70th Emmy Awards: Opening Monologue

[@Spunky786]

It feels like they were forced to hold back a lot on that monologue, I've seen them go way darker plenty of times on SNL.

[@workingonmyself]

Yup

[@gershonrozenberg5321]

@@workingonmyself Why is there only one reply on a 1.4K liked comment.

[@lancinekeita4823]

@@gershonrozenberg5321 this is a valid question I'm sure we'll never get the answer to

[@annapaytonparker9218]

It’s because snl is basically known for crude comedy anyone that tunes in is almost “looking” for it and this is an awards show that is relatively(!) clean and formal

[@mikeydoodle143]

I notice that too. 😂

[@jenniemeal]

this audience was DRY

[@clintw4224]

They always are during award shows

[@bfg3890]

Yes, dry as toast, dry as white toast.

[@inroom108]

I was cracking up, like come on audience!

[@em.5941]

They’re white they were probably trying to not act uncomfortable

[@blackmantis3130]

The jokes were

[@josephdoherty5403]

In all seriousness, was this "controversial"? I thought Che and Jost killed it. It was essentially a Weekend Update set.

[@AmericanPharaoh10]

It was tamer than a Weekend Update set. If it was weekend update they would've been calling people out by name

[@robertmoffit4898]

Exactly

[@healsyeah]

this was controversial? was it a slow news week?

[@laurahall5218]

Weekend update with cuter outfits.

[@rattrap316]

This was controversial? Wow... The punchlines were more like a flick of the fingers.... I bet both of them were thinking we could do better...

[@eleftheriak.8889]

"Blackish is also how I've been asked to behave tonight " 😂🤣 I died

[@cherryred2247]

Can't stop laughing when he said that 😂

[@needlesinmyeyes7272]

Yeah he meant behave like a troubled youth in section 8 with no dad

[@JTG313]

@@needlesinmyeyes7272 I see you have zero black friends

[@LeslieJayBoschPhoto]

then who typed this ?

[@eden3116]

Stephen Colbert used emmys as a platform to talk politics and everyone loves it, but Michael and Colin uses it to talk racism and suddenly everyone just wants the show to be about tv? Ok.

[@ttamcc.4674]

Ulana well when you see stupid crap being said about Jesus in a disrespectful way even I will turn against it

[@kevinwolf2725]

@@ttamcc.4674 no way Jesus didn't fuck that prostitute he was always chillin' with

[@miguelluna8829]

Both suck balls

[@JC-ch8lc]

TTAMC C. You think they were disrespecting Jesus in that joke? Are you stupid?

[@sovietmuffin501]

TTAMC C. Ah yes, even you says the man with an American flag as they’re banner. It’s not even you, it’s just people like you

[@abrahamrivera6298]

At least they’re self aware that nobody watches the Emmy’s or really any other award shows anymore

[@thehistoricalgamer1960]

I watch them

[@kingkered01]

@@thehistoricalgamer1960 well that just means you don't exist

[@thehistoricalgamer1960]

@@kingkered01 oh, man I really thought I exist

[@tenzero5274]

it literally wasn’t that bad people are too salty

[@gillbray2889]

"wasn't that bad?!" it was amazing.

[@rattrap316]

I would say it is bad. Badly written. The gentlemen have told better jokes than these. I like the Filipino nurse one... But the others could probably been better....

[@audreyhiller9445]

LOOK AT HOW TINY COLIN LOOKS The size difference isnt as apparent when they're behind the desk

[@chelseab115]

He's not that much shorter than Michael?? 1-2 inches maybe??

[@audreyhiller9445]

@@chelseab115 yeah but they look the same height/build on snl

[@Alphabunsquad]

Audrey Hiller and Collin just looks larger in general. He looks like a skinny guy here

[@laestrella9727]

2 inches?? Think they're both tall.

[@vertigoed.]

That Filipino nurse joke was so accurate😂

[@kpencil859]

Makes you wonder right? Im looking at you Gray's Anatomy!

[@domingoangelolopez1166]

and this was before the Wuhan Virus!

[@markmh835]

@@domingoangelolopez1166 -- No such thing. I'm guessing you mean COVID-19.

[@BoobooOreo]

😂 couldn't agree more!!

[@BoobooOreo]

@No middle Ground 🙃 To Marielle's comment

[@wenozurc2433]

6:15 Salute to Filipino nurse frontliners

[@gwapakaayobabe]

I agree! Salute as they are all over the world - the latest to thank them is Iceland.

