7 Times You Got Mocked for Trying, So Never Try Again: Commenter Edition

[@levimunyon7114]

You guys should do a "7 worst game clips we had to record" video, maybe a longform video talking about why you hated it so much.

[@danielsimmich1858]

That’s such a great idea! I’d love to know how often they use cheats or whatever to get to a late part in a video game just for a clip

[@Nina-my5bj]

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[@SharkQuake]

This would be interesting!

[@Giga-lemesh]

Yes!

[@penname8441]

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[@fieryness3401]

The candy cane licking... Let's just say, I'm happy I watch these videos with headphones on.... The stares I would get.

[@Mad_Possum]

The game should have spawned you a shot of insulin after licking that much candy cane lol

[@amidamaru4414]

The headphones helped but once I took my pants off everyone was staring anyway

[@pelago_]

Yeah that was sketchy but comfortably familiar so

[@obieldenook1142]

Same here.

[@cramirez3855]

So you're saying you never draw attention due to anything else? Sounds like loud licking noises could really help lead you to positive social interaction instead of moving through life like a 👻

[@ricoaioa]

"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try." - Homer Simpson

[@ДмитрийЗеленский-ж7х]

Do or do not, there is no try :)

[@ddjsoyenby]

in the immortal words of phineas and ferb "give up"

[@michaelandreipalon359]

Nice to see Simpsons, Yoda, and Candace quotes in this comment and replies.

[@AggressiveSpaghetti]

never thought from all the tings that would push me to suiсidе would be Homer Simpson, lol

[@Allister_1]

@MEΛTGRINDR Go to bed and when you wake up make eggs and toast. Eat the eggs and toast outside on a deck patio or in a pinch on a blanket on the grass.

[@Derixyleth]

As someone with an unused game art degree who was taught Flash and Actionscript (in 2010 no less), that comment about the Flash courses Ellen took hit hard. I feel you, Ellen

[@tirsden]

I didn't take courses, I learned what I learned of it from the (horrible) tutorials and a lot of googling... although I was probably using Alta Vista at the time. I did manage to make some animations, but it's been so long I probably wouldn't be able to pick it back up again. And now, it doesn't matter anymore.

[@LazzyVamples]

So happy you used the Laura Bailey voice for boss in the SR4 clip. Her delivery of "oh... it's locked" is perfect.

[@scottylewis8124]

She should have been a comedian

[@jaydykhoff399]

If Laura Bailey is an option, Laura Bailey is the correct option

[@HylianFox3]

A warning about the Candy Cane Door, do NOT try this in real life. Once, I bought one of those massive jawbreakers and licked it for about an hour or two until I gotten halfway through it... and stopped once I noticed my tongue had started bleeding profusely from excessive licking.

[@SolaScientia]

I did that when I got a massive jawbreaker as Disney World when I was like 8. I still managed to finish the thing, but it took ages and yeah, I made my tongue bleed. Fun time.

[@melodysymphonystar]

Yep, can confirm, a bleeding tongue is not fun when mixed with peppermint. The next candy canes I'll ever get will be chocolate ones.

[@SolaScientia]

@@melodysymphonystar My aunt sent me one of those big candy canes for Christmas and apparently it has chocolate in the middle. I really prefer the regular-sized ones and those I end up getting the point super sharp, which I usually end up accidentally stabbing my tongue with anyway.

[@persomiissleepy]

My brother likes candy canes and the church I live close to gives us candy every Christmas. One of them being a comically large candy cane. Guess who ate that bastard?

[@michaeldayman682]

@@persomiissleepy wow calling your brother a bastard! Not the best way to seek sympathy. Fear the carnivorous candy cane, Easily identified by its enormous size.

[@juunebug6024]

A Spyro Reignited Trilogy style remake for the original Sly Cooper Trilogy would be amazing. I remember I beat sly 2 in the middle of the night and when the "go outside" popped up I was like "my mom would beat my ass if I do that so no thanks." Lol

[@mantis638]

They did rerelease the first three games on ps3 and you can stream it on PS4/5.

