[944] .50 BMG vs. Strongest Padlock in the World (Squire SS100CS)

[@seanminnich5990]

Just imagine someone looking at that lock and saying: get the c4 we're going in for the wall. But sir it's just a lock. The wall is weaker than the lock.

[@eh86055]

The best part is that the wall would probably actually be less explosion resistant the the lock.

[@USS_ESSEX_CV-9]

The wall is 3 foot thick solid concrete. The lock is an inch of solid @$#% you. The wall will be easier to get through

[@David-xu6xw]

Ya, 20 rounds of .50 cal would make quite a hole in most walls.

[@ArcaneMaiden]

@@USS_ESSEX_CV-9 Good one. 😅

[@debetrolence1991]

Breaching shotgun at point blank range should do the trick

[@yungfruitsalad1401]

That lock has such inexcusable design flaws all you’d need is a small artillery cannon or a tactical nuke and it would open right up so easily smh

[@rolirolster]

Lolz :-)

[@petlahk4119]

Actually, I'm not sure that a tactical nuke *would* open it. Artillery cannon yeah. Nuke, not sure.

[@SandBoxJohn]

And destroy whatever it was securing.

[@Nevir202]

petlahk well, I mean, vaporized is “open” right? 🤣

[@DrPersonman]

@@petlahk4119 Interestingly, there was actually test of a tactical nuke where they sat a tank about 300 meters away from the blast ("Operation Totem" I think). Not only did it survive but it also kept being used, though I think I read something about issues with some residual radioactivity. So while I seriously doubt this lock could survive the very core of the blast, I'm sure it could tank a near hit. Hell, if it was a little ways away I would not be too surprised if you could still open it with the keys.

[@petergamache5368]

Squire: "Was I a good lock?" LPL: "Yes. You were the best lock."

[@PerfectionHunter]

Queue: Sad music as the lock draws its final breath with a weak smile, and then goes still. Fade to black. Enter end credits... and tears :,(

[@CiaranMaxwell]

*lets out a howl, for a warrior has arrived at the gates of Sto Vo Kor*

[@gates531]

@@CiaranMaxwell today was a good day to die.

[@professionaldumbass1]

to think that a lock is more worthy for valhalla than i am

[@jordancambridge4106]

@@professionaldumbass1 Do not feel bad most are not worthy to enter my Alfathers kingdom.

[@rayjaymor8754]

Not gonna lie, if I see someone shooting a .50 rifle at my padlock, they can just take my stuff seriously :-P

[@estudiordl]

No shooting needed here...

[@Digitalhunny]

Don't ya wonder why 'Squire' don't make doors & walls to go with their locks?? 😂😂

[@postindustrial76]

@@Digitalhunny Cause it would be expensive

[@Shottyshotgun1]

@@postindustrial76 these locks are for specialized security, I'd imagine they would sell specialized security doors at a premium instead of fancy bedroom doors

[@bobkin611]

.50 BMG is $5000+ And ammo is $3.35 a shot. I'm sure what ever you have is gonna come with armed guards.

[@WalnutBun]

Squire executives after seeing this: "So the shackle needs to be reinforced."

[@blu3kitten384]

Can you imagine if they kept doing these tests and everytime it opened, whatever broke was reinforced?

[@whut9245]

@@blu3kitten384 you would just have a titanium brick at the end with a keyhole

[@drewrobertson93]

@@whut9245 Keyhole is a vulnerability. Literally just have a titanium brick encompass whatever you're trying to protect.

[@mark_fi]

@@whut9245 Titanium isn't as strong as hardened steel.

[@noxious89123]

@@mark_fi Yup. Titanium is stronger if you use the same weight of material. Steel is stronger if the parts are the same volume.

[@Ki_Adi_Mundi]

*"I can pick a lock from a mile away"*

[@thatonewaguy7841]

Damn fine shot if you can, I think that’d be a record

[@rzr2ffe325]

Not really picking at that point ha

[@adrianc.6714]

Rzr2ffe yes it is what do you mean

[@lorddarthvader6289]

What about the droid attack on the wookies?

[@MatmoeLP]

@@lorddarthvader6289 what about the destruction of Alderaan?

[@Gunners_Mate_Guns]

The .50 BMG must be the most expensive lock pick I've ever seen.

[@evilbred974]

$12-$15 per round where I am.

[@johndododoe1411]

Have you seen the automatic safe knob turner that costs over $1000 and still takes hours to get results?

[@jacobhall4655]

"556 in one, 50-cal in two, there's some binding in three"

[@walkermediaworx]

🤣🤣🤣

[@chrisschoenthaler5184]

Jacob hall About 40 .308 AP on four... nice click out of five...

[@spoon_in_moon7646]

a click out of .338

[@nathanschofield1828]

Oh some .950 jdj in 6

[@RickGladwin]

*bang* “Nothing on .22…” *bang* “Little click on .33…”

[@zane9464]

Binding on .50

[@dominickkramer6469]

@@zane9464 BANG and thats all she wrote on the artillery strike

[@sanderdrack]

It’s not opening! *proceeds to shoot the chain*

[@HowToChangeName]

Nothing on .50

[@ThejaBreLoL]

Ahahahahaha

[@AntneeUK]

This feels like a Wile E. Coyote cartoon, where he tries to blow up a padlock to get into a building, but after destroying the building the padlock is still perfectly intact

[@AlexandreJWKlaus]

hahahahh

[@Random-xt8cq]

lol

[@vikassm]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joshelliott1826]

And somehow floating in place

[@zahven]

I can perfectly imagine that cartoon. Amazing lmao

[@danielbowman1986]

This is the LockPickingLawyer and we're out here at the range, where we're going to see how many rounds of this Nerf gun it takes for this Masterlock to open. I've attached the lock to the frame and I see that it has already opened itself up, as if in surrender.

[@paytonwasemiller2395]

This is the funniest thing I’ve read all week

[@AnthonyMute]

You sir can have a whatever you drink and pay 😂😂😂

[@Pellbort]

"In the end, the Squire SS100CS can be easily defeated with a relatively low-skilled attack using just a piece of a Red Bull can, 30 feet of det cord and a brick of C4."

