9 Pitches For WWE Royal Rumble 2023

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@rootyrootyson2175
@rootyrootyson2175 Жыл бұрын
Jack's wiki rumble deserves to be its own annual special with in depth analysis and odds.
@DZ_Mania_2024
@DZ_Mania_2024 Жыл бұрын
Yeah it should be a separate video lol. That’s why I don’t like it.
@robinsargeson
@robinsargeson Жыл бұрын
Jack’s final pitch actually had me creasing 😂😂
@elliotpiche9819
@elliotpiche9819 Жыл бұрын
100%, same here. Not sure why. The absurdity of it sure, but man, the sporadic sarcastic interventions *chef's kiss*
@MartyRusev
@MartyRusev Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard. - Poisonous? - I don't know. 😂😂😂
@scootinand
@scootinand Жыл бұрын
Final 2 in Andrew's Rumble: Cody and Sami. Stand-off, Cody: "I need this" Sami: "You don't know what NEED means!" And they fight. And it's wonderful.
@cosmorror3907
@cosmorror3907 Жыл бұрын
“YOU WERE MY BROTHER CODY!” “I HATE YOU!” “I loved you…”
@josephgleeson8122
@josephgleeson8122 Жыл бұрын
IT'S WHAT WE WANT TO HAPPEN!!!!!
@TJDylan
@TJDylan Жыл бұрын
Let’s all say it in unison!
@MrHURRICANE43
@MrHURRICANE43 Жыл бұрын
I read this in their voices
@srensaaby6455
@srensaaby6455 Жыл бұрын
That has got to be my favorite pitch from Andrew ever. The idea of Roman keeping Jimmy and Jey's titles hostage is genius. you can do so much with it.
@dlcdnl
@dlcdnl Жыл бұрын
As a fellow Italian I hope that the province of Livorno has a great showing in the Rumble
@MrRichardMoran
@MrRichardMoran Жыл бұрын
"A mountain doesn't have ears though!" had me in pieces. Too good.
@mmolinacastro97
@mmolinacastro97 Жыл бұрын
There is nothing more tragic than Sami losing after coming so far, just to have his test extended into the Elimination Chamber
@mohammedsuhayl9190
@mohammedsuhayl9190 Жыл бұрын
Sadly its gonna be a filler match for Roman. So that people’s wish (the Rock and Cody) will happen at mania
@_Pauper_
@_Pauper_ Жыл бұрын
Jack made me cry with his last pitch “the use of trees” for the win
@mikeg6894
@mikeg6894 Жыл бұрын
My pitch: Bray Wyatt and LA Knight are fighting evenly, LA Knight even kicks out of TWO Sister Abigails! He has the crowd on his side. They're chanting Yeah! Yeah! Suddenly Uncle Howdy appears behind Bray Wyatt. It seems like a 2 on 1. How can LA Knight win?? A SECOND Uncle Howdy appears behind LA Knight. From his jacket he pulls out a Microphone, hands it to LA Knight. LA Knight says "You didn't think I knew you'd bring backup? This ain't your game, this is LA Knight's game! Yeah!" The Uncle Howdy behind LA Knight pulls off his mask to reveal the only other wrestler in WWE with a top hat. Cameron grimes! Too the moon! They both defeat the real Uncle Howdy and Bray Wyatt, who are dragged off TV forevermore. Cameron Grimes and LA Knight tagteam up to become "Grimy Knights," the greatest tag team in WWE History. The end.
@Bthjjjjjjjj
@Bthjjjjjjjj Жыл бұрын
That is ‘Attitude era’ Vince genius
@elcampeon212
@elcampeon212 Жыл бұрын
This Bloodline story is EASILY the best WWE and probably wrestling story in the last 5-10 years tbh
@joywilson4668
@joywilson4668 Жыл бұрын
The Royal Rumble is my favourite PPV of the year. I love the surprise entrants even if they are only around for the one match.
@Shumway3319
@Shumway3319 Жыл бұрын
Aw man, one of my friends went to Toms River EAST High School in Toms River, New Jersey. He'll be so disappointed he's not in Jack's rumble.
