creepypastas be like: never turn on the microwave at 3am in uganda
@punishedbearzerker54004 жыл бұрын
I now want a creepypasta about a microwave summoning a tribe of demonic Ugandan Knuckles
@chrisn.64774 жыл бұрын
Punished Bearzerker I know deee way
@DemonCreep4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, you shouldn't turn on the microwave at that time. Obesity is an epidemic
@jeffreyquinonez89644 жыл бұрын
@@punishedbearzerker5400 lol
@cacaface4u4 жыл бұрын
That was funny asfff😂😂😂
@MrStickman135793 жыл бұрын
Falling asleep to these is fun in all until your dream starts forming around what you’re listening to. Like the fucking VR one.
@loweyez12 жыл бұрын
Lmao, I like the VR one since I'm the star.
@lilsadlad42442 жыл бұрын
bro that happened to me with the hollow out one night
@animenationinvaders27982 жыл бұрын
I don't dream so it's ok for me
@conservat1vepatr1ot2 жыл бұрын
Dude, I take a tiny bit of valerian root and do this on purpose. Each nights sleep is an absolutely harrowing adventure. It’s scary, but it’s amazing. Tread forward and with strength. It’s an amazing activity that you can do while you rest. Note: valerian root is a natural sleep aid that you can even find at Walmart (granted that isn’t the best quality). That said, it is not addictive, it is very affective and it makes your dreams very vivid. Even people who don’t dream tend to, with this herb).
@Dark_Angel..2 жыл бұрын
@@conservat1vepatr1ot From what I read about it there are some pretty nasty side affects and possible withdrawal syptoms if you stop taking it. I think I'll stick to dreamless sleep.
@starchaser77074 жыл бұрын
Neuroscience research in fiction: "it was a long day of tests and I was exhausted. Instead of booking me a hotel, the researcher led me to what was to be my bedroom. The bed was softer than anything I've ever seen. Then they served me dinner. It was so delicious" Neuroscience research in real life: yeah.... So... We have enough money to provide a trash bag the participant can sleep on and if they want to eat they can buy McDonald's. Also they'll have to sleep in your personal office because we don't have any extra space either.
@DemonCreep4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you have experience.
@starchaser77074 жыл бұрын
@@DemonCreep haha, I'm a neuroscientist, so yeah, you could say that
@ClockworkChainsaw4 жыл бұрын
Maybe you should switch to doing shady work for crime syndicates and mad scientists ;)
@jefferysmith50714 жыл бұрын
"if they want to eat" What kinda neuroscience are you executing? Lol
For mobile device users... ►0:00 // 1) "Missing Persons: The Cottage" ►28:25 // 2) "I Was Offered €100,000 To Beta-Test A New Piece of V.R. Tech" ►1:37:32 // 3) "My Ritual Keeps Bad Things From Happening" ►2:01:22 // 4) "I Never Should Have Questioned Where I Learned To Whistle" ►2:19:10 // 5) "Police Stories From The World’s Strangest Town" ►2:45:24 // 6) "Our Teachers Told Us We Were Dissecting Pigs For Class. They Lied." ►3:26:47 // 7) "I Was Born With A Runaway Heart"
@robocrusader4704 жыл бұрын
My mobile device can see the description but thanks
@Joseph6-k4p4 жыл бұрын
That’s a genuinely helpful and good comment.
@brandyoconnor52464 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@Sarah-said4 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@twinklestar62011 күн бұрын
😊thank you x❤
@lickfeet68214 жыл бұрын
“I know opposites attract but I’ve never seen opposites last” 😤🔥 bars
@gabriel_jahseh2314 жыл бұрын
Preach
@shlunn4 жыл бұрын
Yep. That statement is old and so true.
@kimberlysparks32264 жыл бұрын
@@gabriel_jahseh231 3+
@CharlesBrown-tb2fl3 жыл бұрын
What about a magnet
@TheRoyalLily3 жыл бұрын
1
@beanslife18694 жыл бұрын
If he was drugged while signing the papers, that's called under the influence while signing. there for the contracts he had signed, no matter what he agreed to, is void and there for illegal experimentation. So he can sue the company. Edit: spelling
@abonynge4 жыл бұрын
Therefore.
