70 Year Old Canned Food Taste Test

Today, we're eating food that is way too old. GMM # 2502
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[@AShrimpThatGames]

I'm honestly amazed that they've made 2,500 episodes without getting botulism

[@cheffrin3751]

Welp, now you jinxed it. 😂

[@MHep-qy9yv]

I was going to write the exact same sentence

[@wendychiles4057]

😂😂😂

[@mrs.h2170]

Seriously though. And they've never gotten food poisoning either. They must have insane immune systems.

[@peggarick2756]

Lol! Oh, they've mentioned on EarBiscuits they weren't all that well a few times. Especially with the reaper pepper challenge!

[@dustybuffalo9973]

2018 Stevie: “no, don’t eat that, it might be dangerous!” 2023 Stevie: “what’s that ring situation? Put your tongue on it!”

[@hopegold883]

I noticed that. These ones are so painful.

[@briani4959]

"Tongue that hole"

[@nom-nomnami1743]

You live through a global pandemic and your outlook on life shifts a little 😂

[@DaveDuncanMusic]

She's all about tongueing rings.

[@sebright161]

The duality of man

[@daryatrafimava]

"I wanna see you dry-heave" might just be the perfect description of their friendship

[@TacTar]

Link not knowing fig newton's had figs is such a Link thing

[@sheilarodriguez5126]

I really think he meant that. At first I was giving him the benefit of the doubt. But he did not know. Like you said, he’s such a Link. Lol 🤣😂

[@246kisses]

And I love that Rhett’s so used to it that he just rolls with it

[@craymond00]

I'm curious if he was being serious or not. In "The Breakup Song" he has a line that says something like "And unless it's in a Newton, I don't want a fig" Completely possible he forgot though lol very much like him to do so

[@HelloSydney97]

I honestly think he says these things to create comment algorithms like this. They know exactly what they’re doing.

[@nomercymayhem]

"Rhett's tongue is spoiled, so we need a new tongue." That's a brand new sentence if I ever heard one.

[@Cripplified]

Stevie really didn't need to say "tongue that ring" but here we are

[@sheilarodriguez5126]

@@Cripplified Hahahaha!! 😂😂

[@marymoran1015]

It’s giving Buddy System season 2 vibes😂

[@spiffyxo347]

There's so many in this episode. "I feel like you could tongue that.", "You blew that Wolf chili!!", etc

[@RatClowns]

Nono! She said "soiled" 😆

[@SamuTheFrog]

Rhett running away after opening everything immediately is hilarious xD

[@Feritcan]

14:35 Jason Segel was a perfect suprise to see but the fact that he was not the main topic of a special episode is a suprise by it self 😂

[@rugxulo]

Seagulls are birds too, I guess?

[@sylicaa4348]

Hearing Link say "good boy" as a completely intact, flaccid can of chili plops into the bowl was a wild ride 🥴

[@ross9944]

Your descriptions made reading this comment a wild ride 😂

[@Fluff_Noodles]

12:36 I read this comment but I wasn't ready for HOW he said it 😳

[@brqxton8974]

Shoutout to GMM for being the sole customer for every single vintage unopened food product

[@slashbat2375]

There's another guy that also posts videos of opening old cans. So it's GMM and that one random guy lmao

[@blink287me]

LA Beast does it too

[@brucebonner3491]

Hundreds of channels do this

[@Darknesssleeps]

There’s actually a mass amount of people who do this and collect/test taste vintage foods

[@nat3007]

Have you not watched Ashens?

[@MomoQueen97]

The flash of naked Link in an egg will forever live in my nightmares 😂

[@TheWineColoredAir]

What?? Did I miss something??

[@MomoQueen97]

@@TheWineColoredAir lol you definitely did , it's when they started talking about the new Rhett and Link ep

[@lauriec3105]

I think you meant "in my dreams," right??

[@rhondahensley9522]

That catch by link was underrated

[@mauitherapper1653]

I was just about to ask why more people aren't talking about it

[@hanners4895]

He’s never had more coordination ever.

[@Galiant2010]

It felt like a Spider-Man moment when Peter is learning about his powers lol.

[@KPid10t]

lmao he was feeling himself too with that grin

[@hanners4895]

Here’s the timestamp 1:51

[@Renalais15]

I love how Stevie said “tongue that ring” and no one reacted 😂

[@brucebonner3491]

Because it wasn't funny in any way

[@JesterGambit]

Lol, that was great!

[@SeaLlamas]

@@brucebonner3491 you must be fun at parties

[@avevee9708]

@@brucebonner3491no one’s ever tongued your ring, huh? 😆

[@alisawoods9093]

I came here to say that.

[@Prettykittychimi]

Oh my goodness I’m so excited for Saturday as a crazy chicken lady. I’ll be sure to play the episode for my firstborn chickens, Lorhetta and Linkita.

