

[@calvinbarker6049]

And you change your underwear based on how evil you are. Talk about sticking to a theme.

[@grantbones8233]

I only came to the comments to see if anyone had mentioned KOTOR, thanks I can leave now

[@noahtackett6264]

Never heard of those games...

[@MishraArtificer]

@@noahtackett6264 Knights of the Old Republic, and Knights of the Old Republic II. Play them.

[@sirprize275]

“Being pale and veiny” well I feel attacked

[@jacobfreeman5444]

Worry not, my brethren. We shall one day otherthrow the day walkers...

[@lostaccount8222]

Soon I hope cause I might go sunbathing at the pool ;w;

[@Oddballkane]

And me there are a few of us.

[@rasmusn.e.m1064]

"Where _did_ you get your medical degree, Dr. Chakwas? -Was it nowhere?" 🤣

[@frostdragon9773]

Knowhere

[@TheArtis4n]

Cornell

[@ButterflyScarlet]

To be fair, a lot of Renegage options involve physical violence which could damage healing. Anger also weakens the immune system and affects hormones, causing migraines, high blood pressure, and reducing the number of antibodies produced. So while the worsening scars make sense, it's not gonna give you glowing eyes. Still, it's also not possible to stick some scraps of human DNA into a microwave and reconstruct an entire person, complete with all their memories and skills so I'm not exactly demanding BioWare drop peer reviewed citations.

[@Aledharris]

I knew Jane would be the first voice to speak.

[@myersa80]

The Megaman one actually wasn't irreversible, it was just INCREDIBLY tedious to fix afterwards. I believe what you'd have to do was essentially go to the area where you could be in a game show, and do that over and over again, and that would eventually get you enough good boy points to lighten your armor (and the opinion of the NPCs you could hear behind closed doors) to acceptable levels. Yes, you heard that right, you could literally get away with robbery by having good PR.

[@flickcentergaming680]

Just like real life!

[@Jambobist]

"The great thing about being evil is that it only tarnishes your soul, which is awesome because that's on the inside and no-one can see it" What a way to start a video, I'm going to need to go take a lie down.

[@chill_will9816]

No wonder my horn grew in MGS5 despite tranquilizing most of the enemies. I did beat up my own men A LOT but to be fair, I heard that it was supposed to improve their morale.

[@derrinerrow4369]

they also did want to train, so I obliged.

[@mihronoh1123]

The beatings continue until morale improves.

[@tuxedotservo]

Wow - missed one (well, two, technically) really obvious choices. KOTOR 1/2 Going to the darkside changes you so much that squad members actually bring it up to you.

[@prouttralala]

And some missions cannot be done if you are neutral

[@azuredragoon2054]

I mentioned Star Wars: The Old Republic because it featured a similar system.

[@antoninedelchev6076]

In KOTOR 2 if you had high influence with a companion, they start looking evil as well. I remember Bao-Dur started to look like Darth Maul.

[@clothar23]

@@azuredragoon2054 But in SWTOR didn't the morality affect nothing but which companies you could get. I don't remember it particularly affecting anything else. Than I never did try being an evil Jedi character.

[@azuredragoon2054]

@@clothar23 It affected some dialogue options, but it has been a while so I don't remember what else was affected.

[@banyamano010]

I’m surprised hitman didn’t come up, of course the suited up FBI Andy is visually good compared to the clown costume mike, it’s a side effect of going evil after all

[@kattaylor2919]

I always appreciate interesting footage of characters being evil, because I just can never bring myself to play as a jerk, even when it looks like it would be fun. I mean, Commander Shepard is supposed to be a hero! Not a giant dick! Okay, it's mostly about characters like Kaiden or Tali disliking me if I'm a jerk...

[@AJStarhiker]

More Tali, than Kaiden, for me.

[@clothar23]

Actually Kaiden doesn't entirely mind Renegade actions as long as you can justify them in the context of the greater good. It's Ashley who outright will not tolerate a Renegade Shepherd.

[@MetaL556]

The only time I did it was in the first Knights of the Old Republic game, where it kind of made sense to me after the plot twist to "return to my old ways" - and that game has one hell of a set of consequences. Didn't help that it oftentimes made you being evil less petty and more badass as hell.