@p.e.p23684 жыл бұрын
It's a fictional story....LOL!!!
@Runendaemon4 жыл бұрын
@@p.e.p2368 wooosh
@marvinwalters54223 жыл бұрын
But he was warned about the coffee in virtual reality.
@grantweller12253 жыл бұрын
It's called "signing under duress" which renders the contract void yes.
@Pinefr0st4 жыл бұрын
You're my favorite narrator to fall asleep to. Your voice is so good and your smooth volume consistent style lends itself to the defeat of insomnia since you don't shout loud lines or include sharp loud sound effects. I appreciate that. Plus the stories you wrote are great and I hope to hear more. I'm a writer too and you've inspired my creativity. Have a great week and I wish you happiness.
@DemonCreep4 жыл бұрын
I agree with this. I change tone often I. Mine - but volume stays similar. Creeps is a pro.
@melissahurt35264 жыл бұрын
@@DemonCreep oh hi I love you too! You get around
@randibeal85913 жыл бұрын
Omg right!! I'm soooooo glad I found this channel!
@siddharthsaraswat84732 жыл бұрын
Thats fun until you wake up in the middle of the night and its still going. Idk why but it gets 1000x scary at that time
@gich98212 жыл бұрын
@@siddharthsaraswat8473 those semi conscious nightmares at 3am that go along with the storyline are the best parts though
@ThisIsJessPaul4 жыл бұрын
"I Was Offered €100,000..." was a mind-eff. I kept thinking the reveal had come and it was just another twist!
@GremlinTime4 жыл бұрын
D.J are the only people I ever wanted to see die in a creepypasta
@nato38814 жыл бұрын
That cottage sounds like a once in a lifetime oppurtunity
@jackblack53934 жыл бұрын
Yeah, because you can only go there once
@asifmetal6664 жыл бұрын
@@jackblack5393 th iswwe game this best ew
@donttouchmycrowbar34524 жыл бұрын
That first story would make an incredible movie, it would be such a good horror/thriller
@asomelord3 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way about the 4th story (the whistle one) it's a brilliant concept. I wouldn't say it's necessarily scary but certainly fascinating
@jojojiles2 жыл бұрын
@@asomelord Story 4 basically already has been made into a movie, it's called Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
@ravenous_pixy51812 жыл бұрын
I thought the exact same thing
@christallavary7502 жыл бұрын
I think most of these would at least be awesome tv show episode. Like creep show or Are you afraid of the dark lol
@jordanwinters28072 жыл бұрын
That first story actually has a movie pretty close to it called occuls. But it’s a mirror instead of a cabin
@assasainscreed7864 жыл бұрын
For the first story I’ve tried to watch it everyday since it was first uploaded but I always seem to fall asleep.
@Astropheminist4 жыл бұрын
Lol I actually use these to fall asleep, his voice is calming to me
@maxm46964 жыл бұрын
1:37:43 only people with OCD will understand this. I remember when I was a kid I did a similar thing with the light switch.
@winstonwins10963 жыл бұрын
I try not to think too hard about it.The more you give in to those compulsions the worse they get. It's like scratching a mosquito bite. Or a rash. I've also noticed it gets worse as you get older and those compulsions become harder and harder to ignore. Hopefully it never gets to the point of chopping off your arm though.
@RaijuFiction4 жыл бұрын
So I listened to this during almost my whole work shift, and let me tell you this was brilliant. LOVED it! Made my night so much more interesting (especially the pigs oh god, flashbacks to the roast chicken my 5th grade teacher mummified in salt and kept in the school attic for 5 years- I was the lucky class to open that lol)
@chasesanders85774 жыл бұрын
The beta test messed with me. It was really trippy
@chironex.4 жыл бұрын
What if the simulation never ended
@westin85924 жыл бұрын
chironex 😳😳😳😳🥶😳😳😳😳
@machaivictorin93854 жыл бұрын
What if the pictures matched the story
@charmingcthulhu65444 жыл бұрын
You're telling me they don't?
