Comedian Colin Jost delivers remarks at White House Correspondents’ Dinner

[@dilbertgilbert]

One of the most difficult gigs a comedian can possibly do, and he got a standing ovation.

[@catholiccowboy8545]

He could have joke about how much Joe Biden looks like Maurice Chevalier? Twin brothers.

[@svampo49]

Yeah you are right

[@jujitsujew23]

Surprising given how many jokes fell flat. He wasn’t that good

[@utah710]

His Biden endorsement got the standing ovation. They were cringing every other sentence

[@Hillary4SupremeRuler]

​@@jujitsujew23he was good this audience is just lame

[@DanGolik]

“So many incredible news organizations here tonight… also a few credible ones” 6:15 Savage 😂😂😂😂

[@Drippydogetter]

Dead💀💀💀

[@cjjones6264]

😂 🤣 😅 🤣 😂

[@cjjones6264]

I peed 😂 🤣 😅

[@saul2007t]

That joke was one of the best.

[@mrmatthew2443]

Never were truer words spoken

[@PrincessMilky_]

Michael Che still managed to get one in, I knew he would lmaooo

[@kiranaun9593]

It was a zinger too.

[@donnadixon289]

“I’m not saying they’re old but Jimmy Carter is out there thinking, Maybe I could win this thing”. 😂

[@motowmotow]

4 more years

[@ralanham76]

I would vote for JC

[@georgettethomas2860]

😊

[@NateTheDyno]

Biden acting the pulling arms by the strings when Colin said he’s looking for where obama pulled his KILLED me 😭

[@charlescharlemagne4907]

like hes killing the country?

[@LiLMissWooWoo]

Isn’t it wonderful to have someone in office with enough humor and humility to be able to take a joke aimed at himself?

[@charlescharlemagne4907]

@@LiLMissWooWoo its certainly not wonderful having the worst president of the last century who can barely talk, record inflation, worst border crisis in history, and on the brink of WW3

[@charlescharlemagne4907]

@@maryswann7623 has nothing to do with Covid which no politician can stop with mindless lockdowns. Has everything to do with the intentionally created worst border crisis in history

[@bobf5360]

@@charlescharlemagne4907 you mean like passing the CHIPs act so we stay competitive in domestic jobs for the future, or passing a bipartisan infrastructure act? Or maybe you mean lowering prescription drug prices so they are similar to what the rest of the world pays? Maybe you mean fixing the tax code so corporations have a minimum 1% surcharge on stock buybacks or limiting the tax changes to 0% increase on families making less than 400k per year? Maybe you mean leading the country out of the mess of the pandemic that the former administration left us in, into the largest jobs growth in the last years? Maybe you mean the best economic recovery from the pandemic in the world? Maybe you mean the first expanded health care for veterans in over 30 years, especially those exposed to toxins during our campaigns? Maybe you are referring to the student debt relief, or the largest green energy bill in history? Yeah, definitely killing the country. With success.

[@mitchellharding2423]

"Like many of you I pretend to do news on TV" 😂😂😂

[@chiendinh-je2xi]

Fake news on TV

[@markerworld5912]

That's a joke aimed at Trump! You do get it right?

[@pamelafeeney8086]

Or Fox "News"

[@Sold.Out.For.Freeee]

Philosophical 😂😂

[@Schmeevene]

@@markerworld5912 It’s a dig at media in general, a valid one. You’d have to be a gullible moron to think they aren’t controlled.

[@chrissmall1246]

I was amazed at how many times the crowd went silent or there was an embarrassed murmur in the audience. Jost obviously hit the mark, the truth apparently hurt and I think he was not only funny but seriously funny while definitely delivering a ckear message. He knew he was taking some chances in hitting below the belt a few times creating some groans of disbelief and shame. I loved how he embraced the present state of how everything is upside down but there is still truth in the message making the messanger so very important. Excellent job dude...most excellent. You stand on the right side of good but can play the game on their court as well. Bravo.

[@alvinlee2478]

In the audience of so many ‘incredible’ as opposed to credible Media Journalists, he’s acknowledging how much power these ‘incredible’ Journalist’s News stories have over the hearts and minds of the people, and is literally just pleading for them to be decent again.

