99 CENT STORE - "BRAIN CLEANER"

mytalkshowheroes
2006

[@claiborneeastjr4129]

Jay was so much more talented than today's TV late night. Wish he was still hosting the Tonight Show

[@alexm566]

watch his Jay Leno's Garage, he gained plenty of weight and lost a lot of energy...

[@SUN.SCREEN.TASTE.LIKE.SUMMER]

Jays a loser

[@7531monkey]

Thats a joke right? He was horrible.

[@jayanxiety]

I TOTALLY lost it with the 99 cent Teddy bear... as soon as he proclaimed, "I Loooove to be tickled!" I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe!

[@1981lashlarue]

It sounds like the voice from Saw or something.

[@gimcrack555]

I just picture a big heavy set guy, that just got out of prison. Needed a job and this was it.

[@sdmurphy20]

"You have a trusting hand my friend." Smh lol

[@captnjaygreybeard6394]

Pretty sure the audio was done at the show.

[@captnjaygreybeard6394]

Fake audio done on set, but funny.

[@hiitsme6639]

"Caleefornia here I come!! RRRAAWWRRRAAAWWWRRR!!"

[@deerlord2363]

That one was pretty funny 🤣

[@cynthiahusband106]

Jay made me laugh so hard , made my sides hurt miss Jay terribly.

[@RedfishCarolina]

I saw the comments about the bear, but they did not prepare me for the bear.

[@cindyclay4429]

Prepare you for the bear,you afraid of bears wth

[@jtblcksheep3376]

LOL at 0:16 Jay actually had to stop for a second to address the bizarre intro music.

[@indowneastmaine]

Classic Kev reaction! “Don’t look at me.” 😂

[@FranchiseSHR]

That first Arnold line was so hilarious. That bears first line was just creepy

[@christinelang2417]

The bear was very disturbing! The Fart candy bar OMG! I'M GLAD I WASN'T DRINKING OR EATING ANYTHING!!🤣🤣🤣

[@richardhamblen5526]

"I LOVVVE TO BE TICKLED".."YOU HAVE A TRUSTING HAND, MY FRIEND"..HAHAHAHA!! HE SOUNDS LIKE FREDDY KREUGER..THEY'RE ALL CRACKING UP..

[@hilarioloredo4637]

Kevin just made this show with his laugh and Jay!

[@markharris5107]

His scream at the snake was perfect

[@allysonhanks9159]

Hello Mark, how are you doing and what is the weather like? I wish you a happy weekend.

[@DNulrammah]

"orzechowy" is Polish for "nutty" (FART candy bar)

[@justayoutuber1906]

Fart bar. lol

[@pressureworks]

The song he asked about is: El Negro Zumbon. From the 1951 film Anna. The song was released in the USA under the Titles Anna's Theme, and also as Anna. Sophia Loren had a small part in the film. A clip of the scene of the song is in Cinema Paradiso.

[@2006Crusader2006]

Bring Leno back!

[@daveriley6310]

The snake is to keep your mommy from snooping in your diary.

[@deerlord2363]

Oh that makes sense 🤣

[@allysonhanks9159]

Hello Dave, how are you doing and what is the weather like? I wish you a happy weekend.

[@daveriley6310]

@@allysonhanks9159 😘

[@allysonhanks9159]

@@daveriley6310 Hey Dave. Nice to meet you.

[@sandralyn5869]

ROTFLMFFAO 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 "I like to be tickled". I'm crying right now cuz I can NOT stop laughing. And could the voice be any creepier? 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@rickgut1457]

Are you really rolling on the floor ??

[@Allison_Wonderland.]

The voice sounded like a lascivious demon. Scary.

[@austinteutsch]

Now THIS is real comedy. Funny. All for 99 cents plus tax.

[@JustinEvitable80]

4:02 Jay: "What was that?" Kevin: "99 cents, man."

[@efisgpr]

"cent"

[@indowneastmaine]

Kev had some really good comebacks. I always enjoyed their back and forth banter.

[@kreativepulp8760]

Arnold as a mouse... Epic!!

[@tommunyon2874]

We bought a plush Easter Bunny in Guam (made in China) that played Christmas carols.

[@allysonhanks9159]

Hello Tom, how are you doing and what is the weather like? I wish you a happy weekend.

[@CityofButterfly]

That teddy bear is from A.I.: Artificial Intelligence. That's why he sounds like that. Still hilarious out of context though.

[@ganglabesh]

Soon as i saw that i thought that as well!

[@bostonblackie9503]

The sad thing is that a lot of this stuff is all people can afford!

[@charlesgarrett7766]

I miss leno, fallon just doesn't do it for me

[@jayanxiety]

I'll spend hours watching old "Headlines" segments! Those were a riot and were the "99 cent store" segments. We could all relate to them!

