7 Most Disturbing Items in Collector’s Editions That Haunt Our Dreams and Shelves

[@toratio8547]

'Our parents are disappointed in us' is still one of my fave Oxbox running gags / tropes, from Mike's "hi mum, still not a doctor" to Andy's "it is a real job!" to Jane telling her parents she's a surgeon. Always gold.

[@coyoteartist]

Wait Jane's not a surgeon? Damn better cancel that surgery.

[@aerthreepwood8021]

​@@coyoteartistshe's not going to let you do that.

[@toratio8547]

Then you realise you don't even remember booking that surgery. Or needing surgery.

[@coyoteartist]

@@toratio8547 Yeap, pretty much doomed. Oh well I had a good run.

[@FrankyBabes]

Another video where the crew's delivery just communicates "I can't believe you're making us do this", on a script that they presumably wrote. 10/10

[@toratio8547]

To be fair, they didn't invent the sex-toy fleshy ball. And what were they going to do, NOT talk about the sex-toy fleshy ball?

[@IIIIMavIIII]

I dont know how hard a rule this is or if it was only in reference to one or two videos they did but I think they said they tend to write for each other rather than for themselves. If that does end up being true that feeling of yours checks out 😂

[@octochan]

I love how most people immediately associate the Huddle with a katamari. One of my favourite livestreams of INSIDE had the streamer singing 'na na na na NA NA NA NA NA NA NA' in a horrified manner at the meat orb steamrolling people in the compound

[@ericpresler3935]

That moment was a MASTERPIECE.

[@BuildinWings]

A nylon bag was my most disturbing item. I can still hear the calls of "we're not planning to do anything about it" on the wind...

[@tomsmith6379]

Followed by "it just works"

[@3possumsinatrenchcoat]

ah yes, The Great Canvas Shortage of 2018.

[@honigruebe]

But I think it must have been the Wind

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Also, a faint cheer on the breeze: _"Lightwood laminate! Lightwood laminate! Lightwood laminate!"_ I know at least one of you will get the reference 😂

[@Skapologist]

@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValleyThe Duffel Kerfuffle 😔

[@hannarchy6554]

This is probably too far down for anybody to see, but I just want to say - this is a fantastic video. The writing, the delivery, the editing, it's all absolutely stellar. Everybody did a fantastic job, big ups to everyone involved

[@kamenanew9867]

Completely agree

[@CelticVictory]

It's still up near the top.

[@RavenGrave113]

Mike kinkshaming the F.E.A.R. devs made my day 😂

[@l0stndamned]

The huddle thing has me torn between two mindsets. One saying that it is a weird and gross and the other thinking it would be hilarious to use as the boss fight for a drunken d+d game.

[@user-xs5en8wo2m]

Hearing Jane say “your headless pair of tits” was just so funny to me 😂😂

[@edwardgrimes7535]

I didn’t even know if they were allowed to say tits.

[@lisah-p8474]

I was also a little shocked... like, "Gasp, language!" 😂 (Meanwhile I curse like a sailor on shore leave so I'm not at all judging. Just surprised.)

[@callumdonington2227]

Right? This isn't Eurogamer

[@CAARaeed]

I got a giggle out of that as well

[@tubensalat1453]

Is yt getting more lenient? I remember a thread about certain birds where none of the replies were displayed...

[@עומרשרייבר-ל4ר]

The fact that a sex toy manufacturer made this huddle figurine is both suprising and unsuprising.

[@dahn57]

The "stand hole" is the worst bit...

[@joeshabado1431]

@@dahn57 or the best bit...

[@dahn57]

@@joeshabado1431 There are FAR cheaper ways to get your rocks off than buy that overpriced tat and violating it 😛

[@joeshabado1431]

@@dahn57 I am well aware. But rich people have to burn their money somehow. And some also fuck inanimate objects.

[@FlushGorgon]

@@dahn57 You don't know their tastes.

[@mavvh1054]

Andy said the company Real Doll right as it showed an orifice at the bottom of the Katamari of Flesh and I got EXTREMELY concerned.

[@octochan]

Quality editing!

[@sfb7247]

The pregnant Alma statue is so disturbing, it’s made both the original and comments edition twice

[@shade8928]

Jane saying a list of "7 times you died right at the start" being not just wholesome but even more wholesome than the other video is surprisingly on brand.

[@IdentifiantE.S]

😮

[@alirezaghorbanpour1001]

I exactly wanted to point that out. Well you already did lol xd

[@johannord4778]

Didn’t know there was a AI named Gorithm

[@CelticVictory]

I literally just watched that video before watching this one.