@DemonCreep4 жыл бұрын
Nahh, just need somethin sexy
@joshuaselph2904 жыл бұрын
Sometimes they do
@shydanielle4 жыл бұрын
literally the earliest i’ve ever been
@steeleliftsyt4 жыл бұрын
**Not for me,** "I sleep." **7 Scary Stories.** "Real shit?"
@DizzyDizzle4 жыл бұрын
Same. I love these compilation ones
@300zxss4 жыл бұрын
Same xd
@DemonCreep4 жыл бұрын
I'm normally super early but my portal hasn't been working properly
@iamshooman36634 жыл бұрын
Same lolol
@buzzsawbetty66684 жыл бұрын
Loki didn't impregnate a horse, he turned into a horse and got pregnant. I know it doesn't matter but ya know...crazy Norse gods
@user-wu2rb3bq6i4 жыл бұрын
Why would he do that?
@juliacernuda34064 жыл бұрын
@@user-wu2rb3bq6i he was trying to distract another hose so it (yes, the other horse) couldn't finish a wall. He wanted to do that because he'd made a bet with a giant and, if the giant was able to finish said wall in time Freya would have to marry him (the horse was helping the giant) At least that's what I know, I'm not an expert (and sorry for my broken English).
@mehlilith4 жыл бұрын
So he turned into a female horse and did the devil's tango with a Normal horse?
@mehlilith4 жыл бұрын
@@juliacernuda3406 I'm more confused now
@snowball85094 жыл бұрын
Kralith you have a good day at work and
@georgemfwashington64274 жыл бұрын
The one about vr is messing with my mental so much
@Curly6664 жыл бұрын
AMAZING! You, Mr creeps and let's read, have the best narrating voices on youtube! I always listen to you every night when it's bedtime. Thank you.
@beautifuldisaster11624 жыл бұрын
Try slumber reads and bebusta too. See what you think :)
@beautifuldisaster11624 жыл бұрын
Also have loads of others I listen to if you'd like some more suggestions. Thought we may have similar tastes as I listen to creeps and let's read aswel as this
@Curly6664 жыл бұрын
@@beautifuldisaster1162 Thank you :-) They are nice, I kinda like the rain sound in the background, relaxing, i often sleep to rain and thunder sounds.still like the 3 above, best, they have such speciel carecteristic voices, i think. Wonder what they look like ;-)
@KatieKinz084 жыл бұрын
Consider Dark Somnium as well :)
@sentig29494 жыл бұрын
The last story definitely hits me more as a feelspasta than a creepypasta, but I still love it. Well narrated, Creeps ❤️🎈
@DemonCreep4 жыл бұрын
All flavors of pasta here baby
@kai-of2wx4 жыл бұрын
Ooooo I can't wait! I'm on ybe world's strangest town one rn!
@smileyp45352 жыл бұрын
1:10:54 just so you know if you're EVER in a position like that (where you signed something that doesn't have to do with mental health or anything and they say you can leave at any time but the pay is forfeit but you want to leave anyway and they say they will take legal action against you THEY CANNOT) tell then F YOU GO AHEAD AND TRY. Even if you signed it you still have rights and can get out of that because they are trying to hold you against your will, even if they tried to sue you or something it would get dropped or thrown out. Just a heads up so you don't let someone try something like that to you 👌
@Basd_X4 жыл бұрын
Oh that explains seven pictures stalking me in my dreams
@DemonCreep4 жыл бұрын
😨 🙀 😱
@Taylor.h4 жыл бұрын
Wow... 28:25. Whoever the author is, is absolutely brilliant! I can say with complete honesty, that this was the first creepypasta to have ever actually disturbed me. And as someone who has been unfortunate enough to have actually smelled a decomposing corpse, the grandma scene was beyond horrifying. Excellent work!!
