Can't Judge By Size | Ali Siddiq | The Prison Manual

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[@cindysauers8259]

"this ain't my job to figure out crime.." 😂

[@lindathornton6607]

Quiet mean a storm coming. Brother Ali you tell funny as stories. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Fuhrious]

As a 6'7" 285lb man, I can certify that I am in fact a giant teddy bear. Big for nothing. Wouldn't bust a grape in welch's backyard. Unless I have to.

[@darrensmith6317]

Damn 😂🤣😂 not in welch's back yard

[@michaelbennett8924]

that "unless I have to" is what matters tho

[@Venusneighbor]

Lmaooo bro 🤣😂🤣

[@elite_fitness]

In Welches backyard lol

[@pab1381]

Yeah you say that until the Welch family grape army comes for you 😂

[@Kev621]

Man...I wish Ali had a little show about this shit. All his jail stories are good.

[@GeorgiaWhisper]

He has snippets of it on KZbin. I wonder if he has a spacial.

[@Kev621]

@@GeorgiaWhisper He doesn't...I watched also his clips and videos. Mexicans got on boots and Mitchell...that shit had me on the floor.

[@GeorgiaWhisper]

@@Kev621 Yeah , I think the only ones he has whee they actually show him performing is "This is not happening" comedy special By Roy Jones Jr. Ali Sadiq is super funny.

[@Kev621]

@@GeorgiaWhisper I'm from Houston, and everyone who has met him will tell you...he's a real cool cat in person.

[@Kev621]

@@GeorgiaWhisper Hold up, This Is Not Happening????? You watch that show? Okay, if you haven't yet...please checkout Joey Diaz's story about the fight with Sister Hyacenth!!!

[@supadigga]

I’ve known a lot of people that have done time. Men and women. I know for a fact that everybody doesn’t make it back home! Prison has a whole different set of rules that you either live by or die by and it’s not a game! Respect is a must!!

[@MarayaGavin5839]

Yeah, that’s a given…unfortunately smh…

[@Relax-ge2uf]

Cool story

[@pab1381]

Yup. You gotta keep your head up regardless in there. As hard as it sounds.

[@user-hc5vv8uu3s]

I just love him I could watch him over and over again and laugh like I'd never heard him before

[@scottanderson6861]

Cant make those storys up! Storytelling at its best.

[@DeeDaKaang1]

Absolutely the greatest storyteller breathing

[@hermanhitt5055]

The Quiet Before 🤫 The Storm. CLASSIC 😅 🤣 😂

[@JoSco87]

Died over a pancake 😂🤣

[@saltwatertaffybag]

Man I saw a dude get a whole hot plate full of boiling baby oil and melted jolly ranchers fired in his face, before getting beaten within an inch of his life. This dude kicked him in the head until he stopped twitching, took a break to catch his breath, and then came back and kicked him in the head like 20 more times... all over a bag of soup. People get horrendously harmed and killed in the pen over trivial shit every day. You could get your face melted off and your head kicked in up over a $0.50 debt

[@zacharyradford5552]

It wasn’t the pancake. It was calling the guy out by calling him a bitch.

[@willie417]

about a week ago in my city we had a man die of a $2 bag lunch, this was at the jail, the story goes he owed for the lunch, then talk shit, he threw the first punch so no one got charge with his death, State attorney’s office ruled the force used was justified and isn’t pursuing charges: the Deceased "swung at” and punched the inmate and put him in a headlock. When he let go of the other inmate, the report said, that inmate began hitting the Deceased. The witness said the Deceased then “fell down.” after the fight was over, the Deceased said he was not feeling well and was taken away by medical staff. The report states that after he arrived at a hospital, doctors found a brain bleed and performed emergency surgery. He remained in critical condition before his death about 10 days later he was in for armed-robbery arrest The medical examiner’s office ruled the death a homicide as a result of the blunt force head trauma. The Fourth Circuit State Attorney’s Office ruled it justifiable, stating that Riley was the aggressor.

[@MR.Rexx101]

Nah he died cuz he talk too much shit. & was too stubborn to realize that.

[@BlerdDaddy85]

Nah, he died for failing to show respect. Perhaps if big dude had said, "hey, can you put another pancake on my plate?" He would have gotten his pancake AND lived to exit prison and return to free society. Instead, he, as Ali put it, was an asshole. Karma is a real thing.

