7 Easter Eggs Where Games Roasted Themselves

Mistakes are only natural. The important thing is taking mistakes in your stride, and maybe even poking some good natured fun at yourself. Like in these videogames, which made light of past mistakes, bugs and criticisms with some extremely self-deprecating easter eggs. Enjoy and subscribe for a video like this every Thursday!
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[@juddcarreon9236]

Agent 47: "Hmm. I can't read the note. Let me point my gun at it. Ah, yes. I can see it much better now."

[@sgtraytango]

Some say that Agent 47's vision improves not with traditional glasses but by aiming a weapon.

[@Jake-kj6zr]

Judd Carreon the note was armed it’s the only way to protect yourself in that situation

[@jamisonedwards8162]

The note was terrified into clarity.

[@encycl07pedia-]

@@Jake-kj6zr Your English sucks.

[@stryph42]

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."

[@hooda47]

You forgot the ultimate self roasting easter egg, nuclear Gandhi in the Civilization series.

[@thompse412]

As others have stated, that doesn't get on the list because it became a full-blown feature of the series, not just an Easter egg

[@hooda47]

@@thompse412 Well Hitman 2 turned the briefcase glitch into a game feature, a glitch turning into a series wide feature is what makes it the ultimate easter egg in my opinion.

[@thompse412]

@@hooda47 it turned it in to a single item, not a feature with a game-wide impact. But at this point the difference is academic.

[@sidwarner1166]

It's not in this video because of being a game mechanism It was in an another video which they covered Some thing that became Beloved features or something

[@Adjuni]

@@thompse412 Did you just quote Jurassic Park 2?

[@deansummers4234]

Witcher 3: Geralt roasts Roach over the whole "teleporting when called but can't jump a fence" thing.

[@ThePreciseClimber]

I have to admit, Roach showing up on Skellige was a bit of a head-scratcher for me. Geralt didn't even take her with him when he boarded the ship.

[@bananaking2305]

@@ThePreciseClimber she probably walked

[@ghostderazgriz]

@@ThePreciseClimber horses can swim. Roach is a particular breed of long distance sailing horse. Vikings sailed vast oceans on horseback. True story, don't look it up.

[@ECODKyleskymast]

@@ghostderazgriz I mean, no one can prove that it DIDN'T happen. What are they going to do, talk to a native Vik-oh wait...

[@Divinevert]

And his Gwent card, where Roach is somehow standing on the roof of a house.

[@joeschmo3844]

Another one that comes to mind: Splinter Cell Chaos Theory. “Let me guess, three alarms and the mission’s over?” “This isn’t a video game Fisher!”

[@jasperzanovich2504]

That mechanic was horrible to start with, you sneak through a mission and get detected twice and then almost at the end they discover a body you did not quite hide and the mission is scrapped.

[@gogogord]

@@jasperzanovich2504 I hated SC:PT (the one before CT) because of the body/alarm bug. You would be forced to restart the mission. I loved the reference in CT it's still funny to me whenever I hear it.

[@animebard1628]

"Master, the batteries in your wii controller are low."

[@OhNoTheFace]

@@jasperzanovich2504 Get gud

[@AutomaticDuck300]

Then in another mission where you need to find 8 items, Lambert says "That's 4 down. 4 more to go." Sam replies "Thanks. I've always found it difficult to count past 3." (Not sure if that's also a reference to the 3 alarms issue. Funny though.)

[@joeschmo3844]

Lionhead continued the tradition in Fable 3: “what kind of game lets you kill the villain with one hit?”

[@lordshavron]

That's hilarious. Fable 2 remains the only game I've ever accidentally beat. I was fidgeting with the controller when the final boss was monologuing and pulled the trigger, killing him. Startled the hell out of me.

[@apcsox]

Not to mention you technically don’t even have to kill him either, you can just wait and the other guy kills him 😂

[@CapricornMegan]

I love Fable 3 lol

[@BetaJackMaxis]

"Why are you obsessed with putting chickens in everything?"

[@TheRenegade...]

That quest was gold.

[@CaitlinRC]

"This is everyones fault but mine" - I take it the team bonding exercises went well?

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

Oh yes ,Definitely

[@DeathGodRiku]

They're lead by Jane

[@gruggerduggerhoose]

Andy’s Corazon is shining through...

[@callumdonington2227]

@@gruggerduggerhoose You mean Corazon's Andy disguise is starting to wear down.

[@Commanderd2007]

I’m just imagining an Oxbox paintball excursion. Andy hiding and sniping 100% of the time, Jane coldly tracking down her friends, and Mike somehow managing to explode the forest..

[@sodasalesman6822]

the part in witcher 3 where roach can talk and geralt asks him why he can cross oceans to get to geralt but sometimes gets stuck on a fence is my absolute favorite example of this

[@nalinea18]

Fun fact: Sam Lake is Finnish (which is why he has a very distinctive accent when speaking English) and his real name is actually Sami Järvi. He decided to use an anglicized version of his name for working abroad. Järvi literally means ”a/the lake”, and Sami is just a Finnish version of Sam.

[@katiemckinney9456]

Ah yes, Sam the Lake. My favorite place to go for water-related activities.