@AnnaJaneMTG
@AnnaJaneMTG Жыл бұрын
Only thing missing from Jack's last pitch is Ross going "BAAAAHH" for the buzzer each time 😂😂😂
@nalidhardstyle8551
@nalidhardstyle8551 Жыл бұрын
There hasn't technically been a surprise 'hell in a Cell" match, but back in wcw hulk hogan once called for a cell (identical to hell in a cell) to be lowered for his match. This was on the june 5th 2000 episode of Monday nitro, which features in the "weirdest wrestling shows" series
@paulnycnz
@paulnycnz Жыл бұрын
Pissing myself laughing at Jack's final pitch ... "#7: The Use of Trees in Chinese Mythology"
@SpinningBirdFlip
@SpinningBirdFlip Жыл бұрын
Finally the pitches, I've been more hyped for this than the rumble
@jackoneill7610
@jackoneill7610 Жыл бұрын
Jack might be onto something with the random Wikipedia article Rumble. Should be an annual thing where the 3 lads randomly generate 30 entrants and analyse their respective rumbles/who would win etc.
@DeaDGoD_XIV
@DeaDGoD_XIV Жыл бұрын
Harry Terry is gonna win then take the belts from Roman at Mania. That Random Rumble is also my overall pick for winner of the pitches.
@melodycollins2903
@melodycollins2903 Жыл бұрын
Jacks last pitch compares to George becoming fries in Hell in a Cell 🤣
@ajmorley1519
@ajmorley1519 Жыл бұрын
State of Jacks last pitch ffs 😭😭😭 Hahaha absolutely dying thats incredible
@glenndallas7171
@glenndallas7171 Жыл бұрын
#7 in Jack's list sounds like one of his hall of fame nominations.
@pelago_
@pelago_ Жыл бұрын
They’re tied with that mountain
@britballer4697
@britballer4697 Жыл бұрын
The Space Jam inspired pitch from Jack was top class! I love that movie and as soon as it was mentioned I popped big time haha
@WhoDoYouKnow03
@WhoDoYouKnow03 Жыл бұрын
This pitch video just made my list of favorite pitches. So fun to watch
@jamesmultari6793
@jamesmultari6793 Жыл бұрын
With Sami being as loved as he is right now, you could be looking at a rumble 14 situation where if Sami enters and doesn't win, the fans may turn on whoever wins. Assuming Cody.
@_.El._
@_.El._ Жыл бұрын
It’s really not the same
@mrgbulldozer1384
@mrgbulldozer1384 Жыл бұрын
I disagree as both Rhodes and Zayn are fan favourites
@dawnakasmileygrl8145
@dawnakasmileygrl8145 Жыл бұрын
If Noami returns, she needs a proper entrance. Maybe do a throwback to when Jericho came back and was #2 against Ziggler. While I think she will get an amazing reaction no matter what number she comes out as, she deserves a moment before she gets down to business.
@VideoScope
@VideoScope Жыл бұрын
eh
@reno_2200
@reno_2200 Жыл бұрын
@@VideoScope if Naomi comes back, she should be early so she can get a full entrance. The crowd will love it.
@ChrisWilliams-ur7fn
@ChrisWilliams-ur7fn Жыл бұрын
@@reno_2200 I know I would.
@money0925
@money0925 Жыл бұрын
@@reno_2200 That glow in the dark entrance is iconic. That being said, I think Bayley gets the win and faces Charlotte at Mania. I think they're sticking with Face Charlotte for a while
@joshuaali1940
@joshuaali1940 Жыл бұрын
Jacks last pick needs to be nominated for the hall of fame
@keithlehtinen4673
@keithlehtinen4673 Жыл бұрын
Jacks random rumble was better than any of his AI pitches
@lucash741
@lucash741 Жыл бұрын
I can't wait for season 5 of Romanian X-factor to win the rumble
@abnormalanorak
@abnormalanorak Жыл бұрын
Will it feature Andrew (Tate)?
@jacqueslafleur5711
@jacqueslafleur5711 Жыл бұрын
Can't wait for hunters first rumble
@SteanPP
@SteanPP Жыл бұрын
Jack's random rumble is up there with George turning to chips
@krjsln
@krjsln Жыл бұрын
What pitches video was that???
@reno_2200
@reno_2200 Жыл бұрын
33:52 Andrew, you've had some brilliant ideas on Pitches videos, but backing out of attempting to course correct on 'special sauce' is possibly one of your best. Good catch.