[@lockwoodpeckinpaugh9252]

​@alvinlee2478 So did Joe. He asked them not to take sides but report the truth.

[@JimJurena]

"Stepped down from Fox news" right?

[@JimJurena]

"Stepped down from Fox news" right?

[@retroguy9494]

The whole point of this dinner is to hit below the belt and cause some grief and shame. Which is why many presidents have never liked this dinner. Nancy Reagan HATED it.

[@greenbamboo4264]

Scarlett looked so proud of her husband, almost made me cry. Colin Jost was friggin hilarious as expected.

[@subjekt5577]

"the Washington post would kill for those kinds of numbers!" Wapo: 🫥

[@jimrebr]

Scarlet and Colin are couple goals!! They are so cute together ❤❤❤❤

[@JeremiahTrue]

"...and I thank all of you, almost all of you... for your decency as well" great line, well delivered

[@jasonbrownjourno]

That air slap with the last page lolll

[@danieljk826]

That Diddy joke was ahead of its time

[@markclippendara]

He does a better job looking and scanning the audience than the Secret Service😂

[@Pr0toPoTaT0]

Dude it reminded me of Anthony jeselnik or shane gillis the way he looks to see if the joke fell flat with the audience or not. I think Colin deserves so much more then the weekend update. He's amazing!

[@DeborahLandau-gp2fo]

​@@Pr0toPoTaT0agree. He's a smart funny sweet man

[@overtoke]

he's undercover

[@Junksaint]

​@@overtoke for the deepstate? 🤡

[@paso193]

@@DeborahLandau-gp2fo…….He’s a whiny little jackass like the rest of them!

[@devhonstewart-romulus]

Colin Jost did very well with this. A nice blend of cheeky, witty, a lighthearted teasing, also mixed with honest somber truths and gentle reminders about decency and importance of the press to name a few. He performed wonderfully and I’m glad I sat and listened to him. 👍🏾

[@wackman123]

This should be the top comment. Well said

[@Seilolo]

“Room just froze like Mitch McConnell”🤣🤣🤣

[@dangerdean9066]

Meanwhile, Mitch McConnell seen here watching the dinner in a tribute package.

[@TJ-gt1zz]

I have to remember that one🤣🤣😂

[@CalebOlshefsky]

Colin's ability to use silence and let the audience sit with a joke is so good hahaha. Very well done!

[@SanRob0302]

When he turned to President Biden about the revolution against the British and said “you remember” - hilarious!

[@authenticallysuperficial9874]

Biden would have opposed American independence if he was alive then

[@maritarh]

And Biden can take a joke! He has great sense of humor and he is just smart

[@MsJoao101]

"Anti woke" got me🤣

[@Vanceydress]

Sleepy Don. 🤣

[@John-thinks]

this was really good

[@user-wi9hv2pb2q]

that was really funny. also the pretend news jab 😂❤

[@chiendinh-je2xi]

@@Vanceydressthe Orange Man 2024 to improve economy, safer border and no war!!!

[@walkerpaulp6526]

Yeah got me, too

[@andi.4pf]

“Doug” killed me 😂

[@raidonbay]

Yeah. I think that was hysterical laughter that came out of the closet 😂

[@dunebillyofswanbeach4294]

@@PleasesaveamericaSuck much prong, 1st?

[@joedaniels1597]

​@@Pleasesaveamerica what business is yours?😅

[@MLM68]

@@Pleasesaveamericawhy, is he your crush?

[@Lovesapuzzle]

That was his best joke.

[@b-dub6865]

Well done!! How can you not love Colin. He’s funny, good-looking, humble & he was raised by gpa.

[@hanzalarehan2634]

Grade Point Average?

[@Pamela6767]

Edgy, daring and ultimately heartfelt and honest. Bravo, Colin!

[@musiconly7447]

r u serious? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KuroNekoExMachina]

@@musiconly7447 We can explain the jokes if you didnt get them. FoxNews didn't.

[@KuroNekoExMachina]

@@musiconly7447 Matt Gaetz is a pedo, thats why he went to the "prom". There. One less.