[@agentminerchuan007]

Ditto, I got the same thing

[@Dollightful]

Is that a new sweater? Andy looks great in that color.

[@mycomnithegreat434]

I can only presume you're taking notes for the next Halloween doll 😂

[@SusurrusBlue]

Before I started the video I though you were being a bit weird, but you actually have a point. Could just be the lighting, but maybe that colour really does makes him look younger and... brighter?? Maybe the colour/skin match people have a point 😂

[@IndelibleSin317]

Oh I didn't know you watched them.

[@PatriceRacine]

For me, the fingerprints on the disc is the most disturbing

[@IdentifiantE.S]

Same !

[@Siilwa]

That was my immediate reaction when Jane held up the disc, that was just horrifying 🙃

[@koolaid33]

I was thinking the same thing, I hope that game still works!

[@Siilwa]

​@@koolaid33 I would assume it does, discs are pretty durable and that one just looked a little dirty, not scratched. But they probably used a game they don't care about anyway. I saw their livestreams where they competed for the title of worst gaming library, they have a ton of games I'm pretty sure will never see the light of day in any other way 😂

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Yeah, but I still am getting rather scared at the disappearance of physical games. I'm not keen on developers yanking away the ability to play certain versions of a game if they so desire. I don't play GTA, but Rockstar flubbing the Definitive Edition release and then pulling the better performing version off of all online stores so that nobody can play that version is such an example of why I'm concerned about games being digital only. I'll take the risk of fingerprints and scratches on disks over that.

[@chrissouthey5748]

What I've understood from this is that you should be very cautious when buying horror collectors' edition

[@MasterZebulin]

Protip: Don't buy horror game collector's editions.

[@mycomnithegreat434]

Okay but like if you buy the collectors edition for a HORROR game you're low key asking for it lol. Except the Alma statue from F.E.A.R 3 collector edition. That was uncalled for lmao. Eta: oh they mentioned it 😂

[@davidmcgill1000]

If you do buy one, find an unmarked box and bury its contents in the yard for future generations to discover.

[@salad72057]

More like buy the horror game collectors edition if you're a fan or horror otherwise no, besides the pregnant Alma that's just weird

[@fabianlaibin6956]

I was there during the high-definition optical disk format wars, we stuck to the optic drive bay trenches as CDs whizzed above us, sticking our head out always running the risk of decapitation by disc. The VHD battalion never stood a chance, DVHS came too late and their tech too obsolete. Blu-Ray blasted our positions with laser blasts from their squadrons of PS3 fighters, and the retaliation by the HD-DVD with their fleets of HD-DVD players naval support didn't help. Our Floppy Disk vests too low capacity to stop even a glancing blow, and our magnetic tape comms cut to ribbons in the wake of both sides' blue laser onslaught.

[@xtifr]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe! HD-DVDs on fire off the shoulder of Sony! I watched Blu-Rays glitter in the dark near the Microsoft gate! All these formats will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

[@Alsebra]

Those poor LaserDisc troopers...never forget 🫡🫡

[@Nose4a2]

The fingerprints on the disc are too real

[@merchantfan]

True story: I once had to comfort a 6 year old who had seen his father's Dead Island dismembered bikini torso statue and had all kinds of questions and probably issues. That kid's hit puberty by now

[@sabretoo]

Oh my God

[@DeathnoteBB]

Part of me is sad part of me is like “What never seen a fictional dismembered torso before?”

[@greenhowie]

Did... his Dad keep it?

[@merchantfan]

@@greenhowie No idea, I was just an after school counselor at the time so I had like zero power.

[@midnights2631]

That poor kid

[@UnreasonableOpinions]

I will bet every cash dollar I have the the absolutely baffling Dead Island dismembered boob torso is on the list. It's one thing to send out something deeply unpleasant and questionable, quite another to send the sort of thing that would get you arrested in some places.

[@Jambobist]

Got to hit that ever burgeoning, patriotic British necrophile demo!

[@lissaquon607]

It doesn't even LOOK good. The anatomy on that is hilariously bad.

[@SyndicateOperative]

@@Jambobist Well, the funny thing is that wasn't the only kind made. There were other models made with other flags on the bikini.

[@tylercole7319]

“If you think you’ve seen all the raging fetuses there are to see, then think again pal!” - Jane God I love her 😂😂

[@kohtan13kumi]

Although I could/can rarely afford them, I love a collector's edition with a decorative component! It feels nice to be able to look around you and see a solid chunk of something that made you so happy. Even The Huddle must make someone happier just by being around.

