Colin Jost complete remarks at 2024 White House Correspondents' Dinner (C-SPAN)

[@eileenodonnell8376]

The NYT was really butt-hurt by the Wordle joke! Their headline was "Colin Jost Falls Flat at the WH Correspondents Dinner"! Talk about being petty.

[@DanielKRui]

lmao I thought this the moment I saw that headline

[@mrsupersadface]

They're not wrong though. He was super nervous and it hurt his energy.

[@MrTAGGER88]

That headline made me come here and watch it, maybe a bit nervous, but nah these jokes killed it! All of them zingers 😂

[@chugs1984]

Jeebus, they gave him a standing ovation at the end. NYT was utterly butt hurt

[@thephoenixxm4160]

@@mrsupersadface Sounds like the NY Times.

[@alexiswinter6948]

I think his jokes were too honest for that crowd.

[@whicker59]

Yep. DEMORATS don't like being made fun of, for their OWN LYING CROOKED BEHAVIOR

[@apokatastasian2831]

It takes an incredibly talented comedian to *not* tell jokes that hard... he was as nervous as a little-girl with nice-smelling hair 😂

[@tgray1957]

I think they were fine for that crown. I don't know about some that weren't in the crowd, but I don't care.

[@Zoe-c9z]

You should watch Trevor Noah's hosting, I think it was 2 years ago.

[@MollyBrown-f9i]

it is a very sensitive crowd.

[@jamesgillen2339]

"Like many of you here tonight, I pretend to do news on TV."

[@johnteixeira594]

You bunch of sellout hacks Trump 2024 bitches

[@ronaldkonkoma4356]

This closed out the thread. Thank you and goodnight!

[@casualclark1069]

@@ronaldkonkoma4356😅😂

[@whicker59]

SNL yoyo FINALLY got something right.

[@brydgetburke341]

Haha the line after about Michael 😂

[@dillonkentworth6718]

I love that after the Obama puppet strings joke Joe did little marionette arm movements. Good sport!

[@Daniel-wi6sk]

“President… Doctor… Vice-President… Doug !” 😂

[@joshmcclellon647]

That Mitch McConnell line was perfect.. 😂

[@kylestubbs8867]

“Seen here watching an ambulance crash into a power line.”

[@Kevin-gq9eb]

"room just froze faster than Mitch McConnell" did not get nearly enough laughs! I was howling when he said that. hahaha

[@michaelagius6814]

Just a reminder that Trump canceled the correspondence dinner after his first year because he got butt hurt

[@kevinlakeman5043]

Yep, and all his little worshipping muppets said nothing about what a humorless weak tool he was for that.

[@ronaldkonkoma4356]

The Jeff Ross roasts are so good it was pointless for him to try to follow up with this.

[@HeyJoeyVegas]

Trump did not go to the dinners, but he did not cancel them. They weren't his dinners to cancel.

[@ronaldkonkoma4356]

@@HeyJoeyVegas that's okay This was the first time most people in that room were face to face with Joey Amtrak

[@LindaLedford-nu7qe]

Because his Press Secretary, Now Gov. Sara Huckabee Sanders was fat shamed by a reporter at that event. It was terrible what she did

[@CattleDog2856]

One of my favorite lines was when he said that he thought he saw Matt Gaetz but then realized it was his own reflection on the back of a spoon😂😂😂.

[@OmgoshOmgoodness]

I legit cackled at that one

[@cabanford]

A distorted reflection 😅

[@prototek100]

That kind of stuff is what separates the really good comedic minds.

[@spidgeb3292]

Yes! That was good.

[@mkatepaski9947]

I had to think for a second and imagine josts distorted forehead! His jokes made you think, loved it!

[@FrancoisBZH277]

His closing about his grandfather was beautiful. Decency is what America needs again.

[@lifarasad8931]

Yea trump deleted decency, sadly many lost it too because of him … like mtg, boebert, gaetz ….🙂‍↔️

[@cjames4084]

Amen!!