[@a_common_weeb]

A big brick of C4

[@danglam23]

A huge bricc of c4

[@zedtype5754]

"Waste of explosive go for the wall instead"

[@ladywaffle2210]

"Some assembly required"

[@aaronstorey9712]

@@danglam23 a thicc bricc of c4

[@boozle8125]

I'm glad that you're putting these locks to the test in real world situations like this

[@kingfisherc9608]

Why are you from a war zone?

[@sam6231]

Do you live in Afghanistan?

[@jackeronie6490]

@@sam6231 darned kids always stealing my bike with a leftover M2 Browning

[@reeces.pieces3]

@@jackeronie6490 yesterday some guy stole my skateboard using a Type 96 25 mm AT/AA Gun

[@Ab1911A1]

It’s faster just to snap the chain then the lock

[@juancesaretti]

Nothing on one, little click out of two, bullet hole on three...

[@asf130thecompany7]

This one made me literally laugh XD

[@Pyrolock]

Very funny - nice!

[@Javafiendcuppajoe]

That is the best comment... Needed that Laugh...

[@PMCJohn]

Lmfao

[@bobloblaw9302]

THAT is too funny!

[@erin8050]

The LPL: "I don't think the 556 or the armour piercing 308's gonna do the trick." Bill: "Well, we carried it all out her though..." The LPL: "I didn't say we weren't gonna shoot it." Bill: "Oh, ok." Best exchange of the whole video (honorable mention to all the times they tried to hold the shot lock).

[@honeydewd4847]

If someone stole my bike using a rifle, I gotta say they earned it.

[@thermobollocks]

That might be considered robbery instead

[@nick-in6rl]

Jesus just imagine being held at gun point in your yard while another person is just dumping clips into a lock trying get it to break. By the time their done the bike/whatever you had this laying against is going to be completely beat up and possibly broken. I think it would be easier for them to sit down and change a bike tire in the time it would take to dump mag after mag into it and probably more cost effective.

[@legosans926]

It would be cheaper to just buy another bike

[@lhumanoideerrantdesinterne8598]

If you use this monster to keep your bike, you're probably paranoid enough to have a whole team of bodyguards around you at all time.

[@dgh25]

lol

[@jackkreacherr9339]

New slogan for the lock "You'll get tired of shooting it"

[@cleoking6312]

Or "we are the waste basket for bullets!"

[@SNNY-SKTR]

If the company adopts this y'all heard it from this dude first lol.

[@bremsstrahlung2306]

Loool 😂

[@T0mmy7777]

More like,you will enjoy shooting it

[@TheNitrop]

That's a great slogan!

[@biomechanism1]

Ebay: Selling lock in mild condition

[@nikolozka1]

Or, New other

[@ΣΤΑΘΗΣΒΑΣΙΛΑΚΗΣ-φ3ψ]

Still safer than a master lock😂

[@rayjaymor8754]

Well I mean, they took the rubber casing off... so just slip it back on. No low ball offers! I know what I got!

[@tonylomeli5080]

*Mild* Condition

[@Taken-Edits]

mint*

[@IQuarent]

"Now that I've shown how many .50 cal bullets it takes to destroy this thing, I have another one I'm going to open by exploiting a flaw in it's mechanism using nothing but a paper towel and a rubber ducky."

[@KitLaughlin]

"using nothing but a paper towel, a rubber ducky, and a limp noodle..."

[@EnclavegovtofficialUSA]

​@@KitLaughlin"that being my cock"

[@bogdanovr]

Send it back for manufacturer exchange and claim your dog chewed on it

[@laffy134]

Bedrock teeth

[@xx_mysticwolf_xx1492]

Fun little anecdote I know it's no super duper padlock but my dog flattened the scoop on an aluminum ice cream scoop the aluminum was high grade too

[@stealyoflow653]

Lmao

[@thetorguy849]

Would hate to be on the receiving end of that dog bite

[@redzeppelin6]

that got me good.

[@thegeth4293]

People 2 miles away: what was that huge bang? It sounded like a gun Bike thief: *sweats nervously*

[@bobjones3533]

Ahh yes the perfect bike lock

[@jugganaut33]

*Tires punctured* *Brake lines severed* *Frame chewed up* *Pedestrians dead* Bike thief: only took $80. Bargain! Bikes remaining value: $10.

[@ronaldpen9412]

**Looks at lock** **Looks at the wooden pole that lock is attached to** That lock cant be too hard aight?

[@tomikun8057]

@@ronaldpen9412 right*. aight is a completely different word.

[@michealangel1556]

It’s just a piece of metal covering the actual lock nothing amazing their many weaknesses this lock has I’m sure thousands of locks are bullet proof

[@mattooi4322]

Didn't even mention how no rounds punched all the way through. The back is totally intact. Incredible.

[@julianeder4699]

the 7.62x51 ap rounds dont carry enough energy to do it and they only fired fmj 50.s at it thats like tryin to push a marshmallow through a phonebook. that bein said it was still kinda impressive how well it held up

[@chrisburn7178]

The main reason is the fact it was swinging, so a good deal of the energy was lost simply pushing the lock backwards. If you want an analogy, try stabbing a piece of paper with a pencil while it's hanging by pegs from a clothes dryer. Now put it over a baking dish and tape all four sides down so it is tight and try again. That's the difference.

[@julianeder4699]

@@chrisburn7178 A Channel by the name of Going Ballistic actually tested the same lock against some ap 50 cals with a big wooden log as backsupport and somehow it still took a bunch of shots till it finally broke (the APs didnt even make it all the way through) A SLAP would probably breeze right through and if you went for the steel rods connecting it you would also crack it open in no time but the body of this target has some serious meat to it

[@chrisburn7178]

@@julianeder4699 Interesting! Didn't know others had tried as well. It's a pretty good bit of kit eh!

[@julianeder4699]

@@chrisburn7178 Well anytime a tough product or a product that claims to be top notch hits the market its only a question of time till people start firing supersonic lead at it. Im just happy when people with the proper knowledge and equipment test it (LPL with his knowledge on how the lock operates and Going Ballistic with their arsenal of exotic/expensive and hard to come by ammunition are 2 channels that i would class as experts in the field) Still waitin for that SLAP round tho that should blow that lock a new one

[@yoloscrub7537]

Guy selling him the guns: So uh what u gonna use this for Lpl: Lock picking

[@wiredloaf2050]

The amount of ammo it took to break this is worth more than whatever it is you’re trying to steal

[@MrMeow-iq7kq]

capitalism at its finest.