[@michaelandreipalon359]

Agreed. If it means those brilliant games coming to the PC, then I'm in for it.

[@TheDapperDragon]

Nah, let's get a Legend remaster first. Then the 30-50 sly fans can have a remaster too.

[@juunebug6024]

@mantis638 the remastered games on ps3 and ps4 were good but I mean like a whole on remake that would be awesome.

[@LadyOnikara]

@@mantis638 They need to make it so everyone can play it, not just those with a great internet connection.

[@kylecullen4789]

"Those flash programming classes I took when I was 13 are now completely useless." Right in the feels.

[@darthkarl99]

Was i the only one who's eyebrow rose at that, i thought ellen was younger than that.

[@SuscriptorJusticiero]

IIRC the thing with Ghosts 'n Goblins is that in order to win for real you need to reach the final boss while equipped with the shield weapon that fires crosses. Beating the boss with anything else just nets you another round of NG+.

[@Ayanematrixdesigns00]

And some of the updated versions, you also needed golden armor, which sucked cause it only drops in a few areas of the game.

[@joels5150]

As I recall Super Ghouls and Ghosts does something similar. After beating the last boss, you get sent back to the start with some kind of amulet. It has a shorter range than even the basic spears and I don’t think you can get it back if you pick up any of the other weapon drops, so you have to carefully avoid even touching them as you repeat all 8 zones 😢

[@AngelBeatYunara]

I... may have done the Saints Row 4 thing. Regrettably. That licking noise is still seared into my brain.

[@ddjsoyenby]

we all made the mistake of "putting in effort" before, but now i never try no matter wh........finishing the comments too much effort.

[@gruggerduggerhoose]

*furious mlem noises

[@StephenAlexWalker]

The fishing in Zelda has a heart piece as a reward, most players would play it just for that.

[@yoshilu7451]

Damnit Luke, that's Nero, not Dante! You're pining after the wrong character's hair. Saying you love Dante while only showing Nero…

[@ddjsoyenby]

luke just took the "never try" lesson to heart.

[@outsidextra]

Oh darn it, my bad. tbf though I would settle for knowing either character's haircare regimen -L

[@innasiberia]

That's just a very subtle roasting of Nero being so damn similar to Dante in DMC4. Oxtra, as true professionals, are critizing DMC4 for basically making Nero a DMC3 Dante's knock-off, not giving him his proper motivations aside from boring girlfriend Kyrie, and not properly showing his growth as a character. That's definetely what it is :D

[@obieldenook1142]

@@outsidextra I bet he uses NESTI DANTE Dolce Vivere Portofino.

[@yoshilu7451]

@@outsidextra In keeping in theme with the video… why did you even try? 😂

[@nwojdak]

Our reward for finishing the video is Ellen smiling and praising us. Yes, yes that reward is sufficient

[@drizztdourden666]

A smiling Ellen is always the best reward,that's a fact.🙂

[@sneezyfido]

Must see Ellen happy

[@2amgaming388]

"four hours ago that would have been really funny" *deadpan* You got me. That was hilarious

[@SeraphimCramer]

I was actually expecting the candy cane one to actually kill you from OD-ing on sugar

[@insaincaldo]

Or spontaneous combustion from the burning sensation of way to much mint. Makes sense, why would it in a Saints game?

[@KaitouKaiju]

To be fair Boss has probably OD on much stronger stuff

[@mantis638]

It’s a lesser known game, but super time force. You literally get a trophy for completing the game that says, “Now it is TIME to go outside.”

[@bretth342]

To be fair you can still collect undead bone shards on NG+ so the porcine shield is effectively free in new cycles

[@30thCenturyFish]

when i went to NG+ i was like: "dang i have so many of these. wait, i can get a shield with a pig on it!? sign me up!" and then i never used it cause it sucks.

[@Abbily]

I did a no estus run once, so this was the only shield I used, naturally

[@3yearstolong880]

Yeah and there is like 15 available a run unless you picked it up in a past run

[@Jonathon_Hennessey]

That segment with Saints Row and the candy cane make me glad I watched the video with a pair of headphones on, other people would probably look at me funny if I hadn't.