@its_Vampyre3 жыл бұрын
I love when creepypastas have references to other creepy pastas
@stepherns4 жыл бұрын
‘annoyingly handsome’
@helmetmcbaron4 жыл бұрын
Well done you've identified a language technique (why did you comment this though?)
@kikikungfukakes66394 жыл бұрын
I love the phrasing ❤️
@beanslife18694 жыл бұрын
The last one pulled at my heart strings... I didn't want to cry today :(
@VadarEdm3 жыл бұрын
The Beta test one has incredible resemblance to Shutter Island. I love the essentially modern take. Still seeing how it plays out now.
@angeltheebean4 жыл бұрын
These are so good plz keep posting them. They really help me sleep at night :)
@kikikungfukakes66394 жыл бұрын
I love the compilations, thank you
@notcomfortable_here Жыл бұрын
first story creeped me out so hard.. ugh. these stories usually never creep me out. 😭
@winstonwins10963 жыл бұрын
"I'm not proud but I needed to know..." No worries dude. We've all been there.
@warts6722 Жыл бұрын
You made a masterful piece of art my friend. The beauty of it, the emotion you conveyed with your voice has left me in awe. This will be something I'll definitely share with my baby, maybe save it for her first story. Astonishing.❤ I felt it very deep.
@Mom-a-Dragon7622 Жыл бұрын
I was damaged beyond repair from loosing my family almost a decade ago. I've been doing therapy most all of that time. I still bawl like a baby when asked about it.😭 In the screaming woman case; her body is probably split up between all of those rooms stuffed in the ceilings, the floors, or the walls......
@NeonStreetPro4 жыл бұрын
Loving the horror ideas
@DemonCreep4 жыл бұрын
Yessss
@asifmetal6664 жыл бұрын
That Cottage story! Those r military people. Who's bright idea knowing some one or something wanted to kill them n still they went out to the car in midnight. Great Job
@derekcavin87142 жыл бұрын
Damn this gave me some weird but awesome dreams.
@sirenetyx7924 жыл бұрын
Fantastic, thank you!
@SoUnholy4 жыл бұрын
I love the stories in the perspective of military, police, etc. Anyone got anymore good stories they know of?
@shitneyb55623 жыл бұрын
Wolfscampfire has a few playlists like that
@jeanettecranston3 жыл бұрын
TOTALLY AWESOME!!! I LOVED ALL THE CRAZY DIFFERENT STORIES!!! IT'S LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR!!! THANK YOU!!! YOU REALLY ROCK!!!😁🙏❤🥳🍾🥂
@glorbojibbins24854 жыл бұрын
That cottage one was good 👌
@georgebennett59614 жыл бұрын
Can’t sleep without my dose of creeps
@DemonCreep4 жыл бұрын
Almost as good as a shot of melatonin
@Darkshade_014 жыл бұрын
Love this channel😊❤
@DemonCreep4 жыл бұрын
As do I good Robert.
@Allan990Gray4 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work bud👍
@enimo23824 жыл бұрын
I always listen to these when gaming alone :)
@alisonduddy8373 жыл бұрын
Hey creeps man I really enjoyed those creepiest all of them. Found them funny ect ect ect !
@envy68534 жыл бұрын
I'm early :D but now I'm scared D:
@DemonCreep4 жыл бұрын
Scared first - happy last babeee
@rumswizzle56824 жыл бұрын
The earliest I’ll ever be :,)
@DemonCreep4 жыл бұрын
Youll get here even earlier - guarantee it!
@ldw5564 жыл бұрын
Well you were also the earliest to reach the egg
@Hellspawner06 Жыл бұрын
The simulation story had me cheering for the MC so bad especially when we share the same name lol
@insertnameindustries99414 жыл бұрын
My hearts in your heart pickup line 10/10 100%
@cheyenne.-.89094 жыл бұрын
best part of my days
@teresakirkland995 Жыл бұрын
The pig story was similar to a frog story I heard recently. Creepy!!
@AndyOddman3 жыл бұрын
DJ. Lol I like it. Clever :3
@anyae.dubova92124 жыл бұрын
WARNING Don't listen to the 6th one while eating... I did...