@pillsburidoughboi
@pillsburidoughboi Жыл бұрын
At the 2023 Royal Rumble Match, Cody Rhodes & Sami Zayn feet will have touched the floor at the same time. Multiple referees will chose between the 2 being the winners. Triple H will come down to the ring and listen, the screen fade to black. The next right on RAW, Triple H will open the show and bring both men out. He will tell them him and the board of directors have reach a discussion. That on Night 1 Cody Rhodes will challenge Roman Reigns for the WWE Championship, while Sami Zayn will challenge for the Universal Championship on Night 2. Roman Reigns and the bloodline will come out and Heyman will try to convince Hunter this is not good. Triple H will ignore his plead and Roman will then speak and say how Triple H is jealous because this single title reign is greater than all of his title reigns combine. Triple H brush the comment off and tells him it's happen no matter what. For months we see Roman telling Zayn that he is not mad he won but glad. He tells him that if they can take out Cody Rhodes than their match at Wrestlemania will be a classic. The Bloodline tries and fails to take out Cody. This prompts a match at Elimination Chamber between Cody Rhodes and Sami Zayn. Cody tell Zayn that Roman is using him and he wants the heart and soul of NXT Sami Zayn. Leading to the match each member of the Bloodline tells Zayn he must take Cody out before Mania. While Johnny Gargano, Drew McIntyre, Nakamura, Styles and KO remind him this is a ultimate opportunity to win the world title at Mania The match at Elimination Chamber we see Sami take Cody to the limit. Cody (being undefeated since coming back) has Sami on the ropes. He gets hit and him and the ref gets taken out. The Bloodline head to the ring and Sami wave them out. Roman toss the title in the ring and tells Sami to hit Cody with it. He looks at the title, then Cody, then the Bloodline. The locker room comes out and a brawl happens outside the ring. Sami looks at the title again and toss it. Rhodes hits him with a Cross Rhodes and wins. Him and Sami shakes hands. The following SmackDown! The Bloodline open the show and Roman says he's proud of Sami for wanting to win the match on his own. The mood switch when Roman tells Sami that he didn't follow orders and in turn disobey his Tribal Cheif. The Bloodline attack Sami until he gets help. Cody Rhodes leading the charge and Sami Zayn being the old Sami Zayn. Roman attacks Adam Pierce in the process and as a result he bans The Bloodline from ringside. At Wrestlemania Night 1 we see Roman Reigns vs. Cody Rhodes for the WWE Title. Cody defeats Roman in a 20ish minute bout. On Night 2 Roman upset with the lost tells Paul Hayman that he was useless last night and don't want him in his corner. We also see Cody Rhodes with the WWE Championship talk and motivate Sami Zayn before his match. Telling him about the stories he heard while he was in the independent scene. (Similar to Eddie Guerrero and Chris Beniot segment at Wrestlemania XX) Roman and Zayn match begins and Roman begins questioning himself. Zayn digs deep and eventually defeats Roman Reigns for the Universal Championship.
@Allen-ng4rn
@Allen-ng4rn Жыл бұрын
JACK WITH THE RUPAUL REFERENCE. CAMPAIGN TO HAVE JACK THE JOBBER GUEST JUDGE DRAG RACE UK??
@VorpalBender
@VorpalBender Жыл бұрын
Jack mentioning Toms River representing one of the entrees of the random rumble, and me here being a former resident of the town.
@fireshot006
@fireshot006 Жыл бұрын
Jack on form once again. The man doesn't age
@__Black_Sheep__
@__Black_Sheep__ Жыл бұрын
Number 30: Shane McMahon's music hits, after 5 seconds there's a record scratch, and Sami Zayn's music hits saving everyone from that possible nightmare.
@MrBeardsley
@MrBeardsley Жыл бұрын
Heyman’s been calling Sami “Shmuley,” it’s literally just Yiddish for “Sami.” See, Shmuley is a diminutive nickname derived from Shmuel, which is the Yiddish version of the name Samuel. Likewise Sami is the diminutive form of Samuil, which is the Arabic version of Samuel.
@MrJFarron1989
@MrJFarron1989 Жыл бұрын
All I could think of for Jack's number 2 pitch was as Uncle Howdy and Alexa fly off together Uncle Howdy singing "I BO-lieve I can fly!"
@southpark46
@southpark46 Жыл бұрын
Got to be a Harry Terry and the mountain final 2. The trees will definitely be the ironman but the neo charismatic Christian movement will be the surprise package, a bit like Maven in 02.