[@jcrif]

As soon as the Biden Crime Family is out of office we can only pray that he will be held accountable for his and his families crimes

[@dplkrtdss9805]

​@@jcrifno proof of crime bark louder

[@joesatana]

there's no decency in sponsoring a genocide.

[@rainerbenz3611]

The ‚anti-woke‘ joke was a grower

[@jtiner72]

It was a good “dad joke” 😊

[@aykoro]

Yeah🎉

[@leviashanken2506]

Where is Jill and who is that lady next to Joe?

[@spidgeb3292]

@@leviashanken2506 Exactly what I was thinking!! Looks like they hired an actress to play "DOCTOR" Jill Biden. I wonder if they still call Bill Cosby "DOCTOR Cosby".....

[@leviashanken2506]

@@spidgeb3292 I saw Jill later a few seats to his left. Could that one be his daughter or too old?

[@olufunmiakadiri5290]

Americans should never take for granted their ability to speak their mind without consequences. It’s very rare in the world

[@alexbabinski7318]

college students are starting to question that...

[@zuhaddawre9870]

Tell that to protesting US University students.

[@TheInternetFan]

😂 unless you criticize the arms lobby or the Israel lobby or just Israels' settler policy. Then you are a pariah.

[@Ophelia_6002]

Is this a joke?😂

[@sethost2548]

@@nikhilnewse3318 yeah because those two are political hacks and nothing positive comes from them literally ever

[@nightshiftnyc911]

I actually laughted more than I have in a long time. Great job by Jost.

[@shiah1313]

I thought so, too. People gonna complain about anything. He did great!

[@pdlister]

"I didn't know there WAS a stepdown from Fox News."....The best line of the night.

[@melanieparker]

At least when Fox fires someone they don't bring them back like CNN and Jeff Toobin.

[@GPeterson-jw5sp]

Yep too bad it was said in the first two minutes.

[@scottkellogg9736]

"Like many of you here tonight I pretend to do news on TV " That was a pretty good one.

[@shawnsdr3406]

Funny how Fox news ratings are better then CNN MSNBC and the rest of the fake news networks 😂

[@lbmartinet]

It went right over the head of that cow chomping his gum at the Faux News table 😂😂😂

[@LIamaLlama554]

The part about people watching on C-SPAN at home 😂 it me.

[@pechaa]

I was listening on C-SPAN radio!

[@OMJ_the_Show]

I wasn't but when I heard he was the host I almost became one of you 😂

[@sniffinout9316]

Watch out for your cats!

[@Jon-z7e]

Matt Gaetz is at regular prom 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RazorRamonElJefe]

His reflection on the spoon made me die.

[@DannyKatz-cy4ku]

Hunter biden is at a kindergarden looking for someone to root lol. Democrats are not the good guys mate......

[@Tempo_Gigante]

Nah, his prom date isn't born yet.

[@whicker59]

​@@Tempo_GiganteHow's radical DEMOCRAT Eric Swalwell's CCP GIRLFRIEND SPY doing???😂😂😂

[@LeninLaughs]

Wait, what? When was Xi Jinping going to tell me he has a spy in Congress?!@@whicker59

[@stayreal4l284]

“My weekend co-anchor was gonna join me here tonight, but in solidarity to President Biden, I decided to lose all my black support” greatest and truest line of the night🤣🤣🤣

[@canaisyoung3601]

Man, even when Che isn't there, he still manages to troll Jost. Though the joke wasn't as brutal as the usual fare he dishes to Jost on SNL.

[@lancefromohio]

Colin did a great job. Bringing it back around to full earnestness at the end with his Grandpa was a solid choice. Most close out with a self depreciating bit about how they don't deserve to be up there. This was different. I enjoyed it.

[@SunshineGulfwind]

Yes, very touching

[@TheInternetFan]

no, he didn't. His jokes were flat and he applauded these cable news people rather than holding them accountable for the war crimes they're helping to cover up in America's next Forever Wars. Indecent.