[@oliverlemley9343]

3 dollars a round time 20 shots =60 bucks i sure hope somone would use this to protect something a little more valuable

[@wiredloaf2050]

@@oliverlemley9343 plus all the others used

[@donkey4]

@@oliverlemley9343 50 cal rounds are about 12 to 15 dollars a round

[@oliverlemley9343]

@@donkey4 holy hell where are you buying them from

[@slick4401]

Squire SS100CS: "Was I a good padlock?" LPL: "No." Squire SS100CS: "Oh." LPL: "You were the best."

[@gamesrules1223]

I’m the first comment

[@CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100]

@@gamesrules1223 you want an award?

[@crystalizedapple5891]

@@CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100 a healthy human mind doesn't wake up thinking about making an award for someone who made a "first" reply, but i think that's a luxury, not a curse

[@CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100]

@@crystalizedapple5891 you want an award?

[@crystalizedapple5891]

@@CaptainPriceONDATRAINFR100 the word "award" doesn't mean anything to you does it?

[@eragonfan360]

The fact that the back of it was damn near spotless is amazing. Definitely a tough lock.

[@woswasdenni1914]

not really, having it hanging looses a lot of energy on impact. the energy is not only absorbed but also given to the lock in a longer timeframe. i dont thin kthe back survives if the lock would be mounted hard. but ofc the riccochet risk then is probably too high. and shooting sucha tiny lock at 100 yards isnt much fun either

[@VineFynn]

@@woswasdenni1914 chances are that you would end up destroying whatever is behind the lock before the lock

[@luisromerobarrios]

So you just need a vest full of this locks to be truly invincible...

[@breezyxkillerx]

A yes the 200kgs vest

[@michaelkores6860]

@@breezyxkillerx So? Maybe it will look quite stupid and you can't stand upright or walk but you will be protected for from the unlikely event of being shot at with a .50cal

[@greenyoshi777]

Hope you're good at robotics because you're gonna need an exoskeleton suit!

[@user-xsn5ozskwg]

I know the others mentioned the weight but I'm just imagining the soft tissue damage from all the energy being directed into your body even though there's no penetration.

[@greenyoshi777]

@@user-xsn5ozskwg Also bones breaking. Bone fragments can kill ya too!

[@ViralKiller]

After 2 years of picking locks the standard way, the lock picking lawyer decided to just shoot at them...

[@misusaki8980]

He was probably thinking "Wait a second, all this time I could of just shot the locks"

[@ctc2469]

50 cal not real suttle thou

[@azzygoh5662]

Clearly you haven't seen the ramset vids XD

[@t.r.4496]

He got bored with picking locks, and he decided we needed more content.

[@michaelpettersson4919]

@@ctc2469 With a 50 cal you do not need to be subtle. No guard are going to be stupid enough to get in the way.

[@user-bo8yt4uc8b]

This is important consumer information

[@toshikartoshi]

What else would it be

[@rawovunlapin8201]

_"So, I have a neighbor with strong grudge against padlocks, and he has a 50 cal rifle. How many rounds can I expect this lock to tank?"_

[@chaosryans]

Them bullets are expensive :(

[@humanmold]

Absolutely vital.

[@HariSeldon913]

Anyone else think they should have invited Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman?

[@ggwp638BC]

"This is the LockpickingLawyer and what we have here today is a hardened steel, covered in titanium and kevlar padlock, meant to hold fire from anti-tank sniper rifles. And I will show you how it can be opened in less than a half second. To do that, we just need this GAU-12 25mm Rotary Cannon that BosnianBill and I made, load it with a belt of 250 rounds with depleted uranium, let the AI controller lock onto the target, and give slight touch on the trigger. *BRRRT*. As we can see folks, it doesn't matter how strong your lock is, there will always be a destructive method that can break it and everything around it. In any case, that's all I have for you today"

[@Transbbsaral]

😭😭😭🤣

[@Steelythestacker]

No it goes "BBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPP"

[@GaryMSanchez]

Hahahahahaga!

[@Drackzgull]

I know it was a joke and all, and it's not really relevant for that purpose, but .50 BMG rifles are neither anti-tank (unless you're back in World War 1) nor sniper, they don't have the power for the earlier, nor the precision for the latter. They're what's known as anti-materiel rifles, meant to defeat light armored vehicles and equipment, to destroy things suspected to contain explosives from a safe distance, and other such tasks.

[@justaorangewithapeel7986]

@@Drackzgull ggwp never said anything about a 50 BMG

[@4shi10]

the fact that not only does LPL have the ability to lockpick anything, and that he also has 100% accuracy is absolutely terrifying

[@Fedico7000]

There's something amazingly comedic about hearing "this is the lock picking lawyer" while looking at a huge lock with big ass guns behind it.

[@ChewBakaYT]

a 50bmg is good pick after all

[@samueljohnston9639]

So if I'm a robber and i see this lock, I should just take an axe to the door

[@MatthewCampbell765]

Buy a reinforced door.

[@antthegord9411]

Here's Johnny!

[@prcervi]

the door would certainly give sooner than this lock, the nearby wall would probably too

[@Anonymous-gu2pk]

Use a tank.

[@dash4800]

You misspelled 50bmg

[@kevlarstorm5211]

“High velocity armour piercing, it’ll take the hat off of an elite at 2000 yards.” Padlock: lol wut

[@alexburke853]

Kevlar Storm and they ain’t cheap

[@Nater2004]

The Halo sniper rifle doesn't fire 50. BMG it fires 20mm bullets.

[@Cheater357]

@@Nater2004 Halo sniper fires 14.5mmx114mm rounds. .50 cal comes out to 12.7mm. 20mm is what you would find in use for canons and mounted guns on aircraft.

[@Nater2004]

@@Cheater357 from what I heard it's 20mm

[@thefriendd6506]

I'm pretty sure the bullets he shot were standard ball, so you can't really make that meme without testing actual AP ammo on it.

[@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh]

LPL: Now open, worthy adversary. Squire SS100CS: 'Tis but a scratch! LPL: You've got a deep hole in your shackle. Squire: I've had worse.

[@lamefart]

LPL: You liar! Squire: Come on, you pansy!

[@mattk6707]

LPL: {shoots 20 rounds of .50 BMG} Squire: All right, we'll call it a draw.