[@dreamingofclare]

Could you explain what that meant?

[@vovozacodmobile3659]

@@dreamingofclare a significant No. Of nurses in the US main Cities and in UK are from The Philippines or Philippine Descend.....

[@noahacha459]

Michael Che is spot on with the Filipino Nurse hehe

[@domingoangelolopez1166]

@@dreamingofclare I'm an ER fan, and in all their seasons, NOT once did they have a Filipino nurse in the cast, not even an extra! The show is based in Chicago where Filipino nurses abound. Minus points for authenticity

[@avneet9614]

Why are there so many dislikes. I thought they were absolutely hilarious.

[@Emy53]

You have to be an SNL fan to understand their jokes.

[@howdier0362]

@@Emy53 huh? at what point do they reference SNL?

[@unusuario5173]

@@Emy53 what does that mean? A joke is a joke.

[@freedom584]

I love the duo! It's what you call smart comedy.

[@Jayzone702]

People will get offended by literally anything

[@edunbothered3328]

y'all are so soft this monologue was really damn good

[@jasonolson8543]

I thought I was watching a Saturday Night skit making fun of the Emmys. Turns out it was the Actual Emmys.

[@extraelephant3129]

Lol

[@clifftonanderson4984]

😂😂😂

[@LordIstar]

It’s good to put down the crack pipe every once in a while. Let the few neurons you have left a chance to rest a little.

[@oobrocks]

U prove "dying is easy but comedy is hard"

[@jasonolson8543]

@@LordIstar Sounds like you speaking from experience. I'll take your word for it. Good luck with your addiction.

[@mayanotmya_5818]

“It’s Roots for white women” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@alexarihani2902]

It’s Roots with a bonnet.

[@Extreemebean]

They both look like right before they went on someone said “hey don’t think about your hands”

[@repleeca]

oh yeah I noticed that too, maybe it's because they're used to doing the weekend update while sitting at a desk?

[@birdiespeaks8538]

You can hear Anthony Anderson’s laugh during “its what black people call history” 😂 I thought this monologue was great 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@charlesnorman1671]

I think they did an excellent job and I hope they do more award shows

[@dianapevtsov]

Totally. They write and tell jokes for a living. Let the skill set match the task.

[@jakeMontejo3272]

The Filipino nurse joke was hysterical. And soo true. Wtf Hollywood!

[@RapidObsessor]

shout out to all the white people in the comments that are suddenly realizing what jokes at your expense feel like and thinking that's the peak impact of racism.

[@sergeantbear]

@Catnip - I feel like in the right context, theres a difference between dark humor and racism. But thats just my views

[@sergeantbear]

@Catnip - plus, those jokes are pretty much reserved for Che to use anyways

[@jakewaddell2067]

as a white person, i think they are funny af

[@hollywoodshopaholic]

LOVE this comment!

[@irishgirl1915]

Racist

[@clixbrigidxterx]

Hooray to all hardworking Filipino nurses by the way.

[@under3089]

Why so many dislikes it wasn’t even unfunny?? Oh wait... I forgot racist white people existed for a second my bad

[@tejasvatisingh4603]

Wish I could like this comment more than once. I really enjoyed their opening monologue!!

[@domingoangelolopez1166]

At 6:18, they finally said what I've complained about E.R. decades ago - NO FILIPINO NURSES IN THAT SHOW, EVER! And I was a huge E.R. fan from the start, and I waited for that shot of authenticity. Now I'm a bigger fan oh Colin and Michael. You guys are awesome.

[@edrianbobbycalabio1]

Right! That is a slap to the producers. They’re so oblivious to realize that US healthcare heavily relies on Filipinx nurses.

[@Xtheearthchildx]

Diversity/trump. Literally that’s all Hollywood seems to find funny anymore

[@IloveJesus-cf9sm]

Amen sister, preach!

[@PresidentJamesDean]

They're sorest losers I've ever seen

[@BigBadJerryRogers]

Keep watching!

[@jrkularatne2900]

Yea

[@ezrafickov629]

@JCRivera98 you're a funny bitch. Tho it doesn't seem to be intentional. Which is all the more funny. Bitch.

[@slimandces3083]

It was hilarious. I'm a weekend update fan.

[@nikkos34]

Ok so they did a weekend update on a monday night....

[@INB4Gaming]

I mean, yea... They're Jost and Che. What did you expect? That's their whole gimmick rn. Of course, they're gonna do their stand-up like from the show. They're on NBC. Surprise, Surprise. :/

[@OMGWTFLOLSMH]

Except weekend update usually has a few laughs.