@matttibos2562
@matttibos2562 Жыл бұрын
I was looking forward to this. Excitement levels are high for this rumble
@jbdenniss8958
@jbdenniss8958 Жыл бұрын
havent watched wwe for about 5 years outside of the odd ppv, never missed one of these videos. My favourite
@KaiMoya420
@KaiMoya420 Жыл бұрын
Roman tells Sami he must win the Rumble. The usos and solo arent in the rumble but they are out there helping Sami win. At first everyone is kinda confused but just doing what they're told. Roman is happy Sami wins and says its his final test at Mania to just lay down and let the trubal chief win. But that when Sami turns and takes his opportunity. The usos(mostly Jey) are conflicted but eventually turn on Roman duing the match and Sami wins. I wrote this before i watched this video btw.
@matthewfulton4863
@matthewfulton4863 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely superb first pitch from Andrew. Thought I had thought of every way this Sami story will play out but the wee man shocks me again 👏
@andrewbuchananjr.399
@andrewbuchananjr.399 Жыл бұрын
As a resident of Southern New Jersey, I am proud to see my area represented in the Random Rumble™ but Toms River faces some stiff competition. Salutations from a guy born and raised in the hometown of King Kong Bundy and WrestleMania IV & V (held at the Historic Boardwalk Hall, NOT Trump Plaza). Keep up the great content!!!
@brettlewislane8630
@brettlewislane8630 Жыл бұрын
Yessssss! It’s what we want to happen! Let’s go!🎉
@ferrybankman3
@ferrybankman3 Жыл бұрын
Jack reminds me of Barney in the Simpsons when in the B-Sharps. "i am taking these pitches in a new and mysterious way" A mountain enters the royal rumble and faces a basketball team from the 30s
@MartyRusev
@MartyRusev Жыл бұрын
Ross is literally stunned during Jack's last pitch. He literally had nothing to say. 😂😂
@_Pauper_
@_Pauper_ Жыл бұрын
I had a bad day and this made me happy
@conatser
@conatser Жыл бұрын
I reeeeaally want Sami’s last test is to win the Rumble so Roman “can take the night off” at Mania. Sami can either enter 1st or 30th, either could work, and he could either win or be the last one eliminated. There’s two doors and I don’t know which to walk through. Sami winning Rumble and Cody winning the Elimination Chamber just sounds right. Cody and Roman on night one where Sami costs Roman the WWE Title and then Sami becomes Universal Champ on night two.
@VesiustheBoneCruncher
@VesiustheBoneCruncher Жыл бұрын
Zayn should win. It’s so easy to protect Cody as it’s his first match back. Those two should be final two. Have Codyperform incredibly, but still clearly recovering, and ultimately struggle to get Zayn over the rope due to bad pec.
@kieranwood8519
@kieranwood8519 Жыл бұрын
That final pitch from Jack is an absolute all timer😂 also pls can Sami win the Rumble thanks
@tamzidmohsinkhan3333
@tamzidmohsinkhan3333 Жыл бұрын
Stone Cold appearing to Royal Rumble would be mega interesting
@mmolinacastro97
@mmolinacastro97 Жыл бұрын
Explain
@mikeypitt8315
@mikeypitt8315 Жыл бұрын
@@mmolinacastro97 because its Stone Cold Steve Austin!!!.
@mmolinacastro97
@mmolinacastro97 Жыл бұрын
@@mikeypitt8315 right, but why use him there, he's too big of a name to return for a rumble pop. You still have to eliminate him from the match, and how's that going to look
@legssohot7640
@legssohot7640 Жыл бұрын
@@mmolinacastro97 All he has to do is come back, hit some stunners, pop the croud and stuff. You can set up a short wrestlemania match/moment with whoever eliminates him
@matt8258
@matt8258 Жыл бұрын
@@mmolinacastro97 whoever throws him out would look absolutely class, it’s called building stars
@mickfurlong11
@mickfurlong11 Жыл бұрын
I could definitely see Roman demanding Sami to be #1 and he must win it to stay in the bloodline, only for it to come down to Sami and Cody with Roman eliminating Sami. Cody will hate it cause he’d feel cheated and not the baby face way of winning giving him a motive to face reigns. Also have a feeling we’re getting heel Cody very soon sorta like the awe version.
