9 Minutes of Little Alex Horne's 'Confessions' | Taskmaster

[@isaactraister317]

You know, you'd think Alex would stop confiding things with Greg at a certain point.

[@ilikeexxs]

It was all one drunken tirade and that's why Greg won't come around for holidays anymore

[@charlesb7019]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣. I hope not!!!!

[@sherryxia8362]

Yeah, especially since Greg keeps revealing them on national television

[@Ms_Andrews_PreK_Princess]

😂

[@SuddenReal]

@@ilikeexxs It was on one of the three occasions Greg has socialized with him.

[@praalgraf]

genuinely one of my favourite bits greg has ever come up with

[@wisedred]

is he the one who writes his prompts? i thought alex wrote them for the both of them lol

[@meganc60]

Greg mentions in one episode he writes his own introductions

[@nommyyt]

​@@wisedred Greg comes up with them. Alex has no idea what Greg is going to say until he's said it.

[@RobertSmith-rn5gg]

Plhbbl Mbb LolHHmnblmbm

[@blackdragoncyrus]

"A man who recently confided in me..."

[@maximillianford9301]

It's a great bit, but you've managed to exclude my favourite: where Alex confesses that he loves the country Wales, but longs for the day that its people are driven into the sea

[@tehfiredog]

Greg's proactive revenge for Alex's "comedy" bits before each prize task 😂

[@raqdigi]

the one where he says Alexs' wife confided in him (after saying Alex has aged as the seasons progress) that she questioned if she still desires him and if she ever really did is still one of the funniest ones

[@SeanSMST]

When and what episode did this happen I have to know?! That sounds so damn funny

[@sleepybean21]

@@SeanSMST same here!

[@raqdigi]

@@SeanSMST Series 16 episode 6!!!

[@earendilthemariner5546]

I love when greg kinda breaks a little

[@448285]

I hope for his own sake that Alex has gotten his drinking under control

[@TheInker]

I don't know why Alex keeps telling Greg these things. You'd think he'd learn.

[@reklov77]

It sounds like he has a drinking problem.

[@slake9727]

​@crudbucket77 If he did, he would have confessed it to Greg already.

[@kaitlynlucas8379]

Alex is a filthy little ferret, that's why.

[@jeffrey44]

You are victim blaming.

[@lhfirex]

Maybe it's something he has to do when he gets punished in the traditional way.

[@The_Farwall]

Alex was so adamant that women shouldn't be allowed to vote or fly planes, he told Greg about them twice.

[@Hugh_Jas]

The voting one was just duplicated in the edit, literally the same clip.

[@wfbgenius]

I saw an interview where Greg did this bit, and Little Alex Horne responded “I don’t think you understand what ‘in confidence’ means”

[@TheUberjammer]

I met Alex one time. He confided in me that he really likes it when Greg makes up these facts about him, and he wishes he could get introduced like this after every commercial break.

[@iamdb1990]

putting them all together like this makes it seem like Greg has dementia and forgets Alex is right there

[@jonathanrobles7377]

Or has copies of himself and is setting everyone up for the strangest standoff in history

[@sherryxia8362]

But somehow remembers the things Alex told him..

[@princessthyemis]

Lol😂

[@Hacker3588]

Genuinely one of the funniest pairs I've ever seen

[@icturner23]

The first time Greg did one of these (much less extreme than the examples here) I fell for it.

[@MattParkent]

"Night night bot bot powder party" is the best thing ever said by anyone on Taskmaster.

[@sherryxia8362]

It's up there for sure. Can't wait for the Taskmaster book of quotes.

[@valerielevasseur8674]

And the worst is "smelly back cake"

[@michael121quinn]

"Don't leave me farting in the dark listening to my own name" and "it's an absolute casserole down there" top my list, but that's up there.

[@phonotical]

I don't know what's funnier, that a 18ft tall man can make his voice go that high, or the fact all the statements are true

[@dr.rodders3329]

I'm surprised his heart can pump the blood all around his body. That heart must be an absolute unit

[@z.m.stewart1996]

i stand with my cancelled wife little alex horne

[@TheYorkRose]

Can't believe that there were still some that didn't make it into this compilation lol, and they're some of the best ones too

[@Andy-ru2eb]

I love when either one of them breaks character in these bits. When Greg cracks at his own jokes or when Alex can’t help but laugh a little at the silly line Greg just said

[@SomeGuyInNevada24]

Little Alex Horne should have pointed at Greg and said “Exhibit A” after the Welsh doing menial labor bit.

