7 Times You Got Mocked for Trying, So Never Try Again

Usually when you complete a difficult task, your reward is a hearty congratulations. However, the same cannot be said for these mean games that rewarded your hard work with mockery.
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[@outsidextra]

Excuse us, games? We worked hard to finish these tricky tasks, and you have the NERVE to say that to us??? Ok...fine... *sniffles* Here are the games that rewarded us with mockery.

[@couchgamingnews9379]

??um what who

[@irishboy_pa]

Outside Xtra are we not going to talk about nude gekoside

[@slewone4905]

YOu finish playable Trailer, and what you get is a promise of Silent Hills. It's called a teaser, because Konomi is just teasing you!

[@RaydeusMX]

BTW, FFXI is still alive and kicking. (Edit > On PC that is.) (Though Squeenix would most definitely have prefered if all us had moved to XIV instead. XD )

[@deletedaccount5551]

The slapstick humor is great and the girls are cute. Glad I'm subbed to this channel; awesome content that always delivers a good laugh or seven.

[@preciousrogue1833]

I mean the Jeff Goldblum one just hurts. My ego can take a lot of things, but being mocked by Jeff ain't one of them.

[@gerg905]

I've never played Spiderman 2 but this one was actually hilarious. Why have I never heard of this before? XDXDXD

[@JameSeraphim]

If you imagine him as the Grandmaster, then it kind of fits lol

[@nightsong81]

@@JameSeraphim Jeff Goldblum didn't play the Grandmaster. The Grandmaster is secretly Jeff Goldblum.

[@jasonsorin1021]

The Stanley Parable gives you an achievement for quitting for a few years. Another "go outside"

[@CrazeeAdam]

I mean he is spitting hard truths

[@WiFiDown37811]

*_"Tee-f***ing-hee"_* Love that line

[@africancouscous]

WiFiDown timestamp?

[@n3v3rm0r3]

5:58

[@africancouscous]

N3v3r M0r3 thanks

[@WiFiDown37811]

@Ford F-150 thank you for making my day with that simple comment

[@Carbon-cringe-human]

6:02

[@Emfen1]

"In fact, I feel like giggling! Twee f***ing hee" I'm wheezing 🤣🤣🤣

[@Dragnmastralex]

"there's only one spiderman" why does that make me laugh? I mean we've had 8 different actors portray him in live action, 7 different people portray him in cartoons, and in his own reality there are 3 versions of him as clones... oh and the multiverse.

[@szymonsokolinski9907]

There is also Spider-woman and Silk

[@ThePrufessa]

Well damn. You sure as fuck know your Spider-Man. Quite profound.

[@ThePrufessa]

@@szymonsokolinski9907 they have nothing to do with someone saying there's only one Spider-Man. Absolutely nothing. So why they the fuck are you mentioning them?

[@szymonsokolinski9907]

@@ThePrufessa Just for fun

[@avzarathustra6164]

@@ThePrufessa Lmao.

[@SheosMan117]

That first one's a missed opportunity. "You spent so much time thinking you could, you didn't stop to think if you should." Or something to that effect.

[@Sableagle]

You mean this quote? kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXqWc5ygZs2HiZI

[@spinal_capped]

I know it's not quite the same, but Assassin's Creed II felt like it mocked me for getting those damn feathers. "Oh, you found ALL ONE HUNDRED feathers scattered around Italy? Here's a useless cape that makes everybody hate you..." Ugh, sorry. It's been on my mind since going back to it after finally playing the original.

[@qwertyuiop357924680]

That is mentioned in a video as a reward that wasn’t worth it

[@jonnydeath8612]

yes

[@IronBoy-hf2lp]

Gameplay-wise, no the hell it was not worth it. Story-wise... well, let's see. You collected feathers through ass-impossible places to fulfill your family's wish, and you get in reward the honor of your family's cape to adorn versus the world. Sounds like a worthy reward when he wanted people to know who he was.

[@acidrain812]

Caleb Waters agreed, but it is fun gameplay-wise cause you can go cause all kinds of mayhem then take it off and you’ll be fine. Gray Fox style

[@thomasholcomb7681]

That’s better than AC one. Find all the flags and what do you get? Nothing

[@maximumforce8275]

"Fine i wont buy your games ever again then" Game developer's: *that wasnt part of the plan*

[@taffyadam6031]

Game developer’s what?? Are you 5?

