7 Signs of a Psychotic Guitar Player

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[@MusicisWin]

What are some more signs of a psychotic guitar player?

[@rohandeshpande8970]

Music is Win replacing the preamp of your Marshall JCM 800 by sticking a boss metal zone in front of the amp or through the return of your effects loop and the hummus one gave me anxiety

[@checknate8820]

Playing air guitar on a soda bottle while walking.

[@samuelmcgregor4760]

When they read tabs instead of notation

[@VesterDude]

People that lay down Les Paul or other guitars with backwards angled headstocks on the floor.

[@commentfreely5443]

you need to get cuts from the string ends

[@CassandraJeffers]

The hummus part. That hurt.

[@matt-lacey]

I died a little

[@Delemaroth]

I audibly yelled "Noooo!" In class. My professor came to look over my sholder and had the same reaction.

[@CassandraJeffers]

@@matt-lacey me too. I'd never touch my guitar or balalaika like that.

[@joshburgoon1626]

same bro, same

[@victoriousguitarlessons8637]

Hahah! I was just going to write the exact same thing. It hurt my very soul.

[@oceaneggo]

Not cutting strings-- hurt The bathroom thing- hurt Boiling strings- hurt Jimi hendrix thing- hurt Stickers- hurt Hummus thing-AGONIZING PAIN

[@thatonebozo4153]

For god's sake make it stop

[@Hitemwhereithurtss]

the humus broke me...

[@rina.r.2174]

So true

[@gavinmorgan8691]

@@thatonebozo4153 bruh I do the sticker thing tho 😂

[@thatonebozo4153]

@@gavinmorgan8691 why does your guit has to suffer :(

[@broski9938]

Not even a guitar player, but that hummus hurt my soul. Well, whatever's left of it.

[@dariohernandez2768]

oh my god, i had to look away

[@omchakravarthyrajkumar9900]

That's depressing

[@benbignell]

Thomas Anderson no

[@joshd1071]

God bless you :" ) Jesus loves you

[@dagnastyodi4196]

"what evers left of it" lmao you're one of them quirky 'I'm not like other girls" type, huh?

[@artmpowers]

I prefer to deep fry my strings for that “southern” tone. But to each their own.

[@okbill18yearsagoedited25]

i prefer to fry my strings in a wok for that more Asian twangy noise

[@krizalist.]

@Ben van der Riet man you doing it wrong, you should freeze your guitar strings in ice made of blood of 10 virgins and your 3 dead bandmates

[@theidiotbox9056]

I like boiling mine in a pot of gumbo for that nice cajin flavor

[@mikovargas1899]

I have an acoustic so little life hack you should put it through your TV to get that nice electric sounded guitar

[@b34r21]

gotta put them with some florida saltwater and bacon greece too

[@douglassmith3901]

Forget playing the guitar, just hummus a tune.

[@nuro222]

Underrated comment

[@greenfly1264]

You funny 😆

[@pedrovinicius7410]

@@nuro222 Even i can comment better

[@nuro222]

@@pedrovinicius7410 do it then

[@lewisgartland8948]

@@pedrovinicius7410 then do it

[@sergioavila9690]

YOU BETTER HAVE APOLOGIZED MULTIPLE TIME TO THAT ACOUSTIC YOU DEFILED WITH THE HUMMIS :(

[@TnupdegSupt]

Yummy Hummi

[@ericsiemens9891]

I survived watching Hereditary, and that hummus left me gasping in horror

[@badnobo8508]

Sergio Avila it’s hummus

[@pablocrespo2072]

I don't like acoustic guitars, but that hummus shit, that personally offended me

[@adammaher6962]

You better have apologized for defiling that hummus with an accoustic

[@nothingnothing2752]

"Bass players don't do much of anything." *Davie504 wants to know your location.*

[@alsnt3264]

“Italian man sighted outside American resident’s house”

[@brendanstults3123]

s e v i t back to you Terry

[@gabecade5750]

I was hurt by that I'm a bassist

[@jacket0519]

SALVE SOLE OFFICIAL Steve Harris wants to: know your location

[@ilnegrus576]

*triggered

[@chief8825]

Stickers on certain guitars can look badass, as long as you do it right

[@madzster2008]

me looks at my 5 yr old classical guitar covered in dents and pokemon stickers

[@talicz9081]

i completly covered my tele in black and white stickers, it looks really cool

[@chief8825]

@@talicz9081 hell yeah!