[@janetownley]

nikkos34 But that was hardly like Weekend Update at all.

[@janetownley]

OMGWTFLOL I They seemed pretty nervous. This was a big deal for them.

[@TheNefastor]

Which is exactly what I wanted to see. Can't get enough of those two.

[@defiantj975]

The emmys were this week? Oh well, who cares.

[@xmikex902x]

You mean you don’t care to watch a bunch of extremely wealthy celebrities patting themselves on the back while grandstanding? Whodathunkit.

[@janksamillion]

Rick and Morty is the only newsworthy part of this year imo

[@whatson389]

Yeah, it was extremely boring.

[@AnotherInternetBlip]

Enough to comment on it, apparently.

[@robertfarr9186]

Black guy walking in then right out of cheers would have been an interesting running gag on the show

[@nilogeronimo2338]

It comes as no surprise, The Philippines is the largest exporter of nurses in the world - out of the 11.8 million Overseas Filipino Workers (OFWs), more than 25% commit their lives to caring for others. Filipino nurses became popular because of the way they work.... They not only are good at work but also are passionate, charismatic and caring above all.

[@miscellaneousstuff8362]

monologue a long speech by one actor in a play or film, a conversation between two or more people is dialogue

[@Phantom-ts7pr]

Miscellaneous Stuff monologues is speech perf. by one person

[@chernobyldocumentaries5257]

Ruben Garcia it was ok’ no different from other Emmies

[@monkeypimp614]

I see you everywhere.

[@dreaded_joe8263]

But you see if they had only a white person up there giving the monologue, they would be called racist. So they had to balance it out

[@christianhuezo]

Lmao I didn’t even know the Emmys happened. Hollywood is so irrelevant

[@blt4life112]

Hollywood is so irrelevant that everyone can't stop talking about them today. 🍿

[@EatThaCookies]

Ikr

[@EatThaCookies]

@@blt4life112 who's talking about hollywood?

[@LaFabrizia1983]

This is why you are here and this video is #4 trending

[@Sonofdathomir1948]

Bri Brizia KZbin hand picks the trending videos😂😂😂😂you actually think people wanted to see this haha

[@Justin_Joy]

This does not deserve to be on trending.

[@Marco_Fabian37]

Then stop comment you idiot! Hahaha

[@motorhead4870]

Trending isn’t really trending, it’s just a handpicked list of libtard crap 💩

[@Marco_Fabian37]

Motörhead until it’s Cuntservicrap then it’s all of a sudden it’s “KZbin is finally trending what I like so I agree they’re credible again” get the fuck outta here!

[@Venombot21]

youtube never puts conservative stuff on trending, and even if they did i still wouldn't give a shit, youtube is still run by liberals that oppose freedom of speech

[@Marco_Fabian37]

Venombot The Amazing Degenerate Haha that’s not what y’all were saying when Fox News and Alex Jones were trending a few weeks back! And you can stop stereotyping people with “liberal” because it’s not an insult to like freedom. This is America not Iran. I bet that’s what you do with certain people and their race, make blanket statements and stereotypes about them but please! Keep telling us how y’all ain’t racist lol

[@user-ce5cd1kw1y]

when it cut from Che and Jost to Aidy Bryant it rly warmed my heart idk why

[@christianjohnsjohns8723]

Right? She was like a proud older sister it was so great.

[@MarieDipiero]

Chrissy Teigen desperately trying not to create another meme. Also this monologue was so funny. Should have received way more laughs. 😂😂😂

[@bangwi]

its true about the lack of filipinos in medical dramas. In major cities 50% of employees at a hospital are filipinos but shows rarely have a character. I looked up a cast of a medical show when it first aired and there was one filipina actor. When I check who she was playing it was a Korean doctor.

[@streetwisehercules9956]

So Hollywood must now always bring up race and sex, then proceed to show a skit that's sexist & racist towards white men but loses its mind if a comedy skit mocks anyone else. Getting old, no wonder the ratings are genuinely tanking

[@benblexbenblex]

Boo hoo white person

[@davidekakitie2646]

they talked about the fact that white nationalist were the only one defending rosanne (fact) nothing rasict about that. they talked about the fact that trump cant admit that nazi's aren't bad, they talked about how white make superfluous police calls on black people, they talked about how the hollywood has so many sexual assualts cases, and how a black guy would not enjoy being in a all white bar. Nothing rasicts here. Street Wise Hercules, the reason race and politics is involved in everything is because trump made that the new thing. he so comedic about things that are serious, so people think it would be a good idea to use that for comedy. Lisa Weaver, funny that your obviously a trumper who tries to ignore that the far right is very rasict.

