Bill Clements Unit Story | Ali Siddiq | The Prison Manual

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[@tiktokhypecomps]

Ali Siddiq is such an amazing storyteller! I love hearing his stories

[@pabloyaper3312]

One of the greatest story tellers of our time

[@pamelajohnson668]

I sooooo agree... Just now hip2Al... these last 2y or so... LOVE HIS STORYTELLING❤

[@savtrill333]

It's still funny asf but I know his face expressions would have had me rolling out 😭😂🤣

[@MzStEy3z]

Mitchell barley made it, Mexican got on boots🤣😭 now this guy 🤣 prime example of anybody can get it !!

[@KingMK31]

This guy makes prison sound hilarious when in reality IT IS NOT!🤣🤣🤣

[@DeeDaKaang1]

Only a genius has the power to do something like that

[@poupee6929]

One of the next kings of comedy 🤣

[@michaelumphlettee7054]

Ali is one of the funniest and best story tellers

[@bblaam27]

He need to make this a sketch or mini series. It would be lit lol

[@chaavinabbey9546]

Som'n like "Er'body hates Chris".

[@traceyquinsey8894]

exactly

[@ZachAAlam]

I went through Clements on the way to Robertson.. both were rock-'n'-roll units..most of the time on lockdown for riots when I was there. Muslim inmates took care of me so I had no issues.

[@Broyale26]

Glad you made it home!

[@jacobramirez806]

Brazoria County Clements full of dem yungstas with alot of time trying to make a name for dem selves

[@Meca1986]

I have a nephew in robertson doing life. He's told me several lockdown stories there

[@JudahMarleyTwin1]

I damn sure forgot about that 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@minouchejean8281]

Ikr I love that part too

[@derrickgandy467]

Love Ali he's a great comedian

[@blackpowergod210]

Man this shit is good 👍

[@roncar1761]

"Thiss is just going on my resume!

[@46011966]

You are the truth brother. Original and real

[@petrescalhoun2271]

Definitely is

[@dennisnewby7706]

Wow, teach young Brother teach.

[@louisalexander2647]

Ali is a funny dude and has certain standards that I identify with. I've gotten in trouble a few times and I didn't have to go to prison. Idk how many times I coddle gone if I would've stayed in Cali. And hearing Ali just reminds me that someone like me made it through and is able to make people laugh. And people not knowing what he actually went through but he seems like he didn't go through.

[@DeeDaKaang1]

Woooo😲oooow......."Was he talking to me?" is an entire statement

[@kaepconsulting2556]

My favorite new comic underrated also love katt Williams earthquake

[@jameshorton6410]

As a man this guy had to get that fade in with the white inmate, if you don't retailiate for someone disrespecting you ( that guy was way way outta pocket) then the sharks will come to feast on you,

[@bigpank879]

My uncle has been locked down in Clements since 1995

[@neens8109]

Man his petty is so ticklish, he don't even be trying to be petty but he start stirring stuff. Them guys tho needed that beat down, doing the most

[@brensboy12]

Heck of a story..

[@mblackwell367]

I enjoy your storys. And hope to see more........... You are all good.......

[@sbaoriginalman]

Peace!...Ali is AWESOME!!!

[@spencercohen1577]

Knowledge knowledge

[@Angela-vc3mg]

❤️❤️This guy l..can’t wait to see him soon!

[@theeremedy4960]

🤣 do all y’all wanna die on this unit 🤣😂💪🏾

[@TheBayouBabe]

🗣️Psstt..👂 Mexican got on boots!😢 🥾🥾

[@heimdallblows179]

Man......shootin me back! Saw 53 canisters of gas thrown or shot on the Ferguson Unit in '93. Take ya medicine....LOL

[@Cyril_P.]