[@The93Vector]

Damn, tough crowd. The set was great but some of the jokes went over like Che was playing another April fools joke.

[@ehsan_kia]

this comment is made every year, and I believe the answer is that it's a big flat room that doesn't carry sound that well, so it sounds more quiet than it is.

[@robinelizabeth386]

Lots of Republican defenders in that crowd and they lost their collective ability to laugh after the 2020 election.

[@pdlister]

Which, by the way, was one of Colin's jokes.

[@canaisyoung3601]

He did. The "black support" joke. But I get what you're saying.

[@camillechapman3108]

He delivers like he does on SNL, one punchline at a time 😂.

[@ACAB-GAYCRAB]

My favorite joke was the one about how out of touch everyone there was laughing while children are starving to death all while their portfolios grow 😂😂😂 Classic elites 🤣 they never change

[@A.K.00]

@@ACAB-GAYCRAB 👍

[@wendygerrish4964]

Can we just acknowledge how refreshing it is to see a president of the United States at an event that doesn't begin with a Baliff saying 'All rise".

[@courtney-rw8ch]

Or having to repeatedly hear the words “witch hunt, rigged, stolen, corrupt“ etc.

[@raywhitehead730]

Joe is the criminal. And they all know it.

[@michaelelizabethcuaz9142]

Perfect! We’ll played!!🇺🇸🇫🇷🇺🇸

[@mirandasapphire8203]

💯💯🤦‍♀️​@@courtney-rw8ch

[@shawnsdr3406]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@teelo12000]

"Solve the national debt problem by shorting Trump stock" underrated joke that didn't seem to get any laughs

[@elwingreen8311]

That was a good line!

[@KlugerOlfolse]

because I think alot of them did it to solve their personal debt problems

[@mkatepaski9947]

Yes! These jokes were smart, you needed to think a bit! Loved it

[@psugab]

The president was laughing pretty hard at it.

[@nightstar475]

Yeah and he gonna win the race for that lmao😂

[@iamlpinthe312]

Screw the haters. Colin did great. I laughed and at the end I cried. Bravo!

[@cheryldemasio746]

😂👌 and 😢 I did too!!

[@johnanderson290]

Same here. Unexpected turn at the end, had me in tears as well.🥲 Really, really good job Colin.

[@jezrix]

It was brilliant!!

[@bourbakis]

Decency could leave the room quicker than we think.

[@shawnsdr3406]

Crying libtard tears...You should cry when you have to pay For Groceries and bills that are almost twice as much because of this incompetent Administration!

[@marypieratt5747]

Bravo Colin🎉✌🏼tough crowd, you were a little easy on them, but classy.

[@Hayley777-e9y]

There probably wasn't enough hate spewed.

[@kaliarisam7868]

Colin Jost was excellent! Really great job!!

[@cr41gieboy]

he sucked ass so bad

[@WmJ-x7j]

Well done. Human decency is important.

[@Bill_Garthright]

Yup. It's good to know that decency is... _tied_ with indecency in America right now, huh? Jebus, what has become of us? :(

[@ChrisDyn1]

His son has him saved on his phone under the name "Pedo Pete", his daughter took showers late at night to avoid Joe Biden jumping in with her. He sniffs and gropes children on camera. The man's a nonce but that's apparently fine(!), so long as he's a Democrat. Mind you, it's the same crowd that wants graphic porn in schools, so why would they have a problem with him? He's playing to his crowd.

[@jujuria13]

Nobody wants Genocide Joe.. you guys are so out of touch with his voter base. They

[@polinafrid8868]

Decency? Where have you found it? It’s been an Open indecent flattery ! You know this kind of speech usually was delivered to Stalin, Khuschev, Brezhnev and other politburo leaders of the former Soviet Union. The key word here is ‘the former Soviet Union’! And laughing and ovation from the useful idiots is priceless! Thank goodness, your opinion is valuable only to this trained bunch.