@thomasbattiata6125
@thomasbattiata6125 Жыл бұрын
LMAO, I'm literally from that province in Tuscany, I didn't expect to hear that
@yourtube1424
@yourtube1424 Жыл бұрын
I do think Roman will push to make Sami win the rumble wether it’s bloodline help in the match or outside interference, the real test then is his loyalty to Roman as no.1 contender and Roman basically holds that spot hostage as extra protection as he continues to lose it. I think we get baby face Main Event Jey Uso back possibly Jimmy stays with Roman till he loses the belt so we can have a 3v3 on the way to Mania, Sami, The Rock, Jay Vs Solo, Roman, Jimmy. I think we could see an ulterior motive from Solo at somepoint but eventually we have Sami Universal champion!
@casanovalenny
@casanovalenny Жыл бұрын
Jacks best list ever 😂
@mclowes1546
@mclowes1546 Жыл бұрын
My out there predication is that Rhea pulls double duty with Rumbles and has a strong showing in both. Winning the women's and potentially being the final 4 of the men's.
@dham1017
@dham1017 Жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed at a cultaholic video as hard as I am listening to Jack's last pitch 😭
@DrewB2400
@DrewB2400 Жыл бұрын
I am not from Toms River, but I am from a nearby and went to a high school about 30 minutes away, which led to me visiting Toms River North multiple times 😂
@gunnardsippert4094
@gunnardsippert4094 Жыл бұрын
16:20 Imagine Roman getting Naomi to take his side, so Jimmy says he won't fight at all. Then you have a mega tag match of Roman/Solo vs. Sami/Jey on one of the Smackdowns before Mania.
@bobthekow7547
@bobthekow7547 Жыл бұрын
My thought is that all members of the bloodline go in the Royal Rumble to protect the main event of Wrestlemania, and Sami ends up against Cody in the final two, Helluva Kicking him out of the ring to win. Have them enter whatever number, it doesn’t matter. He tells Roman he’ll lay down for him, but Roman’s paranoia makes him not trust Sami and he beats him to a bloody pulp. He then beats Roman at Wrestlemania.
@AmazingGuy13
@AmazingGuy13 Жыл бұрын
Alexa Bliss becomes Lilly and wins the Raw Women's Championship, and then brings back The Fiend during the Pitch Black Match.
@christophercarl1774
@christophercarl1774 Жыл бұрын
My Pitch for Sami’s final test - win the Rumble, challenge Roman at mania and lay down for his Tribal chief. Roman has heard rumors that he will need to fight on both nights of Mania. His way to control this is to have an opponent lay down for him. Night 1 Roman faces Cody (wins the Chamber) and Roman retains via Sami Zayn help. Night 2: Roman vs Sami. Roman tells him to acknowledge him…Sami takes the mic, pauses and says- “as the wiseman told me, always stay three steps ahead”…. He throws the mic and starts to attack Roman, winning the titles at Mania.
@jcoster8291
@jcoster8291 Жыл бұрын
I don't care what Adam Pacitti says I think R-Truth can and should win the Royal Rumble.
@Extinguisher10
@Extinguisher10 Жыл бұрын
Jack has such a great voice for making content. I'm jealous
@Numorfutinca
@Numorfutinca Жыл бұрын
My pitches 1. I want Bayley to win the women's rumble 2. I want Roman to Make Sami fight in his place. Something Like: You will defend these titles, the family tressure. Sami will fight Ko and win clean 3. I want Jon Moxley to enter and win the Rumble
@freakfoxvevo7915
@freakfoxvevo7915 Жыл бұрын
I want someone to make Jack's wikipedia rumble happen through 2K22
@joecontino2212
@joecontino2212 Жыл бұрын
I've been to Tom's River North to see a live NXT show yearssss ago. Time is a flat circle.
@AdamSMessinger
@AdamSMessinger Жыл бұрын
I think the boys made a tragic mistake underestimating the spiders in the wiki-rumble they talk about towards the end.
@pelago_
@pelago_ Жыл бұрын
My money’s on Jeff Bridges from RIPD
@PixelCreep
@PixelCreep Жыл бұрын
“That’s gotta be, that’s gotta be, the History of the Copa America broadcasting rights on US television!”