[@shannonw3607]

I have the hardest time watching these episodes as someone who works in food safety😂

[@shannonw3607]

Also, never eat from a can that is rusty or puffed. Seriously.

[@man_imbored171]

​@@shannonw3607why not rusty?

[@floor.mp3]

@@man_imbored171 i think that means that the metal chemicals and stuff are going into the food and thats probably not that healthy

[@shannonw3607]

@man_imbored171 rust damages the interior surface of the can, giving more cracks and crevices for bacteria to grow. It also means the can integrity may be compromised, which means more chances for bacteria. It's a risk factor thing.

[@galba2715]

Also some metals used on can contains lead so😊

[@Fanney47]

"Rhett's tongue is soiled. So we need a fresh tongue." 🤣🤣

[@SurgStriker]

wow, hard to believe that wolf brand chili was 79 cents in the 70s, considering not even 10 years ago you could still get it for $1 at walmart (with beans. Without beans was $1.25).

[@NopeNope-gnos]

Makes me question how they're able to raise the price at what would be a major loss compared to inflation. Was it way overpriced before, or have the ingredients become ethically more dubious?

[@ItsLadyJadey]

And now a can is about 2.49. My kroger has them on sale for 1.99 right now lol

[@SuperTed.]

​@@NopeNope-gnostake a wild guess.

[@HighTideSoaps]

A can of Stag chili is $3.99 at my Walmart in Nova Scotia. :(

[@NEMesis1413]

I can remember buying Wolf chili 2/$1 in the 90's - with or without beans.. sometimes it would go on sale 3/$1.

[@jaredschuster3010]

Rhett: i dont find this that unpleasant Also rhett: do what you need to do to push my head down

[@funny_looking]

Jason Segel's mild disappointment when the chickens were called special guests was amazing. So glad the Rhett and Link channel is doing more stuff!

[@ThatDataLady]

Rhett at least twice in GMM history “that’s why there’s 2 of us, if one of us dies”

[@ellievranesevic]

GMM version of “grab the bull by the horns”: *Blow the wolf by the hole*

[@NexusAkayuki]

"Tongue that ring", "Good boy," "Blew the wolf (chilli)" .... Really throwing bones to the fanfic community today I see LMAO

[@ponduforus]

This episode reminded me of the chaos of the older episodes when they were nearly puking all the time and I'm here for it LOL. 😂😂😂

[@vanbudil]

This show makes me question my sanity, as I casually sit here eating my breakfast I look back on a time when seeing anything remotely disgusting I ran in fear. But now through the power of this show I sit and eat my Taco Bell breakfast without even a hint of gagging, I'm not sure whether to thank you or question my entire life but here we are. Good work guys.

[@cassidybrandl1762]

I also sat and watched this while eating my Taco Bell breakfast lol

[@brucebonner3491]

Taco bell breakfast....yall need to change your life

[@vanbudil]

@brucebonner3491 Trust me, I know better than anyone, my life's a mess. 😅

[@brucebonner3491]

@vanbudil my life is an absolute mess too, just like majority. And I'm actually a big fan of Taco Bell. Was hooked to Volcano Burritos back in about 2011. But I could just never get into their breakfast items

[@takeagalbythehand]

I could do with a Taco Bell breakfast rn!

[@XTeamxVoltikX]

I love how rhett kept the badges the whole episode. What a trooper!

[@JMM111]

"I wanna see you dry heave!" 😂 Oh Rhett 🤣

[@naturebytatum]

"if we sniff this now, 30 years from now, we can't be poisoned" Rhett logic is pristine

[@ilovemalechickens]

You guys need to get Steve1989MREinfo to do one of these old food episodes with you!

[@vanessamorais5602]

OMG yes!!!!

[@JG-yk6ny]

That would be awesome, but from my understanding Steve is pretty opposed to the limelight.

[@JustTheWarning]

Mm. Nice hiss.

[@teleiosdawyz4044]

Nice!

[@bwc1976]

Or New England Wildlife & More!

[@rachelleyerton367]

Link calling Rhett a good boy when he blew into the can gave me all sorts of feelings

[@brittanyr9471]

I was born in 1990 and hearing that called vintage *sigh*. Sometimes I genuinely forget I'm not 19 until I have those moments where I turn too fast and suddenly my neck hurts.

