Terrible Advice on Surviving Plane Crash | TikTok Roast

[@Garretthegr8]

“Great news most pilots don’t get into car accident while they’re flying” I’m dead ☠️

[@PianoLake]

U could say flying cars and stuff like that but a plane is stronger as the pilot said

[@bruh-nt9fy]

*most*

[@joshualegend8090]

💀

[@zlptkon]

She meant if the plane seats were car seats which shes still wrong but yall got her misunderstood

[@jasonstellaris]

Most.

[@kacperk886]

"Airlines want you to die in a crash" Imagine trying to get people to fly on your airline when you have a 100% fatality rate in any crash.

[@georgiykireev9678]

@@onedollasnake I agree with your general idea, but this 95% figure must count controlled emergency landings as crashes. If any serious damage is caused to the plane during the landing, chances are all or most people on board are dead

[@Phireo]

@@georgiykireev9678 There's a few crashes that had 100% deaths... very few... but... most aren't on impact, but because they crashes in a way that prevented rescue from coming quick enough, or prevented the survivors from exiting the plane when it caught fire and burned or suffocated everyone still alive on board. About 10 years ago, when I last checked, the rate was close to 53% deaths from major clashes. Also, in a QI episode they explained how difficult it is to fly a plane even for experienced fliers of non commercial planes. As he explains it, nowadays it seems there are auto landing methods too, so... listen to what he says: Ask the flight attendant to do his or her job, or, if they are too panicked, learn how to operate the radio and call... that's it.

[@bayardkyyako7427]

It reminds me of dumb shit like how people believe the government is trying to hide the fact the earth is flat, like first off, which government? Second off, what purpose does that serve? Same people also believe the moon landing is fake, like we just build these vertical explosions for the fucks and sucks, what would the government have to gain from lying about that? "Oh we went to a desolate area and legitimized a new branch of science." oh no... don't do that...

[@kitma9]

@@georgiykireev9678 not much you can do about going down at 200m/s though

[@Blaowzir]

lol, this is such a stupid argument right?!?! they don't want to get sued by victims of an accident...In the event of an hypothetical death in a plane accident I believe the family of the victim will get a way bigger compensation than if said victim was injured.. think about it before you tiktok

[@mishmash6570]

The second woman with the short hair saying “the seats aren’t gonna survive a plane crash” Most of the pictures I’ve seen of planes that have crashed, the seats are still intact.

[@manhvu4988]

I was thinking about the same thing lmfao she sounded so dumb

[@indiana_holmes]

Likely because it wasn't a car crash. 🤣

[@leokim47]

@@indiana_holmes was that sarcasm?

[@indiana_holmes]

@@leokim47 lol, yes

[@Emperorhirohito19272]

No they’re really unstable because they’re made of steel frames and screws😂

[@SieggurtzuSpeyer]

Plane Seats: she explained what a plane seat is made of. She claimed that they would not sustain a minor car crash. As a professional car mechanic I can assure you, a car seat is produced the exact same way. A Metal frame, some wires, foam and fabric for comfort and zip ties. And they definetly withstand the forces of a heavy crash! And so do plane seats!

[@ilkeboat78]

Exactly cos sometimes you can find car seats in debris field

[@SieggurtzuSpeyer]

@@ilkeboat78 Where in my comment do you read this? Your reply dosn't make any sense. Watch the clip beginning 5:03. As mentioned, she claims Plane seat woudn't sustain a minor car crash, because of how they are built. I explained how car seats are built which is the exact same way. Car seats withstand heavy forces. They have to be tested and prooved to withstand at least 4 times the maximum force possible to become road legal! And since plane seats are manufactured the same way (according to her words) they can handle the same amount of stress and there are similar regulations and certification processes in place to ensure the safety of these seats as well. I do not like to be made fun of, especially with such a dumb response.

[@robertgaudet7407]

@@ilkeboat78they found Yamamoto in his seat. Had a hole through his head though.

[@Chippys_comments]

Metal is very strong but... 7:26

[@RucaTuga]

I completely disagree. Airplane seats are made from lighter materials and the frames also reduced in size width to reduce weight even further so it is true that those aren´t made thinking on survival.

[@Dr.Schlitz]

Regarding the first woman’s comments about airlines want you to die so you can’t sue: she’s no lawyer. If you are killed in a crash due to airline negligence, your estate can sue. Dying does not invalidate your claim.

[@MammalianCreature]

It's also like she forgot families exist. They'd probably sue if you died.

[@TheoCynical]

Post mortem advice right here! Lol

[@juliovouga7246]

dying pretty much guarantees that you have a case :v

[@a.neko.77]

Yeah they can stop YOU suing by doing thta but by doing this you’ll probably get even more lawsuits from family

[@whalemingo5601]

but seriously your neck or your backs gonna break if you actually do assume the fetal position

[@Hutchman05]

“The airliners literally want you to die so you don’t sue them” that is probably one of the most idiotic things I’ve ever heard.

[@atf113billybop2]

I know that's this generation of idiots today.

[@dsdy1205]

must be someone without family members who love them and would want to sue on their behalf if they died

[@BigTylt]

@@atf113billybop2 Ah, generations consist of 3 people, I see. Also, I have no doubt in my mind that you could probably get some 50 year-old somewhere to believe these "facts" if you stick it in their Facebook feed or something.

[@AlibifortheAfterlife]

Was an old rumor that wrongful death payouts are cheaper than injury suits (which would involve the airline paying for the physical and emotional rehab of all of the people injured). Less idiotic when phrased that way, but yes, still idiotic.

[@limecrime187]

i mean it’s true tho

[@CheesyNoodlez]

“They literally want you to die so you won’t sue for millions” Like families don’t exist. I loathe TikTok

[@RebelDaGeneral]

🤡🤡🤡🤡

[@MammalianCreature]

Yeah. Happens all the time. Plane will go down and some family member will try to make money off the death.

[@fergusdenoon1255]

Well, if the plane crashes and the only person who gets injured is some person with broken legs because they didn't follow the flight attendants instructions... Who's getting sued?

[@fatcatjinglebell]

i have the app to listen to the crap they think is true. Its funny to be smart and listen to idiots

[@MammalianCreature]

@@fatcatjinglebell Pride comes before the fall. Try not to become what you hate.

[@chriscollins2147]

100% of pilots have had zero car accidents while flying a plane Such a priceless little moment from this one, thank you Kelsey

[@robertgaudet7407]

They run into motorbikes on the runways in Indonesia semi-regularly, in fairness.

[@EJassassin1530]

@@robertgaudet7407why tf are their motorbikes on the runway🤣 I swear you’d find a Motor bike in a kitchen in Indonesia

[@infinitetaquito4484]

@@EJassassin1530it spawned in the wrong spot

[@Deguy851]

Maybe 99.9% because 2 months ago a plane hit a fire truck. 2 people died😢 R.I.P

[@infinitetaquito4484]

@@Deguy851 it’s a truck not a car

[@itb4255]

"They LITERALLY want you to die" - Definetly intelligent person.

[@mobuu___]

d e f i n e t l y

[@PurpleTurtle1337]

LITERALLY intelligent person.

[@snickerdoodle212]

Definetly. 👌🏾

[@Bolzeph]

*d* *e* *f* *i* *n* *e* *t* *l* *y*

[@imanelsafy]

This especially stupid because your family could still sue for even more if you died than you could if you survived. Definitely an intellectual here.

[@a.l-moodli3978]

That’s like saying “when u drown, just drink the water. Water is healthy”

[@zzzy5689]

Lmaoooo

[@anub1s954]

You're gonna blow up like the WTC EDIT-Aight I'm sorry this is just some dark humor I don't mean to offend anyone I am truly sorry for the people who've lost their lives on the 9/11 incident.

[@Bella22641]

Lol

[@millerrepin4452]

I remember in fallout 3 my character would be drowning and I would drink water to gain back health lol

[@madams6198]

"You mean, water, like from the toilet? Try Brawndo! It's what plants crave!"

[@M4ii0r]

"Listen to the professionals instead of tiktokers" you'd think this shouldn't need to be said out loud...