[@gregbarratt7161]

Well this IS the same man that told the world that he supports apartheid!

[@maiNmusica]

Our favourite misogynist little Alex Hoooorne!😅

[@OtherwiseSix]

I've been waiting for a video like this. Absolutely brilliant.

[@johndenverfan]

Greg and Alex are the GREATEST duo on Tv

[@Emthe30something]

Orginally read the title as 9 hours. 😂 I could believe it

[@TheTimTri]

I’ve been waiting for such a compilation to show to my dad, thanks for the upload!

[@failuretolaunch4571]

I am assuming Greg thought up this bit on his own. If not then kudos to the writer who came up with it.

[@Phoenix_Left]

If it's not Greg, it's Alex writing them, I believe.

[@GolfhausYT]

I think it was revealed once on the podcast that Greg comes up with them, sometimes minutes before the taping starts, so that Alex's reaction is genuine - and so he can't put the kibosh on what Greg's going to say. :P

[@nawdrawg8436]

Seeing a supercut of these is truly effing glorious 😂 and I also legitimately hope that Alex has not received any serious backlash from these amazing dunks🤞❤

[@JLF201]

Reminds me of when Che and Jost trade jokes on SNL in that there are two guys sitting next to each other and I'm pretty sure one is trying to provoke violence against the other.

[@Bman1878]

Hahaha, Ferns face at 4:27 😂

[@alexread6767]

Greg's depiction of Alex is simultaneously old and crotchety and brash, but also too timid and meek to come up with any insult worse than "get lost." As Greg would put it, I'd like to dig into the narrative more

[@eropis]

It always seems as if it makes him genuinely uncomfortable.

[@KyleBaran90]

I think its his way of getting back at Alex for his bad puns and intro prop gags

[@foundation6867]

“ And next to man a once told me he has no respect for the military and any solider came up to him in public he can easily have them because they are all stupid “😂 it’s Little Alex Horne

[@hxasfour]

I needed this today ❤

[@johnhalsall1878]

That's not all of them!!!! There's at least one about Alex's neighbours.

[@bobafettjr85]

He confided all of these things all in one night when he was blitzed.

[@circeus]

"the scared of three things one" is there twice XD

[@foundation6867]

When little Alex Horne laughs it’s just hilarious 😂😂😂

[@princessthyemis]

Right? I love his laugh 😂

[@PurpleSidewalk1]

The funny thing is that this isn't even all of them. I can think of at least five that aren't in this compliation

[@chopperboi89]

... All we know is... he's called THE STIG! 😂

[@rienpost]

Some say he can't recognize the colour blue and only eats sardines. All we know is he's called the Stig.

[@ElectricFury]

I've wanted a video like this for ages 😂

[@prakarshsrivastava1043]

why does he never deny it? lmao he always concurs.

[@iamdb1990]

you never question the Taskmaster

[@galaxa13]

I can only think of a couple times where he concurred. Most of the time he either ignores what has been said or he denies it. Maybe not strongly, but he has verbalized that they are untrue or shake his head in rejection.

[@antygod]

because he really did say those terrible, terrible things.

[@michelilla511]

2:02

[@tjazeajn8028]

​@antygod An Interesting thought, Alex Horne will say anything. I've watched a few of his interviews. We know he will eat anything. He fully commits to doing funny bits. I believe it was he thought for Taskmaster. How far are comedians willing to commit for comedy, I'm not quite sure why Greg start this introduction style. Maybe it's in the lastet book(Casserole), I can't wait for my copy to arrive.

[@MollyMcCarthy8]

The epitome of "Yes, and"

[@immaleaf4964]

9 minutes? What a conventional unit of measurement

[@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.]

8 minutes 43 seconds of Greg trying to get Little Alex Horne killed.

[@cannibalbananas]

Poor Alex. Hiding in bushes as he leaves his home, hoping no non-TM fans spot him and think the things he confides are real.

[@coasterbp]

7:40 Deja Vu...

[@BlackieFyre]

Too good they had to put it twice

[@precious_muse]

The best part of these is seeing Greg fighting, and usually failing, to break.

[@Danburybeeches]

‘A bit “too chopsy” of late’.

[@SolarMechanic]

The real fun is figuring out which one is true!