[@majuuorthrus3340]

The noises are... worryingly horny. And I don't think eating a candy cane that size would be 'refreshing', I think you'd develop some kind of trauma response to the scent of peppermint after that. Thank god for unscented toothpaste, I guess.

[@maxvel0city906]

Well I never thought I'd hear the words "Gingerbread house Alcatraz." In a sentence on an Ox video.😂 Kudos to whoever put that line in.👍😃

[@finnover9781]

Why did I try watching this video, when I'm just gonna get mocked instead?

[@Maria.Annette]

Do you want the wholesome answer or the awful internet answer?

[@phuzz00]

@@Maria.Annette Just this once, let's go wholesome.

[@Maria.Annette]

@@phuzz00 Okey dokey then! Well, we all watched the video because the fine folks at OXbox and OXtra are very entertaining and funny, and we like watching their content as a way to brighten our days.

[@bwilhelm8232]

I genuinely get so happy every time y’all include Sly Cooper, it was the series responsible for getting me obsessed with video games and I have so much nostalgia for it

[@PastelN01r]

I can't be the only one absolutely PISSED that Luke took his fanart of Dante without sharing it first.

[@AZ-rl7pg]

Luke... that's not Dante you're gushing over that's, the new character, Nero that you play for the first half of the game.

[@diniiantares]

I was looking for that exact comment

[@mathsalot8099]

2:10 I will never believe that ANY puns on this channel are "unintended." Ellen intends them all.

[@BigHatLoganGaming]

you can just get the porcine shield in ng+ when shards are useless

[@Volumixen]

Best/Worst part of the OoT's Hylian Loach is actually referenced in Twilight Princess, where a fisherman says his ancestor caught one... no he didn't, MY (Link's) ancestor did!

[@louderthanthedj]

I was laughing so hard at "Oh, it's locked" when I played that I had to stand up and walk away for a bit

[@tmatthewnielsen]

I like the end of the Lost World Jurassic Park game in the 90s where Jeff Goldblum appears on screen to tell you to "Go outside," "call a member of the opposite sex" and "get the stink blown off you."

[@vanzter]

"Ah no, It's just sunlight!!! No, they lied!!!" Funniest shit ever

[@sotnosen95]

You know the Sly Cooper games left an impact on me when I see a clue bottle being collected in a video that isn't even about the clue bottles and I *still* get a weird, indescribable little feeling of what I *think* is accomplishment even though it's been years and I'm not even the one who collected it XD

[@tirsden]

Oh, that's very much like when I'm watching someone play Sims 4, every once in a while I'll try to move the in-game camera with my mouse. It's a video.

[@maxvel0city906]

Anyone else really want to see Luke's Dante fan art?

[@michaelandreipalon359]

No.

[@kadosho02]

Yes 😈

[@jeanetten.s.8557]

Oh hell yeah

[@Tabbyclaw]

Sounds like the perfect topic for a Show of the Weekend!

[@boozypixels]

You can't, that tumblr was shutdown for TOS long ago

[@raina8334]

Jane: "Did someone say Vicious Mockery?!"

[@mandoschMUh]

Ah, reminds me of that scene in MGS2 where the "colonel" tells you to shut the console off as you've been playing for so long already..took my that much by surprise, that I promptly did exactly that...just watch sheepishly at my TV wondering what just had happened xD

[@KaitouKaiju]

Ironically proving yourself to be the mindless soldier the Patriots groomed you to be

[@lawfullyblind8403]

Award winning actress Laura Bailey making slurping sounds is fantastic

[@mxaussiejay5269]

11:07 I f***ing love fishing in video games. If a video game, ANY video game, has fishing in it, it is automatically elevated in my book. When I found out FE3H had fishing I was like hell yeah, let's go! Fishing even elevated Hades for me to an 11/10, since it was already a 10/10 without it. I even bought one of those VR fishing games for my Quest. I don't know what it is about it that just clicks in my brain, but video game fishing is my jam.