[@JoeMama-oq8wl]

"i'm used to being 2nd gentleman also". 😂😂😂 Man...he is brave. To roast that room took some HUGE hangers ! 😂😂😂 Colin is hilarious

[@mikekristin7201]

I mean being married to Scarlett has to give you a certain level of "I'm winning life" confidence. Seems like a solid guy though

[@mariletmeris3321]

The tribute to his Grandpa. 🫶❤️👏🏽

[@TommyChardonneret]

@mariletmeris3321 That was, indeed, such a touching thread to interweave with his smart and cutting humor; a truly "decent" note of genuine humanity. 💖😉😊!

[@JamesKirkWilkinson]

Best part

[@mtb095]

This is a small thing, but it is refreshing to have a president who can laugh and take a joke

[@stephenriggs8177]

It's not a small thing, at all.

[@Junksaint]

Most people with decent senses of humor and reasonable can laugh at themselves

[@TheEnigmaticDeenTruth]

Trump got roasted way before he was President. 🫥

[@Justin-yc1ig]

Wow. No other president has ever been roasted and laughed about it. 🙄 This must be your first election cycle.

[@ileneplantone3817]

Yep, the orange maniac would have steam coming out of his butt. Oh yah.....he always does

[@ninabumanglag7917]

Colin is smart, sharp and savage. Crowd is having trouble keeping up.

[@paulraymond1804]

Yep. Me too on a few occasions, but many more that I noticed the crowd slow to get it. It was a pretty good performance, well delivered to a very sceptical audience.

[@dovidblinderman7238]

The best of late night news ,intertainment 😂 and the best of comedy 😅

[@mschlund1]

I thought the same thing, you gotta know Colin, he delivers the same...loved it

[@arcadiagreen150]

they are terrified to offend the mob of fellow cannibals. they are scared of each other

[@DON9701]

the next John Stewart

[@workman88]

That Jan. 6 comment was perfect. The media were so pissed lol.

[@mjm1100]

I think it was a double diss? At the Magas for storming the Capitol and the media for their reporting?

[@ExIledstIllSane]

The funniest part about this guy, is that these aren’t jokes. His delivery is phenomenal

[@markerworld5912]

They're absolutely jokes he's a comedian. Are you lost?

[@ExIledstIllSane]

@@markerworld5912 no friend :) I’m awake

[@horatiovelvetine787]

@@markerworld5912I think he means there’s a lot of truth behind the jokes and

[@maritarh]

The room was quieter than with Barack 2015...whos the comedian?

[@dhruvakumar7187]

@@markerworld5912 what?, boy thinks this is like one of those stand up comedy joking about sexual intercourse

[@jerrymorris4739]

Such a warm and touching ending. I think I would love Colin's grandfather as much as Colin does. I am glad Colin's dad was a teacher, his mom a doctor for the NYFD, and his grandfather sounds like the best, the best of the Irish. I love this guy, Colin Jost. Great roots that he has nurtured.

[@OldRaver]

‘Matt Gaetz is at regular prom’ 🤣🤣🤣

[@allengator1914]

More likely, he's at the junior prom.

[@Black_Caucus]

THAT WAS THE BEST JOKE BY FAR. Gaetz is a predator who should be in jail- not Congress.

[@askew9976]

He saw Matt by looking at himself in a spoon! I can’t unsee that now. From a distance… he’s almost a doppelgänger. 😮

[@aratosm]

Takes one to know one. @@Black_Caucus

[@Hillary4SupremeRuler]

​@@aratosmimagine defending a kiddy diddler 😬🤮

[@AKayt-nm2yc]

Collin's jokes are so smart it takes a second sometimes. Its funny to hear the laughs a few seconds later 😅❤

[@retroguy9494]

True. I wonder who wrote them?

[@AKayt-nm2yc]

I think my favorite watching again is DOUG and how he understands being the 2nd gentleman. Joke with admiration, not jealousy. How lucky their wives are ❤

[@ascent8487]

Imagine. People being grown ups and having a sense of humor about themselves.

[@colt7935]

I almost died when Colin said, "i like you pretend to do the news" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@christopherporter2459]

*like you...

[@susanhull]

Saying Rupert Murdoch stepped down as head of Fox News: “I didn’t know there was a step down from Fox News” 😂😂😂😂

[@cometstyles3772]

indirectly implying its at bottom level ...aka hell

[@anewmelody11]

MSNBC, CNN, ABC, NBC, pick one

[@jjbeerj]

aaaaaand........cut to the FOX table...