[@johnwilliams6933]

I got some cool ones on my practice strat

[@deathvalley69sy]

Univoxes.

[@LentilsOverkill]

>delay before distortion as "psychotic" every shoegaze band would like a word with you

[@pingui8433]

thanks for opening me up to a new genre of music

[@exotic8341]

You should listen to the new Deftones Album "Ohms" Heavy, but the shoegaze in it is epic. Very gamer moment indeed

[@mrcloopreturns4265]

@@atrosion1097 I bet you're fun at parties /s

[@alexl6040]

The hummus fingers give me anxiety....

[@owenbulger3672]

Dude the sticker made me want to kms

[@vinceplayzforeal]

that shit turned my stomach

[@timmypower2455]

Same

[@MultiTrollers]

It made me tear up no joke.

[@haven_amadeus]

I closed my eyes it was that bad

[@serialvapist5807]

Anyone who says "that was a great meal of hummus." Is a psychopath

[@jaboibrodie1687]

Hummus is a good snack though right

[@serialvapist5807]

@@jaboibrodie1687 I'd say with like carrot sticks or chips hell yeah. Eating it alone is something else.

[@idosegev4858]

With bread or pita, thats how you eat hummus the best

[@boilurgamer9261]

I actually laughed lmao

[@quinreimer5906]

Anyone who eats humus like that is a psychopath

[@tommyhartsock9521]

Lmao my dad once was mixing shrimp and garlic with his hands, and he literally just didn’t wash his hands and went straight to the guitar. It smelled horrific.

[@meekman2725]

you need a new dad (not trying to sound rude tho)

[@j.m6334]

FUCK NO

[@capybaraville]

you need a new dad (i AM trying to sound rude but only on the topic of your dad)

[@kingdonut6675]

No offense but your Dad needs to be put on a watch list and have a restraining order that says he can’t come in 500ft of a guitar.

[@someguywithachannel7590]

"Bass players don't do much of anything" (cliff burton furiously rises from his grave)

[@ricstormwolf]

Ok, MOST bass players don't do much of anything 😂

[@luckyseptemyt3809]

Davie504???

[@520Ripper]

@@luckyseptemyt3809 he’s just a meme youtuber now

[@mortemmetallum4953]

* plugs in bass with malicous intent *

[@baldaizamusic]

@Ben van der Riet can't argue with that last one

[@andresrincon752]

You can feel his discomfort while playing with his dirty fingers.

[@GenZ_Guitarist]

You said it

[@GenZ_Guitarist]

You said it

[@murkymuts957]

@@GenZ_Guitarist You said it

[@marcoguzman4532]

It hurted to watch

[@garrett.c.j]

The food one made me cringe SO bad

[@jazzetienne2285]

I agree

[@mrmusicman5463]

I was thinking “ Tyler stop the pain”

[@matko8038]

In just gona leave this at 666 likes

[@pedrovontreras5398]

I think im psychotic i ate cheetos and played my guitar once

[@mrmusicman5463]

You are a sick and not in the dude bro way

[@crimsonemperor2219]

I see no problem with sticker bombing your guitar if it's already pretty banged up. It's a common thing in both skate boarding and drifting (especially if they want to draw attention away from all the dents the car has that they haven't repaired yet)

[@YskarAlbumLuna]

I mean, i made my own stickers, so it looks hella cool.

[@spiderhands]

Banged up guitars look cool already

[@189bccIfYouGetItYouGetIt]

Can I put them on a new one?

[@dot__8216]

me when i see the humus: dont do it. please dont.. dont NOOOOOOOOO

[@Mephilis78]

Cheetos wouldn't have been quite as disgusting, and still would have gotten the point across.