[@Draeckon]

@@taffyadam6031 Are you? Maybe find something better to do than toss around the insults of a grade-schooler over a minor typo.

[@KittyCat_Gacha]

@@taffyadam6031 Actually if they were five it'd probably... not spelled correctly at all. Forgive a little grammar mistake that even authors could probably make won't ya?

[@MagicCatFromOuterSpace]

@@taffyadam6031 if you think that's bad go read starkits prophecy and now say who's the five year old

[@Obzornor]

@@taffyadam6031 oh look it's a grammar nazi

[@joshuawhite6258]

“If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried.” -quote from someone-I-don’t-remember-the-name-of.

[@matthewzeleskey4044]

Ellen: "Wait, does no one else get paid in socks?" Luke: "YOU GET PAID!"

[@qwertyuiop357924680]

Jane keeps the profits for herself

[@420sakura1]

I tight Luke gets paid in Apple. I know he said that somewhere.

[@TheReZisTLust]

@@420sakura1 *thought*

[@Technoir444]

The squealing guitar may scare away the fish but it’ll definitely attract the Rock Lobster.

[@coyoteartist]

(groans and looks for rope to protect future readers from this comment)

[@HazeEmry]

@@coyoteartist I'll help look for some as well cause, oof

[@leirawhitehart1236]

What game is that from? The only game I know there are Rock lobsters is Don't Starve, but I have the feeling that's not the game you're talking about.

[@coyoteartist]

@@leirawhitehart1236 They also are a thing in Runescape. However I think they meant the actual song

[@leirawhitehart1236]

@@coyoteartist huh, I never played RuneScape. I think I've heard of it, but honestly, it doesn't really seem like a game I'm interested in. But thank you for telling me! :)

[@crisd.2628]

"Hestu, brute?" Was the funniest shit I've seen all day. Whoever wrote that in at Outside Xtra is the sole reason I'm subscribing. 😂

[@deathbykonami5487]

Am I only who remembers sly 2s ending credits "Congratulations you beat the game......now go outside"

[@ZGlove.]

I remember.

[@elijahkempski2660]

They do that in Minecraft to

[@danandchristineharbour2538]

@@elijahkempski2660 no, in minecraft it is wierdo gods talking

[@SpairM]

Jokes on you game. I was playing this outside all along!

[@ThePrufessa]

Yeah but that's not the same as making you feel dumb for completing a pointless side mission. You buy games to beat them. Some endings are rewarding others are not. Some ending stories are exciting others tell you to go get a life. So that's not the same as having you collect a million roses just to have the king tell you you did it for nothing but a rose timer.

[@peesafpayper9688]

"You could have found a cure for cancer" "I dispute that" 🤣🤣

[@jordinsereno3918]

btw the cure for cancer is... oh wait this gex thingy is pretty hip!

[@ZoanBlade90]

"Even if I did, it would take YEARS of testing to ensure that A. It works, and B. Doesn't cause any weird side effects or zombies! Even then, the Feds would try to screw me over, because of how much they would want to CHARGE for this miracle cure!"

[@Roxas9b]

Funny cause there’d never be a universal cure for the many forms of cancer (aside from death I suppose).

[@ZoanBlade90]

@@Roxas9b "My cure...is most effective."

[@matrixphijr]

Yeah, as if the cure for cancer is just gonna be sitting in my backyard or something! HA! That's ripe! Good one, Gex! You really got me there! I've seen my backyard before. I think I know what's in it, thank you very much. Cure for cancer? I think not! HAHAHA! *Continues sarcastic mocking* *Gets up, walks outside* I mean really... what kind of terrible joke is that? To say somebody could be curing cancer instead of playing a video game. Get serious now. Maybe video games like Gex are cancer, DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT?! HUH?! MAYBE IT-- *Trips and stumbles* AH, what the hell?! Who left a stone in the middle of my-- *Trap door opens to reveal a box containing a bottle with the words 'Cure for Cancer' written on it* Well, I'll be damned... Alright, Gex, you win this time! *Shakes fist*

[@zelln7269]

"Twee-f**king-Hee" Thanks Jane, I'm gonna use it more in everyday conversation.