[@garybezner6774]

⁠@@polinafrid8868or by a Democrat who recognizes that Republicans have forgotten about human decency, and you sir are a perfect example of that lack of human decency,or you listened to too many Russian speeches,or to Tucker Carlson.

[@booga_booga_booga]

Omg !!!!! That last 5 minutes, should be President's Campaign 💙🇺🇸💙

[@keksipeo]

Colin's was poignant, a sober reflection on the very substance of today's division, lack of decency as entertainment which isn't a reason to cast a vote against "OUR" progress.

[@whicker59]

BIDEN has a CAMPAIGN? 😂😂😂😂😂

[@whicker59]

How's Biden's poll numbers n RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA and CHIIIIIIIIIIINA?? 😂😂😂

[@w.w.sakbeh571]

It’s not only his campaign. It’s his life compass. It’s also his administration, both his first and his soon-to-be second administration. 🇺🇸

[@keithpanton]

@@whicker59 "I'm not trump" is enough to win, sadly.

[@Sweetoldlady2]

Just for the naysayers they have been doing this dinner since 1921.

[@MegAplin]

Right . The only President to never attend, was Donald Trump. President Calvin Cooliage was the first President to attend in 1924.

[@tomslick5355]

When Trump was in they didn't do it, because he's such a candy ass and can't take a joke!

[@ghengis423]

And only one President never attended a single one....

[@shawnsdr3406]

So the cadaver and chief was at the first one and is dead at this one😂

[@courtney-rw8ch]

@@shawnsdr3406 like Collin said, you have to pick one. Is he a senile old man or a criminal mastermind? Edit: I thought I better clarify🤣. These are the two main talking points from the right. Well, that and the fear mongering.

[@BarbaraWhite-cj8zg]

Loved the way he sheepishly looked around and giggled at himself.

[@Borisofficial76]

❤❤ looking so beautiful

[@deborahchandler1815]

It was very good. He did well, if you dont offend some your not doing your job !

[@macswanton9622]

His delivery was underwhelming, but PERFECT for the conclusion, as decency needs no momentum

[@pdlister]

@@macswanton9622 His delivery was classic Colin Jost. That's exactly his delivery on SNL. That's what he was hired to do.

[@macswanton9622]

@@pdlister He was the right choice. I haven't watched SNL for forty yrs. 🙃

[@JayAshkevron]

who exactly did he offend? Exactly?

[@pdlister]

@@JayAshkevron - didn't you watch it? He dropped some zingers on Biden and Trump, Fox News, NYT, and the audience in general. Watch it, again, and you'll hear them.

[@ChadGardenSinLA]

What a tough crowd, but way to go! And to finish it off w/ some decency, 'from most of you'... LoL!

[@ACAB-GAYCRAB]

Children are dying and the elites are pretending they aren’t making money off it. Some things never change.

[@Israel_hart113]

Yeah I imagine the corporate news people don't like being insulted on stage. Glad they were though

[@TonySnearly]

That cute f*kr made me cry. My all-time favorite was the zing that Biden remembers that Staten Island sided with the British during the American Revolution. My second favorite moment was Colin thanking his wife and how she had agreed to meet everyone there.

[@An097]

6:15 “So many incredible news organisations here tonight…also a few credible ones” omg Colin😂

[@billtodd999]

Excellent host

[@thomasmusyoka5796]

Meet my wife after the ceremony - I would really capitalize that😂😂

[@michaeldonovan3959]

Way to go Colin! Tough room, but you crushed it.

[@MartineReed]

I listened to it a second time and it sounded much better. Did C-SPAN turn down the volume o the laugh track during the live? 😮😊

[@AdolfsGirl]

libertarian party 2024.

[@AdolfsGirl]

free Palestine from Israel

[@ir8542]

Did he😂😂😂 he bombed

[@richardellis4636]

He was garbage

[@FVWhimsy2010]

I appreciate Colin's respectful humor at this event ... decency.

[@ronaldkonkoma4356]

That's why there were a few golf claps. Shane Gillis 2025

[@ReligiousAnon]

Colin did have jokes but he also brought his heart and put it into this.