[@gphunkera8731]

@@anewmelody11 Which of those were sued a quarter BILLION $$ for LYING bozo??

[@ohdaUtube]

​@@anewmelody11you think they're all the same? Try again.. there's lawyers to this. Fox is beneath those. Slightly under msnbc

[@Ojja78]

"Like many of you here tonight, I pretend to do the news on TV." Oh so true. Tell them Colin. I want more of that.

[@driver9337]

The only "pretend" news is from Fox FAKE News.

[@markerworld5912]

You know that's a joke on Trump right you get that right? He's making fun of Trump?!😅

[@VistasdelMar2008]

@@markerworld5912It’s aimed at Fox and NewsMax, and OAN …. you know that right?

[@chrissmall1246]

On the contrary. He did not bomb, he shone like a bright light. The truth is what journalism is supposed to embody. He was balanced in his criticism but took the truth to where it is required the most. It was quiet because most in the audience recognized the truth in satire...rather than being duped by opinion based television shows that claim to support journalism when the truth is that their lack of data driven journalism is honestly just propaganda. If you cannot clearly identify the difference then I regret to inform you that you are just not able to think objectively. Again, just an opinion but after I got a handle on his approach I absolutely heard the message. He didn't hide in fear like most he easily revealed, rather he pushed forward to complete on a message that is in my opinion heard by mostly logical and intelligent people. The rest obviously just wont get it...right over their heads. Again, Bravo to Colin Jost.

[@treefiddytwoo]

Colin did great. everyone needs to have the ability to laugh at themselves and not take everything so seriously once in a while. it can't be healthy to lack humility.

[@adamd8442]

Jost's closing statements... So wonderful! Made me feel warm inside. There is hope.

[@retroguy9494]

Only if RFK Jr. gets in. Jost's closing statements were like the Goodyear Blimp. All hot air!

[@adamd8442]

@@retroguy9494 Can one not differentiate between humor and senserity? Catch wreck.

[@retroguy9494]

@@adamd8442 Do you mean to infer that Jost was only joking when he spoke about his grandfather and his support of Biden and how Jost himself feels about Biden? I can usually tell humor from sincerity. From what I heard, I saw no humor in his closing statement.

[@adamd8442]

@@retroguy9494 you are stupid

[@macro8236]

Biden is actively supporting and arming a genocide but ya very decent grandpa figure . You are a literal child

[@francescacangialosi8724]

I love you Colin Jost and I loved your grandpa because he stood up for decency. 😊😊

[@kathiwilson1169]

The bailiff joke was good.

[@USCTrojan2013]

Aaron Judge thought so..

[@pie12399]

man, I can't imagine having the composure to let the silence linger when a joke doesn't get many laughs

[@sabinrawr]

The silence was part of the joke. Mainstream media don't like being called out. That was for us, not them.

[@BaileysMariner]

While looking across the room with narrow eyes, like I got youuuuuu

[@hoedenbesteller]

He roasted the whole room, and it burned so fiercly that nobody was left to laugh...

[@pablohassan6897]

That's how you do it. Well done Colin Jost, a superb speech.

[@FuseVisuals]

"Good evening everyone I'm Colin Jost and i'll be delivering the Republican response" 😅

[@jermainejaieworships]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pierceaero3005]

"My own reflection in a spoon." 😂

[@pierceaero3005]

"The Grinch had sex with a Lorax." 😂😅🎉😂😅

[@hootilyhoot]

That was 🤌🤌🤌 😂

[@Plus_Minus_Null]

Farts News 👉💨

[@m.b.d7001]

Didn’t understand that joke?

[@m.b.d7001]

Didn’t understand that joke.

[@lisab9541]

Colin's tribute to his grandfather and comparing his good qualities to Pres Biden was endearing as well as humorous.

[@robertantonnyc]

Such a class act. Decent guy. Good jokes mixed with a moral background. Enjoyed this so much. Glad I finally watched the whole thing.

[@OldRaver]

He is brilliant. So subtle, and clever that at times it took a few seconds to hit!

[@t.tenney3470]

His routine is an actual KEEPER. I'll be listening to it several times.