[@dragon-kitty]

By any chance did Jane earn that achievement?

[@ceceliaacaba2739]

Kitty Meow I *NEED* Twee-F**king-Hee on a T-shirt I’ll take 10!

[@zelln7269]

@@ceceliaacaba2739 Gonna print that for EGX. See you there?

[@dragon-kitty]

@@ceceliaacaba2739 nah - I'm still waiting on that t-shirt of the wizard binbag saying 'pineapple is the devil's fruit'

[@ceceliaacaba2739]

Zelln Sorry But I won’t be there since it’s expensive 😢, but do me a favor if you meet OXTRA/OXBOX tell them to make official Twee-F**king-Hee shirts.

[@b7a1r3]

"2017's breath of the wild" Jesus, has it really been out for nearly 2 years?

[@megalu88]

Jonathan Preston wait I've not finished it yet..

[@eaglenope9783]

I can't believe how long ago windwaker came out

[@eaglenope9783]

@@megalu88 Same

[@marioguy6486]

I have it on my Wii u lol yeah I believe it

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

@Morahman7vnNo2 you're not old unless you remember the golden years of play station (original) in its prime.

[@hudsonball4702]

Ghosts ‘n Goblins. You go though hell and back just to complete the game only to be mocked by the villain and forced to play the game all the way through again but on a higher difficulty, if that was even possible.

[@jasonross6727]

And having to beat the last stage and final boss with the worst weapon in the game!

[@greenisnotacreativecolour]

How about Monopoly, where you finally get all the properties and then it ruins Christmas.

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

Lol

[@TurdFurgeson571]

Yeah. God do we hate grandma.

[@daniellockley-smith9766]

Jane saying twee-f***ing-hee made me laugh harder than it should. You guys are great

[@JaronOdele]

Omg, I actually remember completing the Spider Man 2 'Hint Marker Search'. I was super excited to actually find them all again to hear what they said. Then when I heard 'Something different...' I kinda just sat there for a few seconds before snickering a bit, finding a few more to be sure, having a bit of a laugh, and then moving on to actually beat the game with my time...

[@galkife998]

Binding of Isaac: Rebirth/Afterbirth/Afterbirth + After getting all 402 other achievements you get the last one called 1000000% that is just a picture of a stop sign with the description "Just Stop!"

[@floofyfoxxo744]

time for 3,000,000%! lol

[@haileyroberts1103]

Bruce: "Look I'll have to get back to you later, this might be a while." -AD PLAYS- Luke: " Weird."

[@FEARSWTOR]

I feel like Bruce Campbell came up with the "Something Different" gag himself and that putting it in the game was a condition in his contract.

[@AlmightyPolarBear]

He is now in *Dead By Daylight* as Ash! :D

[@129das]

That really funny

[@VueiyVisarelli]

*"Something different."* 😂🤣

[@lcashortsreviews7197]

Ultimate dad joke.

[@demonfang2107]

can we just stop and give props to the crew for doing all of these tasks for our entertainment in a 20 minute video

[@Fennec333]

“Why is Jeff Goldblum on a beach picking on me” I ask myself that every day

[@dee...]

Scientists are still working that one out.

[@denlara3882]

to quote the immortal words of Homer Simpson, "You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson here is, never try"

[@LadyoftheDreamless14]

No one can tell me that Jeff Goldblum was nothing less then 100% genuine in that cut scene.

[@thisisausername9356]

I honestly love the Gta one since not only does it give you genuine rewards but it decides to joke around in a way I don't really find too insulting And the Spider Man 2 one is hilarious too

[@misterthegeoff9767]

It's true. I've watched every video on Outside Xtra and all I have to show for it is a T-shirt that says "Don't Be A Dob"

[@bobspace69]

Honestly, that sounds like the greatest prize of them all.

[@Zombiesatemydarling]

Classic Dob.

[@MsCunningLinguistic]

Liar! I see that little purple icon next to your name.

[@BJWeNeedUDefendingUsWithZeMG42]

"If at first you don't succeed, give up and do something else."