[@davidwilmot9895]

I was also born in 90 and have to constantly remind myself that 10 years ago was NOT 2003 😂

[@heatheraggus7501]

1980 here. Ouch

[@mhj4]

i was born in 2002 and i’ve seen kids call stuff from 2010 vintage so don’t worry we’re all old

[@NEMesis1413]

1985 here - I sneezed a few days ago and couldn't turn my head left at all for like 48 hours. 😩

[@heatheraggus7501]

@@NEMesis1413 I did something weird when I put my car in reverse and now it hurts to shoulder check 😭🤣

[@livlithic]

I used to be bummed when they didn't actually taste stuff in these episodes...but now I'm growing concerned by the stuff they ARE tasting! Be safe, boys, we need 2500 more episodes and can't do that if you acquire some strange bacterial illness 😅

[@brucebonner3491]

Clearly you are new to the channel and have no education on the subject

[@ryleigh0328]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@brucebonner3491lmaooo still looking for arguments?

[@sonjakight2348]

​@@brucebonner3491they're just saying be careful? not everyone has precise information on these things

[@livlithic]

🥰💖🤭🙃😂@@brucebonner3491

[@fenz1]

Steve MRE would eat it and try to find something positive to say

[@amorfatikhb]

i love just how speedy rhett gets away from anything spirting from the cans lol it's very comical

[@andrei393]

You should really invite Steve1989MREInfo on these types of episodes. He's an expert on opening old canned food!

[@deaththekidsgirl1030]

That's exactly what I was going to say lol.

[@giraffesinc.2193]

AGREED!

[@paulherman5822]

The term "fig" originally meant almost any dried fruit. "Figgy" pudding (UK Christmas pudding today) generally has raisin, not figs.

[@DumbArse]

And it's barely edible even today

[@brucebonner3491]

False

[@paulherman5822]

@@brucebonner3491 How so?

[@yyyukiiii]

@@paulherman5822 don't mind them, they just go around randomly saying that and being contrarian in the comment section for some reason

[@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick]

Same with “plum” pudding. Those tended to also be either raisins or currants.

[@viivii6767]

I wonder what all these expired canned foods look like under a microscope. 🤔

[@DavisOnTheDocket]

Of course they're doing "Why did the chicken cross the road?" 😂 That's so perfectly suited to the R&L channel

[@rudolphthejingledpeartree698]

Stevie sneaking in "toungue that ring" and no one acknowledging it made my year

[@PhaTs00p]

Just in time for my bi-weekly dry heaving session.

[@mirandall]

I get excited for any episode with potential for Boggs.

[@boofplayz8768]

Stevie “ tongue that ring” hahahaha

[@ItsKiraLyn]

12:19 I love Rhett’s genuine surprise and pride that Link knew about vacuums!

[@hudson8074]

The time has come for y'all to get a microbiologist as part of your mythical crew

[@ericcamacho8915]

“If we smell it now in 30 years we wont get sick” had me lmao 😂😂😂

[@markstanley6565]

I'm really looking forward to the new Rhett and Link channel video! Those are always so enjoyable.

[@EK-xz8ig]

Rhett was silly today

[@youthanasia8767]

I love the continuous call back to the Boggs smell from his chocolate bar. It still has a little bit of Wade Boggsish smell going on. Is Boggs still number 1 after everything you’ve tried so far?

[@DrummerGrrrl]

"It's got the Boggs!" 😂😂

[@emmamations]

"Tongue that ring" STEVIE 😂

[@anxiousbun5390]

Just when I needed to watch something to procrastinate sleeping. Thank you.

[@macklinillustration]

With respect and love. Go to sleep.

[@alisonjones9361]

So real

[@vanvleesenbloed09]

I just enjoyed this episode more than i should😂

[@shmulesgold990]

For some reason these are my favorite episodes to watch while I eat breakfast.

[@Skyscraper96]

I love that “how much moisture do you think that’s gonna have? 😊” is just a normal question on gmm lol

[@too-bright]

"Do whatever you gotta do to get me down" - Rhett 2023

[@allred_fx772]

These boys are so good, I just jummped back into watching their stuff and I have missed the wholesomeness they bring to the world. Thank you for making my morning mythical and bright! Happy Holidays everyone!

[@deniseheins2133]

We made Figgy Pudding for Christmas a few years ago. It's like a super dense, moist cake. It has flavors of fig, cinnamon, nutmeg. Sort of a fruit cake without all the fruit? We doused it with brandy, set it on fire and ate it with vanilla ice cream as I wasn't certain the kind of cream they used. It was fire and a great family memory 😄

[@avantgarde999xxx]

I would love to see MRE Steve show up with the Peanut Butter Boys to eat some vintage foods in cans. "Nice hiss" (iykyk)

[@erinshirley9010]

that was the first thought I had with the chili!!!

[@QwibzOSRS]

Link telling Rhett to blow, then saying “good boy..” was too funny

[@josephjohnson5139]

70 year old GOOD MYTHICAL MORNING!!!!

[@ashleyquam]

I’m shocked that they don’t get sick after these episodes 😂

[@analog_wav]

Their immune system is ultra powerful after all the weird things they consumed over the years

[@VoiceSnacks]

“I’m a genius”, says 46-year old man struggling with a can opener.