[@lowpointfair4653]

nope thats wrong sami is the indigenous people of scandinavia, they live in northern sweden, norway and finnland, järvi and sjö is the same thing aka lake.

[@epremier20050]

In Pokemon Sun and Moon, when you take a photo in the game, one of the comment the game can give to it is "7.8 / 10 Too much water," a shady reference to IGN's review for the previous game, Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire (the remake of Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire).

[@thompse412]

I mean, funny reference, but does anybody really give IGN any acknowledgement? They're a crap site in every department

[@snikerz5886]

@@thompse412 now? Not really but back in the day those review sites were pretty big deals. KZbin kinda killed them tho.

[@thompse412]

@@snikerz5886 I know they were, I'm saying that ign in particular was always garbage. And to add insult to injury, the game guides on the site are all stolen from elsewhere.

[@NoahDaArk]

thompse412 I mean I think they’ve made a comeback lately

[@GODOFAWSOMENESS1]

When I first saw that I was confused until a year later i saw a KZbin video that mentions the meme and why it exists.

[@JessyDupre]

To be fair, the Guildmaster in Fable was bald, so he had a bit more forehead to work with than some other folks.

[@thecreator625]

Not really. Forehead is a specific section of the head. What you're suggesting is that he used the *scalp.* Which likely is what happened anyway, but that in itself is an error.

[@ClockworkBlade]

Your health is low, do you have any potions or food?

[@mattwilson4089]

@@ClockworkBlade Try to get your combat multiplier even higher.

[@reallyman7131]

There was actually a store in fable 2 called your health is low

[@sytritewarum5720]

@@thecreator625 In all honesty, as long as you take your time with it, I'd say that the only part of "Your health is low" that doesn't have a neat spot to fit on a forehead would be the "Your"...

[@skullsquad900]

Every time someone says, "Health is getting Low" I always have to finish with,"Do you have any Potions, Or Food?" & nobody else gets it lol

[@user-sp2jg9rx8r]

I'm going to start saying that now. XD

[@HelenKellerDenier]

Who in your life says word for word to you "your health is low"? In what context lol

[@blindedjourneyman]

@@HelenKellerDenier game nerds. Ive even joked about it for my uncle to reply the 2nd line.

[@FROST_HUGGER]

Minecraft Veterans playing hardcore:

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

"Your health is low. Do you have any potions? Or food?" "Your health is low. Do you have any potions? Or food?" "Your health is low. Do you have any potions? Or food?" "You will go to the Dagobah system. There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who instructed me."

[@thudlite4319]

CthulhuFhtagn Glad I’m not the only one to recognize that voice.

[@ItalyHastaLaPasta]

Hero, your will energy is low! Watch that...

[@leafwhite6376]

@@ItalyHastaLaPasta You think I just spent all my mana electrocuting this bandit because I wanted to put on a light show for his friends!?!?

[@athena8794]

Whenever he chimed in, my immediate response was "Thank you, ~Mom~"

[@MrDalisclock]

The enemy is approaching! The enemy is approaching!

[@samthompson1804]

Everything Conrad Verner says in ME3: 'Sometimes I talk to people and ask them all the questions I can think of, but then I forgot what they said so I ask them again.' 'Guns have ammo now instead of cooling down? That seems like a step backwards...'

[@shotgunshells2]

"Sometimes I poke through containers, y'know, for extra credits."

[@binsoku6]

Garrus: "Am I the only one who misses our chats on the elevators? Why don't you tell us about the Flotilla?" Tali: "This conversation is over." Garrus: "So, about your immune system..." Tali: "I have a shotgun."

[@Cristianpaolucci]

In the Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC when defending the bypassing program required to open the hatch on the Shadow Broker's base, Shepard asks Liara how long the program will take, with Liara responding that she doesn't know. Shepard continues, "Remember the old days when you could just slap omni-gel on everything?" to which Liara responds, "That security upgrade made a lot of people unhappy," explaining omni-gel's absence in Mass Effect 2.

[@theamazingmaymay123]

He has my favorite tbh

[@HC_Constance]

I also like the jab at Shepard always saying "I should go" in the ME3 Citadel DLC referencing the fact that they used the same recording over and over in the original game.

[@unfoldingspace8]

I will say, in regards to the Fable one, that in “The Lost Chapters” you actually have the option to murder the guild master to progress the story.

[@joeschmo3844]

And during that fight you can hear Jack’s voice taunting him with that same line.

[@obsidianthurisaz5106]

@@joeschmo3844 try to get your combat multiplier *even lower*

[@agsilverradio2225]

Well you technicly have to sacrifice 3 people to progress. The champion of the Areina: either Wisper's brother Thunder, (the evil option) and an unknown soul of a guy who died in the arena, (which is somehow more moral?) Honestly it's not more moral. It's just less personal. The oldest soul: Guildmaster Weaver, who was unwilling, or the revinent Nastro, who was semi-willing, but wants you to prove yourself first. And a femail hero, for whom you only had one choice, The hero of Albion's mother, but at least she was completely willing.

[@bobbymarr1297]

Ya something tells me she didn't play Lost Chapters.