[@druudru5356]

Works for Capcom

[@josephstone7528]

“Something Different.”

[@kcollier2192]

And the corollary: "If at first you don't succeed, plagiarize from someone who did!"

[@SolusWhite]

My version is "If at first you don't succeed, give up and watch someone else do it... then proceed to tell everyone else you did it..."

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

The main problem is that this list is about how these games mock you for succeeding so thoroughly. So a more accurate expression would be "If you try too hard to succeed and are mocked for it, rethink your choices in life or games."

[@MsMuso]

I love that Ellen is wearing a RoosterTeeth shirt throughout. Like "I just wear this but isn't it a great joke too?!" I'm just sad there was no "reward" for finishing this video...except watching the next one. Much love guys!

[@dalelash2nd743]

"Twee F**king hee!" I lost it. XD

[@TJSTYLE83]

I’m surprised the “click on door 430 five times” achievement in the Stanley parable game isn’t on here.

[@notmakingcontent]

It's in a different list for top 10 achievements that you wouldn't want or something like that

[@myrrhfortheroad]

That one actually felt pretty satisfying to me. The Narrator exalts your efforts and says that the achievement had value specifically because we worked so hard for it. ☺️

[@latayesha]

@@myrrhfortheroad Are you stupid? You wasted minutes, maybe hours doing this. And a narrator saying "Your a real good puppet", makes you happy?!!

[@danielwartist]

Whispers “I tried so hard...and got so far...but in the end...it doesn’t even matter.”

[@Kazeromaru]

Here's a secret about life nothing matters, when the sun goes supernova or the universe implodes in on itself, everything you or anybody has ever done will be gone forever, so you might as well have fun however your sense morality allows you to.

[@kadeloblack4774]

*Whispers back* I've put my trust in you pushed as far as i could go for all this theres only one thing you should know....

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

Every time I finish a game that shows active contempt for my having played it, it makes me want to track down the developers and "convince" them to find a new career.

[@Brainreaver79]

i woudlnt go that far, but tbh when i finish a game that does that i normally check if there is an official comment why they did it,.. if its just because they are "being funny".. i normally boycot the company for a while... why should i pay someone to mock me,... my mirror doest that everyday.. for free...

[@BappadityaNath]

@@Brainreaver79 you Kno that you paid for the mirror right?

[@Brainreaver79]

@@BappadityaNath yeah but i paid for it 1time 20odd years ago,... so i dont count it as me having to pay for it anymore....

[@CelticVictory]

And then you learn that was the company's plan all along. They needed more"volunteers" to experiment on for ideas for the next game.

[@cjsr_gymisfun]

"Go get a life" Me In March of 2020: I would but I'm not allowed

[@MavericksHangar]

Don't worry May 2020 isn't any better ha ha ha ha

[@africancouscous]

Maverick21FM yeah but worse

[@doggygirl3187]

At least video games can't mock us

[@africancouscous]

Doggygirl 31 well there are some games that mock you for playing on easy mode

[@doggygirl3187]

@@africancouscous oh come on!

[@ryanfrounks]

Kinda like Until Dawn... if you replay the prologue Dr Hill yells "I TOLD YOU! YOU CAN'T CHANGE WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR" Who said i was trying to change it! Maybe i wanted to see my sisters die again... oh god I'm a monster.

[@JanAside]

What about the game of life. That ones always mocking me for trying.

[@a.s.g8334]

It mocks everyone

[@madness1931]

I hate that game, with it's pay to win mechanics, bad RNG, and the social integration really urks me. At least it's free to play... I hope, anyway.

[@SapphireDragon357]

@@madness1931 It's free to play for the first 16-18 years, then the subscription fees skyrocket.

[@shadowcat1606]

@@madness1931 And if you screwed up character creation you're gonna feel the effects for the rest of your game.

[@kentmcalister3216]

This needs to be in a commentor edition

[@sil3ntrogu3]

Wait another human being actually played and enjoyed "Cool Spot" respect level over 9000

[@KimiTheV]

I remember the Jurassic Park one as a kid. I was like "that's it." It was one of my favorite games as a little kid. I'm kind of surprised anyone still remembered that game. I still have it.