[@mxaussiejay5269]

And don't even get me started on the hype when Skyrim announced the fishing update, omigosh

[@incursio5305]

@Mx Aussie Jay I feel you 100%. I love fishing in video games lol. 🎣

[@XDarkNation]

Breath of Fire 3 has great fishing, actually gives a lot of decent items and equipment as well.

[@J-B4R]

I came to comment exclusively to say that I love Ellen's hair. Purple really suits her, looks great.

[@sagacious03]

Very fun video! The Ox crew were especially endearing this episode! Thanks so much for uploading!

[@d00mbr07]

"Who the fuck is Sly Cooper?" That shit killed my soul

[@anarchyantz1564]

At least our reward here wasn't pictures of Andy's fan art. After hearing his fan fiction before, I am not sure I could take the shock of images of it.

[@ragnalex7504]

Sly cooper reminded me of something I saw in THPS2. When you complete THPS2 the end text says "...and now go outside and skate" which is what i did and started skating which was the best decision I ever made in these times. So not all mocking Game endings are this bad, some lead to a very good time. Cheers 'n' O!

[@SamJ.J.]

I'd love to see an update video where you list seven examples that would have made a list but the game wasnt out yet.

[@vanzter]

"You just like the noise don't you?" Man, I like games like this lol.

[@MattSkudlarek]

So, how many times did Andy interrupt to... "politely inquire" what was going on while Luke was drawing all the Dante fan art?

[@DirgeTV]

Or was there a secret deal: Andy let him draw his Dante Fan Art and in return, Luke allowed him to make his weird Fighting game videos. There's always a compromise...or blackmail...

[@draco4569]

Funny thing is, the Magic Mirror from Shrek 2 for the Gamecube and/or Playstation 2 does the exact same thing as Sly Cooper 2, only there's VOICE ACTING added to it! He literally says, "Now put down the controller and go outside and play. We're done. Really. It's over. That is all, uh, folks!" As if that wasn't bad enough, he's actually LYING! There are a few bonus levels you can attempt to beat with certain characters even after you beat the story mode.

[@SteelShroom256]

The only time when you should get the Porcine Shield is when you've reached NG+ and have gone over the maximum amount of Bone Shards that you can use.

[@demonzabrak]

Great, now I want to watch Arin play Ghosts n Goblins again. The Legacy of the Daggur lives on.

[@Forgotten_A.I.]

I love the sly games so much. I saw this and felt like I was done dirty. I had replayed the first 2 games to death. I need to replay em.

[@Space_Noise]

Sly 2 is my favorite game in the series! Wish they’d remake them 😭

[@AtheistPirate]

"Wild licking" is a frontrunner for most blursed subtitle ever written.

[@donovanfaust3227]

I feel like you meant to say Nero has fluffy hair either that or you got the wrong picture, oh well. Great video as always.

[@rainerjones9672]

There was an achievement in plants versus zombies battle for neighbourvill where if you do a very hard task of getting every plant and zombie to master rank, you get the achievement called “just go outside” (I think that’s the achievement)

[@yamigekusu]

I remember during one of the times I had completed Sly 2 was when my house's front and back doors were snowed in even I saw the 'Go outside' message

[@Magicalseanie]

"Um, actually..." Not to be "that guy"... but wasn't it Nero in DMC 4? (I know Dante was IN IT, but wasn't Nero the Protag?)

[@RoughThief]

"You know, I'm coming around to your way of thinking." had me rolling.

[@ALookInto587]

6:55 seeing that dude try to hit twice instead of once and roll back brought me more physical pain than I was expecting. I know I have made the same mistake too sometimes, which just makes this even worse to watch.

[@RageUnchained]

Luke: talks about Dante’s hair *shows a clip of Nero*

[@BMDNERD]

John/James(I can't tell them apart from the voice) sounded extremely disappointed in Luke for liking Dark Souls lol

[@dontcallmemadeline]

Sounds like James, I think! 😊

[@ANonymous-fq5ky]

Flash aninimation courses obsolete? That's rough, my school thought me to replace the ink band on a typewriter! 😄

[@merepseu]

Imagine a time, back in the mid-to-late '00s. You're doing a Computer Science course and your university thinks classes in Second Life would ever be worth a damn.