[@joeschmo3844]

Actually you have a choice for the third, the other option being Briar Rose.

[@josiemcmillan5012]

Fun Fact: There’s actually a Texas urban legend about a “donkey lady” who died in a fire after an unfortunate incident with a spoiled rich kid and a donkey. The story goes that she’s come back as some sort of grotesque half-donkey, half-lady ghost thing.

[@DrDetroit411]

There's a pretty old highway in Wisconsin that also has a donkey lady. She was a hitchhiker who was supposedly picked up then murdered. Now she wanders the highway at night, hitchhiking and attacks anyone willing to pick her up.

[@txherezy]

Never heard of Donkey lady... I know Goat-Man though :)

[@DrDetroit411]

@@txherezy I've had a serious interest in all the crazy supernatural things that go on in Wisconsin since I was a kid. I grew up in the middle of the woods in central-ish Wisconsin. Near devil's lake state park.

[@txherezy]

@@DrDetroit411 you got me alittle curious about my goat man. As it turns out there's two goat man stories near me. "The Lake Worth Monster" goat-man, and the Old Alton Bridge Goatman. I hadn't even heard of that one.

[@DrDetroit411]

@@txherezy I highly suggest looking up lore on things that go bump in the night! I love finding out new, weird things about these "monsters". One of my favorite fascinations is how to kill them and why doing those certain things works compared to just pumping em full of bullets!

[@desmofan1864]

Bioshock Infinite has a pretty good one but it's easy to miss. When you enter the arcade, if you follow Elizabeth to the right, she comments on the new Dimwit and Duke cabinet, saying "I heard they got delayed three times." poking at Irrational's delays before release.

[@weneedaladder8384]

I dunno. I hear "Delay" and "Duke" and it sounds to me like a reference to Duke Nukem Forever, which took like eleven years to release.

[@84jesterx]

When meeting up with your fellow Witchers in The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, there was that one time Lambert totally roasted Geralt for the "killing monsters" line used in the game's marketing.

[@coyoteartist]

My mother accidentally said witcher the other night while were reading instead of a similar word and said that's not even a word. I felt obligated to explain.

[@Chadonraz]

Don't forget the HoS cutscene where Geralt curses at candles that get in his way. They always do get in the way during gameplay. :D

[@suchiman123]

*spoilers ahead* In the Blood and Wine extension where Roach talks and Geralt questions why "Still kinda strange - how you cross the ocean when I call sometimes, but then get hung up on the tiniest fence. What's that about?" That should have definitively made this list!

[@GR3YD0G]

Basically everything in this thread.

[@josephcuncarr9246]

@@suchiman123 Also Roaches card art in the Gwent standalone them standing on the roof of a house in front of a very confused Gerald

[@ThatCerberusGuy]

If you bring Garrus and Tali on the final part of the Citadel DLC in Mass Effect 3, where you're trying to retake the Normandy, they make fun of how long the elevator rides in Mass Effect 1 were.

[@jasperzanovich2504]

In Mass Effect 2 in Mirandas loyalty mission she tech-slaps the elevator to make it go faster.

[@liboud22]

Garrus will make the comment about elevator ride if you bring any ME1 companion with him, like Kaidan, Ashley or Wrex, not just Tali.

[@lfskyden]

@@liboud22 Yes, but do you remember any of them telling Garrus to quiet down, and that they got a Shotgun?

[@liboud22]

@@lfskyden They all have their own unique dialogues.

[@myself2noone]

@@lfskyden with Wrex I figured that was implied.

[@IanOPadrick]

Pathalogic has a super secret hard ending where you can talk to the game developers, and ask questions about aspects of the game, and they openly admit they rushed the third character's story and that the speech system is not the best

[@lonewanderer4917]

Where is M'aiq the liar of elder scrolls fame, who's entire dialog is just making jokes about previous games!?

[@NeilPathos]

I was surprised to not see him on this list.

[@claratalbot7613]

I would have thought he would have a least a mention xd

[@maclennanld]

He needs to be in the veiwers choice

[@MorganChaos]

now now, that's not fair, he makes fun of a LOT of shit

[@lonewanderer4917]

@@maclennanld Definitely!

[@jakestoneking5555]

Two things about the Fable bit: 1) Let's be real, Weaver had a five-maybe even a six-head, so there'd be _plenty_ of room to carve the message. 2) Sure, they may have retroactively made the hero of Albion evil, but it was an absolutely necessary evil nevertheless. In fact, Jack's truest evil wasn't attempting to condemn the world to darkness, but instead condemning it to listening to Weaver via a one way medieval walkie talkie that you couldn't mute. Hero of Albion indeed! Besides, if he didn't want to die, perhaps he should've had some _potions_ or _food_ on hand for when his health got low.

[@thinrichard670]

Your health is low. Do you have any potions or food?

[@pikapalio0661]

It's funny how no one knows that you can actually turn that voice of in the options menu

[@jakestoneking5555]

@@pikapalio0661 You may be able to turn it off now, but the memory of it remains...and no amount of potions or food will stop it from ringing out like the haunting telltale heart meter that it is.