[@GeneralNickles]

The statue of the warewolf that came with the collectors edition of The Order: 1886 gave my nephew nightmares when he was little. You know, because it was scary. It also gave me knightmares, you know, because it was evidence that I had paid money for The Order: 1886

[@hello_robot]

I'd like to think that the cursed Yarny 'doll' is still haunting the Oxboxtra offices all these years later

[@Rysen92]

The script and delivery in this one is absolutely on point. Incredible work, immediately one of my favourites. What bonus item would I get with a collectors edition of this video, I wonder

[@12345.......]

1:54 I love Andy's delivery. I was chewing carefully as not to choke. THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS 😂😂

[@artlessauthorite]

You gotta admit though. Despite the body horror the twohead statue is kind of rad.

[@stone5against1]

Should have had Andy eat a blue popsicle or something for that final one, to prove that it was definitely "lost" Also, I'm pretty sure the people behind the.. legally distinct fleshlight.. and the headless boob statue.. worked together (or are the same person.. very probably the pregnant ghost fetishist)

[@kyleherrmann5777]

Am I the only one horrified by the implications of the Inside flesh katamari being made by a sex toy company and having one hole? Has someone out there boned the huddle?

[@zielona_f]

i thought thats why the "care" instructions said to "not touch it too much"^^

[@johnathonroberts8200]

Don't deny it. You would be tempted.

[@ourkeving]

It's definitely been fucked.

[@tomsmith6379]

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to

[@kristianfischer9814]

@@tomsmith6379 Or questions you DO.

[@FistOfFiori]

I knew that Dead Island disembodied statue would be here, I remember that being so bizarre, and that a dude having that on his shelf would probably set off red flags in a woman's head. Nothing like having something that looks like a memento a serial killer would have.

[@Michael_Lindell]

And after this we all need a moment to collect ourselves...

[@jeffersonhouse94]

You had me at "don't touch my flesh blob on the way out: you'll discolor it..."

[@Icam_here]

not sure which is the most disturbing on the list, i want to say the flesh blob entry but honestly i think others could be worse, Jane's delivery on not touching the flesh blob on you way out had such a great delivery on that line

[@jamesw6374]

Oxbox we have spent so much time enjoying your livestreams and oxventures, thank you for reminding that your writing in these videos is just *chefs kiss*

[@ShiKageMaru]

The BEST Collector's edition extra that I ever got was Cole Macgrath's sling bag from Infamous 2. I worked at Gamestop when the price of the Collector's edition dropped dramatically, so I bought it. And my wife has been using it ever since. It actually isn't cheaply made and doesn't suck.

[@SuperMandibleclaw]

Are we going to ignore the fact that the realldoll flesh blob HAS A HOLE!?

[@Datboi_23]

For...the stand. Yeah, that's it.

[@graywolfdracon]

Honestly, I'm trying not to think about it.

[@nyperold7530]

Well, we saw the intended purpose of the hole in the video. (Which isn't to say that we don't just know that somebody has done or will do something ELSE with that hole...)

[@zombiedoe3404]

:)

[@RedSpade37]

How many more times am I going to vomit today? "Weird it happened twice!"

[@chrismanuel9768]

The writing on this video was truly... amazing. Flesh Katamari is a nightmare I won't soon forget.

[@DavidCowie2022]

I'm sure that they did the Dead Island boob torso the last time that they covered disturbing collectibles.

[@machineapenser493]

I know this isn't about the list, but Mike having a Carpenter Brut t-shirt is chef's kiss level of great musical taste! (edit is a word)

[@mcmogg_incmogg2080]

Hearing Jane say “t/ts “ was amazing lol

[@MxReese]

12 years later, my Alma statue still glows in the dark, although much more faintly. And it's not a fetish thing, she's my mom and I love her.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Me about Cynthia from Pokemon 😭 Everyone’s all thirsty about her and I’m just like “SHE’S MY MOM”

[@SimonBuchanNz]

Her being your mom wasn't exclusive for it being a sex thing in this franchise before...

[@Jackie_XIII]

1:30 That has got to be the single most disturbing thing that I have heard this entire week. I am very uncomfortable, thank you

[@nemoniemand9264]

In my head cannon, the guy that has touched too much the lump of flesh of Inside worked in Dead's Island busty torso. He wanted overtime for working in the hand-made gore, but got the company's white van instead.

[@hattsords9093]

Are we ignoring the fact Jane had a disc with fingerprints all over it?

[@greenhydra10]

Yeah. That hurt.

[@EddieRiggsBF3]

I bet it's same garbage game like Fighter Within

[@DarthSoto78]

Moral of the story if you get the collectors edition of a horror game it will come with a monstrosity you question putting on your shelf.