@christophercarl1774
@christophercarl1774 Жыл бұрын
I live about an hour from Tom’s River North HS in New Jersey
@chimpmasterflex
@chimpmasterflex Жыл бұрын
Jack's last pick, nearly makes up for him not going into a restaurant with his laptop.
@stevadore
@stevadore Жыл бұрын
I grew up in ocean county and was very close to Tom’s River NJ and know that school. That’s my rumble pick 😆😆😆
@Leopoldbloomed
@Leopoldbloomed Жыл бұрын
Jack’s last is by far the best
@andrewulriksen7447
@andrewulriksen7447 Жыл бұрын
Men’s Royal Rumble (last match) Before the match sometime, we see a clip in Reigns locker room with him yelling at Sami. Sami all of a sudden yells back at Reigns. But stops and apologizes about the outbursts. He takes a breath and tells Reigns he can’t take this anymore. He did what Reigns told him to do but he is still getting this treatment. He is stressed and wants to just go and celebrate his win and that the bloodline are one. Reigns stops Sami. You think that was the last test. No the last test comes right away. Sami is confused. Fast forward to the match. The announcer explains the rules of the match. There is a long pause and Reigns music hits. Reigns and Sami are at the top of the ramp. Reigns points to the ring and says to Sami that he knows what to do. Both head to the ring. Reigns sits in front of commentary and Sami gets into the ring. He looks at Reigns not feeling like he wants to do this. #2 comes out. As the match continues, most guys that have faced Reigns come to the ring are in the match except Owens. We find out that Sami doesn’t really get involved in the match except for the start or when one of the those entrances come in. When they are gone, Reigns demands Sami to get out of the ring and stand by him. Also Sami does eliminate all of them by himself or with help. Solo eventually gets into the rumble between 17-20. Sami helps Solo and they get into a groove. Sami all of a sudden feels like he can actually do good. Solo is eliminated but Sami is still there. Reigns realizes he could win, gets up to tell Sami to eliminate himself but before he does he is attacked by Owens. Owens and Sami fight. Bloodline comes out and attacks Owens. Reigns yells at Owens that knocks him out and he tells the bloodline to drag him out. He turns around and notices Sami is having trouble but pretends he doesn’t see. Sami is eliminated. (Thinking they could do the same kind of thing as Triple H pretending to be tired instead of saving Batista in the elimination chamber match, which Orton points out on raw the next night I think it was). The winner is Cody. After the match it cuts to the bloodline leaving. Sami is disappointed but Reigns is actually proud of him and says he did his job and now we can go celebrate. But before they go, Adam Pearce confronts the bloodline. He tells Reign he is sick and tired of the bloodline and everything they have done over the last few months. So he tells Reigns that he will be facing Cody at Wrestlemania but he is going to be defending both belts separately. He is going to compete on both nights. Reigns looks at Heyman with anger and they leave.
@scottmccurdy6493
@scottmccurdy6493 Жыл бұрын
My pitch for the Royal Rumble. Number 1 entrant is Big Dick Johnson, number 2 is Hornswoggle. Number 3 is Brock Lesnar, who easily gets taken out by a Finger Poke of Doom by Hornswoggle and is eliminated in seconds. Next up is a returning Undertaker, whom Big Dick Johnson eliminates in seconds by smacking him with his gut, which not only sends the Undertaker out of the ring, but is sent flying into the Titantron. After that is Goldberg, who GETS speared and jackhammered by Hornswoggle, who then makes the pin (despite it being the Royal Rumble), but because it's the Rumble, Goldberg just disappears into nothingness while pinned, and is eliminated in seconds. After that comes Braun Strowman, who gets crushed with a Canadian Destroyer by Hornswoggle, and then chucked out the ring by Big Dick Johnson (eliminated within seconds), with Strowman melting into the floor outside of the ring, with only his head sticking out of the ground so we can still hear him shout Braun Strowman-isms throughout the match. Eventually, Vince McMahon comes out as an entrant, but breaks both quads entering the ring. He collapses, and then explodes I to confetti, and is eliminated within seconds. Stone Cold Steve Austin, the Rock, Mick Foley, Shawn Michaels, Kane, Randy Orton, John Cena, the Usos, Solo Sikoa, Batista and Repo Man all enter the Rumble, every one of them being eliminated within seconds by Big Dick Johnson or Hornswoggle, with the exception of Repo Man, who stays in it. Eventually, Roman Reigns himself enters the Rumble, but Repo Man puts the Tribal Chief in a big sack, swings it around like Bowser's tail in Super Mario 64, and throws Roman outside of time and space, eliminating him within seconds. Finally, some REAL competition enters the match in the form of Santino Marella and the Great Khali, and we have an epic match-within-the-match between them, Hornswoggle, Big Dick Johnson and Repo Man that puts Taker/Michaels at the 2007 Rumble to shame. Finally, at the end of all things, Repo Man shakes the ropes (Batista style), and does it so hard the ring flips to its side like the Titanic. With Repo Man still holding the ropes, he's the only one who doesn't fall out of the ring, thus wins the Royal Rumble. Book it, Trips!