I remember the Ferguson unit stories when I was at Bradshaw...glad I never went lol

[@TheChessNeck]

"Its 13 of yall" hahaha

[@toddsmith9003]

He ain't lying

[@JCNixon-jt4bg]

Lol he’s right i got locked up for trespassing the night before thanksgiving The worst 4 days of my life

[@brandonmesser6839]

Anyone keep hearin bill Clinton

[@juanboanergeriveravelasque4266]

Good tattoo artist out of Bill Clemens. I was across in Baten Unit. It stayed locked down cause of riots

[@aaron.3000]

I worked in the Laundry there too for awhile lol..folding table. Also SSI in Bldg 11...till I got Dr Jones to get me unassigned and then I didn't do sh!t but take an electrical class

[@demarcushays2230]

🔥🔥🔥

[@DarkmanRides]

Damn bro I didn't know you was in TDCJ so was I. I was at the Middleton unit transfer facility in Abilene Texas waiting to catch chain when this man came in. I worked in the kitchen and I saw the biggest human being I ever saw in my life. White boy he was 7 ft 2 420 lb his hands were the size of baseball gloves and he had a tattoo on the back of his right hand of Frankenstein🤣🤣 and he was working on the lights... he wasn't on a ladder he was on a damn wooden platform. Nobody wanted to find out what time it was with him. I finally caught chain to the Estes unit in Venus Texas that's private prison run by MTC. Once a month the warden would buy the six newest movies released and play them in all the pods from Friday afternoon until Sunday night so everybody got to see all of them. They gave you free earbuds and you could plug into the tables so you could hear. Every building and every room was air conditioned. The chow was pretty damn good and the commissary always had a nice selection and you got to go twice a week. You got visitation twice a week for 2 hours. They had a bunch of coke and candy and snack machines and you were free to go around and get whatever you want. Air conditioned full indoor parquet basketball court with six complete Universal workout stations. You could go outside on the yard and in the shade they had another 4 complete Universal workout stations. They had a track that you could walk around it was dirt but it was about a third of a mile they played soccer in the center and they had two outdoor basketball courts and 4 handball courts. You did not have to do your laundry you just put it in a bag laundry people come by collected you got it back two days later. I was in a Christian pod we had our own 96 in TV that we played movies on. You had to attend church but no big deal. You got to go out on the yard normally twice a day unless it was raining. Almost no problems because nobody wanted to blow such a sweet ride. Most inmates in that prison had seven years before they timed. Oh and you got fresh fruit everyday a banana oranges and apples. The showers were inside your pod we had eight showers they open from 6 a.m. until 9 p.m. and you could take as many showers as you wanted the people in the Pod kept them clean. After being there about six weeks they gave me a job assignment but I had to talk to the warden first. He asked me what I thought about his facility. I told him this is like living in a college dorm. He just laughed he said I've never heard anybody describe this place like a college dorm🤣 my point TDCJ run presents sucks and they don't take care of the people there they just pocket the money because look how much Services MTC could provide in a private prison and still make money. I left the state of Texas two months after I finished my 5-year parole and I'm never living there again you only get one bite at this apple. Glad things are working out for you enjoy your comedy brother.

[@russellnindynine5905]

Sounds like a life-vacation. What did you do time for

[@DarkmanRides]

@@russellnindynine5905 Manslaughter gun, 1st offense low risk. Good parole attorney is a must.

[@davidd2662]

Its 13 of yall . Lol

[@jamestran2056]

93-2000..... there was a CO in the boot factory (Supervisor Stanley A. Wiley) on the Clements unit that was one of those mofokrs that came to work everyday mad and full of hate for inamtes. everyone hated this dude. i knew he was gonna run across the wrong one and he did in 2003.

[@johndavis4762]

Peace ahki

[@badluq89]

Wow...he was locked up in the city I'm from!

[@GinaJonesStillettoQueen]

I used to go to jail every year

[@marvelousmarvin4th]

🗣Message!!! Look out for your people!

[@cindysauers8259]

"...this is just going on my resumé" 😂😂😂

[@rawsko0316]

It ain't just the white kids goin soft af. Its everybody.

[@jiccampb]

Holy crap! In China they do have Kin Punishment 😮

[@Cyril_P.]

Gurney and Bradshaw here...2001-2003

[@jbbarber8022]

I need to get this somehow

[@qwavey3087]

It's on pandora with many others of his sets

[@LinusKnight]

i thought this was the 'MITCHEL' story from Ali's set on 'This isnt happening'

[@DeeDaKaang1]

Yoooo🤭ooooo......I'm far from Muslim but, these daaaamn names are hard as shiiiiit!!!!!