[@Videosaurus_Wrex]

Jeff is definitely one of those nerdy icons, that's absolutely not a nerd.

[@SecondDon]

I think it's the glasses. It completes the look

[@rimurutempest4945]

Lily James His manner of speech too

[@saturdaymorninggaming5628]

He’s not a nerd, but he is weird and awkward af.

[@jodofly1158]

Second Don I'd say it's because of Jurassic Park 🤔

[@dhelor]

Also, the Bruce Campbell thing in Spiderman 2 was brilliant. It's the only one I actually completed on this list, and it was fantastic.

[@masonschwalm2010]

Link: “Ok, I got the golden turd, now I just have to find Jesus, Roger, and a spaceship and I can get out of here..”

[@daniellewilson8527]

Mason Schwalm no idea what this reference is but I found it funny

[@shirabe64]

Danielle Wilson It’s from American Dad. :)

[@anothermarvelfan5142]

I remember "Something different" when I first played the game back in the day. Still completely worth it

[@MaxPhantom]

"Twee-f**cking-hee" is now my new family motto

[@drunkrdm]

in the words of Garfield. "i had a busy day, i've been collecting sarcastic remarks!"

[@asianpersuasian3758]

Person: you're not even tryin Me: yup Person: why Me: (pouty voice) because its gonna mock me Person: stares at me weirdly

[@wallofnyc]

It's sad how generally applicable this is. Like, that's basically my headspace most of my waking hours (and some of my sleeping ones)

[@j0njn]

Luke, in the background: "Wait, Ellen gets *paid*?" (Luke doing an impression of Zangief from the Street Fighter film from 1994 optional.)

[@cphtfluke7565]

Jane: Ow, why does that hurt so much? Ellen: Because it's true. Jane: Oh yeah Moral of the story: remember kids, when you have to insult somebody, do it with the truth, it's far more effective

[@futurestoryteller]

Doesn't work in political discourse

[@robzblack]

you can't spell fluke without F Luke.

[@dreadcthulhu5]

@@futurestoryteller Yes it does. Liberals wouldn't be trying so very hard to change the very fabric of reality if the truth didn't hurt them so much.

[@futurestoryteller]

Projection at its finest. Conservatives are the most predictable people there are.

[@dreadcthulhu5]

@@futurestoryteller Nope. I"m politically non-affiliated thanks. And iff naything I'm a moderate. Don't need or want to belong to a party. But see how the truth hurt your feelings?

[@alastairsinger1498]

Anyone who's ever played We

[@kaniblekitt2884]

The flashbacks. They hurt.

[@hawk_ish2265]

I actually got that in Spiderman. It was my favorite game and after I saw it, I never played it again.

[@Living_with_Narcissists]

Dragon Age Inquisition introduced one of the most difficult scavenger hunts in gaming history, in part due to no markers are indications within the game itself. The online community still hasn't fully figured it out. But the reward is finding treasure... Not an item of any kind, a normal enemy that is named Treasure.

[@izzyliberty8720]

"Strong drive to finish things assigned to me" --- I am totally using that at my job interviews.

[@mairib4023]

In the same vein as in The Lost World - in Undertale the platinum trophy is called “Don’t you have anything better to do”. Really made me question all my donations to the Dog Shrine for those trophies.

[@twilightvulpine]

That is actually a bit cute because that's what the SPOILER says when you SPOILER at the SPOILER and then SPOILER all the way back in the beginning.

[@ruler_of_everything]

mairi box

[@SnowxXxAngel]

Right? I got that one... I knew it was called that already, but still had to get it lol. The Dognation donations were the only trophies I needed still.

[@maggieent3215]

but you made the dogs happy. Doesn't that make you happy?

[@jasonsorin1021]

One of the COD games did something similar, with a "go outside" achievement for reaching Prestige Level 10.

[@emeraldoddity7044]

im actually on a acheivement mission to watch all oxbox and oxbox extra lists in a row, wonder what totally satisfying reward comes with that

[@RickachuCXVI]

More videos :D

[@hornyaspid9756]

Knowledge

[@danielelbow]

I'm very happy FFXI was included on this list, and deservedly, however that fishing rod is the best in the game and "unbreakable".... also you can buy the required fish, which are easy to catch even for starting fishermen, from other players.