@billybeeeeeeeeee
@billybeeeeeeeeee Жыл бұрын
Sami enters number 1, wins it all, wants the WWE title, Cody wins a number 1 contender's EC match with Rollins and him entering first, Cody challenges for Universal title.
@daviddiett2168
@daviddiett2168 Жыл бұрын
I hope we get a Cody/Sami double win if the spot goes right, Sami still trying to protect the Bloodline by ensuring Roman the best chance of retaining at WM. Roman's jealousy and paranoia of Sami building more and more going into a triple threat at Mania, blowing up at Jey for coming to Sami's defense and the eventual turn by the Usos to help Sami dethrone Roman.
@dbone3356
@dbone3356 Жыл бұрын
1 - No. Why would Heyman screw Roman? 2 - No. In order for Sami to prove he is loyal to The Bloodline, he has to win the Rumble, so he can challenge Roman for the title(s) at Mania?
@jeefsquaa
@jeefsquaa Жыл бұрын
Got a new theory. Years are just a 24 hour clock once we hit 2400 it resets
@michaelhall8440
@michaelhall8440 Жыл бұрын
The State Railway of Thailand being cruelly overlooked as a favorite for the 3rd rumble. Railways go over mountains and through forests. No one else stands a chance. Although Braun may be mad for the gimmick infringement.
@flippineck2825
@flippineck2825 Жыл бұрын
Ripley wins the womens Rumble. Ripley enters the men's rumble & takes out Tazowa & Edge who are teetering over the top already. Ref throws up the X. Edge is hurt. Ripley grabs a chair. Beth attacks from the crowd. Out comes Priest. Priest stands between them ringside & Beth attends to her husband. Priest & Ripley await the next entrant, it's Solo! Priest & Solo go at it, distraction by Rhea. Rey enters. Ripley DARES Rey to hit her... so he backs off & Dom enters. Miscommunication ends up with Rey hitting 619 on Ripley & Dom. Jimmy enters. Rey gets double teamed and thrown out by Rhea & Dom. Jey enters. It's 3 Usos vs judgement day. Standoff. Cody enters. Cody takes out Jimmy & Jey. Priest & Dom take out Solo. Cody takes out Ripley. Cody takes out Dom. Sami enters. The Judgement Day get in the ring & try to take out Cody but end up eliminating Sami. Etc
@StevenKluber
@StevenKluber Жыл бұрын
Probably more of an Elimination Chamber pitch, but Solo Sikoa, Paul Heyman guy (via coup d'etat) seems like something to chew on. Since the callup, Solo has been nothing but silent, loyal... and unbeatable. He also has a finisher that plays into a shock turn. Heyman can look like the ultimate mastermind. Heyman has begun to see the cracks forming in the bloodline. Roman is currently paranoid of everyone except for one person. After booting Sami off the island of relevancy in the Raw/SD after the Rumble (setting up the path to an Elimination Chamber match in Montreal), the Usos seem conflicted but ultimately on board. Solo just keeps on doing Solo things. Roman keeps getting more and more paranoid that the Usos will turn on him as he approaches his match with Sami. By the Raw before Elimination Chamber, he's feeling so paranoid that the Usos will turn on him that Heyman recommends he "banishes" them from ringside (kayfabes why they can't get into Canada). Instead of being for a belt, EC would open the night and be for the opportunity to join Royal Rumble winner Cody Rhodes in a three-way elimination match at Wrestlemania. Solo wins. Final match of the night, Roman vs. hometown hero Sami Zayn. But after defeating Sami (with the help of Solo), it's promo time for Roman. Crowd's going to be pretty pissed, so calling for acknowledgement would be the ultimate heat magnet. But instead of a one, Solo puts up a thumb. Heyman drops some line, Roman turns around shocked, Solo spikes Roman. Fade to black. Benefits: Three-way elimination match would let Cody headline Wrestlemania with less risk and win a belt that he'd be able to defend at full strength at MITB. Solo would get to keep looking like a beast. And could continue to have minimal mic time. Problems: 1) Once the stakes for Elimination Chamber were announced, it'd be pretty obvious that the belts were getting split up (though, are there any good ways to split up the belts?). 2) Once Solo wins EC with those stakes, fans would immediately see the turn coming, knowing that Wrestlemania main event wouldn't be a handicap match. 3) The turn would have to be a fade to black moment, meaning that this specific Elimination Chamber would have to open with this match and close with a non-elimination chamber match (Zayn vs. Roman).