[@rogehmarbi]

LPL #549 : Ramset LPL #944 : .50 CAL Now that's what I call progress.

[@inflatablewolfie]

@Hakageryuu We are now in the year 3046. The earth has been abandoned. A weapon finally bested the latest squire padlock however, doing so, it pierced a hole straight through the earth. The squire padlock, cut in half, flew right out of the atmosphere and both chunks impacted faraway planets inhabited by some higher life forms, completely obliterating them. Squire is therefore on trial for having caused the first galactic war; Humanity is on the brink of destruction. Squire engineers now ask themselves: Have we gone too far?

[@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106]

@@inflatablewolfie this is some good lore

[@lindsaytang1017]

LPL #2855: Blazar light beam vs Lock

[@RonJeremy514]

Next: Exploding Star

[@Storoks]

I would love to see him use a 76mm tbh

[@ex-d7408]

This is literally the most intimidating intro he had ever done. "This is lock Picking Lawyer *with a soft voice*" while showing 3 heavy firearms + 2 full magazines + approximately 12 extra 50 BMG bullets.

[@canter1ter]

"This is the lock picking lawyer, and today i got tired of people that leave dislikes"

[@chrisbarnes7804]

This is the lock picking lawyer, and today I’m going to show you why your workplace and place of residence require stronger locks.

[@crazypizzaman]

@@canter1ter “The average person may not realize this but every dislike comes from a person with a name and an address, and today we will be testing all the locks on their homes”

[@analcough5321]

"this is the lockpicking lawyer and soon i will be conducting a raid on your house, keep me out for 4 hours and ill give you a free Covert Companion. you have only 2 weeks to prepare. godspeed"

[@no3ironman11100]

@@analcough5321 (explosion sound resounds as you panick, LPL with a loaded gun infront of you) "Ok to prove this wasn't a fluke, I will try this again" (leaves and gives you another week)

[@reterbid6215]

"This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and this is my Lock-Picking-Minigun™"

[@rabbitdrink]

i am lock picking lawyer and this is my lockpick

[@billcipher1756]

@@rabbitdrink "it takes 400 thousand dollars to use this lock pick, for 12 seconds"

[@lexdalex1]

Say hello to my little friend

[@Nano0k]

"You'll likely want to use the majority of your tension on your support arm, and light to medium tension on the finger actuator."

[@Rencol666]

¨.... i got from bosnian bill"

[@ouroboros4049]

“hey guys, lock picking lawyer here, and today I’m done with your shit”

[@crimsonhalo13]

"Welcome to Demolition Ranch, this is the Lock Picking Lawyer ..."

[@ryanweeter3443]

That would be dope

[@parrotgaming1960]

Please make this a thing

[@creepytheft]

I'd love to hear the LPL do the Demo ranch outro to be honest

[@EvanPederson]

The crossover we never knew we needed.

[@alvianekka80]

"This is a 5000 joule airgun with steel-tipped bolt that Joerg and I made few days ago, and we're going to test it on this lock. Let me show you its feature."

[@TROOPERfarcry]

The 50 didn't do it? Should have switched to 9mm. 9mm undoes locks in one shot. Source, Hollywood.

[@anononomous]

You need special lock picking ammo though.

[@sharron74]

(anononomous) s p e c i a l l o c k p i c k i n g b u l l e t

[@TheGamerThatKills]

They had us in the fist half, not gonna lie

[@randomtube8226]

Should have used a knife, it will cut through with just one slice. Source, Resident Evil.

[@vocalpatriot]

LOL!! TRUTH!! ~=O

[@EGL24Xx]

So today we're gonna use a standard pick in 500 thousandths

[@ethansmith5560]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@KazakhToon]

Click outta one, let's just reload that

[@Ava-wu4qp]

Technically 510 thousandths. Though exact bullet diameters do vary between more specific ammo types.

[@idahomike]

It's refreshing to see someone on KZbin that can do basic math. I'm not saying that sarcastically...

[@bryanslocks3481]

EGL24Xx 500 thousandths is microscopic

[@acegamer7549]

The thing was if they didn’t hit the shackle, that could have easily survived 20-30+ more rounds

[@guyver441]

Yeah...if i needed to get by that thing I would definitely just cut around it. A set of bolt cutters and any chain is toast, better put that padlock on a giant mythril door....

[@giovane_Diaz]

the only place I can think can be strong enough to be as reasonable hard to break open as this monster is like the presidential car, a russian bunker next to a nuclear plant or something

[@timbob1145]

I'm strapping one of those to my balls if I ever go to war

[@MatthewBakke]

@@giovane_Diaz I guess like all locks it’s added deterrence. Now they have to take out the whole door or wall.

[@DinnerForkTongue]

​@@MatthewBakke Or pick it, which ironically is the easier bypass method.

[@michaelb4415]

LPL having a 100% accuracy is a bit concerning

[@randomstuffbychris]

Well as long as you don't flinch and move the gun and your scope/sight is zeroed correctly it isn't all that difficult

[@csgotrainingbot2160]

@@randomstuffbychris can confirm, shot a rifle for the first time ever with a red dot with 100% accuracy across 9 shots from the prone position, range being no more than 50 yards and scope being a zeroed in red dot

[@hoangtuan7945]

Well, he be like that to make sure the lock companies aint gonna mess with him

[@geckotoe]

In another video he said he did go to military school Edit: The mention was in "[392] Opening Master Combination Locks With a Hammer"

[@Spaceytig3r]

Lockpicking skill 100, Stealth 100, Archery 100

[@Habreno]

Squire: "Can we send you a new one and you send us that one back? We'd like it as a trophy."

[@Taolan8472]

They probably would. Hang that thing in the front lobby of their headquarters with pictures at every desk in their QC department. "You have to literally use an anti-material rifle to break our lock."

[@xl000]

@@Taolan8472 I would love to see the locker room at Squire HQ.

[@IncenseAgallochum]

@@Taolan8472 In a display case with 60 rounds of 5.56, 40 rounds of armor-piercing .308, and 20 rounds of 50

[@57thorns]

@@IncenseAgallochum How much did that ammunition used weigh? More or less than the lock?

[@AMRIV]

@@57thorns Including the case and powder it would come out to about 6lbs of bullets. Could be + or - a pound or two depending on the exact types used.