[@TheB]

Ellen no, don't give Luke your socks - you just made him a free Elf!

[@kadeloblack4774]

Really? thought is was an imp not elf....

[@MaturedSinner]

Sadly too many of us grew up as kids excelling at things quickly only to hit areas of adulthood that make us feel like failures for not succeeding after few attempts.

[@Outlaw7263]

That's society for you, I get the feeling they did it on purpose to keep us in line or complacently reluctant to try to do anything.

[@neuroticheroine]

@@confusciouspuff5701 maybe failure is a phase now and we'll kick ass even harder in the future? Like maybe from now on everyone's 20's is about succeeding at nothing and finding yourself and trying not to die. We can start the future building stuff in our 30's, or later, whatever. Life is insufferable long anyway, why rush? Gotta keep fighting the good fight, friend

[@neuroticheroine]

@@confusciouspuff5701 Wow that's a lot you've been through. I... Worry I don't have the ability to respond the everything you said in a satisfying way. Normally I try to be hopeful and cheer people up but I wouldn't want that to upset you more. I can't say I've experienced what you have or can relate, but I can sympathize. The mental illness life sucks (currently disabled, doctors don't know what I have, could be anything from cptsd to borderline pd) I don't know what it's like to be you, but I know what it's like to live an unbearable life. I can't guarantee things will get better, but I can say that what's helping me out of my current funk is every time I feel like I have no options in life, I come up with a 3rd option, no matter how crazy, as long as its physically possible. It helped remind me of all the other choices I have in life. Reminds me of all the bad things I could be doing but I chose not to. All the risks I could be taking but chose not to. It kinda... Idk, gave my brain something to do besides ruminate. Helped me feel surer in my choices, even if all of my choices are still bad. Sorry if I accidentally made things worse again, it just felt cruel to not reply after you poured your heart out like that. Best of luck in the future, I'm sorry shit's an on fire garbage can right now.

[@saturdaymorninggaming5628]

Some Guy that was probably the funniest thing Ive read on here ever.thank you for that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gamerboss333]

“You could have seen the sun for once” Yeah uh try that. It will be the last thing you ever see.

[@LocalEldritchHorror]

This comment aged like fine wine in regards to irony for 2020.

[@doggygirl3187]

@@LocalEldritchHorror I know right

[@Prisinence]

Reminds me of when I managed to 100% Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly.. All you get is a wink at the end of the final scene. :(

[@nauscakes1868]

"now defunct game, Final Fantasy 11." I'm sure there are some people on the internet just waiting to react to a line like that, lol...

[@savagesalvage9449]

11 sucked. The story sucked, the characters sucked, I never played it online, but apparently, it sucked.

[@brucetaylor4394]

@@savagesalvage9449 it was only online it is a MMORPG. There was no single player or offline. Nice try trying to be a troll.

[@savagesalvage9449]

@@brucetaylor4394 Woah Calm down there angry gamer. I just checked and you're right, I was thinking of 13, Lightning and Snow and all of that, that one sucked. I never played 11.

[@dingleofthedongle9561]

5:58 that moment you fell in love with Ms. Douglas

[@pegaweegee2522]

When you hit reputation 50 with a character in For Honor, you get an outfit for the character, and the color pattern you get is called "Go Outside". The color looks exactly like 5 other patterns. Idk why

[@ZigealFaust]

The Lost World Jeff Goldblum one actually was the reason I stopped 100% games as a kid. I spent like a whole week beating it and learned a valuable life lesson.

[@Dankey_King]

Just had a moment like this in Dark Souls III Trying to exchange some items with the nest of Pickle Pee, Pump-a-Rum Donate an Undead Bone shard (pretty useful item) to receive... a mediocre shield with a pig's head on it... Item description: "Shield based on a pig's head, depicted with unsettling authenticity. Shields such as these were made to shame weak-willed knights, and those who carried these shields were subject to merciless ridicule. No one will defend a craven who abases himself." Thanks DS III, the dying wasn't enough...