[@sirvix9024]

True

[@Agent_chees]

Ikr

[@reinq_5584]

You see.... common sense are getting less and less common these days.. soooo *is :"D

[@Justin-st6og]

I think that comes from the general public losing trust in authority figures. Even if they’re speaking facts.

[@reinq_5584]

@Mr. Cheese good point

[@billclisham8668]

As a former tow truck driver I can tell you for sure that you do NOT want your knees flying into your face. For some reason teenage girls like to put their feet either on the dashboard or out the window on the outside rearview mirror and when a wreck happens the airbag sends their knees into their teeth at close to 200 mph and as for the ones with their legs out the window, they are usually pulled out from under the dashboard, well except for their right leg which is ripped off and is hanging in a tree somewhere.

[@Spamhard]

I remembered attending a crash where their legs had smashed into their face so hard, the impact had basically shattered their skull so badly the bone shards/teeth in their brain killed them. Broken legs definitely weren't their biggest issue. Seeing shit like that definitely made me more aware of how I hold my steering wheel too, haha. Some of the injuries even from hand vs face were wild. Planes may not have airbags, but the force of a crash impact would likely be just as much or more than an airbag sending your knees straight into your face. Think I'll stick to keeping my head down and away from that sorta danger.

[@aryanram02]

yep and this is the reason big warning signs are present near the front of the car and they said that we should NOT hold a baby while sitting there cause in the event of a crash which deploys the airbags, the baby's gonna be squished

[@punkrocksmidge]

​@@aryanram02please don't ever hold your baby while driving.

[@IceTTom]

@@punkrocksmidge Keep it in the trunk instead

[@marquisdelafayette1929]

When I was younger I was in a car and had the seat all the way down with no seatbelt (I’d been out drinking and started at 4 PM and passed out around 10 before my now ex woke me up to leave). So I got in the car and immediately went to sleep again, or rather tried. He didn’t get far on the highway before crashing and flipping the car. I was ejected and had severe injuries and only survived because I was minutes from multiple trauma centers. Also, being drunk supposedly helped since I didn’t brace and got tossed like a rag doll. Was in a coma, had massive internal injuries, and severe road rash burns among other things. But yeah, wear your seatbelt and i was lucky enough to be wearing Ugg’s which protected my feet and miraculously survived. So footwear is definitely important as well. I couldn’t even imagine trying to escape a plane crash with flip flops or heels on.

[@radicalcat4942]

"If idiots could fly, TikTok would be an airport." - 74Gear, The Art Of Piloting.

[@Sophiebryson510]

Air port? I think he meant airforce

[@417Owsy]

ironic lol

[@EpiqueGamerBeaux]

And KZbin would be the Pilot - Stolen from another guy

[@fifital6239]

@@EpiqueGamerBeaux wouldn't Twitter be more accurate tho

[@Gilicus18793420blazingfury]

@@fifital6239 No, Twitter would be too busy explaining why pushing buttons in the cockpit is problematic, racist, ableist, sexist and homophobic.

[@_phong.huynh_]

People on TikTok acting like they’ve been an expert for years because they saw a random comment on Pinterest.

[@kakyoindonut3213]

"I've been working for years on a multibillion company" he is a cashier on mcdonald

[@lessgetit4841]

5:14 Source: Trust me!

[@NoJusticeNoPeace]

Blame smartphones. There's a recent psych study which showed that people with access to a smartphone greatly overestimate their competency in any given subject. The hypothesis is that the brain is incapable of telling the difference between knowledge it contains and knowledge it can access through a smartphone, so people believe they know everything you could find with a Google search -- which is basically all the knowledge known to humanity. This also explains why Zoomers, who have been raised with smartphones, are so utterly certain with their Dunning-Kruger ignorance.

[@NamelessTheHater]

@@NoJusticeNoPeace I mean, Where else would they get their source of information? Mostly rumour in the cellphone or irl

[@SarahDel]

He also needs to do more research. There is currently a scientific debate on safest crash position. Also, look it up MIDDLE SEAT is the safest statistically.

[@phantomblue523]

"The seats are made of steel frames and little screws-" Yeah Jessica, it's almost like they need to launch 500 of them INTO THE AIR

[@Johnye_]

EXACTLY 😂

[@nasakun7398]

Damn

[@jiahelu6317]

@Don McLaughlin maybe, just maybe it’s so that you don’t fly out of your seat when there is some turbulence, i dunno though…

[@dylandixon4058]

@@jiahelu6317 thats the only thing i could come up with too

[@rowni]

@Don McLaughlin you're thinking a little too extra. Not everything is a conspiracy theory

[@nuggetman09]

What I hate is when a crew does all they can to keep you alive and all that is in your mind is 'im going to sue you'

[@Philostipher]

They should try suing Mother Nature, considering she's the one responsible for most terrible plane crashes lol

[@kiwimusume]

Never ever EVER conflate corporate (whom these people would be suing) with the crew. EVER.

[@claytonwade3570]

@@Philostiphermother nature would laugh and strike them with lightning

[@aiku111]

What about medical expenses? What if there was maintenance neglect that caused de.aths? Maybe you were referring to right away but at some point I think it's only right for the airline to help with those expenses

[@SnepyV2]

"The airliners literally want you to die so you don’t sue them " and next they send Assassin's for family to make sure they don't sue them

[@kakyoindonut3213]

why would the airliners company want you to die so you don't sue them, when you literally still have a family that could sue them.

[@dalla-think3765]

@@kakyoindonut3213 frl.... Its so dumb

[@flargarbason1740]

Airline ninjas

[@dariya1873]

The person talking is definitely greedy too, sue them for millions, yeah totally listen to someone who have this mindset

[@premaryaljr.5386]

😂😂🤣🤣 underrated

[@gdjohnson1023]

“They literally want you to die so you can’t sue the airline” If you die your family can sue the airline's anyone can sue the airlines for a deadly crash

[@r6sr331]

I was thinking that too

[@r6sr331]

Big brain

[@gdjohnson1023]

@@r6sr331 lol i typed this b4 he said it

[@r6sr331]

@@gdjohnson1023 same

[@nvgboiyes6386]

Also if the intention is revealed that they want you to die then that will be a huge scandal also researchers will study the best crash positions so if it was bad position and words spreads the company will be even more screwed so that is why logically airlines will not do that also because airlines have enough pressure on them anyway so doing that will make it worse

[@okayana2198]

its so terrifying hearing these people speak so confidently while spreading misinformation...are they okay?

[@jefferydebbink282]

No they aren’t! They belong in a lunatic asylum!

[@lukiklepsa6218]

They propably actually believe it. Because they obviously "cannot" be wrong.

[@ceetiguilamoreno2550]

They say that the people that are smartest still view themselves learning students and are not that confident ; as for the people that are not smart are the most confident when it comes to talking…

[@Ale_100G]

They're fine. they just care about views, popularity, likes etc. so, on the contrary, they're not fine, they are the most dense people on tiktok

[@ShoesArtwork]

that's tiktok in a nutshell

[@Corvus380]

I love the statement “this is America we love to sue people” I started laughing 😂

[@ir4zs]

Can you blame them? They're just trying to get them Nanite clusters so they can get a starship shield module.

[@aiku111]

Not sure if you have to sue for wrongful death or injury for airlines to pay for medical/rehabilitation or funeral bills but don't you think they should if it was their fault an injury or de.ath happened? Don't you think they should help with those expenses and be held accountable so it doesn't happen to other people? Suing an airline doesn't sound money hungry and unreasonable in every case to me if that's the only way to do those things

[@TedsHoldOver]

"They literally want you to die, so that you don't sue the airline." The confidence in that statement. 😅😂🤣

[@lilia3944]

Especially since the family of the deceased can sue to airline for money, and depending on the injuries that happened (how expensive medical care is) that might even be more, plus as far as I know commercial airplanes are actually required to have insurance, including liability insurance, in many countries - so it's unlikely that the airline actually has to pay the majority of that money.