[@thinrichard670]

@@pikapalio0661 I never knew that.😶

[@pikapalio0661]

@@jakestoneking5555 lol yeah it took me about four playthroughs till I finally broke down and went option hunting

[@sick0832]

I feel a strong urge to purchase a Samsonite Spectrolite 2.0. If only there was an affiliate link in the video description. (I got your back, Jane.)

[@Cristianpaolucci]

What about the omni-gel in Mass Effect. In the Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC when defending the bypassing program required to open the hatch on the Shadow Broker's base, Shepard asks Liara how long the program will take, with Liara responding that she doesn't know. Shepard continues, "Remember the old days when you could just slap omni-gel on everything?" to which Liara responds, "That security upgrade made a lot of people unhappy," explaining omni-gel's absence in Mass Effect 2.

[@michelhammack5889]

Or how in Mass effect 3 when they talk about thermal clips replacing heat sinks

[@ladylunaginaofgames40]

World of Warcraft Blood Plague: After the devastating week of players fighting an in-game plague caused by a glitch, the developers decided to make this glaring event *canon* and even promoted it during the Wraith of the Lich King

[@thompse412]

Best part: it actually factored in to CDC research on communicable diseases

[@SH19922x]

Shuddup, no one cares about that shit anymore, you guys have milked that story to the fuckin heavens and back

[@Torthrodhel]

@@SH19922x if you don't like people talking about a thing, don't go into the comments section of a video talking about the thing. Everybody has said everything in every comment section a hundred times over. You expect different? Why would it even bother you? You have the option to just not read it.

[@BunnyTheOverlord]

Jane Ross Nah he's got a point, even if he is a bit... aggressive with it, that story has been milked so hard I can go into my subs and pick out 5 channels not including this one that have probably covered it at one point

[@ladylunaginaofgames40]

@@BunnyTheOverlord not this channel, nor their sister channel (ironically)

[@Jedi_Spartan_38]

Halo 5: Guardians has a Grunt discussing loads of weird stuff about the franchise. It's on a cliff in the mission Alliance.

[@barrybend7189]

Halo 4 and the two guys near the forklift in the pelican mission. Halo 3 with the door password segment.

[@Jedi_Spartan_38]

@@barrybend7189 I don't think the password marine fits the title of the video, it's more a reference to Red vs Blue, specifically the running gag of red team always having stuff like "the password is password."

[@barrybend7189]

@@Jedi_Spartan_38 which made fun of early game bugs and roasted itself.

[@joshuahadams]

Barry Bend Those two guys in Halo 4 were Conan O’Brien & Andy Richter.

[@ironraccoon3536]

Do note that this is 343 Industries partially dissing Bungie's work.

[@nightsong81]

While it's a valid criticism to point out that there's no way a normal person could kill that many people without some sort of psychological fallout, I feel the need to point out that in Nathan Drake's case, all of those people were trying to kill him - which means he's hardly a murderer. At worst, he's a soldier of fortune, guilty of putting himself in harm's way, and thus partially responsible for the resulting violence. At best, he's a survivor who just had to kill in self defense... a lot.

[@fullmetalpleb]

Many soldiers have only killed in self defense and came back with massive amounts of trauma

[@sqeekeezthehamster1116]

As Elena said in the end of the first chapter of the series, "Nothing years of therapy can't fix.".

[@Tatwinus]

Going well out of your way to steal other countries national heritage and shooting natives is not exactly innocent.

[@fatmikecj]

@@Tatwinus As a Brit...*stares awkwardly at the floor*

[@JayHog1992]

Gordon Freeman is relatable in the same sense. He fought his way past aliens to survive and just tried to get out even by killing military forces. The freeman's mind is a good example of the thought process, although obviously unofficial. XD

[@Kinvarus1]

We asked for more Andy rants over the spoiler intro and he delivered. Yay Andy!

[@TheVortexmaster100]

Minor one here but Spider-Man 3 webswing tutorial “now the trick with swinging is that you need something to swing from, that’s right you just swing from empty space, you’re not that good yet”

[@RazorO2Productions]

TheVortexmaster100 I remember that!

[@ThePreciseClimber]

So what was that making fun of? The Windows version of Spider-man 2?

[@TheVortexmaster100]

ThePreciseClimber Spider-Man (2000), Enter Electro, Spider-Man 1 and I guess the PC/PSP versions of Spider-Man 2. All of which you could web swing from the sky

[@psychronia]

My first thought after seeing this title is the Mass Effect Trilogy, which had a habit of referencing their old mistakes in general. In short order, there's the Mako being canonically a rough ride, Shepard's silly dancing, Jack's "I will destroy you!", and like 80% of Conrad Verner's questline dialogue.

[@onyxrose4349]

"Come on Shepard, we all know you can't dance."

[@Landis963]

"I'm Garrus Vakarian, and this is my favorite spot on the Citadel!"

[@amyhoard1222]

And in 3 you can ask about what happened with the Hammerhead vehicle, from 2, which people seem to hate as much as the Mako for a different reason.

[@scorpiouskrimson]

What about Saints Row? The player character barely speaks in the first game and they poke fun at that in that game and every game since, making it a part of their character and everything.