[@steele_heart77]

"I don't think the 5.56 or armor-piercing .308 is gonna do it." "Well, we carried it all out he-" "I didn't say we weren't going to shoot it." *AMERICA 100*

[@kahnu893]

Lmao I loved the softer "oh okay alright" from Bosnian Bill after he is reassured that they're going to still use all the ammo

[@animalkiller6669]

Big chungus 1000

[@JonathanBelmontX]

@@kahnu893 I think he was i either thinking wooh I still get to shoot it or. What a waste its not gonna open to those we should head straight for the big guns.

[@dreamwolf7302]

i own a 308, and let me just say, ive made some homeloads and, being a jackass, decided to make a cast iron slug. Never again. just...never again. first, and last, time i will make something able to go through the 4x4 pine post holding the target AND the triple layer of plywood that is backed by a sand berm. We found the slug 2 feet into the sand berm...

[@MLGLionKnight]

@@dreamwolf7302 did you hit the target

[@TreytoRx]

“Oh I didn’t say we weren’t gonna shoot it” loved that 😂

[@bigmango202]

I love how the back still looks fine

[@waltermh111]

yeah, I notice that also lol

[@RandalfElVikingo]

*Demolition Ranch dude starts sweating*

[@BardedWyrm]

Squire locks, for when you absolutely, positively, must ensure that unwanted visitors attack the door itself (or a window, or a _wall_ ) before bothering to interact with your lock.

[@haggets_]

Time to buy squire walls and doors 🤪

[@sensatec13]

Yeah, like when the corrupt fbi decides that they need to have a look around your house, after obtaining a warrant based on lies to corrupt judge.

[@Derzull2468]

Or you lockpick it in 10 seconds, drawing much less attention than shooting 20 .50 at it.

[@ringzero3260]

wall stands the least chance

[@the_undead]

@@Derzull2468 this lock alone would probably take a very experienced lock picker at least 5 minutes to open if for no other reason has two very high quality cores in it

[@mike-oxmol]

One of the few times a company is actually happy to be in a LPL video

[@Nooptema]

A lock surviving a .308 alone is impressive.

[@JazzKazoo0930]

.308 AP is no joke, and the squire tanked it no sweat. .50 BMG is downright monstrous and it still took 20 after the 100 previous rounds. Demolition ranch did a video testing the lethality of the barret m82 and even a glancing hit on the ear of their ballistic dummy destroyed the head. It literally tanked 20 shots of a round originally meant to repel *tanks*

[@picklechinchinry5537]

i mean it won’t make a huge difference that close but it had a shorter barrel compared to the normal FAL length

[@lukemimnagh2594]

​@@JazzKazoo0930what the fuck

[@MostlyPennyCat]

It'd be interesting to see how many megajoules of energy they dumped into this thing. Which you could convert into explosive yield by TNT.

[@meme-yman]

If someone is trying to break into a house with this lock at the door, they might as well shoot through the wall and try to get in

[@muslischeier2978]

Ah the wife method

[@Arrowatch]

"My name is Michael Weston. I used to be a spy until..."

[@nikitaastakhov9252]

thief: **uses window right next to door**

[@shanejohns7901]

@@pivottech8881 It's 'only' $322 right now. I don't think you would need to be 'rich' to afford that. It probably really matters how much value there is in the stuff you're trying to protect with the lock. LPL picked this lock open in ~3 mins kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKjKqHajnZyGfck All in all, I think the lock's body is decent enough. But the lock itself isn't worth $322 if it can be opened in 3 mins, IMHO. I'd much prefer a Bowley High Security for much less. Now if we could get the Bowley for the core, and the Squire SS100CS for the lock body, I think it'd definitely be worth $322. www.kickstarter.com/projects/2136537678/bowley-lock-company-inc-high-security-padlock-mode/posts/2317648

[@dedley2664]

Here’s an even easier strat. Pick up a rock and through it at a window. Or just take the back door.

[@redlofi9210]

this is the first time youtube has recommended me a video about lockpicking >lockpicking >.50 BMG

[@vivekr150]

Liked ur comment for shiina

[@MrSupercar55]

Try watching LockPickingLawyer’s videos on the regular like I do. Then you’ll be recommended them more often.

[@robertphillips5639]

The

[@cf6282]

Same for me. Amazing how many followers he has. Chilling to see how easily he picks locks.

[@nyaxayn7885]

.50 is a timeless classic.

[@frietpan8917]

Man calls locksmith to open a door, locksmith brings .50 BMG.

[@kooll2401]

😆

[@giantmagicalduck3604]

... and still failes to open a door.

[@VascoCC95]

"Well, sir... I think I need an extra mag of .50 bullets to open your lock..."

[@takodajohnson703]

Like he said " Strongest lock in the world." Amazing deterrent. I was really impressed when he picked this lock in about a minute.

[@MyH3ntaiGirl]

@@giantmagicalduck3604 might as well blast the whole door from the hingred

[@christianilson]

After this I had to think of him and Bosnian Bill playing Russian Roulette. “Click out of one…“

[@Goetterkomplex_]

...nothing on two

[@MrJimheeren]

This is probably the most American thing I’ve ever seen

[@waltermh111]

lol I just love it. I only start appreciating the value of guns this year but I am definitely raising my kids to use them well.

[@x23-w1o]

@@waltermh111 what value do guns have? From what I understand they don't have many positive effects on society- all I can really think of is that they're fun to use. On the other hand however they are responsible for many deaths. It seems to me like guns are overall negative.

[@ErdTirdMans]

@@x23-w1o Then why do the police and military have them?

[@stephenfulford6227]

@@x23-w1o Except data shows far more lives are saved in US by the defensive use of guns than non-suicide deaths are caused. Guns are a great equalizer. They are the only reason a pregnant lady could have any personal defense against a large male aggressor. They have a very positive impact.

[@TheRflynn]

“This is the tool that Bosnian Bill and I made”

[@pskry]

This is the LockPickingLawyer and today I'll show you how easy it is to defeat this flimsy Squire lock with a very low skill attack...

[@ТомасАндерсон-в1е]

Yeah 20 hits from 100 yards with a 50 BMG on this thing is no low skill.

[@Jodlauspc]

@@ТомасАндерсон-в1е 100 yards≈33 meters, that's definitely very low skill from lying down position. Back in the army I'd hit this size target with 7.62mm AR w/ iron sights 9/10 times lying down from 150m, 7/10 from standing position at 30m. The sights alone make it very easy hit with little to no training.