[@alisongrable7209]

Oh my heart is full of so much love for that young man what a perfect tribute to a wonderful decent president of our United States. Let’s give him one more term why we worked on the second one.

[@kevinchambers1101]

Biden is a lifelong plagiarist. A plagiarist is a liar and a cheat and a thief of other people's work. Biden has never been a decent politician, person nor father. Shame on your ignorance.

[@gaiaiulia]

I love the way President Biden laughs at the joke against himself. 👍

[@joesmith4443]

@@RachelNobodyRachel be a good MAGA 1950s housewife and go make us all lunch

[@TJ-gt1zz]

​@@RachelNobody He made fun of himself get a grip on reality. 🙄

[@lavender_coffee]

Me too. That’s something you’d never see Trump do because narcissists can’t handle hearing anything but sycophantic praise.

[@deadwingdomain]

Definitely a good Quality. I also prefer people who like dogs.

[@Plus_Minus_Null]

Farts News 👉💨

[@elchamber]

It was important to mention that journalism is not just about dinners in Washington, but also part of it is risking their lives to tell the world whats happening in their world.

[@margaretmoore1608]

I’ve watched a lot of these. Nice to have a comedian who is respectful and funny. Great job, Colin.

[@MJ19438]

"Well...thank you to ALMOST all of you..." The moment he realized Lara Trump, Steve Doocy and others were in attendance

[@Carole-f5z]

At least Lara wasn't asked to sing. She can make ears bleed.

[@freedomlife3623]

Very quick mind. Loved his lines.

[@You_are_Right_]

Out of all of the people in the room, if those are the three you hate the most, wow.

[@CanItAlready]

​@@You_are_Right_ So you count "others" as one of "the three"? You MUST be a trump supporter.

[@You_are_Right_]

@@CanItAlready no, just stating a fact.

[@lindas.7083]

Colin and Michael Che are a great team, Weekend Update is my favorite part of SNL. That Matt Gaetz joke. 🤣

[@Penelopesyoutube]

SNL is the joke along with these traitors. SNL died when Gilda Radner , John Belushi , Eddie Murphy , & all the greats left. It's not funny & they deserve to be in there with the worst people on the planet

[@HakiAmmiSuccessScholar1]

Wow, His Grandfather was a Fire Fighter. That's honorable. I love my profession as a Fire Fighter.

[@hootilyhoot]

Thank you for all you do! It is indeed an honorable profession. I know this because not once in my 50 years of living have I ever heard anyone say, "F*ck the Fire Fighters!" 😂❤❤❤

[@Tortilla.Reform]

@@hootilyhootExactly hahah, Firefighters don’t have a slushy gate like police (look it up, it’s insane; the entire department knew about it and did nothing for years)

[@Thewatchinglad]

Thank you for your service.

[@pete-ex7qt]

And his mother was Chief Medical Officer of the FDNY who was a first responder during 911. A true American hero.

[@DeborahLandau-gp2fo]

Ty for what you have chosen to do ❤🎉

[@bigredd690]

I am loving the way he is scanning this crowd😂😂😂😂

[@BaileysMariner]

With narrow eyes, enjoying the awkward silence. Love it.

[@harrokr]

Maybe an unpopular opinion but I always thought Colin Jost is the luckiest guy to marry Scarlett Johansson. I now think Scarlett Johansson is the luckiest girl to marry Colin Jost.

[@fhl1369]

Great job Colin

[@Omni0404]

That was a tough crowd. Especially when he jokes about their media dying

[@Unbothered75]

Truth is uncomfortable.

[@denniszenanywhere]

The AI joke? Well, that's how AI is learning -- using all sorts of media created by people. Every sort of media is being harvested by AI, from print media to TV broadcasting to images to songs, you name it. So that's really uncomfortable for everyone in that room.

[@ricobhi]

It's like they didn't get the memo about why they were there in the first place. You're supposed to laugh at the very funny jokes about you, news people!

[@denniszenanywhere]

​@@ricobhi It's not a unique joke. Media people joke about it every single day already.

[@Omni0404]

@@denniszenanywhere I use GPT 4.0 and various versions of Claude every day, and they spit out writing that looks like it was done by a professional writer and a publishing company. I turn to it more often than search engines. Crazy times.