[@JaelaOrdo]

How about in saints row 2 whenever a character asks “You look different, did you do something with your hair?” And then when you get to the bonus mission Julius goes to say it and the pc pulls a gun on him

[@kallasantysanty6092]

Like in intro missions in both SR3 and SR4 you cannot speak (and have no visible face too :P).

[@scorpiouskrimson]

@@kallasantysanty6092 I meant more like in SR2 where the player says 'Surprised?' And Aisha says 'What? That you're here? Or that you're talking?'. Or, in SR4, where in Ben King's mission, the player says 'I didn't even talk back then'. Or in SR1 itself, where Gat talks about his relationship with Aisha and when he gets no response he says 'You're a real help.'

[@scorpiouskrimson]

@@JaelaOrdo That's a good one, but I'm not sure that's them poking fun at themselves.

[@noble_hermit2133]

@@scorpiouskrimson or how about when you fight the default character in 4 and then player 2 when sealing some rift.

[@DaZebraffe]

Actually, Fable 2 had TWO references to the Guildmaster's constant refrain. In the town of Bloodstone, there's a potion shop called "Your Health is Low."

[@MagTheMercenary]

"Like a small flat Terminator full of legal documents." I never thought I needed to hear this sentence, but now I'm glad I did and I want more 😂😂😂 PS. Thank you Team Oxbox for presenting me with 'ludonarrative dissonance', I legit never knew there was a term for it. You learn something new everyday.

[@BetaJackMaxis]

It's been called Gameplay and Story Segregation over on TVTropes for a long time.

[@oddlycute7011]

Dragon Age inquisition! Krem and his constant standing on his Chair. And in Trespasser him owning up to why he did it.

[@DavidJoh]

Iron Bull from Dragon Age Inquisition complaining that his healer's poultices taste terrible to point out that Origins used "poultice" when it mean "potion". Poultices are *-applied topically.

[@mduckernz]

@@DavidJoh Oh shit I never noticed that connection. Noticed both in isolation but not together. Good point!

[@erraticonteuse]

Don't forget Iron Bull asking Varric where the bad guys come from in his novels because "the way you write it, it seems like they just come from out of nowhere and land on top of the hero," i.e. one of the biggest complaints about the hostiles in Dragon Age II which, of course, was a story narrated by Varric.

[@erraticonteuse]

I also just remembered that one of the DA2 DLCs has jokes about how "all dungeons look the same to me" and "I guess we *do* spend an awful lot of time in the city."

[@Rert]

was looking for this

[@tripbit52]

The Last Of Us DLC has Ellie go to an arcade that had "Jak X Combat Racing", and Ellie says how lame it sounded. I personally, loved Jak X tho.

[@SuperMagicUnderwear]

Jak X was an amazing racing game

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

It was a fantastic game. I played it to death, even if my copy was one I got second hand that was scratched in just the right place to prevent it from being able to save the game, while being perfectly playable otherwise. I even repurchased it digitally on PS4.

[@boxtank5288]

Good racing game, title sounds ri-goddamn-diculous.

[@wesleybradshaw2609]

You also get an achievement saying "We tried"

[@ThePreciseClimber]

That was kind of mean-spirited, to be honest. As if their walking simulator of a DLC was better than Combat Racing. It wasn't.

[@edisonlima4647]

That "in memorian" bit reminded me of a Jackie Chan movie in which, after they kill another random nameless goon in the middle of an action scene, the movie suddenly comes to a halt as it cuts to said nameless goon's family (a lovely wife and adorable precious kid) for a scene, living their lives, waiting for nameless goon to come back home "after work" as the phone rings with the bad news and the wife starts crying in denial while the kid asks where's daddy or something to that effect... right before cutting back Chan's hijinks in that same action scene. Soooo weird and out of left field!

[@MultiNonymous]

Which movie was that?

[@secretscarlet8249]

@@MultiNonymous :DD

[@blurberrycreative1996]

I wanna know too. I know Alpha Protocol tracks how many enemies you kill and the orphans you leave behind :(

[@nicholasvinen]

Sounds similar to the (deleted?) scene in Austin powers when he runs over the henchman with an extremely slow steamroller and then we see his friends and family waiting for him.

[@joeschmo3844]

I trust Jane’s analysis, she knows a thing or two about carving words into faces.

[@SeviathTheHumanDrago]

Weaver was bald though. That's allot of surface area to carve words.

[@JustYourAverageGirl2002]

Oh man, and I thought Professor Oak reminding me to not use my bike was bad.

[@thudlite4319]

JustYourAverageGirl If you actually follow his directions, you won’t hear it anymore. Trust me, I had that problem with Rowan.

[@abomasnow4]

Although that was answered in the Pokemon Origins anime. In said anime, Red reports to a hospital after learning that Blue got into a bike accident. How did Blue injure himself, you ask? He tried to ride a bike indoors and possibly collided with every bit of furniture in the house.

[@Artificer1911]

I never got the "health is low" in Fable, but I did get unending "Hero! Your Willpower is getting low."

[@darrenchen5963]

I’m just distracted by Jane’s shirt that just has the Chinese character for ‘cat’ all over.