@griffochaz1664
@griffochaz1664 Жыл бұрын
Jack's wiki rumble needs to be simulated in 2K
@corndogger69
@corndogger69 Жыл бұрын
Jacks final patch was a classic… my pick is the stream
@the_ShApE03
@the_ShApE03 Жыл бұрын
Im from New Jersey and was very shocked to hear Toms River high
@njdevilsforlifewoohoo5533
@njdevilsforlifewoohoo5533 Жыл бұрын
As far fetched as it is I would love to see Jack’s last pitch. I want the Toms River team to win only because I’m grime New Jersey. But I think the mountain will win.
@peterfleming1517
@peterfleming1517 Жыл бұрын
Should’ve started with a countdown from ten, then the traditional Rumble klaxon!
@robertowens89
@robertowens89 Жыл бұрын
It would be so anti climactic and it would make the rumble really short. A double or triple elimination after the 29th entrant and no one in the ring when 30 comes out. Walk out and enter the ring and just win.
@josephstewart6836
@josephstewart6836 Жыл бұрын
Kane and austin had a surprise hiac match kinda. It was that first blood match then the cell came down
@tombrennan5007
@tombrennan5007 Жыл бұрын
Roman orders Sami to win the Rumble to keep the shot within the Bloodline and to set up Sami's final test of loyalty. Sami has wanted to be part of the Bloodline all this time and he just has one more thing to do to become family. If Sami lays down at Wrestlemania, Roman will officially make him Sami Uso and fully welcome him into the Bloodline. At some point in the lead up to Wrestlemania, Roman puts Sami through a reverse gauntlet match - he has to lose to progress to the next part of the gauntlet - to prove that he can do this for Roman. First up is Solo, then Jimmy, then Jey, then when Sami thinks it's over, Roman calls Heyman into the ring and orders Sami to lay down for Heyman to pin him. As Wrestlemania gets nearer, Owens keeps trying to get through to Sami, reminding him who he is, what he's done and asks if he's still that Sami Zayn or if he's just Roman's lackey now? Then at Wrestlemania you have Sami vs Roman. Sami goes to lay down, Roman goes for a lazy pin and Sami reverses it, then you go on to have the match and either have Sami take the title or get kicked out of the Bloodline after losing
@lilpoetat
@lilpoetat Жыл бұрын
thanks!
@JM1993951
@JM1993951 Жыл бұрын
Austin does need to come back for that fourth win to solidify his lead.
@LostSymbolic
@LostSymbolic Жыл бұрын
Why is everybody missing the simplest solution? Sami’s final test will be to win the rumble „to protect Roman’s title“.
@NorfBoll300
@NorfBoll300 Жыл бұрын
I WENT TO TOMS RIVER HIGH SCHOOL NORTH I LIVE ACROSS THE STREET FOR IT WHAT THE HECK WHAT A SHOUTOUT HOW SURREAL
@gustavrosengren6605
@gustavrosengren6605 Жыл бұрын
What's wierd to me is that a potential final two for this rumble could be Lesnar and Rock. That could have been the final two almost 21 years ago aswell. Imagine the 1998 rumble having Superstar Billy Graham and Bob Backlund as the final two, quite dated innit.
@Julian-xj6mh
@Julian-xj6mh Жыл бұрын
Diddler for H.O.F
@bornturnerdead
@bornturnerdead Жыл бұрын
Jack’s final pitch 😂
@beesly01
@beesly01 Жыл бұрын
Math with Ross: Excellent 5:11
@beesly01
@beesly01 Жыл бұрын
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