[@ertsec]

Not to mention that suing for injuries is almost always less than suing for wrongful death

[@DakotaWolf666]

The fact that if it were to come out that this was true the airlines would be sued out the ass and fined out the ass way worse than if you survived a crash and sued them

[@zephyr8072]

To say nothing of the hit to reputation that will directly harn their business. If a plane crashes and 50 people get injured not that many will notice. If a plane crashes and 50 people DIE then a lot more pay attention to that headline

[@dr.bendover-md]

But that’s what relatives are for: they’ll sue the airline on your behalf because you can’t do it since you’re dead 👍

[@littleferrhis]

“You’re legs will probably break, but your survival rate is a lot higher” Umm...good luck escaping a probably burning or sinking airplane with no legs.

[@fiskfisk33]

oh god...

[@stormovik]

Actually, for the majority of cases, survival rates are higher even with no legs than no head

[@srg1552]

lol

[@eliteiel9747]

@@stormovik well i mean with her method youll be losing both

[@davidnixon8529]

XD

[@secretname2093]

"oh no our pilots are unconscious" "don't need to worry bro. I'm a professional tiktoker" Top ten phrase you should be afraid

[@Starlight-by3cf]

Ye

[@cryamistellimek9184]

Just grab the stick and send the plane into a nosedive, at least you go out in a quick dignified way.

[@theannihilator7989]

Hares some advice punch the shit out of him and say don’t listen to him

[@nekuro5581]

lol! Tiktokers : prepare for impact! lets jump a second before the crash.

[@Honestbballfan]

@@cryamistellimek9184 kinda like the third plane crash in 911

[@onemercilessming1342]

My childhood sweetheart was a US Navy pilot. I got to talk to him many years after our childhoods were over. I confessed to him how terrified I am of flying and he said this: " The pilots want to get to their destination every bit as much as you do."

[@mentallyexhausted3116]

Plane: *fails* Random guy: “ don’t worry, I seen this on tik tok” *dies*

[@navjotsingh2251]

“Don’t worry, I seen this on Tik Tok” - the words you never want to hear in any crisis 😳

[@cothinker680]

Can we take out underwear to survivem

[@soapevar]

@@navjotsingh2251 famous last words

[@not_professor5632]

LMAO TRUE

[@aranjaysharma]

get's killed by a person with common sense before he does anything*

[@TheAutisticOwl]

When it comes to plane advice, I'm listening to pilots over a bunch of TikTokers.

[@GhostHostMemories]

Uhhhh ever hear if safety in numbers? Yeah more tiktokers than plane drivers! Check and made /s

[@TheAutisticOwl]

@@GhostHostMemories You mean Check and Mate?

[@se-kmg355]

So we are not supposed to take advise from Tiktokers?! I am lost now....

[@CaptainJadenAR]

Same here

[@CaptainJadenAR]

SE-KMG Never.

[@FirstResponderProtector]

"Pilots never get into car crash accidents, been flying for years never crashed into a car when I'm 30000 feets in the air" - professionnal pilot

[@ChrisMansour]

Hey bro just saying that the average height for a commercial aeroplane is 30,000 feet🙃

[@547t_gaming]

@@ChrisMansour professionals have standards

[@o_chite]

How tf can a plane survive being 590,000 feet in the air

[@jbflynn4134]

thats halfway to the moon

[@FirstResponderProtector]

For those who are saying that it's too high for any plane here is my response: it's something called a joke

[@michaelmcgowan]

as an ex-flight attendant, somebody had sent me the first video shown here and asked is this was true, I was like "helllll no", gotta protect your head, highest survivabilty rate. and put your tray table up, unless you want to guillotine yourself

[@Philostipher]

That awkward moment when Weird Al gives better safety advice than people online who are trying to give expert advice on airline safety. Gotta put your tray table up, and your seat back in the full upright position!

[@kryeyingface720]

Tiktok: If your plane crashes, don't die. Dying kills you.

[@Smallsley]

Wait. It does? Gosh, TikTok really told me otherwise.

[@icvel6308]

hm im need to ask this dude if this is false or not

[@a_Playerwastaken]

OMG I never knew that!

[@loversroll1]

🤣🤣🤣 every brain on TikTok

[@SaiMorphX]

Dead is dead! M-O-O-N that spells dead!!! XD

[@clintonwilcox4690]

"have no common sense" You've basically just described everyone on TikTok.

[@SnowySnails]

Yes 👍

[@jjducharme1]

For the win!

[@mikeclarke3005]

and most under 30 today

[@gordslater]

yeah but the makeup and fashion tips are excellent, so the benefit to humanity will even it all out /s

[@Brandon-dh5rd]

No true but ok

[@monstermonty9074]

"They want you die so you don't sue the airline" Family of the deceased: Are we a joke to you?

[@poopoopy2821]

@@User-tk8fj bro u good?

[@monstermonty9074]

@@poopoopy2821 leave them alone, they clearly have some form of mental disability. To not understand something that was quite clearly a joke.

[@jeffersonmonang7165]

@@poopoopy2821 They must be a tiktoker who gives false information. Best to avoid such people.

[@bitbot9834]

@@monstermonty9074 checked his channel out of curiosity and he plays nascar games, so there is definitely some sort of mental issue

[@monstermonty9074]

@@bitbot9834 Truly an intellectual beyond our understanding

[@thetaterman7317]

That second girl in the video she has those hearts going around her head that gives her creditability so we should definitely listen to her

[@cheesy_ground_beef]

A flight attendant's "real" job is not to get you snacks. Their job is to ensure you don't die. A family member retired from 40+ years as a flight attendant, and some of the rude ass passengers she had to deal with made my blood boil. Be nice to your flight attendants!!!

[@Mrmjd-v7q]

Basically

[@Mrmjd-v7q]

But yes be nice to ur flight attendants

[@alien1299]

It pains me to see people not realise that authorities would already have sued the airlines a hundred times over if they actually tried to hurt the passengers

[@spectrumwarrior9560]

common sense escapes these ppl. if the plane crashes and you find yourself in a "lost" scenario you gon regret being rude to that flight attendant LOL

[@miizuakiya]

flight attendants are cool

[@marvaslater2283]

"Stupidity is not a virus but it sure is spreading like one" -Sandy

[@Agent_chees]

Yes it is

[@kingfloridaman5274]

I can’t say anything considering my name

[@teufortimusprime4929]

CAUZ THEYRE SO DARN STOOPID

[@virwinsinstruments2209]

just tik tok people trying to give advice to other tik tokers

[@giangamer6903]

@@teufortimusprime4929 and cringe too

[@shadetreetech]

“Most pilots don’t have get into car accidents in the air”…that’s hilarious!!!

[@flypengiun4454]

"Most"

[@bluefusion3565]

Being involved in a plane crash is about 1 in 11,000,000 according to the FAA. So good luck with that. Hold up, I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT

[@snowletxd]

@74-61-6c-6b same bro.

[@ains2904]

Me with my giant slingshot and magazine of Toyota siennas bout ya change the whole game.

[@abilitytodream7659]

Link

[@vinnieg6161]

I could just imagine that guy who landed on the hudson river saying "Well, the airline doesn't want any survivors so let's crash into a city"

[@NessieNice]

😂😂😂 For everyone wondering, search: US Airways Flight 1549

[@coolguy12399]

“Most pilots don’t get into car accidents while they’re flying” LMAOOO

[@royhsieh4307]

genius! also most drivers don't get into airplane accidents while they are driving!

[@Gayardavava]

It actually happened once in Italy (no one died) but the car driver still managed to write in the accident report that he honked the plane but it didn't stop - ITALIA.

[@vari6129]

It actually happened a dhl plane was flying to high and got split in half by a Boeing

[@arga1966]

@@Gayardavava 😂😂

[@crytexk102]

Unless the car is 69696969 foot tall its true

[@matodragonespor5000]

That tiktoker saying "I used to work for an aerospace company designing airplane sits" sounds like that kid in school that said "Nintendo 65 is coming next year, I know because my uncle works at Nintendo"

[@AnmlPeeweeIsHere]

Recaro makes seats for airplanes, Recaro isn't an aerospace company, that's just one ofc. I feel like she said "aerospace" company to have more credibility up front.

[@elliothicks4747]

@@AnmlPeeweeIsHere in all fairness, I trust Recaro seats.