[@duckies2012]

Wish I knew where she got it from. I totally want one. Lol. It's so cute.

[@ZoeKirkRobinsonUK]

@@duckies2012 AliExpress has it; it's called "Sweet Women's Cat Printing Blouse Cute Chinese Characters".

[@MarcusFrowerk]

No, I can't find it =._.=

[@abomasnow4]

Go to amazon and search for it there. Amazon should have the shirt you're looking for.

[@duckies2012]

@@ZoeKirkRobinsonUK awesome thank you so much.

[@patrickmccurry1563]

I wonder how long it took them to decide exactly how many Henchmen to show for the joke. That seems like a thin line; too few and the humor flounders, too many and it's, "Your health is low."

[@naokaderapider4210]

I just ate some food, how can my health be low :(

[@bookshop7337]

No mention of the Civ series? Nuclear Gandhi was started by a bug and wound up being a main feature of every game since.

[@boxtank5288]

Well thats because that became a FEATURE and not just a little easter egg.

[@Claudia-pm7wg]

Me beginning of the video; Wanna bet Conrad Verner (Mass Effect) is on this. Me at the end of the video; How is Conrad Verner not on this?!

[@amyhoard1222]

He should have been or the fact you can find his sister in Mass Effect Andromeda. Even she agrees that he is an idiot.

[@StayNPlayGames]

I absolutely adore this new era of Andy ranting behind the spoilers. I also miss the spoilers the first time and have to rewatch it, trying very hard not to focus on Andy’s banter.

[@ParchmentScroll]

Myst 3: Exiles has a throwaway line at the beginning mocking the series' penchant for bizarre puzzles in place of actual security measures, where Atrus's wife Catherine tells you that they're ready to go visit the D'ni, unless Atrus has decided to reset the locks, in which case they'll be a few hours.

[@elisabethheiman2104]

I honestly feel really bad for Allan. He made one mistake and gets relentlessly teased for it, even after he left. Even though I do feel sorry for him though, I still want this one coffee mug I saw online that said "Allan, please add coffee".

[@whitewolf152]

*...”ITS EVERYONES FAULT BUT MINE”* Me when failing in school and can’t make up my grades

[@ryanwalden4246]

I love how you guys don’t just say the list, you guys actually make it funny and act like a family

[@Kewryn]

Mass Effect 3 could probably fill up such a list alone, particularly with the inclusion of Citadel DLC where Sheppard being a poor dancer is joked about by Normandy's crew during the party... how Sheppard's clone says "I should go" and the commander is fixiated on that... Conrad Verner's character from that installment of the game... Tali and Garrus making fun of ME1's long elevator rides (this applies to both ME2 and ME3 actually)... there's quite a bunch. In ME2's DLC "Lair of the Shadow Broker" Liara actually points out how it is stupid for enemies to attack in waves rather than charging the player's party all at once or how a Mako is a TERRIBLE vehicle ^^' Wow; Mass Effect really doesn't take itself too seriously :)

[@LobsterPuncher]

Jane: Brief cases are boring, boring, BORING. President Samsonite: Someone get this lady a lucrative sponsorship stat!

[@Kevbo2040]

I feel like the "Ludonarrative Dissonance" one doesn't quite hold water, since every single person that Drake or Lara or your hero/heroine of choice kills, is ALSO trying to kill them back, usually in some gruesome or terrifically violent way. How many times do you run into generic goons in those games and they actually throw their gun away and beg for their life? Or how many times do they decide to ditch their crazed, greedy, evil boss and try to find a less deadly and murderous line of work?

[@weneedaladder8384]

In the second game Nate throws an honest, hard working security guard off a building (a museum, I think) several stories high and into water. There is no way Nate could've known that dude knew how to swim.

[@karen-ii2ge]

I really liked the Dragon Age health poultice easter egg from Origins/Inquisition. In the first game you use health "poultices" to restore your health, but you drink them as if they're potions In Inquisition, Bull mentions that their party healer, "Stitches", makes great health potions that taste terrible. He replies "That's because it's a poultice, ser. You're not supposed to drink it." Hearing Iron Bull's sweet sweet voice call attention to it made it so much more wonderful.

[@drdeathpranks2762]

Fable was one of my favourite games as a child, but carving your health is low in the guild masters head makes me appreciate it so much more 😂😂😂

[@jamwilson98]

Jane always has an interesting shirt

[@Ninacska93]

I love her shirt

[@devinbryant1704]

She’s been young for a long time

[@PsionicMonk]

Well, my name isn't James but I appreciate the thought, Randy.

[@darkhorse989]

Don't forget about Ike and Joan. Both of them work hard as well.

[@jamesflowers1295]

I feel so attacked

[@PsionicMonk]

@@darkhorse989 Yes, and Lukka and Helen too on InsideXtra

[@darkhorse989]

@@PsionicMonk How could I forget them!!! I love their playthrough of the "Saga of Link; Mindbender" with Director Jack.

[@PsionicMonk]

@@darkhorse989 True, all are fantastic ChewNewbers.