[@153haring]

Calling someone decent may seem like a weak complement. It is the best complement that there is.

[@bigl6322]

Thought he saw Matt gaits but it was his own reflection in a spoon…on fucking point, right there!!

[@mirandasapphire8203]

I laughed too hard at that! 😂😭💀

[@roberthouston9036]

Me to 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@carn9507]

@user-mw9bd2ey6s cos spoons warp your reflection and he's saying his own warped reflection would look quite similar to matt gaetz's actual face

[@whicker59]

​@@carn9507I though it was because SNL Boy was scared of his own reflection/shadow 😂

[@rrg2248]

My favorite joke!😊

[@aarons5689]

“You know Jimmy Carter is out there thinking- I could maybe win this thing! …He’s only 99..” hahahahaahah

[@JoeVee-r9l]

Good stuff Collin

[@christinepierce7560]

👩‍🎤 I would love to see Colin and Michael Che 2gether doing this annual dinner event. They’re great as a team on SNL.

[@deadeyedmillennialmedia]

It’s the”that’s good!” lady for me.

[@A.K.00]

haha yea!

[@joelcarroll2870]

Was that not the first lady?

[@adv4287]

Wasn’t expecting Che’s pranks to follow jost all the way to the correspondents dinner

[@fcrick]

"Who is the new OJ? Is it Ditty?" Truer than we knew...

[@mv5075]

Colin Jost killed it!!! And I love that President Biden can laugh at himself!!! He has class and is a DECENT man, as Colin Jost says.

[@the1doncorleone]

Careful you might choke on how much you're sucking Biden

[@lblifetips1539]

Biden is decent? Lol.. I would do some research.. ASAP.

[@rolandosbolanos5078]

Colin nailed it. Atta boy! Now if the Supreme Court can come to their sense we might still have a democracy.

[@sirbader1]

We don't live in a democracy, champ.

[@whodis5438]

the Supreme Court, with its recent additions especially, are proof and product of the fact that our democracy is only nominal

[@MegAplin]

​@sirbader1 we are a Constitutional Republic, which in four history classes, I attended, we are also a Democracy. Universities different?

[@annedouglas9769]

@@sirbader1We vote for representatives, therefore a Democracy as well!!!

[@MegAplin]

​@@annedouglas9769 thank you, Anne.

[@RyanJackson-vp5he]

The black support joke was hilarious.

[@lyudmillawasright.]

"Decency" something we could use a lot more of.

[@lyudmillawasright.]

@@profsteve3 Try following some decent reporting instead of propaganda outlets

[@cesarmarquez428]

@stevenm....LOL you really are lost aren't you. Stop believing everything that the right tells you and educate yourself and stop being a sheep.

[@nl5828]

palestinians would strongly disagree that the current president has any sense of decency!

[@ericsneary5430]

@@profsteve3 LOL you MAGAts are a hoot

[@j.j.9123]

@stevemorrow, it means that Congress should have passed the bipartisan borders bill that Trump got the Republicans to jell because Trump thought it would help him win the election. Even some of the Republicans that had wrote the bill were afraid to vote for it because it might affect them politically if Trump went after them politically for supporting it.

[@robsalvv5853]

Nailed it!

[@rickycontreras2766]

The person in the background that kept saying “woo that’s good”😂😂

[@joelcarroll2870]

Pretty sure that was the first lady

[@meganm1074]

From the future… that was the next President.

[@franciscob.deoliveira8904]

A brilliant closing speech. 🎉

[@gp1683]

Very well done Colin!

[@Spo8]

Absolutely textbook. I don't think you can nail the balance of making fun of the president to his face while also staying classy better than this.

[@acommon1]

Well done 👍🏾 CJ especially the closing about “decency”

[@GMoneyTurk]

Solid performance. Terrible crowd.

[@whicker59]

Cause it was FILLED WITH NYC & DC DEMOCRATS

[@snappa77]

The awful crowd made it funnier for me.