[@tycobb2580]

yeah Fallon is one annoying silly boy

[@Shilgne1]

They're both shite

[@sandralyn5869]

I couldn't agree more. I never missed a night but my favorite episodes were on Mondays because the "Headlines" always had me laughing til I almost peed myself. I miss Jay Leno so much

[@markrothenberg9867]

I only watch recorded episodes and fast forward to the musical guests. This past year, or maybe a bit further back, the music SUCKS. Bring Leno back to late night and get some classic rock bands.

[@roville225]

That teddy bear needs those bondage cuffs.

[@blondegypsy8525]

Thanks for posting!

[@karollyjak]

"Fart" candy bar. In polish "Luck". Batonik "Pierd".

[@gspendlove]

The bear seems like one of those presents a guy might bring to his date on "To Catch a Predator." It's cute, built good.

[@God.Almighty]

what? no way.

[@LPJISKOOL]

That bear is from AI : Artificial Intelligence

[@kaymeuwissen2165]

Headlines,Jaywalking,99 cents store the best,…funny as hell.

[@jefolson6989]

I have the brain cleaner. Also a" C-cramp"- very handy

[@fredflintstoner596]

Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view ! " Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?"

[@mangoman6745]

Yea what was that music introduction to the $.99 segment ?🤷🏼‍♂️🤔 I liked that.😆

[@xmantv9906]

I seem to vaguely recognize it from something else.

[@pressureworks]

Anna from the 1951 Italian fim Anna.

[@trespire]

When I was driving in Germany for the fist time, I had to double take at the "Ausfahrt" signs.

[@TimoRutanen]

And when you go shopping in the evening in Sweden, you'll be stunned at the sign on the doors of many shops 'Slut' which of course means 'closed'.

[@trespire]

:-)

[@deerlord2363]

@@TimoRutanen LOL 🤣

[@FlamingoKicker]

The voice of that talking bear sounded like Mel Blanc. He was the voice actor for Tweeki, the robot from the Buck Rogers tv show back in the '70s so maybe these were left over recordings?

[@rishabchaudhary4489]

I guessed Pablo Francisco

[@Soxruleyanksdrool]

I thought the robot's name was Twinky.

[@FlamingoKicker]

@@Soxruleyanksdrool Technically, it was actually TW1K1 but I suppose for comedy they pronounced the one's as the letter "i"s? I had to Google that.

[@fennomania6868]

That tune in the beginning is so good! Had to put it as my call tune :D

[@pressureworks]

Anna from the 1951 italian film Anna.

[@Fennomies]

@@pressureworks That sure sounds like that song! Thanks :D

[@johnsegertsons2143]

Remember when late night shows were this good

[@CrazyFreak714]

5:30 Duke Nukem ☢️

[@jimmyguitar2933]

Jay "The Hack" Leno... instant blockeroo!

[@billcooke4413]

Intro music to awesome

[@allysonhanks9159]

Hello Bill, how are you doing and what is the weather like? I wish you a happy weekend.

[@billcooke4413]

@@allysonhanks9159 it’s really nice here not hot but not cold early September I. Michigan

[@allysonhanks9159]

@@billcooke4413 Thank you for writing back. Well here in Long Beach CA, is 19 degrees and Clear. Nice to meet you Bill, hope you don't mind us chatting sometimes to get to know each other.

[@ThamiumOne]

@@allysonhanks9159 - 19 degrees in Long Beach? In summer? It's probably never been 19 degrees in Long Beach. Someone who actually lives in California would know that. Bill - don't bother with this person. It's probably not even a woman, it's obviously a scammer who doesn't understand the Farenheit temperatures used in the U.S., they just gave themselves away by what they said.

[@ab6617]

Bear has duke nukem’s voice

[@nickflionis6341]

Totally missed a "dunacell these batteries" gag

[@toddadams8420]

That bear sounds like joe friday

[@sheldonkelly9227]

Come on Jay. Don't hold back. At least shop at the DOLLAR STORE

[@barbaramattson817]

i all-ways loved this when a rich person makes fun of poor, it's a hoot!!

[@jimnfl7134]

2:08: They would call him: "Hey Arnold" But that name was ALREADY Taken! LOL!

[@stratfordbaby]

Fart Orzechowy means nuts/peanuts in Polish. Never saw a Fart when I lived there.

[@SixSonn]

Jay Leno single-handedly destroying the Speedo Drink Brand.

[@robadams5799]

I was just about to say that I liked the way he just tossed each item aside when they showed the pile by his desk.

[@quernalt]

Everytime he does I think about the poor guy who has to clean up afterwards😂

[@ericsmith8373]

The mouse was hilarious

[@goodbadbill]

The Fart bar goes well with the Speedo water lol

[@richardharepax123]

The two that talk are the creepiest

[@Laceykat66]

More of these if you can find them.

[@captainwonderwoman5049]

I wish I can find where to buy that mouse keychain I don’t know where to find it??

[@jeffjordan2538]

American misses you

[@davidjones3165]

2020 actually see Jay at the 99 cent store

[@triciajohansen7124]

Was he wearing the love cuffs? 😎

[@randallczaja5176]

Please don't skip over the details of the 1st. two toy sets. ATD kids. Origin/Destination 🎉

[@scottvanhille5688]

I want that Teddy LOL.