[@kyrieirving2436]

Lisa Weaver See we need more people like you in the world. I don’t get why black people can get away bashing whites, but if it’s the other way around it’d be over the news for over a week. These shitty so called “jokes” they said were unnecessary, as this is a award show where we all appreciate each other’s talents and skill.

[@americanultranationalist8581]

benblexbenblex Boo hoo black people getting shot by cops

[@74kross]

david the victim mentality, dont blame your failed life on whitey soy boy.

[@berrydoodles]

I love how they showed Milo from this is us and then Alexis from handmaids tale. (Rory + Jess = forever ❤️)

[@Desbienvenido]

You know, this wasn’t bad at all. I did think it was bad when it first came out, but I think we all had high expectations for these two awesome comedians.

[@PabloEskobar_Official]

Truly the golden boys of comedy

[@needlesinmyeyes7272]

More like piss yellow clowns

[@chedrickg]

that was painful to watch.

[@jmg9171]

Chedrick Griffin, The Jesus/white republican joke was just offensive and unnecessary

[@barbarapaton4005]

I agree!!!!

[@CraftedKingdom]

REAL NEWS thank you. That joke wasn’t funny.

[@leecrumpler77]

REAL NEWS are you a Christian republican?

[@claire-st1yt]

this is so weird seeing them stand awkwardly with their hands ahahah i love them

[@jebby16]

I missed the Emmy's last night... I'm totally ok with that. 😁

[@arain764niara]

Huh i thought it was last week

[@jebby16]

arain764niara You're probably right.🤔

[@MagicalBacon]

Wait, what part was I supposed to laugh at?

[@rn6710]

It was awful

[@seia_souslapluie]

here's a message to you Nin kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKqmaaaImbFgiNE

[@dreepy6906]

+Entrusting I'vе spent *4 days, 4 hOurs 𝛂nd 37 m𝔦nutes* On KZbin s𝒊nc𝗲 24.4.2018! Ch𝗲ck y𝞸ur st𝖺ts: cawf.viewr.stream

[@SelfAwareEmo]

I feel like you're holding back.

[@trstnbtch]

Haha your question to this is much funnier 😃

[@T2a585]

who tf are these guys

[@VMohdude-]

SNL hosts

[@rn6710]

Unfunny men

[@SugarBunsHuns]

"Comedians"

[@KiwiHavok777]

hollywood puppets

[@ImprovSpeech]

+Tom l I'v𝗲 spent *3 d𝛂ys, 9 hоurs and 47 m1nut𝐞s* оn YOuTube s𝒊nc𝗲 28.6.2018! Ch𝗲ck your stаts: fkpo.viewr.stream

[@carlamaesalangsang7462]

15 seasons of ER without a Filipino 👩‍⚕️ nurse ...

[@saja2981]

Lol 😂

[@abdulbasit9435]

I loved this monologue. Jost and Che are amazing

[@mayanotmya_5818]

I know y’all saw Chrissy at 4:59 😂

[@marcellag.1981]

the Atlanta jokes were PERFECT and Brian Tyree Henry reactions were amazing

[@newsaxonyproductions7871]

Ikr!? The 15 miles one in particular, imo, was great

[@David-bc4hh]

KZbin trending should be called KZbin "selects"

[@don3465]

No! It's the algorithm! Derp

[@don3465]

@Ultimate musical what?

[@kingyeayea397]

David Alcaraz OR "TYRAANT TUBES FORCED PROGRAMMING"

[@RedTopProductions]

KZbin 'Staff Picks' I call it... you know, like the Staff Picks section at the video rental stores? (Sorry young millennials, video rental stores are a fun lost vestige you'll probably never experience)

[@acex222]

I mean, you clicked the video... There's a reason it's trending

[@nyhuynh2368]

....... how is it trending at #3??? It literally has less than a million views.

[@alsmyth5251]

Lol Chrissy Teigen ducking in her seat at 5:00 😂😂

[@melaton1n933]

Michael and Colin are so talented it pains me to watch this...

[@kanikagaral7637]

They were funny and can do more damage they held back a lot anyone seen their weekend update segment on snl knows this.