[@ASH9EXR]

Ali a one man wrecking story telling machine

[@shukriebenzlab3488]

Lmfu would've loved seeing his facial expressions while telling these jokes/stories the way he pulls his in other words the whole Ali package is priceless by now I would've thought Someone or even Ali would've uploaded a video of this set would really be awesome lol

[@malindayoung2914]

He should market a boxed set of his stand up collections. Several even. They would sell out fast.

[@valeriareed7234]

I 🖤 this young man........talent for days......💫✨

[@mr.universistylegrownmanmu2578]

Love these stories

[@jameshorton6410]

Never sleep on NOBODY'! This is how I learned , I got into an argument with a coworker at a factory we worked at in the hood, I'm 6'2 240 and my coworker 5"8 160 and he called me outside so we square up and I'm like I got this but unbeknownst to me this skinner older brother was a golden gloves boxer and he pieced me up ,for every punch I threw he landed 3 and when people broke us up o said you hit like a girl ( reality was I was sore) and I said you lucky they broke up fight ( no I was lucky) now I still woulda fought him even if I knew he had those fast hands but I woulda tried gripping him up not standing toe to toe , to this day I know white people scared to fight any brothers but me I grew up in the hood so to me we all men, I'm in my 50's and I still won't take disrespect, you win some you lose some, you can't grow up in the hood and not fight ,( I'm talking poor whites like me and my brother):they don't want no punks or scared cowards living there, make their hood look soft

[@Carpetmans]

lmaaooooooo shouldnt been talkin shit

[@chicagotank]

Good and Learnable story bro

[@laronlewis5664]

Comedic Storytelling at its finest …

[@DeeDaKaang1]

This man is honestly the funniest man breathing 😆😆😆😆

[@robertgrace7855]

He made vinyl that’s dope

[@GinaJonesStillettoQueen]

Some people need a whole lot of leave a lone.

[@hutchwasserman5137]

Lmao having been in Clemens unit coming from TYC this shit hits home 🤣🤣🤣 only if I was there with Ali, time would have flew by

[@drphot6050]

No lies detected!

[@139fulton]

Gifted Griot

[@kf9926]

I see you are a man of Culture

[@MarayaGavin5839]

I would’ve never knew what that was if it wasn’t for Dave Chapelle & his mom telling him he should be a Griot 🙌🏾💯‼️

[@PRODUCEDBYKEV]

This story NEEDS to be animated by the guy who did Prison Riot.

[@jonathanlange490]

🔥 Truth

[@vonversace]

Legend

[@derrickwilson4542]

Love it

[@icantaffordlife]

Dope

[@johndavis4762]

Peace ahki

[@onetakesun694]

He said it ain’t his job to figure out crime… …my man said without saying he ain’t no McGruff🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@akeemjoseph6433]

Does anyone have the link to the actual video of this

[@PhoenixEnt100]

Can we get the video pls? 😂😂

[@robertgrace7855]

Lmfao he said the whole prison quite

[@MarayaGavin5839]

Quiet*

[@willastockton1597]

H I L A R I O U S 🤣🤣🤣

[@Anthony90026]

What stand up is this joke from?

[@codedaily409]

Don't know why the crowd was laughing so much, that was a messed up story

[@JoFlirt]

what did feece do to him

[@taytawr3097]

Obviously a good guy cause they just let him go to work.

[@taytawr3097]

The fuck he do to be in prison for 30 fucking years?

[@dah33rtz40]

He got life

[@Relax-ge2uf]

Fighting in prison for survival gives you more time to stay inside didn't you watch his other videos he talks about it

[@Ant_5350]

Maybe murder

[@nicksausley6198]

But did he give him another pancake? Lol

[@DblTap317]

How many 4'11 guys were in his unit that served pancakes on the day? Kinda pointless to use the fake name 🤦

[@theblackmonk3153]

There’s a ton of short dudes in prison

[@June2U]

Only ones who know are the ones who were there on the unit ( he didn’t give dates, times, unit nothing and dude definitely not only height challenged person there ( ion want no trouble Feece 😂

[@DblTap317]

@@June2U don't ever commit a crime my friend, you will get caught. 🤣🤣🤣

[@lindathornton6607]

Quiet mean a storm coming. Brother Ali you tell funny as stories. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@hutchwasserman5137]

Lmao having been in Clemens unit coming from TYC this shit hits home 🤣🤣🤣 only if I was there with Ali, time would have flew by