[@DevilboyScooby]

"Wouldst thou be seeking venture and fortune, mayhap?" "Did...somebody hit you?" 😂 😂 😂

[@alexxander966]

9:15 not gonna lie, it sounded like he was speaking mandarin right at this moment. He legitimately got a Chinese/Taiwanese accent in this moment

[@Jedi_Spartan_38]

3:21 Yeah, I keep on running into a similar glitch at the end of Red Dead Redemption 2 (pre epilogue)

[@Mage-7734]

Game breaking bug

[@MattiMagnum]

Come on bro, write spoiler at the top of the comment instead at the end when people have already read it. I was looking forward to play RD2 when I'd have the time without having this shit spoiled for me since Im a huge fan of the first one.

[@Jedi_Spartan_38]

@@MattiMagnum RDR2 has been out since November *2018*

[@coffeepoweredkatie6290]

Hm, that homing briefcase sounds suspiciously like my dog when people have food, I wonder...

[@kstormgeistgem461]

you... throw your dog at people in an attempt to try killing them?!?

[@layzboi8908]

That opening to the Homing breifcase scene right before Jane started talking had me rolling😂

[@mik4k6]

13:30 - That reminds me of my grandmother's old Nissan Maxima: "The door is ajar. The door is ajar. The door is ajar."

[@delugesofgrandeur]

HoW cAn a DoOr Be A jAr?!

[@gothmissstress]

"Allan, please add more details" easter egg is really hilarious! I saw that note in Sapienza level but I didn't understand what does it mean. It's even funnier to learn the meaning behind this not now, months after I finished Hitman 2. Should I go download it from Steam again?🤔

[@DerekBarns]

What about Silent Hill 3 where Heather actually refuses to reach into a toilet?

[@TheReZisTLust]

Totally roasting themselves with that.

[@Torthrodhel]

Heh. That's a good one.

[@kaizoaudio1798]

“Beware spoilers for the following Gabes.” My phone’s CONSTANT autocorrect. I’ve never met ANYONE named Gabe!

[@Anastas1786]

Hmmmm... Do you often find yourself having long text conversations about the lovely Tunisian governorate of Gabès? Or its capital of the same name?

[@jokingllama6083]

I would love to see the the entire OXBox team trying to do the Max Payne face!

[@PatrickLongblkwhtrbbt]

Im be mad if Maiq the Liar isn't present He's not in the video :( Maiq the Liar's every word is a joke about the choices made in the development of Skyrim. Like, he'll tell you not to worry about where the snow falls, because snow clips through roofs. He'll mention having an ancestor also called Maiq the Liar to explain why he looks different in all the Elder Scrolls games. He talks about how people in Skyrim are better looking, etc.

[@SevCaswell]

Not just Skyrim, Maiq or his ancestors have been around since chapter 3 Morrowind.

[@theamazingmaymay123]

Commenter edition!

[@wmdkitty]

And he's all over the place in ESO.

[@benlee8225]

the morrowind 3 lie find this person to unlock multiplayer XD said person does not exist

[@maxvel0city906]

Anyone else find Andy and Mike's arguments very CAPTIVATING AND RIVITING!

[@JanAside]

And EROTIC

[@thompse412]

No, but sometimes I find them RIVETING

[@recurvess9569]

6:30 The guy yelling for help just sounds like a dad whose kids haven't come out to help with the groceries.

[@TeslaMaster2]

I love Zero Punctuation's description of Max Payne facial expression: "He looks like he's trying to pass a kidney stone with dignity".

[@magunbfp9030]

Carving “ Your health is low” into someone’s forehead is really an impressive feat... whether the hero has gone to the dark side or not you really have to admire his skill with a blade, and how far he’s come since the beginning of the game

[@Chloe_Zana]

"Hey nonny nonsense" was an excellent turn of phrase.

[@alexdoorn234]

The Roach Gwent card immediately comes to mind while watching this. Or Roach's dialogue in Heart of Stone.

[@jasperzanovich2504]

It was in Blood and Wine, they also made a video about how they "intentionally" made her buggy or she would be too good.

[@alexdoorn234]

@@jasperzanovich2504 ah I knew the dialogue I just forgot from which DLC it came from.

[@jonbaxter2254]

"The comma was implied!" Ah yes, I get into trouble for using that excuse all the time...

[@thompse412]

Stop clubbing baby seals

[@gruggerduggerhoose]

IO interactive. The absolute memelords of the game dev world.

[@thebluebaron855]

God bless Outside Xbox, i really enjoy the videos, yeah it's random but seeing how well written all the skits are and how they are performed are top notch.. fair bloody play you saucy sods.

[@105582]

When you were in the arena finding the soul of a champion jack of blades would say: "Your health is low.. good"

[@JohnnyRose775]

"There is an important quest card waiting for you at the bottom of a slime pit!"

[@galogiha]

best use of the homing briefcase? the guys on jet skies in the maldives. everyone should try it at least once (yeah, like you're gonna stop at that, pff)

[@LuxDragon]

One more thing about Max Payne. In Max Payne 2, the Noir guy (a TV series following events of the first game) has a line where he says, "I was speaking metaphors. I had a permanent grimace on my face."