[@stevenkhosh4301]

Bet. There were twice as many dislikes but youtube removed them all. Also, this is only trending because of how political it is

[@tetrulz]

Lets me save u guys the time. *Some lame predictable jokes about diversity and high ratings of netflix.* Thats all. You're welcome.

[@m.h.1593]

tetrulz jam i know always about race and ratings

[@irishmanreviews4u]

Thank you

[@mohamadmousavi]

they need to bring ricky gervais back

[@mias7411]

Lmao

[@Jim.Jim.32]

Dear God, Why do I feel like punching Colin Jost in his smug face? This guy is off putting. Why

[@andrewl.9736]

Those diversity jokes were about as exciting as my mom's 2002 Honda Oddessey.

[@rn6710]

Terrible

[@LowlightTonight]

This one cut deep because I drive a 2002 Honda Oddessey

[@MatthewDzubak]

its ok cause i have a 2000 honda oddessey

[@oliviamarie9882]

😂😂

[@bfg3890]

Whereas your joke is the Rolls Royce of jokes.

[@sumared]

Colin and Michael are comedy geniuses 😂👏🏽

[@matthewshortle5274]

That monologue is as funny as Amy Schumer's comedy.

[@trueboss9265]

Matthew Shortle , who's Amy schumer?

[@dam4070]

@@trueboss9265 You're better off not knowing.

[@Kyotosomo]

MAH VAGINER

[@shamsunder9597]

Thanks fam. 😂didn't watch

[@MrHammerman97]

Your comment was better that both of those.

[@lindseysquire8417]

I would die for those two. This was so good.

[@maximumoccupancy]

It's not that this was a bad monologue... It's just that they played it like it was weekend update on SNL rather than a more ceremonious occasion.

[@octo.lina69]

True

[@maximumoccupancy]

John Laodicean No, the jokes were funny, but they certainly hit all of the wrong notes for this crowd and event.

[@maximumoccupancy]

John Laodicean Would you tell the funniest joke you know at a funeral? Probably not. The joke is still funny, it just might not be the proper place for others to be hearing the joke.

[@MyOldNameWasTaken]

At this point I think snl is more prestigious than the fucking lame ass emmys

[@drunkdrywaller5441]

The Fidget Spinner Movie You're kidding, right? Americans are tired of hearing about politics. Especially when it's coming from Hollywood shills who are awarding other Hollywood shills.

[@alisamariaangelsanddemons4309]

I don’t like how Che was extremely made to hold back… he’s mad funny as himself but they really changed how funny this could have been if he got to write his own monologue smh

[@giovanealves4320]

ow, that was hard to watch

[@maximumoccupancy]

See a doctor then.

[@borisjohnson2291]

Should have gotten the Smoothers Brothers... these have muted chemistry...

[@sandszion]

Shit was hilarious

[@oOdOdY75Oo]

ow, your comment is hard to comprehend.....

[@official_martiantalk8647]

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[@victorespino5650]

The best joke was the one about them having hundreds of viewers at home.

[@LongRon6969]

I tried to laugh but I threw up instead

[@earumamaadu]

Don't be a snowflake, It's OK to vomit

[@oscarcaballero1168]

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[@shrelndi6924]

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[@Mx.Pickle]

What even is this comment section?

[@LongRon6969]

Cynthia Green I know right😂 where are these even coming from?

[@MessiahGray]

I'm not even White and I know this isn't right

[@gc4104]

Messiah Gray exactly

[@loharconfehva1757]

Thanks man need more like u

[@y2m226]

Yep. I knew this was coming. The typical "why isn't show like The Jeffersons or Good Times or Family Matters?"

[@koilzimbabwe]

Anyone else noticing these autistic cunts saying how much time they’ve been on KZbin ?

[@oscarcaballero1168]

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[@coolsdon]

Time to end ALL award ceremonies..

[@Karapar]

RIP Hollywood. I've have, and will continue to enjoy your slow, painful downfall.

[@jonnymmac]

Almost sad seeing these sycophants eat eachother.

[@ChitranshAgrawal1]

This host pair is special, you will only see one person if you increase or decrease your phone's brightness 😂😂

[@moonlapse_vertigo]

"Who haven't been caught yet" Your days are numbered, Hollywood.

[@guillerbrady9261]

These award shows get worse each time. Boring

[@wisco9er536]

The good ol days when you can make offensive jokes without people taking it seriously. Now everything is targeted at whites. My nigga white people made television what it is now! Just because your black doesnt mean you have to win! Dafuq its a competition, not a diversity

[@user-lr3ez1qm9z]

Bitch you're boring tf

[@user-lr3ez1qm9z]

@@wisco9er536... Nothing is targeted towards whites lmao and you're white you cant say the n word so just stop

[@emperorender8201]

@@user-lr3ez1qm9z Nigga make us stop

[@honeypot6719]

Emperor Ender Did you just say nigga to prove a point...