[@Mostlyharmless1985]

Zelda has a habit of kicking you in the teeth with these collect quests: Remember your awesome reward for clearing the curse of the skultulas? 200 whole rupees!

[@HaydenX]

Final Fantasy XI is still up and running on PC...they only closed the PS2 and 360 severs.

[@mattstat716]

Game: lol you actually enjoyed our game enough to 100% it? Me: yes? So? Game: lol what an idiot lololol Me: Okay, gonna go ahead and never play your shit again. Game: no wait please-

[@loganfaye1314]

Why would you play the shit again if it's 100 percent?

[@Yazarastsu]

@@loganfaye1314 because the creators of the game may decide they want to make more games

[@hero-bo7qc]

So you can just do random crap

[@thatoneguy9473]

@@hero-bo7qc I kept playing after I got 100% on each of the infamous games. I mean what more fun than just waltzing around and murdering street performers? 😂

[@LeoMorikoTheKnight]

My heart melts when Ellen does her sad face. Don't be sad, Ellen, your thumb will waggle again.

[@maxvel0city906]

I imagine every time Ellen and Luke are in a shop Ellen walks up to Luke with a chocolate bar or packet of sweets (like children do) and gives him the full PUPPY DOG EYES treatment, Luke: "Oh alright then, but don't let it ruin your dinner!" 😂

[@TheFiddleFaddle]

I always thought BOTW's Korok reward was a stroke of genius. Fill the world with enough Korok seeds to ensure the only ones collecting them all were filthy cheaters.

[@fezzy99]

that zelda reward is literally "shittest reward ever"

[@Hoshimaru57]

To be fair the Vice City one had some nice perks, and the Spider-Man one gave you exactly what it said it would. Which is more than you can say for the others.

[@mikewood8815]

"why is Jeff Goldbloom" - this sentence needs no more words

[@suki0002]

You forgot one game Flappy Bird

[@Xeno2004]

So true...

[@Toksyuryel]

Final Fantasy 11 isn't defunct, it's just PC-only now.

[@inc2000glw]

Is it 1player?

[@Toksyuryel]

@@inc2000glw No but you can do basically everything in the game solo if you really want to.

[@andymcp4752]

Uh oh if people find out my life changing philosophies are stolen word for word from a 20 second clip of Jeff Goldblum then my life coaching career is over!

[@GGemin0-TTRPG]

Why do i feel like the oxtra crew have a personal vendetta against Jeff Goldblum? 🤔

[@slewone4905]

Independence day 2

[@davidmurray3542]

Jeff Goldblum has a personal vendetta against all gamers.

[@joenesvick7043]

Slew One well I don’t blame him for that film, despite he’s the reason I went to the cinema. I don’t blame Jennifer Garner for Elektra either. I never blame the actor for doing what the director tells them to do

[@jeofickles2771]

I LOST it at "Twee ****ing Hee"

[@spectheotter8426]

"Call a member of the opposite sex, you know what I'm talking about." Nobody here knows what he's talking about.

[@lyingcorn]

What about undertale? When you fight sans, he gives you an option to spare him and when you do he kills you and the game over screen instead of telling you to keep going says GET DUNKED ON! And you have to do the entire fight all over again

[@VampireHunter5790]

To be fair I feel like Sans is justified to trick you because you murdered his brother and all his friends.

[@Tsukinotaku]

It has nothing to do with the video but ok...

[@clairet-rex]

I'm so glad for the sake of childhood me that I didn't complete the Lost World but adult me is feeling pretty damn attacked right now. Screw you Ian Malcolm, I thought you were cool, man!

[@johnellis8401]

How about the "go get some sun" achievement for reaching tenth prestige in call of duty world at war... I loved that game and it betrayed me

[@reitekaredacted2787]

I love how these games mock you for wasting your time when their the ones that spent time actually developing said mockery ^^

[@raptormaster666]

"With Heartfelt Disapproval" should be my new finisher for all my emails. :P

[@SolusWhite]

Love the Gavin Free tshirt Ellen xD... People do like grapes... I should know, I am a people myself.

[@kaybrann]

I don't like grapes. Do own this t-shirt though.

[@typacsk]

Me too! I'm also a people!

[@Th3BlackLotus]

@@kaybrann are you a dog?