[@SaudiaYoung]

Good job Colin!

[@Borisofficial76]

Beautiful damsel

[@BeatrisUlrich]

Hey he got a standing ovation by at least half. Colin was great!

[@pennya.5892]

Good job!

[@prdivamom]

Tough crowd… I loved every minute of Colin❤️❤️❤️

[@HerMajesty2222]

Now I see why Scarlett fell in love with him. He is handsome and funny,dry sense of humor and decent man❤. I wish them good health,good fortune and good lineage in their life together ❤❤❤❤❤. God bless them

[@takeoverusa]

Colin Jost, killed it. Classic.

[@whicker59]

Someone on SNL was funny? Who, where, when?

[@ACAB-GAYCRAB]

I think you mean Biden killed it and by it I think you meant 15,000 children?

[@davidv9631]

Go Colin, not easy making white collars laugh. Forget the political jokes, wife “hates privacy” she can’t be mad cause you Thanked her…

[@stamswayint]

The CSPAN joke never misses 😮

[@A.K.00]

and Hilton jokes :D

[@spidgeb3292]

"Like President Biden, I decided to lose all my black support." Gold.

[@mariekastler5391]

Excellent Work! Funny, On Point, Humble... SAVAGE!!!! "Second Gentleman", indeed!!!! De! Cen! Cy!

[@dustinmurphy82]

I love when he says crackhead and the cameras find one immediately 8:25

[@belacohen9226]

I really enjoyed his jokes, he made me laugh 👏 😁

[@lisaortiz635]

👍😂…ikr?

[@stevewise2932]

Man is a genius! Thank you Colin!

[@DaveAwesome]

12:00 ROFL!!!! I like the line, I didn't know there was a step down from foxnews too! HAHAHA

[@GaryKeener-j5s]

Decency should be the name of the game in tis election

[@pdlister]

Decency should be the name of the game in every election.

[@perdedenrothpedersen110]

Great job!

[@elbruces]

"There are so many incredible news organizations here tonight... also a few credible ones."

[@realandsurreal]

Good job Colin! I was laughing at your jokes even when the room wasn't!

[@AMR421RA]

Guess you were the rare ones

[@Ascertain4Yourself]

Just imagine what Don Rickles would have done at this diner.

[@marksavage879]

The only blowing in this crowd tonight, is the breeze that whistles between the ears of all the people with no sense of humor.

[@billtownbiker]

It's not a diner; it's a dinner.

[@marksavage879]

Blue plate special diner, by the looks of the crowd.

[@cabanford]

Wow. Epic thought ❤

[@mnfrench7603]

“There’s no booing, there’s no booing”

[@ElizabethSollazzo-Daland]

Leave it to a Staten Islandender to keep it real and on pointe!

[@ClarityDetermination]

I think many people did not "get" his jokes. I have to admit, Colin did stretch my brain.

[@henrytallent7819]

the Gaetz joke was about Matt’s gigantic 5-head.

[@alexiswinter6948]

He was too honest. 😉

[@brucemceachern3150]

Stay current on the news. The real news.

[@jonmesser1672]

he didn't have the audience, but he had me, funny as F

[@silencedogood2268]

Fucking boom roasted, this was great

[@toulousereg]

Not only did I enjoy this funny and thought provoking address, I felt the need to comment on the NY Times critic, Jason Zinoman who panned it. It is increasingly frustrating that the NY Times is selective about when to allow comments on an article. Often the comment sections have far more insight than articles that may have an agenda. Colin Jost is understated but that forces the audience to make an effort. I loved his comparing himself to Doug Emhoff. They are both second husbands. and “It’s after 10 p.m. Sleepy Joe is still awake, while Trump has spent the last week falling asleep in court every morning-though Fox News just said he was being anti-woke.”

[@Borisofficial76]

❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@kevintolliver2928]

He had his moments

[@amberandrews6842]

I love our President. It's so refreshing to have a president who can take a joke!