[@eleftheriak.8889]

Where is netflix getting all the money was a valid question.

[@maithreyim3911]

Colin's looking really handsome

[@francesclark5034]

The audience sounds like it is being forced to laugh at this crap!

[@octo.lina69]

*Audience looking at monitor* "LAUGH NOW" 😂👏😂👏😩

[@jdelgado837]

You can tell that from just the sound???? wow. Are u telling me not only are you offended by the jokes but you also have superpowers??? awesome

[@richmahogany1]

well they are actors. they do as they're told.

[@_Zeruca]

Its called pity laughs. The opening was that bad but it would have been much worse if everyone was honest and just remained silent.

[@ajbgaming5166]

they call them "laugh tracks" have been used in comedy sitcoms for decades. its an audio track to make it sound like people are laughing to get the audience laughing. show business 101.

[@berkayaydin1212]

4:58 is the best part of this whole opening monologue

[@jeffvonrotz1176]

Notice everything is about race. When did we become so divided ? Was I asleep for a day ?

[@lospollosfinger8079]

Jeff Vonrotz how is it divided just live y’all lives and laugh at the jokes y’all take everything so seriously bruh y’all not the ones in fucked up situations

[@pariosd3]

When racial inequality is a living reality suffered by many on a daily basis then ya it becomes a part of jokes, of everything. They didn't invent race, they are poking fun at racism

[@jdelgado837]

Is not a state of the union. Its comedy. certainly not a drama

[@pariosd3]

@@jdelgado837 comedians live in the real world too, not just politicians, all our kids are affected by racism, good on them for using whatever platform they have to speak to the larger public

[@jdelgado837]

@@pariosd3 dude what are you rambling about? Im replying to the melodramatic comment.

[@philcollins4092]

The like to dislike ratio is as divided as our country. Update: Nevermind

[@mahnoors6246]

They were so good. I loved it. Their chemistry always shines through

[@Milk-hm3ug]

I can't believe I didn't even know that they were doing the Emmys

[@catherinequihuiz9691]

These two guys are so much fun together, I absolutely love them.

[@RobeDuarte]

Why was Chrissy Teigan ducking in her seat like that? 😂

[@joshuacalebbevington]

How the hell is this funny?

[@willsmithsknee2245]

It's not.

[@vanessahumphrey4022]

Idk

[@WAEVOICE]

Incessant jabs towards issues that will be dated in the blink of an eye-- to these gits, that's comedy.

[@joshuacalebbevington]

Holy fuck almost 200 likes sorry it was thAt painful damn

[@yes-qi8wd]

There were only like 3 or 4 good jokes and I like weekend update. I guess if you’re really into snl, you’d like it

[@perspii2808]

Wtf has the Emmys devolved into. Which part was I meant to laugh at? And do they really class themselves as comedians?? In conclusion: White men bad, women and minorities good.

[@johnpangarakis396]

Sdfghjklllifds Lctyigsdfgbnmbccxsa as a white male, I to think that women and minorities are good

[@VotelessOrc497]

Take a shot every time they say diversity or make a racist joke.

[@maximalist5038]

VotelessOrc497 have fun with alcohol poisoning

[@VMohdude-]

VotelessOrc497 ah so jokes are finally racist when you’re offended, but with anyone else, if they’re offended, they’re snowflakes.

[@corrupt_insomniac]

I’d die from alcohol poisoning

[@lucabrazi3067]

VotelessOrc497 I am trashed.

[@maximalist5038]

VMohdude - nope. I try to not make biased uniformed and especially unfunny jokes at the expense of others

[@thekub32]

11k likes, 11k dislikes. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[@doubler713]

I noticed that too lol. Wtf. Never seen that before

[@ruffnersedurifa7226]

And you got 11 likes

[@duckhouser]

Thanos.

[@tekmepikcha6830]

3 months later and it still is.......#hmmmm

[@patriciachal9872]

Thanos, is that you!?

[@snowleopard89]

Too many jokes about race and prejudice. How about we celebrate art???

[@jaggin7561]

They have to make some first

[@koilzimbabwe]

jaggin 75 😂🤣

[@don3465]

All sorts of good pedophile material untouched.