[@SolusWhite]

@@kaybrann Then I am of the beings afraids to speakings this to you... not are a peoples is you being... A peepo is you being... Peepo's is liking mado, snudder mado, shooshshooosh... aaah nasa peepo.

[@Banana_boat]

@@kaybrann same.

[@trumpeterjen]

The fishing segment in Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time features one strange fish in particular. You need to find a hidden lure next to the pond and then dangle it next to this weird-looking fish that takes FOREVER to even bite. Even once it does bite, it's so heavy that it takes ages just to reel it in, and if you lose focus for even a second, it gets away and you have to start over. It took 4 hours, but I finally caught the thing and brought it up to the attendant...who told me it's an endangered Hylian Loach. He tossed it back instead of displaying it, and even thought it was by far the heaviest thing I ever caught--about 40 pounds--he doesn't record the weight, so there isn't even any proof I caught it.

[@tedda672]

"In fact I feel like giggling! Twee F**king Hee!" I'm literally laughing my lungs out!

[@maxvel0city906]

Anyone else want the end credits of EVERY VIDEO GAME to have Ellen saying "You did it buddy!" While giving you a double thumbs up. That's all the encouragement and self assurance I need! 120hrs of Witcher 3, forget this awesome armour, I just did it for the end credits with Ellen in it.

[@ralphbutcher7294]

Max Vel0city I’d prefer a sarcastic version where you get a member of the oxventure guild saying something like “just think you could have spent this time learning to eldritch blast” insert alternative abilities for other characters

[@maxvel0city906]

@@ralphbutcher7294 Yes, or Dob comes along and throws all the money you've earned in your playthrough in a river! 😂

[@ralphbutcher7294]

Max Vel0city yeah that would be brilliant

[@miroslavkrleza4441]

The game that mocked me the most for trying it, completing it and loving it was the Half Life franchise...

[@iamtacoc]

"call a member of the opposite sex" awww the 90s

[@Kat-mu8wq]

Yeah.. There was me gonna call a member of the same sex that used to be the opposite sex. My bad. 🤣

[@Snowfireblues]

*Laughs in Bisexual*

[@fredericksaxton9782]

"Twee-fu**ing-Hee, now take this sh*t I don't have." That is my new comeback.

[@nikanj]

You left out the classic insulting ending "The Princess is in Another Castle."

[@lionocyborg6030]

Technically the insulting ending wasn’t that, it was after actually rescuing Peach, she said “your quest is over. Now do it all over again but harder this time!” At least Mario 2 had a proper ending: Peach would recite a poem thanking Mario & Luigi and gifting them a billion points for each remaining life while kinopio/toads dance around them.

[@illegalmemedealer3549]

Ellen saying ‘Goldbluuuuuuuum’ was unreasonably funny and I loved it

[@ceceliaacaba2739]

Illegal Meme Dealer I can imagine someone doing Fanart of Ellen shaking her fist at A floating Jeff yelling,Goldbluuuuuuuuum! (Like The Dinkleburg meme from Fairyodd Parents)

[@MyrajusEleen]

Fact Check: Final Fantasy 11 is still working!

[@ssblue8832]

Wait, what? Elaborate.

[@Veladus]

MMORPGs don't die easily. Fucking EverQuest is still not only running, but still putting out yearly expansions. They're upto 26.

[@sarelbezuidenhout4348]

I really want the "GOLDBLUUUUUUM" exclamation from Ellen as a notification tone...

[@theodorepinnock1517]

Poor Ellen! How could the King do that to her!?!? VIVE LA REVOLUCION!!!!!!!!

[@joenesvick7043]

I just love Ellen’s laughter, so it took me by surprised that Jane was the one giggling in this vid 🤣.

[@TheCloven]

Freespace, upon achieving the rank of Admiral "Congratulations. You have earned your place in the highest echelon of allied leadership. Your character, courage, and genius are an inspiration to us all. On behalf of the GTVA Security Council and General Assembly, I hereby confer upon you the prestigious rank of Admiral. Now go read a book."

[@ASMRDoodlez]

Before seeing the end of Ellen’s shirt, I thought it was going to say “People like 🍇 puns.”