[@tycobb2580]

that was some funny shit

[@jamesbfaber7770]

Actually, they are items from a store; no feces whatsoever.

[@tycobb2580]

@@jamesbfaber7770 what's it's like suffering from Asperger's?

[@mr.a822]

Wow, I remember the "Dunacell" batteries at the the Dollar Store lol.

[@johnnycash578]

hey the teddy bear is from A.I. its really cool sounds just like teddy !!! i want one

[@brandonguidry4405]

Mary Men 1:00

[@saraburress4406]

Like

[@Ecoficient_audio]

5:35 GO HERE

[@lauriepotter9837]

Me too

[@frankmc5021]

Omg! The New VR. Hahaha

[@bandd53]

I bet that fart candy bar tastes like sh!t lol 😂😂😂

[@deerlord2363]

LOL 🤣🤣

[@bruhmandude555]

6:54 well it looks like epstien got some of those

[@pika23]

I had the Snoop Dogg mouse from the same brand as Arnold.

[@captainwonderwoman5049]

What’s the brand?

[@pika23]

@@captainwonderwoman5049 can't remember. It said foshizzle my mizzle

[@kenlompart9905]

This was the Barrie Ontario station.

[@huth1701]

3:09

[@dmd5645]

I'm DYING!. "I LOVE"to be tickled!." Oh ..... I forgot Jay did these!. Sad I'm watching these instead of real TV. OH YEAH , there's nothing but demons and ghosts and murder on. Now I know why I'm watching this!. .....

[@markuslappalainen6847]

Megatron has taken a form of a teddybear

[@unclecreepy4185]

Sure, to be fair he shops at the 99¢ store. But that one intern he’s always buying TWO gifts for.

[@brandoninglin7566]

1:00- 1:02-1:06 1:17 1:52-2:05 2:21-2:29 2:40-2:49 4:05-4:31 4:43-4:46 5:20-5:36 5:47-5:53 6:40 6:53-6:58 7:15-7:27 ❤😂🎉😅

[@jakeg3126]

Where are these 99 cent stores?

[@madizzle90]

Some are in Los Angeles.

[@pietzychannel]

I want the talking bear

[@jasonsmith8300]

When I went to Disney World in 2007 I needed to get AA batteries. There a four pack cost $16.

[@Angry.General1461]

5:49😃😄😂

[@vaderkod]

I want the bear.

[@ganglabesh]

the bear was a knok off of the robot bear in the film a.i.

[@microbusss]

I actually have that rat! battery is dead but I wants to fix it I found mine at a local convenience store but I paid about $5 for it

[@Fireball409]

Love cuffs? 😮 FART candy bar 😂

[@biff5856]

Is anything funnier? .99 cent store, Truth in advertising and headlines.

[@troyweingart8176]

Does he know Irving Mainway? (Dan Ackroyd)

[@CoyotesThunderfan10]

That Speedo sports water was probably gross because it was wrung out water from a pool

[@terminallygray]

Ahhhh HA !! Now we know who to blame for children underperforming in school. It's those 99¢ flash cards. Sneaky little......... 7+2=5... indeed... The talking bear sounds a lot like Mel Blanc. There's a perfectly good reason why the Aqua Chair is not recommended for use in pool. You're supposed to fill it up with water, silly. That pile of bodies at 6:51 is impressive !! All in the name of good spirited humor.

[@bobcarp1239]

I think it's supposed to be "Drain" cleaner....

[@nathankrush3289]

Grow a sense of humor.

[@ilovenapalm5429]

FART in Polish (informal/slang/street) means LUCK.

[@hughjanus6975]

Brands that are ONLY at the 99c store

[@abc33944]

with the cost of shipping how did this junk make its way over to the states?

[@justwalk5044]

before youtube , there was jay leno

[@sugarpacketchad]

I miss Jay Leno!

[@cturdo]

I think the snake was a stowaway from China.

[@lenawitkowski1073]

The snake u Put on top to keep people out

[@Dharmarenee]

Your opinion and you have a right to it just do yourself a favor and make sure it is an informed one.

[@zuffer1675]

Kev had some after show though.

[@carolcornell6332]

Hey they got some good stuff there ! But some is bad

[@user-kt5te8ik5k]

Did a test with dollor store and the cheepo one's Lasted 16hrs the dourlcell 10 shrimp lived in the cheepoos big stores suck peace yal

[@johnmaki3046]

Attention MAGA/Trump people...BRAIN cleaner is available!

[@rodneycody8746]

Dose it work to get the dumbacrat taste out of my mouth 😮

[@johnmaki3046]

Are you ACTUALLY THIS STUPID?!@@rodneycody8746

[@watson2991]

💀🌮 33333333333 gk

[@robertmatthews2009]

Today it would be: Have you been to the 99-cent store? Trump sucks. Am I right?

[@equine2020]

Leno had talent. These guys today are not funny.