[@mrs.h2170]

The way Rhett ran from my mushroom can like it was a bomb. 🤣☠

[@canthony0626]

GMM - "Handling Botulism like champs since 2014"

[@corychristensen5917]

That fig pudding is probably the world's strongest penicillin

[@brucebonner3491]

You obviously aren't educated in the subject or clearly know how penicillin works

[@corychristensen5917]

@brucebonner3491 nope, but I spelled it right first try!

[@corychristensen5917]

@brucebonner3491 moldy bread right? All I know is I'm allergic to it. Haha

[@bregieirofernandes]

The way Rhett ran away in fear at 16:30 sent me

[@joshuashurtleff3876]

Stevie: “Tongue that ring” 😂❤

[@caitlin4598]

This is my favourite GMM series. Every time I am so impressed that Rhett and Link are still alive

[@patrickblakethesaint]

"GOOD BOY!"

[@TiaraDanae]

"I wanna see you dry heave." Same, Rhett. Link's gagging IS very hysterical.

[@throwsmachete4671]

Jason Segal joining on their quest to help a chicken cross a road feels perfectly appropriate, I love it.

[@erinislaughing86]

“I’m gonna sniff it without dry heaving, like a wolf would.”

[@bradasstv]

My god, I thought Jason Segal was tall, standing next to Rhett he looked normal, lol. In all seriousness, I sometimes forget how tall Rhett is when hes sitting behind the desk so much lol

[@reshsgurl]

"There is a little bit of fig newton, which I recently discovered, contains figs." 😂😂😂

[@Kahandran]

I don't know why, but I've never laughed at anything as hard as I laughed at 12:36

[@anirudh_balaji]

I'm glad I decided to watch this video while eating my lunch

[@thebigkapowski]

The number of items today that looked like raw sewage is impressive.

[@Crisverge]

"tongue that ring" is crazzzyy hahahaha

[@MostDefinitelyNotRosie]

2:27 why do the nuts look like Rhett and Link? 😂

[@aero7718]

i love waking up to new gmm episodes each morning

[@CrazyFroese]

it's hilarious to me that people are upset that they didn't get to see people poison themselves. "they didn't even taste it" "younger Rhett and Link would've tasted it" are y'all for real??

[@rebwithoutacause]

rhett being the one to gag and run away from the smells while link carries on is very Twilight Zone

[@BuckFlicks]

Stevie said “tongue that ring” and NOBODY in the studio laughed or even acknowledged the excellent wordplay.

[@goodmorningcrystal]

I can’t tell if Rhett is starting to look more like he is in an early 90’s biker film or moonlighting as a country music star in 1992.

[@RichBiggs]

Stevie's "tongue that ring" at 8:16 should of gotten more reaction. 🤣

[@brucebonner3491]

Except for it wasn't funny nor even good timing

[@babecat2000]

@@brucebonner3491 quiet

[@scarlo4901]

I've missed watching these guys. I feel so much nostalgia for them since I watched them lots with my dad when I was younger.

[@MsStormiLove]

I was born in 1990... that being "vintage" just sent me over the edge this morning... 😅

[@SepticEmpire]

All fine wine is vintage 🥂

[@brograb898]

11:14 “Nice hiss”

[@bluelake915]

with all the engineering knowledge they deployed in this episode, I need everyone to know again that not only do they hold engineering degrees they have engineering degrees from the best engineering school in the entire state of North Carolina lol

[@drbutter3605]

Dang they missed a good joke with “did it get darker” 😂😂😂

[@Fitjazpooh]

I swear each episode these two get funnier and funnier! Really makes my morning better after watching.

[@slimrosco]

Not surprised at all that just recently Link realized Fig Newtons contained Figs.

[@Tiax776]

If the can's a-bulging, don't go indulging.

[@foxy6481]

2:11 the way Link said slab was very Rocky Horror, "salaaaab" lol

[@rebekahbunal716]

So many tiktok-able moments in this episode 😂😂😂

[@MrLoew-bf2he]

There goes a perfectly good steak.

[@slimpete3903]

I'm laughing so hard right now!! Good boy😂😂😂😂

[@vortexathletic]

The baseball song literally says, “Buy me some peanuts and cracker jacks.”

[@preciousgibson2249]

😂 I’m 32 and fart jokes will still make me legit lol 11:18 the way he said it ☠️☠️

[@knoxapache]

I'm not a normal commenter...I may have left a couple before but I'm straight up MAD that Link didn't get audible props for that catch. Dude... Niiiice!

[@scottshaffer8686]

Oh Man, you two are to funny. It all started with the fig pudding.

[@boobieman5454]

At this point Rhett makes the “this is why there are 2 of us” joke in every single vintage taste test lmao

[@andyheinecke1280]

Links catch at the beginning was pretty good lol