7th Grade Girlfriend

[@LeSandbox]

So the joke is that there's no reason for her to be bringing up this old relationship, just like there's no reason for him to mention her long dead cat.

[@chrismcmanaway1079]

Best. Story. Ever.

[@unknownuser6757]

Don't worry I'm sure the cat has 8 more lives

[@slyspider0]

Any Edgar Allen Poe would be amazing. I'm partial to "Tell-Tale Heart"

[@kellycommaroy]

This will happen. At the moment I'm working on an audiobook project and very short KZbin projects are the best thing to allow me to keep doing this while I do that.

[@Kevin8082]

Dude you make awesome videos, always at the end i cant stop laughing when you make the jokes, nice work :)

[@g0tcadaver]

Honestly I'm loving these ones.

[@FzyTzt]

I would thoroughly enjoy more stories like the one on halloween

[@kipolpo]

Any chance you could read "The Raven" by Edgar Allan Poe, if you're allowed to?

[@0cheeseburga]

Oh oh oh what audio book is that, id love to hear that

[@ChronicSkooma]

Dude i memorized the entire 5th stanza just because its so cool

[@Barbaroossa]

Well, that escalated quickly.

[@fjdlsJ9]

Still can't get over how you sound exactly like David Cross.

[@ToastedLeak]

Don't ask me.

[@mocon7]

Best thing to do in that case is to copy a space and just use ctrl+v every time you need to use it.

[@StabbyMacStabStab]

I DEMAND MOAR!!!!

[@chrisxdeboy]

Yeah, I still need to abridge Lost Man's Island.

[@Ravipewsh]

This is as serious as it gets. The cat really is dead.

[@NavidIsANoob]

Aww c'mon, the ending was hilarious.

[@cks01134]

Please do more skyrim books

[@Ramotick]

Outro song name anyone??

[@Lycanboy]

Its a remix of a song from (If I remember right) a game called Legend of Legaia.

[@Ramotick]

Ohhh right, of course, thanks!

[@therodentman]

well theres some sort of acting involved in it.

[@ilikecake48]

*Cool. That was grand, truly inspirational, full of substance and over following with quality. Now make a Shrek Worshiper Monologue.

[@4GetTHEFun]

I don't think this is considered voice acting - merely dramatic reading.

[@titaninc1693]

DUDE I just laughed my fucking ass off.

[@RachelMaryB]

Is your space button broken or something...?

[@onceitookashitinLA]

"No your not telling me that." *you're!!!!!! YOU USED THE WRONG YOUR/YOU'RE

[@gamzeemakara502]

erm

[@SherryYiFang]

Dear lord that got me.

[@Awynth]

Alright I've re-watched the video 4 times now and I still don't get the joke. Someone please enlighten me! D:

[@TrentonTaylor]

Masque of the Red Death would be neat.

[@HoopyPoopyable]

that was a well spent minute!^^

[@KillerTonTon]

That's a great ice-breaker, I gotta try that one next time xD

[@PykohYT]

The joke is that it isn't funny. Read the description.

[@therodentman]

oh roy can i meet you in real life cause SHIT YOURE LIKE MY IDOL WHEN IT COMES TO VOICE ACTING

[@ilikecake48]

Cool, that was grand, treuly

[@SSladfingers]

YES

[@dumbasffff]

I dont get it?

[@SteveJonesGamingGWO]

hey you know what? *flips table*

[@Mossmyr]

I don't get it

[@ildpind]

Yes yes yes! Do it!

[@quizillafreak]

OMG BEST IDEA EVER

[@falcopunch12]

nice

[@davixx1995]

from the description: "This is from a series of knowingly terrible stand-up comedy monologues." it's not like he said this was gonna be a great video or something like that.

[@MrRayne911]

Love it.

[@joedavidroberts1995]

Why do I find these things so fucking funny?

[@TheMapleDreamer]

ican't ICAN'T IHAVELOSTTHEABILITYTOCAN

[@Godlyhippozabi-born]

hue just all the hue's

[@Fefedefefessle]

Is... is that Comic Sans?

[@spartan4506]

Do you lift, bro?

[@GrassTroll]

XD i LOVE these

[@Kahandran]

this was hilariouuuuus

[@ArosNacht]

Ehhhh...

[@TheMapleDreamer]

ican'tpressspacebar

[@isakoqv]

+1!

[@ThaRealKalimpa]

Are you dead, Roy Kelly?

[@FallenAngel6499]

Omg thAt was amazing

[@AbdulAziz348]

cant you make serious ones ?

[@ManderSheephurd]

Always.

[@Hamsteere]

Even if it was intentionally bad, that was still incredibly unfunny.

[@devjock]

wasn't all that unfunny :) -flips the table-

[@SAFEpanki27]

I found this one really lame.

[@ManderSheephurd]

Subbed. It was too good not to.

[@LOLRyanTheKidLOL]

I wont say first... but eh.... hah.