[@LtBasil]

@@MetaL556 Since when are the KOTOR evil decisions not petty? I mean, the ones that happen after Leviathan, sure, those make sense, but pretty much everything else is petty as hell.

[@Hektols]

In Mass Effect 2 Shepard being evil can be atributed at the reconstruction process going wrong, explaining why he went from hero to villain.

[@bilbo_t_baggins2762]

What Jane failed to mention is that Cerberus is her pet.

[@artturisiikanen3843]

hades gon be pissed

[@varunchaturvedi2581]

"Wearing all black means you're evil" Of course Andy's the only one wearing all black in that footage.

[@smallg9109]

lol, yep i noticed that too :)

[@thedannydeathstroke]

Also it is clearly demonstrated by Jane wearing red that evil wears red.

[@CodeRed99911]

@@thedannydeathstroke Well of course evil wears red. How many evil female villains have you seen wear something that isn't a red or black dress?

[@lostaccount8222]

*realization I only wear dark colors and look kinda evil* Hmmm

[@JohnSmith-gz4fs]

@@lostaccount8222 How many orphans have you toasted recently?

[@likealightning4139]

Cerberus sounds less dangerous as a hellhound and as a paramilitary organization if you consider it probably translates to „Spotted“. Which means Cerberus‘ english name would be Spot.

[@brokenshard9323]

That's why it's called that because of their spotted past.

[@nemo5336]

It probably doesn't help that said paramilitary organisation's leader has an alias that can be abbreviated to T.I.M... Though it might explain the name choice.

[@Gloomdrake]

Pet Spot

[@Themagnificent7th]

I see somebody was watching "The Punisher" and paying attention. Yep, from the greek word Kerberos which is spotted.

[@likealightning4139]

Themagnificent7th actually, I got it from Overly Sarcastic Productions who mentioned it in their video sometime. Can’t remember which one it was.

[@NisansaDdS]

Before even watching I am telling you, "There are none! Come, join us!"

[@Izinaima]

The million dollar question is: Do you have cookies??!

[@mar_speedman]

No thanks. Joined once, ended up killing my whole party. Not doing it again

[@NisansaDdS]

@@Izinaima We do have cookies. And they are chocolate chip. The "news" going around saying they are raisin cookies are just light side propaganda.

[@NisansaDdS]

@@mar_speedman This is why you take a class in necromancy. You can keep your friends with you forever.

[@NisansaDdS]

@@Serrifin * Waves with the hand of Vecna *

[@fulviopontarollo2952]

I’m just so happy that Andy appreciated Godzilla: King of the Monsters

[@nathanabel8169]

I'm upset there wasn't a "you become even sexier." On the list. Can't think up titles immediately that it occurs in, but pretty sure that happened regularly.

[@FuryMcpurey]

You say the side effect for being evil in Shadow of the Colossus is becoming "pale and veiny". Like, honey, you turn "evil" no matter what you do in this game and you literally showed that the *real* side effect was being possessed by basically the demonic embodiment of the afterlife and then having your age regressed until you became the "horned child" Love your content though, you guys. :)

[@TheDuckMaster12]

0:25 “evil ways coming back to bite you in unexpected fashion,” in many cases literally unexpected fashion

[@Biodeamon]

"A magic amulet that deflects gunshots" Did you guys even watch the ending to Red Dead, or are you just pretending it never happened?

[@axmattei]

What never happened? I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about? They got it completely right.

[@axmattei]

I'm not in denial

[@mealsome7793]

I think it's the latter

[@thundercookie3214]

I recall that Andy said in one video, that John lived happily with his family on his farm and I have no reason not to believe him. Andy wouldn't lie to us.

[@SevCaswell]

@@thundercookie3214 I think that was Ellen...

[@Add_Infinitum]

I'm pretty sure in Infamous 1 and 2, being evil sees you getting gradually paler, like your blood is falling out or something, and you get big black cracks/veins all over your face. Like Shadow of the Colossus apparently.

[@strategielp1080]

What about Swtor. When you do bad things like murdering people and stuff, your charakter first gets Sith Eyes, and then his face gets dark. (Not a native english speaker)

[@ducksruleflorida4882]

12:21 Not to mention your powers have a visual change. I love the video claws.