[@sjp4u338]

I loathe this president

[@Seekthetruth3000]

Biden is a joke.

[@amberandrews6842]

@@sjp4u338 you are allowed to. Although it is difficult to understand why.... Unless you buy all the Russian propaganda about him. Sorry if you do, I don't.

[@carrierosche9381]

FJB

[@bertanypascoal]

Enjoy because January he is not on the white house anymore 😂

[@RevisIslandNY]

His grandfather voting twice spot on!

[@wilfredolopez9865]

Yo when he becomes First Gentleman I'm still addressing him as "Doug"

[@swansonfamilyfarm6833]

The Che Joke delivered!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JohnSmith-qn3ob]

Damn C-Span, stop bumping the camera

[@The93Vector]

Hard to stabilize a handycam on a pocket tripod.

[@Svcb4self]

@@The93Vectoror while they’re laughing. Great job, Colin!

[@tonyc7301]

I will give it to Colin. He was far more even on both sides than I thought he would be. Of course the roast part is supposed to be about the current president, but his was about as good as it was going to get. The best part was how he trashed the media and their obviously uncomfortable reaction to the truth.

[@dougmackenzie5976]

Brilliant. Sharp. Pulled no punches. you can smell the nature of the crowd, when Jost quipped about needing Tik Tok to document the next assault on the Capitol; nobody laughed. seems like there were more right wingers in attendance, this time.

[@cbpaddingtonbear2606]

I think nobody laughed because they don't find it that much of a joke and also they all must be super worried about people getting their media from tiktok. As they are losing a whole generation. You can tell from the clapping at the other jokes the majority was left leaning to some degree

[@benfarrell3347]

Colin had the coldest response but just kept going, and I’m so happy with it! What an absolute hero.

[@christopherh4891]

But you know what made it great was Biden thought it was funny even the jabs at him. Swap in Trump and dude would of hat a meltdown then went and cried on 3 irrelevant youtube podcasts lol

[@dianaregan6698]

I really enjoyed all of Colin’s presentation. It was funny and true on both sides.

[@pierre.dupont]

If reality forces you to vote for the least worst, picking the decent candidate is a valid reason to save the planet. Thank you Colin. That started silly, but ended as a masterpiece.

[@arcanondrum6543]

Highbrow humor has its' critics. Many of them have commented here already. Lucky for them, spell check is a thing.

[@sirbader1]

"Its'"? Gtf outta here.

[@crimpinurpimpin]

You apparently don’t have spellcheck? But yes. I agree. Many of the people commenting must’ve thought they were watching a stand up routine and are critical of the jokes or what he chose to speak on. I’d like to see them do this. Colin killed it.

[@MariaPerez-pl9tc]

Colin made fun of the orange toddler, some repuglicans and even President Biden...about that!!!....but in all seriousness, mentioning his deceased grandfather and comparing him to President Biden was very sweet ...Colin Jost was a Hit tonight!!!

[@dyleris]

The 'deceased this year' part was truly sneaky!

[@cr41gieboy]

oh please

[@briansounalath]

He’s like the handsome nerd in school. On the west coast they don’t look like this but the east coast elites yeah.

[@steverdms]

Ok, that was extremely good.

[@lawbinson]

Compared to previous hosts, this feels more like we’re sitting in on a dinner between Joe and Collin’s families.

[@cr41gieboy]

yep... fucking sickening. And no mention of Assange from a single "journalist". Tools of the corporate state, the lot of them.

[@cjames4084]

Excellent. Well done. Make sure you see the conclusion at 18:55 regarding Colin's grandfather from Staten Island. On point, and very touching. Here's to decency!!! Standing ovation is well deserved. The naysayers missed the boat on this comedic triumph.

[@TheHypeEngine]

Matt Gaetz is at regular prom 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@wintersbabyy]

Oh, I thought it would be Seth Meyers because he’s been unavailable all week, but this is a nice surprise. Love you Colin, you did great!!!

[@Speedy4527]

Seth was on standby in case Donald made a surprise appearance.