[@Dajizoids]

I love this guy so I looked up the thing about the family member in China and that's one of the places and Korea and Japan also. I don't know if they still do it but Germany did it also and what it's called is kin punishment in other words the family members could be locked up in place of or along with the bad family member

[@Mr.Patrick_Hung]

OK, that was done in past centuries, but it is not a thing today and hasn't been for close to two thousand years. Not mentioning how far in the past that stuff was done is manipulative and promotes hatred against Chinese people.

[@williamrowlett740]

This guy is so ignorant and articulate. He fits perfectly in prison.

[@Anthony90026]

What show is this joke from?

[@JuniorRodriguez-nk6rq]

Mexicans got on boots

[@naomicaballero8908]

Can't allow it!

[@JDillon-qd7fh]

I don't know...I was on Clements in 2004 and 5 and I didn't think it was bad. I thought clemens 97 and Beto one was bad

[@naomicaballero8908]

I met a guy named jihad n corpus Christi.

[@spinadams4026]

The Chinese jail / whole family isn’t true.. yes under certain circumstances their have been generational prison sentences.. but nowhere near every crime gets this punishment

[@25nahshon]

But some do. You want to take that chance?

[@agentgc]

lol the whole family going to prison in China thing is untrue

[@RevealedFilms]

He was right but it’s not really practiced anymore only in extreme cases, however it is very active in North Korea and if a family member is sent to prison for life, the next two generations of their family must be born and die there too. It’s called Kin Punishment or the three generation rule.

[@mckinleybrown1957]

China is preparing to pass a law that would punish parents if their children misbehave ( NEW LAW )

[@25nahshon]

No it's not. It definitely has and is happening

[@Mr.Patrick_Hung]

@@25nahshon I am living in China and can assure you that it has not been a thing for close to two thousand years. It does not happen today. To suggest otherwise is highly racist.

[@25nahshon]

@@Mr.Patrick_Hung the fact that you think you know about everything taking place in China shows your ignorance. I actually have neighbors who have family going through this right now as we speak. To call it racist is your way of closing this factual debate which makes you sound dumb. That's the equivalent of you saying that they don't have suicide Nets, and if I say otherwise I'm racists. No dummy, it's called a fact. Every country does messed up things, and China definitely is not the exception.

[@joeyvillarreal761]

Sounds alot like the plot to American history x

[@YAH_ONLY]

> 10:30

[@nikopriest3905]

Fuck scared straight, your child acting up, have them watch ANY Ali Siddiq special, I be laughing but them jail stories fucked me up fr fr I'm not tryna see that place

[@xandacab4285]

whole families in china are not arrested for the minor crimes of one child

[@Tater4200]

ahh..so the mexicans teamed up with the blacks? right on.... lolol

[@GoldenBoy-wy8fv]

Doubt it, Mexican Mafia wouldn’t take the blacks side, my the northerners but not the Eme, they would’ve side with the AB’s

[@chinoxxl1908]

@@GoldenBoy-wy8fv texas mm isn't the same as In Cali they don't follow their politics

[@GoldenBoy-wy8fv]

@@chinoxxl1908 you’re definitely right, I didn’t know Ali was from Texas 👍

[@antoniowo5567]

Laundry brings people together

[@pamelajohnson668]

Al Siddiq & Deon Cole... HILARIOUS!!! if this happens... I want 4tickets... THEY'D MAKE A WHOLE LOTTA $$$

[@nikes2crazy]

No lie, this like career snitching but it’s funny 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

[@ceciliachatman2678]

Do you really think he's telling these stories without the people knowing that he's going to tell them.

[@moonlight2373]

dam thats middle of nowhere amarillo its white world too

[@naomicaballero8908]

Complete failure on their part. Ur still here. Amen.

[@vonnelson5403]

Worked there in 2016-2017 place aint were you wanna be and it’s still 🗑️

[@mikekeltner4291]

Some of the women in this country needs to be locked up