7 Short Jokes

Following short jokes are included:
1. Dog who used to chase people on a bike a lot.
2. How can they call it "Alcoholics Anonymous"?
3. A man is looking at himself in the mirror and he likes what he sees.
4. The son asks his dad, “Dad, what can I do if I want to live forever?”
5. Sometimes it is very important to know whether a sentence was said by a
man or a woman.
6. What do electric cars and diarrhea have in common?
7. I went on a diet which made my husband happy.
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[@ronaldmcdonald8303]

A man walks into a rooftop bar and sits next to a guy. He asks him, "What are you drinking?" "Magic beer!" He replies "Magic beer, what's so special about it?" He says. So the guy jumps off the building and flies around the bar and returns to his seat with a triumphant smile on his face! "I'll have some of that!" He shouts. So he orders a magic beer, drinks it. Jumps off the roof and falls 15 stories to his death. Then the barman shrugs his shoulders and shakes his head and says. "You know, you're a real prick when you're drunk Superman!!!!"

[@johnalexir7634]

Lol good one

[@T0NYD1CK]

"What do electric cars and diarrhea have in common?" I was nearly right. I said they both run out very quickly!

[@ronaldmcdonald8303]

@@T0NYD1CK Maybe they both run low when out of life!

[@robmackenzie8478]

dont give up your day job

[@rossramsdell7584]

what does helping to stop global warming have to do with making it home?

[@davidjones-vx9ju]

what help to global warming are electric cars?

[@smedleyfarnsworth263]

You must have missed the memo, it is not "global warming" any more, it is now called "climate change", because there has been no warming for decades. But if you want to be really hip and up with the latest buzz words, you can opt for "climate emergency".

[@alphagt62]

I don’t recall that be part of the joke? In many places, the only place to charge an EV is at home, if you run out of juice before you get there you’ll be calling a tow truck. It wasn’t a great joke, but there it is…..

[@LambertDenooyer]

Electric cars really do not help stop global warming. They just move the pollution from the tail pipe of an internal combustion engine car to a power plant in Ohio burning fossil fuel to create electricity.