@Terrakinetic2 жыл бұрын
A hundred thousand euros isn't that much... He'd make that much working normally in three years or so. 1:37:00 if they didn't pay him, he'd probably be able to sue for unpaid wages.
@barkfish68533 жыл бұрын
My Ritual keeps Bad Things from Happening. Is an AMAZING description of how you think and feel with extreme OCD.
@RomancefulVampire Жыл бұрын
That's what I thought it was about
@wateroftheearth3 жыл бұрын
The third one. I feel the OCD rituals on a spiritual level. Just without the creature of the dark appearing.
@Mom-a-Dragon7622 Жыл бұрын
That last story of the runaway heart is so sad😢
@circleJerkin684 жыл бұрын
Paul Allen... American Psycho reference...nice
@EdgyShooter3 жыл бұрын
Doesn't matter how big a company is, they'd quickly offer a settlement to make sure you kept their names out of the papers
@winterdragon2753 жыл бұрын
There's a big problem with the pig story. Loki never impregnated a mare. Loki WAS the mare the got pregnant. He turned into a female horse and did it with a stallion and gave to a horse god whose name I can't spell. Loki, as a shapeshifter, could be whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted, and got up to a lot of bullshit as a result. I just had to let others know the actual myth. I didn't realize the author's mistake until after I finished it, and didn't want anyone to be misinformed. The Norse gods are great, man. I highly recommend anyone reading this look up their stories.
@shydanielle4 жыл бұрын
posted 15 seconds ago
@DemonCreep4 жыл бұрын
You're fast 👹
@leeleen97074 жыл бұрын
Omg I've never been hear so early! Guess no sleep for me!
@DemonCreep4 жыл бұрын
You'll sleep well, i promise!
@INFERNALREQUIEMMUSIC4 жыл бұрын
I was the 100th like. i've never been so early wh-
@DemonCreep4 жыл бұрын
Whaaaaa
@buffalobrandon67004 жыл бұрын
I love being stalked in my dreams
@bhawk42334 жыл бұрын
Anyone else getting S.A.O. Vibes from the second one
@Gaswax4 жыл бұрын
I don’t reallY think I should be here no no I BELONG HERE I will now like my own comment to feel like I do belong here. Edit thanks for the likes have a great day
@Maxus_VT694 жыл бұрын
bro this is me lmao
@DemonCreep4 жыл бұрын
I'll lile your comment too, just so it has a friend.
@handsomest14 жыл бұрын
Demon Creep why r u gae?
@gregorywilliams21594 жыл бұрын
god dammit hammy what did I tell you about the colored pill bottle??
@jacobwebster73794 жыл бұрын
That last one is kinda sad ngl
@LeeTESFM144 жыл бұрын
When I saw the title I thought it was going to have a story about big chungus meeting keanu reeves whilst playing minecraft
@schwefelfell71544 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling I'm not really getting the first one. Is there an explanation for the creepy stuff they keep seeing? Is there a reason Paul and Allen stay behind? Or is it just a bunch of scary coincidences? I'm big dumb, please explain
@kai-of2wx4 жыл бұрын
I was kinda confused too
@PopCrusher4 жыл бұрын
I also can’t seem to figure out if Paul and Alan are a couple or not ... End me.
@Rustedface4 жыл бұрын
Wendigo
@gamecrasher67424 жыл бұрын
Lol the first ones picture is the gaunter o'dimm darkness from the witcher 3
@PopCrusher4 жыл бұрын
I knew I wasn’t the only one who could have noticed!