[@Chetloore]

"Lose all my black support" killed me

[@ralanham76]

I was expecting a follow-up something about 1 less and at least I still have Che.

[@trnharris]

That was hilarious 😂

[@StrippedVeneers]

“You remember” slayed me 😂

[@TheFetus132]

The Gaetz joke.... Our new AG everyone.

[@devlupmedia]

* only If he gets confirmation

[@PastorTheGathering]

Well done. Decency wins.

[@Chez8922-kf6cy]

Indeed

[@fish9905]

Wins what? Two new wars, inflation, terroist supporters on college campuses, wow

[@DV-mq5fv]

Yes, but Joe was in attendance. No decency there.

[@gregc.5684]

@@DV-mq5fv At least he can take a joke unlike your orange sleepy farty god king

[@michellemcc973]

Was Hunter there? The Biden family is just so “decent” 🙄🤡

[@PAWright2770]

Rupert Murdoch stepped down from Fox News, I didn't know there was a step down from Fox News!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jasonkieler5584]

I enjoyed Colin Jost!

[@TheHBro69420]

4:16 Colin: “I’m soooooo getting shot the second I leave this building” 😂😂

[@malcolmbliss777]

A Prez too afraid to attend this yearly event is a man unworthy of the office.

[@ghostwolf1435]

That Bailiff joke was dead on

[@emilydiamond8345]

Well done. 👏 Jokes were directed @ both sides & even @ himself. He hit the nail on the head imo in reference to decency in his closing. His grandfather would be proud- bold & gutsy.

[@Seilolo]

Jost’s bit about abortion was brilliant. And correct…it doesn’t make sense!

[@retroguy9494]

Sure it does. Trump used protection. Biden should be excommunicated. In any event, they are BOTH old men who have to take a position on it.

[@mauriciosappliances1773]

That was brilliant. Thank God for human decency and humans who salute decency.

[@Opno]

This was actually really good lmao "Obama got Bin Laden... You got OJ"

[@___beyondhorizon4664]

Colin is savage 😅

[@retroguy9494]

Or his writers are.

[@HHH-nv9xb]

"The race is tie", that is why people outside of USA thinks that we are dumb. I can't argue about it.

[@jameskerr7828]

Not all dumb, just GOP voters. Broken country.

[@grben9959]

​@@jameskerr7828 The federal budget is up nearly 50% from 2019. The labor participation rate still hasn't recovered from the pandemic. Inflation over the last four years has outpaced wages. Much of our domestic and foreign policy is broken. When government fails as hard as it has the people in office deserve to be voted out. The shame is there isn't anyone better than Trump as a Republican candidate, but it was inevitable given the political motivation to bringing Trump's court cases (not saying he's innocent).

[@dortestrmsborg8664]

A man who wanted to Nuke a hurricane, buy Greenland and invade Venezuela. You really think Trump did a good job ? Yes, we think Americans are poorly educated and easy to manipulate - those who thinks Trump is a new Jesus. Are you for real From Europe

[@jameskerr7828]

It just seems broken

[@Monochromatic_Spider]

@@grben9959 How do you expect the government to work when the Republican side doesn't want it to and people like yourself reward them with votes for doing their best to sabotage it? You mention inflation. A big source of that inflation is that the EU kneecapped itself on energy politics by taking a stand against Russia's invasion of Ukraine. That raised demand on non-Russian oil and gas, which raised the price of American oil and gas, and no president, red or blue, has the tools to do anything about that. The MAGA nonsense about drilling more does nothing to fix that problem. You mention the pandemic. How do you reckon Trump handled the pandemic? Because from where I'm sitting, the US casualties per capita were significantly higher than the best in class countries like Norway and Finland. Even common sense precautions were failed utterly. And hundreds of thousands of people died that probably didn't have to. Lastly, the political motivation to bringing Trump's court cases? What are you on about? He's been allowed to drag those out for ages. Ordinary people doing his documents stunt would've been behind bars right away. Ordinary people violating gag orders as much as Trump does would've been held in contempt and compelled to reconsider their behavior from inside a jail cell. I don't know how the RICO case or the Jan 6 case will turn out, but the hush money case looks a bit hard for him to squirm out of, and he looks so DOA in the documents case. He retained classified documents that he had no legal right to retain, he stored them unsecurely, and he has admitted this voluntarily on camera in Fox interviews. An election win or SCOTUS help seems like the only way he's going to avoid conviction in that one.