[@natanyageorge1461]

Loved their monologue, was laughing throughout it.

[@markallen4356]

Why would anyone watch any of these shows anymore.

[@Rhovaniell]

I like it. As a non American you find awsome tv series you maybe otherwise would have never heard of.

[@teenagegirl1640]

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[@trevordaniels3444]

White people, it’s okay to feel bad about being white for a second. We need to be reminded of the reality every once in a while. Don’t run from it or defend, you just come across as ignorant and oversensitive. Love this duo!

[@davidhutchinson7888]

Weak.

[@ejslax]

@@davidhutchinson7888 Huh. That hit a nerve there, buddy?

[@davidhutchinson7888]

@@ejslax do I seem really upset? I just said weak. Feeling bad about something that can't be changed about yourself is useless. I've never treated anyone bad based on race, therefore I don't feel bad about myself. Come back with something stronger buddy.

[@Alex-yo1zg]

Why would you feel bad about your race

[@Courtesyflush52]

What if I don't feel bad about being white?

[@comfyxcouture]

thought this was perfect, well-timed, exactly their style and somehow they made it fit for the show. why is everyone complaining?

[@someonenew3547]

#Walkaway

[@mar2873]

I just realized a Gilmore Girls reference would have been so easy there

[@prachiix]

Yasss came here just for this comment🙈🙌

[@BeazleyStudios]

These guys are great together. I love how Colin cracks up at every one of Che's black jokes.

[@DrAdnan]

Do people still watch the Emmy’s?

[@rain8222]

You guys are making me feel bad because I'm white

[@sassygil6675]

No need to feel bad. #WalkAway

[@milofuentes1234]

They call Me RAIN white people are dope

[@fetus_yoda]

Poor baby

[@thebatman4279]

You should only feel bad if you're a bad person. Feeling bad because of your skin colour is fucking pathetic.

[@user-lr3ez1qm9z]

You should lol.

[@louismonaco1583]

Kinda disappointing tbh, its like they wrote the real jokes they wanted to do then hit them with a belt sander

[@lorijohnson8425]

That Atlanta joke had me rolling 😂😂

[@nellymaina4494]

This is the best monologue ever.. they are not animated they are js talking. You either get the joke or you keep it moving

[@mirandasummerset]

So over award shows :/ its the same old thing year after year

[@tandilevuyo]

This is so cringey

[@rhettbeltran6559]

@@ft6510 Fuck off, shes just sharing her opinion.

[@secretaccount5565]

@@ft6510 chill dude

[@KiwiHavok777]

FT big mad

[@lukebyrd8406]

@@ft6510 low quality bait You are the weakest link

[@IloveJesus-cf9sm]

Yes it is..sorry for the asshole below you its just a triggered crybaby lib, your beautiful and have the face of an angel..

[@wadha2314]

15 miles outside of Atlanta got me 😂

[@anthonycoca2202]

This was about as sharp and edgy as a rubber spatula.

[@Deviant69]

LOL good one

[@supermansuperman2948]