[@AnmlPeeweeIsHere]

@@elliothicks4747 yeah absolutely so do I

[@AnmlPeeweeIsHere]

@@elliothicks4747 my point was she probably said she worked for an "aerospace" company when she probably didn't. She only said it to give her self upfront credibility. In aeronautics, all the safety doesn't go in the seats, it goes in the avionics and their redundancy. If she worked in an aerospace company she would know that, but you can't trust tik tok for any useful information.

[@IsleNaK]

@@AnmlPeeweeIsHere "I used to work in an aerospace company [as a janitor/secretary/security guard/truck driver]". Oh, she may have worked in such a company, you never know, she didn't mention what exactly _she_ did in that company :D

[@davidmitchell005]

I love how he says, “I have had ZERO car crashes while flying a plane”.

[@Mr-Ad-196]

Lol genius.

[@legoanakinskywalker6094]

I can confirm cars don't usually fly in the air.

[@DartLuke]

Me playing GTA 5,”Not on my watch”

[@runisa]

@@legoanakinskywalker6094 in furious 7 they did

[@legoanakinskywalker6094]

@@runisa I said usually

[@DocHellfish]

Thanks to Kelsey, I thank all of the flight attendants as I exit. I also stick my head towards the cockpit as I deplane and thank the pilots, especially if we have turbulent because I love it. I've now come to treat flight crews as fellow veterans as a former combat medic. Air crews are awesome, especially in this disrespectful era.

[@danielf.285]

General Rule of Thumb: just never listen to TikTokers

[@kala1780]

Or, never listen to people on the Internet

[@Stones309]

@@kala1780 so we cant listen to this guy’

[@wattson451]

@@kala1780 no, just Tiktokers and Redditors.

[@iliketurtles2187]

@@wattson451 this

[@Crimsusy]

Hmm sounds like common sense

[@grondhero]

"Don't believe everything you see on Tik Tok." _- Abe Lincoln, Jedi master_

[@Linerunner99]

I thought he was a Vampire Hunter...

[@Lavthefox]

Yeah I'm gonna call BS, he was a Jedi Knight...

[@AljayArceo]

You're all wrong, he was the president of the Soviet Union.

[@74gear]

Abe was such a visionary to know about tiktok when he did!

[@82ndAbnVet]

@@Linerunner99 I loved that movie! Can't believe it wasn't a big success. My favorite part was when he handed little Teddy Roosevelt a big stick and told him to walk quietly!

[@Frisher1]

"The seat is not made for you to survive" I have seen plane crashes where the the only thing left is a seat or what remains of it, literally.

[@zuflis]

true, i've seen news coverage that shows disaster relief picking up an intact seat

[@tomtessier9771]

Yeah. A friend's granddaughter was still strapped in next to a nurse as part of two seats bolted together. They were the only two people to survive an incident with a 737 missing the runway in fog and attempting a go-around. The aircraft broke up as it pancaked the ground. Thank God for the strength of those seats.

[@maxmackinlay618]

The seats are now designed to withstand 16g before the anchor points detach which is fairly impressive.

[@Excludos]

@@maxmackinlay618 That's a worthless number. G is only worth anything when combined with time. 16G over a period of several minutes is a lot, but a car crash can momentarily reach several hundred Gs and still be survivable because of the tiny amount of time it happens across. 16G in a crash is almost nothing.

[@Fujhipngff]

@@Excludos 🤦‍♂️

[@markouellette6868]

If they are so terrified of the way a seat is made I cant wait to see their reaction to how light to structural support of a wing is or the fact the cover is like sheet metal

[@nicholasorr6051]

Tiktokers would probably watch the wing flex on modern planes like the 787 and then go 'Don't fly on this plane, it's gonna break!'

[@Leon-mn8eo]

if I'm ever in a plane crash and someone says "don't worry guys, I saw this in a tiktok" id just sit back and accept my fate.

[@robatwarrior3591]

Me too

[@Shadowmanisreallycool]

me too

[@ourhandsaretied]

Especially if the pilot says that

[@yasininn76]

Yeah he's probably gonna doom the whole plane, so I'd just think about how I had a good ride

[@mrhorrorface]

I’d make them sit their ass down because they don’t know what they are doing, if I had any real knowledge or experience with aircraft

[@authorofone]

“Those seats couldn’t survive a car crash” Most seats couldn’t, and if you have a car hurtling at your back in the middle of a plane crash, you have worse problems than the seat’s construction

[@conman1111]

You make a fair point lmao

[@lavishdemmybo]

Tha beginning is 🧢. Look at durability test on things like seats in vehicles and plane seats are some of the worst. She was stating a fact. A regular car seat is better🤷🏾‍♂️rest is most definitely true😂😂

[@axolost]

@@lavishdemmybo would you rather have car seats in a plane and have the plane crash because of the added weight?

[@youknowwhat9911]

@@lavishdemmybo well it would be strange if a car seat wasn’t better so I don’t know what point you’re trying to make. There’s is by far way more accidents by car than by airplane so car seats need to be modeled to handle that impact and can sustain the weight since they’re on the ground. Planes on the other hand don’t need to and can’t handle added weight. And like the guy in the video said no matter how strong the seat is if you’re crashing from that high in the air into the ground it’s not saving you 😭

[@lavishdemmybo]

@@axolost added weight will result in lower elevation. And if rockets can go into space, i can care less about the extra weight cuz it doesn’t matter🤷🏾‍♂️all i said was they were not as durable as car seats which is a fact. Not a suggestion that it should change

[@deankastler1334]

“I used to work for a company that made airline seats” Translated: “I was a receptionist for a company that made specific parts and bolts for certain aircraft, not used for commercial airlines.”

[@arandompianist7371]

More like a cleaner

[@glassius_prime]

as he said, it doesnt matter what type of seat is on a plane, if you hit a mountain its screwed just as much as you probably think you are. if i have a heated seat, with all the bits and bobs, its still gonna get smashed to pieces if a plane hits the side of a mountain

[@codmott286]

She probably doesn't work for any such job at all, these TikTokers just make up complete hogwash in order to feel special

[@whitezombie10]

@@arandompianist7371 shit, I wanted to say it

[@dreamwolf7302]

Thats like someone from Nike saying the product is design to kill you because it doesnt stop bullets.

[@shelbymansour4101]

Man, the amount of misinformation TikTokkers put out there is insane…this type of misinformation could quite literally get someone killed. This is a great and important series!

[@lara_young]

“TikTokers have little to no common sense.” Definitely the most accurate statement in this video 😂

[@daddytome4824]

Lmao

[@youknowwhat9911]

It’s honestly kinda concerning because from what I’ve seen the kids on tik tok are between 9-14. They’re very impressionable especially during this era where everyone thinks the government and these big companies are out to get you, so as soon as they see these kinds of videos they believe them and think they’re woke

[@annasmith1906]

@@youknowwhat9911 sad to say that I actually believed her b4 I saw this video

[@VideoCesar07]

I really, really, REALLY hope that first video was a joke cause if they follow her advice it won't be the airlines getting sued. SMH

[@user-ot7ec9fc7n]

Thats cuz tiktok is shit

[@brockprichard9881]

Imagine your pilots are unconscious and you’re like: “step aside, i’m an expert, i saw this on a tik tok once.”

[@coryjarrett2952]

@@CapitalLuke you made me laugh so hard my spit went up my nose.

[@BYRDE1917]

I have 27 hours of experience in X-Plane 10 on my phone

[@crome2021]

“Guess I’ll die.”