[@mariavictor4324]

Big up yourself Alex! All day every day.😂😂

[@askerzie]

4:36 easily my favorite one

[@opeltheartist]

Greg has made Alex eat so many bizarre things 😂

[@ADF86123]

Imagine that one day it turns out that Alex really did say those things.

[@Tao_Tology]

To be fair, that is a pretty good way to tell if you've had a great idea.

[@kevinkeane254]

What would we actually do without this show 😮

[@corro202]

Great video.

[@MeinratFamily]

I think the origin of these is the time Greg used Alex as a venteiloquy puppet and made him say he supports Apartheid

[@jamesthomas1352]

He was completely correct about Joshua

[@thomasgao446]

Random thought: The Little Alex Horne is only part of the actual Alex Horne. The rest of it is in Greg's house.

[@NT-lq3lq]

I've been waiting for this for a long time

[@MrSpannners]

"aaaaayyhlidddtlealexhooooorn

[@npcrafterak1246]

Thanks so much, TM!

[@TuberTugger]

I'd be upset with how horrible all the things Alex says are, if I didn't feel so bad with how poor his memory is about it. Poor Alex. I hope the cure dementia soon.

[@rowox]

I can't wait for next season when it's revealed Alex was behind most of the online abuse directed towards Rosie

[@Robbuffet]

weird- just as I put this on for background noise, I scrolled down the page of my e-textbook right onto a vintage photo of suffragettes.

[@alexanderhammil6754]

i miss when the start of episodes gave us weird lore about alex living like a dog instead of being secretly terrible

[@user-yf9ph7gl6t]

One of these is true, your time starts now

[@StevenBanks123]

I’m glad Greg is revealing Alex’s dark side to the world. Let the therapy begin.

[@thomasthomasson2319]

As Seth Meyers would say, it seems Greg doesn't understand what "in confidence" means

[@lenochod6]

😂😂😂😂

[@ChronoZero]

The voting one appeared twice

[@GolfhausYT]

He's REALLY upset about women's suffrage.

[@PineappleZach666]

Alex is so scared of women voting he told greg it twice.

[@mariomaer4746]

Little Alex Horne needs to stop drinking 🤣😂

[@paulrossi1807]

Alex, your drinking has hurt me in the following ways...

[@huangyboy]

Gives me Stig vibes lol

[@Didi_A_Gogo]

The bit about Alex being scared of women voting is in there twice. They really are getting "chopsy", eh Alex?

[@thechillindude4478]

The clip of Alex not liking women voting was used twice

[@tombstonerforever9374]

Make your own Little Alex Horne introductions below.

[@Hugh_Jas]

The "women being allowed to vote" one was put in twice.

[@BOABModels]

Absolutely Slanderous

[@user-zp4ge3yp2o]

Little Alex Horne has a lot of opinions about women

[@nannyalberte]

AKA as Greg's revenge! 🤣🤣

[@IslaIsObsessed]

I love this 😂

[@KitagumaIgen]

Otherwise little Alex Horne seems like such a nice guy...

[@simontay4851]

Alex is a little toad.

[@jessehammer123]

Oh, video of the awful person Little Alex Horne! :D

[@TheRealConcertKing]

It's all funny until you find out they are all legitimate views held by Alex.

[@davidy22]

Then it becomes based

[@Epanouissement]

Little A.H. screwed up and left duplicate clip in this video.

[@outistynnanyt5153]

I think TOAD is still my favorite

[@RayvenGuard]

Only two that Alex didn't remember. This means he was sober for all the other ones 🤔

[@D-27dhjso]

One of them among all of that is probably true. I reckon the its the bring back the patriarchy.

[@MURDERPILLOW.]

I bet 5:34 is true

[@csurname]

I interpret the intent of this stuff as a palate-setter that shows the kinds of outlooks that are NOT part of Taskmaster. Paradox of tolerance stuff, leading with ridicule of what's correctly unwelcome.

[@MedEvil1c]

And next to me, a man who ____. falsetto It's little Alex Hornne! ____ Which one do you wish is true?

[@MedEvil1c]

The Jacuzzi ferret sounds true 😅

[@the.n1ghtwriter]

15 seconds ago is crazy

[@FutureVegeta]

So much to pick from and yet you do 1 double.

[@djtrig6576]

What about Alex’s defense??

[@austinhmmm9087]

5:32

[@goldenpony822]

Comedy gold, shame it stops