[@Chris_Sizemore]

Arthus from Warcraft 3 would of been good for this list. From golden haired Hero to undead Lich King. Heck, even before he went undead he looked like an aging rockstar in his first week of rehab.

[@G0MBR0]

Woah I never noticed that about Micah's horse. Awesome attention to detail

[@wargrizzero5158]

How can Infamous be on this list without mentioning that your morality affects your powers. Good Del has while smoke, evil Del has black, sparky smoke.

[@ndt_dynamite2247]

The biggest change is the video powers melee attacks, all the others have color changes, and also general changes to what their effects are, but using video powers lets you either use a heroic sword of justice, or badass claws of devastation.

[@Crimson_Sun2486]

Honestly, while I understand the karma system in MGS5, I really kinda wish that being Demon Snake gave you actual benefits, like enemy soldiers just running away in terror the moment they spot you. Or at the very least act like you're just a hallucination and try to clear their vision for a moment, giving you time to get out of sight before they see you're actually real and open fire

[@nyxterra2888]

Snake: Throws soldier off of Mother Base Shepherd: "What the hell were you thinking?" Me: "This is the interaction I've never known I needed until now."

[@misterthegeoff9767]

Peter Molyneux loves a morality tracker almost as much as he loves over-promising and feature creep. On top of Fable there was also Black and White, where the appearance of your pet creature reflected your morality as well.

[@kattsgamingkorner2417]

God I miss Black and White...

[@elPominator]

The temple becoming either a bastion of light and rainbows or a demonic spire of pure evil was fun as well

[@LadySaprophyte]

...but that also happens in fable 2 and mayybe 3...the dog morphs my dude

[@brokenshard9323]

My Shepard always has a sexy cheek scar and a slight glimmer of questionable decisions in their eyes.

[@miggainer5793]

*sees the popup for the 7 chickens having the worst day* I can't believe you missed out on a perfectly good pun! Chickens having the worst day of their fowl lives would've been a GREAT title!

[@jehut2k10]

But in shadow of the colossus it wasn't a player choice. Having never played the game I had hoped there was a way to spare them.

[@patrickd8654]

That IS how you spare them -- by never playing the game.

[@boobah5643]

@@patrickd8654 _Shadow of the Colossus_ at least doesn't seem to be an ass about it; it's Wander's "sin," not the player's. That doesn't bother me; it's games like _Spec Ops: The Line_ that are real jerks about it, since in that case the game explicitly tries to call out the player for daring to play the game they paid for.

[@T3hub3r1337]

OMG YOU BROUGHT UP MY ALL TIME FAVORITE SERIES. MML WAS MY HOLY GRAIL. WE NEED A 3RD ONE

[@wipplewopple1876]

I honestly didn't even realize the thing about the Dark Horse looking like Micah's horse. It's been too long since I've played the first one.

[@livingcorpse5664]

Sadly a lot of people didn't see Godzilla: King of the Monsters, partly due to weird marketing and partly to moving it to the same month as Avengers: Endgame came out. Here's hoping for Godzilla vs Kong will be good and not too delayed again.

[@sgtraytango]

I was one of those who DID see it, mainly because I - controversial opinion, here - don't think the Marvel films are any good, and pretty much only really wanted to see G:KOTM and the DC Comics version of Captain Marvel that month.

[@mar_speedman]

@@sgtraytango Well the MCU films are no good. Like, most are fun, but they lack any depth or meaning. The DC film universe is doomed if they're taking the MCU as the highest standard. I mean, they should take pointers for the connected universe bit, but when it comes to actual film making, films like Sam Raimi's Spider-man trilogy, Chris Nolan's Dark Night trilogy, and Tim Burton's Batman films come to mind.

[@coltonwilliams4153]

Yeah, I really couldn’t have cared less about Endgame. Godzilla was what I was excited about. Honestly, I can only get that excited about Godzilla and Jurassic Park these days. They’re the only ones that can give me that “I *NEED* to see this in theaters!” feeling.

[@jeremiahthepisces5493]

strange cause i didnt even know they made another godzilla thought the last one was in 2014 damn finna go watch it

[@getshwifty3101]

"...and extremely attractive." Andy, we ALL know Ellen is a goddess. You don't need to rub it in.