[@garmen-]

@@Mephilis78 nothing is fare in war

[@jamescradock6278]

The hummus made me cringe

[@scorpionium-music]

ikr, I stopped watching at that point, too much stress! :-D

[@subzero308]

​@@Mephilis78 exactly even a bag of LAYS plain chips would have worked... this man is a psychopath lol.

[@connorhoffman7991]

*dipping fingers in hummus* *excessive slurping* "Mm, that was a good meal of hummus"

[@GhostCabinet]

"Jimi hendrix isn't that good!" *physics defying guitar solo stops*

[@guitarandgames1386]

I don't think he was the best. He was really good but I don't see him as the best

[@guitarandgames1386]

@Bailey Arnold wow ok assfuck. I just gave an opinion. I don't think he was the absolute best but he was fuckin amazing. Holy shit there's nothing to please you fuckin Hendrix elitists

[@lred1383]

@@guitarandgames1386 Just give up. It's the same thing with every well-known musicican - the cultists that worship them as the second coming of Christ are not going to budge and accept an even slightly blasphemous statement like that. If don't go to Hendrix church, you're a heretic to them.

[@CarpeDiem23]

Jimmy wasn't the best ever, there's many much better guitarists after him, but he was respectfully unique and amazing at the time, he started something new, father of modern music, without him we wouldn't have any hard rock and heavy metal scene today, that's why he's known as the best

[@spiderfx2512]

@@guitarandgames1386 omegalul

[@fredchatham6680]

I knew a drummer that tuned his drums by putting concrete blocks on the heads, and tighten lugs until the "wrinkles in the drum head around the block were uniform ". Craziest thing, his set sounded amazing. I caught him using a drum torque wrench tuning his drums. It was his way to throw off other drummers from learning his secrets. I understand that, I tell guitarists my pickups have CHERNOBYL MAGNETS.

[@malegria9641]

AHAHAHAHAHA FECKING GENIUS

[@checknate8820]

DISCLAIMER *Several guiatars were harmed in the making of this video.

[@djalfaro35]

The hummus part made me feel like I was watching a dog get brutally murdered all while I was being water tortured and watching on live television of the world succumbing to nuclear warfare and Vietnam flashbacks were pillaging through my brain. It hurt much more than what you could possibly think and you DID IT FOR A JOKE? ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU?

[@coffee593]

Why am I watching this instead of actually practicing

[@hanamaruposa1044]

I'd say same but I don't even have a guitar

[@alexbelmont6881]

Coffee taking 10 min a break of course :)

[@jacobbrien2194]

Ya got ta practice 40hours a day

[@thejo3338]

@@jacobbrien2194 ling ling says so !

[@b.m.r221]

Im actually sitting with my guitar in hand wstching this lmao

[@guitarforlife4638]

The sticker over both the pickguard and guitar body drove me insane.

[@jecoboost7775]

Why is it bad to put stickers on your guitar? I don’t get it

[@kingheroknight]

@@jecoboost7775 It's a lot like people who complain about pineapple on pizza, they just think that a guitar is sucha fine instrument that a sticker would sully it's purity. Personallly I'm a beginner I have a moderately affordable guitar that isn't god tier I can put sticker on it if I want to as long as it doesn't get in the way of it's function. You do you bro. But never put stickers on anything over 500 dollars it's just tacky.

[@jecoboost7775]

@@kingheroknight ah gotcha. That makes sense thx

[@AVGyerra22]

I'm not even a guitarist but that humms part made me sick.

[@ciocio-san]

3:15 hurt me bad i own a pretty cheap guitar and i have to wash my hands multiple times with lemon juice and soap before i even touch it

[@JayHeartwing]

I don't even let others with wet hands hold my cheap guitars

[@swaggygangp]

Man, my guitar is sacred, even though it's a 150$ Harley Benton, clean hands before everything, clean it after playing.

[@noahdguitar1454]

The hummus guitar was very dirty so he chose that one because it was already going to be cleaned

[@lows0409]

LOL SAME

[@MarkLondon.]

I prefer baked strings. Less fat and warmer tone !

[@elijahbe02]

Naw dude, clearly deep fried stings gives you the best tone

[@cloutcreeper1427]

this might be an unpopular opinion, but roasted strings are the way to go

[@None.of.ya.business666]

I lightly sauté them in salted butter and give them a sprinkling of fresh ground habaneros and a few drops of fish sauce.