[@staplezasmr408]

@@CapitalLuke didn’t the 9/11 hijacker learn to fly planes through flight simulator? Don’t quote me on this but I think I heard it somewhere

[@sus5976]

@@staplezasmr408 definitely

[@crayoneater6034]

"Your legs probably break, but your chances of survival are way higher." Ah yes, because the one thing you want when landing in water, is non functional legs

[@zegg90]

your pending lawsuit will keep you afloat

[@Noobletines]

And I will send you a cease and desist to stop living

[@nnelg8139]

@@zegg90 not financially, though

[@Justanotherguy101]

Well tbh gonna suck to have a broken spine too

[@gatenarmstrong928]

I’d rather have broken legs than being paralyzed in the water

[@hnichole]

For the altitude one, as someone who has only flown on a plane literally 4 times in my whole life, I immediately recognized how stupid it would be to drop the altitude without knowing what's around you, that is such an easy way to crash into a mountain or another obstacle, especially if it's not convenient blue sunny skies kind of weather. Wild how people peddle this stuff on TikTok like it's fact. 😭

[@stephentordoff]

If we construct a hypothetical similar to Helios 522 (one that seems impossible in reality), I wonder what the best course of action is: both pilots are unconscious (suspected hypoxia), you've tried and failed to contact anyone on the radio (so presumably everyone else who knows how to use the radio is unconscious as well or the radio is completely dead), there's no alternative form of communication (e.g. mobile phone/Wi-Fi), you've somehow got into the locked cockpit, AND there's no supplemental oxygen anywhere on the plane (yet apparently you're fine). Do you start a descent to 10,000ft (and be ready to respond to a TCAS or GPWS alert), or is there a better plan I haven't thought of? (I'm not a pilot, so there's a good chance the answer is yes). Staying on autopilot retrying the radio/waiting for someone to contact you is only practical for so long, particularly if there's no oxygen (somehow) so you might pass out as well. Either way, the answer is a pretty long way from "First descend to 4,000ft"!

[@whathefuckisthishandle]

@@stephentordofftheres a small hatch thing on the front row baggage area, open it, get a mask, enter the cockpit, find the transponder enter 7700 on the transponder if its an airbus and youre relatively close to an airport theres an auto land button on some models, pray to whatever your god is that it actually works instead of fucking you over

[@whathefuckisthishandle]

@@stephentordoffif it is on autopilot press the A/P disengage (button on yoke/joystick) which will alert you and give you full control of the aircraft and if youre a decent flight simmer you could MAYBE land it

[@FUCKTSERIES]

TikTok should've stayed as a platform for entertainment, not spreading information that's basically saying "trust me, this will work"

[@mathewisbrutsk335]

Tiktok shouldnt exist in the first place

[@SaadNabil]

@@mathewisbrutsk335 i wish.

[@okthatsfine8947]

source : trust me

[@canttouchmyswag]

@@mathewisbrutsk335 tiktok bad

[@BOFRDASLEEPER]

"guys trust me, megalodon is still exist till this day! -source trust me dude"

[@delta606]

"They want you to die because they don't want you to sue them" Me: *dies in an airplane crash* My family: Well, I guess that's it...

[@408redd5]

69 like

[@uwu-chan]

@@408redd5 no

[@408redd5]

@@uwu-chan Yes

[@uwu-chan]

@@408redd5 ok

[@alkzavaleta7876]

@THE Little Nate because of psychological trauma, of course. I learnt a lot since I moved to America

[@connerwalters2836]

We should sue the tik tokers for "millions" for telling people how NOT to survive a plane crash

[@bdemaree]

I think you'd have trouble proving that you believed they were a credible source AND that you're mentally stable enough to bring a case to court.

[@connerwalters2836]

@@bdemaree That's to much logic for my brain cell plz stop🥶

[@fastboi2417]

Agreeeeeee 1 million percent no argue

[@arunkumaarpoongothaiprabha5020]

Well we can still report these idiots for misinformation... It can potentially be fatal as well and as far as I know, atleast 3 out of 5 have tik tok on their phones

[@thetroll1247]

Just get rid of tick tock problem solved

[@tesofe]

Debunking ignorance loved by ignorants has to be an appalling task, but the effort is greatly appreciated.

[@SquareJ86]

"if idiots could fly, tik tok would be an airport." - someone on the internet

[@erner_wisal]

and everyone on the airport will die

[@erner_wisal]

also the plane and the passenger

[@vortzbeat2620]

Wha is this the idk how many comments i read like this

[@junkiejabber]

That could be said about every social media

[@shibainu4383]

@@junkiejabber except most of KZbin (no aggression meant)

[@mohitarathore7962]

“This is America, we love suing people here.” Edit: OMG tysm for the likes it’s the most I’ve got thanks!

[@user-pr4km1ey6t]

Best motto for America lmao

[@denreaper3311]

@@user-pr4km1ey6t one of the best

[@BlooperStupid]

Why talk to a person if you can't sue them

[@allisterthedamned2917]

Hail mother Russia

[@LiterallyEveryone217]

@@allisterthedamned2917 *Communist anthem intensifies* Hello comrade

[@MrTomatoPerson]

This first girl seems to have forgotten that even if you die, YOUR FAMILY can sue for you.

[@fusseld100]

No they can't, they wern't on the plane (Obviously this is a joke)

[@merlith4650]

Also, if you can objectively prove that their methods/teachings are more likely to get people killed than save them and do so by intention, then I am pretty sure that ALONE would be enough to spark investigations and get them into legal troubles without the need of an actual crash having to take place.. in fact, that would be way worse for them and actually cause significant problems.. unlike someone trying to sue over a baseless case of being injured in a plane crash. This girl can't think..

[@MrTomatoPerson]

@@merlith4650 I also like how the next girl said they used zip ties as if no one was going to check like lmao

[@pepper4632]

Nothing is more powerful than family

[@graced.472]

200th like 😎

[@AaYy0o]

The seat position one really makes me angry. At NO point in time, plane, car, bus, train crash, do you ever want your legs bent with your knees up and out infront of you like that. Never even ride in a car like that (ie your feet on the dash). Physics is going to try to push the seat infront of you into where you are sitting. As it moves toward you with great haste, it is going to crush your feet, ankles, knees, thighs, pelvis and spine. It is going to ram your knees into your chest, abdomen, head/ face and/or neck/ throat which can: collapse lungs, crush your trachea, break your ribs into sharp pointy knives within your chest cavity, stop your heart, rip open a nice juicy organ for some internal bleeding, crush your thoracic or cervical spine, crush the part of your brain responsible for breathing, send your facial bones into your brain tissue, and/or knock you out from a severe traumatic head injury. I once heard: "you haven't survived a plane crash until you are completely off the plane". If you survive the crash, but can't move, you are shit out of luck unless you have a fireman in your back pocket ready and able to carry you off the burning plane. Don't even get me started on how dangerous it is to fly on a plane with a fireman in your back pocket.

[@thequeenofboba6583]

Instead of suing the company whose plane you died in, sue the TikTokers whose advice was the cause of your death :/ Edit: some ppl can't get this joke ugh... I KNOW DEAD PPL CAN'T SUE LMAO and this is an advice directed to folks who decided to follow them TikTokers

[@shuuya4408]

... yeah, okay. "Sue the TikTokers" for the cause of your *death*.. so, how's that supposed to work?

[@k1ng11_1]

@@shuuya4408 maybe not their own death but someone else i guess?

[@lukastace3154]

@@k1ng11_1 Yeah, like a friend or family member

[@k1ng11_1]

@@lukastace3154 exactly

[@t08m]

@@shuuya4408 a joke

[@DrZaius]

"there's no like, actual sustainability, in those seats" I'm guessing her job was to warm up the coffee at that aerospace corporation. And twinkles fucked that up too.

[@SL4US]

😂😂😂

[@kxrb6037]

wanted college credit

[@neverburstx4638]

@@kxrb6037 *h i*

[@enargins]

LOLOL

[@dfm9945]

"twinkles" caught me off guard 😂

[@aaronmead861]

“Your back will break, including your spine” Ah yes, the floor is made of floor

[@jenuh11]

🤣🤣

[@corinthiansdaniels3728]

Damn I thought just the skin on my back would break

[@Mr.Scootini]

This reminds me of Mike Tyson and his interview about his spinal injury

[@kristyandesouza5980]

Hey, your tire will be slashed, including it's surface

[@patman0250]

Okay when you hear somebody say your back will break including your spine? That should tell you right there that they're complete idiots. When your back breaks it's always going to be your spine. It's like she's trying to say a broken back consists of something else but your spine. Idiot.

[@anjou6497]

Thank god for people like you, Kelsey. Most of those TikTokkers have a horrible arrogant ignorance. Good to hear you, an experienced pilot ! ✈️

[@JoJoKaiser1504]

I've noticed something interesting. All these people on TikTok making false advice has created a very cool ecosystem on KZbin of people who are actual professionals (like you as a pilot or a dentist I also saw here) debunking these myths. It really helps clearing things up, so thank you for doing this!