@williampickett44084 жыл бұрын
I was waiting to see this comment
@AjaajaB4 жыл бұрын
Wow, I listened to it all in one go 😅☺ good and busy day at work, and this helped me
@demetrigregory3 жыл бұрын
That last one hurt
@valoripace90383 жыл бұрын
Title: I was offered 100,000 to beta test a new piece of technology Alternate title: i did not read the terms of agreement, I don't know if I'll live long enough to regret it
@lavona8204 Жыл бұрын
Good night everyone
@drdalekhunter55164 жыл бұрын
has this man never seen Sword art online. man never beta test a unknown vr system
@Toaster134 жыл бұрын
Yo 3rd 😫
@dogthievery1014 жыл бұрын
3:18:57- Okay, first, it was _Loki_ who was impregnated. Yes, he turned into a mare. Second, it was _supposed_ to be a distraction, but Thor didn't feel like catching the horse that was _effectively_ distracted. He thought it would "teach Loki a lesson". Tch. Lastly, if ya wanna talk about _desperate to fuck anything_ I would kindly suggest you turn your questioning glances to Zeus; who fucked a human who was transformed into a cow at the time. _Thanks._
@eve_the_human4 жыл бұрын
But does Creeps listen to his own videos to go to sleep?
@jacobwebster73794 жыл бұрын
He just talks to himself
@robertemerson10874 жыл бұрын
Probably not, its pretty well known that us humans have a view of our voice that isn't exactly accurate, so when we listen to what our voice actually sounds like it makes us uncomfortable. That's why most people hate the sound of their own voice in videos.
@eve_the_human4 жыл бұрын
@@robertemerson1087 that’s true I relate
@robertemerson10874 жыл бұрын
@@eve_the_human Same, I always hated hearing myself in vids so I used the power of Google to learn why.
@kaitlynmorgan46132 жыл бұрын
the way u say "says" like "say-s" 😭😭
@changedmyways71003 жыл бұрын
Listen yo these while I slept today and had a wild ass dream
@TheHitsubasa4 жыл бұрын
That last story wasn’t a creepypasta. That was a cryingpasta.
@CaseyScoffieldWOW4 жыл бұрын
What is the music? I like it. I’d like to use it in some of my stuff
@teachthemtruedarkness40484 жыл бұрын
Hello son it’s me
@akidthatmakesmemes58734 жыл бұрын
really 🥺
@teachthemtruedarkness40484 жыл бұрын
a kiD thAt maKes MemEs yes the milk is uh expired
@DemonCreep4 жыл бұрын
*BOI*
@kai-of2wx4 жыл бұрын
D-d-d-dad???
@SuperTristin1014 жыл бұрын
i hate how in stories like this the writer has no idea how law works
@nop586534 жыл бұрын
3:18.40 jimmy bob is completely outa control
@eldemente59003 жыл бұрын
I’m a terrible sleeper and you’re stories help me a lot better than the pills the Doc gives me. Thank you creepsMcpasta.
@Dajudge064 жыл бұрын
Ha, Terry Bird. I know that name from the Joe Pitt books. Bird is a hippy vampire, great books.
@kevincaruthers5412 Жыл бұрын
Self-deletion is the only cure for the Quarterman
@NichtNafe3 жыл бұрын
The last one was so sad :(
@dannydays14164 жыл бұрын
Anyone else dream of a witch, or like a creepy nun when they watch scary story’s, no? Just me... great. I’m gonna have to stop doing this haha
@kai-of2wx4 жыл бұрын
Not that I remember
@averdecheeseburgerc3 жыл бұрын
1:54:53 - Everyone knows The Quarterman is cool with contractions.
@robertemerson10874 жыл бұрын
Story number 2 is why when you're signing a fuckton of legal documents you get a fucking lawyer.
@TheAftHole2 жыл бұрын
The 4th story is a revision of “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”.
@benhelmenstein66692 жыл бұрын
Now I know to skip it.. that movie absolutely destroyed me 😭
@joebiden17662 жыл бұрын
mr sanderson i've been expecting you.
@joshuaselph2904 жыл бұрын
Dude never seen SAO
@VIZUVL Жыл бұрын
runaway heart was fucking sad :c absolute brilliance
@FAFO.K7NG3 жыл бұрын
Cottage freaked me out
@ryanbadgett51133 жыл бұрын
last one kinda complex if you overthink it
@kikikungfukakes66393 жыл бұрын
were you expecting me back this year? Probably not, but booya! you can thank me some other time