[@hoowlymacaroni]

I prefer fried ones 🤪

[@rottingemptiness]

Each time I wanna play black metal , I put the strings on a BBQ 😈🤪😈

[@thebeginner941]

I'm just now attempting to learn guitar- that hummus part still made me uncomfortable on a level I can't even explain.

[@cesarefrancescoriggi]

3:10. My heart was crying :'(

[@michaellorah9051]

2:45 made me cry even more.

[@Benjamin-dd9gg]

I wanna like, but you got 69 likes so...

[@backfromthedead4827]

Omg same

[@chantal8540]

Cesare Francesco Riggi SAMEHSJJFKKDK

[@marcomongelli2946]

I understand you brother😢❤

[@juulsjerry]

“bass players don’t do much of anything” that shit hit HOME bro

[@jumbobagginsjellogo4475]

I love the stereotype of bassists and guitarists hating each other’s guts

[@Pilafcg]

Those are not bassists those are shit guitarists that couldn't play guitar good enough to be taken

[@jumbobagginsjellogo4475]

Blaa Blaa Ah! Here’s a perfect example!

[@Pilafcg]

@@jumbobagginsjellogo4475 I'm both

[@jumbobagginsjellogo4475]

Blaa Blaa Good for you but you can’t bring others down just because of their preferred instruments

[@gabrielcairns7050]

Oh god the hummus one hurt my soul! WHY?!

[@mr.sixstring6394]

Gabriel Cairns I feel you

[@jaspercartino5556]

I thought the stickers part was bad, then I saw that...

[@kemarrobinson1912]

Ah I know right😡

[@micahmyers5619]

Not sure what hurt more, the hummus… or the sound of those stickers on wood finish

[@Big_Mitch00]

The stickers thing... I feel attacked....

[@reesemurrow7696]

I don't see the issue

[@j.dviant]

I do it to but not to that extreme. I like to think of my guitars as an extension of myself and since i dont have any tattoos. The stickers are like tattoos but on my guitars.

[@GameSparks]

Did it with my fender squire don't really regret it mainly because it such a basic looking guitar with the black and white

[@drpepper-c7p]

It's not that, it's that they're not flat on the guitar

[@tylerl8934]

Dr Pepper 69 no, it’s definitely the fact that he slapped stickers all over an expensive guitar lol. You just ... don’t do that. If you have some cheap, unimportant squier strat or something, then maybe, but I would never put stickers on something of value. Especially because you never know if you’ll resell it in the future

[@Avfliog]

I'm feeling attacked by the sticker part

[@6愛和死6]

same

[@vix5556]

same💔💔

[@mustardpuddle]

like damn, let me put some stickers on my shitty squier strat my guy.

[@AlexMR]

Good cause wtf man how dare you !!!!

[@felix56p]

stickers on an acoustic are cool but if they have, like, a design then it kinda ruins the guitar

[@aidanlarose6901]

I don’t care where you put down a Gibson, that headstocks gonna break.

[@Bobman95]

I put stickers on the acoustic that I travel with so I can have memories of all the places I've been

[@hand_and_justin_entertainment]

Can we just appreciate that Dr. Phil is in his recommended?

[@xhell247x7]

😂

[@hectatusbreakfastus6106]

Nice catch!

[@beddingnoyus8697]

no

[@Seaman920]

Pretty sure it was a pewdiepie or cinnamontoastken video lol

[@RetroPlus]

2:54 You can almost feel the guitar's fear at this part...

[@3riormrsup]

it physically hurt me to watch you play guitar with hummus on your fingers. it deserves a dislike

[@black_horse_lover2655]

nowon kjhg Facts!