[@tirsden]

@@merepseu - Oof! Reminds me of taking Cult Film As Literature in community college, except that was fun and actually made sense on some level. For our final, we watched Rocky Horror Picture Show in our classroom and some of us brought props. XD

[@wobblywally-0]

Finally some Isaac representation. Best rogue-lite hands down. How could you not enjoy a game about children sacrificing themselves, donating blood and crying on shit.

[@HostileTakeover2]

OoT fishing was amazing in that if you wanted the bigger fish you had to use actual fishing tactics.

[@taylorwalker7417]

So much of that godawful slurping...only to realize it's Laura Bailey😂😭 Good play, Oxtra, now I can never watch Critical Role the same way again.

[@ChristianDeLarge]

Screw those games. I love you Ellen. I love Luke too. And the people behind the camera. Love for everybody.

[@christopherfarley9766]

With the OoT fishing pond, there's also the explanation that using a sinking lure is against the rules, and he refuses to display anything caught with it.

[@uninconnu5844]

7:12 Her name is Snuggly the Crow, not ''Pickle-pee Pump-a-rum'', and she was there already in the first Dark Souls

[@valiroime]

_How the Saints Saved Christmas._ Need to load that up again. ‘Tis the season.🎅 🎄

[@ddjsoyenby]

the best christmas game :)

[@BouncingTribbles]

The real irony of these roasts is that you can get to them while still living a balanced life; so even if you're exercising and getting laid you'll still get dunked on for not touching grass

[@jeffreywells1832]

Kept waiting for the turn at the end and it didn't come, max wholesome ❤

[@haravikk]

I can't believe I never actually tried licking the door in that DLC, I just went straight for the stables like an idiot!

[@Michael_Lindell]

Welcome once again to 'Outside Mockstra'!

[@deathbykonami5487]

Luke talks about Dante's hair but shows a picture of Nero. I hope the OX team has one helluva flame shield cause the Devil May Cry die-hards will have a field day with that.

[@Falchion1984]

That bit about it being “devised by Satan”? SO called for an exaggerated tangent about how believable that is.

[@Mekora]

Go outside? I do LARP; I get even nerdier when I go outside!

[@liamlowenthal8476]

When they call Nero Dante, that's my favorite part.

[@jasonoverman9679]

At least the shopkeeper in ocarina of Time doesn't kill you with a laser pistol for stealing from his shop like the one in the first Zelda game made for the original Gameboy does. You can time his head movement so he isn't looking at you when you get to the door but if you enter his shop again afterwards it will play a scene where you get shoved back out and he comes out of his door, tells you that he warned you not to do it and insta kills you

[@bryonyperecat5954]

Okay, so I know it just came out like 6 minutes ago, but I really needed this video today, mockery or not. I'd rather be mocked by a game than RL.

[@TheBlackSeraph]

I'd rather be mocked in RL - if I'm being mocked in a game, I'm paying for the privilege of being insulted.

[@thetruecrystalvixen]

My brothers and I caught the Loach once as kids, a team effort and a fond memory.

[@gingergamer3270]

Whoever did the capture for this s one had it rough, that rare catch of that louch looked impossible

[@howizee]

All games can be accurately judged by the quality of their fishing content.

[@tirsden]

This comment reminds me of how many games have vehicles in them, and I find myself judging them based of how good (or horrible) the driving mechanics are. Sadly, that tends to boil down to: if it's not specifically a driving game, the driving is probably awful.

[@UpperDarbyDetailing]

This is a great list, because I know what IPs not to support. If the devs are going to make fun of me for playing it then they're not getting my money. Nor should they get snyone else's. No business should be rewarded for insulting their customers.

[@Rondorix]

0:30 ..Heaven forbid she ever learn about the old Boktai games. Aka, the "touching grass is practically required to play them" games.