MOST OF THESE PEOPLE WERE COWARDS IN REGARD TO STANDING BEHIND BILL COSBY WHEN THEY KNEW THAT HE WAS BEING LYNCHED BY THE COURT OF HOLLYWOOD / FAUX MEDIA ; 95% OF NEWS IS FAUX, LEAVING ONLY NEAR 5% THAT TELLS YOU THE TRUTH. YOU SHOULD SPEAK UP NOW AND DEMAND THAT COSBY'S CONVICTION BE OVERTURNED . THIS ,BELOW , REVEALS ALOT . COSBY STATES HERE THAT HE ONLY FILLED PRESCRIPTIONS FOR QUAALUDES IN THE 1970's; AND ,IT WAS AT LEAST 25 YEARS LATER THAT CONSTAND CLAIMS HE GAVE HER QUAALUDES; THIS WOULD BE IMMPOSSIBLE . THE JURORS THAT HAVE SPOKEN TO THE MEDIA( EXCEPT FOR ONE) SAY RIDICULOUS THINGS THAT ,HAD THEY STUDIED THE DEPOSITION/DEPOSITIONS, THEY WOULD HAVE THE PROOF TO FIND HIM NOT GUILTY. THE ONE JUROR I JUST MENTIONED WAS A JUROR DURING THE FIRST TRIAL ,WHERE A HUNG JURY WAS THE OUTCOME. HE IS AN ELDERLY MAN, AND WHEN YOU HEAR HIM TALK YOU CAN TELL THAT HE WAS VERY WISE. HE SAID THAT COSBY WAS ABSOLUTELY NOT GUILTY. COSBY ALSO SAYS IN SAID DOCUMENT THAT HE NEVER GAVE QUAALUDES TO ANYONE WITHOUT THEIR CONSENT.THIS PROSECUTION IS NOTHING SHORT OF A MODERN DAY LYNCHING. HERE IS JUST A LITTLE OF THE INFO. REGARDING; THE "COSBY DEPOSITION". CONSTAND VS COSBY , NO. O5-CV-100, MONTGOMERY CO., PA., (U.S.A.) EXCERPTS ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------2. QUESTIONS RELATED TO QUAALUDES AFTER THE DEFENDANT TESTIFIED THAT HE OBTAINED SEVEN PRESCRIPTIONS FOR QUAALUDES,( 1970's) THE FOLLOWING TESTIMONY WAS ELICITED : Q.(TROIANI ,PLAINTIFF) YOU GAVE THEM TO OTHER PEOPLE ? A. YES. Q. YOU GAVE THEM TO OTHER PEOPLE , KNOWING IT WAS ILLEGAL ? (O'CONNER,DEFENSE ) IF IT WAS ILLEGAL THE COURTS WILL DETERMINE THAT. (TROIANI) Q. DID YOU GET ANOTHER PRESCRIPTION FOR QUAALUDES FROM ANOTHER DOCTER ,AFTER THAT TIME ? (O'CONNER) THIS IS THE 1970's ? A. (COSBY) NO. (TROIANI) WHO ARE THE PEOPLE THAT YOU GAVE THE QUAALUDES TO ? (REFORMULATED QUESTION BY TROIANI ) Q. WHEN YOU GOT THE QUAALUDES, WAS IT IN YOUR MIND, THAT YOU WERE GOING TO USE THESE QUAALUDES FOR YOUNG WOMEN, THAT YOU WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH ? A.( COSBY) YES . Q. ( TROIANI) DID YOU GIVE ANY OF THESE YOUNG WOMEN, THE QUAALUDES, WITHOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE ? A. (COSBY) I MISUNDERSTOOD , WOMAN, MEANING THERESE SERIGNESE . AND NOT , WOMEN. ( PLURAL) . (TROIANI) Q. SIR, I WANT TO EXPLAIN TO YOU. YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT IN THE WORLD TO SAY, NO , YOU'RE MISUNDERSTANDING ME. .A. (COSBY) I JUST DID. . Q. (TROIANI) ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU NEVER GAVE THE QUAALUDES TO ANY OTHER FEMALE ,BUT, THERESE SERIGNESE ? (REFORMULATED QUESTION)Q. (TROIANI) EARLIER I, BELIEVE, YOU TESTIFIED THAT YOU HAD GIVEN THE QUAALUDES TO OTHER WOMEN ,IS THAT CORRECT? (REFORMULATED QUESTION ) Q. (TROIANI) WOULD YOU AGREE WITH ME THAT IF YOU GOT SEVEN PRESCRIPTIONS FOR QUAALUDES, YOU COULD KEEP THOSE QUAALUDES FOR A NUMBER OF YEARS ? A. (COSBY) YES . Q.( TROIANI) AND DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG AFTER YOU STOPPED GETTING THE PRESCRIPTION , YOU STILL HAD THE QUAALUDES IN YOUR POCCESSION? (REFORMULATED QUESTION) Q. (TROIANI) DID YOU GET QUAALUDES AFTER THE 1970's ? A. (COSBY-DEFENSE) YOU ASKED HIM THAT, AND HE SAID , NO. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------THE ABOVE IS JUST A SMALL AMOUNT OF THE INFO. THAT THE PUBLIC ISN'T TOLD BY THE FAKE MASS MEDIA/HOLLYWOOD . AND THERE IS THE CONSTAND DEPOSITION ( ACCUSER) , IT ALONE PROVES , IN MANY THOUSANDS OF WORDS OUT OF THE MOUTH OF THIS GOLDIGGER, THAT SHE LIED BIG TIME

[@LuisLondonG]

The white guy is terrible at reading jokes. The black guy only goes mmh,mmmh. Boring!

[@bfg3890]

@@supermansuperman2948 you’re a fucking idiot and there is a reason no one respects you.

[@bfg3890]

Wow. Come up with that all on your own? The real crime is they get paid millions to tell jokes. While here you are a comic genius going to waste. There really is no justice.