[@LynnHarrod]

Andy doing the Max Payne face made me laugh out loud 😂

[@Youcanbuildmodels]

I as a James, can verify that he was indeed warning myself and the other James' of spoilers individually.

[@elementalsgami1]

Let's not forget Square Enix. The game calls Squall the best looking guy at the party despite the low-poly face. Square tweeted a picture from the remake showing the same scene and zooming in to Squall's now remade face.

[@PegasusBrill]

As I played a Wizard in Fable, I was much more prone to hearing "Hero, your will energy is low; watch that"

[@precious_muse]

I’m not sure if it counts, but I thought of Kindergarten 2. In the first game, a character named Nuggets digs a hole so deep that characters die falling into it, and the way he gets into it safely is by dumping a pile of chicken nuggets and landing on them. MatPat did an episode of Game Theory that basically concludes that Nugget’s pile of nuggets needs to be several stories tall in order to break a fall at that height. The sequel had the same mechanic, but if you investigate the pile, a description pops up that says, “A pile of nuggets. Some people have theorized that it should be bigger, but it looks fine.”

[@lordravenblade]

The Donkey Lady is tied to a mill. It’s a machine an actual donkey would walk in circles around to turn the millstone to grind grain or whatever.

[@DANNYonPC]

But the briefcase wasn't a bug It was working as intended, with unexpected consequences Every thrown item in the game is homing, but the briefcase was slower than the rest (Probably because it was filled with legal documents)

[@Zoso14892]

To be fair I think I could learn to live with myself for killing 1000 people who would otherwise kill me. Unlike my Arthur Morgan who has murdered his way through several states in an attempt to stop all the witnesses.

[@jackyiv]

And to be fair after the 7th intentional kill it makes no difference anymore...

[@johnsharplin]

11:50 This is espeically funny because Mike has a degree in the English language. Forsooth, not even a learn-ed man such as he could understand that dialogue.

[@MetabolicSpore0]

9:35 Damn... I couldn't resist doing it too, now my sister is laughing at me. 😔

[@enigma6845]

The classic Max Payne face also appears as a classic skin in Max Payne 3, where you can use it in the various single player modes (except, unfortunately, for the campaign, which is depressingly sad) and multiplayer modes, so, yes, you could have a full lobby of people with Max's weird looking face running about in slow-motion and diving everywhere

[@anarchyantz1564]

That's a lot of words to fit on a forehead. Say's the voice of experience Jane while casually wiping blood from her knife.

[@shotgunshells2]

It's only four words. A sharp knife and steady hand could get it done.

[@azuredragoon2054]

I wish I knew of a game that roasted itself for commenter edition.

[@ts25679]

I've got one; Duke Nuke'em Forever. I assume the whole thing was the studio poking fun at how awful Duke is...

[@azuredragoon2054]

@@ts25679 Or perhaps a random scribble suddenly getting cheers from the soldiers like "Great plan, Duke!" even though it makes zero sense?

[@Gigawolf1]

I like how they made the clearly deliberate choice to put Hitman 2: Silent Assassin in the spoiler reel, while the video references Hitman 2: Still No Subtitle

[@immortalsofar5314]

"Your health is low, do you have any potions or food?" No, Elf shot the food back in the 1980s. I did like the Kim Possible dig that all henchmen were actually agency personnel hired from Jack Hench.

[@gregbuchold9710]

Max Payne 2 also had an in-game television show, "Dick Justice", in which the main character is a send-up of everything silly or campy about Max Payne 1. Along with other jokes, it includes the line "I had a permanent, constipated grimace on my face."

[@janna-renee]

I think it's in Max Payne 2 where Max is going mostly door-to-door in an apartment building, tracking down a lead, before bullets fill the air. An old lady answers the door and asks, "Would you like some prune juice, sonny? You look a bit pinched." Fucking L-O-L 🤣

[@bryceheiner5152]

Hey guys! I love your channel so much, keep up the great work and thank you!

[@Oddballkane]

I like monkey island the joke of Stan. His jacket is a recurring visual gag seen throughout the series. Whenever Stan flails his arms around hysterically the check-pattern on his jacket remains stationary. This was originally because of technical restrictions but has since become a standard part of his appearance.

[@monody]

Fun Fact; The guild master in the first Fable didn't say "Your health is low..." all that often if you didn't constantly get hit.

[@mfrazier3876]

Mike’s management sounds a lot like my self-care... I can’t tell if that’s a good thing or not but there’s a nap I really must be taking right about now so I’ll think on it later.

[@kcollier2192]

4:43 Jane has obviously never had a stranger try to sell her various weapons of destruction in exchange for pestas, spinals and the odd Salazar family Royal Crown.. .

[@Atma_Weapon]

on that note, ive got somethin that might interest ya.

[@Poport3146]

Witcher 3 has a mission where Geralt talks to Roach and says he finds it strange that can suddenly appear from across oceans when called but still gets caught up on bushes and low fences when he’s riding him.

[@dickzabreesky7435]

I always loved that in KOTOR 2 not only do you get HK-47 as a companion again, but also that he specifically talks smack about the previous companions. It feels like Obsidian using their more edgy darker tone to make fun of how cliche the first one was.