[@celiabassols]

Decent people make the world better. Thanks, #Joe Biden.

[@arcadiagreen150]

#Bidensborderbloodbath

[@RebeccaCassidy-d2j]

@@arcadiagreen150 republicans shot that bill down.

[@arcadiagreen150]

@@RebeccaCassidy-d2j the 99% Ukraine bill that held the border funding hostage? That one?

[@peacockfilletsteak]

The jokes that were met with silence or "oooohhhh"s were the best ones, if only for the reactions making them funnier. lol

[@jackjackson811]

New York times was so hurt they published an article that essentially was like, "He's not funny!"😂😂😂

[@mrfoxguy483]

He absolutely totally hit the nail on the head!!

[@mcxx871]

No words, just 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏intelligent, respectful and very very witty!

[@trapero09]

Colin Jost is a decent man. It’s in his blood.

[@javier77th]

@subscribo2059 Find us someone intelligent to debate with. You can’t seem to even put a sentence together.

[@saul2007t]

Yeah Colin Jost comes across that way, and can take a joke on himself.

[@javier77th]

@subscribo2059 its why he loves the poorly educated.

[@javier77th]

@subscribo2059 He doesn’t give an F about you, keep giving him your money.

[@Tanagra180]

​@subscribo2059 Unless you're a millionaire and you were getting Trump tax breaks, the fact that were more comfortable had zero to do with who was president. The vast majority of us do better, much better under Biden. Plus we get to keep our country!

[@simonrebello1923]

You know it's a great roast when the audience is clearly watching out for which jokes to laugh at. 😂

[@jimrebr]

I’m with you Colin, my mother, who just passed away, last month, was a strong Republican all her life, but like Colin’s grandfather, she voted for Biden, with her last vote. She hated Trump so much, she voted for Hillary in 2016. My mom hasn’t voted Democrat since 1972, when she voted for McGovern, along with my dad, they hated Nixon too.

[@EriqKoontz]

Colin Jost absolutely nailed this job. He reads the audience with perfect pitch! Thank you, Mr. Jost, especially for your closing remarks.

[@peglegkangaroo]

my heart breaks for Americans who cant see that Trump is a con artist tearing us apart for his own power.

[@BonnieSue1018]

Might be a con artist.... That takes brains. Where's Biden is a liar to Americans. He's slapped us all in the face. He needs to be buried. I noticed Dr. Jill was absent last night.

[@arcadiagreen150]

you mean the guy who hasnt relinquished government power for the last 50 years doesnt want power too???? is wanting to be the president bad?

[@michaeljmccurdy9449]

you actually believe that? That's insane. wow, amazing how you got 82 likes so far for a comment that has no basis in reality. The Democrats are the power-hungry demons. They couldn't care less about anyone or anything other than power.

[@jos1515]

Nothing has changed from the 1930s ppl embrace fear and anger.

[@grben9959]

Bro that describes most of Washington. Do you really think that Biden, Harris, and whoever the GOP VP pick aren't that too?

[@incasolja1]

I swear when he started with “and in closing…and finally..” i thought he was gonna end with “and liiiiveeee from new york its saturday night!” 😂😂😂

[@CalLadyQED]

I really hope this is this coming Sat's cold open

[@lapierro]

Love me an extra 20 minutes of Weekend Update mid-week!

[@mortison7]

there is something so visceral about watching a president laugh at jokes about himself. i'll miss this

[@Thadmotor1044]

I wish to nominate my Father , Erwin David Solloway as he is WW 2 Navy Vet turning 100 in November that accomplished so many things in his lifetime for special letter from President Biden and the interview that should be on National News

[@MyKingdomForAK9]

((( HUGS ))) to your pop, and thank him for his service❣️❤️ 🇺🇲

[@PinkyakaAyannaj]

💙🤍🙏🏽

[@micheleconner5083]

👏👏👏💜

[@Mostdefinitelynotabot]

You should call up your local news around his birthday and mention it to them. That’s awesome..