[@hudsonball4702]

THANK YOU! For adding my comment! What an honor!

[@proto-type3201]

You forgot binding of Isaac's newest dlc. When you get 3 dead god achievements it turns into a sick infinity sign and the starting screen calls you a fatty

[@jimwormmaster]

On Runescape, should you grind the dungeoneering skill all the way to the max level of 120, to the usual message congratulating you for leveling up, it adds, "Now go outside!"

[@ashmoore7241]

Devil may cry 4 in heaven and hell takes literally an hour hahaha

[@Titaniko2794]

I was thinking the same thing, is the easiest difficulty, hell or hell on the other hand, that one is nearly impossible

[@theelectricgamer9889]

Can you do a video titled 7 times your best friend or friend was a boss or the final boss? Five suggestions for this list is Riku from Kingdom Hearts Pixy from Ace Combat 0 The Belkan War, any Undertale character, Gunther from Fire Emblem Fates Revelation, and Edelgard,Dimitri, and/or Claude (depending on the route you choice) from Fire Emblem Three Houses.

[@Kartissa]

There's also the other Rikku, from Final Fantasy X.

[@xenogil180]

Never made it passed the first level of Ghost ' n Goblins. I think the stress of actually finishing it would have shortened my life because of the stress and frustration.

[@anarky1765]

9:24 Aaand that’s Luke off my Christmas card list. Ellen, you’re still on.

[@rarapas]

Ellen, I feel ya! In Greece, we had mandatory flash animation courses in 2015 (Programmer technician class), when it was already certain (and maybe already announced) that flash was going to be phased out! On windows XP pentium IV (s478) PCs. IN 2015. You can guess I was livid and was naggin throughout the semester, more than Windows telling us to restart after an update 🤣

[@ChrisBreederveld]

That last game reminds me of Altered Beast that also restarted the game on a harder difficulty after completing it. It however did about 5 times in a row if memory serves me right, and after that just didn't even bother to increase difficulty at all and just restart infinitely. It was fun to beat the credits to a pulp though after every playthrough.

[@beosor4234]

In Jet Set Radio Future, the DJ Prof.K always laughs at you when you fall in water or in to the void. 😅

[@lutzifer8183]

Great list once again, but again without Bluebytes Albion. You can pretty much autowin the final fight within three rounds by not fighting, but if you go the extra mile(s) and beat it you will get the best weapon in the whole game and the unchanged ending. Needless to say, you will never be able to use this weapon since the game is over.

[@nicocrestmere9688]

There was a famous board game that mocked me for trying, it was called Life. Every....single...day.

[@BellmoTheGreat]

I wanna see Luke's collection of Dante fan art now!

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

Wow I played OOT as a kid and never knew about the Hylian scale, Hylian loch or the hat theft

[@detectivepup1167]

Ellen was definitely the right choice for the outro, earned that like!

[@mylittledarkworldjohn4289]

The saints row one, is actually really brilliant done. When i reached that point, my first thought was " if i go to the door to open it, its either gonna straight up tell me its locked or will update the quest to something like ""Seriously, what where you expecting to happen? No, but seriously go though the stables"" knowing its Saints 4" , but that is way better

[@Watcher_4]

“ well, maybe this outside….is a secret bonus scene!” . . . “NO ITS JUST SUNLIGHT AHHHH!” *famous last words*

[@danjordan2625]

The original Ocarina of Time loach - you had to use the sinking lure you find by rolling along the edge of the fishing pond map. He says it's an "illegal" lure or something like that, and that's why it's not recorded. Dunno if they'd changed that in subsequent re-releases though

[@EEPfehAGG]

C64 Ghosts and Goblins Music. Awesome, ta OXtra!

[@iateitguy903]

I can't remember if you mentioned it in the last one, but Undertale has the Sans fight, where he counts your deaths to him until he gives up because you die too often.

[@josephwilliams2406]

Me before opening the video: please tell me the candy cane licking is up here 3 mins later Me: IT IS😂👍