[@KoffinKat]

Surprisingly, the game Overlord had some sort of a karma system. Quite odd for a game where you play as a villain by default, but I recall the Overlord's armor changing based on... whether you are only somewhat evil vs. completely evil? There's also Secret World Legends in which you can pick a side during a few plot points and you'll get appropriatelly colored wings at some point in the late game. It's been a long time since I played the game, so I don't remember any more details than this.

[@giannigreco7401]

I'll tell you what the real side-effect of being evil is... Wealth! Success! and Power! ...also an unexplainable desire for large chairs.

[@anna-helenasapateiro7605]

Of course when you are such a massive *ass* you need a larger chair

[@AGrumpyPanda]

I will have you know that the inexplicable desire for large chairs comes whether you are good or evil, it's power that makes you want a big chair.

[@dirtypirate3670]

you forgot the cat

[@funnyhaha7131]

@@dirtypirate3670 "dr.claw has entered the chat"

[@captLizzie]

Knights of the Old Republic II changes how you look, and I believe puts your character on the start game screen as one of the Sith Lords. Pretty sure the last is true, don't know cause I feel guilty when I only give people half the money to pay their debts when I can afford to pay the whole thing.

[@silversalamence10]

Jane: "Usually the great thing about being evil is that it only tarnishes your soul..." Me: "Well... it's a good thing I don't have a soul then."

[@silvershadow1176]

Fe Woo(13:28)....truly the pinnacle of robot cuteness

[@ChewieLewis]

That actually makes so much sense with Micah’s horse!

[@docette2015]

Jane happily narrating the "this is what you look like on evil" list just feels RIGHT, ya know? XD And yes, the demonic wings in Fable 3 are hardly a DETERRENT from awful acts -- unless good characters get equally-impressive wings? ...I may just want wings.

[@garygordle5146]

Middle Earth Shadow of War, talion gets betrayed so he wears an evil ring and his eyes go all black

[@austincantswim3383]

Not really evil. He defends Middle Earth for years until he became a Nazgul.

[@Adahn99]

The actual transformation is (spoilers) Celebrimbor becoming an Eye

[@travisspaulding5835]

“...a subtle, but significant deterioration” this quote by Andy made me really have to stop and think

[@MrLenny011]

I knew about all of these except red dead and I haven’t even played most of them

[@ZeeNastee]

Bound by Flame could be added to this list. You're quite literally choosing whether or not to take offers from a demon and it changes your body a great deal based on how often you take the deals.

[@ArticulatedDoom]

"Where DID you get your medical degree? Was it nowhere?!" Lmao

[@JulioTheMr619]

"Be good or you get a pair of demonic wings" Thanks Jane, now i will for sure be evil because a pair of demonic wings is so dope

[@TheIvoal]

M only disappointment was not having Jane speak like "Welcome to our introductory guide to perks and changes after embracing the dark side. I'm the evil overlord Jane and will be your guide in those few starting steps."

[@daphnejyothi4795]

Rule 1: Never get stuck on the low ground.

[@zedekiahstephens4161]

The entire InFamous series changes your look based on your karma.

[@lnsflare1]

Remember, Mass Effect fans, the underground ethnocentric paramilitary organization named itself the Greek equivalent of "Spot." Because Cerberus/Keroberos was Hades' wuvvly widdle doggie-woggie, yes it was!

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

lnsflare1 you read the Dresden Files too, didn't you?

[@mediocredannyd3612]

'Why won't you go horse, go! Those Nuns must've tricked me into helping them again!'

[@swanson2830]

Ok so the juvenile humor got me this time. "All hail the queen of farts!" Jane Douglas, 2020

[@3racha95]

every time i see a reference to a fable game, ten years are added to my life

[@ReverendTed]

8:36 - Is that character from Fable 3 not just straight up Ellen? It's Ellen, right?

[@ablebagel]

inFamous and MGS in the same video? god i’m feeling so spectacularly validated right now

[@banyamano010]

Being evil: wearing a mask Wait.......

[@PaulDozierZZoMBiE13]

I always loved the way KotOR made the distinction between light side user and dark side user. The way the dark side of the force would twist and corrupt you while benevolence made you look damn near angelic. Fun game.