[@meanpersona4686]

The same goes with "psychological" and "psychiatric" advice. It's very dangerous!

[@enshen2190]

@Pokin Ryan atom heart

[@Hiya1212]

Or a doctor

[@countcrocodile1115]

Biological adaptation at it's finest

[@Icarus_Qwq]

@@meanpersona4686 Tbf I don’t even trust any professionals when it comes to mentality. I trust people who’ve gotten through it themselves since they almost always have good advice

[@jaelyyymar8071]

This girl: “They want you to die, that way you can’t sue them!” The family of the dead:

[@federicoorticosa3399]

The air company hires sniper to take them out too

[@TrueBladeSoul]

They would lose more money on a crash that kills everyone then one kills no one

[@gunpowdertimothy5644]

@@federicoorticosa3399 And then a suicidal hitman to take out that sniper, can’t have any loose ends to get sued by

[@Pablo_Martin_aa]

@@gunpowdertimothy5644 and more suecidal hitmen in case some civilians see the hitmen

[@LESTR97]

@@Pablo_Martin_aa Did you spell it “suecidal” on purpose? Because that pun makes it even funnier

[@reallyraven1111]

"This is America, we love to sue people." Facts

[@bestbrogaming8287]

Y’know, I’ve been fed up with American stereotypes, but I still wholeheartedly agree.

[@Ismaelcruz03]

I saw this comment right as he said it LMAO

[@youreladymeme1731]

@@Ismaelcruz03 same!!!!

[@shitisreal4046]

Maybe out of subjet but that lady who sued because a mc donald coffee was too hot actually had her skin down her vag fused and needed medical bill. It's the lobbylist that ridiculed her on the media.

[@shitisreal4046]

Same for Red bull, a dude scientifically proved that redfull had less cafeine than a cup of coffee, thus lying on their advert. The corporate turned this into "someone sued Red bull for not giving wings".

[@vidmanpk]

Hi Kelsey, back in the late 70's, early 80's I made extra money being a test subject at the Mike Maroney FAA facility in OKC. I remember at that time they were considering an upright with legs pulled against your chest crash position similar to what this TikTok-er is saying, although without the outrageous claims stated. All the experiments that they were doing back then were to SAVE lives, not terminate them. I don't know what they concluded about the upright position other than the heads down position in use today is the safer way.

[@Boneyds]

Alternate Title: Pilot with common sense gives better advice than 17 year olds

[@UrPPhard]

Inexperienced morons chasing for clout* not all 17 yo are that stupid

[@afonsitito4099]

Another alternative title: 17 year olds on tik tok think they know how to drive a plane, instantly regret it

[@veigaming4759]

@@UrPPhard truee

[@laos85]

More like 90% random kids on internet who can't admit that they don't know everything.

[@lorettadunne210]

@@afonsitito4099 DHAR MANN OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH.

[@Jim-yc2gl]

I hate how all of these people are saying “airlines want you to die”! As a person who has many close relatives working for airlines, that is NOT TRUE. do not believe some tiktoker who has never been through this experience, or never trained for this to happen! Flight attendants train SO HARD and risk their own lives to keep the passengers safe. They are the ones that will help you if anything bad happens to the flight, and they are the ones that will try to keep you all safe. If I was in a life-or-death situation, I’d be listening to the trained experts rather than a random person on the internet tha has no idea what they’re talking about. DO NOT TAKE THEIR ADVICE!

[@starry.sk13s]

Yeah exactly my dad's a flight attendant and i know he doesn't want anyone dying like thats so dumb people think that

[@mish375]

Honestly, no company wants its customers to die. That's completely illogical. If their customers die then they don't have people paying for their service. It's also a public relations nightmare for any company if anyone dies using their services.

[@hillbillythug7730]

Yep nobody with a soul wants anyone to die. Even though I don't like flying its has nothing to do with the pilots or anyone who works there

[@goodnightmr5892]

If some flight attendants help you get into the mile high club… I think it’s safe to say they don’t want you dead! Stay Cheeky you filthy animals!!! 😂

[@ThreatLevelGod]

I'm a flight attendant and 100% agree. Sadly even adults are falling for this Tiktok, my coworker was telling me her hair stylist confronted her about this before our last trip

[@davey2487]

Remember that, in a plane crash, pilots are the ones most at risk of dying. So they WILL do their absolute best to prevent the crash or at least handle it as best as they can.

[@griffisdead4225]

Also remember that plane crashes have a 90% survival rate, most people don’t realize this because they think that it’s one of the most dangerous things to happen

[@danielong9170]

@@griffisdead4225 ASSUMING it happens which is super low

[@digitalcamaro9708]

My father was a commercial pilot and I can at least confirm this. He said "You fly that bitch all the way to the dirt. It's all you can do."

[@griffisdead4225]

@Daniel Ong true true it happens like once in every million flights

[@shadowgamez98]

I luv listening to you!! It’s so nice to hear a man who has a brain cell and uses it. I usually don’t trust anyone but myself to do the right thing in an emergency, but I actually think I’d trust you enough to listen.

[@failtolawl]

"I worked at an aerospace company" reality - she was a tailor that attached cushions to a chair.

[@BrooksDunn]

Right.. like sanitation engineers... no, you suck sh!t out of honey buckets.

[@shipsndshit]

Why would you need a professional to use a set of zip ties 😂

[@ezera7616]

they dont even use tape of any form to make seats

[@KKKaTTT123]

Classic🤣🤣

[@oofboi114]

bruh aerospace is concerned with spaceflight and aviation, commercial airlines has nothing to do with spaceflight. further proves the point she has no idea what she is talking about lmao

[@milkysundaez]

The fact that people actually believe these tiktokers “advise” makes it even more sad

[@franl155]

Darwin Awards nominees.

[@eli_xikmqq4104]

im one of those ppl who easily believes stuff like that

[@franl155]

@@eli_xikmqq4104 - whenever I read any "advice" from unqualified sources I Google it to cross-check.

[@annasmith1906]

@@eli_xikmqq4104 same lol

[@bian7744]

@@franl155 google is a double edged sword; once you get into more political and economical areas of knowledge, "google" will become increasingly inaccurate.

[@MattH-wg7ou]

Yea I'm gonna listen to a girl that has little tiktok hearts bubbling off her head the whole time she's speaking...totally rational adult there.

[@depilot2035]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Alan_Edwards]

Oh I thought that was something leaking out of her head. Hmmmm...I might still be correct.

[@Kokopilau77]

Yeah, but she was “in the aeronautics industry”. She’s an “expert”.

[@mryee9001]

is she also smoking?

[@rizb506]

She also seem to be part of the LGBT. So she immediately irrelevant.

[@RogerK9883]

I'm glad this is still out two years. Congrats on Captain. I think "yelling fire in a crowded movie theater" is exactly what this person is doing. That is against the law.

[@masamune2984]

“If you are traveling with a police officer in his car, and he passes out, first off, DON’T use his car radio to get help directly from dispatchers. Instead, put a brick on the gas pedal, and continue driving until you get within range of a Verizon/T-Mobile cell tower so you can call 911.” - Tik-Tok, probably.

[@Thadedeus]

hilarious made my day

[@davecrupel2817]

😂😂😂

[@allen5448]

Where you get the brick tho?

[@obiwaankenobi4460]

@@allen5448 Do you not carry one in your pocket at all times?

[@boringveil4783]

ObiWAANKenobi 44 Snack on the go

[@ragedarkprince3363]

“If idiots were planes, tiktok would be an airport” -some wise dude

[@lazertag720]

Or a plane factory

[@jenpauline06]

Careful dark prince, you might dislocate your shoulder patting yourself on the back.

[@Engieman909]

@@jenpauline06 ok damn that’s a good one. Nice job

[@Humburbur]

@@jenpauline06 a fellow tfp fan I see

[@yessbox]

@@lazertag720 They are not making idiots on TikTok, they already where idiots. Its just a playground for idiots.