[@MurrayC]

@@Jodlauspc 100ft is approx 33 metres. 100 yards is approx 100 metres!

[@EnjoyCocaColaLight]

@@Jodlauspc Iron sights are more precise than the modern x2 sights.

[@Kaboomf]

Murray Chapman about 90 meters to be slightly less inaccurate

[@doctorosullivan]

Losing your GoPro to shrapnel while in the desert shooting 50 cals at a lock trying to blow it up for fun is the most American thing ever haha

[@pizzamon795]

Bald eagles

[@Carstuff111]

@@pizzamon795 Not just bald eagles, screaming bald eagles :)

[@williamroberts5716]

@@Carstuff111 Screaming bald eagles eating bacon.

[@nathankim9170]

@@williamroberts5716 Screaming bald eagles eating bacon powered by a V8

[@luviskol]

@@nathankim9170 Screaming bald eagles eating bacon powered by a V8 covered with Maple syrup with a side order of fries and a diet coke

[@gaz312]

I wonder. If the lock were placed on something that didn’t move would it take more of the impact of the shot and how would that effect the results.

[@kenjiishikawa1029]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@DinnerForkTongue]

They didn't brace it here because of possible ricochets and splatter.

[@theregalproletariat]

Then it would be able to transfer energy more effectively to its surroundings.

[@NightmareBlade10]

Good point, but then again I doubt a padlock would ever be securely attached to anything considering it has to hang from whatever it's locking.

[@joshuahadams]

Set it up with some sandbags on a berm or something so more of the energy goes into the lock rather then swinging it

[@kingofstuff1732]

Somewhere there's the lock designer for Squire pumping his fist in the air going, "YEESSS!!"

[@PownyRider]

xD yeah^^

[@Kieselmeister]

@The champs of Gaming .50 bmg WAS designed as an anti-tank round... just from WW1... It was a bit too small by the time WW2 came around, but there were still a few Italian and IJA light tanks which it could penetrate.

[@patrickdabs]

@@Kieselmeister I think he meant the 120mm cannon on an Abrams tank,

[@RickGladwin]

“Sir the Lock Picking Lawyer is doing an episode on our padlock” *starts to sweat* “He’s shooting it with armour-piercing rounds” *starts to smile*

[@cthrekgoru]

Back is still intact. Very tough lock…

[@brettjohnson791]

I like how even though this is all for a bit of fun, the Barrett is actually still being used for it's intended purpose, anti-material.

[@emmaisemma28]

After the lock shackle broke: Lock picking lawyer: “so this lock has one major exploit that allows you to easily bypass the locking mechanism”

[@amana_bib092]

easily is a mild overstatement

[@mr.plaguedoc2880]

It’s only a matter of time until LPL says “This is The LockPickingLawyer, and today, we are gonna use an RPG against this padlock”

[@tonyth9240]

"It was just earlier today that we applied the 50cal lockpick to this" Yeah, he's an American locksmith.

[@RandomUser2401]

so sad, this nation will never advance.

[@Fedico7000]

So patriotic

[@pops7249]

@@RandomUser2401 why

[@Cain35]

@@RandomUser2401 Do you have stupid

[@RandomUser2401]

@@Cain35 No. But an English course would be appropriate for you.

[@Blancinnoir]

I'm sorry but that intro made me crack up. *table with rifles and bullets* -hi this is the lockpicking lawyer! :)

[@gundorstoneskin5900]

7:59 "I love ya! AND I'LL SEEEE YA NEXT TIME!"

[@vocalpatriot]

Yep "you need two keys or one bosnian bill..LOL

[@tashkiira7838]

Hey now, picking locks from 150 yards away is fair tactics. :D

[@AgateBrick]

Tashkiira That is how I would pick locks in all fairness.

[@felamad1510]

Welcome back to demolitio-

[@poloolop3539]

"ok, let's do that again to show that it wasn't a fluke"

[@infinitepower1449]

7:17 “the locking mechanism never let go” damn that’s strong

[@owatonnahacker]

now I want to see the LP pick the lock after the destructive maintenance

[@dundeeslaytern724]

When your character has 0 points in Lockpicking, and you still want to rob that NPC's house.

[@lunarhalcyon6725]

"You find the door is heavily warded with a mechanism of both extreme complexity and durability" Lockpick - 50 : Despell the Ward Small Arms - 100 / Big Guns - 75 : Shatter the Mechanism

[@suppe2740]

lol, best comment, we gamers are crazy xD

[@jojojojo-yi6wb]

@@suppe2740 cringe

[@missingno2401]

wasted grenades on locks

[@sulfurnitride]

@@lunarhalcyon6725 When your playing Skyrim and the lock is like 1 milometer off and your lockpick broke

[@cee348]

Remember: your lock is only as strong as the screws that hold it to the door

[@misterygamere5350]

i mean, you've got a point

[@tylervue306]

True

[@nothingmuch1129]

Or, as strong as the door 🚪

[@slyking214]

I'm sure it can be picked easily. (I'm going to go watch LPL pick it now.) Just watched it and I was wrong, that took LPL a while to pick.

[@zahven]

@@slyking214 can’t have a shitty core in an absolute beast of a lock like that otherwise there would literally be no point Imagine if it was a wafer lock lmao

[@marquiis]

1:00 "we applied the 50cal lockpick to this" I'm broke.

[@ARSZLB]

what did you spend all your money on?

[@WestSydeThuugg]

@@ARSZLB 50cal lockpicks are spendy

[@mr.phoenix8691]

@Erik Yeah!!!

[@volkswagen1221]

The lock broke too 🤣

[@bookworm8368]

@@ARSZLB I miss my dad. Sometimes I hit him.

[@jtland4842]

This is something that Squire should proudly put on their website if they haven't already. With LPL's permission of course

[@Anthony-xf6dj]

"This is the lock picking lawyer and I have had enough of this lock's shit"

[@misakamikoto8785]

when you're lv5 trying to shoot a padlock in lv 100 area.

[@sonofsparda3767]

Go back to commenting on oros vids :)

[@vstorm8339]

@Opecuted Good Question

[@USS_ESSEX_CV-9]

The truth

[@Tropicality.]