[@charliethemagpie523]

Now I just want to see a game where Good Karma gets you sweet tattoos and glowing eyes, and Evil Karma gradually turns you into more and more of an Expensive-Suit-Wearing-Dude.

[@sammyhain]

Tbh I feel like this is actually how it is irlmy tatted homies good ppl

[@chriscormac231]

1:54 the full demon mode causes enemies to panic and also makes stealth harder

[@joenesvick7043]

If you end Mass Effect 2 as a Renegade without using that medical equipment, those scars clear up for Mass Effect 3 before they can start again lol 🤣

[@SolidSonicTH]

Honestly the Second Son vest where the red bird has begun overwhelming the blue one is pretty swag. I'd want that on the back of a jacket.

[@tarnim80]

Jane: And looking like that you'll have a real hard time trying to convince the people to reelect you as the nations leader. Oh wait, thats right. This is a monarchy, never mind. Me: Riiiiight, because poeple electing an openly evil leader would of course never happen in a democracy. Excuse me while a continue this conversation by rolling my eyes so hard they'll most likley drop out of their sockests. OWH!

[@Skiivin]

You guys are honestly like watchmojo but with integrity. And humor. And wit. And intelligence.

[@LegendaryElite]

Posted 13 seconds ago and got 49 views. Are you people watching this with vibranium powered internet

[@Ceece20]

You don’t?

[@cappinjocj9316]

Well of course, how else will we download the system update for our death ray?

[@Adahn99]

Anyone here wants to join me in a Super Smash Bros Brawl online multiplayer game with no lag?

[@mar_speedman]

Says you, the 50th person to watch this video, having watched it only 13 seconds after it was uploaded. lol

[@SHARDK2]

My favorite side effect of going evil is the massive amount of victory and success I get

[@Thekhajjah]

Does the EGG ROOM qualify as a character change. Love you Ellen, no murders me

[@TheBloodswordsman]

The reality is that I am literally the walking version of the "accidentally choose the rude option and make the NPC sad meme". Because of this, I have never become evil in any game ever. I beat Undertale twice - the first time receiving the neutral ending and not killing anyone I didn't have too. Followed by the true pacifist. The one time I tried the evil run, it ended the second I killed Toriel. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

I need more alliterative Janescriptions in my life!

[@Phlebas]

I liked the scars in ME2 and I kind of wish that my paragon Shepard could have had them. I just like the idea of walking around looking like a heavily armed murder-cyborg while being kind to everybody I meet.

[@livingcorpse5664]

The color of Delsin's powers and even how how destructive they are will also change with his morality.

[@edwinvanooijen7749]

Overlord Raising Hell: Growing spikes out of your back and shoulders.

[@Klowd9888]

I never knew aboot that Megaman Legends honor system wow and i played that game so much (*-*)(XIII)

[@sepiasmith5065]

that merch plug was smooth haha

[@alexwright5419]

Last time I was this early, I could leave my house

[@mar_speedman]

You mean last time you were this early you had less free time on your hands, which made it harder for you to watch the video early, yet you did so anyway?... You go, man lol

[@luchalerae7687]

13:29 cutest sound ever

[@brendondavodov4530]

Nr 1. Getting wrecked in the end of the game

[@mar_speedman]

2- getting your party wrecked near the end of the game

[@nikolasacus3584]

Finally I've been waiting for you to talk ab fables evil transformation

[@SkitSkat8008]

"If Once you start down the dark path, forever it will dominate your destiny. Consume you it will, as it did obi wan's apprentice." - Yoda

[@jasperzanovich2504]

"Mh, talk weird I do. Hundreds of years old I am but learned to speak properly I never did."

[@Adahn99]

@@jasperzanovich2504 *never I did. Change it again you must, or like speaking normal it looks

[@mar_speedman]

*cut to dark side exile with sheet white skin and hair*

[@nothingelsetodo4229]

Hm? Im sorry i wasnt listening. couldnt hear you from how evil im going to become.

[@mar_speedman]

@@nothingelsetodo4229 "Then you are lost!"

[@Minilena]

"Show of the week is every week" - said in the week there was no SotW :P The games collection thing was hilarious though, thanks for the laughs!