[@filmeditstudios3182]

“I hate the public. The public is stupid.” - Ron Swanson

[@cilian8462]

that quote has so many emotions in it

[@catherinephelan2565]

Well, Ron Swanson is sorta right. Only 9/10 of public is stupid

[@mr.starly2423]

Depends

[@anarchyd2]

I said it once and I’ll say it again covid wasn’t enough

[@mzisaperson7925]

The summary of the replies to this comment is *mass genocide*

[@RonPiggott]

I remember seeing seats tested at an FAA facility. The seat absorbs some of the G force so your body doesn't have to.

[@amymclaughlin7373]

I can't imagine any airline pilot not wanting their passengers to survive in a crash. These men and women literally have their passengers lives in their care and work very hard to get them to their destination.

[@mbkennzz6090]

Yeah fact,their risking their life for the passenger life, Like bruhh that woman is like 20% saving the passengers life,80% sue the company for money,like bruhhh the pilot is in front of the plane "crashing directly facing down" its basically 0% survivability plus the electronics in front of them and the full weight impact of the plane

[@alisonfraser8231]

I think it is likely their seats are made from the same manufacturer as the passengers'...

[@evefreyasyrenathegoddessev4016]

Misuse of the big term Lady and misuse of the big compIiment lovely (womyn are the opposite of lady/lovely) are beyond kreeminaI and soon to be banned -- there's only one Lady in existence and one lovely being and that's me the respectable being and the absolute being and the lovable/lovely being!

[@evefreyasyrenathegoddessev4016]

And humans (womyn/betas/breeters) do not belong on a pIane/in the sky, but on the ground -- trying to steal my place and wanting that which is not meant for them (but only for me) is beyond wrong and soon to be banned!

[@evefreyasyrenathegoddessev4016]

I am the being who is above all and only I belong there in the sky, and also my protectors who are the true alphas!

[@annadanielarecto6479]

so basically that girl only cares about money not her safety.

[@nointernet4766]

Or other people's safety. People that don't know will probably follow that advice and end up dead.

[@bartholomewofthebotflies5960]

Typical 'Murican

[@chelychan4863]

Pretty much everyone who posting on tiktok now.. tryna make their "businesses"

[@shootingbricks8554]

Too bad peopl still watch her crap

[@PotatoTheProgrammer]

She cares about other people’s safety… being removed

[@Joseph_Stalin1940]

Tik tok is where intelligence goes to die.

[@thelegendofretard4000]

Tik tok is where people reject humanity and be monke Mr. stalin

[@ziqqerlad]

No it's where intelligence go to Gulag

[@MetallicReg]

Nah. Intelligence would never go there - even when facing imminent death. It is the screaming vacuum of reason.

[@snorkyfroggy1283]

Hey Joseph Stalin, Can you send tiktokers to the gulags?

[@mishikab4937]

R.I.P Intelligence ☹️

[@mrgasman62]

It is good to hear these veteran pilots on tiktok (look to be under 30) talking from their extensive knowledge gained from so many years of experience in the industry. ps. that was sarcasm for those of you who didn't pick it up.

[@watchbeh1ndyou163]

Tiktok: Don't use a parachute, there is a high chance of your parachute wrapping you up so you can't slow down your fall and it also weighs you down so the best solution is to not use a parachute!...

[@danmorgan552]

If someone ever suggested that, I would propose that they demonstrate to everyone how no parachute works. 😂

[@IchiBan739]

Some 1 iq person : Oh okay !

[@oprect1887]

Every Tik Tok comment:

[@jeffkoehncomedy2370]

As someone who worked for an aircraft interior (including seats) manufacturer, I can tell you first hand that the second young lady is absolutely full of it up to her eyeballs. Commercial Aircraft seats are virtually indestructible. There is a metal frame, but it is riveted and high temperature fused together and surrounds a multilayered, super strong group of composites that are vacuum bonded together with Kevlar, graphite, and hexicomb steel at the core...then filled with fire retardant solid foam. The weakest part of the seat would be the upholstery, and that is sewn and hot glued to the metal frame. The point is, the seat itself probably isn’t going anywhere. I’m guessing she worked for a lawn chair company.

[@Armaghanrides]

@@jeffkoehncomedy2370 thanks for telling bruh

[@jay.viation]

One day we will see a TikToker say, "In the even of a loss of cabin pressure or smoke in the cabin, open the aircraft door so that you can breathe, no need for oxygen masks"...

[@graceflor9747]

LOL. The cabin is pressurized, you would lose air inside the cabin instantaneously.

[@ladyscarfaceangel4616]

🤣

[@jay.viation]

@@graceflor9747 Precisely haha, maybe they wont talk about the cabin pressure loss part and go straight to ridiculing oxygen masks

[@adambartlett114]

@@jay.viation Even better, it's physically impossible to open a commercial jets door during flight... Think about it, you have to overcome not just the pressure differential in the plane, you also have to defeat the wind resistance in flight. Indeed, if all I cared about is the door opening in flight, the fool can fight the door all they want all flight, it's not opening. What I care more about (& why restraining is needed) is them breaking the opening mechanism, so that when we land they can't open the door to let us all off for hours. Aside from that, I'm far more concerned about said person going after other parts of the emergency evacuation systems. Realistically, today nobody will let anybody act out dangerously in the air, even if there isn't an armed cop there, a half dozen large guys beating the snot out of them will get them to behave. Always remember, aim for outer parts of limbs (elbows /knee cap, shin, etc) to immobilize; inner limbs (i.e. groin /armpits, etc.) to disable; head, throat, spine, etc. to debilitate/kill. Don't use more force then you need, just enough to accomplish your goals based on threat they pose. So might get away with breaking their bones for trying to open the door in the air; but if they are paralyzed or killed, you'll probably get in troubles.

[@jay.viation]

@@adambartlett114 Yes, it is great opening a door in-flight is impossible! Would be hilarious seeing people messed in the head try XD

[@ilovekittiestbh]

“Most pilots don’t get into car accidents... while they’re flying a plane”

[@beyondlondon8600]

"they're".

[@eula650]

@@beyondlondon8600 True but no need to point that out -_-

[@beyondlondon8600]

@@eula650 Just trying to help.

[@Hayawii]

@@eula650 Considering they got it wrong, I don’t see why it would be unnecessary.

[@Nil_Sama]

@@eula650 It's not like the person was being rude. If it were me I'd be happy if someone pointed out a mistake I'd made, since it helps me to be better.

[@tstemen1047]

Hey Kelsey, if you ever give up being a pilot, you have a great career at comedy. A paramedic friend of mine used to say when he arrived on a single vehicle accident, he ended up taking 5 people to the hospital.

[@sharmy9396]

Moral of the story is “listen to your flight crew” the only reason flight attendants and pilots are there is to get you to your destination safely. We ALSO want to make it home to our loved ones

[@liam___.]

Wait no shot I think I saw you as my flight attendant on a flight from Panama City to Houston. Or someone that looked extremely similar to you

[@hztm]

I don't believe you ! I know flight attendants bet on who will kill the most passenger and which flight attendant will die first ! 😂

[@Reelunique]

Be nice to the Flight Attendants because if we’re going through the smoke to save the last of you hiding in your seat because of fear we might just skip over you muhahaha.

[@hztm]

​@@Reelunique I don't take plane very often, but I'm nice to flight attendants because they are human beings. I tend to joke with them. On a Paris Hong-Kong flight, the flight attendants were asking to people if they want chicken or beef. A lot of Chinese people on board only spoke "Chinese" so they were miming a chicken while cackling and miming a cow while mooing. When she asked me I said I was disappointed that she did not do the mime for me 🤣.

[@Reelunique]

@@hztm bock bock bock! MOOOO! HAHA! They should have at least looked it up on google translate. That's what I do.

[@SirHenryMaximo]

As a lawyer, I rolled my eyes at the whole lawsuit BS idea. Beyond the families lawsuits, there are class action lawsuits, insurance claims, FAA/NTSB inquiries etc.

[@titan4110]

She wants to sue people so bad she forgot common sense exists.

[@missamericanpie1]

Wears a suit in profile pic. Must be a lawyer.