@Son of Sparda reddit moment

[@suspiciousneighbor4799]

What are you doing trying to get into a lv5 area you barely hit lv5.1 and then leveled back down

[@thomasgee2029]

"Earlier today we applied the 50cal lockpick"

[@ryceboyproductions]

Thomas Gee click on 1, explosion on 2, aaand we’re in.

[@Justin-lf1fs]

I’m impressed with how well the rig stood up to all that force and shrapnel

[@ArKeTiCt]

If you actually wanna defeat the purpose of this lock ... you can use this same amount of guns and ammo and make a human size hole through any normal wall and still have ammo to carry on your mission 😅

[@aritakalo8011]

Anything secured with that size lock won't have a normal wall. That sized lock? Military ammunition storage etc. meant to take just plain brute force attack. That or other vault room or cave securing valuables. Meaning reinforced concrete walls and door probably thicker than that lock also possibly filled with reinforced concrete. Something which won't be defeated even by armor piercing .50 cal. dual custody arrangement also suggest critical/dangerous equipment storing. Then again, someone who has .50 antimaterial rifle and ill intent, probably also has access to explosives and idea about shaped charges..... Unless someone is being stupid and spending way too much on their padlock.

[@Bialy_1]

@@aritakalo8011 "Unless someone is being stupid and spending way too much on their padlock." or someone is not living in USA where you can punch holes in "normal wall" with "normal hand"... :P

[@Blackmark7410]

Scene from an action movie: Hero infiltrates the bad guys base, and find the girl locked in a cell. He takes aim at the lock with his pistol. Hero: Wait, is that a Squire? Girl: What? Hero: That lock, it's a Squire, I ain't got no chance! Girl: What does that mean? Hero: It means i'm out, see ya.

He just needs to shoot at the bars of the cell, as they are probably weaker than the lock.

[@trashymontyy2385]

Picks lock*😂

[@amphiumaiii7058]

He could just pull up LockPickingLawyer video 927 on his phone to see how to pick the lock.

[@nicolrb2210]

Amauri E. Alcántara it’s a bunch of connected squires

[@kulkalkul]

Sounds more like a commercial to me. :D

[@graveltheblock5578]

I'm afraid we'll be deviating a bit from standard test analysis, Gordon.

[@holysirsalad]

Yeeeess, but with good reason! This is a rare opportunity for us!

[@fafo_o]

@@holysirsalad this is the purest sample we have seen yet, and potentially the most unstable

[@yodarded8712]

@@fafo_o Now now, if you follow standard insertion procedures, everything will be fine...

[@marconarvaez9871]

@@yodarded8712 I don't know how you can say that. Although I will admit that the possibility of a resonance cascade scenario is extremely unlikely, I remain uncomfortable with the...

[@YohannesKristiawan]

You are referring to certain movie / series? What is the title?

[@blenderfox]

"this lock survived all those bullets and still didn't let go of the shackle."

[@hfarthingt]

When it costs more in ammunition to break a lock than the lock itself...

[@slerverysnake7299]

Stonks

[@prophet3091]

Idk about the 5.56 or .308, but even if it's $5 per round for a .50, that's only $100, and I'd bet good money that lock cost at least $250, probably way more

[@undefined6512]

The lock costs £400, or about $600. Stonks.

[@tarkitarker0815]

@@prophet3091 try that with real nato ammo and not the dirt cheap american ammo and you sell your soul. and just that you know, yeah south america and the middle east have cheaper rounds, but i bet it takes even more of them.

[@tyrantrex734]

@@tarkitarker0815 There really is not much difference in price or performance for it to matter.

[@Wistbacka]

Also remember guys: the lock can take 20+ BMG rounds, but was easily picked by LPL in 2 minutes, 50 seconds. Conclusion: LPL is stronger than BMG

[@dustinbrueggemann1875]

Can we get Bowley lock cores in a monster case like this?

[@Randy.Bobandy]

Has he actually picked this larger version with the two locks?

[@spencermarx6147]

@@Randy.Bobandy Yes, in video 927. kzbin.info/www/bejne/pKjKqHajnZyGfck

[@Randy.Bobandy]

@@spencermarx6147 Thanks. I mixed this up with the Bowley lock.

[@Wistbacka]

@@Randy.Bobandy yes, and it was in pretty much 2 min, 50 sec +/- 5 seconds depending on which point you start the timing from

[@earthenjadis8199]

*US Army issues vests made of Squire padlocks* *Soldiers complain about the weight*

[@MrLego3160]

Ammo expenditure goes through the roof as shooting each other becomes a new version of tapping them on the shoulder.

[@gergokerekes4550]

after a week they would have abs of steel, but you are not allowed under eny circumstance to trhow this at an enemy combatant as it is a weapon that causes unimaginable suffering and pain if it hits.

[@Christian-my4dp]

@@gergokerekes4550 After a week they'd have a 20 pack! 😂

[@dodgydruid]

Reminds me of the old joke where people were asking why planes weren't made out of the same stuff the black boxes are lol

[@DinnerForkTongue]

@@gergokerekes4550 Those are _padlocks,_ not pommels.

[@shadowai9668]

0:02 those are some interesting looking lockpicks you have there LPL

[@henryokeeffe5835]

LPL: "The locking mechanism never let go" Nope, it's now welded together

[@Lt_Beam]

"I don't think the 556 or the AP 308 is gonna do the trick" "Well, we carried it all out here though" "Well, I ain't say we weren't gonna shot it" America, America. Never change

[@dukeman7595]

Johan DOUCHE, thank you for your imbecilic bemused remark..

[@TheMrKeksLp]

@ The fuck is your problem with people having fun

[@Galahad_Du_Lac]

Johan Fouche You really are a sad spiteful little man.

[@cyrecks]

@ Dude stop. You're embarrassing yourself and making everyone else feel uncomfortable. It's kind of sad and pathetic.

[@weasle2904]

@ I forgot that men with too much estrogen can get a little angsty sometimes...

[@Ephem13]

The crazy part, it took him less time to pick and disassemble this lock my hand than it did to shoot through it, with a .50 BMG...

[@kgkbuugj]

and the .50 BMG is supposed to be an anti-material round...

[@sammiches6859]

@@kgkbuugj It's an Antimaterial rifle. The rounds vary, and I didn't see any explosive tips.