[@imalilsus]

More disturbed by how he ate the hummus

[@Juicylemon81]

nowon kjhg that shit was hard to watch, I’ve had easier times watching gory scenes in horror movies

[@martinkuliza]

yeah, i couldn't watch that either as a guitarist of 30 years, i was like ok, ok.. this is no longer a joke.... stop doing that but, he wouldn't stop

[@jasonburks6644]

I was like: no he isn’t going to do it. He is getting closer. There will be a cut any second. AND THEN HE STARTED PLAYING WITH IT WITH A CLOSE UP CAMERA

[@thed396]

The humus part is exactly like a live leak video

[@HamburgerPlease1]

My friend put a Nu Metal sticker on a vintage telecaster... it haunted me for weeks.

[@jacklalor3672]

Stop just please stop Teles are beutiful creatures its horrible to see to see them ruined😣

[@personne-fp6cr]

Is it okay to put stickers on a guitar if the guitar is cheap as fuck?

[@iwillchangethenamelater168]

Lea G.M. That’s basically punk rock

[@joandrumz3176]

I bought an affinity strat as a beater guitar, I put all kind of stickers on it, I love it😂

[@billyboy7379]

Joan_Nirvana 94 Thats the exact kind of guitar to put stickers on

[@maryannrundall1180]

2:01 every punk rock guitarist ever have entered the chat

[@brostoevsky22]

He forgot using duct tape to keep the guitar strap from falling off. And the guitar flips.

[@sahamal_savu]

That's the only excuse for stickers. You must play punk rock.

[@LePogger]

Billie joe armstrong has entered the chat

[@s-dew]

@@sahamal_savu Johny Greenwood has stickers on his guitar. Is that not excused?

[@muhammadburhan400]

Fernandes Blue Strat is sipping tea in the corner

[@Sfingle]

Calling people who do this stuff psychotic is an insult to psychotic folks, really. This stuff is next level crazy.

[@ushio1087]

when you forgot this video was a joke and NEVER intended to take this seriously.

[@BigJayso]

HEARD OF JOKES? U SHOULD TRY ENJOYING URSELF TO SOMETHING FUNNY FOR ONCE

[@ushio1087]

@@BigJayso What a Karen Snowflake.

[@aidanhill690]

guys, I think he was saying these are even more crazy to be considered phsycotic. he was making a joke

[@ushio1087]

Oh the internet, telling your comment as a joke to save your stupidity.

[@corrupted_sniper8020]

Tyler: stickers are a sign of a psychotic guitar player Me: looks anxiously at my guitar with stickers

[@sk4wti]

2:11 *Billie Joe Armstrong is personally attacked* edit: me from 6 months ago launched a personal attack on their future self by making this comment

[@joandrumz3176]

That's what I thought😂

[@ctastrophe_0]

Joan_Nirvana 94 same, i commented about it without seeing this tho

[@bagels597]

Me too

[@MickeyR0sE]

Like I actually thought about his guitar when I saw that

[@trololollololol3348]

But his guitar actually looked better with stickers on, weird

[@DeadPoolTheMan11]

I genuinely got scared when you put your guitar leaning against the toilet

[@lilbuddyjoker]

The stickers and uncut strings ill give a pass BUT THE HUMMUS DUDE ALL UOU HAD TO DO WAS REACH FOR THE GUITAR FOR ME TO CRINGE

[@craigbrisbon4458]

I agree. .... He took it too far

[@BedsideTable69]

I AGREE

[@twanqz350]

"7 Signs of a Psychotic guitar player" Billie Joe From Green Day at 2:00 : say what?

[@luisalamo4389]

I think he’d agree

[@luisalamo4389]

@@minuscaseus OHH I COMPLETELY MISUNDERSTOOD THE COMMENT. I have seen blue, that guitar is basically just a sticker😭

[@zinasantana]

So wait...am I NOT supposed to play after dunking my fingers in humus?

[@tad3937]

personal preference I guess

[@tad3937]

TheKiwiSage Ha amateur. I only play my guitar after I vomit into my hands. That way I get a slimy tone

[@valsago]

@@tad3937 Exactly. Pft, simpletons

[@tad3937]

Pack _ hehehe

[@ianprescott7924]

ha

[@jorgethedog2546]

Please tell me the Hummus guitar was less than 50 Bucks

[@c1majesty85]

jorge the dog that doesnt matters it hurts

[@Invocated_Agitator]

Exactly, it doesn't matter even if it was a 5$ guitar, still cringy as fug.