[@RileyBanksWho]

@@missamericanpie1 Right? Like we get it 😂

[@steve-rw7ty]

thanks for your time(lawyer joke).lol, I suspected, it wouldn't be that simple. mmm.

[@alae9015]

@@missamericanpie1 literally what was the point of your reply 💀

[@penguincommunity6218]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who finds these tik tok “experts” infuriating.

[@Skarwind]

Honestly think there needs to be more reprimand for idiots that give bad advice. Same as with financial advice and needing to be an actual advisor. You shouldn't be allowed to say this type of shit online x.x

[@stillepicddt684]

@@Skarwind Well it would be impossible to stop all of them but i agree

[@thereaper4753]

I hate Tik Tok in general

[@WeavileLady]

I felt like I had brain cells dying watching them talk. And I usually love watching stupid stuff

[@bluebird3670]

@@Skarwind yes I completely agree

[@francknez8702]

Congratulations to the pilot. You speak very calmly and you found really good videos where amateurs explain illogical nonsense.

[@GladiatorLBS]

I’m imagining when your about to crash, thinking, “I’m making my millions!”

[@louis8487]

That’s my first thought after surviving the crash...

[@atomicdancer]

"I bought that house, then I bought my lottery ticket to pay for that house - now I'm gonna survive a plane crash, and buy a second house!!"

[@gabrielrenanamantedeaviao.750]

To spend 70% in healty and other 30% in lawyers.

[@aaaaaalowercasescream]

*dies*

[@brettwarren5976]

*you're

[@archanapramod434]

"They literally want you to die so that you can't sue them." If more people die in a plane crash, then there will always be mass hysteria about the airline and future passengers will start canceling their tickets with that particular airline, their reputation will fall, may be even their stock price, and there is a high chance chance that the company might go bankrupt, and I am pretty sure no airlines want that. So, they actually want to save as many people as they can.

[@PrivateMcPrivate]

Yeah lol. They don't want 0 tickets lol.

[@bongcloudopening5404]

Also is it true that the company gets sued for more money if the passenger is dead or id it the same if the passenger where to still be alive? (Sorry for the bad english)

[@booqueefious2230]

Not only that, but if they do an investigation and find that seat construction or flight crew instructions were a contributing factor to somebody dying rather than surviving, it's gonna be really bad for the airline

[@harryhenrygebel3506]

@@bongcloudopening5404 It is true that the company gets sued for more money if the passenger dies than if they are still alive.

[@bongcloudopening5404]

@@harryhenrygebel3506 thanks

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

We all know better than to take advice from some random Tik Tokker, but I worry for the kids that may encounter it and take that Tik Tokker’s lies as genuine advice

[@gav5968]

kiss me?

[@chinesefather7219]

Oh my god I found your comment just a half hour after you made it. Early gang

[@eli_xikmqq4104]

I agree lol

[@randomfumo4238]

Hi Hope u have a nice day

[@F3yris]

Here before 1k

[@Tobelia]

Aside from hoping not to be in a plane incident, I’m also hoping not to be in an incident with anyone who takes this TikTok advice seriously. I can just imagine the arguments as the plane goes down

[@zipjay]

"They want you to die, so you wont sue the airline" uhh the airline didn't come up with the brace position, the FAA did.

[@sarahlaurent62]

Also if the plane crashes the airline is getting sued. Doesn't matter if everyone survive or everyone die they're getting sued no matter what.

[@adnangumbel7091]

Faaaxxxx!

[@Skelath]

@Kinguin FAA does require the airline to provide said safety briefings.

[@APRCraig]

also a positive reason to do this, even with all the benefits everyone else has posted, is that in the event that you die on impact like a serious crash will end up doing, your teeth will remain near your body or atleast in your intact skull. So, its easier to identify you in the case you get burned up so bad not even your mother can tell that you are human anymore. Its an oldie reason, but still stands the test of time. Also its the position that taxes your body the least in an impact, the seatbelt will keep your lower body attached to the seat, so a massive sudden jolt sending your spine down wont cause you to smash your head against the ground as you should be sufficently strapped in for the seat to absorb most of the dman blow, fucking TicToc idiots.

[@PineappleDealer37]

@@sarahlaurent62 what if it was private plane?

[@bp4357]

Plane crashes. Only one survivor left. “As soon as i pull my knee out of the back of my throat, this airline is SO sued.”

[@HawkerMkIII]

LOLLLL

[@Soundbrigade]

Sue TikTok instead!

[@margotrosendorn6371]

Lol my lawyer aunt did tons of these cases

[@erickeller162]

There are photos of people eating their legs in car crashes and being basically decapitated by their own shin bones. Logic dictates not to sit like that if inertia is ever going to be s problem. Don't put your dumb feet on the dash or the seat in front.

[@pieterdebie4162]

🤣

[@kevins.9159]

“This is America. We like to sue people.” 😂 true, and also wouldn’t airlines have to bear a greater cost had they caused someone to die in a plane crash?

[@someguy3484]

Alive != Uninjured

[@michaelramsey1299]

It’s actually the only thing they have sort of right. A dead person is less expensive than one paralyzed or in need of life long care as it has a flat rate determined by earning potential, life expectancy and etc. That said the money they would save in no ways negates the headlines proclaiming their plane crashed and no one survived. In a truly bad crash most people aren’t going to survive regardless of their position as they are on a big metal tube packed with jet fuel smack that into a mountain and survival isn’t very high. The crash position and such are for survivable crashes which I would call very hard landings more than crashes anyways. For those the more people who can walk off the plane unhurt is a major PR boost for an airline that just crashed a plane. Purposely making the plan a death trap as these people claim would mean hard or extremely hard landings would kill or injure more people and like I said full out crahses are going to kill almost everyone anyways so no need to worry about “purposely killing” those passengers they’re dead even if they had personal roll cages. So in short no airlines going to risk turning an accident where everyone emerges unharmed and safe, into death and injury to assure that more serious ones result in death. Especially not when as he pointed out accidents in general are so rare.

[@a-sheepof-christ9027]

No. I don't know where the pilot gets the idea that Families of a deceased member have a higher chance of winning a court case than someone who has themselves been injured and sues for compensation. The pilot is not a lawyer nor a professional in the respective field so I'd ask for the citation of cases that prove his point. But there are none to begin with. It is far worse for a company to have to go to court against people who have been heavily injured by them and can prove that. The fees can go into the millions and cannot be contested that easily: in the case of family members they have better chances of denying compensations, it does happen and it can get ugly.

[@michaelramsey1299]

@@a-sheepof-christ9027 he never said they do only that you dying doesn’t magically keep the airline from being sued the way the Tik tok girl made it seem. They are getting sued and if they are found at fault they will lose wether you live or die. The question is the amount it costs them and in that alone she’s right it’s cheeper for them if you die because that has a defined worth based on actuaries where are a lifetime of medical bills doesn’t. The issue there though is that very few crashes fall into hard enough to permanently injure but not kill you zone. Most are either so bad no one was surviving it anyways or a few whole are injured but most are fine. Purposely having procedures that will lead to death in the first group will insure that more are injured or killed in the second group. Since the second group is more common than the first and the odds of survival in the first group are so low anyways that doesn’t even make fiscal sense even if you believe that they could be that heartless and the governments would all let them be that heartless. That’s the biggest issue with that argument it starts with an actual fact that dead passengers are less costly than life long injured passengers but it ignores the fact that most crashes are either unsurvivable or so minor that with proper procedures no one is killed or hurt that purposely making them less dangerous crash more dangerous is counterproductive. That’s not even getting into the bad PR a high death toll crash brings with it. Ask yourself this question would you rather have one crash where no one died but half the passengers were permanently disabled or ten crashes where a quarter of the passengers are killed and only a couple are disabled? The payout might be lower in the second scenario but you have to make it far more frequently because in the Tik Tok scenario you are purposely killing people that likely wouldn’t even be injured in most plane crashes. That doesn’t even get into all the pints he made about why sticking the most important and least protected part of your body straight up into the danger. We assume the fetal position when injured for a very good reason it protects our most vital parts most effectively.

[@zenfy5814]

🤣🤣🤣

[@evanvanhavel]

thank you capt. im a scared flyer that flys 4 times a year for work. thank you for a lil more peace of mind