[@glenharris9366]

Writing and comedic timing on point as always 👌

[@janmoravek157]

Funny, when C-vid was around, we got in the mail a pen that looked exactly the same as the Zombrex one, just red liquid and different labeling.

[@philippeamon7271]

It didn't taste as good, though... Got lost, I mean.

[@greenhydra10]

Inside: A horrible flesh blob. Meanwhile, its spiritual cousin, LN2: Paper bag hat.

[@Jonathon_Hennessey]

That monster from the Calypso Protocol reminds me of another monster I saw in the 2011 prequel to The Thing. It was called Split-Face and was the fusion of the assimilated Edvard and his assistant Adam.

[@nyperold7530]

So Funko Pops are the E.T. the Extraterrestrial (Atari 2600) of figurines, is what we're saying.

[@jasonscarborough94]

I'm with you guys on most of these but, the 'Alone in the Dark' and 'Calisto Protocol' ones are actually pretty cool

[@AlexKPorell]

Agreed 😅

[@Angrymuscles]

Don't deny it Jane, you own all of these and proudly display them at home.

[@queenoffabulous2156]

Jane's house IS the indianna Jones warehouse

[@callum2474]

I’ve not got any children to ask me, so I’ll say here; it was tough picking the HD-DVD faction in the optical disc wars.

[@RobberyEtiquette]

Never did I expect that an Outside Xbox list video to start off strong with a video game themed flesh light

[@farcesable]

I've have to say this has to be the best video you guys have done so far. Well done.

[@Minchowski]

I'm not sure the zombrex pen is all that disturbing. I own multiple pens shaped like syringes - one I got from a medical school, one from work (I work for a medical device company - we make syringes). (Granted I also got one from the med school that is shaped like a femur, which I used until it ran out of ink, so I might just really like novelty pens?)

[@jcam5]

I definitely remember seeing the BB pod every time I see a Yongyea video.

[@antoniorodriguez2882]

Who had Jane saying " Headless pair of tits" on their 2023 Bingo card

[@ninjasasquatch4840]

Hearing Jane say "headless pair of tits" made my day! 😂 Yes, I'm immature...

[@TheFiddleFaddle]

*sees flesh blob* "Well that's unpleasant." *sees pregnant naked ghost* "And now I'm gonna throw up."

[@MaxWeb2599]

Police: sir what is in the jar. Kojima: a Baby for Norman Reedus 2 hours later Kojima: and that's why she sayed "Princess Beach"

[@jonathanhope3672]

Jane saying "pair of tits" is the highlight of my week 😊

[@PrimeGlaz]

"Headless pair of tits" just makes it bettter.

[@zacharysmith4856]

« Post-apocalyptic postman fantasy » gave me a smile… thought I would bring that up in a video about horrifying collector’s editions.

[@thajocoth]

I've got a few of those Zombrex pens... The liquid seems to slowly decrease in volume over time... Have y'all seen the promotional mask they gave out for The Darkness II? I got one for free at a convention...

[@archy_bold]

Didn't think it could be possible but Jane actually upped her dress game further.

[@NepSpoon]

The amount of finger prints on that cd that Jane was holding is more disturbing than everything else in the video

[@tomtitherington]

I always appreciate the calls to mum. A company car you say?

[@a2070-y8j]

Sad that the japanese collectors edition of the Made in Abyss game is not on the list. Giving you a flask with a picture of Prushka and the words "Don´t spill me" on it is the most disturbing joke I have seen in my life.

[@sebastianwlodarczyk]

To be fair, that would probably need a 40 minutes long follow-up video to explain the context:D I never heard of this title before, and just spent _way_ more time than I'd like to admit on the wiki, trying to figure out what's that unusual/disturbing in that hipflask:) I'm still not 100% certain on details, but heck- the whole setting goes into some dark places, doesn't it? Not my thing to be honest, but I have to applaud the commitment to worldbuilding!

[@Dancinglemon]

@@sebastianwlodarczykit’s one of my favourite examples of world building and dissonant tone I’ve ever come across and I’m so mad I can never recommend it to anyone because the guy who made it clearly had a loli fetish and several other kinks that are wildly uncomfortable because the main characters are children.

[@Joyful_Traitor]

A friend of mine has the Fear 3 collectors edition still haunts me I can never forget it he just thinks it is funny that it glows

[@sniper441]

I was having a rough day until I saw this video.... it actually made it a little bit better, thank you guys

[@AnimalDelos]

Also, digging the Carpenter Brut t-shirt. They did the best remix of Tech Noir by Gunship.

[@dharmabums8]

I hate when people touch my flesh blob when they’re running terrified from my home

[@ThatSoddingGamer]

Yeah, the Dead Island 2 and FEAR 3 statues got a LOT of pushback on the internet, as I recall. I think the FEAR 3 statue in particular got so much shit because Alma was in fact a minor?