[@UncleHeatBand]

Even if... That was horrible

[@yung_clifford6948]

I look that up and it was $600

[@jorgethedog2546]

nnnNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[@MaxiKrenski]

3:10 NO GOD,PLEASE NO!!!!! NO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@JamisonMac013]

BITEFORCE Michael Scott- the office

[@BillyBob-sh6ez]

I cringed so hard

[@virtualman5746]

That’s exactly what I said the entire time

[@pheraa7723]

That was a great session of ASMR

[@yomar8965]

As my OCD it hurts🤯

[@Danger11007]

I don’t mind if you put stickers on a guitar. Just as long as your not putting them on any guitar that’s actually worth anything.

[@Jwaggles76]

The stickers and the hummus just hurt to watch!

[@manuhendriks4302]

I agree but stickers on a guitar looks pretty cool in a punkrock setting.

[@Jwaggles76]

Manu Hendriks, I’ll give you that, but on a nice guitar like that strat, it was hard to look at my screen

[@manuhendriks4302]

@@Jwaggles76 I agree, that strat deserves much better. I hope he gave it a good cleaning afterwards.

[@alexnute9818]

Starkill3r - You're just baiting , right ?

[@films-n-stuff]

When he set the guitar down leaning on the crapper, THAT was hard to watch

[@leondequadros]

Alternate title: "I trigger you for 4 minutes and 48 seconds straight"

[@cornball2448]

This is the true sign of a psychotic guitar player. This was during highschool, and I was going to a local guitar store. I was in hopes of getting a new acoustic. Once I was there, there was this one man who had like this, $3000 dollar Les Paul. And all he did was play Sweet Child o Mine, the entire time I was there. He drove me freaking insane.

[@lred1383]

I'm guessing that he also only played the intro as well.

[@cornball2448]

@@lred1383 Yep

[@anapolloguize8294]

whered he find such a cheap Gibson?

[@tonybates7870]

It could have been worse - it could have been the entire Guns N Roses catalogue. The actual records, I mean.

[@jesuslovesyou2616]

Jesus Christ died for your sinssssss please repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand

[@tristankelly6822]

2:27 not gonna lie that does actually sound awesome.

[@juliankirby9880]

That hummus solo, possibly the creamiest, yet chunkiest solo ever

[@joewalsh8217]

Julian Kirby hahaha

[@dylanmoore1627]

"Aw man, that was a great meal of hummus!"

[@goldorder6657]

just an insane PERSON

[@gachabruh3222]

@@mlbftw9078 Here's the answer man: *PSYCHOPATHS*

[@Splatomix]

*Sees humus part* Noooo don't do that! *Also sees dust on it* Oh I guess you never play with that guitar

[@subswithnovideos-ko5sd]

I don't care, it still hurts.

[@StealthheartDraws]

10,000 subs with no videos? Dude I want you to have 10K

[@SixDifferentWays.]

I think the stickers look cool (but only if it’s a cheap guitar, can’t damage the fender)

[@FDC314]

I think I just threw up watching this.... Especially the hummus part.

[@sweetguy19762]

Why does everybody want to do guitar solos but nobody wants do cords?

[@Guitar_hero]

@@sweetguy19762 cause some people value speed over melody and yeah it's fine to focus on things like that but theres other things that a person can do on the guitar like melody, harmony and that weird world that is jazz

[@tyolmedo1127]

“Bass players don’t do much of anything” Every bass player wants to know your location edit: this wasn’t even that funny thx for the likes

[@Anonymous-o6t6p]

Ty Olmedo including me appearently

[@hambone3267]

*Davie504 wants to know your location*

[@chicagoray1972]

One time the lead guitarist of a band goes backstage and the bass player has a roadie up against the wall screaming at him. The guitarist asks: "what's wrong" The bassist replies: "this fucking roadie put one of my strings out of tune" Guitarist: "Well tune it back" Bassist: "He wont tell me which one"

[@saturnine3726]

I want your location

[@briarthebassfisher8219]

cuold i get his location?