[@silverseth7]

This lock has the mindset of 'rookie-be-gone'

[@marvindebot3264]

@@sammiches6859 What was needed is Amour piecing rounds rather than HE. The ideal round would be the M20 (red and silver tip) which can do about 20 to 22 mm of armour at 500m. HE rounds are actually quite rare in .50 as it's really a bit small. The only one available is the MO2 (yellow tip) which is primarily an anti aircraft round and I suspect is very hard to come by these days even in service.

[@sammiches6859]

@@marvindebot3264 I was referring to the "antimaterial" description of that other guy only. Explosive rounds are almost exclusively for military equipment, so I named those, but you're absolutely correct.

[@kayleighk.641]

This is the first time I've heard LPL laugh and it's in about the most aggressive video I've ever seen from him 😂

[@joshp8535]

This one and the one where he is trying to open the ABUS Rock with the Ramset. The 2nd most aggressive video of his I've seen, lol.

[@PhotonHerald]

Squire should be using these videos in their marketing... 20 rounds of BMG. Christ!

[@Clapxiomatic]

Plus everything that was thrown at it before that. including AP .308 that damaged the shackle.

[@IAmNextUp]

@@Clapxiomatic I am beyond impressed. Squire is KING

[@hussssshie]

It's funny how LPL's voice makes me expect him spending days in public libraries or something... My judgement couldn't be more wrong

[@dyppityjoop5912]

hes a lawyer, father, husband, youtuber, lockpicker and gun enthusiast, this man has got it all

[@DeathBoy2098]

if anybody shows you can live your best life doing both, it's LPL ;)

[@maxthexpfarmer3957]

He's a lawyer, so I'm sure he at some point he read a lot.

[@xxEzraBxxx]

@@dyppityjoop5912 add other weapons and alcoholic drinks

[@andreeacat7071]

He lockpicks the door to his public library at night and stays up reading until they open the door

[@Wise_Noob13]

Squire secret is that they made the padlocks out of old Nokia phones

[@crimsonlight4205]

James Harding well this video showed it being shot with a 50 cal soo I imagine it’s a given it can take multiple 9 mil

[@DrLennieSmall]

@@crimsonlight4205 he refers to the phones

[@omgitsjoetime]

Jorvikson no he specifically said Hi points

[@Milk-ew4pf]

Indeed

[@callmevell918]

This must be an eternal meme or something.

[@Gr33nShirt]

What’s crazy is it wasn’t just what it took from the .50. There was 60 rounds of 5.56, 40 rounds of 7.62 AP, AND 20 rounds of .50. Great video.

[@SouthMainAuto]

Note to self, bring cutting torch and not BMG... got it....

A cutting torch would just make it the hottest and strongest padlock on Earth. If you get the shackle hot enough, it might melt through the latch. The lock isn't open, but the container you're trying to get into will be.

[@camillosteuss]

@ You do know that a cutting torch doesnt melt, but rather brings steel up to temperature where it reacts with oxygen at a rate which far exceeds normal processes we call rusting and when the adequate temperature is reached, steel will be able to be ''cut'' without the flame, but rather, mere oxygen can be applied from there onward, as the reaction will carry on for as long as sufficient oxygen is provided, as it is with regular burning which in chemistry is also defined as any reaction with oxygen that happens at a certain rate and conditions... What im trying to say is that it wouldnt be just hot, it would be sliced like butter with a hot knife... There are materials which can defy the torch in that regard, as they dont react with oxygen in that way, but are in turn often prone to being dealt with the torch regardless, but not a cutting torch, but a focus torch that is designed to melt, rather than heat up and then provide enormous amounts of oxygen to do a chemical destruction on a reactive basis, rather than develop temperatures high enough to not cause a binding reaction, but rather break up the bonds or weaken them to melt the matter...

[@leviferrero6068]

@ clearly you've no experience with cutting torches lol

@@leviferrero6068 Oxy/Acetylene gets through sheet metal just fine. We're talking about inch thick hardened steel.

[@MidniteSpectre]

Would a high intensity laser do? Or a diamond drill?

[@yooloo7153]

When LPL needs a time-lapse you know it’s an awesome lock :)

[@abuseclaws7471]

"I didn't say we weren't gonna shoot it" "Oh, okay" that goddamn broke me

[@eballer48]

well we carried it all the way out here though..

[@theonlyegg]

It's always fun when you hear KZbinrs' real personalities sneak through.

[@moonspoongaming3402]

"This is the lock picking lawyer and today we aren't picking, we're packing"

[@royalpayn4089]

"I didn't say we weren't going to shoot it" I love this guy

[@fredashay]

Reminds me of Taofladermouse's motto: "You make it, we shoot it."

[@MrOTcomputer]

LOL!!

[@RandomUser2401]

a bit sad that even the top 2 lockpick guys are so freakin in love with weapons. Guess Muricans just being Muricans.

[@fredashay]

@@RandomUser2401 'Murica! F**k yeah!!! When you anti-gun pansies are eventually invaded by China, we'll still have a fighting chance!

[@RandomUser2401]

@@fredashay haha holy shit how can someone possibly be that deluded and brainwashed. Before you ever have the slightest winning chance you are eradicated by drones from either your own or a foreign military.

[@1AmGroot]

I mean, if you have 3 rifles at the ready, threatening the lock owner is going to be WAYYYYY more effective than trying to break this lock...

[@Tonatsi]

What if the owner is behind the lock

[@anti-fangirlfanclub4776]

@@Tonatsi might as well just shoot the door

[@alimohsen7986]

@@anti-fangirlfanclub4776 What if the door is made of the same material as the lock

[@Thunderage03]

@@alimohsen7986 It would be impossible to open

[@sigmoidbeast7712]

@@croxion or just use lock picks

[@michaelbasalt9387]

I don't think I have ever heard LockPickingLawyer in so much awe of a lock. High high praise indeed!

[@IBringBroadswoads]

"This is the lockpicking lawyer and today, I've lost my patience"

[@izukumidoriya641]

“This is the lockpicking lawyer and today, I’ve reached my breaking point.”

[@than0shark]

"This is the lock picking lawyer, and today, I found my wife with another man."

[@ReiMizere]

"This is the lockpicking lawyer and today, say hello to my little friend"

[@Gabriel-ij1hd]

"This is the Lock Picking Lawyer,and today we're gonna teach you how to make the children quiet"

[@achkmedss9890]

These are the greatest comments I’ve ever seen I swear 😂😂😂😂