90's Commercials Vol. 283

These commercials aired on Cartoon Network in May of 1994
1. TV Spot for "3 Ninjas Kick Back" (Though this was the second Three Ninjas film to be released in theaters, it was actually the third film to be shot. "3 Ninjas Knuckle Up" was shot in 1992 back-to-back with the original film using all of the same kids but wasn't released until 1995 because of distribution issues)
2. Corn Pops
3. Promo for "Benji", For "The Love Of Benji" and "Oh, Heavenly Dog"
4. Fun de Middles
5. Nickelodeon Gakoids
6. Promo for "The Flintstones" Mother's Day Marathon
7. Pro-Shiatsu Massager
8. Promo for "Turner Family Showcase"
9. Magic Ice Cream Party
10. Cartoon Network Station ID
11. Phone Relief (LOL)
12. Promo for "Non-Stop Stones"
13. Penni Secrets
14. Promo for "Headline News"
15. You Can Read!
16. Fruity Pebbles
17. Super Power XP150
18. Promo for "Non-Stop Stones"
19. Promo for "The Smurfs"
20. Hidden Treasures Cereal
21. Promo for "The 1994 Goodwill Games"
22. "The Return Of Jafar" on VHS
23. All Time Children's Songs
24. Promo for "The Flintstones" Celebrity Week
25. Ring Pop
26. Push Pop (I associate these with the checkout counter at Kay-Bee Toys, as I remember they always had a display of them there back then)
27. Kellogg's Smacks
28. The Pagemaster Book (I had this)

[@DanZero77]

I remember that silly massager on TV all the time, but that crazy phone device LOL

[@Tiberon098]

Ahh, a window into my childhood and how I spent boring afternoons

[@MzGumby02]

YES...the children's songs is a memorable classic. Oh the nostalgia.

[@SagaSagaVGM]

In regards to "Magic Ice Cream Party", in the immortal words of a girl that my mom used to babysit around this time, "What's magic about fake ice cream?" I have no idea why that has always stuck with me, but it still makes me laugh.

[@rabiroden]

i had Gak as a kid... that stuff absolutely _reeked_

[@ladyfarona1988]

I had magenta Gak and yeah it smelled. I can almost remember the scent. My last memory of it was thinking I wanted to play with it only to find it dried out in my closet. 😂

[@rabiroden]

@@ladyfarona1988 Same. I had orange and it shriveled up into a tiny clump lol.

[@darktetsuya]

phone relief.... oh lord, I forgot all the crazy stuff those channels advertised! hahah.

[@2HUMANN]

Thanks for posting so often. Can’t get enough.

[@johnroberts9560]

I love to look back at older commercials , thanks for uploading this !! 👍😘❤

[@gaialanzer81]

More classic CN memories! I got into CN when it first became a channel, and remember all those old programs and such. Also remember a lot of these commercials. Particularly, the All-Time Favorite Children's Songs and the whistling meatballs. As soon as that commercial popped on in this video, it triggered a long buried memory and I was like, "wait, are there whistling meatballs in this one?!", and sure enough, "Whistle While You Work" and there was the close-up of those whistling meatballs! LOL!

[@JayHarper]

I love your channel! Thank you!

[@oldradiosnphonographs]

Some of my earliest memories Watching CN after Nickelodeon switched to nick at nite. Good times 😎

[@MzGumby02]

Omg...the phone relief commercial...lol...always trying to sell us things we didn't need back in the day.

[@yusakug]

13:56 - This commercial aired in May of 94, and the Pagemaster movie didn't come out until November of that year. Wow, they were really hyping this thing early. I do remember Fox believed it was going to be a huge blockbuster, and hyped it big with a lot of promotional deals, and even a tie-in video game.

[@klnguyen279]

Omg, the thumbnail. I've seen this funny infomercial before :v But I think this is a useful device back to the day landline telephones are popular.

[@imsleepingbeauty]

I love this channel 😁

[@underhill918gaming5]

3 Ninjas were my movies

[@Yehuz]

I'd give anything to go back to these days.. Life was so much simpler and enjoyable.

[@4Thug2Life0]

3 ninjas was dope but I loved my super soaker. I even had one back in 98-99 the big $100 one with a backpack attached. I loved that things ahh the memories

[@starcader9997]

The Gakoids commercial creeps me out.

[@DVincentW]

@4:50 the end of humanity accelerated just a little bit .. a little bit.

[@julieboolie4070]

Lol

[@alanmorales1500]

4:54 that was an incredible idea wtffff

[@profk3742]

the fun de middles kid is the nerd from Texas Chainsaw (2003) who gets a jar smash in his face.

[@yusakug]

I've never seen the movie 3 Ninjas Kick Back, but it can't live up to the video game adaptation for the Sega CD, which frequently featured Full Motion Video of the disembodied head of actor Victor Wong (who played the grandfather in the films) appearing and giving advice to the player. Unless the movie somehow features Wong's disembodied head interrupting the action and talking to the audience, I'm skipping it.

[@thelurch88]

Is that Alisa Reyes from All That in the Corn Pops commercial?

[@carloscardona6587]

didn’t know Pagemaster had a book for the film, or is this a different story than the pc and video games?

[@80sCommercialVault]

It was an adaptation of the screenplay. It follows the same general story as the film but much of the artwork doesn't match (the main character in it looked more like the blond kid in "Step By Step" than Macaulay Culkin). It was released several months before the film was released, but my hunch is that the film was intended to come out in late 1993 (the year it was copyrighted) or early '94 but was delayed because the animation was behind schedule.