[@mariaaugustam]

I HAD A FREAKING HEART ATTACK WHEN HE PUT THE HUMMUS FINGERS ON THE GUITAR OMG

[@pi2z806]

@Cam Rocket wtf

[@pi2z806]

@Cam Rocket Try talking to girls in real life. Not over the internet. And don't be so creepy

[@pi2z806]

@Cam Rocket Try not complainging so much and try to have an actual conversation instead of saying "can I finger you"

[@Primatenate88]

LMFAO this thread has some nice autistic top notes

[@maxdanielsen216]

@Cam Rocket well this is just straight up sexual harassment

[@midtown3221]

3:10 [INTERNAL SCREAMING] I actually like the stickers on the guitar.

[@coenieackermann3391]

* at the sticekrs part * :Oh no...please no...no no...NOOOO!! *at the Hummus part * : * eye twitching rapidly, just exits youtube and walks infront of a train *

[@yt12356]

U can only play Christian rock after you boil the hell out of those strings.

[@JacksonFuller457]

This comment deserves more attention 😂😂

[@Hulavuta]

It's really just a play on the phrase "X the hell out of something" which just means to take something to an extreme. If you beat someone up really badly, you could say you "beat the hell out of them" if you nailed a test you could say "I aced the hell out of that test" etc. Not too complicated.

[@rottingemptiness]

Best comment ever !!!!

[@rottingemptiness]

Damn !!!! LOL

[@slapslicks7531]

This is gold

[@M2Mil7er]

Theory: putting stickers on a guitar is psychotic. Jonny Greenwood: puts stickers on his Tele. Theory: confirmed.

[@nath1606]

Jonny Greenwood: has moments when he stares for a good 10 seconds while not blinking & looks like a lamp

[@tomfrazofishal]

Hotel: Trivago.

[@sheeps4485]

My friend stores their electric bass and guitar in the bathroom, pretty accurate.

[@themetalist1893]

The hummus one made me get goosebumps, seeing a guitar getting brutally tortured by the filthy hands

[@KeganVanSickle]

I prefer my strings al dente.

[@Klendathu_Hotdrop]

Al Djente

[@alessiom3859]

That requires a lot of cooking practice unless you are Italian

[@fedemarcel4141]

Best coment ever!

[@guitarnoob4568]

I nearly threw up around 3:15, lol

[@JulioLeonFandinho]

yep, that made me cringed af

[@nzr5252]

no no no no please stop!

[@judysmith9689]

Stickers are for the back side of the guitar NOT THE FRONT!

[@elisvideobazaar5299]

2:10 me: *looks down at my sticker covered guitar* yeah who would ever do that that looks so stupid

[@thejonesboys3935]

Ik right I bought one with stickers and the first thing I did was take them off

[@JonnyBoyMusicSolo]

@@thejonesboys3935 lmao u missed it

[@spunchbop5081]

Dude ur a literal psychopath who puts stickers on their guitar? No hate that sounded kind of rude

[@infatuaa]

sticker covered acoustics r kinda sick imo

[@straben2666]

I have a Billie joe Armstrong replica strat I made lol, talk about stickers. Personally I like stickers on certain guitars because some just look so generic its nice to have your own flare

[@ChaseThePinballWizard]

"Bass players don't do this, bass players don't do much of anything." * angry slap noises *

[@GrumpSkull]

Oh come on! They sometimes go, boom boom boom.

[@ragnar801]

Heavy bass solo increases

[@xwillowunderwoodx2894]

I am offended

[@dylanmartinez6275]

Davie504:I CHALLENGE YOU

[@GrumpSkull]

@@dylanmartinez6275 SLAP! ✋💥

[@hydra2688]

1:56 look closely at the youtube recommendations

[@jr6105]

Karim Nader Pewds

[@kingofdragontown9680]

Lmao. It's Pewds

[@o.g5211]

Ayyy

[@senza4591]

Pewpewpie

[@JohnNoodle4not3]

The stickers is kinda understandable but a guitar can look super cool with stickers as well

[@officialclownbusiness7788]

So *YOU'RE* the guy whose guitar I accidentally pissed on in the bathroom. Well, I that means it's mine now. Thanks, dude.