[@lisab9541]

Contact the white house directly.

[@melanieparker]

Now I know Johansson has a sense of humor knowing she married him.🤣

[@alfredbooth6854]

Absolutely brilliant. And President Biden laughed just as much as anyone. Imagine Dozin’ Don doing the same? Nope, me neither.

[@fabigrossi2976]

Donnie Dumb, the insane corrupt criminal, would (let somebody) take notes and take revenge later.

[@goettling]

That's why he doesn't attend.

[@Carole-f5z]

@@goettling Trump couldn't handle this. The Malignant Narcissist has no sense of humor about himself........but he love making fun of immigrants and people with medical disorders.

[@relaunchinglife]

I'm pretty sure Trump just looked pissed off through this event when he was there

[@javier77th]

⁠@subscribo2059We may be haters, but we still all have our money and dignity How many NFT’s you got? 😂😂😂

[@lucca2c]

I love Colin's face of "I can't believe I get to do this" lol

[@KM-hk8tc]

The final White House correspondents dinner……quite right Colin.

[@RebeccaCassidy-d2j]

A president who can laugh at jokes aimed at him shows confidence. Trump didn’t go during his term because he couldn't handle it.

[@saul2007t]

Punks generally don't take jokes well.

[@wyskass861]

There is a real chance that he ran for president after Obama made fun. of him at this dinner, out of spite.

[@wkahn1005]

Those that attended are not journalists but Democrat Activists calling themselves journalists..They were awarded with Pulitzer Prizes for the Russian Hoax Story and covered up the Hunter Biden LAPTOP FROM HELL story. Utube will never show my comment to you

[@josemayorga2830]

Biden does not know where he is , not what they are saying.

[@thomasberkowitz2151]

Biden knew the script ahead of time , these jokes were lame... Obama took his shots with a great sense of humor , sleepy Joe is a lame duck along with these jokes

[@madeliner1507]

Love the folks who even if roasted laughed Colin awesome

[@Tmb1112]

“A night to remember… for most of us.” 👀 was my favorite 😂😂

[@waterforwildlifeca]

His eyes the whole time- funniest part 👀😂

[@sharioverend1618]

Great to watch...a total delight. Thank you.

[@libbyworkman3459]

He very much deserved that standing ovation.

[@TommyChardonneret]

"Decency" certainly warranted that standing ovation, Colin!

[@todd-617]

They all stood, except the fox news croud

[@TommyChardonneret]

@@todd-617 That's Fox "News" for ya, for sure. By the way, I admire your avatar tribute to the Tsar Vlad invaded and oppressed nation and the people of Ukraine!

[@lostagain7292]

yea super "decent" of them all to be wholeheartedly complicit of genocide and gaslighting anyone that rightfully challenges their narrative. Fine people on both sides in that room. This is some real 1984 ish...

[@TommyChardonneret]

@@lostagain7292 Perhaps you might study the works of Orwell, each and every one of them thoroughly before you come down with simpleton "both sides" pettifoggery? There were PLENTY more than merely two sides in that room. Yet they still feel compelled to pay homage (even if it's only lip service, or maybe "hand and feet" service with standing applause?) to the concept of decency. Why not try getting off your lazy derriere and waiting in comment threads to throw cheap shots with fragmentary half-thoughts. And you need not quote that New York City real estate conman's fragmentary half-truths to show fake disgust. It only makes you resemble that kind of inanity. And finally with you forevermore, I'm completely against the Israeli national military occupying the land and taking 10's of 1,000's of innocent Palestinian lives in one of the worst bloodbaths of this 21st century, you frivolous armchair puny pundit.

[@judithparsons1920]

Jimmy Carter’s- I could win this thing! 😅got me

[@retroguy9494]

I should sue Jost for stealing my line. I've been saying that about Carter for almost a year now!

[@juantellez7037]

Him:"High-speed rail" Her: " Wooo thass good!" Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@DonOmarRamiro]

Colin deserved every single clap of that standing ovation 🎉❤

[@paulevideo]

I worked for a British restaurant manager whose highest praise was, “But are they #sensible?!” (And this was back in the 80s when we thought #Reagan was crazy!) Sensible is similar to #decent. Thank you #ColinJost, you too are a sensible, decent man.