[@J-B4R]

So, she *died* a minor, but her ghost continued to age. Make of that what you will, I don't think any part makes it better.

[@ThatSoddingGamer]

@@J-B4R - I haven't played the games or delved into the lore much, but yeah it's a bit of an odd thing, a ghost aging. She was still a minor when she got pregnant (twice) in any case.

[@Letheon.]

1:49 that hits too close to home, my cousin Chris does actually have a company car, and I’m sat here listening to Andy say ‘Katamari of flesh’ 😭😭

[@adamstringer7092]

I would add the Space Marine 2 Collector's Edition statue, due out soon. It's a space marine preparing to eviscerate a tyranid, while waist deep in a pool of blood. I would say that's just as gruesome as the Calisto Protocol's Two-Head, but really it's just on brand for Warhammer.

[@screaming_in_pain]

Can you do a list of the best collectors items

[@FlamingoSandwich]

All you need is a rubber headcrab and you can have an episode called 7 reasons why we don't go to the outside xbox storage repository any more.

[@AbsolXGuardian]

On kids these days not knowing about physical games, when I was younger, I legitimately thought that computer gaming wasn't a thing until the internet was strong enough to deliver them until I read Homestuck, which opens with the protagonist waiting for the CDROM of a new computer game to be delivered. Even though when I was preschool aged I did play educational CDROMs.

[@riksweeney]

"Headless pair of tits" is a pretty accurate description of that figurine.

[@batatgames]

Shout out if your flesh huddle would be SO discolored 🙌

[@TheRivieraKid]

Nice to see little bits of swearing creep back in to Oxbox.

[@3RAN7ON]

That's the most disturbing Fleshlight I've ever seen

[@Chris-yc3mm]

Some distirbing fingerprints on that disk, for shame 😂

[@GenAqua]

The only collector's edition I ever got was Kingdom Hearts 3 Deluxe Edition, which came with a steelbook, art book, and collectible pin, and a special edition of Project X Zone, which came with a soundtrack CD and an artbook

[@sirlambchops.]

2:29 DO NOT stick it in there

[@iwanttobelieve9496]

Don't tell me how to live my life *sticks it in there*

[@mantis638]

Honestly, that last one wasn’t all that disturbing. I know at Spirit Halloween, you can but a small pen that also resembles a syringe. Instead of being blue inside, it is red. In some ways, that would be more disturbing.

[@envymordecai4429]

I worked at GameStop when Death Stranding first came out. We got permission to open the collectors edition to display. Obviously I carried BB around half my shift, using the prop to upsell the game 😂

[@MaraRhodus]

So, FEAR 3 came out when I was 12 and I vividly remember the ad campaign from my video game magazines… I’m not gonna say it gave me a thing for pregnant monster ladies, but like it… didn’t not?

[@umbraestragis]

Same

[@ArkaneStephanie]

I was super pumped about Alone in the Dark and was thinking about getting the collectors edition. Well I'm not pumped enough to give myself any more nightmares than I already have. So I'll just buy the basic edition

[@sniperhawk2]

I remember the hi-definition optical disc format war... we lost a lot of good people during that time...

[@whatwelearned]

"Don't touch my flesh blob on the way out" Oh how I wish I'd said that a little less in my 20s

[@popcorneilous]

I used that pen when i was working in security the boss asked me not to bring it in after receiving complaints from people at the university i worked at.

[@maxisenberg9093]

My favorite thing about the death standing baby is how alanah pearce has it in her will that her family has to have it displayed in their home somewhere where everyone can see it

[@Eticket109]

I still have my DR2 Zombrex Edition. Never even pulled the pen out... but now I'm intrigued.

[@Heavenlyhounds96]

1:02 I'm not the only one who got Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls vibes from this moment am I? That's what you stepped in That's what was on your shoe And that explains the abrasion on your palm!

[@cossakrose]

TLDR: Inside came with one of the weirdest/creepiest fleshlights of all time.

[@xstarsystemsx]

Every single video lately has had at least one moment where i go "that's so good" and go hit the like button.

[@TheCiderDrinker]

Katamari of Flesh sounds like the perfect horror movie that hasn't been made yet!

[@Zephyrt3mp3st]

What's a "Callisto Protocol"? Oh you mean "Definitely Not Dead Space".

[@SportsGamingRosters]

I never thought I'd hear the phrase "Flesh Katamari" in my lifetime, but here we are.

[@ajpetrina86]

“Don’t touch my flesh blob! You’ll discolor it!” More like… “The flesh blob will remember your touch”