[@pandagamer-hg5be]

You did mark it as your own

[@GiftedFestiveBee]

1:07 you missed the opportunity for "the best tone pasta bowl"

[@error-xo7hr]

@Dreko 6K sooo underrated

[@minhohoho4398]

Why is everyone complaining about the humus, guitars get hungry too

[@michaellorah9051]

Yeah, but who the fuck eats humus like that? It's like biting a chunk out of a 4 piece Kit Kat. It's just unnatural.

[@pyb6]

Because it hurts.

[@alexia_7046]

Humus? Nah, mine likes garlic bread instead.

[@riot5280]

Stickers on guitars are sick

[@harrymanback5133]

I kinda wanted to die at the last one

[@franjosh]

Yeah me too it was painful to watch

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

*Robert Plant voice * You know it hurt me deep down inside

[@hoodywoodpeck7693]

0:26 sounds like a mine craft cow 😂

[@calebhightower6676]

No joke You're right

[@diamondstudios2568]

Holly crap it dose

[@maxdeborde6772]

😂😂😂

[@Dmitri_Q]

LOL, that’s valid

[@thenotflatearth2714]

*Rubs guitar with something out of Chum Bucket* *says he can’t believe he put stickers on guitar for us*

[@agustinfernandez5115]

probably a cheap, old and barely playable guitar anyway. at least i hope that's the case

[@renobloodworth5601]

Yeah if you look at the neck you'll see how it's kind of just eroding away, so humus was only slightly making it worse. Now if he did that to his babies, that would be a crime.

[@Calebhoy.2023]

I don't know about you, but putting stickers on a cheap guitar makes it so much better. Cant say the same about a expensive guitar though

[@JunkfoodZombieGuns]

Mmmmm. I can smell the tone already...

[@imperialguard13]

not gonna lie... your hummus hands thing made me audibly yell at my computer.

[@lolooo8509]

I never dared to even watch the hummus part, I Just can't

[@destinychilds5572]

The “meal of hummus” with apple cider feels like a personal attack lmao

[@beanz4daze812]

i’m sorry what

[@anomnomnomnivore1350]

I’m more offended by the fact he ate the hummus with his fingers than by the fact he ruined his acoustic with hummus

[@shmorange]

honestly, i have an addiction to putting an unhealthy amount of stickers on everything and they _have_ to overlap

[@grondstein8147]

it's a lose-lose situation because it looks ugly when there's negative space in between, but when they overlap they get in the way of eachother

[@j.m6334]

@@grondstein8147 fr

[@yepespp1664]

Can't believe I put some stickers on my guitar for you guys! * completely fine with filling a guitar with hummus *

[@justafuckingrat4439]

Him: bass players dont do anything Me and the drummer: fist bumps in the corner"

[@cabledub473]

strokes guitar softly: its gonna be ok Pauly ill never let anyone hurt you

[@phillvill9514]

Caleb Welbaum my guitar isn’t allowed anywhere other than my stand or my hands

[@cabledub473]

@@phillvill9514 i agree man

[@joeymanner7928]

My guitar stays in cases because I have no place for wall mounts and I dont trust my family if I put them in stands

[@lunahetfield]

phill vill same

[@hostilegraveyard2849]

that last technique works even better with peanut butter.

[@CurtisAlfeld]

I find crunchy works better than creamy.

[@hostilegraveyard2849]

@@CurtisAlfeld crunchy works better fer RIFFS. creamy works better fer LICKS. shoulda fraggin' known that on yer own,clyde.

[@laiaberengue4410]

Stop

[@racheltarn3863]

hostile graveyard Nah Nutella with toast crumbs in

[@einatnatan1539]

No guitar was harmed in the making of this video

[@nolansorsbymusick]

I cringed at the hummus part. Hard.

[@gaz1k446]

You monster!! That poor guitar with FOOD ON IT!!!

[@madeliner1682]

3:10 this is literally excruciatingly painful to watch

[@wayneisname4544]

1:29 fun fact, Eddie Van Halen also boiled his new strings to make them stretch out before he put them on. This is actually a big brain move.